Vale Union High School - Viking Yearbook (Vale, OR)

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QI WS 2 K 9 Cfariri no ec 2,3 P ff In the year 1975 the famous glassblower Q, f Steve Fonda stands admmrxng h1s latest master plece a 3 d1mens1onal prophetlc mlrror As he Cload gazes 1nto the hazy depths of the glass he ponders on what has become of h1s old classmates of '54 KQQ H xg., Unconsc1ously he utters these words M1rror Mlrror that I've blown hat has happened to those I've known? Suddenly the haze ln the depths of the mlrror beglns to clear and he sees Guyla Chandler Allene Udy and Josephme Perry l1v1ng together 1n 1solat1on ln Northern S1 ber1a where they have just completed thelr second bestseller A Better World Wlthout Men Jung- Fred Scott as a successful undertaker who has recently perfected a new embalmmg flu1d contalmng an antl worm compound Jean Paxton the lady mountam cllmber leadmg the search party 1n the Swlss Alps for Gene Sm1th m1ss1ng chef of the Slurp 81 Burp Club of On tarlo A crowded audltorlum where Carl Kochsmeler and La Juana Owens are debatmv on the valmdmty of E1nste1n s latest theory of 5 d1mens1ons Lane Mormson on the corner of Hollywood and Vme beggmg penmes for her next mmk coat Dennls Lew1n lookmng very somber and d1gn1f1ed 1n the black robes of Supreme Court Justlce as he replled No comment' concernxng has forth comlng case between John Corr and Mllford Gassaway Gassaway de feated cand1date for dog catcher of Ch1cago IS su1ng Corm for slander ln the1r recent pol1t1cal campa1gn On the lot of the D 81 D Butler Slsters' Clrcus Janet Whltaker lady trapeze artlst pract1c1ng her stupendous 500 foot leap whlle Beverly W1l coxon the clrcus fat lady encourages her from two r1ngs1de seats Rlchard Sm1th as Ambassador to the vlrtually unc1v1l1zed terr1tory of Ontarlo Sm1th was recently commended for capturmg and skmnlng a no torlous Tlger Helen Grlgg breaklng the sound barr1er 1n a 2000 yard dash between herself and Sarah Norman The Human Bullet Joe Schaffeld S1d Hlatt and John Eagan perfectmg a ha1r dye 1n 1000 colors whlch wlll rlnse on ln strlpes spots or your cholce of plaxds Cher1e Zacher famous paxnter f1n1sh1ng her portramt of Joreta Hart woman Journahst and Edltor of the New York Tlmes Wesley Flelds the second Rlberlace glvmng a concert 1n Carneg1e Hall Dorothy Flndley promment Texas cattle rancherette developmg a new process to smoke meat whlle It remalns on the cow Russell Jackson and Darrell Slunner the Parls lxngerxe des1gners an nounclng that pantaloons are once agam 1n style 1 ff- a I , , 5, , we A - N n - er . : ' - W .ll l . , ,.- . . .4 , .-- . .. ..D. ,. . . '. ', . - .

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Evelyn Winder Why Can't l Lettergirls 2-3-4: Paper Staff 4g Librarian I-2-33 Pres. 35 Pep Club I-3-43 Pres. 4g G.A.A. I-2-3-4g Treas. 3 Cherie Z acher My Destiny Pep Club Ig G.A.A. I-25 Annual staff I-2g Girls' Cho. I 2 3 4 Chester Yabitsu ' Has Anybody Seen my Gal . Student Body Sgt-at-Arms 45 Class Pres. 2g Sec. 43 Let- termen 2-3-43 Mix. Cho. 45 Annual Staff 3-4g Ir. Play Mgr. 3g Football I-2-3-4g Baseball I-2-3-4g Boxing Ig Mgr. 2-3-4 'nf' il 4:..4f Sponsored by Sponsored by Cliff's Auto Body gl Glass Shop Graham Insurance Agency 18

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Edlth and Eva Blakeman the famous ha1r styl1sts and Jon Dowers the1r chref rnamcurlst rev1tal1z1ng the famous celebrlty Pat Farson Ronald Lew1s allas 'The Fog forecastlng the weather for the next cen tury Mary Glenn and Joy Saunders settlng off rn the1r hehcopter rn search of a new contment on wh1ch they hope to f1nd a total populatlon of el1g1ble bache lors Joe Payne as a matador 1n Mex1co Clty beamlng at Senorlta Judy Gaddls who lnsplres hlm as he enters the arena Sandra Davenport famous sculptor workmg mght and day on her statue o Luella Westcott ' 1ss Unlverse of 1975 Donna N1chols teachlng the ABC's ln a home for the mentally retarded She reports that Chester Yabxtsu IS her most promlslng student Della Satterlee st1ll keepmg her lonely v1g1l on the Greenland Naval Base as chapla1n for 10 000 sa1lors statloned there Among the hsteners are Ron ald Shartner Rlchard Russell and Lloyd Uphoff Bob Webb and Darwln Huffaker I'CCe1V1I'1g the trophy for outstand1ng sports manshrp on tne football Held Colleen Haueter returmng from her around the world tr1p on a 3 x 5 raft She reports Dorothy Hayashl, halfway across ln her trans Pac1f1c swlm as not belng waterlogged yet Jlm Baker and Kelth Brandon runn1ng a gambllng casmo 1n Peaceful Hamlet Nevada Mary Elfermg leadxng the Notre Dame march1ng band wh1ch IS dlrected by Donald Greer Nancy Furuyama at the Rex Theater g1v1ng her profe sronal debut as a ballet dancer Joel Brown the renowned dentlst apply1ng for a patent on hls new rubber dentures guaranteeed to wlthstand any football game Madame Myrtle James presldmg as Presrdent of the Unrted Nat1ons General Assembly Karyl Jarv1s tunnelmg her way out of the State Mental Hosprtal at Pendleton Oregon Delorls Ingram f1n1sh1ng her d1ssect1on of the amoeba thus provrng lt has several cells Joel Netcher w1nn1ng a drvorce from hrs 6th wlfe He lnforms us that he 1s once agam el1g1ble Judy Palmer teach1ng Home Ec at Oregon State College She recently recelved the degree Dean of Dlshes Norma Olund and Evelyn W1nder managlng an el1te dance hall, The Sage and Saddle Terry Frankhn acts as bouncer for the glrls Suddenly Curt Culp looms 1nto v1ew drlvmg h1s new Z0 cylmder 'Cosmo pohtan Radmllac at an enormous rate of speed He 1s commg faster faster faster R A S H There stands our bewlldered glass blower, h1s greatest masterp1ece shat tered before h1s very eyes He sobs hysterlcally Thank you Mlrror for th1s v1s1on All except for Curt's coll1s1on Sponsored by 20 Spgnsored by Boise Payette Lumber Co. Hgme Lumber at Coal f . M' ' ' . K . .' ' . . . . .J . . n . , u C . - , . . ' Q . .D . C . f ' - .. . Y ' .. . .5 . . . - . . . . . . . C . . . . . .5 ' . . C . , . . .ily - . . 4 . . . . Q Q . .y . ------c- - - - lu! ' , N