Valier High School - Northern Lights Yearbook (Valier, MT)

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Last Will and To 3 In (rent V.e, ohe senior class of Valior Hirh School, this twentieth day of Way in the year nlntaen hundred and forty-ei ht, do hereby nsko public this last will and testament and do declare any doc'.ment previously made, null end void. To the froshitien, v.e, us e class, will our sea 13 in aouttful hones that they may, in Tour or five years, fill them. To the sonhor.ores, we will our school spirit anu cooperation To the juniors v.e nquea Lh: ono Jim Tidymnn, in hopes that they will take better care of him than v.e die. To the faculty and school board, we just leave (bein' quite sure that will satisfy then.) Porsonal bequosts are as fo Llows: Jerry Peterson wills his cigarettes to Harr dova tch in hi--h hopes that some day he will Ivy 3one. Herman Bowmans wills a whole stack of absent thoi -hts to tolta Oclyer. 3ill V.ri 'ht loaves his -one looks, curly hair -no laskot-bali ability to anyone who can use it to -oon avail, (alj. this fro. ..rirht I Ir ) Bob Parker wills his con ter, tecr.es 3 and 3elf-cor trol to Charles Neuter. (From what v.e hear he may need it.) .ialph Orr just leaves; he can’t stand it any lormer. Carta larwood wills her musical talents to hob Sle ak. .Betty Scheol leaves her typin' skill to Oeorye Len.loer in caje ho ever happens to take typin'-. Clenr; Cull 9ton leaves hi3 perpetual fi 0 o’clock shadow, to liverett I'arenusen. Abuses l or.roo leaves her ooinistic view on life to that born pessimist, ion bontworth 'arllyn buncr.n leaves her mnn-catchlnr ability to Alice ..olstadc it 3»ora3 that ’ arllyn has one or hood?? farbara Allen wills he” 5-yness to Loris vea''or -nd her oa} tidy habits to Howard Bov.Tnr.ns. 3 or AlI the t03ides this. ..e no with slrcerity fro- y the39 orose chive mrao -ate3 v:il; 1 a and uj tol.. talorit3, and -ooc looks, sh’nir.f ros-.lt3 to m. mo van ta-o „ Si'Tiod, sealed, and delivo.-o; last testament. c. +J char;' ■ schools any to rad ua te. O V ¥ i 1. one inch of their t ha t he will row an c ot. 0 of our hearts h0oR 0 30 exeso i. i insl til i. ties no h:i its. hard work, rVl by the Class of ’4k• r.n£ . aJUc ChlC yx, CSL

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PBORITT CY hen the long, low-slung, black Buick custom finally glided into the curb, the people on the streets of the metropolis of Valier were literally amazed, not only at the car but also at it’s occupants. First out was a stocky well-built chap, who, is apparently acting as chau feur, but with the definite characteristics of a Chicago gangster. The car’s back-seat occupant is a tall, swarthy looking gentleman. Cn a second look v.e see that they e„e, our ole class mates, Albert Van de Y op anti Herman Boumans himself. From some of the more reliable rumors v;c hear that after production of a few cars for hi .’self, he is going to turn the pi- nt over to the production of 1:1s new invention, jet-propelled caterpillars. . fter a fe- nods to some old acquaintances, the two proceed into the newly ouilt skyscraper, now housing the main office of the powerful newspaper syndicate owned and operated by Mrs. Marilyn Orvis, who after raising se-.en strapping boys and only one good crop of wheat in the p st twenty years cecided that sh would like something a little more inciting. Oh yes, the ninety story building previously mentioned ..as designed and built by the Agree Monroe Construction Company. Agnes, another old cla.sraate, upon making her third million decided in coing something for the ole ho’ie town, the skyscraper was her endowment.. After reminising a few hours, Marilyn noticed that she was out of Twenty Strikes, a new brand of cigaretts, and asked Boumans if he would drive her uj to the Co-op where she could purchase someuore. Upon arrival they meet Ralph Orr and Agnes Monroe talking over the pirns for a new store which by the -ay, is to cover two full clocks and feature an all glass front. After making the purernse, they all pile into the car end proceed to look up the res. of the class. It is cec'dcd .hat they should next go to the. scene of their twelve years of d udgery. .As we arrive, Alby rubs his eyes in astonishment for what should he see but a football sta.ium, unequaled even by the Rose Bowl, in the stadium we see a tall man with thinning hair and - ha r.'ed look upon his face. It is 3ill -right, cla.'S of ’48, who is now football coach and Fnglish instructor. V.iile talking with Bill, we ha pen to drift upon the subject on Mr. Ivans this conversation ends pretty sadly when we ltarn tlat our old Prof. has Ion; since passed away, this cue to an extreme mental e'.cpse shortly after May in 1948. A flash of light I A tremendous roar! And who should alight from his atrmic powered, super-sonic, purple and gold rocI:et--hip tb® tl.at a.r- inded kid Bob Parker. V.e ajl troo ; into the school and just as we g-et there we hear a deep, booming voice say, 0 718 you haven’t had permission to spefw ! 7.ho else but Schendel! Bob Parker says, The old boy han’t lost much volume has he?