Utah State University - Buzzer Yearbook (Logan, UT)

Text from Pages 1 - 190 of the 1915 volume:

TW—� ---------------------S- T M t ) pp (£ I fab you back into tfje labp . ? rintlj of tpe past ebents, tbat pou map tfjcrr rcbicto tpe pleasant mem= NU oricjs o! Piork mil) plap anb again, in v------------------------------------------ imagination, renrfcu tfjc frienbsbips anb associations of pour college baps-=tljis is tlje purpose of our Polume fEo all lufjose liPes fjaPe been coloreb pjitb tfjese ePents, anb Pjpose minbs paPe been Proabeneb anb inspireb b% these associations, to all those Pipo lobe college life, tue peralb greetings! ' . -f . • -frru ri?' r O The Voice of U. A. C. I stand today in God’s good world W ith hands reached out to all: True hearted men and honest maids Should answer to my call; My voice is clear as sweet-toned chimes, It echoes through the state. A rise; Arise, The smiling skies May fade—come, ere too late! 1 honor not the empty badge. The name means naught to me, If you would win. then do the work. Let work your motto be: I'll train your hand, your head, your heart With enlightened joy to toil That men May then Respect again The tillers of the soil. Arise, the tide is at the flood. Weigh anchor while you may. Unfurl your sails and seize the wheel Auspicious is today: My treasure chests belong to you, Then come, you hold the key, M v gold Untold, Not metal cold. To you will priceless be! HARRISON R. MERRILL. 4 b t To him whose laborin' The-fields in «the • office; or on The Tumultous highway. of • business • life .-has-made • possible-our • lives and • happy-surroundings.- and • To her in The home whose Tender • love and • care,work and-patient sacrifices,have- instilled in us the ideals for To The parent pair-who • baoe --. made possible - our attendance at U • A C ;• to our Jathersand • mothers-we • fondly ■ dedicate these i pages.-i- � Twenty-Five Years of Progress HIM. establishing Utah Agricultural College. Introduced In legislature by Anthon II. Lund. March 1 SS. Site of College chosen anil contract Id for Mouth wing of main building 1 9, cost I2U.350. Kxperiment station established I$90. Professor J. W. Sanborn, illrcctor. dmln|sf rnthoi. President J. . Snnlmrit. isni.m. First semester's work of I . A. begun September 2nd. 1S90—faculty 9, students 139. I.lbrary of 2.ooo volumes Installed 1891. Winter course Introduced 1892. North wing of main building added 1891. First students graduated In 1 91—degree conferred upon class of six members. Statistics, end of first nilialalsf ration,—membership of faenlfy. Il� j yenrly n crime attendance of student . 2� WJ: Krnilnnlr . • . Vdmlnlstrnl Inn, President Joshun II. Paul, IN1M-06. Statistics, III end of administration,—membership of fnenlly. 20; yenrly ilirrmcp ntleiiiliinee, 1371 lolnl urnilmilr« for period, 1� . Administration. President Joseph 'I. Tlinner. lsJMl-I1HM). President's residence and Mechanic Arts building erected 1898. Alumni association orgnnixeil 1898 Lewis A. Merrill, first president. Home Hoon-oinliH club orgnnixeil 1900. SlntlNlIrN, end of third ml iii In 1st rut Ion.—membership of fnenlly. Sit yearly average nltenilnnee. 173s total graduate for perloit, 37. Vdmlnlstrnl Ion, President niter J. Kerr, l!MM� -07. Front of main building erected 1901, library moved from room now used ns too logy laboratory same year. Agricultural clul� and U. A. o. Woman’s club organised 1901. Student Life first published 1902, James V. Jardlne, editor. First summer Kcbool 1902. old Mechanic Arts building destroyed by fire 1908. new one erected following yeir. .statistic nt end of foiirlli tiilnilnlstrnllon,—membership of fnenlly, r.SM yenrly n� rr-nge Milendnnee of slmlents. U30; gnidiiales In the sexen yenrs. til. ilinlnlslrntlun. President John . Idlsoe. 11)07- Firsi Farmers' Roundup 1907. First Junior Promenade 1908. 17. A. I Student I Paly organisation effected 190S, I . Walker, president. “Buz- xer first published 1909. O. G. Lloyd, editor, l-tdles' dormitory remodeled for use ns Dome tic Arts and Science building. In 1910 tile following clubs were orgonlxcd. Commercial, Science, Benedict and Agora. Correspondence course Introduced 1911. Thomas Smart gymnasium, heating plant, and state power plant erected 1912. Branch Normal'' at CedAr City became “Branch A. C.” 1913. Adams' athletic field secured And fenced 1911. Periwig. Camera and Cosmos clubs organized 1914-15. l nst yeir high school work 1915. gfafislle at end of fifth administration,—membership tif faculty, si: average attendance. Including ••Itonndnp. elr., Inst seven years, I.Ill: grndnnles last six years 330. Itnnks In llhrnry nt present, 27.450 volumes. Lower—Conducting Front of Main Build.ng 9 Board of Trustees LOREN O N. STOHL President. Salt Lake City ELIABETH C. McCUNB Vice-President. Suit Lake City JOHN L. COBURN Secretary. Logan HYRUM B. CROCKETT Treasurer. I.ogan THOMAS SMART Logan JOHN Q. ADAMS J. W. N. WHITECOTTON JOHN DERN... JOHN C. SHARP ANGUS T. WRIGHT J. M. PETERSON HAZEL L. DUNFORD GEORGE T. ODELL JOSEPH QU1NNEY. Jr. Logan Provo Salt Lake City Salt Lake City ...... Ogden Richfield Logan Salt Lake City ........ Logan Salt Lake City DAVID MATTSON. Secretary of State. Ex-officio Heads of Schools I)R. E. l . HALL Agriculture DR. GEORGE THOMAS.....................„...................Commerce PROP. WILLIAM PETERSON Home Economics DR. FRANK S. HARRIS Agricultural Engineering and Mechanic Arts DR. FRANK L. WEST ................................General Science D M « MEMORIAL • 23EIillarb langton DioIumi of Jtialbrmatu at tlx 81 a. C. fot motr than Clfltfn wot Chose tufjo came in contact tuitb fjis striking personality anb Ins strong, broab minb. anb those tofjo lucre touebeb by bis generous opinions of others anb inspireb by the help anb sympathies of bis big. religious heart all lobeb him. (J s' 1 t (l ■iUl- .l ‘ sCrOfi t r i Seniors Senior paths point ever omvard l’p the rugged cliffs they go, limbers front the valley campfires Form a brilliant afterglow. Onward. Onward towards the sunrise Where the eagles upward lly. To yon virgin veiled horizon Where the mountain meets the sky Springvilk John Finley Agronomy President Senior (’lass Agricultural Club Sigma Alpha IS Seniors Springvilte Glen Alleman Commerce Commercial Club Phi Kappa Iota Logan Alonzo Barrett General Science Camera Club Nellie Barker ............... Home Economics Sigma Theta Phi Home Economics Club Ogden Logan George L. Barron Agronomy Manager of Dramatics 1914-15 Logan Hedvlg Henson .... Home Economics Sigma Theta Phi Home Economics Club John P. Henson Chemistry Chem. Club Benedict VS 19 Seniors Isaac Newborn IJutt Agronomy Murray George E. Gaboon Horticulture Sigma Alpha Grafter's Club Weston. Idaho George I). Casto General Science Debating 1914 Benedict Hendricks Medal 1914 Homer Christensen American Fora Animal Husbandry Phi Kappa Iota Assistant Basketball Coach 191415 N. W. Christiansen Mayfield Chemistry Dramatics 1914 Orchestra 1914 and 191 a Mrs. C. C. Clayton Salt Lake City Home Economics Sigma Theta Phi Home Economics Club 20 7 7 Seniors Ogden Mrs. Lottie H. Kunz Home Economics Homo Economics Club ...............Brigham City Home Economics Home Economics Club Veda Cooper Sorosis Clarence E. Cotter General Science Vernal Shirley Daniels Animal Husbandry Camera Club Delta Xu Wellsvi’le Archie Darloy Agronomy Ogden Leonard Davidson Entomology Ag. Club Editor of Buzzer 1914 Manager Track Team 1915 21 wans. Seniors Lillian Elder............ Salt l ake City Home Economics Sigma Theta Phi Pres. Home Ec. Club 1915 Orba Ellsworth.............. Rigby. Idaho Commerce Annette Goodwin Logan General Science Sorosis Secretary Student Body 1913-14 U. Tooele Hortense Hansen Salt Lake City Home Economics Sigma Theta Phi Home Economics Club Periwig Club Dramatics Stewart Horsley... Brigham City Agronomy Sigma Alpha Periwig Club Dramatics Rawsel Hu (Taker Agronomy Ag. Club Earl T. Jones Seni ors Entomology PI Kota PI Lent Floyd J. Knudson Brlglmm City Horticulture Sigma Alpha Aft. Club Grafter's Club It. V. I.ar.son Smithfleht General Science Ell Lee Brigham City Commerce Phi Kappa Iota Commercial Club Fay Lee ......................... Hoytesvtlle Horticulture Ag. Club Grafter's Club Inez Maugban Logan Home Economics Home Economics Club 2.1 - Seniors Lavlnia Maughnn Logan Home Economics Home Economics Club Kichmoml Kuel I). Merrill General Science Commercial Club Alice Morrison Brigham City Home Economics Sigma Theta Pill Home Economtcs Club Emma Mouritsen Home Economic.? Sigma Theta Phi Home Economics Club Logan Etta Nelson Logan General Science Signm Theta Phi Ollf H. Nelson Logan Agricultural Engineering _ 21 Seniors W. K. Nielson Richfield Animal Husbandry Barbara Pace Price General Science I). R. Packard Springvillc Phi Kappa lota Commercial Chib Basketball 1914-15 Stephen IVrrv .Cgden Animal Husbandry Ag. Club Grafter's Club Captain and Adjutant of Cadet Battalion Passey Paris. Idaho Mechanic Arts President Benedicts 1914-15 Pendleton Pa rowan Mechanic Arts 25 Seniors Logan Othelia Peterson Home Economics Home Economics Club Puragonuh Jesse Robinson Agronomy Ag. Club Ross T. Rowe Spanish Pork Agronomy Phi Kappa Iota See'y Ag. Club 191415 Football 1914 Xephi Albert E. Sells Agronomy Lngnn 1). V. Smith Agronomy Gama Sigma Delta Editor Student Life 191415 Logan Ed. S. Smith Chemistry Class President 191314 Sigma Alpha 25 mars. Seniors Manti Lloyd Tuttle Agronomy Ag. Cluo Manager Baseball 1915 Union J. B. Walker Agronomy Grafters Cluo Business .Manager Delta Nu President Ag. Club Buzzer 11 14 Debating Football 1914 St. George Effte Webb Home Economies Home Economies Club Beaver Etelka White Home Economics Home Economics Club Beaver Hetlie White Home Economies Home Economics Club Logan Karl Wood General Science SI Near the close of the Junior year, we pause to contemplate. Looking buck upon our year’s record, we view with pleasure our successes, a'nd feel keenly our mistakes. But since no one is perfect, we take solace from our accomplishments. and firmly resolve to profit by our errors. Now we pass on to our Senior year with hearty greetings and best wishes for all. 1 looper Alma L. Agriculture President 32 ■ IM99V Juniors Alma Esplin Agriculture Hortense White Home Economics Wilford F. Heyrend Logan Commerce S. R. Boswell Nephl Agriculture Alta Calvert Ogden Home Economics A. E. Palmer Raymond. Canada Agriculture Mark Thackeray Croydon Agriculture W. D. Jackson Logan Agriculture 33 uniors I). A. Freedman Commerce Thatcher, Idaho N. D. Thatcher Agriculture Logan Mabel Spande General Science Coalville Byron Birch Agricultural Engineering Ogden Willis Smith Agriculture Logan Helen Bacon Home Economics Mondon Leone Willie Agriculture Cardston, Canada Spencer Cahoon Commerce L 34 umors Hebcr Storm McDonald Agricultural Engineering Whitney. Idaho Byron S. Tanner Agriculture Logan Luella Nelson Home Economics Springvllle John E. House Agriculture Logan Grover Burnett Agriculture Springvllle Kenneth Burt Agriculture Ogden David S. Fletcher Commerce Kanab R. W. Ryder....................... Agricultural Engineering . 36 k umors Andrew O. Larson Perron General Science Claire Martineau Logan Home Economics Win. J. Starley Fillmore Agriculture Cyril B. Owens Wellsvllle Agriculture Wm. C. Brighton Murray Agriculture Ethel Hale I Ogan Home Economics Vaughan Haws Logan Agriculture Orval Ellsworth Rexburg, Idaho Agriculture iW ■ 37 uniors David W. Jones Malad, Idaho Agriculture Kutli Johnson Logan Home Economics Mann Stanford Madsen Agricultural Engineering Santa (Mara Albert Fordliam Agriculture Newton Eliza A. Jones Home Economics Earl J. Knudson Brigham City Commerce Arthur H. Caine Logan Agriculture Fairview Andrew VY. Anderson Agriculture 2S Juniors W. V. Halverson Spanish Fora Agricultural Engineering V'era Nielson Home Economics Ogden Commerce William H. Evans Springville Agriculture Estella Nelson Home Economics William Doutre Commerce Stephen L. Owens....... ........... Willard Agriculture W. li. Hendricks................. Richmond Agriculture :!9 Melvin Luke Junction Agricultural Engineering Ernest Bowers N'eplil Agriculture Logan J. Z. Richardson General Science Arnold Frew Hooper Agriculture Kathleen Bagley Murray Home Economics Preston, Idaho Hugh C. Peterson Agriculture S. Langton Barber Commerce Salt Lake City Roy Hi Ham Agriculture J Juniors H. It. Pond......................Lewiston Agriculture Florence Dinsmore ............._...Ogden Home Economics Alina W. Magleby.................. Monroe Agriculture it. H. Hansen.......................Hyrnm Agriculture Charles L. Itonnow ... I is Vegas. Nevada Agricultural Engineering Tura Aldous.............. Sterling. Idaho General Science Mae Edwards .................... Logan Commerce Ward McAlister —..................Logan Agriculture _ It p Virgil Dorton Agriculture Hyrutn B. Bown Man 11 Agriculture Orval Stott Meadow Agriculture Floyd A. Hammond Logan Agricultural Engineering Darisi Clienehiali India Agriculture Edith D. Doutre Logan Home Economics Wallace 11. Budge Logan General Science W. S. Murdock Ileber Agriculture uniors Brigham ('itv Bervard Nichols. Agriculture Logan Luna Fonneabeck Home Kconoinlcs Springvillo Van Leuven Agricultural Engineering Preston. Idaho Floyd Johnson Agriculture Logan Anna Mohr Home Kconoinlcs Preston. Idaho J. Howard Maughan Agriculture Ogden Josephine Taggart Home Economics Ferron Lowry Nelson Agriculture 43 uniors Anna Taylor Provo Home Economies Mirl Anderson Brigham city Home Economics S. J. Quinney Logan Commerce Louise Ogden Pleasant Grove Home Economics Margaret Snyder. Park City Home Economics Gretta Benson Helena. Montano Home Economics Francis Coray Ogden Agriculture Gladys Christensen Logan Home Economics 44 J � umors Clyde Cannon Logan Agricultural Engineering Breta Garn Farmington Home Economics Viola Gledhill Ogden Home Economics Hope Pishburn Brigham City General Science Quayle Peterson Ephraim Agriculture J. P. Woolley Grantsville Agriculture 45 KATrV A PEW vioopttw ?y� fci OUR f fttoio c.«eh «ifsn PRt Y DIHEi 5PCCO ntRC hr C lHC 5T0lW wONCrttb CHAIRMM VORHte i ' ©311 0 3vZ7.fcR flUZZER Mwwnms 16 4 •IS T. H. MORRELL. President JESSIE SPAFFORD. Vice-Prendent SUMNER H ATCH. S«. C. D. K APPLE. Trea� . SSSJ V LO C(d)UTTEf Junior t)uRi-AP ffefllLS OF Vvzrf.fC Jim Instructors ► j : jRti It has boon just a quarter of a century since the College was founded. Perhaps the eight years since the Student Body was organized. are most significant from a student standpoint . Student Body activities have taken on new life, the standard of excellence constantly rising. Loyalty and college spirit, for which our body is noted, are sinking deeper Into the natures of all. Evidences of this have been marked characteristics of all our activities. Our teams fight like sportsmen for victory. The Student Body socials are in a class by themselves, informal and of a high standard. A complete revision of the Student Body Constitution has been adopted, securing more nearly a government of the students. 51 Student Body Officers GLADYS CHRISTENSEN Vice-President A. C. CARRINGTON Executive Committee J. HOWARD MAUGHAN President GOLDIE FALX Secretary and Treasurer A. J. TAYLOR Executive Committee VEDA COOPER Executive Committee Debating GROVER LEWIS Basketball LEONARD DAVIDSON Truck Baseball G. L. BARRON Socials and Dramatics J. P. WOOLLEY Football 53 Student Lift has dealt fairly with every faction In the College, allowing space to any contributor, whose work merited publication. Many students have taken advantage of this opportunity to express their views in regard to College affairs. Both the weekly and magazine issues have been representative of the Student Body. The magazine numbers have been especialy good, containing essays that displayed solidity of material and thought. Editor Smith and siatY have worked diligently for the success of Student Life. DAVID W. SMITH Editor-In-Chief JULIUS B. BEARN SOX Associate Editor MABEL SPANDE Locals EDWIN K. WINDER Exchanges FRED BRAITHWAITE Artist LANOTON BARBER Business Manager LEONARD DAVIDSON Associate Editor ARTHUR H. CAINE Athletics LeROY HILL AM Locals J. E. HATCH Assistant Business Manager f.fi JBu er, 1915 The class of 1916 has attempted to make this hook representative of the life at U. A. C.. and to catch and reflect in its pages the spirit of progress and industry that emanates from the busy hive on College Hill. In the compilation of this book we gratefully acknowledge the assistance rendered by many willing contributors. Among those not on the staff, who have helped to make the work successful, the following deserve special mention: Professor N. A. Pedersen and G. R Hendricks for their constant inspiration and help; Gretta Henson, Reuben Jonson. Harold Hagan. Lawrence Harmon. Florence Dinsmore. Leonard Davidson. Shirley Daniels, Irene Midg-ley. Erma Allen. Loveland Studio and other members of the Camera Club for photographs: Gladys Christensen, A. E. Palmer. J. H. Maughan. Alma Wilson, for work in various departments; and the Honeycomb Committee. LEROY HILLAM Assistant Photographer ARTHCR If. CAINE Athletics and Assistant Husincss Manager KATHLEEN BAGLEY Honeycomb FRED BRAITHWAITE Artist S. J. QCINNEY Assistant Business Manager S. R. BOSWELI Photographer IRVIN T. NELSON Editor ANNA TAYLOR Organizations EDWIN K. WINDER Business Manager FRANCIS CORAY Classes LOWRY NELSON Associate Editor . ELLSWORTH Activities . 1 The interest taken in public speaking this year has been entirely satisfactory for. on every occasion, more contestants have taken part than ever before. In the elimination contest for the Hendricks medal, there were twenty-four entries; the four who qualified displayed con siderable ability as extemporaneous speakers. The contest for the medal offered by the Sons of the American Revolution for the best oration on Patriotism,” called forth eight men. The four selected for the final, proved the advancement the U. A. C. Is making in public speaking. Then. too. there was a wonderful held for debating this year, the U. A. (.'. being represented In four intercollegiate debates. Twenty-six men tried out for places on the College debating teams. The eight men chosen to represent the College made a creditable showing in every debate. The class debates brought out some excellent material for future teams. Much recognition is due our librarians, the debating committee, and the management for their whole-souled efforts In this direction. - ._______1 v 7 ' • ns (From left to right)—Medal given by Sons of the American Revolution for oration on Patriotism ; Hendricks medal for extemporaneous speaking; “A” awarded by Student Body for Inter-collegiate debating; Thomas medal for inter-class debating. Debating Committee -I Professor X. A. Pederson Professor (5. B. Hendricks (Chairman) Professor F. I). Painc-s Hr. George Thomas Mr. W. E. Brooke rt) r— Sf T riangular Debates QUESTION: Resolved, That a tax on land values should be sub- stituted for the general property tax. for city purposes, in American cities of over ten thousand inhabitants. University of Utah vs. Utah Agricultural College, at Salt Lake City. Affirmative: Negative: U. of U. U.A. C. Peter Kasius J. 13. Bearnson Ferdinand Erickson S. J. Quinnoy Won by the Negative. Brigham Young University vs. Utah Agricultural College, at Logan Affirmative: Negative: U. A. C. B. Y. C. George D. Casto Roland Tietjen Irvin T. Nelson George Cordon Wllford Heyrend Won by the Negative. m % • ■ : - ■ i H EVREMO CPt5TO V Inter-State Debates I’tali Agricultural College vs. University of Idaho. QUESTION: Resolved, Thai as long as our federal government maintains a policy of private ownership and operation of railroads, it should permit interstate railways to pool earnings. Affirmative: U. A. C. William J. Star ley Irvin T. Nelson Negative: U. of I. Alvin Heckman Melvin Ison Won by the Negative. Utalj Agricultural College vs. University of Denver. QUESTION: Resolved, That the judges of all courts of general and appelate jurisdiction, other than federal courts, should not gain office by popular vote. Affirmative: U. A. C. Harold Peterson J. Howard Maughan Negative: U. of 1). Holbrook Working Daniel Wolfe Won by the Affirmative. 61 THE HENDRICKS MEDAL For EXTEMPORANEOUS SPEAKING Won by GEORGE I). CASTO Contestants. Subject. George D. Casio S. J. Qulnney Heber .Meeks Hober Clark A Son of Utah The Legislator and His Hill The Empty Pew I lonu GEORGE H. HENDRICKS MEDAL GIVEN BY THE SONS OF THE AMERICAN REVOLl7TION ORATION ON PATRIOTISM Won by MOSES F. COWLEY Contestants. Moses F. Cowley Patriotism—Instructive and Intelligent Ix wry Nelson Patriotic Types Heber Meeks Our Defense Sumner Hatch Oration. Patriotism 62 p D. A. FREEDMAN DR. GEORCE THOMAS WILLIS SMITH Inter-Class Debating CONTEST FOR THOMAS MEDAL QUESTION: Resolved. That Immigration to the United States should be further restricted by a literacy test. Final: Juniors vs. Freshmen. Affirmative: Freshmen Stanley Parry Sumner Hatch Negative: Juniors D. A. Freedman Willis Smith Won by the Negative. Befoie Intci-Collegiate Dcbat« 6; Milestones Wlmt THKY said of the most talked-of play of the last decade : The biggest, the host, and the most successful play that has ever been attempted in Logan.” The production of ‘Milestones' shows that the A. (’. stands in the forefront of educational endeavors, in cultural as well as In practical effort. 'Milestones' showed talent and consistent effort by the cast and careful training by the director. Miss Huntsman. I enjoyed the A. C. amateurs in 'Milestones’ fully ns much as 1 did the New York professionals. —U. Y. ('. Professor. One of tlie best plays ever put on here by an amateur club, both from the standpoint of play and players. Every member of the club deserves special mention for the most excellent rendition of his lines, careful makeup and Interpretation of character. The A. IT. can well feel proud of their players.”—Brigham Bulletin. 'Milestones' was an unqualified success; grace, truth and charm characterized the work of all the players. What the Buzzer said: The best amateur play the Buzzer has Six Juniors in the cast. See?” ever seen. G4 John Rhead Gertrude Rhead Mrs. It head Samuel Sibley Rose Sibley Ned Pym Emily Rhead... Arthur Prceee Nancy Sibley Lord Monkhurst Muriel Pym Richard Sibley Thompson f Webster Director—Sara Huntsman. Managers—Lufkin Barron. Clyde Cannon. Lowry Nelson Glcnna Hallantync Leora Thatcher N. I). Thatcher .......Luc I la Fogg DeLore Nichols Mae Edwards M. F. Cowley Leora Thatcher Bervard Nichols Lola Johnson Lawrence Smith Leonard Nuttali 77U I 'iM f' J [ w w Upper—Act One. Lower—Richard and Muriel: Prcccc and Emily 66 Always coming and going are parties and socials which leave delightful memories long after they have passed. Reviewing the school year we recall the charm of the Prat. Melee, the Ag. Club hall or ••Farmers' party. the Commercial Club ball, and the cherry blossoms of the Theta ball. Then there are the Student Body dances, where everyone is present and where the democratic spirit of the I . A .( . pervades. Intermingled with these larger social events are the class parties, sorority, fraternity, and club socials, where the best of companions meet in the most friendly way. . ■n i ■■ — . j ' i 11 ' t—J tvVl Tv XJ N, 17 La. a. j i Military Ball The Twenty-second Annual Military Ball was Riven by the Military department, February 22. 1915. Cadets from Salt Lake City. Ogden. and numerous other guests from all parts of the State were in attendance. The gymnasium doors opened on a scene of splendor. From the draperies of lings and national colors, which so well concealed the old steel beams, to the elaborately gowned women, uniformed men. and white-gloved cadets, everything carried an atmosphere of stateliness and grandeur. The Grand March, led by Governor Spry and Mrs. Santschi. was executed with pompous grace, while the exhibition drill, given by the cadets, added beauty and martial dignity to the scene. The occasion was one where the spirit of pleasure reigned supreme. PATRONS and PATRONESSES .Mr. and Mrs. L. N. Stoll I Mr. and Mrs. J. A. Widtsoe Mr. and Mrs. E. I). Ball Mr. and Mrs. George Thomas Mrs. E. C. McCune Mr. F. R. Arnold RECEPTION COMMITTEE Mrs. J. A. Widtsoe Mrs. E. Santschi Major J. E. Hatch Captain J. C. Odell Lieutenant Lynn Hale Tj £• ■ 99 r.n — Prom. Committee GLADYS CHRISTENSEN GLENN VORHEES Chairman Tl’RA ALDOUS BERVARD NICHOLS March 2 � was the date. The gymnasium, as If by magic, was changed to a formal garden. The baskets of flowers and ferns that hung from the ceiling and the subdued lights were in harmony with the red and green color scheme. Booths, decorated by the Faculty and each of the classes, were glimpses of fairyland in their art and beauty. In the booth decorated by the Junior class, roses and ferns formed an arch over a dripping charm fountain. Grandeur and were added to the evening by the promenade, which was led by Dr. and Mrs. George Thomas, followed by the patrons, patronesses. Faculty, stately Seniors and delighted Juniors. The strains of music carried the dancers in an atmosphere of geniality and good will to realms of pleasure and jollity which will never be quite forgotten. Informal receptions were held in honor of the Prom. Saturday March 27, at the Sorosis and in honor of the Prom. Saturday, houses; and Sunday. March 28. at the Sigma Alpha, Pi Zeta Pi. Phi Kappa Iota, and Delta Nu fraternity houses. 4 70 I String Quartette WILLIAM SPICKER. Director JEAN AUSTIN (i. II. HUMPHREYS N. W. CHRISTIANSEN ELRAY CHRISTIANSEN Orchestra N. W. Christiansen Patience Thatcher Jean Austin Laura Bennion O. H. Humphreys Fred Kidgle Wayne Austin Elray Christiansen George Dun ford G. B. Alexander Storm McDonald Orson Madsen Margaret Worley (). Itega Card 71 i ' TU Football-1914 The football prospects hud never been brighter at the A. C. than at the opening of the 1914 season. The first afternoon of practice ten men were out and the squad gradually increased for two weeks until fifty suits were in use. Real work soon began, wltich with Its hard knocks, discouraged many of the prospective players; then early in October, before the games began, the eligibility rules diminished the squad to seventeen. With these Coach Teetzel faced a hard schedule in which five oS the strongest teams in the Rocky Mountains were to be played. Not because the team failed to win every game, but because of scarcity of material and lack of the necessary fighting spirit which could not be instilled into the players, the season was a disappointment. 4 4 78 Freshman Team—Inter-Class Champions A series of three games played late in the season, with all squad men barred, constituted the class football. Last fall the decisive game between the Seniors, who had won from the Juniors, and the Freshmen, who had won from the Sophomores, was won easily by the Freshies. The game was fast throughout, with frequent injuries and frequent exhibitions of weakness by the Seniors. Several former high school stars, who will add materially to the College squad next fall showed up well in the class games. FRESHMAN TEAM Hatch, right end Church, right tackle Morrell, right guard Curtis, center Edwards, left guard Lindquist, left tackle The schedule played by the College team was: October 9—At Logan 1 . A. C„ 20; Alumni, 0. October 17—At Ix gan ... .IT. A. C„ 3; Montana A. C.. 52. October 24—At Spokane IT. A. C.. 0; Gonzaga IT.. 60. October 30—At Missoula IT. A. C.. 0: 1'. of Montana. 32. November 7—At Ix gan .. IT. A. C.. 24; U. of Wyoming. 3. November 14—At Logan U. A. c.. 7; Colorado A. C.. 41. November 26—At Salt Lake . U. A. c.. • • U. of Utah. 29. Egbert, left end Ilalton. quarterback Kapplc. fullback Judd, right halfback German, left halfback Wllh three of last year's team back and many excellent freshmen, the outlook fora championship basketball team looked very promising for 101G. Assistant Coach Christensen worked hard during the entire football season; and after Thanksgiving when Coach Teetzcl took hold of the regulars, there was a strong squad of scrubs, from which two men were to be picked. At a very critical time when the league games began, a complete readjustment of the team had to be made. Two men were barred and one was in Jured. This upset the coaches' plans, but harder work developed a strong team. The men were consistent and reliable ami played aggressive and clean basketball. Lack of experience, however, showed out plainly against the unusual teams of the I', of tl. and B. Y. I . 1914-15 Basketball Team $3 Seniors—Inter-Class Champions The c’.ass basketball series of twelve games at the beginning of the season was very profitable, as well as interesting, since It enabled the coaches to get a line on the new men. By a narrow margin the Seniors won the series, the score of the decisive game with the Freshmen being 23 to 24. The contest was a bard rub from start to finish, each team having the lead at times. Luckily for the Seniors, however, they led by one point when the bell was sounded. Seniors. Freshmen. Gowers ILF.. Ha fen L.F. C. K.G. Taylor L.G. Greener Schedule played by the first team. February 6—At I ogan IT. A. (’.. 2G: 11. Y. ( . 38. February 12—At Salt I ake U. A. C.. 15; F of IT.. 24. February 13—At Provo U. A C . 21; H. Y. U.. 29. February 22—At Logan IT. A. ( . 28; 11. Y. C.. 24. February 26—At Ix gan .U. A. C.. 23; 11. Y. U.. 31. 1 A. C. 19; U of U.. 36. V 85 The opening of the 1914 track Henson saw the A. C. with several old stars and an unlimited supply of new men. The vacancies were easily tilled after the class meet, and a well-balanced team was soon rounded Into condition. The state meet was lost to Utah by one point; but Peterson in the 440-yard run. aid our relay team captured State records. This year the A. C. had its first chance to take part in the Colorado Conference meet, ami Manager Parry took Peterson. Aldous. Snow and Anderson to Denver, where they won eleven points against the foremost athletes in the Rocky mountains. Schedule: prll 25—At Salt Lake May 2—At Logan May 9—At Logan May 16—At Provo 22—At Denver V ► 3Tdr«VfecordT artor 1-r jOM tMdou- rUovj Hurdles. 8? When the 1914 baseball season opened, all of the Infield positions were taken by old players. This left room for additional pitchers and outfielders. who were to be picked from the many prospective new men. The season was very successful. Manager Haws arranged five practice games and by the time the league opened, the team was playing good consistent ball. Captain Kidman led his men through the season very effectively. winning seven games out of nine played. League schedule: May S—At Logan ......U. A. C.. 2; B. Y. U., 1. May 18—At Salt Lake......U. A. C.. 9: U. of U.. 2. May 19—At I’rovo .......IT. A. ( . 2; B. Y. U„ 3. May 23—At Logan ......„IL A. C. vs. U. of U., forfeited to U. A. C. 1914 Baseball Squad 90 p«n� )S ||� v g 5|6| 10 J Interest in minor sports is increasing rapidly at the A. C. Tennis for both sexes, during favorable weather, is exceptionally popular, the two cement courts being in use most of the time. Tournaments were held Inst year with the I', of I’, and B. Y. U.; ami this year the B. Y. C. will be added. In the gymnasium, wrestling, handball, boxing, swimming and gymnastics afford exercise for all students. A wrestling tournament was held with the B. Y. t . in .March and live men entered the A. A. I’, tournament at Salt Lake. Kgbert won State championship in the 14T� . pound weight; and Hatton. 115 pounds, won in boxing. In handball, fifty entries were made for the class tournament, which was won by Taylor of the Seniors. The indoor track is continually in use during stormy weather, keeping men in condition for the major sports. 1914 Tennis Team I 92 -tyrjderson 175 'b Jo 7e5 !5Blb I58.� b Gardner 135 lb 1 5 lb mw CLMiit rfvmmfy LIUlAN EVOCU Ryih IfliwattM jo cw� n IftUiWrt . HQfn nvt wturi f.l «A r. x� w«:a ,ua©:. «n� nun 96 ► � CLim nn� .KCR uumn WIGHT Olheuf. Fnf.RGOH UKAiMlb CAODIE COOK 97 3SWS Advanced Class in Wood Work L. J. CARLSON J. W. CONNKL A. FISHER W. C. CROOK V. J. BOND J. T. ANDERSON D. A. SWENSON MELVIN LUKE J. I!. PENDLETON A. J. HANSEN The main accomplishment of this class during the season was the making of furniture sent to the California fairs. Two tables, two desks, two settees and ten chairs—all made of flr—were sent to San Diego. A library table with six chairs, four easy chairs, two desks, and two settees—all made of oak ami upholstered with leather—were sent to San Francisco. Ag. Club A. J. TAYLOR, Chairman Membership Committee ROSS T. ROWE, Secretary and Treasurer A. ( CARRINGTON. Vice-President J. B. WALKER, President Geo. Gardner Stewart Horsley Will Evans W. II. llcnilrlcks 7 — .J. S. Robinson II. A. Christiansen Kimono Dalton Francis Corny Lew Mar I’rlrc It, s Roswell Myron Crandall L. I Judd s f,' I-eroy Crtrroll J. W. Murray l . S. Stir front 0, W. Jarvis John Kin ley Alina Wilson Roy Tanner Elinor Rouse A. E. Palmer R. V. Huffakor 1 W. M. Thackeray R. NVbeker A. Frew I . Chenchalnh S. Perry Irvin T Nelson A. L. Cook John Sharp It. Collett J. H. MuiiKhan A hint Espllii J. L. Jones ffY L Davidson J. P. Henson K. J. Klrkluim 11. Christensen 1 -A A Lowry Nelson It. l.ltillcn Andrew Anderson E. Edlofsen Win. Starley It. Birch W. S. Murdock L. Tuft L G. Nut tall O. Ellsworth A -x W. R. McAllister C. Smith J Salisbury E. Lorentzen R. Tanner F. Lee Leroy Mall Goo. Wller Irving Jenson R. Wilson v i k iY v T] � |_T 1 I yMA v(-Ns _ ' . —1 90 LCL J-' — CftMOOM r C 5TCHt« OOuTRt ’ PttCE mason • STODDARD • • tUSWOBTK TttORPC T« me-WUHO S£RG ALwe-n LEE WAfl O VoSttSS! -: CARiTon • V N «Roen C OUHFORO � u P M 100 t t 1 PALMCR JOHNSON H OWtU C PEY etHRNSOri w.A.( b(«soft OoiNritv BAnaeR «a RC KARO H ftrth G.OVMYORO OOBUU HALE • ALEXANDER ALLtmAn C.OWLE.V RITER u, rAONSOn e.L� Srt«6.LL KtlHRiCM fc A RL CHARTER MEMBERS HORTENSE HANSEN LOUISE OGDEN SARA HUNTSMAN Director STEWART HORSLEY MORRELL POWELL Manager GLENNA BALLA NT YNE Vice-President N. A. PEDERSON Honorary Member MAE EDWARDS LOWRY NELSON Secretary-Treasurer President Newly-elected Members—W. E. Carroll (honorary member). Luella Fogg. Lola Johnson. De Lore Nichols. N. D. Thatcher. Leora Thatcher. Ruby Woolf. Club organized in May. 1914. at the suggestion of Professor N. A. Pederson and Miss Sara Huntsman of the Department of English. Purpose: To stimulate and develop higher ideals for the drama in both College and community life. Membership: Candidates must have taken part In at least one College play and have shown marked histrionic ability. Performances. 1914-1915: Public performance. October, 1914, of The Romancers.” by Edmund Rostand, on the A. C. campus—first open-air play ever produced at A. C. Private performance, March. 1915, of the Workhouse Ward.” by Lady Gregory. Periwig Club 102 OFFICERS S. It. BOSWELL. President FLORENCE DINSMORE. Vice-President ALTA CALVERT. Secretary-Treasurer MEMBERS W. C. Brighton Orval Ellsworth Caddie Cook Chester Cook Mabel Sjmnde Harold Hagan LeRoy A. Wilson Alta Calvert J. II. Pendleton Charles Sorenson Dr. E. G. Titus Bert Richards LeRoy Hlllam Lon Barrett Reuben Jonson Eugene Stewart Jas. A. Miner Dresden Crngun Lloyd Nelson S. K. Daniels Olif Nelson Luvinlu Mauglmn Lawrence Harmon Clyde Stratford Edlef Edlefsen E. A. McDaniel Camera Club in?. CARROLL J. B. BEARNSON HAROLD PETERSON WM. J. STARLEY S. J. QUINNEY GEORGE I). CASTO WILFORD HEYREND J. HOWARD MAFGHAN J. B. WALKER (absent I ARTICLE II OK CONSTITUTION The object of tIlls society shall be to promote interest in debating among the students of the Agricultural College of Utah. ARTICLE HI. Every student, who has been chosen to represent the Utah Agrl cultural College In an Intercollegiate debate, shall be eligible to mem hership In this society. 104 “A” Club Back row (from left lo right)—Packard. Griffin. Brossard. Odell. Peterson. Middle row—Tanner. Horton. Madsen. Kapple. Johnson Owens. Front row—Egbert. Doutre, Vorhees, Aldous. Jones, Anderson. 1 Do IOC 107 XM Benedicts Hack row (loft to right)—C. L. Dunfortl. A. O. Larson. J. W. Thornton. O. V. Jarvis. J. I . Benson. A. H. Fisher. George Holmstead. Middle row—E. II. Fairbanks. 1). A. Swenson, G. H. Soderburg, William Doutre. Alma Esplin, II. D. Clark. J. H. Pendleton. Front row—Clark Allred; Lorln Oldroyd. E. J. Passey. George D. Casto. Melvin Luke. 10S Benedicts’ Wives Hack row (left to right)—Mrs. Pendleton, Mrs. Lottie H. Kunz Mrs. t'asto, Mrs. Passey, Mrs. Allred, Mrs. Oldroyd. Middle row—Mrs. Soderburg, Mrs. Holmstead. Mrs. Esplin, Mrs Henson, Mrs. Clark. Front row—Mrs. Larson, Mrs. Dunford. Mrs. Fairbanks, Mrs Swenson. Mrs. Doutre. Junior Benedicts • r s—Afl I 11 vn 109 Cosmos Club A. 1.. Wilson M. F. Cowley, President I) AV. Smith S. J .Qulnney, Secretary Uebcr Meeks J. Howard Muughan I. T. Nelson Wllford Heyrend A. C. Curringlon I). Cliencltaiah J. 13. Bearnson O. I). Casio W. J. Starley Lowry Nelson, Vice-President HONORARY M KMIlKItS George 13. Hendricks Kugene Santschf, Jr. F. 1). Dailies F. It. Arnold W. K. Brooke N. A. Pederson W. K. Carroll ARTICLE II OF CONSTITUTION The purpose of this organisation shall be the co-operative study of contemporaneous problems. XV 111 110 L Ill 4. .V Kstablishoil 1904 112 113 (established 1905 Clarence Aldous 115 Established 11� 07 116 117 fit Sorosis Established 1S97 Colors: Orange and Black Claire Cardon Edith Hnyball Ruby Woolf Beth Hyde Evelyn Cook Ruth Johnson Lavon Bennion Anna Mohr Buella Fogg Kathleen Bagle Blythe Crawford Erma Allen Ethel Woolley Ella Stewart Pearl Sevy Mrs. A. C. Carrington Irene Mldglcy Hazel Reid Mae Edwards Della Morrell El In Jon son Edith Peterson Jessie Eccles Armenia Maughan Anette Goodwin Veda Cooper Ruby Parsons 121 Marian Smith 122 Y- K « « mean. STAFF Odell Morrell Thomas Hatch Santschi IkFHl 127 COMPANY A Fred W. Thomas S. M. Budge.... Donald Maync ...........Captain ....First Lieutenant Sceond Lieutenant liupection Arm 12$ COMPANY B Joseph E. Otte... B. V. Hendricks Harold Peterson Second Lieutenant Captain First Lieutenant i P a. • Tpq f r j 130 131 Commissioned Officers Lieutenant Santschl. Odell, Otte, Match, Morrell, Thomas Hendricks. Halo. Budge. Sampson. Alexander Peterson, Mayne. Anderson. Woodhouse. Ultcr. McCulloch Noncommissioned Officers Battalion Sergeant-Major—L. B. Hatch. Battalion Quartermaster Sergeant—E. C. Lorentzen Color Sergeant—R. H. Maugham Trumpeter Sergeant—G. Clawson. FIRST SERGEANTS J. A. Blickensderfer A. Lindquist George Barber SERGEANTS F. Beagley 1). Nichols G. W. Thain L. E. Crookston L R. Riter L. Seeley Reuben Jotison A. C. Hatch Mark Earl R. Hanson R. A. Smith O. Wahlen CORPORALS J. ( Knudson B. A. Meek I. Sharp F. L. Whitear E. A. BJorkman 1). A. Freedman B. Tanner I . M. Budge O. W. Nisson C. F. Richards C. H. Cook L. Hafeti D. C. Merrill V. Lindblad 132 m3 W ? at Will C 'forward U5� 7 ” rflv Sk r m� $X V •■ !'y . .... ± 0 ? t7 f'Oercfy tfar? 500 yds ” I— 1M 134 COLLEGE YEAR “A” Day. May 16. 1914.—From the tarring of the posts that were to go into the ground, and the involuntary appearance of Dick Burton on the scene in pajamas, to the final completion of the high hoard fence around Adam's Field . A” Day was a great success. May Festival.—A large full moon, assisted by electricity. Introduced the large, eager audience on the lawn, to a number of the latest tangoes and other fancy steps executed most gracefully by the Damon Turnaround girls. The orchestral music almost stolen away at times by the zephyrs, the braiding of the May pole, and the crowning of the May Queen, were so romantic that they only agitated certain cases of spring fever. State Track Meet.—Sensational! Spectacular! Dramatic! I'tah's strategy (?) wins her the meet by one point. ‘ Pete's new state record: al.04. Our relay team's new state record: 1:31 3-5. May 21.—Our Rocky Mountain Con ference team: Anderson. Snow, Al dous, Peterson leave for Denver. May 26.—T4 Buzzer appears quietly and unceremoniously among a throng of curious, anxious students. • . : 135 October 1.—Drs. Harris anil Ball take their annual pleasure trip to Canada. The Chime .—The classes of '14 and 15 contract for the Installation of a set of chimes In the tower of the main building. October 2.—The freshmen in a moment of precocious innocence, organize. The sophs get wind of the freshle intentions and also organize with a membership of 4. COMMENCEMENT PROGRAM. June 7.—Baccalaureate Sermon, The Privileges of a Birthright.' —B. II. Roberts. October 9.—Regulars defeat the All-stars in the first hard scrimmage of the year. June 8.—Senior Day. Formal fare well to buildings and campus. June 9.—Graduation Address. Sym holism—The Larger Issues of Life. by Willard S. I.angton. Summer School.—Best ever! Cool delightful weather, intimate association of students and careful supervision of work, characterized the Summer School of 1914. The Chimes arrive and are installed. The feverish anticipation Of l.egan Inhabitants is spent like a snowball in midsummer. October 13—Professor Pedersen talks in chapel on the Skeleton of Nietzsche. October 15—First football rally for the approaching game with Bozeman. Thetas volunteer as Bed Cross nurses to care for the Injured. Dave Jones gets hurt immediately. September 22.—The fresh and make their initial calls on Thomas. 1 i 136 October 16 -Adam's field proves to be no Garden of Eden for the Aggies. Bozeman held a tru(a)mp hand. October 18 I)r. Thomas in a ruffled mood—112 students Bluffed” drill the day before. October 21—The football team with Coach Teetzel and Manager Woolley off for Spokane. October 23—Freshmen object to Wearin of the Green. The Sophs take a sneak. In some way Winder obtains the managership of the Buzzer. October 24—Gonzaga hung one on us. Score. 67-0. Juniors hold their first get-acquainted party, at which some of them meet each other. October 26 About 100 Freshmen the same thing. 27—Professor Arnold October chapel gives a rapid-fire talk on The War. Granny back.” Remember? Somebody assigned chapel seats A theoretical case. ____off m £ •v.-rw-ri • - 137 October 28—Enrollment in Chern. 2 begins to dwindle. October 29—Inter-class football excitement comes along in here for a few lays. Professor Thatcher fathoms the perplexing mystery. The chimes have not been playing “Yankee Doodle, but “Abide With Me. October 30—We are forced to recognize the score. Seniors, 14; Juniors. 0. October 31—Team is defeated in Missoula. The following from the Daily Missoni ian: Although outplayed on the Montana field yesterday, the Utah Aggies won the respect of every Bruin supporter for the fight they made in the face of overwhelming odds. November 1—Two weeks away from home and the use of crutches, canes, and carriages are necessary to enable the team to navigate. Good limbs they had not, but good spirits a plenty! November 7—Aggies vs. Montana A. C. Ag. Club stars in cheer practice, discordantly supported by the Dutch 1 4 138 Hand. Jack Sharp resuscitated by the A. C. Tonic. “No School Today. Periwig club presents the Romancers” in N'ibley hall to the faculty. Six members present. November 9—Alton Packard, noted contortionist. first number on Lyceum Course—-tor is it Museum course. Dr. Thomas?) It was picturesque. November 16 Annunl Ag. Club ball. Booths of cornstalks and pumpkins, a farm cabin, implements and animals help to create a rural air of freedom and Jollity. November 10 Freshmen defeat Seniors. 20 0. and win class series. November 17 I)r. Thomas was amused to announce that the city demanded a day’s work from the students to repair the parks the shirt-tail parade had ruined. November 11—Periwig club pre sents Romancers to groundlings. November 13—Greatest Shirt-tail parade in history is flashed on the Logan citizens. Grand parade—bonfire! — Stirring speeches! — Running down pikers!?)! Merciless ducking! MILESTONES TRYOUTS November 18 Notoriety list posted on chapel door. November 14 Colorado Aggies vs. Utah Aggies. 41-7. We couldn’t help it; they carried scores” on their backs. November 19—Lieutenant Santschl. the new commandment. arrives outer China, ’crost the Bay. HE FOLLOWING STUDENTS CALL ON ATTENDANCE A SCHOLARSHIP COML5ITTSB Thie i« OUR list, stud eat a narking thcuo names will bo uevoroly punished 139 November 20— Housing. rooting rally for Thanksgiving game. Faculty yell-squad— “And their big manly voices Turning again towards childish treble. Pipe and whistle in their sounds.” December 1—Mr. Brooke harvests his moustache. December 2—S. S. McClure is shipped to Logan to tell his story of undaunted perseverance in his quest for a wife, and incidentally in The Making of a Magazine. November 22—Thanksgiving program. Rev. P. A. Simpkin delivers address. December 5—Sorosls at a matinee, feed the multitudes pie. Novemtcr 25—Babel of tongues. The approaching game commented on in seven different dialects. Xo one mistakes the tune on the chimes, Xo School Today. Jack Sharp forgets himself and calls on the angels to give the college yell. December 7—Commercial Club ball. How do you do, Frapee. December 18—Interfraternity me- November 26 Hordes Hock to Zion. To the train at S a. m„ On the train all of 'em. Off the train to the street called Main. Kenyon Hotel, where we give a yell— On the Held where we light like— Lose to the red coats. Son-of-a-gun! Ryder leads tin- triumphal entry on the donkey. January 4— Kz. Ames chaperones train hearing students from Salt Luke. January 8 Buzzer Day. Professor Pederson tells how his children win him a place in the Buzzer. Professor Arnold fires a fusillade of suggestions to novices. j I 140 141 January 25— Milestones' students. the February 12—U. of tl.-U. A. t . 26 15. the February 13— H. Y. U.-C. A. C.,24-19. January 26— Milestones' Roundup. February 17-18 -Dramatic Club in Frost on and Brigham. January 27—‘'Milestones' townspeople. Final exams. February 19—Georgo D. Casio wins Hendricks medal. A Son of Utah. January 28—Still Anal exams. January 30—Examinations close. Juniors hold forth In aprons and over alls. February 20 — Triangular debate. Aggies win corner from U. of U„ but lose to B. Y. U. February 6—B. Y. C.-U. A. C., 36-2S. Gloom! February 22—Aggies surprise B. Y. Score, 28-24. Glee! February 9—Dr. J. M. Tanner The War. MILITARY BALL. The tumult and the shouting tiled, The captains and the kings departed. And another. Hie most briliant. military ball pased into memory. Captain Otte disobeys orders and wears side arms to the ball. February 10 Camera Club organized. S. R. Roswell, president. February 11—Constitution is to be amended. 142 r ! February 23—News of the death of Professor Willard S. Langton received. February 26—The B. Y. 1’. heats us. but we enjoy the game. Ebenezer introduces the latest song hit. “It's Not tlie First Time,” and it wasn't. Constitution is to he discussed. March 3—Cosmos Club is organized. March 5—Juniors issue Student J Life. ‘•Subscribe for the Buzzer!” “Come to the Prom.! March 6—Constitution disgusted.” March 8—First good spring day. Ollf sends for seed catalogues. March 9—Cowley wins gold medal offered by Sons of American Revolution. Subject: “Patriotism—Instinctive and Intelligent. March 10—Cadets assemble for the third and final time for the A picture. March 13—Theta ball. Can you smell the Japanese cherry blossoms and hear the tinkling of the Japanese chimes? March 15—Folk dances, original compositions executed by students, the Ballet” and Terpsichore herself were Jealous. March 16—Joe Quinncy starts to drill. I)r. Thomas smiles. Exasper-anto talk in chapel made him forget. March 19— Prexy Woodrow. some auctioneer! Breaks all records for sale of Prom, booths. U. of Idaho defeats ’Cause for action. us in debate. March 20—Senior Circus—The La-rut ucirga Kgelloc circus, composed of real live animals, represented by Doc. Harris's dog Caesar. famous museum herd. gold- dusk'' twins, loud (both in looks and noise� circus band and clowns, in short a branch of the Warn 'em and Wailing Brothers come to town. IS 143 March 30—Chapel Keats assigned. A practical case. March 25—Ollf receives seed catalogue from C ('. Morse and Co. Notified that others will arrive soon April First March 26 Sororities receive honor of the Prom. April 2-7 -Spring vacation March 27 So do the fraternities. April 8—Still spring vacation. Buzzer editor disappears. March 29—Junior l’rom. White pillars festooned with ivy fresh from the hills, a pergola twined with vines and popples, hanging baskets tilled April 9—Nominations for Student Body officers. April 10—Olif receives the remainder of his catalogues, subscriptions are in for the Buzzer, the constitution is still holding tire, and trie war Is still raging, but we must not tell you more. with moss, myrtle and smilax. booths with easy chairs and odorous flowers —one with a flowing fountain—frupee fit for a Roman diety. delighted the Jolly, genial dancers and made the 1915 Prom, memorable. i 144 HOMEY COMB t True wit was never made to cut The heart strings; but To sweeten human sorrow. Just As honey sweets a poor man’s crust.’ Laugh and we will laugh with you. Laugh and you laugh alone; The first when the Joke is ours. The last when the Joke is your own. When you’re feelln' grouchy Let the sunshine in; When yer face gets feelin' hard. Crack It with a grin; Don’t be Traid o’ wrinkles, Tear loose with yer mirth. An old face, laughter-wrinkled. Is the sweetest thing on earth.' 145 V y did you sfyow 1 for drill D TVjoma (Sever • • Smiles Senior Court irr Tears, idle Tear CifC.u biHs n?u$r not be -UancJ l ady- conjplai CfyasTisir 3ir]oker « Jokes don't ludge 116 it The rosy liKlit of morning had lighted up the cobwebs in ilie old tower, as I lolled up College Hill. On reaching the summit, striking me full in the eyes, was a long low building, closely guarded by a squad of cadets whose bayonets blistered in the sunshine. Their faces showed a miserable dogged determination. I noticed that the building, on all sides was surrounded by tiny cages. I took one step forward—then stopped—a cold, clammy, nauseating feeling seized me. Was It true that such a sight was disfiguring our college campus? I shuddered! It was only too true. In the rear and mounting almost as high as the building itself, was a huge heap of charred bones. Curiosity, having knocked out the shakiness In my knees. 1 approached. and. after assuring the captain of the guard I was not a humane officer. I was allowed to come closer. The cages contained cats, dogs, monkeys, guinea pigs. etc. Wondering]) I demanded an explanation. He hesitated—but after cautiously assuring himself that no other ears than those of the wall were near us. he thus unburdened his weary soul: This is the Girls' Practice House. These are their victims. Bach recipe is tested out on these poor brutes. As many as fifty are killed a day.” But why do you, who call yourselves men, shelter this atrocious outrage?” I cried, hot with indignation. The captain heaved a sigh, unsurpassingly pitiful. It is self preservation. They started practicing on us and there is no humane society to protect man. Dogs or men?—that is the question. By supplying the gentle sex with dumb animals and warding off the humane officers, we simply save ourselves. There was n catch in his voice as he added: There’s not a day that passes but I go down on my knees and admit 1 owe my very life to Lieutenant Santschi. The only practical course given at the college is drill. He kicked a stray bone over into the pile. Shall I show you through the building? But 1 declined with thanks. We live and learn! 147 Behold the Freshman on the top of the world. As he conies from high school, diploma unfurled: He is trained in science, as well as in art. In truth, he knows all things right off by heart He believes in religion and loves all mankind. He has bags full of gold already in mind; His wedding is planned, and will solemnized he When he gets from college, a bachelor's degree With wings wide outspread, he enters his classes To rise far above the struggling masses; The professors, at once, safely bind him with tethers. And calmly proceed to pluck out his feathers. They next bump him through a grading machine, Without the least care to put padding between; Then, with a most vicious intent to kill. They put him through chapel and military drill. All cruel injustice is forgotten betimes. As his soul responds to the call of the chimes; With automatic exactness the Profs, still grind Erroneous theories from his giddy young mind. The Descent of Man first causes much bother When his lineage is traced to his monkey father His pride of race and parentage, too, Vanishes away as the morning dew. 'The Origin of Species.” by the noted Darwin Puts his old religion to shame and chagrin; The Biblical story of Adam and Eve No intelligent person pretends to believe. Religion and science stand in revolution. As he studies Spencer's Evolution ; God shields him no more from sword and lance, All things are ruled by the laws of chance. The dreams of the night are psychological things And not the rustle of angels’ wings; Of heaven above, he once did know. Now astronomy proves that it may be below. Wlmt once seemed fact is fabrication. Survival of the Fittest is “Eternal Salvation.” Discouraged and weary from this spiritual strife He turns his attention to the temporal life. History teaches, even at Its best. Civilization has never yet stood the test; Whenever it reaches the height of noonday It straight way crumbles, fast, to decay. 148 —- -I 7 The study of Social Science proclaims That mankind is fettered by society’s chains; Though a man may not wish to be a hodcarrler. He cannot cross over the “Social barrier. He sadly breaks his promise to marry. On account of the traits that the chromatin carry By Mendelian crosses there can he no doubt Color-blindness and epilepsy segregate out. His experience in farming is laughed to scorn, He must change his methods of raising corn; Potato planting, lie learns very soon Has no connection with the dark of the moon. He once could write poetry of no mean sort. And delivered speeches in the county court; More might be told if it were discreet,— College English soon squelches this vain conceit. He struggles awhile like Demosthenes And pitches ins voice in impossible keys; His grammar is faulty and lacks precision— To speak no more is his wise decision. The calorilic value of all that he eats. And the nitrogen content of bread and meats— To calculate takes day and night. Until he quite loses his appetite. His Jug of milk Is full of germs. Millions of forms that look like worms. Every foodstuff produced upon the globe Is thickly infested with the harmful microbe. All foolish ornament for the soul's gratification Must yield its importance to sanitation; Curtains and draperies, by the wind’s rushing gust. Dislodge mighty volumes of tubercular dust. His once hallowed home offends all true art. His clothes are not a harmonious part; He leaves his dwelling and travels for miles And discards his clothes for natural styles. Behold! the Senior on the top of the tree. As lie comes from college with Bachelor's degree; There is Room at the Top, is the proverb old. But the footing’s unsteady and the air is cold. “Before and after. lie must now confess. That in the “after he knows very much less; Though bereft of much at his graduation. He has left one mighty consolation. He is much higher up than when in the Before, And achieves in the after his first final score: Though lie sways on the limb as the dizzy winds blow. He can say to himself, “I know that 1 know. 149 Toeing the T AF- JOKE h(AUU� ll= LOUD SOOt UftVt voo go fo ciwsw ► Our Chimes? Oh, No! Backward, turn backward. 0 time in your flight. King the old bell again Just for tonight; Let it come back from the echoless shore. To cheer my cold heart as it cheered it of yore; And smooth from my forehead the furrows put there By new-fangled sounds that now float thru the air. Over my slumbers let its vigil keep. And awaken me gently should 1 over-sleep. Backward, turn backward. O tide of the times. I am so weary of noise of these chimes— Noise that aspires to be music in vain— Take them ami give me the old bell again! I have grown weary of rag time and hymns Coming to greet me as each day begins. As slumber’s soft calms o'er my heavy lids creep— Let the old bell again, ring me to sleep. 1R1 152 ♦ College Directory What Everyone Should Know. (Compll(Ml under the Poor Fool and Drone Act, May. 1915.) Fussing Sweet nothings whispered in an idle moment for the prime purpose of getting something good in exchange for bluff. Fussing makes the girl feel like she had the world coming her way and it makes the fellow feel like he is the world. (Question for Physic class Why does hot air rise about a fountain? ) Queening—This always brings to mind that beautiful pathetic little poem beginning something like this: Her arms—her arms - Well, you all know how it goes. But it is really impossible to explain the mysterious art of queening. Appreciation comes only through experience. Free demonstrations, any May morning, on the sweet sunny slope of the hill. Cases are the natural result of co-education and the mocking morsel that lures many a fair damsel into the hidden ways of learning (physics and chem. labs.) It is a disease most universal, working its most deadly ravages in the spring. Cases are of two species-— past and present. Only the latter is dangerous and even in the most extreme cases the friends of the victim may be cheered with the thought that, at any moment, the present case may become a thing of the past. It is extremely contagious and self-cure is the only remedy. Interference only aggravates the disease and the only way the poor outraged friends can serve is “To sit and wait.” (In another room however.) Dates—The natural unearned increment that accrues front fussing. Chapel—A small space where big men talk a long time. Drill—A wonderful institution that makes heroes out of common men. Senior Programs—Things dreamed of. not felt, things hoped for. not seen. Junior Programs-The last straw!!! A May Walk—The sleepiest, sunniest, silliest sweetly soothing and sentimental sensation sensed by the senses. Chimes- Senior (bank) notes. Excuse for all Senior graft. Green Carpet—Where “Little Woodrow” apologizes for Junior sins. Choir—Place where those who don’t want to take drill take refuge. 15.1 BENEDICTS ouu PLtDUE PIN At college. If you have lived rightly, you have found, enough learning to make you humble, enough friendship to make your hearts large and warm, enough culture to teach you the refinement of simplicity. enough wisdom to keep you sweet in poverty and temperate in wealth.”—Dean Briggs. + Some of the girls were crunching candy In English. 1'rofessor Ogburn casually remarked. 1 hear you are enjoying your candy. (4 Oty'ttjal' lv o5 vjlj '- 1 wouM be- ■ P et7 would I be • • vj ?er« 1 am not '. • 3? uT 1 am 1 mu it b« , . wtpr I wovU bel e-nno-t. II M} 1 ’v. . x r V yJU vwarr MBMM bh«� lo -K THE TAINTED PAPERS IN FOUR REELS. ° Corr£,%fcn- ®T tncc. I Rc� .l I. P ot v-woKcCovra.ctin«i tor . pon AnccPo.parj «Wd TA«T«rrib C AJ«� Q 5 � � £7 Rca.1 4, ur VfcVo TaVa tK 0 .t� v ot OUiC«. Pat secL Bm National Bocc f of 5MELL0R5HIP biggie Agitator Published Weakly by ihe Impudent of the Utah AjJrcgntionnl (.ollege VOLUME I LOGAN, UTAH. FRIDAY. MAY 21. 1915 NUMBER I Militarism Crushes Music Next Year's � alor Bnrel Escape tlic t'lulehliiK t'tillM of the 'lulled Octopus. TIip monarch lit I rule of militarism Ik each year enlarging Its already super-•xvollcn list of victim . The campus is becoming: overridden with martial law. The spirit of war. of 1:1a -onetl trumpets and resounding arms. Is crushing the pastorlal spirit of peace. The poor mualcnns of ©ur college are no Ioniser permitted to pour forth their melodious strains of blissful Imrmony. but. like the captivated songsters of the woods, are compelled to pine away In silence, and grunt and sweat under the weary load of the cannon. They are forced to rclln-i (UI all their hopes ot achievement, their talents must ko undeveloped un-honoreil and unsung. The chimes will now ring nlono. no lousier accompanied by the tuneful strains from the bund room. The cadets shall have no music to cheer their challnil souls, ami liuoy up their leaden spirits—no tune hut the rythm of trampluK feet mid the sounds of harsh commands. No Ionncr shall the strains of sacred Bonn pour forth from our chapel rostrum. It Is rumored the birds must desert the 'tunpus. Art. music, ami beauty must how before th ‘ enthroned nod of war. And now must the cap «nd gown he replaced by the uniform of blue? No! Flight on O worthy seniors! Remember that you stand ITpon a blither terrace Than the choir or the hand Forbid the bane of uniforms To spoil your one year’s peace. Three years of Service Is enough To warrant your release. HOW TO IM� IT. In view of the fact that Ihe Buxzcr staff of 1915 could have avoided In -numerable errors and follies had the experiences of previous Buzzer staffs been (Cont. on pane 2.) Sin Strikes At Heart Of Institution Sensation paused by I’nl-verslly probe has been dwarfed Into Insliiultleance by the most atrocious outrage of modern times! French III has become a school of crime. The Innocent sons and daughters of our great institution are being dally drawn from the paths of rectitude Into the toils of luhiiiity. In n cunning and Ingenious manner. Professor Arnold has been forwarding the shadow of crime, over-I spreading not only our urban community hut the world at large. Each morning with fiendish glee, he draws from some place of concealment about his person, n deck ! of cards: each day his pupils grow more fascinated , with the games of shame, i and each evening his Satanic majesty gloats over the ruin caused by Ills master understudy. Rally to the assistance of the white flag. O students! Succor our ellug-(ing vines! Let not the (Cont. on page 2.) Senior And Police Atrocities Seniors Moup to I iidlgnl-fied Position. Poller llrilird. Right beneath the glaring light of Main street. In the most frequented section of the city, on the evening of March 19. wan consummated one of the most hraxen. impudent, daring. dazzling ruditles ever perpetrated on the Ig'gan public. Masked men with guns Were permitted to stand on the street and shoot promiscuously and unscrupulously Into the ter-rllled groups of pedestrian who happened to be abroad at that time.—all this without any Interference on tin-part of the police. That the seniors should stoop t- the level of the street gangnmn. disturb the peace of law-abiding citizens, and remove, with bribes, all police protection from those citizens, to further their schemes of mercenary graft, is. to put it mildly, a shock to their Innocent and unsuspecting friends. Not even an attempt to nr-(t’ont. on Page I.) Juniors Defy Faculty • herllirou of Institution Threatened. I� r. Thomas llrllvcrs I Itlmatoni. March 2Mh. Consternation reigned supreme yesterday wlior the Junior class deliberately deiled the faculty, and with positively no legltl unite excuse, refused to attend classes. This shameless. senseless. Insolence on the part of a class that li is been the backbone of the Institution has caused a lltrlll of horror and disgust. It Is only too evl dent that the Juniors were badly In peed of a holiday, to so far forget themselves, j as to he guilty of such a monstrosity. Perhaps they fancied they were giving a senior circus. Realizing too late what they had done they tried to exusc their unpardonable audacity on the ground, flint R was absolutely necessary in order to make their Proin. a success. The llimslness of this excuse Is 1 facetious. ir.7 2 AGGIE AGITATOR HOW TO no IT. Cont. from Pugr 1.) I. ft behind, they consider | It their duty to Impart to thoxc who shall follow In this great and mighty I work. the fundamental | points to he observed in the making of a Buzzer. | As a result of their trials and tribulations they unit-gest the following: First, don't wait until you enter college. Start to collect material one and n half years before you become a freshman. Organise a staff In your freshman year, giving all members a place on the staff, thus avoiding numerous petty Jealousies. Then select u committee «� f, seven and go to work Second. Talk about the j Buzzer during your freshman, sophomore, and Junior years, and then, maybe. If you try hard enough, you will be able to get starte I by the Christmas before the Buzzer Is to appear. Third. Start You'll have to do It sooner or later so why not now? Fourth. The Staff should equip Itself with the following : 1. Klghty-onc reams of paper. 2. Six bottles of Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup for mad. enraged editors. It. Kighteen bottles of Ink. I. One gross blue pencils. 5. $ii.5n (Sraemuttre. (Accent on the mattre.) «. Fifteen 8-gage shotguns. 7. Fifteen Colts revolvers. X. Fifteen pairs brass knuckles. ! . Thirty or foity model 1898 army rifles. in. One waste paper basket. II. Five gallons I.ePages glue to stiek staff to the Joh. 12. Fifty-four receipt honks. 13. One room under tlist cos In the extreme south end of the basement of the south wing of the rnalr. building 14. Plenty of dry gooc boxes for office furniture. We should like Jo suggest that each member of Ihe staff bff given at Itntl one of the above mentioned weapons with which to ex-ae| material, subscript'on , ads., etc. fr« m unwilling parties. If the above equipment Is furnished, perhaps the staff can do about 28 � er cent of the work required. Fifth, Never call on Jack Coburn for a subscription. Time Is money. Sixth. The management f the Butter should be business men with substantial financial backing to see the book through. Seventh. Take no notice of criticism, especially If It comes from the faculty or art department With these fundamental points, grouped ubotH by l� lt. THOM rntl F.N TO UK MITir NKA.H- t ltlCS OKI.I Kit I l.TIM ATI M March tlllh. The situation became critical today when Dr. Thomas delivered this ultimatum to the Juniors. “Unless a written apology |s In this office within twenty-four hours, the entire Junior class will he asked to discontinue school, With all dignity to themselves and the school the faculty cannot pass up this gross Insult. Itcalix-Ing the importance of their presence at the college, flu-juniors have taken an unfair advantage. |tut we hope the good sense and loyalty for which the Juniors have always been famous. will stand us In tills crisis, and tide over the storm that threatens l wipe our college from the ! map. .It XMilts (inoil MKX mK swks i titition April 1st. The college was thrown i Into a sc i of wild rejole- ! Ing today when the announcement was made tha' the Juniors hud apologized, and that their cheerful faces would tie seen around the campus for at least a few more weeks. The apology follows To the A C. faculty. Honorable . and august body: We. flu- members of the Junior class do hereby humbly apologize for th | atrocious act of March 27th. and we do hereby solemnly swear henceforth to be good not real good, j but Just good enough so said honorable and august : body will not be forced to band us our dismissal cards. JUNIOR Cl. A SR Signed and sealed (Ills first day of April. In tin-year of our Lord, nineteen hundred and fifteen In the presence of LITTLK WOODROW. MX vr It IK KM vr HKAKT OF IXMTITI TIOX (Cont. from Page 1.) malevolent Influences of stuff, poker and twenty- | one, deprave tlu- minds of our youth! All depend on quick action. Secure Fussy's marked pasteboards at all costs! Signed. UNHAPPY VICTIM. fitting details. an Ideal Buzzer can be made. If our suggestions are taken, we shall n t have lived, worked, and died In vain, for our services to humanity. particularly that part which Is called unon to make a Buzzer, will know no bounds. DO YOU BELONG TO A SORORITY? If not, now Is the time to Join. We have the prettiest, most polished, popular and petite girls in town. The excellent food offered at our table should also be an Inducement to the normal girl. We guarantee Saturday, Sunday and Monday night dates to all members. Our house rules do not regulate or ro strict. Write for our illustrated booklet allowing the noble lineage from which we sprung. SOROSIS SORORITY Affiliated with the Sick Alf Home for Bor KiltMT AX XI l. KIN VX( t l. ItKPOKT OF TIIK I . . r. tit . .kb ro. For the benefit of citizens bolding stock In the I . A. . Buzzer ’•� ., who tire naturally vitally concerned ns to the finance- of the company we puhlUh the following report Financial report of the U A. t'. Buzzer Co., a corporation doing liuslnes (sometimes) |p and around l oguii. which Is in Utah. Income and � «•! From sale of 3.000 Buzzers .8 7..’ 0 i.oii From Carnegie endowment fund for poor and needy year-books . . 10U.000.00 From U. A. Just to help out . ........ 10.000.00 From fraternities. sororities, clubs. organ l-xatloriM etc., for space .... 800.00 From seniors for space.......... 000.000.02 From advertising 12.30 From rent of Buzzer office during summer months... 720.2a From Joe Qntn-ney for running his picture fourteen (Cont. on page 3.) JOIN NOW! JOIN NOW! .loin before if is too ate! Now is tlte best time to join the Thetas if you wish to take advantage of the excellent opportunities offered. If you are thinking of joining a Sorority, take notice of some of the inducements offered l� y us: We have the finest hummock, front porch and cozy corners in Logan for spring queening. .Management Lillian Klder. noted for her ability to manage. SIGMA THETA PHI Staunch and Serviceable 15$ AGGIE AGITATOR 3 AGGIE AGITATOR Published weakly by ihc tludcnu of the Utah Aircfutional College. Interred at dead matter in the cemetery at Lotfan. Utah. College discovery it made on the minut lirtt lloor ol the main building. Board of Impudent ED. I. TORE MAN. A. GERE LOW CALLS SCAN. DALE ■ Volume I Number I Friday 21. 1915 Editorials Von will note In thin ls-� ue jiii Innovation In th«-mutter of form. In«te:id « f the usual four column page, we are printing thin sheet In the three column form. We submit It to you for your sanction or disapproval. Sensing: the n - sponsihllltv of publishing mutter that's tit for the grave, we arc extremely scrupulous ttint we get It before you In the most fascinating manner, If you have any suggestions to make. Just drop them In the garbage can and the Junk hauler will deposit them In their proper place of refuse. Editor's Note Hue to Jt change made by the printers. wo are running this Issue In four columns Instead of three, as w.n expected. Cache Valley Invaded I. . • LndrlN Kent lire In f a in pa lg n, Crossing of I.mean It l er Kn� t of Pro Itlence-l.ognti llrldge Srlinl mill Held. This morning. April Si, Major Hatch received reliable Information which Indicated that a hostile force had encamped last night In Wellsvllle. and that the Bivlsion. of which the cadets formed n part, had encamped on Cemetery Ridge. Accompanying the Information were orders to the effect that the battalion should clear the campus at 9 a. ni.. and seize and hold all crossing of the Great Logan River east of the Provldence-E g a n bridge. The orders were executed with exceeding great expedition and sufficiency, followed by the band The march order was under the command of Major Hatch (I mean Lieut. Sun-(Cont. on Page 4.) KIN M I I. KKt'OItT or lit . .kb (ConL from page 2.) times In the T5 Buzzer .... 157.40 Total Income .. 105.890.03 Fund from profits of preceding Buzzers 2,237.00 Business and good will of customers . . . 2.47 Buildings and real estate.... 2.15 Seven quarts of Bpxelder bugs 7.9 • Total Income ami assets. ... 111,129.55 Exprn d Iturrs and 1 .III liill t Irs. To Mr. Clarence Ablous. manager of College Printing Co., for printing the Buzzer 7.9 1 To the lxigan Hide and Junk Co.. for Hirer sheep skins for binding the Buzzer 3.37 To the U. A. C. blacksmith shop for making etchings and half-tones for the Buzzer 11.50 To Miss Sara Huntsman for permission to reproduce her picture In the Buzzer I07.no Hush money to all of those not In on the graft 33.000 oo For glue 15.89 1 fa ii i it c ( for the stuff 7X.no Car fare 110,40 Nourishment for the editor, manager and their associates while working on the Buzzer • 1 7. To Art Caine for 27,342 hours labor as staff stenographer .. .35 Receipt books 11.25 Pleasure trip for the staff 5OO 50 To military deportment for release of editor and malinger from active service 250.01 To registrar ns payment for passing marks earned by the staff while working m the Buzzer 730.00 Manager's salary and expenses • 1.500.0 To editor f r medical attention 1.200.00 Given to Germany to help with the war .. 300.00 Total expenditures ............l3S.0Ci.ofi i (font, on page i.) 159 MELLIN’S FOOD FOR THE BABIES You will be well MtUfUd with ihe change in your baby after you have u.cd the Mellln's Food Method of Milk Modification Kcntl What One Grateful Mother lla� to Says Itrighnm City. April 15, 1915. .MelMas Pood Co., Boston, Mass. Gentlemen: I am writing to tell you of the wonderful benefit my little Chester has derived from your marvelous fond. When he was ji few months old he was very III—(nothing seemed to agree with him. I tried a little success Pinal I v I got a trial bottle of your lood. He took t«� it like a woman does to gambling At present be Is In excellent health, and growing every day. I am sending you a picture of my beautiful. bouncing baby boy so Hint you mnv see wlmt a fine child lie Is. Yours Thankfully. MRS. KNPDSON. MELLIN’S FOOD COMPANY Boston. Mas. Send for a trial she bottle lodat number of food with SAFETY FIRST To the Parents Who Read the Aggie Agitator : If you are careful with your boy. you will see tiiat he is in the right environment. When you send him to college, be sure that Ills associates are such as will keep him pure. Our Fraternity offers Just such conditions. We promise to return him to you chaste and unspotted. DELTA NU FRATERNITY 22 WATER STREET OLIF NELSON In H is Latest Romance “A Lover’s Tale” Writes of His Own Thrilling Experiences. lie tells in his usual vivid style of love in old. rough, simple times. To say so much implies that it shows Nelson at his best. Wo still have a few copies from the I)e Luxe edition. U. A.C. BOOKSTORE Where You Get The Lem For Your Money •I AGGIE AGITATOR « M’UK VI.I.KY l I)KII • Coni, from phkg 3.i tschl . Several of tin river crossing were selzcfl mul held by the main body. , while the advance guard proceeded to scout and protect the heights to the eastward, followed by the band. At noon, to restore the shattered nerve of the troops, coffee was served. The effects were entirely lost. however, when they wore informed that the enemy had ea-trenched themsolv.'s around Hyrtiin, preparatory to an attack. This must have been a fake report for they wore soon told that encampment had been made for the night. ••Outposts'’ to the southward were set out. After this a forced march was made to Itlvor Heights, and after this another forced march. These marches were not without their detrimental effects, being always accompanied by trial and tribulations, .Not h wit h- standing the fact that the operations were In friendly territory, where the peasants did nil In tludr power to ameliorate the suffering of the warriors. The following story told hy Private Church, gives only a meagre Ide i of the untold hardships of the campaign War. said Church when Interviewed, presents many uncom fort aide sit tint Ions. In the tlrst place It denys a man the amount of sleep to which he Is by nature entitled and which is absolutely necessary to bis health and happiness. The sudden call to arms took me from my bed long before the necustnmed hour. In order that J might not be wanting on the campus at X o'clock. My mind was sluggish and my eyelids still glued in the corners, when the sergeant called the roll, mid It was not tin till I was ordered to provide myself with a •anteen, a bell and rifle that I woke to a full realisation of the fact that I was a soldier. Somehow tlie thought of carrying the i lit- today dldn t appeal to me. although It was the ordinary thing for me to do. I soon remembered that In order to he n sol-d'er I must have u rifle, and this consoled me. When Snntschl r e a ■( those orders. I didn’t think much of them myself, but. of course, what he says usually goes around here. That’s another thing that makes soldier life uncomfortable, this obeying commands. The Idea of those Kids telling me what to do! Here he grew sarcastic mid uttered words that would not hear repeating here Ills mind was Anally illverted and he continued. Yes we passed through many ordeals. The most trying experience to me of the entire trip. I would he ashamed to relate. But It was terrible. It taxed m will-power and all the strength of my moral nature to the utmost. It was the only time on the whole trip that I had the spirit of robbery and plunder In my I heart. My appetite raged within me. 1 almost lost control of myself. It was outrageous! Tin government ought to prohibit It! I say It was Inhuman! The Idea for men to sit and drink beer on the public highway when troops arc marching past, to tempt their appetites. Of course. 1 don’t mean to Infer that —ah—of course. I don't drink It.” We passed through uar- j row deflles Imperlshlng our ‘lives.’ the said the corns on out toes,’ but I am changing It to make It sound better). We were lined up for coffee like hoboes before a soup counter. At times the smell from the dead (sheep) was j almost unbearable. In • « -tain areas the Country was infMtt (I with IIOCS iomo kind of Insects, ns bad as the plague of Kgypt I trudged along beside my comrade Friedman. who was continually complaining of sore feet, smoke ] i dust i and bugs, but I knew that I was a sol-dler' and that on the morrow 1 would go to battle again. I left t'hnrcli in tears SKMOIt Ml 1 01.14 !•! tTROt'ITIKS (Cont. from page 1.) rest them was made. The I police graft was so start-ilngly apparent that the stunned and terrified citizens have not yet come t'� a full realization of the fact. It Is to be hope I that . the people of Logan will 1 wake up and Investigate the scandalous condition of affairs, ami break up the political machine of graft which exist between the seniors and the police, and which Is hazarding, not only the lives of the citizens. hut their purses n well. l- IN Ntl l. HKI'OItT OF III .’ .Kit (!otil. front page 3.) Total Income uud assets ... SI 11.1 29.56 3S.06l.Cti I 73.061.93 Reserve fund . 23.000.00 Sinking fund . 2.000.on Dividends . ... 25.000.0u Undivided profits anil cash .........I 21.061.93 I hereby swear that the accounts of the I . A. . Buzzer Co. have been' carefully examined, and show the above status. (Signed! JOSEPH HAVKRTS5. Public Accountant. ANNOUNCEMENT We wish to announce I he opening of our up-to -the- minute amusement parlor. Latest music. Best service. FIGAPS AMUSERS Open week days from II p. in. to 3 a. m. AH day on Sundays. G. D. CASTO Just cuss for the Price and Notorious Publican Solemnlzer of Matrimonial Knots. Slip Knots if desired. Licenses unnecessary. RESIDENCE ON TI1E BENCH “Put Money In Your Purse” by A. SENIOR Author of Who Steals Mv Name Steals Trash. Billionth edition. One of the six Worst Yellers. Press Comment Logan Infernal—Best outline of the subject In print, disclosing the smooth, ollv schemes of graft employed In the author's life and works. You Can Weigh Exactly What You Want I know you can, because my remedy has been thoroughly tried out. I have proved It on myself and a thousand others. If you Wish to be perfect in form and grace, write or call on me. Send today for my Free Booklet. J. F. WOOLLEY Anti-Fat King, author of Growth in Silence. 'Self Sufficiency.” Too Much is Enough. and other well known health books. BOYS! Have You a Tailor? If not, give me a ttial ANNA K. TAYLOR Men’s Taylor LEARN TO DANCE The foundation of your social success and popularity depends upon the grace of your step, lessons Free! All I ask is the good will of the ladles. Dainty Dancing School for Dames. ROSS BEATY l.cadioZ Man My dancing at the Ballet is my recommendation. Who? I survive only on Energy and grow fat on Smiles alone. To know me is to he Wise. I am the Incarnation of Mirthfulness and bless with Good Health all whoso partake of me. My chief diet is a Hearty Laugh and an Optissimo Rarebit is my favorite relish. For dessert I dote on Grins au charmant and drink deep of the rare wine. Wit. the intoxication of which is overpowering and flings all who imbibe far into the Dreamland of Ripe Maturity. Some people hate me. These are of the tribe called Pessimist—a tribe living in Darkness, who shut out the Sunshine and hoard up ('old. Metallic Wealth. They know not True Living—they merely exist. Rut I shake the sides of Kings and Emperors and bring Light into the Dungeon. Vast audiences sway to my music or are held in the breathless suspense of Anticipated Gems. 1 know no Roundary nor Color line—I am common to all who understand Nature’s children. I am borne of Words ami Action and yield only to Skill and Tact. If you wish to make my acquaintance open your Eyes and Stimulate the Cheer Centres and Thinking Rumps of your Brain. I will banish your Indigestion and cause Clean. Red Rlood to surge through your Arteries, sweeping the Cares and Aches and Pains of Life along in its flood. My Cure is sure and my Price is—LOVE VOI R FELLOWMEN. I bear no relation to Adverse Criticism, for I am Constructive and Fraternal. I am one of the only two Sparks of Humanity permissible in the Trench and I soften the Cruel Vigil of the War Dog. Go where thou will. I am there. I permeate the Rest Rlood of every Nation and am equally at home in the Laborer’s Cottage or the Drawing Room. Yea. 1 am one of the most Cosmopolitan of all things. Verily. I am Powerful and Wonderful and my name is—HUMOR! K',1 The Imported Girl Cb. gild was the plight of the school girl. The saddest she e’er could recall; For the fellow she’d gone with all winter Had Imported a girl for the ball. Had It been but a common school party, She felt that she wouldn't hnve cared, Hut to miss the hlg dance of the season, Resentment came fast and she flared: I'll go to that party; I'll show them; I'll write home and ask my old beau.” She stopped, for a new thot had struck her. I’d forgotten—I’ve quit good old Joe. Oh. why did I quit him? she pondered; To go with these smart college sports. For each has a girl at the college. Ami another that oft he imports. Of course, 'tls on special (tensions. For small things the school girl will do— Forget it!—I’ve learned a good lesson; In future I'll Just import, too!” —V. M. 162 ILLUSTRATED SONGS SUNG BY THE FOLLOWING: Where Is My Wandering Hoy Tonight? Theta Glee Club Alice, Where Art Thou? ... Ell Leo Will There He Any Stars in My Crown? Car Barn Chorus Shall We Gather at (lie River? Pikers’ Duet 1G3 ] OTE] L 1 r i r ( a l T J u Jll i LOGAN, UTAH A. M. STEWART, Manager J c re him t 's L u nch 35c Dinner 60c S unday Dinner - 75c WE CATER TO PARTIES DESIRING SPECIAL DINNERS. OR BANQUETS. FIRST CLASS THROUGHOUT €Uas!on listers DEALERS IN DRY GOODS, CLOAKS. SUITS, HATS, ETC. ALL KINDS OF LADIES-FURNISHINGS. WE CATER TO STUDENT PATRONAGE. ARIMO. BLOCK WINDER LIVESTOCK CO. BREEDERS OF REGISTERED JERSEYS YOUNG STOCK FROM DAMS IN THE REGISTER OF MERIT •♦03 Ea t Mth South Salt I.ukc City. Utah 1111 Kl-:itl ; A 0X8. HTKOlIt A ON . J. A c. KIM'IIKK. II A INK BROS. Ml M l(s|| |.|. A WKNDKI.I. PIANO (Mi PI.AVKR PIANO ARK ro iik nit mi in i.i: ni t; mi tr not � h:s. oni,v. Til T TIIB l KA ON B IIK I TOPS ON I.A It HP-HKSBNT VrtVB ••'« • TIIKSB IINK 01.11 IN silt I . Mi: XT . We sell We rent R. I.. IIARMAN. Hpoi'lnl Suloxiimn, i.oKiui. rtuii Pianos on the easy payment plan. Pianos to I . A. C. students. A postcard addressed to the home office will bring detailed information regarding our selling plan. Glen Bros,—Roberts Piano Co. 2470-72 Hudson Avenue, Ogden. Utah Dr. Thomas—Have you ever run for money? Hungry Pete—No. but I've never run away from it. In Chem. Class. Professor—I will now take a little hydrogen and then I will take a little ether— Sleepy voice In rear—Good idea!—Ex. Boss Beatty, while visiting some friends in the country startled them by showing that lie knew how to milk a cow. Why. how is tills, Ross? They don't teach you this at college?” Yes. I've had « good deal of practice with a fountain pen. 164 Cadje Galley Panfetng Company logan, fcltafj CAPITAL and SURPLUS $120,000.00 THE ACCOUNTS OF INDIVIDUALS. FIRMS. CORPORATIONS, BANKS AND BANKERS ARK RESPECTFULLY SOLICITED. THE BL UEBIRD CANDY SHOPPE • : MOST BEAUT!HU. CANDY SHOPPE IS UTAH, WHERE EVER ) Till SC IS PRE-EMINENT!. SI ! PER I OR. HOTEL LOGAN BUILDING. LOGAN. UTAH The AMALGAMATED SUGAR CO. Factories at OGDEN. LOGAN. LEWISTON. UTAH AND BURLEY. IDAHO Officers: JOSEPH F. SMITH. Pre.ident DEET SUGAR LffEST BY TEST” 1 Gii L. R. ECCLES, Vice President and General Manager JOSEPH SCOWCROFT. Vice President F G. TAYLOR. Secretary and Trca� urcr Executive Board: C. W. NIBLKY W. II WATTIS M. S BROWNING JOSEPH QUINNEY. JR . Manager Logan and Lewittnn Factorica IVe are Art Dealers When we sell you a Piano, no matter what grade, it is the best that money can buy, at the price. VICTROLAS VICTOR RECORDS SHEET MUSIC MUSIC BAGS Thatcher Music Company 3 9 SOU T II M AIN S T R E E T . LOGAN. U T A II H HERE. THE CAR STOPS PfAe Made It Good The People Made It Famous MURDOCK’S ICE CREAM AM) CANDIES The Choice of the Fastidious PHONE OR CALL Flavors of Infinite I 'ariety Women’s Apparel Millinery :: Shoes Dry Goods IK KS? • CUE A r ONS HOWl 51,L-CAR1 )ON C()M 1 N 1883 W I ” THE VI LOGAN. UTAH 1915 LKINSON SON ICE WHERE THE ST I HEX VS ALWAYS TRADE School and College Supplies All Kinds of Books and Magazines Stationery of that superior kind WK ALWAYS TRKAT YOU RIGHT OPPOSITE POST OFFICE A woman may lose her appendix, but she Rets a topic of conversation that will last her a long time.— Fix. Ail Right for the Second Act. Miss Huntsman was trying a wig on one of her star performers. “But It's too big. he complained. “Never mind, you're head will swell.” Sensible men detest the powder rug—hut Just a minute, girls, e’er you discard it. Are there any sensible men? Question in Finglish 10—How has As You Like It” affected your life? Del—Intensely so. I got up an hour earlier. (Surprising that an Idyllic play should produce an effect so startling in Its violence.) Kate—The only time I think of Shakspere is when I have no living person to think of. (Not such a live course after all.) Mae—It makes you feel that there are real things In life, such as love. (We are glad. Mae knows love is the real thing.) How to Hold a Girl’s Hand. After taking possession (use individual methods) “don't let her know that you have the least Idea that she is aware of the fact that you are holding her hand.” Concrete. He—Who can tell Just what love is? She—Oh. I hate to talk of abstract things. Aren't you glad they've put sidewalks along here? 167 Tne UNIVERSITY of UTAH AT YOUR SERVICE The College of Arts and Sciences Preparation to make n life ua well as a living Courses In general science. liberal art , commerce, ami preparation for business. State School of Mines Preparation for all branch of engine rlng. A school In tlie went where a great country In in the making; where the hulhllng of highways, railroads, power plant , ennuis, and commercial and IndiiHtrlul structures of all kinds must push forward rapidly to keep pace with an expanding population; n school in the heir! of one of the biggest mining regions of America, where are the greite«i copper mines of the World, mill the most extensive smelting plants. The State School of Education Preparation for Teaching in common schools and high schools. A school that has drawn favorable attention from educators of high standing In our country. for Its sensitive and sensible attitude In relation to modern educational theory. The School of Medicine Offering a combined course In Arts and Medicine (four years). The School of Law Offering full preparation for the practice of law. A young department with high standards, thorough methods, and some novel advantages. For full particulars, address UNIVERSITY OF UTAH, Salt Lake City, Utah. Pearl (working in Mechanic Arts Shop)—What is the easiest way to drive a nail without smashing my lingers? Pulley—Hold the hammer in both hands. + 'Teach me your patient mood,' the poet cries to the stars. And shall we not be patient with ourselves? Not with a lazy unconcern, hut having expended our host effort, not worry about the results. God trouble!h not Himself, Nor is by work oppressed. For all His rest is work. And all His work His Rest.” Hatch in Command 1 US TT'ROGH BALANCED lV RUNNER PUMPS ARE THE BEST for IRRIGATION SOCIETY, CLUB. FRATERNITY Printing Wo carry them lii MtOck. m well a their repair parts . They are for lrr Kutloii purposes. and many hundreds are In uw- In Idaho md Utah. l� o llralrro In llenv 1 In r.l � u re. THE MINE SMELTER SUPPLY COMPANY SALT LARK CITY. UTAH A IIAYS IX THE HIGHEST STYLE ::: OF THE ART ::: J. P. SMITH SON “PROMPTNESS OUR HOBBY American Steam Laundry fiopal G� ST Progressive Launderers, Dry Cleaners ami Dyers in-: ARE HERE TO SERVE )'()!’. COMMAND HS. Phone 4.18 46 Ka i Center l.otm, Ulih FOR REFRESHMENTS CANDIES, AND LUNCHEONS PHONE 622 IS NORTH MAIN CAFE BOOSTER’S INN SOME OF THE THINGS YOU GET THERE: GOOD GOODS, QUICK SERVICE, CO 1 R TEO1 S IRE A TM EX I A. C. STRATTON. - Proprietor BUY The HUB’S RELIABLE SHOES AND SA VE A DOLLAR IMPERIAL $3.00 SHOES HARVARD $3.50 AND $4.00 SHOES —the actuating motive for the existence of this company for by “service rendered” is our success measured. We are doing everything in our power to make this SERVICE” as complete and satisfactory as possible. UTAH POWER LIGHT CO. “Efficient Public Service” left Men Dress in a Different Manner And Have a Different Appearance Than Formerly IMS HOUSC or KUPPCNMCIMCR The change in appearance is quickie recognized in FIT FORM clothes. The clever designing shows in the uniform KO'Ml np(ie:irnnri' r th shoulder without l ait'lln .—tile rollhiK lapel—the hiiiik 0t «� t I lie eollur nroun.l the ne.-k—and whether you wear a one button, two button or three button eont. you are well dressed and the Rood looks of the clot hint? will attract you. Plain clothes arc always in good taste, hut If you want modish patterns, we eall attention to the small and lnrtre plaids and tartan h cks that are now belnR generally worn Come in and sec the FITFORM suits. Try them on: wear one of them. From SIO UJP. H owell Brothers It’s Too Late When the Bell Rings DON'T WAIT INSURE NOW H. B. JOHNSON Intursnc . Abstracts. Farm Loans, Surety Bonds. Ofcr: Harris Block. LOGAN. UTAH Just South of Court Housr. Our Success Depends Upon Our Abi 1 ity to Please. We Have Pleased Others; Let Us Try to Please You. !% pant)e furniture Co. 2125 WKST CENTER LILLEY MADE UNIFORMS For college and military men arc made to look bet ter. fit better and wear better. r i V 7 f A C OF KNOWING ?) J I I. A ft?) how TO MAKE TO PLEASE IS THE BASIS OF ASSURED SATISFACTION IN ALL A A A A ) -XtAPE PRODUCTS. THE M. C. LILLEY CO. COLUMBUS. — OHIO Established IK65 170 f ARMERS MERCHANTS SAVINGS BANK LOGAN, UTAH THE LOVELAND STUDIO «i Wll.l, rx ANTI 11 N 5 THAT CAN HR HONK WITH A CAM Kit A. NO MATTKK WIIAT TIIK JO H IS. IK YOF WANT COIRTEOUS TRKATMKNT, PROMPT DBIJV KItIKS. HIOII ORADK WORK. AND TUB DATKST STYLES AT RIOHT PRICES. MAKE YOITR APPOINTMENT WITH THE LOVELAND STUDIO, OPPOSITE THE POST OFFICE PHONE .Hi r OUR NEW ALARM CLOCK Two of our students I may their tribe decrease!) Awake one morn from a deep dream of peace. And saw within the sunlight in their room; Making it hot and oppressed with gloom. Doc Thomas writing in a hook so old. Exceeding terror made those Freshies cold. Ami to the presence in the room they said: What writest thou?” The vision raised its head And with a look even darker than his rule. Answered. The names of those who love their school.” And Is mine one? quaked Freshie, Nay, not so; Replied the Doctor. His speech was very slow, But deep and firm. Ten minutes must not pass Before you boys show up at your S:30 class. The Doctor wrote and vanished, with steps so light. He reached again the Agricultural Height. And turned to see the line of those the walk up tho hill had blest, And lo! those Freshie boys led all the rest. Is :in old saying that holds good in starting a hank account He fore You HI ace Your Money in a Hank Look for ihe Following Safeguards: Notice the character and ability of the men who hnv ■ charge of the bank; see that the officer are experienced bankers and tie directors are responsible business men. The hrnk rhould have ample capital. A large surplus and protit fund is also an additional protection. Head tlie bank’s statements; notice whether or not they cirry a good reserve In cash and demand leans; also notice If the bank I pr s perlng—if n tank don't make money it is not a safe batik. All the above mentioned security is afforded our customers THE FIRST NATIONAL BANK t,,°masj5mart op LOGAN, UTAH H E KETT “Look Before You Leap You will wear HART-SCHAFFNER MARX CLOTHES eventually! Why Not Start Now? The MORRELL CLOTHING COMPANY “CARI )ON’S” IT ISN’T THE NAME THAT MAKES OURS THE MOST POPULAR JEWELRY STORE. - IT IS WHAT THE NAME STANDS FOR. For thirty years Carbon’s has stood for honesty and quality. A 1 NORTH MAIN Corgeson tubio The pi ace where portraits of quality are made. Ed Ed We can fill any order for photos shown in this Buzzer. If you have had you will need more. ORDER NOW. some □ □ To the Face Doctor. (On back of proofs returned to Torgeson.) Touch me up. please.—J. H. Maugham) Please straighten mouth.—Emma Mouritsen. Shave out the care wrinkles. 1 look like I had smallpox.—Boh Major. Take srnr off right cheek.—Kusscll Packard. Hub lips off a lltt!e and remove scars from cheek bones.—Homer Christensen. + + Findlnp Their Place. Notice—Senior inen measured iu Zoo Lab. + + + Willie had a little voice. He made a mighty trill. And now he sits in chapel While the other fellows drill, t + J- Grove—Have you ordered your flowers for the military? Dave—Sure! Grove—What kind? Dave—Cauliflowers. fit Mabe' He teems awful green for a college graduate. .Mac—It was an agricultural college. + + Why was the Prom, like Spearmint gum? The flavor lasts. + + Glenna- Why didn’t Joe Quinney win out iu the half mile? G'adys—He ran too long In the same place. + He—She has such pretty lips. She—Pretty lips! Why. they’re big enough for two people. He—That's why! 173 Jtfanhooc X«� system of education can supply character to an individual. No college can make a man out of a fool. You have seen men and women with education plastered onto them. They were not educated; they were simply informed. Education is inseparable from manhood and womanhood. ■ THE = AGRICULTURAL = COLLEGE = OF = UTAH Xppreciatcs affiliation whh the clean and virile minded voting men ami women of the State, who will be the leaders of tomorrow. And the alleys of Utah are abundantly endowed with splendid youth. Some day Utah by virtue of this wonderful blood in the State will be undisputed leader in industrial and educational enlightenment. Already its position i one of great eminence. Let us glorify the fine history of Utah with a record of continued achievement. Let us carry the flag forward to the ultimate pinnacle. Yet in our generous fight for honorable place let us not forget that the innate fundamental thing is that which develops from within. Manhood and womanhood are gifts of destiny which we may only emblazon by the application of — . J. acquired knowledge. Q)omanhood 174 I GINALITY “Thoroughly Satisfactory Service Superb Quality of Engravings Courteous Co-operation and Immense Ideas” is the typical expression of Business Managers and Editors we have served. Write for our Big 1916 Plan—get your name on our Mailing List! BUREAU OF ENGRAVING, iHWfNlltJ MINNEAPOLIS - - MINNESOTA YOUNG ARTIST EARNS $20029 IN FOUR DAYS By Making Drawing for National Advertiser. Our faculty trained him. Millions of dollars spent for Commercial Designs. Com’l Designing mastered at home by our practical Correspondence Method. Takes only part of your time. Increase your Income. Book entitled Your Future and Folio of Commercial Illustrations FEDERAL SCHOOL OF mailed free COMMERCIAL DESIGNING, mitous. nn. 175 W. G. ROMNEY J. Q. RYAN MAIN 191 Century Printing Company Salt Lake's Printers 231-3-5 Edison Street (Century Building) Salt Lake City Printers, Linotypers, Bookbinders and Rulers We would like to call your attention to this Year Book. Is it not a work of art? This is the grade of printing our patrons receive and at prices which are very reasonable when you consider the quality. We are always glad to quote prices. Strict attention paid to out-of-town orders of all kinds. 176