Valparaiso High School - Valenian Yearbook (Valparaiso, IN)

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Has Student Council got a great offer for you! Are midwinter blizzards getting you down? Are you sick of frostbitten noses, and tired of trudging through five foot snow drifts? If you are experiencing any of these common symptoms, we have just the cure! We’ll give you a round trip ticket to Colorado or Las Vegas for the low price of $4.00. Sound unbelievable? Well, listen up. On December 16, you and the girl of your dreams are invited to La Belle Montagne. It’s a luxurious Colorado ski resort, complete with the scent of pine trees and the apre-ski comfort of a cozy fireplace. You’ll be greeted by Student Council members, Santa Claus and his old friend, Tigger the Tiger, too. And here’s a special offer for you girls. Entice your favorite boy out of the weight room and into a glittering Las Vegas casino. You can’t lose on this deal, folks, ’cause all of the proceeds will be donated to the Heart Fund by service- minded V-Teens. Included in the package is live entertainment by Just Before Dark plus a crap table to raise money for the Heart Fund. So don’t pass up the chance of a lifetime. Hurry over to the Student Lounge and tell ’em we sent you. 1. As a (p)added attraction to the Christmas Dance, Santa (Mr. Sid Reggie) presents senior Joe Feola with a gift. 2. Geyser ' s” female lead singer belts out a song to a packed dance floor at the Christmas Dance. 3. Student Council members Carol Griffin and Clarissa Hansen devote their spare time to decorating the entrance to La Belle Montagne Ski Lodge. 4. To raise extra money for the Heart Fund, Jeff Harrington and Tracy Bertholet shoot a winning crap game with the assistance of Mr. Lance Leach. 20 — Christmas King Of Hearts

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AlPlnilL MUTTl© Coneheads stimulate Antics crowd “Belzar, please consult the digital cajaput for proper identification, precinct location, and time unit for the April Antics presentation.” ‘‘Readout as follows: The April Antics presentation is a variety show mass-produced by homosapiens under the direction and guidance of biped Alice Noble. It will occur April 17 and 18, 1978.” ‘‘Will any celebrius andriods be present?” ‘‘Affirmative. It will be sonar frequented by the truly diggable and current superstar Elvis the Pelvis, original artists stimulating the 82-stringed keyboard instrument, and also some of our own kind. In addition, there will be disco dancers vigorously and rhythmically gyrating, instrumental sensations and wattage pulsations. By the way, Telzy, would you desire to spend an intimate evening with me, starting off with a wondrous time at the 1978 April Antics Show, followed by (nudge- nudge, wink-wink) later on . . . “Acceptable.” Say no more. Say no more.” 1. Conehead hairdresser Belzar creates a Bazzoon Buzz for his wife. 2. Inflicted with an acute case of senioritis, students Mark Johansen, Ruth Shewan, Steve Wilson and Tim Trimble discuss post-high school plans. 3. In the tradition of the King of Rock and Roll, Ken Barker performs his best lip curl. 4. Outstanding vocalist, Lisa Benda sings a rousing rendition of I’ve Got the Music in Me.” 5. Ed Ross and Nick Rucker perform an original composition, Bev.” April Antics