Valparaiso University - Beacon / Record Yearbook (Valparaiso, IN)

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31 a hog reason when it breaks into a corn fieldfw The subject is treated most elaborately and profoundly. Prof. Hoekenbery has proved conclusively that a hog does reason. He has also developed great ability as a. singer and 'it is said he spends the greater part of his time singing in grand opera. Like Ichabod Crane, his voice is soothing and melodious and can be heard seven- teen blocks away. He had a soft and foolish heart toward the fair sex; and it is not to be wondered at that he soon found favor in the eyes of a bachelor lady of forty-seven and he no longer envies NLucky JimW Once more the beautiful city known as the city of HSchools and Churchesf7 came to View. ' Here we saw C. F. Maple who, because of his proficiency, patience and great ability, had attained the eminent position of professor of Zoology. In this capacity he had distinguished himself both in teaching and original research work In his youth he was very charming and handsome, thus attracting many admirers, all of whom met with the same fate, of being turned away with tearfiil eyes. It was said he often remarked that it was easier for him to break a loveris heart than to sever the valves of a Lampsilis luteolus. At last Nellie attracted his attention. His heart finally yielded to cupid,s darts, but alasi it was too late; she would not wait. Bewailing his fate he betook himself to Neptune to continue his study in i t Bugology. t, Looking over the class r011 we found that, with the exception of one, the entire Classic class had either appeared upon the screen 01' been heard of. We began to question what had become of. the NLittle Girlfi whose smiling face had been like a shining star in the midst of us. After inquiring concerning her whereabouts the Marites replied thus: HYour classmate, Rilla Summers, has attained honors excelled by none other of the class. She has become very famous throughout the land as a novelist. and poetess. in both the English and German language. Among her most popular productions are HDie Torheit Cer Theft HVVaere ieh ihm nur treu geblieben.H Imf A M Q 4

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30 Fortiter, jidelz'ter, feliciter Classic Tamquam fortasse podib718 ae- ger, , tamen capiie valentissimus CHARLES E. MOCLURF 1 Classic

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32 scit, et qui itatis secet CHARLES J. KEPPEL Classic Mem 09 et fidelis