VIT High School - Vitorian Yearbook (Table Grove, IL)

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It is now 2003, twenty years after graduation of the class of 1983. We look in on them to see if their education at V.I.T. has helped them succeed in life. Danna Abernathy is now singing duet with Barry Manilow, in concert. Christy Barlett is married to Blake Hollenback, who now owns Bader’s. Cyndi Belville now owns her own Day-Care Center. She still can’t decide whether to marry Bryan or not. Yancey Black now owns his own company that builds earth houses. Brett Burgard, otherwise known as “Wempker,” is the new owner of Aseco Softwater. Lanny Burgard is still going to the Ipava Cafe to eat 2 hamburgers, fries, and an R.C., because Dee doesn’t now how to cook. Lisa Cheatham is living with Mark Smith. Kim Decker is married to Jeff Jones, the millionaire, and owns “Kim’s Punk Palace,” and “Flannel Fashions.” Dave Fouts is married to BJ and plays Defensive Tackle for the Philadelphia Eagles. Brent Harper has been named Stud of the Year. Mark Hillyer has taken his mother’s place at Hardees. Andy Hinrlchs makes a living painting murals. Becky Hollenback is still wearing those “good lookin’ shoes” with wild socks that match her outfit. Jim Holloway is in the Guiness Book of World Records for the longest beard in the world. Wendi Howard owns a 2000 acre goat ranch, full of Spoon River Nubians. Jeff Hunter, otherwise known as the Great White Hunter, lives in the mountains with his 2 wives. Tim Keller is the new manufacturer of “Tinker” Toys. Cindy Lascelles in now Playgirl’s number 1 photographer and is married to Mr. December. Bobby Lascelles owns a monopoly of farmland in Ipava where he and Tammy raise their 5 little “birds. Marc Lawver is a five time Mr. Universe and has taken Bob Barker’s job as MC of the Miss America Pageant. Lynsey Lynn is married to a 1984 graduate of V.I.T. High School and has 5 saplings. Penny Milby is still chasing guys and owns “Skinny Peni’s Dime Store.” Kevin Miller cut his arm off with a meat clever, so he is just taking it easy, living off the Workman’s Company he receives from Speer’s Grocery Store. Jaana Muukkonen is finally an American citizen. She took over Miss Evan’s job as the V.I.T. girls P.E. teacher. Tammy Palm is a computer operator. She lives in Macomb and supports her husband Randy because he is a farmer. Terry Reneau owns Mayall’s Market, now known as “Smokey’s” Supermarket. Ronda Ritter is married to Brad Kluthe, who is the new owner of ALL-Freight Trucking. Tony Roberts is Ipava’s first chiropractor and is making big bucks treating all of the older people who have numerous pains. Richie Schisler is the new “Spock” on Star Trek. Tonya Shaw is married to Dave Ford and has 2 more kids. Wes Stoneklng is the new unknown comic doubling as the world’s flashiest dressers. Tari Willison is the new cruise director for the “Love Boat.” She and Jack are busy multiplying little Jack rabbits. Brad Ward is the new owner of Wrigley’s Gum, whose leading product is “Big Red.” Ronnie Bair, Donnie Rutledge, and Mark Smith are still trying to graduate from V.I.T. High School. They all race in the INDY 500. 12