Valley High School - Vallescope Yearbook (Hot Springs, VA)

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CLASS PROPHECY Seated around our banquet table are the graduates of '58. Starting from my right is Miss Mary Andrews, who is secretary to Mr. President, Mark Buzzard. S he says it is a tough job, because it's awfully hard to take dictation on the boss's knee . Miss Nancy Byrd has be come the first female Elvis Pre sley. Mis s Charlotte Carpenter owns a chain of drug stores. She has gotten a trophy because she has sold more pills than Mr. Carter. Whom do we see at the head of a kindergarten class, none other than Miss Roberta Chamblin. Mrs. Jackie Terry, the former Miss Millie Ferrell, is now secretary for her husband, because she doesn't want anyone else to have lunch with him. Mr Billy Fleshman is building model ships for all his Little Fleshmans. Mr. Tommy Fordhas buiLt the fastest car in the world because he remembers how long it took him to get to Clifton Forge. Miss June Gaylor, who didn't get to be football queen, is now the beautiful Miss America of '68 Mr. William Giles is now in the ministry and holding more se rvice s than Billy Graham. Mrs. Jerry Brinkley, the former Miss Pat G a z z o L a , has an orange plan¬ tation in Florida. She says orange juice has made all the Little Brinkleys healthy. Miss Anna Mae Harold is working for her brother-in-law as a secretary. She says that it's easy because she keeps the boss laughing, and he doesn't give her any work to do. Mr. P. C. He Iminto 1 le r is the world's fastest walker. Mr. Helmintoiler says thatcars are too slow so he would just as soonwalk. Mrs. Carl May, the former Miss Madge Hiner, is writing a book, ' 'The Ouicke st W ay to Get That Diamond. 1 ' Mr. Aubrey Hodge has invented a jet that flies faster than sight. Miss Dorothy Hodge is a nurse and an embalmer. Mr. S t u a r t Judy owns the T railway Busses. Just think, he started at the bottom by driving a school bus. Miss Jodie Dayton is Secretary to the Commander of the Navy. She arrived in her private ship, The Beyte. Mrs. BillHoover, the former Mis s W ilma Layton, owns achain of super¬ markets, Mrs. Hoover says this is the only way we could feed nine Little Hoovers cheaply. On my left is Mr . L loyd Lindsay , who is a Virginia S tate Trooper. He is not a successful ticket writer because women have gone to flying jets. Miss Margaret Liptrap, who now is the head of the Navy Nursing Department in Florida, seems to have a great many patients. Mr. Leon Madison is in the Army studying his Senior English to get caught up on what he didn't get during the year. Miss Betty May is secretary to the Burruss Corporation. She says it is awfully hard to type while riding a horse's back. Mr. Ernie May is now filling prescriptions in the Hot Springs Drug Store instead of Mr. Jack Williams. Mr. Holmes McLaugh¬ lin has now gotten a secretary to keep in contact with him; she is Miss Carolyn Martin. It seems that when all of the televisions are out of order, no one gets called but Mr. Eddie McALLister. Miss Margaret McComb is now in Florida picking oranges to be shipped back to her home state. Mr. Wayne Peery is fLying his own private air pLane since he joined the Air Force. Mr. Harold Fisher advertised for a secretary and no one would answer but Miss W an da Redman. Mrs. Rolf Holmes, the former Miss Mary Snead, is the superintendent at the Holmes' Nursing Home, nursing Little Holmeses. Since Miss Georgie Simpson is a beau¬ tician, every girl is going to her to get an ElvisPresley hair cut. As we Lookfarther left, we see the well-groomed beautician, Miss Rose Marie Smith. Mr. Columbus Shifflett has taken Mr. Jack Matthews ' place as coach atValley. Mr. Jean Waskey has taken over as the boys Physical Education teacher. Mr. EarL Williams is working his way through V.P.I. by picking up paper off the campus grounds. As we come to the end of the class we see as secretary of the United States Information Agency in Washington, D. C., Miss Violet Wolfe . Seniors at Work and Play 18

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LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT To anyone who can get him, I, Mary Andrews, will Bud. To Yankee fan, Tommy Stanley, I, Mark Buzzard, will my Dodger year-books. To anyone who wants them, I, Nancy Byrd, will my freckles. To Elvis Presley, I, Charlotte Carpenter, will my love for hillbilly music, hoping he'll change. To Mimi Byrd, I, Roberta Chamblin, will my pony tail and freckles. To Frances Law, who already has a good start, I Mildred Ferrell, will my flirty ways. To anyone who wants it, I, Billy Fleshman, will my position on the Annual Staff. To Billy Liptrap, I, Tommy Ford, will my car so he can go see his girl friends. To anyone who wants a headache, I, June Gaylor, will my interest in the Covington boys. To anyone who cares to get gray early, I, Pat Gazzola, will my typing book. To Teddy Stanley, I, William Giles, will my golf ability. To anyone who likes to ride in them, I, Anna Mae Harold, will my int erest to riding in '55 Chevrolets. To June Lowry, I, P. C. Helmintolier , will my speed, car, and driving permit along with my love. To Janice Ryder, I, Madge Hiner, will my seat in English class inhopes that she will make better grades than I. To Charlie Snyder, I, Aubrey Hodge, will my pitching arm in hopes that he does better with it than I. To Charlotte Hodge, I, Dorothy Hodge, will my shorthand ability. To anyone who is crazy enough to want it, I, Stuart Judy, will my ability to drive a school bus. To each of the teachers, I, Jodie Layton, will a box of aspirins to ease their headaches after I am gone . To anyone who has a steam shovel, I, Wilma Layton, will my locker in the hall. To Miss Herman, I, Lloyd Lindsay, will my history books with a g u a r a n t e e that they have just been slightly used. A Happy Homecoming To Emma Liptrap, I, Margaret Liptrap, will my speed in shorthand. To Jack Matthews, I, Leon Madison, will my ability to refrain from wise cracks every time someone says something to me, and I will my English papers and book to Mrs. Wallace. To my sister Sandra, I, Betty May, will my Senior Englishbook and hope that she has more success with it than I. To Mary Joe Durrett, I, Ernie May, will my class ring forever. To Rodger Loan, I, Carolyn Martin, will my blond hair . To Jesse Johnson, I, Eddie McAllister, will my red truck so he can stop bumming around. To Nora Chestnut, I, Margaret McComb, will my English book with hopes that she will understand it better than I. To Pat Lennon, I, Wayne Peery will my Yankee History Book. To Dorothy Smith, I, Wanda Redman, will my witty ways. T o Mary F. Herman, I, Mary Snead, will my quietness, bashfulness, and basketball ability. To JohnHart, I, Georgie Simpson, will my jitterbugging ways. To Miss Herman, I, Rose Marie Smith, will my Junior and Senior History Books. To Wayne Hiner, I, Columbus Shifflett, will my athletic ability. To Stephen Wiley, I, Jean Waskey, will my basket¬ ball ability. To anyone who really wants to get ahead, I, Earl Williams, will my love for Mrs. Neff and five years of mathematics . To anyone who gets that far, I, Violet Wolfe, will my cap and gown. Margaret Liptrap June Gaylor Joyce Strasser Football Queen 17

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