Valley City State University - Viking Yearbook (Valley City, ND)

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i I ggqgqp 12222 X !fl-I i I E I I, il I . a Q R ' l A EAST HALL I Information Bureau-Bernice Worth. A Secret: East Hall pantry, West end, first floor. Has the time ever been when the larder was empty? And yet they wonder why the girls are fat! A disputed question: Wlio was the lirst to entertain in our new parlors? Did you ever want to sit on the davenport and could 9 I HOW? Our matron has a thousand eyes My head but two: How can I hope to hide from her The things I do? DECALOC-UE. FOR EAST HALL I l. Doift sit on the day lounge with your head against the wall. 2. Don't sit with the lights out, even when alone. 3. Don't dance on the rugs. ' 4. Don't overload the davenport. Neither rest your weary feet upon it. 5. Don't bring your friend into the second parlor. Entertain him in the reception room, so we can all enjoy him. 6. Dou't break the lock on the victrola. 7. Don,t sit on a chair if you have buttons on your clothing. S. Don't sit on the arms of chairs, 'cause it's quite certain you weight more than the arm allows. ' I 9. Don't serve tea on the new tea table. ' IO. Don't re-decorate the parlor with ink. I TI-IE GANGS' RETURN TO INDIANOLOGY. Old Mole on the Face-Alma. Old Red in the Neck-Jimmy. Old Hole in the Nose-Bob. Old Specks on the Face-Polly. Old Ring on the Finger-Lilly. Old Hump on the Nose-Prudy. Old Squint in the Eyes-Bingo. Old Dent in the Cheek-Hattie. I l72

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WEST HALL Helen Which way shall we hike? Vl0la There s more chance for a ride clown this road Edith Have you your theme written on life s greatest problem? Sadie G No but Ive the title Plans Esther I am going to make a satisfactory dictionary Olive Put in a good word for me Heard in the parlor Ford owner A thief ran my car into the ditch smashed the windshield and lights stole all the tools and took my spare Lucky wasn t it I took out that blanket IIISUYHHCC3 Girl But clearie he didnt steal the blanket Oh say Sylvia what is the Dawes plan? I think it is to elect Coolidge Bob s car made fifty miles an hour coming from Fargo. . What did you quarrel about dear? Olga: Do you know anything about India? Miriam: Delphi is the word you want. I solved that one last night. - First Floor: Do you know the name of the alley back of the kithcen? Second Floor: No what is it? First Floor: Dollar alley. Second Floor: Because it has a hundred s cents. Vera: How do you spell La lqollette? Christy : L-a-F-o-l-l-e-t-t-e. Vera: That wont do. Who was another French premier? Minnie: Scientists say that we really laugh and grow fat. H Laura: Of course no one would grow fat and laugh. I I I fl .I 1 '4iii'i'sTrin 1 ccfzce E f. r, -. ..s.. - - - 5 3 F C I so - . 11 1 as 1 - - 11 - ' sc - 1 1 11 - . as 1 - a 1 11 .. , . . . H . . . . , - . xc - 11 . H . . . . . . . , 1 , . . 11 ' 1 1 ' - . u - - 1 11 . , . sa - - 11 i 1 1 sc - - - - 11 as 1 11 u 11 1 as 1 ss 11 1 u 11 as 11 1 cc 11 so C J 11 u 11 . as 11 sa 1 11 as O I74