Vale Union High School - Viking Yearbook (Vale, OR)

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Edlth and Eva Blakeman the famous ha1r styl1sts and Jon Dowers the1r chref rnamcurlst rev1tal1z1ng the famous celebrlty Pat Farson Ronald Lew1s allas 'The Fog forecastlng the weather for the next cen tury Mary Glenn and Joy Saunders settlng off rn the1r hehcopter rn search of a new contment on wh1ch they hope to f1nd a total populatlon of el1g1ble bache lors Joe Payne as a matador 1n Mex1co Clty beamlng at Senorlta Judy Gaddls who lnsplres hlm as he enters the arena Sandra Davenport famous sculptor workmg mght and day on her statue o Luella Westcott ' 1ss Unlverse of 1975 Donna N1chols teachlng the ABC's ln a home for the mentally retarded She reports that Chester Yabxtsu IS her most promlslng student Della Satterlee st1ll keepmg her lonely v1g1l on the Greenland Naval Base as chapla1n for 10 000 sa1lors statloned there Among the hsteners are Ron ald Shartner Rlchard Russell and Lloyd Uphoff Bob Webb and Darwln Huffaker I'CCe1V1I'1g the trophy for outstand1ng sports manshrp on tne football Held Colleen Haueter returmng from her around the world tr1p on a 3 x 5 raft She reports Dorothy Hayashl, halfway across ln her trans Pac1f1c swlm as not belng waterlogged yet Jlm Baker and Kelth Brandon runn1ng a gambllng casmo 1n Peaceful Hamlet Nevada Mary Elfermg leadxng the Notre Dame march1ng band wh1ch IS dlrected by Donald Greer Nancy Furuyama at the Rex Theater g1v1ng her profe sronal debut as a ballet dancer Joel Brown the renowned dentlst apply1ng for a patent on hls new rubber dentures guaranteeed to wlthstand any football game Madame Myrtle James presldmg as Presrdent of the Unrted Nat1ons General Assembly Karyl Jarv1s tunnelmg her way out of the State Mental Hosprtal at Pendleton Oregon Delorls Ingram f1n1sh1ng her d1ssect1on of the amoeba thus provrng lt has several cells Joel Netcher w1nn1ng a drvorce from hrs 6th wlfe He lnforms us that he 1s once agam el1g1ble Judy Palmer teach1ng Home Ec at Oregon State College She recently recelved the degree Dean of Dlshes Norma Olund and Evelyn W1nder managlng an el1te dance hall, The Sage and Saddle Terry Frankhn acts as bouncer for the glrls Suddenly Curt Culp looms 1nto v1ew drlvmg h1s new Z0 cylmder 'Cosmo pohtan Radmllac at an enormous rate of speed He 1s commg faster faster faster R A S H There stands our bewlldered glass blower, h1s greatest masterp1ece shat tered before h1s very eyes He sobs hysterlcally Thank you Mlrror for th1s v1s1on All except for Curt's coll1s1on Sponsored by 20 Spgnsored by Boise Payette Lumber Co. Hgme Lumber at Coal f . M' ' ' . K . .' ' . . . . .J . . n . , u C . - , . . ' Q . .D . C . f ' - .. . Y ' .. . .5 . . . - . . . . . . . C . . . . . .5 ' . . C . , . . .ily - . . 4 . . . . Q Q . .y . ------c- - - - lu! ' , N

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QI WS 2 K 9 Cfariri no ec 2,3 P ff In the year 1975 the famous glassblower Q, f Steve Fonda stands admmrxng h1s latest master plece a 3 d1mens1onal prophetlc mlrror As he Cload gazes 1nto the hazy depths of the glass he ponders on what has become of h1s old classmates of '54 KQQ H xg., Unconsc1ously he utters these words M1rror Mlrror that I've blown hat has happened to those I've known? Suddenly the haze ln the depths of the mlrror beglns to clear and he sees Guyla Chandler Allene Udy and Josephme Perry l1v1ng together 1n 1solat1on ln Northern S1 ber1a where they have just completed thelr second bestseller A Better World Wlthout Men Jung- Fred Scott as a successful undertaker who has recently perfected a new embalmmg flu1d contalmng an antl worm compound Jean Paxton the lady mountam cllmber leadmg the search party 1n the Swlss Alps for Gene Sm1th m1ss1ng chef of the Slurp 81 Burp Club of On tarlo A crowded audltorlum where Carl Kochsmeler and La Juana Owens are debatmv on the valmdmty of E1nste1n s latest theory of 5 d1mens1ons Lane Mormson on the corner of Hollywood and Vme beggmg penmes for her next mmk coat Dennls Lew1n lookmng very somber and d1gn1f1ed 1n the black robes of Supreme Court Justlce as he replled No comment' concernxng has forth comlng case between John Corr and Mllford Gassaway Gassaway de feated cand1date for dog catcher of Ch1cago IS su1ng Corm for slander ln the1r recent pol1t1cal campa1gn On the lot of the D 81 D Butler Slsters' Clrcus Janet Whltaker lady trapeze artlst pract1c1ng her stupendous 500 foot leap whlle Beverly W1l coxon the clrcus fat lady encourages her from two r1ngs1de seats Rlchard Sm1th as Ambassador to the vlrtually unc1v1l1zed terr1tory of Ontarlo Sm1th was recently commended for capturmg and skmnlng a no torlous Tlger Helen Grlgg breaklng the sound barr1er 1n a 2000 yard dash between herself and Sarah Norman The Human Bullet Joe Schaffeld S1d Hlatt and John Eagan perfectmg a ha1r dye 1n 1000 colors whlch wlll rlnse on ln strlpes spots or your cholce of plaxds Cher1e Zacher famous paxnter f1n1sh1ng her portramt of Joreta Hart woman Journahst and Edltor of the New York Tlmes Wesley Flelds the second Rlberlace glvmng a concert 1n Carneg1e Hall Dorothy Flndley promment Texas cattle rancherette developmg a new process to smoke meat whlle It remalns on the cow Russell Jackson and Darrell Slunner the Parls lxngerxe des1gners an nounclng that pantaloons are once agam 1n style 1 ff- a I , , 5, , we A - N n - er . : ' - W .ll l . , ,.- . . .4 , .-- . .. ..D. ,. . . '. ', . - .

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K W 4155 We the Senlor Class of '54 leave all our old text books and many fond mem orxes to the Jumors To the Sophomores we w1ll the hope of belng the flrst graduatmg class 1n the new school To the Freshmen we w1ll the prwxlege of 1n1t1at1ng the 1ncom1ng Freshmen Terry Franklm after much cons1derat1on wrlls h1s brewery on Vlnes H1ll to Darcy G1llesp1e Judy Gadd1s w1lls her Itahan halr cut to Av1s Shelton M1lford GASsaway w1lls the fxrst three letters 1n ms name to anyone wlth a car Gene Smxth very reluctantly w1lls h1s fan club membershlp to Jlm Mldget Lloyd Uphoff w1lls h1s ab1l1ty to go deer huntmg and get a whxte sl1p to Gary M1tchell Luella Westcott wllls her flgure to Mr Watkms Janet Wh1taker declded to w1l1 her bells to St Marys Lane Morrlson after decldlng that she doesn't need xt any more wllls her ever present g1ggle to Mr Gabbert Myrtle James wllls her huge stature to Rose McN1nch Helen Grlgg w1lls her shy ways to Darlene Grrgg Steve Fonda w1lls all h1s 5s to Jerry Altxg John Eagan w1lls hrs football su1t to Steve Shambaugh Chester Yab1tsu wllls h1s many footprmts on the school grounds to anyone who cares or IS crazy enough to follow them Wesley Fxelds w1lls hls ab1l1ty to get along w1th Mr Chrlsty to Allle Lewls Joel Brown w1lls h1s ab1l1ty to r1ng the Methodlst Church bell to anyone who wants to rlsk bemg gwen a theme by Dutch Don Greer wllls h1s ab1l1ty to beat w1th chopst1cks to Gary Brownlng Sandra Davenport w1lls her play1ng ab1l1ty 1n band to the clarmet sectlon Mary Elfermg wllls her helght to Anne S1mpson Edlth and Eva Blaxeman w1ll thelr long ha1r to Gene Bates who needs It Ke1th Brandon w1lls h1s ab1l1ty to m1ss pedestmans to Gary Rumsey Darla and Delva Butler w1ll the1r hearts to someone who won't break them Guyla Chandler w1lls her dlamond to no one Nancy Furuyama wllls her ab1l1t1es to someone from Whlte Settlement Mary Glenn w1lls all her gunpowder tooth paste to anyone else who shoots off hxs mouth Sponsored by ,Q A 3 Q ig. wi Lv LW , - l , Z