VIT High School - Vitorian Yearbook (Table Grove, IL)

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Glenn Howell Becky Inman Jeff Jickson Dee Jockish Stacey Kost Mike Lannery Jim Lascellas Mandy Li dwell Becky Lotz Jerry Marklev Brad Bavall Bill McCamant 11

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This is my advise to all you pa- to be as cool and classy as myself, thetic underclassmen who strive LESSONS TO UNDERCLASSMEN HOW TO BE COOL 1. WEAR BOXER SHORTS. That way if you forget your P.E. clothes nobody will know the difference. 2. PATTERN YOUR LIFE AFTER MINE. This will insure you of respect, good looks, and success wherever you go. 3§ SPEND OUTRAGEOUS AMOUNTS OF MONEY ON PERSONAL BELONGINGS. You will always exude confidence and “coolness” when you are well dressed. 4. STICK YOUR FEET OUT THE WINDOW OF A CAR WHILE DRIVING. This shows other drivers how relaxed you are. 5. BE AS OBNOXIOUS AS POSSIBLE IN PUBLIC PLACES. This insures that you are the center of attention. HOW TO BE UNCOOL 1. WEAR CAMOFLAGE. This will enable you to blend in and not be noticed. 2. LET YOUR GIRLFRIEND HAVE THE UPPERHAND ALWAYS. Obedience school is a good idea, this prevents many embarrassing public scenes. 3. INDULGE IN RECREATIONAL CHEMICALS. This enables you to act stupid and later not to remember what happened. 4. JUMP SOMEONE FROM BEHIND IN A FIGHT. This is a nasty practice that will give you a very bad reputation. by Scott Fross

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1. Brian 2. Becky 3. Becky and friends 4. Scott 5. Jeff 6. Doug 7. Nick and Kathy 8. Mandy 9. Glenn 12