Valley Stream Central High School - Cadet Yearbook (Valley Stream, NY)

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TI-IE CENTRAL FLASH AULHN QFUNN Dear Mr. Funn: ' ' l ' Is insanity a cause for divorce? Ethel Ochs. Dear Miss Ochs: N ' ii No. But it's a cause for marriage. i Mr. Funn. Dear Aul N. Funn: A What did Aesop say 2,600-years ago? f Sis. Dear Sis: A V ' c ' ' s i He said, He who laughs is a fool, but he who laughs last is a fool for waiting that long. ' D , g g 1 Aul N. Funn. DearAul: '- l4--- 1 me Why do they call that fellow a Knight -of the Garter?'7 I - V - J im. Dear Jim: i V i N Because he's one of the King's chief supporters. ' - b 4 - W Aul. Dear'Mr. Aul'N. Funn: i , Vat was der matter mit Henrich yet? JI see dathe is flunked already. ' ' i i 4 - A Von Gerichten. ' Dear Von: e V Q - J 1 - g Ach! Henrich vas -ben a good student but-he got Vassar on the brain. . ' ' -- V f -A - i- Q ' - -Mr. Aul N. Funn. A Dear'Aul: g' ' Viiil l. . . . . , Can you tell me one important thing we have now that we didn't'fhave three centuries ago? - it .. , N - . I Rita. Dear Rita: Me. A Aul. Dear Aul N. Funn: These rich Peflple make me sickg What's the use of having money if you don't know how to enjoy it? . Berenice. Dear Berenicez Well, Wl1at's the use of knowing how to enjoy it if you haven't got it? Aul N. Funn. ZZ

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THE CENTRAL FLASH relent-ing female, departed with my ancient lid, One thing more before my daughter was to see mel I proceeded to the hairdresser's and after a tremendous ordeal under the hands of one Kay Hoerschelman, surveyed my perfectly hideous wind-blown and my massacred hand for which I shall one day sue that manicuring hussy, Agnes Kiesel. But patience had its reward indeed, for I returned to find Guinevere Gwen- dolyn prospering under Dr. Lewis' excellent care. POPU-LARITY CONTEST ' M053 POPUIHI' girl ....... Rita Edwards Most POPUIHT b0Y - -- Victor N. Tompkins Prettiest girl Handsomest boy Most athletic girl .... Most athletic boy .. . Worst man-hater Worst woman-hater ......... Albert Russel Most representative ..... . . . Best prospective teacher . . . .. Most reliable Mo-st graceful Most studious Wittiest .......... . . . Best dresser fgirlj .. Best dresser Q Most fickle . . Biggest flirt . boy . . . . . Rita Edwards Leo Goldwyn . . . . . Agnes Kiesel William Buteau .. . Margaret Miller Victor N. Tompkins . Helen Dowdeswell . . . . Margaret Luca Ruth McGuigan Margaret Miller Victor N. Tompkins . Patricia Giamerese . . . . .. Fred DeBold . . . . William Buteau Ruth McGuigan Berenice Buteau Peppiest ..... Most Shy . , , ....... Helen Carey Noisiest .... . . . NOTIDHII Most blase . . . . . Margaret Luca

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THE CENTRAL FLASH Dear Mr. Funn: How can I let Cary Cooper know I'1n living? Evelyn Egen. Dear Evelyn: Connnit suicide spectacularly. Mr. Funn. Dear Aul: VVhy are they running that steam roller over the field on Hendrickson Avenue? . J im Nasium. Dear J im: They are going to raise a crop of mashed potatoes this fall. Aul. Dear Mr. Aul N. Funn: C Was the Lewis' Christmas party a success? Red. Dear Red: 1 Was it! I wore home a Wreath of holly, and they had my hat hanging in their window for three days. Mr. Aul Funn. So long! I've enjoyed myself immensely. I hope you have. However, if some Aul N. Funn fans Want some more, I promise to send an additional column to all people who receive 10071 in all Regents. CLASS NIGHT The idea splendid! The cup magnificent! The acting superb! The first play was A Girl'to Order, given by the sophomore -class. These sophs really deserve much credit because of the many obstacles which stood in their path. Their leading lady Was taken ill, and it was thought she would be unable to appear. But true to the spirit of Central, she came through and delighted our audience with her captivating air. Of course, you all know who she Was. Why, none other than the famous female impersonator, 'fDick Edwards. Next-how can you forget it?-'!The Dear Departed Was presented by our seniors. Contrary to the meaning of the Word seniors they were just the opposite. Discarding their dignified appearances for the evening, they showed us what seniors really can do. Were they good? Ask any one in the audience. Following the seniors came the juniors in a fantasy entitled 'fThe Maker of Dreams . The singing and acting were thoroughly appreciated. Result:-The juniors Won! Florence M cD0welZ. 23 A