Valley Stream Central High School - Cadet Yearbook (Valley Stream, NY)

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THE CENTRAL FLASH Dear Mr. Funn: How can I let Cary Cooper know I'1n living? Evelyn Egen. Dear Evelyn: Connnit suicide spectacularly. Mr. Funn. Dear Aul: VVhy are they running that steam roller over the field on Hendrickson Avenue? . J im Nasium. Dear J im: They are going to raise a crop of mashed potatoes this fall. Aul. Dear Mr. Aul N. Funn: C Was the Lewis' Christmas party a success? Red. Dear Red: 1 Was it! I wore home a Wreath of holly, and they had my hat hanging in their window for three days. Mr. Aul Funn. So long! I've enjoyed myself immensely. I hope you have. However, if some Aul N. Funn fans Want some more, I promise to send an additional column to all people who receive 10071 in all Regents. CLASS NIGHT The idea splendid! The cup magnificent! The acting superb! The first play was A Girl'to Order, given by the sophomore -class. These sophs really deserve much credit because of the many obstacles which stood in their path. Their leading lady Was taken ill, and it was thought she would be unable to appear. But true to the spirit of Central, she came through and delighted our audience with her captivating air. Of course, you all know who she Was. Why, none other than the famous female impersonator, 'fDick Edwards. Next-how can you forget it?-'!The Dear Departed Was presented by our seniors. Contrary to the meaning of the Word seniors they were just the opposite. Discarding their dignified appearances for the evening, they showed us what seniors really can do. Were they good? Ask any one in the audience. Following the seniors came the juniors in a fantasy entitled 'fThe Maker of Dreams . The singing and acting were thoroughly appreciated. Result:-The juniors Won! Florence M cD0welZ. 23 A

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TI-IE CENTRAL FLASH AULHN QFUNN Dear Mr. Funn: ' ' l ' Is insanity a cause for divorce? Ethel Ochs. Dear Miss Ochs: N ' ii No. But it's a cause for marriage. i Mr. Funn. Dear Aul N. Funn: A What did Aesop say 2,600-years ago? f Sis. Dear Sis: A V ' c ' ' s i He said, He who laughs is a fool, but he who laughs last is a fool for waiting that long. ' D , g g 1 Aul N. Funn. DearAul: '- l4--- 1 me Why do they call that fellow a Knight -of the Garter?'7 I - V - J im. Dear Jim: i V i N Because he's one of the King's chief supporters. ' - b 4 - W Aul. Dear'Mr. Aul'N. Funn: i , Vat was der matter mit Henrich yet? JI see dathe is flunked already. ' ' i i 4 - A Von Gerichten. ' Dear Von: e V Q - J 1 - g Ach! Henrich vas -ben a good student but-he got Vassar on the brain. . ' ' -- V f -A - i- Q ' - -Mr. Aul N. Funn. A Dear'Aul: g' ' Viiil l. . . . . , Can you tell me one important thing we have now that we didn't'fhave three centuries ago? - it .. , N - . I Rita. Dear Rita: Me. A Aul. Dear Aul N. Funn: These rich Peflple make me sickg What's the use of having money if you don't know how to enjoy it? . Berenice. Dear Berenicez Well, Wl1at's the use of knowing how to enjoy it if you haven't got it? Aul N. Funn. ZZ

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TI-IE CENTRAL FLASH A CRUSADER'S CONQUEST M PART I. V At the doorway of the long, court-ly room stood Lord Radcliffe. The walls of the room were covered with rich drape-ries. The furniture was? massive and heavily carved. L-ord Radcliffe, himself, seemed 'exactly fit for such a room. He was a huge man, dressed in the toughest, yet finest, doe-skin breeches and doublet. A large bow was thrown over one shoulder, and a quiver of arrows hung from the wide, strong belt which he wore. if A tall, stately woman hurried forward to greet him. A She was dressed in a long, flowing go-wn of thin white linen, and a veil fell from the back of her head to a point below her shoulders. Soft waves of faded blonde hair framed a face which was no longer young and which bore the traces of many' years. 'fDid you have luck with your hunting to-day, my lord? she inquired eagerly. A WV 'fYes, I killed a fine buck, but I stayed to- speak to Peter, the hermit. Ah, it's a very tedious life he leads, but he is happy. But I am happier here, lord of my own house. V ' H A . AndifIf have news that will make you happier still, my lord. Our son, Roland, is coming home. He will arrive tonight at the ninth hour. 'P Her eyes shone, and she was smiling and eager. i ' A A P A A - We must prepare a feast, Marlaina! Things 'must bemade ready. Ah, it is time he returned: We must make him see that his place is here, in his father's household, and not with every crusade. army that takes a notion to go to Palestine. , , . . . ' v - But the Crusades work fora noble and worthy cause, protested Marla-ina, his wife. , , . 'WVork for? Bah!! They do nothing but provoke quarrels and get them- selves defeated. It is better that he behome. , Lord Radcliffe said this last in a very stormy manner, his temper rising. He was not a man to be opposed. But he is happy, and believes that his duty is in Palestine. We should rejoice thathe is coming home, even if he does not stay, said Lady Radcliffe in an obviously lower voice than she had used before. . '- But he shall stay! I'll see to that. And. Marlaina, seeing that heruhus- band's temper was rising, said no more. V r it 4+ JK- ec- ee ec- -x- ez- Fx- -u- The great hall is lighted with candles. Lord and Lady Radcliffe are dressed very richly and are patiently awaiting the arrival of their son. A bugle is heard. ' ' That must be he! cried Lady .Radcliffe Let us hurry to the tower. We will see hirr . h ' 1 as e comes round the bend at the foot of the hill Lord Radcliffe tried to hide from his wife his emotions and his eagerness to tsele his spln. It was his idea that- a man should not show too much emotion es . - - ' ie e. iought soft hearted and undetermined, however, stern as he was, he loved his son and was very proud of him. . When Roland entered th stretched arms. Lord Radcliffe followed slower, but there was joy his face when he saw his son. 9 hell, Lady Radcliffe ran forward with out- 24