Utica High School - Echo Yearbook (Utica, MO)

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- -1 ive :Q -1:7-3735-r7:7. ,,3i:.,gg 5-392717173521 t VGiggles While Introducing the Utica High School Boys Friends, the'Government has asked each one of us to give to the salvage drive. Are you doing your part? All school children who have been enlisted in the salvage army are given tmilitary rating according to the amount of junk they turn in. Well, we now bringyou a boy who, unless he stays off the streets, will make some little boy a four-star general ...... '. . . ' - Clyde QRastus, Pollard Friends, I'm very, very happy to bring you our tall, dark, and handsomest young boy- in'hi'ghtBchool. He can sing, he can act, and he can dance: and besides doing all these things he can write, too. Yes, Roy can really write. If fact, he wroth this introduction. And here he u Roy Merryfield. Friends,'I regret to say'that Bobby's age is beginning'to show. Yes, ladies, if you look closely, you can see that his shoulders ,are stooped a bit.. .His back is stooped, and even his neck' is beginning to V stoop. He is really the stupidest man I know. Here,-he is ........ . Bobby McCoy 7 Friends, yesterday Darrell went to-the air port to say good-bye to two waves. The ,three of them made a swell picture. There they were--two small waves, and one big drip. And here he is ..... . ' Darrell Banks. Friends, today is the first oftMarch. H They say that March comes in like a lion and goes out like a lamb. ell, speaking of lions and lambs here's an old goat, and I'm not a lion. 'None other than ........ C. A. Wright Friends, during thewinter a lot of us lpwill suffer from wind irri- tations. However, any doctor can get rid of the chap on your hands and lips. But there's one chap nobody can get rid of, and here he iS- - - - - - Edward Hays. ' - -..-...f44,.4a...i.4.z.:...a.e.4.:....zs4:.1:g.s...s.,g.s.:..4..a,,e4.a4.:4.t..ig4.::..a.L4.:..:1::..a- -lang.sfasassvxf..-seu..as-Qsafpas.Q.-,.s ..s. 1 -5 -

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