Utica High School - Builder Yearbook (Utica, OH)

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SENIOR CLASS PROPHECY Comrade President: I hope my letter finds you well. In answer to your letter inquiring of the condition of the territory, Russia that you so gracefully appointed me to govern. I present my State of the Union report and beg you humbly for acceptance. My Secretary of Treasury, Bob Rauch. has instructed the Destributor of Commodities. - Martha Debolt, to increase the Russian peasants rations to two cans of saradines a day rather than the one can previously appropriated by former Director of Commodities, Georgia Kennedy. My Director of Athletics Boots Robinson asks for permission to enter his Russian Globe Trotters in the N. I. V. A. Tournament. The team consists of such stars as Graceful Swan, fcalled so because of his graceful movementsj, Gorden Brennan, fRussia 's modern Willie Stiversj, and Ice McFarland, fcalled so because of his ability to control his temperl. Last week while visiting the SHADY DEAL, A Russian night club owned by Buck Daniels, I met two of my old friends, Butch QTinyy Good and Jerry McArtor, who were employed by his establishment. HS bvuncers. My wife, the former Joyce Nye, dropped in a Russian salon the other day for a hairdo, eastern style.. and was surprised to find Betty Proctor and Francis Nethers working as hair dressers. On the way home she stopped at the garage to have the oil changed in our Model A and was greeted by George Traicoff and Don Bennett, who are at the present, trying to change the liquid form of oil into a mirgraite chunk that will produce a form of Atomic energy: By the way, the owner of the station was my old pal, Charlie Rostofer. My wife has been driving me crazy trying to persuade me to have the house redecorated. She is insisting that I have the interior decorating done by the two most talented interior decorators in Russia, Gatha Kinney and Marcia McDonald. Oh, I forgot to mention it in the first part of my letter, but I have been sick and have been attended by the two beautiful nurses. Linda Lynn and Janet Miller. But what peeved me most was my Dr. James Boyer paid more attention to my nurse, Miss Lynn. than he did to me. Well, Iwill get on with my report. My Director of Agriculture. John Lynn has employed Fred Sheets and David Walton to attempt an experiment by which they will cross a Russian Polar Bear with a Texas Longhorn and get an African Camel. I am sending my children to a Russian Public School. Their two favorite teachers are Claire Ann Riley and Kay Helphrey. At the head of the Health Department are Delbert Robinson and Sonnie Casper. They eat their lunch at Virginia McKee's and Frances Ryan's restaurant, which has as their speciality Black Rye bread and boiled cabbage. My private secretary, Saralou Glancy, has just notified me that I am to attend a luncheon and speak tonight. I have hired two new cooks, they are, Darlene Treadway and Juanita Anderson. I also hired a chauffer. Ronald lance, and a porter, Bill O'Hara. My two chief mathematicians, Kippy Johnson and Edwin Russell, have invented a wheel chair with a automatic gearshift. Now I don't have to bother my chief servant, Harold McDonald, to push me around the mansion. Iread in the Russian Times that Fred Skeen had broken the worlds record in high hurdling. By the way continued on page 15

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JUANITA JUNE ANDERSON CECIL ALLEN GOOD GEORGIA ANN KENNEDY Chorus 1: F.H.A. 1: Football 1, 2. 3, 4: F.H.A. 1. 2, 3. 4. Y-Teens 2, 3: Intramural ' Chorus 1, 2: Track Sports 3: Driver 's Training ' 3. 4: Intramural Bas- 3: Office Practice 4. - kerball 1, 2: Basketball ' 3, 4: Builder Staff 4. Inksplash 4. PHILLIS WANDA MURPHY HAROLD GORDON BRENNAN CAROL JUNE PORTER F. H. A. 1: Y-Teens 2: Tri- Chorus 1, 2, 4: All County Usheretre Junior Play Hi-Y 3: Usherette for Jun- Chorus 1, 2: Wahoo 4: Buil- Library 3, 4: Chorus 4: ior Play: Library 3. 4: Mixed der Staff 4: Stage Crew Jun- - Glee Club 4. Chorus 4: Girls Glee Club 4. ior and Senior Play. 4 ' EMMA SARA LOU WILLIAMS F. H.A. 1, 2, 3, 4: Library 3, 4: Usherette Senior Play. WILLARD HOWARD Mc FARLAND F. F. A. 3, 4: Intramural Sports 3, 4: Builder Staff 4: Ink-Splash 4.

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Prophecy fcontinuedj . . the paper is edited by Judy Richards and Janet Shirley. My two filing clerks. Carol Portor and Shirley Sprunger have just fouled up my filing system again. I have just employed Sue Guidenburger as chief dog catcher but I am afraid that I will have to release her as the business is going to the dogs. Betty Jobes is at the head of my Intelligence Department. She has employed Allen Good to administer I. Q. tests. Mary Bline and Louise Moxley are the two chief speakers at the luncheon tonight. The title of their speech will be, BENEFITS OF BACKGROUND KNOWLEDGE. They will be accompanied by two other members of the Russian Society, Pat Larimore and Carolyn Farmer. I have recently made two new appointments, Eddie Thompson, Game Wardeng and Phil Gregg, Old Ladies Retirement Fund. I hear that Phil has quite a program planned for the feeble old ladies. Phylis Murphy, Ruth McVay, and Sara Lou Williams are teach ing the peopl,e of Russia how to operate a car safely. Paula Shaw is an airplane hostess on the airplane that is carrying this letter. My wife and I bid you a good-bye. Your Territorial Governor R. W. Gayheart Class Will Continued I, Jerry McArtor, will my ability to stay out of trouble to Joe Gayheart. l, Eddie Thompson, will my prize, speckled bellied coon hound to my sister of the wilds, Patty Fuller. I, Linda Lynn, will my fondness for basketball players and position as l-lead Majorette to Carol Seavolt. I, Joyce Katharine Nye, will my ability to flirt with my dark eyes to Barb Cregar. Use it often, Barb. I, Bob Rauch, will my whistle in band and a large economy size bottle of aspirins to Garnet l-liles. I, Ron Lance, will my ability to day dream during school to Pete Earley. I, Bill I-lot Rod O'Hara, will my Hot Ford to Terry Wahl. Bring some matches Terry. I. Don Leadfoot Bennett, will my ability to get expelled from school to Bob Bevard, Watch out for Robert Long. I, Charles Rostofer, will my ability to tease Miss Evans to George Bricker. Do it up right George. I, Dick Swan, will my ball bearing shoes to Don Good for more speed in the back field next year. I, Sonnie Casper, will my wavy hair to Mr. Beck. Keep it combed Mr. Beck. I. Virginia McKee, will my position of distributing milk to the grade school kids at noon to anyone in next years 4th period study hall. I. Harold McDonald, will my ability to get all home work done on time to Bob Hull. seeing as how he gets all his English done a little late. I. Martha Debolt, will my position as Student Council President to Mary Jo Torrens. Good luck Mary Jo. I. Paula Anne Shaw, will the Picalo to Lenny Trickett. Don't let the weight get you down Lenny. I, Sara Lou Williams. will my height to Jane Smith. I, James Boyer. will my ability to play wrong notes in band to Dean Dunlap. Don't waste them, Dean. We, Kip Johnson and Fred Skeen, will our barbar shop to Robert Scott, so that he can cut George Donald a flat top. - I. Betty Proctor, will my ability not to date boys to Carolyn Darling. I. John Lynn, will my technique of getting engaged to Jon Young. l. Saralou Glancy, will my position as head cheerleader to Nelson Trickett. Now the girls won't mind coming to practice. I. Judy Richards, will my position as Editor of the lnksplash to John Chadwick. Continued on page 47