Valley City State University - Viking Yearbook (Valley City, ND)

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Stars: 331337, A . I Ki rg . , 0 After all, fools make life amusing. When all the fools are dead, I don't want to be alive. ' Don't worry, you won't be. I-IORTI-KULTUR In my garden came a pup, Now my radish seeds are up. Whose soap is this? Mr. Colgate's, but he let me use it. Will you be quiet for a bit? I'll do it for two bits. Teacher: I will answer no questions during the test. Pupil: Neither will I. Green Freshman to librarian: I can't find this magazine. Librarian: It's at the binderyf' Green Freshman: Where is the bindery? ' - New instructor and Dale waiting in the President's office: Mr. just: I think the school campus is beautiful, don't you 19 I Dale: I've looked all over for the campus and haven't been able to locate it. MISTAKEN IDENTITY Miss Kittel: What is the city of Essen in Germany noted for? Student: The Krupp gun works were located there. Walter E.: The noted Krupp was a lady, wasn't she? Miss Kittel: Yes, Big Bertha. The one who thinks these jokes are poor, I Would quickly change his views, Could he but compare the jokes we print With those we did not use. Y Y Y K 3 .. .- 11 - 133355 580

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FRESI-IIE I know not why the sun does shlne I know not why all zeroes are mine I know not why the birdies sing In fact I dont know anything Say what can I use to polish ivory? Did you ever try a shampoo? Eddie C l m a little Stlff from bowling Coach Hurst I dont care where you re from you ve got to work a little faster t an that if you want to get on this team LVM Hlggms Miss Harper which method of selection would you prefer fie or cri ? Mr Higgins Why? Miss Harper It s growing under more natural conditions Miss Gaubelman dlctatlng to Latin I class Slave where IS thy horse? Frightened Freshman It s in my desk but honest I wasn t using it Miss lVlcCoy: What tense are you using? Lois: Pretense. Marion Kelly to lVlr. Higgins: Will you please tell me what my mark is? Mr. Higgins: It gives me great pleasure to tell you it is 60. Marion Kelly: Why dont you give me 90 and have a real good time? THE TWINS Kirk: Heads we go to hed tails we go down town. V Eggert: And if it stands on edge we study. Salesman: This book will get half your lessons. Student: Give me two. First Senior: I just got a zero. Second Senior: 'That s nothing. ' First Senior: l know it. is I I I 0 l .! It lvlr. Wemett: ' What is the one black spot in the history of our country? ' Miss Wesley: The slaves. .l . UI we cn , w : 2 .I , .. 9' . .. - P-r U - ca . : rv - -I F1 .A . 3 I - . : - . . I Q, . ,TE . .. 'N ' 5' . ... . . ' , -s . : - ' I ' , -4 : ' Q .M . . .. . ., . . .. l -A : . . : a . , . I . . . . : l . I ,.. Q.. , l82