VIT High School - Vitorian Yearbook (Table Grove, IL)

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I. Wayne Heller, being of sound mind and body, do herebyleave my three years experience of playing offensive guard to Philip Marshall, in hopes that someday, in the future years, he might get a good hit. To my brothers Blake and Faron. I leave the ability to have fun and stay eligible. I leave good ole 60 to anyone who thinks they deserve to wear it. Last, but not least. I leave my love of football to all future players and the hopes that someday in the future years, they might make it to the playoffs like we did. Good luck, you're going to need it. I. Stacey Jones, being of petite mind and body; do hereby will the following; To Jenifer. I leave my half of the closet so she can expand her clothing collection further. To Kimmie. I leave nothing but a “little C.S. if she wants something, she can borrow it. To Bobette. I leave a large quantity of tranquilizers To Willie. I leave Teresa S's phone number. And last, but not least. I leave Matt “Elvis” Keefauver my seat in chorus. I. Lisa Kaufman, being of sound mind and muscular body, bequeath the following to the less fortunate, that will remain behind as the class of '86 moves on to success: To a certain person, who knows their identity, the ability to be so jealous of Sara W.. and to quit picking on her constantly. To Traci T., I leave my ability to close my mouth, while I'm not talking (ha. ha) To the remaining student body. I leave the fond memories of the class of '86. and wish all of you the best of luck through your high school years. I hope you have as much fun as our class did! I. John Lascelles. being of 0% mind and 100% body, do hearby leave the following: To Etheopian (Jim Evans). I leave some of my poundage, to Jim Lascelles. I leave my old shirt so he has one at football practice. To all the future football players. I leave the ability to love the game as much as I did! I. Robin Little, being of a wondering mind and unique body, hereby leave the following. To Kim. I leave my fond memories of V I.T. And.to Lisa Bent. I'm buying back “red” so she'll have to drive it as proud” as Lori did. I. Mike Malott. being of sound mind and small body, do hereby will the following: To Quinton Baily, I leave my tennis ability in hopes that some day he may be as good as I. To Carol Milby. I leave the ability to drive in a straight line. I. Kyle Marshall, being of sound mind and body, do hereby will my following possessions: To Joe Butcher. I leave my famed book collection, so he won't have to borrow them all the time. To Doug Derry. I leave my right arm. so he can be the greatest athlete over to grace the Earth with his presence. To Nedtonious. I leave nothing because he is the ultimate human being. Lastly, but most importantly. I leave the memory of the “Road Toaster” to Neal Horwedal I. Deanna Maxson. being of underdeveloped mind and over developed body, therefore leave the following. To Shelly C. my ability to eat lunch all by herself, so I don’t have to help her anymore. I. Mark Pace, being of sound mind and body do hereby will the following: To Troy Stoneking. I leave my ability to drive over 55 m.p.h. To all underclassmen taking shop class. I leave my ability to pass and have fun doing so. I. Jay Palmer, being of rejected mind and neglected body, do hereby leave the following: To Andy Goodell. I leave “me” lucky million dollar towel To Randy Stambaugh, I leave 55. To Kevin. I leave 1 brain cell so the 1 he has won't be so lonely To Dan Selph, I leave my strength. And to Tracie. I leave everything else and Me! I. Karen Palmer, being of sturdy mind and body, do hereby bequeath the following: To Dena Dennis. I leave my polite manners in hopes that she will eliminate “shut up from her vocabulary. To Sheila (Stumpy) Palmer and Stacy (Spacey) Derry. I leave my ability to not be so loud all of the time. To Adrea (Edna Alto) Craft. I leave my devotion and collection of Angus pictures. And last, but not least, to Odette Boggs. I leave my wheelchair. I. Rick Riggins, being of sound mind. I think, and round body, hereby leave the ability to own a real car to Tim (Elmer) Elliott, because he don't To Jeremy Stutsman and Bobby Little. I will the ability to go to a tractor pull without getting into fights. To Chris Fawcett. I leave all the nickles I owe him for last hour study hall. Me. Art Slater, having a simple mind and medium sized body, do hereby donate the following possessions to the following people To all future football players, they can have my football jersey, as long as. their man has enough to fill it up And to Cassie. I leave everything because she would take it anyway!!!! I. Todd Snowden, being of sound mind and battered body, will the following: To Matt Keefauver. Charlie Green and Joe Butcher. I leave my exciting noon hours in the gym. in hopes they will find something better to do than stand in Room 31 waiting for the bell To Doug Derry and Neal Horwedei. I leave, to whoever is unlucky enough to get the job. quarterbacking, the team next year. And to Steve Fawcett. I leave my composure, so he will stay in the football games long enough to help the team I. Teresa Sorrells, being of little mind and well-developed body leave the following to: Matt and Adrea. the good ole' yearbook job. Good luck and I hope you have a funnier time and better luck than I did To Kim Fross. I leave all the fun times I had because without the seniors, it's going to be pretty boring around here. And to Sara, the ability to hang on to her books without having to hunt them down! Hee Hee.Good Luck!!!!!!! I. John Spencer, being of twisted mind and round body, do hereby leave the following: To Randy Stambaugh. one Pepsi can. To Travis Colston, the ability to stay off the running boards of a moving car To Robbie Stambaugh. I leave two 15 tires for his car. beings that he always has flats. To Jerry Woods. I leave all my math skills, because I did so well!! I. Jimmy (Stew) Stewart, being of unorthodox mind and body bequeath the following: To Neal Horwedei. the ability to make it through Physics; To Mike Lannery. I leave my stereo in repayment for all his advice; To Melissa T . the ability to be a great sophomore, junior and senior class President; To Brian Stoops. I leave my “unmessable” hair so that he doesn't have to comb his all the time; and lastly, the ability to enjoy high school to all underclassman because the time passes faster than you can imagine I. Connie Stoops, being of almost sound mind and body, do hereby leave the following: To Amy Birch. I leave my ability to write fast and not worry about neatness in hopes she can get all the notes in class and not have to borrow somebody elses. To Tina Shank. I leave my ability to remain calm and collected, and not “spaz” out. regardless of the upcoming events To Annette Chipman and Mandy Lidwell. I leave my ability to ride our bus throughout my four years of high school and still remain sane To my brother. Brian. I leave my ability to get up early and get my homework done I leave my athletic abilities to whoever thinks they can handle them Last, but not least. I leave my appreciation and friendship to all the faculty at V I T. for making my four years of high school a pleasure I. Michelle Thomas, being of sound mind and healthy body, leave to Tracie Thomas, the ability to get along with others, and to Christy Clevenger. I leave the ability to talk to guys I. Angela Walton, being of Einstein mind and sensuous body, do hereby bequeath the following To Dena Dennis. I entrust my charming personality. I also will her my faithfulness to the morning and afternoon show on WJEQ-FM 103 To Mandy “Shorty Lidwell. I leave my work ability, and the ability not to get hurt at work, she needs it I wouldn't dream of not leaving her the ability to take 5 gallon buckets of water when not intending for her. but someone else Finally. I leave her my height, so she can be seen over the 3ft tall filing cabinets To the faculty. I leave my patience, so if someone like me comes through again they’ll know how to handle it. I . also, leave them my best wishes, and deepest appreciation for all they've done in making my school years well worthwhile! Say La Vee I. John Wherley. being of wasted mind and short body. I leave the following: To Stace Noe. I leave my ability to have fun in study hall instead of working all the time And to Brad “UHaul Mayall, I leave my ability not to get into fights with Mrs. Webb. I. Jeff (Charles) Woods, being of inventive mind and excellent body, do hereby leave the following to the uncerclassmen of V I T To Mike Hampton. I leave my ability to do homework and study for tests To Jerry W . I leave my shop skills which he desperately needs, and to the future V I T graduates I leave this advice Enjoy the time you have left in school. Do your best in the classes you have And take pride in everything you do to make V I T. number one I. Stacey Worthington, being of sound mind and willing body, leave Tony Wherley me lucky shoe , so he can have much fun!! I leave Elmer my high powered rifle so he won't miss the big buck anymore And. to Scot Adcock, the ability to keep his eyes in his head during co-ed P E 20

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1985-86 SENIOR CLASS WILLS I. Tim Bair, being of sound mind and body do hereby bequeath the following treasurers: To Neal Horwedel I leave my ability to not be so conceited. To Doug Derry I leave my ability to stay out of trouble. And finally to Ned I leave my ability to stay out for basketball so maybe he'll help the team his Senior year I. Matt Banfield. being of genius type mind and super slim body do hereby bequeath the following: To Troy “Dough Boy Hopping I leave one of two things My “love your body workout video or my Jane Fonda video so nobody will ever have to call you dough boy again. And finally I leave my love for the Cubs to Doug Bloyd so he. like I. will be proud of a great major league baseball team. I. Ben Bassett, being of confused mind but stable body, will only my bad luck to Neal because he has “the perfect life.” I. Angie Belville. being of little mind and too much body, will my ability to get embarassed to Bobette Boggs, though she doesn’t need it! I will my great shorthand ability to Kim Fross and whoever else would like to have it. I will my SAAB to Jackie Bunge if she thinks she can handle it! I will my ability to keep a steady boyfriend to Carol Milby. I. Lori Bent, being of brilliant mind and awesome body, do hereby will the following: To my cousin. Troy, I leave my brains and ambition so he can make it through his last two years of school; To my sister. Lisa. I leave my ability to be sneaky and stay out of trouble so she isn’t grounded every day of the year I. Donna Butcher, being of wraped mind and untanned body do hereby bequeath the following: To Shelly Woods. I leave the patience I have left, so she can better endure the other cheerleaders. I’d like to dedicate hump day to my little niece. Wina To Marilyn. I leave my ability to play shortstop well and look beautiful at the same time. I’d like to wish Matt and Charlie the best of luck in their medical profession. I. Cari Chambers, being of carefree mind and body hereby bequeath the following: To Odette Dion Bolgs I leave my superb coordination so that she can play “mush ball in PE on the wet grass and stay standing To Adrea. Edna. Craft I leave my curling iron and make-up in hopes that she'll soon learn how to use both of them To Sheila Palmer I leave my long legs so Karen will stop calling her “stump.” To Jackie Bunge I leave my ability to control the upper part of my body in Modern World History, good luck To Stacy Derry I leave my ability to nicely slap someone instead of whaling on them. To Suzie Green I leave my ability to leave the 40 yard line sign alone. Last but not least, to Neal K.. I leave ME! I. Kelly Chambers, being of sound mind and body do hereby bequeath the following. To Dawn Chambers I leave the ability to get along with Mrs. Knowles better than I ever did. I. Darren Churchill, being of slightly disorientated mind and well portioned body will the following: To Doug Bloyd and Mike Lannery the ability to ask great looking girls out. To Tony Wherely and Quinton Baily I leave my sense of humor. To Mike Waters I leave my height, we all know he needs it. Last but not least, to all the underclass girls I leave my musculine and sexy body. I. Casandra Coulter, being of sound mind, body and mouth, hereby leave to the underclassmen my ability to drive the staff of V.l.T. crazy. To Mrs. Cary: My ability to be able to yell at someone when it is necessary. To the Freshmen Class I leave my brownie points. I’m sure there’s enough to go around To the football coaches: THANKS! I was proud to be the first girl manager To last but not least — My sister: I leave to you my outgoing personality. Maybe someday you’ll have my mouth, but try not to get into too much trouble. I. Kent Cowin. being of sound mind and steady nerves, leave all my football ability to Andy Goodell with hopes that he can be twice as good as I ever was as defensive end I leave my ability to stay out of trouble to Doug Derry. To Bobette Boggs. I leave any remaining football abilities in hopes that she’ll use them next year. To Joe Butcher. I leave my ability to flunk an open book test, just so he'll know how it feels Finally. I leave my ability to be cheerful at all times to Adam , along with my life-long friendship I. Lora Cunningham, being of thin mind and body, do hereby bequeath the following: To Doug Bloyd. I leave the ability to find something to do in study hall, so Mrs Cary will stop nagging him To Amy Birch. I leave my ability to write fast, so she won’t have to borrow my chemistry notes anymore To Mandy Lidwell. I leave my ability to be loud and obnoxious in hopes that she will stop being so quiet. And. last of all to my sweetie. Scott. I leave myself because he deserves the best. I. David Dennis being of sound mind and body do hereby bequeath the following, my basketball managing to anyone who thinks they can handle it I leave initiation comedy to Doug Bloyd in hopes that he can think of an initiation that everyone will laugh at. Last, but not least I. leave Troy Stonking all my superb computer skills in hopes that it will further his career in computer science. I. Kelly Easley, a departing senior, being of desperate mind but great memories, do bequeath all my quiet ways to anyone who wants them. To all the teachers. I leave my apologies for being such a pest through the years and my thanks for all their services rendered. THANKS! For some underclassman that are having a few problems getting through English. I leave my seat in Mrs. Knowles' class. Get it while it’s still warm. I. Jacqueline Engel, being of no mind and short body, do hearby leave the following items to the following people To Amy Birch. I leave my favorite saying. DON'T TOUCH ME.” in hopes she will one day have an underclassmen to say it to. To Doug Digger” Bloyd. I leave my car for I know how much he loves it. To Doug. I. also, leave my friendship because he has always been such a good friend To Mandy Lidwell. I leave my Pom-Pons in hopes they bring her as much happiness as they have to me. To Brian Stoops and Mike Waters. I leave the ability to one day pick on people their own size Last of all. to my little sister. Sheila. I leave the ability to make it all four years through high school without getting suspended I. Michelle Fawcett, being of sound mind and too short body, hereby, bequeath the following: To Sara Wallace. I will my dance ability (even though she has plenty), in hopes, that it will keep her from hurting herself while both on and off the dance floor To Jean Black. I leave my posterior end. because she always picks at me about it which leads me to believe that she'd like to have it To Jackie Bunge. I will my ability to eat moderately; and to my baby brother Steven. I leave my ability to get along with the teachers and make it through high school I. Correne Frye, being of sound mind and body do hearby bequeath the following gifts; to Suzie Green I leave my ability to be a dizzy blonde with extreme class, to Matt and Charlie. I leave my world renound poopsi”. so that they may continue to have a few good laughs; to my dearest Douglas. I leave the ability to stay out of car wrecks and to keep my clothes on at the table; and last but not least I wish to leave Tina Shank. Shelly Woods, and Amy Birch, with the best of luck for a senior year, as terrific as mine has been I. Amy Groff, being of sound mind and body, do hearby leave the following: My little blue chevette to Angie Palm, in hopes that it runs better for her than it did for me To Cindy Baum. I leave my sense of humor, so that she won’t take people so seriously. To Rhonda Riggins. I leave my clown pants, which she likes so well To Shelly Woods. I leave my ability to speak my mind I. Scott Hadsall. being of sound mind and round body, hereby bequeath the following. To Neal H. I leave my ability to successfully apply the figure four leg lock. To Rod Howard and Robby Elsin. I leave the ability to keep their big mouths shut to upperclassman Finally, to Andy Goodell and Troy Hopping. I leave all of my brownie points so they might be able to join the great VIT Alumni I. Russ Hawkins, being of derranged mind and uncontrollable body do hereby leave the following things to the following people: To Neal Horwedel. I leave my leather jacket and sunglasses, so he’ll have a back-up pair when his wear out. To Ned. I leave all the memories of mowing this summer and our “After Football Game Tradition. To Willie. I leave my car in case he’s already wrecked his mom and dad’s. And now. to Larry (Doug Derry for you idiots that don't know). I leave the fond memories of Peoria, the Amana’s and the Ozarks. also, my ability to go a whole year without receiving any speeding tickets and last but not least. 5 dollars in hopes he’ll put some gas in his car and stop driving on E! To Tony Wherely and Quinton Baily. I leave my superior basketball abilities in P E And. to my sis. Dee Dee. I leave my ability to glide through high school with style, grace, and ease that I have

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