Valparaiso High School - Valenian Yearbook (Valparaiso, IN)

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AlPlnilL MUTTl© Coneheads stimulate Antics crowd “Belzar, please consult the digital cajaput for proper identification, precinct location, and time unit for the April Antics presentation.” ‘‘Readout as follows: The April Antics presentation is a variety show mass-produced by homosapiens under the direction and guidance of biped Alice Noble. It will occur April 17 and 18, 1978.” ‘‘Will any celebrius andriods be present?” ‘‘Affirmative. It will be sonar frequented by the truly diggable and current superstar Elvis the Pelvis, original artists stimulating the 82-stringed keyboard instrument, and also some of our own kind. In addition, there will be disco dancers vigorously and rhythmically gyrating, instrumental sensations and wattage pulsations. By the way, Telzy, would you desire to spend an intimate evening with me, starting off with a wondrous time at the 1978 April Antics Show, followed by (nudge- nudge, wink-wink) later on . . . “Acceptable.” Say no more. Say no more.” 1. Conehead hairdresser Belzar creates a Bazzoon Buzz for his wife. 2. Inflicted with an acute case of senioritis, students Mark Johansen, Ruth Shewan, Steve Wilson and Tim Trimble discuss post-high school plans. 3. In the tradition of the King of Rock and Roll, Ken Barker performs his best lip curl. 4. Outstanding vocalist, Lisa Benda sings a rousing rendition of I’ve Got the Music in Me.” 5. Ed Ross and Nick Rucker perform an original composition, Bev.” April Antics