VIT High School - Vitorian Yearbook (Table Grove, IL)

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1 Larry Mustread, will my hairy chest to Jeff Hinderliter, my great ability to play football to Brian Kluthe, my driving ability to Emily Burlingame, finally my ability to get into trouble and not be conceited to Kerry Azbell and Bob Marshall. I, Steve Myers, being of surrupt mind and retarded body will some of my meager possessions to the underclassmen. To Terry Pilger I leave my knack of being the first one done on a test. To Todd Carithers I endow my great ping-pong ability. To Jon Branson I leave my ability to stay sober even in the most difficult situations. I also leave my perfect imitation of Mr. Inman to the Montana Goat Roper himself. I, Sherry Pilger, being of partially sound mind and body do hereby give my last and testimony. To Lauri Roberts I give my ability to understand how the annual staff should be run; to my brother Terry I give my mopar and I pity the poor soul who buys it after him. To Lori Horwedel I give my ability to do certain things and not get caught at them. Last but not least I will loyalty and school spirit to the remaining classes at VIT high school. I, Craig Porter, of the unique S.S. organization being of sound mind and body, will my hands, legs and my ability to play offensive end to Mike Snowden, my capability to exceed high notes on a trombone to Jon Branson, and in conclusion I will my basketball ability and taking tests to a kid who Heaven knows needs it, Terry Pilger, without it he may not make it through high school. I, Pinto, being of sound mind and skinny body first will my tallness to Drac Sowers. I leave my bookkeeping ability to Ketra Baker, hoping she'll flunk this year. I leave my football No. 63 to any person man enough to wear it. At last I leave my motor cycle ability to Darren Jones because he'll need it in the following years to get number one. I, Vance Saufley, of the unique S.S. organization, being of sound mind and muscualr body, do hereby will my managerial abilities and duties to Eldon Heaton, my trumpet playing ability to Mark Weld, and to Terry Pilger I leave my knowledge, wisdom, intelligence and whatever else it takes for him to finish a test by himself with all questions answered. I, Kenny Savage, being of sound body and crazy mind will my ability to be a brownie in 4th hour study hall to Chuck Creasey so he can pick on the freshmen instead of me. I, Howard Sizek, of the unique S.S. organization, being of impeccable mind and body, do will these things to the deserving sould mentioned. My defensive end ability to Brain Porter. My basketball ability to anyone desperate enough to accept it. My speed and hurdling ability to Mark Weld, and Mike Snowden. My vast intelligence to classes of 1980 and 81, major portions going to Terry Pilger. My most prized possession, which will go to any deserving junior, my brownie points from Mrs. Knowles. I, Russell Smith, will my superb ability to manage 50 words a minute to all freshmen typing. My magnificent sewing and cooking ability to all males who take Home Ec. To all upcoming juniors trying to get along with Mrs. Knowles in English III. To towel washers, it's not worth it, but it's one way to get out of study hall. My last ability to all greenhorn classmen that your day will come when you can set at the senior table at VIT High. I, Craig Stambaugh, being of esteemed mind and magnificent body, hereby will my presidency of the senior class to Greg Elvis Howell in hopes that he doesn't use it, and my presidency of student council to Ketra Baker with hopes that she will never know what is going on at the student council meetings. I will my quarterbacking ability to Kerry Azbell and my glue fingers to Brain Porter. Good luck. I will my basketball playing ability and my normal torso to Bob Marshall who has much to be desired in each catagory, my hurdle running ability to Mark Weld so he can 3-step and my baseball playing ability to the Chicago Cubs since they need all they can get. I, Brain Switzer, being of sound mind and astounding body hereby leave my football ability to Danny Belden, my baseball ability to Todd Carithers, my ability to talk Mr. Malone into anything to Terry Palm, my quick wit to Bob Marshall because he has trouble grasping simple things, my ability to stay out of trouble to Terry Pilger and my charm to anyone who thinks they can handle it. I, Tanya Vaughn, being of sound mind and little body, will my ability to get my MWH assignment done to Dean Robinson, my marching ability to Charla Jockish, my holey jeans to Chris Reed, and last but not least my box of bandaids to Flatoy Patsy. I, Jeff Wherley, of sound mind and body will first will my centering football to Rex Fouts so he will know how to be tough. My ability to throw snow balls and be tough around school I will to Dean and Dale Robinson. I leave my body and looks to Georgia Horwedel so some day she will find a tough man like me. And last I leave my coolness and ability to get chicks to Dick Darren Jones because he needs some loves to make him happy. I, Tena White, of little and shapely body will my driving ability to Jamie Lundeen, my reading ability to Troy Hunter, and to Sherry Adcock I give my keeping my mouth shut for at least one second. I, Toni Willison, being of almost sound mind and body will my locker to Suzy Peak so that she will have more room for her books and won't have to worry about Danny B. stuffing them in the top. To Debbie Hollemback I leave my sewing machine and to Emily my straight pins so that she won't have to use those giagantic ones. I leave my height and my batting average to Jamie Lundeen so that they will be able to spot her in the outfield. I leave my spiking ability to Georgai H. in hopes that she does a better job than I did in nailing the special girl from B.P.C. Finally and most importantly I leave my uniform No. 1 to anyone that thinks they can live up to the number. Heaven knows I didn't. I, Robbie Wright, being of sound body and questionable mind will my meaness to Cathy Beldon so that she may keep Dale in line, my unique Biology II lab abilities to Suzy P. who needs them, my ability to get along with Mrs. Cary to Brian K. who needs all he can get, my broad shoulders to Jack Fouts because he always told me I had them, my ability to always be on Mr. Connour's good side and my ability to teach him how to run the P.E. classes, and last but certainly not least, my incredible ability to retain my temper under intense situations, to Dale Robinson in case my superb counseling efforts have failed (which in Dale's case is very possible). I, Ron Wys, being of sound mind and body, do hereby will my F.F.A. presidency to John Porter, my mind to freshman Biology, so they can find out what's wrong with it, my ability to drive under 55 to anyone who will take it, and last but not least, I will my ability to get along with the rest of my class, to all underclassmen, in hopes that they will graduate as one class instead of seperated individuals. 13

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