VIT High School - Vitorian Yearbook (Table Grove, IL)

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I, Gary Ames, being of crazy mind and normal body, will these things: My ability with girls to Mike Jones so he won't have to set with other boys, my hair to Jeff H., and my normal mind and physique to Arthur A. Then last but not least, my great cat noise to anybody that might think they can master it! I, Kerry Azbell, inhabiting a sturdy and sound body, directed by a diminishing and sometimes insane mind, leave my intelligence to T.C., the Dean of R.K.U., and my athletic ability to Terry Palm so he can finally beat someone at a game of Horse. Finally, I leave my High School diploma to Bill Bang and Don Forbes. I, Ketra LeAnn Baker, being of sound mind and not so good body, hereby will my Presidency to Cathy Belden to see if she can do a better job, my disposition to Miss Evans so she has time to improve it, and last but not least, my softball ability to Mari Branson, so Miss Evans will like her as well as she did me. I, Eric Batley, being of unstable mind and small body, do hereby bequeath as follows: my height I leave to Barry Burgard, my hair to Mr. Cary as a trophy, and finally to the underclassmen girls I leave my last possession, my body! I, Janet Baum, being of no mind and half a body, hereby will what volleyball ability I have to next year's volleyball team, except for mv setting ability, which I leave to Lori H., for reasons known only to her. To Robbi B, I will leave what little brains I have so he can at least have more than he's got now. Lastly, I will my car to the same dummy that took Scott's. I, Carolyn Bradshaw, being of intelligent mind and excellent body, leave my modesty to Errin J., my quick mind to anyone taking Advanced Math next year, and last but not least, my exceptional body to anyone who can handle it. I, Jon Branson, being of corrupt mind and extraordinarily sound body, leave all my football abilities and especially my ability to hit the right hole to pinhead Rector. I also will my title Durango to our track jock and athletic supporter, Dan Belden. Last and least I leave my haunting memories of 13 years of school to my sister, Mari. I, Colton, Brown, being of sound mind and fairly thin body, hereby leave my ability to get A's to Eldon Heaton, because he sure needs it. I leave Mrs. Pavelka a quiet study hall because I know she has never had one. I leave my ability to control my temper to Gary Hamm so he won't beat up Eldon so much. I leave all my good luck to Barry Burgard for when he graduates. I, Emily Burlingame, being of sound mind and body, hereby do will my heart to Larry M., my mind to my sister Carol so she won't have to work so hard, my envy to Debbie H. so she can be more jealous, and lastly I will my ability to stay in school to Kook. I, Becky Churchill, being of sound body and mind, was going to write my will ............... but I ran out of time. I, Tina Cobb, being of a wild and crazy mind and tiny body, will my HEIGHT (and bananas) to Tim L. since I am 1 and % of an inch taller than he is! Becky and I will our ability to disco to Mike S. We also will our extreme sense of humor to laugh at anything to anybody who thinks they can handle it! I will my thanks to the people who gave me their friendship at VlT ........ and uh lunch tickets, money, pens, and paper!!!!! I, David Demott, being of unstable mind and body, hereby will my ability to boogie to Chuck Creasy; I leave my basketball legs to Barry Burgard so by next year he might be able to slam one like me; to Randy Thomas I leave my carpentry skills so he doesn't have to stand and watch me do all the work. I leave my steel wool hair to anybody brave enough to fight it in the morning like I have to. I, Rex Fouts, being of sound mind and fantastic body, will my muscles to Dick Mahan, my football abilities to Jeff Lundeen, and to the school .........not a darn thing! I, Robert Frazier, being of skinny body and warped mind, hereby bequeath my skills as catcher to Dave Snowden and my ability to learn Swing Choir routines to Gary Shawgo. I, Janet Green, being of half a mind and body, will my little volleyball skills to Laura Cox who needs all the help in 4th hour P.E., my ability not to tease to Marjorie and Lisa Demott, my ability to meet challenges to Rodney Brockly, and my ability to have fun my senior year to all underclassmen. I, Beth Groff, being of sound mind and body will my ability to hold my temper to the freshmen girls, and my car, Betsy, to the same sucker that took Scott and Janet's. I, Russell Hamm, being of sound mind, leave my drum sticks to Pam Little so she can keep a steady beat, and all my wives to Arthur, so he can have lots of lovin'. I, Barbra Hampton, leave my ability to speak very loud in class to S.W., and my body I leave to Mrs. Webb, to add to her collection. I, Brad Heaton, of very little mind and crazy body, will my ability to take all Ag. classes my senior year to all juniors who can get by with it. And to Arthur, my great dancing ability and my hair. I, Debbie Hollenback, being of sound mind and body, hereby will my hair to Jeff Hinderliter, since he seems to be a little short in that area, my smile to Danny Dennis, my modesty to Errin Jacobus, my forwardness to Della White, and my heart to Arthur. I, Brenda Hopping, being of questionable mind and puzzled body, will my keen sense of intelligence to Carmen Smith, so she can make it through school. I leave my cheerleading ability to Brian Hadsall and Scott Fawcett so they can be at least halfway coordinated in football. Last of my willers , I leave my smile to Stephanie Beans, Jr. so she can get her dream boy with it. (S.H.P.) I, Georgia Gale Horwedel, being the generous person that I am, leave my volleyball temper and ability to Mari Branson, my ability to catch a softball without falling down to Marjorie Demott, and my soft spoken voice to Carmen Smith because she can use some quieting down. I, Darren Jones, being of sound mind and muscular body, leave my ability to play basketball to Terry Pilger, the Dean of R.K.U., my intelligence to Jeff Loser, and finally, I leave my ability to get the most chicks to Lonnie Smitt Robinson. I, John Kelly, being of sound mind and body, will my rummy ability to Robert Noe so he can win a few games before his lifetime is over, to Basketball Barry Burgard, I will my great sense of coordination, to Arthur, I leave my 4

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great physical body so he can have a chance with the women. I, Brenda Kidd, being of sound mind and little body, will my good managing of the softball and volleyball teams to anyone who thinks they can do as well as I did. I, Jamie Lundeen, being of unstable mind and shorter than Mooney body, will the following: to Debbie Baum, my uncanny serving ability, to Kelly Howard, my sense of humor, my ability to play left field to anyone who thinks they can handle the job, and my (little) car to Debby Mohn so she can have a ride to practice. I, Lisa Lynn, being of short body and a corrupt little mind, will my qrossness to Marjorie Demott so she can be even grosser than she already is. I leave my pigeon feeding ability to my Mom, Lori Horwedel, in hopes that she carries out the family tradition even after I'm gone. Last, but not least, I leave my sick and dirty little mind to all underclassmen so they'll have something to think about during class instead of falling asleep. I, Annette Malott, being of sound mind and body, will my Swing Choir ability to Alan Coddling and Gary Shawgo, a decent laugh and some manners to Robbie Burgard, my brain to T.L. Rutledge (anything would help), my volleyball serving ability to Debbie Baum, and my love of books to the Novels Class. I, Eric Malott, being of sound mind and body, leave my ability to play rummy and win to Robert Noe, my ability to shop drawing skills to Mari Branson — with them she can put them together with hers and get a 10 in shop — my ability to go to Macomb AVC to anyone that wants it. I, Bob Marshall, being of sound mind and tremendous body, leave my extraordinary tackling abilities to Jeff Lundeen and my super ability to gain tough yardage to Pinhead. I also leave my jumping ability to Barry Burgard so he can get some rebounds and also put one down. My academic excellence is left to anyone who wishes to use it. I, Kathy Mohn, of sound mind and short body, hereby will my newly found frizzy hair to anybody that's brave enough to wear it, my old but good Panda Bear Bag to Debbie Baum, my short legs and small feet to Barry Burgard, and my fantastic ability to spike and to jump above the volleyball net to Lori Horwedel. I, Bill Morrison, being of intelligent mind and Great body, hereby will my mechanically inclined skills to Dean Haney as he needs all the help he can get, and my superb ability of handling motorcycles to Jeff Lundeen and Fred Yazvec so maybe someday they can ride together without trying to kill one another. I, Mike Nelson, will all my worldly treasures to Shell (even though it's not much). And as for my body, give P to science so they can figure out how I tick. I, Suzy Peak, being of sound mind and body, will my ability to stay out of trouble and get my homework done to Danny Belden, because he will need it to make it through next year, so we can make our plans. To Cathy Belden and Laurie Hart I will my little basketball abilities (that is, if they are foolish enough to take them). To Tammy, Kook, Carol, and Shelly, I will my ability to cope with school. Last but not least, I will to all underclassmen my ability to get along with Mrs. Knowles and learn but still have fun in her classes. I, John Porter, being uncapable to think, will by ability to ride a motorcycle to Fred Y. so he won't be a cripple all of his life. I leave my brains to Jeff L. so he won't go out for football and hurt everybody. I, Barry Posey, being of sound mind and body, do hereby give my ability to pass English to the Junior Class. I, Kathy Richey, being of sound mind and little body, do hereby will my volleyball number 12 to anyone who has the skill and spirit that I did. I, Lauri Roberts, being of sound mind and body, do hereby will my ability to get in and out of trouble to Marj Demott, my 4-year-old sax reed to anyone with guts enough to use it, my art abilities to Pring, my singing abilities to Gary Shawgo, my poems to anyone who cares in hopes that they will learn from my mistakes, and my whole heart to Arthur. I, Weiner, hereby will my ability to talk Mr. Artman into a splitting headache to Todd Belville, my crown to the BAA to Brian, my winning ability to Jethro Dabowdean Daleindeen Daelmo or better known as Dalaser. Also my strength and power to Arthur A., and whatever's left of me to anyone big enough to take it. Last but not least, I leave my teeth to Happy Man or better known as Smiles, Giggles, and Laughs. I, Hendrick Rys, being of sound mind and body, will my abundant supply of brains to Eldon Heaton so he will be smart enouqh to know better than to break his thumb, secondly I will my great height to Tim L., and last but not least, I will my ability to be cool to Arthur A. I, Shirley Shinberger, beinq of confused mind and overly blessed body, do hereby will the following: to Carmen Smith-my hair; to Debby Mohn-my ability to Keep Cool in sticky situations; to Debbie Baum-the honor of wearing my 13; my mathematical mind to Debra Stoops; and last but of most importance, I leave my modesty to Errin Jacobus. I, Scott Smith, being of unstable mind and body, do hereby will my long distance cycling ability to Kevin Pilger so he can get in shape to run the 2 mile. To Stephanie Beans, I will my unusual ability to completely forget about a test but still ace it so she won't have to write so many essays. To Miss Harper I leave my nickname, Stan, so she can give it to someone else, and I leave my car, the Beast, to anyone with a good right fender. I, Mike Snowden, being of complex mind and irresistable body, do hereby will my exceptional athletic abilities to Tony, so that he may perform as sensationally as I did; my quick thinking and intelligent answers in Advanced Math to anyone senseless enough to take it; and lastly, my ability to be a Wild and Crazy Guy to Terry Pilger. I, Randy Thomas, being of sound mind and body, will the following items: To Bodick, I leave my football abilities. To David Demott, I leave my foreman's job so that he can stand around and watch. To Keith McMullen, I leave my football. And last but not least, I leave my blackbook to Scott Wallace. I, Colleen Waters, being of sound mind and body, do hereby leave my volleyball ability to Anastasia Slater so she can use it to its fullest potential. I leave Billie Churchill my quick wit and devastating smile so he can charm all the girls. To Sheri Roberts, I leave my musical talents and patience so she will be able to withstand the band directors. I, Mark Weld, being of sound mind and not much body, will my tremendous height to Steve Bartlett and my ability to be late for band and not get in trouble to Reta White. 5