Valley City State University - Viking Yearbook (Valley City, ND)

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THE GREAT TRIUMVIRATE. Stars: qxccol! U r U T W Not the first, but- N ,' The boys of 408 are there. They have smashed three College records. A ' First, Frank Charles deVries, the noted French Count, recently from Paris, smashed the Dormitory record, finishing strong with taking one of the popular young ladies of East Hall, out, five successive even- ings. Second, Allie Lamott Harmon, the Ladies K-night has won A , more fair ladies in The lVlan's Paradise than King Soanomen of the Valley Cafe ever hoped to win. Third, and not the least, is Otto Harold Nordstrom, the Swede from lVlinnesota,,' recently of Starbuck, in other words The Woman Hater. This fine, blonde haired, light-eyed gentleman stepped out I once during the Wiliter Quarter. The above records are expected to stand unless Sir Arthur Bar- ringer, Prince Frank Janowski start and then-good-bye records. g s CAN YOU ANSWER? Where can a man buy a cap for his knee Oi a key to the lock of his ha1r3 Can his eyes be called an academy Because there are pupils there? In the crown of his head what gems are found? Who travels the bridge of his nose? Can he use when shingling the roof of his house The nails on the end of his toes? Can the crook of his elbow be sent to jail? ' If so what didv it do? l-low does he sharpen his shoulder blades? Ill be hanged if I know-do you? Can he sit in the shade of the palm of his hand Or beat on the drum of his ear? Does the calf of his le eat the corn of hi toes? If so why not grow corn on the ear? S. T. C. VERSIONS . Lives of Sophomores all remind us U We should do our very best, . And departing, leave behind us n . Note books, that will help the rest. n I I . U , Whitt: Qzg i 132

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- . E .lil ' 1 .1 I t I ' . 1 I . 1 I . - 10- '. . . Ambitions Adelin: To start a physical culture correspondence school. Esther: To run a conservatory of music. Ellen: To take life easy. oy: To make a hit with the boys Ruth: To get high grades in exams. Opal: To be a live wire. Bessie: To grow fat. Hazel: To kid em along. Mildred: To throw light on the subject. A Dorm Lights At night the windowsquares gleam out A hundred beacons of prison light' Within the intellectual slaves Their books o'er come with surest might. Oh, yes, the girls all study hard, V They go to bed with aches and sighs, And in the dawn get up again To study and cram before sunrise. Anatomy or enthropotomy studied in German Class Miss Kittel: Where are the zahne fteethj found? 7 Bernard Hanson: uThe zehen ftoesj are found in the mouth. Miss Kittel: With what do we sagen ftalkl 25 Victor Davidson: We sehen fseej with our tongue, teeth and lips. Does Mr. Eilfenbcrry like Bobbed Hair? At the close of the fall quarter Rose Wolf asked for her gram- . mar credit. -I . gg H! il Q' E I - .!. -vm Mr. Eikenberry: Well, I had planned to pass you, but since you are so good looking with your hair bobbed, I think I shall Hunk you so that-you will come back next quarter. V I Hall of Fame Dorm Vamp-Carrie S Best fusser Joy M Biggest feet Ruth S Best subject for Cupid Lou M Best bluffer Maud B Best actress-Sadie S Champion gum chewer Bessie P Biggest movie fiends Helen and Gladys Smartest Knut Sue E. Best dancer Ellen S Biggest flirt Hazel S Dorm comedian Emma R ' ' 134