Ursinus College - Ruby Yearbook (Collegeville, PA)

Text from Pages 1 - 246 of the 1924 volume:

THE RUBY W ANNUAL CHRONICLK PUBLISHED BY Tilt SENIOR CLASS OF URSINUS COLLEGE COLLEGEVILLE. PENNSYLVANIA NINETEEN TWENTY-FOUR Copyright. 1924 by WILLIAM D. REIMERT FOREWORD ' f '1111. publishers this volume have earnestly en-deavored to present to its readers an accurate chronicle of the events and activities in the history of the class of 1924. And if. in the years that are to come, as they peruse the pages of this book, their memories of life on the campus and in the classroom arc brightened: if delighful friendships are renewed; and if. through its message, their love for a great and peerless Alma Mater is strengthened, then, and only then, will we consider our time well spent and our efforts worth while. Proi Raymond Burton Munson. A. M. DEDICATION to ■-pO PROF. RAYMOND BURTON MUNSON, whose untiring efforts on the behalf of education, and whose genial personality and consecrated life have been a constant inspiration to many during their stay at Ursinus and in after life, wc affectionately dedicate this Ruby. 9 i 1: 3n .flfkmoridin Hon John Wanamaker, LL D. Board of Directors Marry E. Paisley Edward A. Krusen A. D. Fetherolf. Rev. S. L. Messincer J. Truman Ebert .......... James M. Anders. M. IX LL. D. Hon. Andrew R. Brobeck. L.L D. Thomas E. Brooks Charles C. Rurdan Rev. I. Calvin Fisher. D. I). I Iarvey C. Gresx Aiiraham II. Hendricks. Esq.. B. Rev. C. V . Henson. D. D. Alvin Hunsickeh. A. B. Rev. J. M. S. Isf.nbf.rc. D. D. . ... President First Vice-President Second Vice-President ......... Secretary ................................Treasurer Whorten Kline, Litt. D. Mayne R. Longstreth. Esq.. A. M. Rev. J. W. Memmincer. D. D. George L. Omwake. Pd. D. Elwood S. Snyder. M. D. Henry T. Spangler. D. D. S. Joseph M. Steele Rf.v. E. F. Weist. D. D. Rev. Calvin D. Yost. A. M.. B. D. THE ADVISORY COUNCIL Cyrus H. K. Curtis. LL. D.. Philadelphia Hon. John Wanamakkr, LL. D. Ai ba B. Johnson. LL. D.. Philadelphia Deceased GRONINGER HAF.LIG REIMERT BlETSCH SIIREVE WICK OFF RUTTER HIGH KAUFFMAN FLITTER MILLER LENKER I.SEN BERG The Ruby Staff 1 Editor -in- Chief William D. Reimf.rt Assistant Editor C. Earl Linck Associate Editors Dorothea L. Haelig Beatrice C. Shreve Helen ll. Groninger Business Manager Warren F. Bietsch Assistant Business Manager Carl M. High Associate Business .Managers Burres W. Griffin Henry S. Kauffman Ff.rnley Y. Rutter Art Editor Molly Vine Original Editor J. Leslie Wikoff Athletic Editors Helen F. Isenberg S. Maxwell Flitter Photographers W. H. K. Miller Forrest L. Lenker Chroniclers Margaret M. Mills Naomi M. Kistler Eugene Michael Elizabeth W. Poley Paul G. Hassler Webster S. Stover 1 9 I J o Prfsident Gf.orce Leslie Omwake, Pd. D.. Litt D. Dean Whorten A. Kline. Litt. D. Acknowledgment THE EDITORS OF THE 1924 RUBY WISH TO EXPRESS THEIR APPRECIATION FOR THE HELP AND ADVICE OF MacDONALD ROEHM. ’26. AND J. LESLIE WIKOFF.ex-’23. IN PREPARING THE ART WORK FOR THIS BOOK. K U B v Campus Song to When the shades of evening gather. Ursinus students hie To the soft, greenswarded campus. For a time their books laid by. And the parting rifts of sunlight. As they linger soft and long. Shed a hallowed gleam of gladness On our merriment and song. Now the glees of old Ursinus Peal across the downy green; From Memorial to Olevian Span the distance far between. And the walls of dear old Freeland The reverberations fling From the Fast Wing to the Doghouse. As our voices loudly ring. Then across the Perkiomen I he chimings wing their flight. Till beyond the far-flung hilltops They kiss heaven s dome of light. I hen as if they rued their boldness Come in trembling echoes back; And thus end the winged praises Of the Red. Old Gold and Black. CAMPUS Freeland Path Bomhercer Memorial Ham. Freeland Hall Shrkinkr Mali. Olevian Hai l REV. JAMES I. GOOD. A. M.. D. D.. LL D Professor of the History of the Christian Church A. B.. Lafayette College. 1872. and A. M.. 1875; D. D.. Ursinus College. 1887. and LL. D.. 1911: Student. Union Theological Seminary. 1872-75: Licensed. 1875; Pastor. 1875-1905: Professor of Systematic and Pastoral Theology and Reformed Church History. 1890-1907; Dean. School of Theology. 1892-1907; Ursinus College. 1907. HOMER SMI TH. Pit. D. Professor of the English Language and Literature A. B.. Amherst College. 1891; Graduate Student. University of Pennsylvania. 1892-95; Ph. D.. University of Pennsylvania. 1895; Instructor in English. University of Pennsylvania. 1892-98; Professor of English. Kamehameha School. Honolulu. 1899-1901; Acting Professor of EngTsh. Amherst College, 1901-03: Ursinus College. 1903. Member of the Modern language Association. MATT. BEARDWOOD. A M.. M.D.. Sr.D. ! rofcssor of Chemistry A. B.. Philadelphia Central High .School. 1890, and A. M.. 1893: M. D.. Mcdico-Chirurgical College. 1894; Sc. D.. Ursinus College. 1916; Special Student of Chemistry. University of Pennsylvania. 1890 91; Instructor in Chemistry. Medico-Chirur gical College. 1896-99; Lecturer on Clinical Chemistry. 1899-1900; Adjunct Professor of Chemistry. 1900-14; Professor of General Chemistry and Toxicology. 1914-16; Ur-sinus College. 1903; Member of the American Chemical Society. Member of the Franklin Institute. JOHN CLAWSON. A. M.. Sc. D. Professor of .Mathematics A. B.. University of New Brunswick. 1901; A. B.. Cambridge University. 1904; A. M.. University of New Brunswick. 1903; Sc. D. Ursinus College. 1920; Lecturer in Astronomy. University of New Brunswick. 1904 03: Assistant in Physics. Ohio State University. 1903-06; Ursinus College. 1907 Member. American Mathematical Society. CARL VERNON TOWER. P� i. D. Professor of Philosophy A. B.. Brown University. 1893; and A. M.. 1895: F ellow, Sage School of Philosophy. Cornell University. 1896-97: Ph. D.. Cornell University. 1898: Instructor in Philosophy. University of Michigan. 1898-1900; Assistant to the President. Clark University. 1900-01; Professor of Philosophy. Knox College. 1901-02: University of Ver mom. 1902-99; Assistant F’rofessor of F hilosophy. University of Michigan. 1909-10; Acting F rofessor of I’hilosophy. Trinity College. 1912-13; Ursinus College. 1913. Member. American l-’hilosophical Association. WILLIAM WILSON BADEN. Pn. D. Professor of Greek nJ Spanish Ph. D-. Johns (iopkms University. 1892; Research Student. Berlin. Rome and Athens. 1896 98: Professor. University of Idaho. 1899-1907: Ursinus College. 1914. Mill EZRA ALLEN. Pii. D.. Sc. D. Professor of Biology A. 15.. Buckncll University. 1895: A. M.. 1896; Fellow. Clark University. 1900-01: University of Chicago. 1905: Ph. D.. Univer sity of Pennsylvania. 1914; Sc. D.. Buck nell University. 1922; Professor of Biology. Montana State Normal School. 1903-06-School of Pedagogy. Philadelphia. 1907-18: Educational Adviser to First Army and lecturer on Biology. A. E. F. University. Ficaunc. France. 1918-19; Ursinus College. 1919. Member. American Association of Anatomists: American Society of Zoolo gists. Fellow. Association for the Advance rnent of Science. WILLIAM WELLS JORDAN. A M.. D. D. Professor of the English Bible A B., Marietta College. 1879; A. M.. 1891; anil D. D.. 18 19; B. D.. Yale University. 1882; Pastor. Congregational Church. Clinton. Mass.. 1893-1921; Ursinus Col lege. 1921. U B 1 U B V REV. CALVIN D. YOST. A. M.. B. D. Librarian and Assistant Professor of German A B. Ursinus College. 1891; A. M.. 1895. and B. D.. 1907; Student. Ursinus School of Theology. 1891-93; Yale University. 1893-94; Principal. High School. Mnhunoy City. Pa.. 1896-1901; Pastor. 1894 %. 1901-07; General Secretary. Reformed Evangelical and Educational Union. 1907 10; Ursinus College. 1910. PAUL ALLEN MERTZ. A M. Assistant to the President, and Assistant Professor of Education A. B.. Ursinus College. 1910; A. M.. Columbia University. 1913; Graduate student. Columbia University. 1910-13; Instructor. Groszmann School for Nervous and Backward Children. Plainfield. N. J.. 1910-11; Instructor. High School . Plain-field. N. J.. Trenton. N. J.. and Philadelphia. 191 1-18: hirst Lieutenant. U. S. Army. Psychological Examiner. 1918-19; Graduate Student. University of Pennsylvania. 1920-23; Ursinus College. 1919. Member. Society of College Teachers of Education. MARTIN WEAVER WITMF.R. A B. Instructor in English Composition arid Rhetoric A. B.. Franklin and Marshall College. 1904; Graduate Student in English. University of Pennsylvania. 1913 14, 1919-22; Instructor in English. Latin and Greek, Union Seminary. New Berlin. Pa.. 1904-OS ; Principal of Union Seminary, 1905-07; Instructor in English. Franklin and Mar shall Academy. Lancaster. Pa.. 1907-20; Ursinus College. 1920. WILLIAM RALPH CAWTHROP. A. B. Instructor in Chemistry and Physics A. B.. Swarthmorc College. 1918; Research Laboratories. E. I. DuPont dc Nemours Company. 1917-21; Instructor. Wilmington Friends' School. 1921: Ursinus College. 1921. RUBY HARRY A BRETZ. A. M Professor of French 9 2 1 H, U B Y A. B.. W illiam Jewell College and University of Chicago: A. M.. University of Chicago: Graduate work at University of Chicago: Professor of Romance Languages at Butler College: Professor of French and Spanish at Cornell. JAMES 1.ANE BOSWELL. A M. Assistant Professor of F.conomics and liusiness Administration A B.. Georgetown College. 1920; A. M.. University of Pennsylvania. 1923; Student. University of Toulouse. 1919; Graduate student. University of Pennsylvania. 1923-24; Principal. Peaks Mill High School. Frankford. Ky.. 1920-21: Instructor. Preparatory Department. Temple University. 1921-22: Germantown High School. Philadelphia. 1922-23: Ursinus College. 1923. 1 9 I ri, CLARA E. WALDRON Instructor in Piano. Harmony and Counterpoint Student under Harry R. Detwiler at Kidd-Key Conservatory of Music. Sherman. Texas. 1903-06. at Bush Conservatory of Music. Chicago. 1906-07. anti in Chicago. 1909-10; Effa Ellis Per field School. Chi cago. 1916; Student. Percy Grainger, summer. 1920; Instructor in Piano. Gallo way College. Searcy. Ark.; College of In dust rial Arts. Denton. Texas; Baylor College. Belton. Texas: Ursinus College. 1917- DOROTHY ADELE MENTZER. A B Instructor in Piano and Theory A. B.. Ursinus College. 1921; Special scholar ship in Music. 1917-21; Ursinus College. 1921. JEANETTE D. HARTENSTINE Instructor in Voice Culture and Choral Singing Soloist work at Steel Pier at Atlantic City for five seasons: Opera work in New York City: Private instructor in Music in Potts town. Pa. Instructor in the History of .Music. Voice Culture and Choral Singing A. B.. Ursinus College. 1903; Student in Piano. 1903 07: Teacher's Certificate in Piano. 1907: Student in Singing under Herbert Wilber Greene. 1904-08; Instructor in Piano and Singing. Agnes Scott College. Decatur. Georgia, 1908-10: Instructor in Singing. Harcourt Place School Gam-bier. Ohio. 1911-13; Student in Singing under Richard I .owe and in Diction under Frl. Wilckc. Berlin. 1913-14: Student in Musical History. Columbia University. 1913-16; Assistant Instructor in Singing. Brookfield Summer School. 1917: Ursinus College. 1918. MARION GER TRUDE SPANGLER. A B. MADELEINE. D. ROE Director of Physical Training arul Instructor in Public Spearing for Young If orncri Graduate. New Haven Normal School of Gymnastics. 1918; Instructor in Gymnasium. Y. W. C A . Utica. N. Y.. 1918 19; Director of Gymnasium. Dancing and Swimming. Woman's Club. Rome. N. Y.. 1919-21; Ursinus College. 1921. College Physician AMMON G. KERSHNER. Fi. S.. M. D. li. S.. Ursinus College. 1912: M. D.. University of Pennsylvania. 1919: Interne. Memorial Hospital. Rox borough. Philadelphia. 1919-20: Instructor in llistology and Embryology. University of Pennsylvania. Medical School. 1921 to date; Ursinus College. 1922. HAROLD I ZIMMERMAN =H3 Director of Athletics Former Director of Physical Culture and Coach at Norristown High School. 1 ALLISON G. CORNOG. A. B. Director of Athletics and Physical Training for Men. 1922 A. B., Swarthmore College. 1919; United States Marine Corps. 1918; Ursinus College. 1921. st« I OJts CLASS MOTTO Rif.n n’est impossible FLOWER Black-eyed Susan President Vice-President Secretary Treasurer Attorney Poet OFFICERS COLORS Black and Gold .C. Earl Linck ..John C. Markley Beatrice C. Shreve Carl M. High Henry S. Kauffman ..Margaret Mocker Class History CHAPTER IV [“'OUR years we toiled and struggled in an endeavor to gain an education. for a broadening of our minds, for friendships and experiences that only a college can afford. The last chapter of our lives at Ursinus is fast drawing to a close. As we look back on the years that arc past and gone, mingled emotions fill our breasts. We recall proudly feats of athletic prowess as a class and as a part of the whole. We remember with pleasure scholastic and literary achievements which were a credit to us and the school we love. We regret our failings and mistakes which occurred as experience was teaching us better. But. on the whole, we feel that we fought a clean, hard fight to the very last. We want to pass out from these portals in that spirit. Our ammunition is fast getting low. Soon our last volley will peal forth, and when the smoke has cleared away you will find the guns deserted ready for you to step in and fill our places. We can picture you rushing forward with a mighty roar, and we will rejoice as you carry the flag of success to a higher peak, where all the world can see it wave a symbol of the spirit of Ursinus; for we too helped to put it there. Junior Plan OV A Comedy in Three Acts Presented by C lass of 1924, Saturday Evening. May 12. 1923 CAST OF CHARACTERS Robert Bennett. ...............Cyril C. Hei.fi rich A young stock broker who bets he can tell the truth E. M. Ralston Warren F. Bietscii rhe head of a firm who bets it can't be done Dick Donnelly...........................................Edwin N. Faye Another young stock broker who is in on the bet Clarence Van Duesen...............................Eugene B. Michael A sarcastic young stock broker Bishop Doran .................................. William H. K. Miller A bishop of sixty Gwendoline Ralston................. ..............Helen M. Isenberg In love with Bob Mrs. E. M. Ralston ......... ..............Dorothea L. Haelic The bewildered wife of E. M. Ethel Clark .Margaret M. Mills Ingenue � i 3T 4 t A t r A soubrctte Helen E. Groninger Mabel Jackson Sable Jackson Martha Another .Sarah L. Hinkle .Miriam G. Zaugc COMMITTEE William Fernley Y. Rutter Forrest L. Lenker Molly Vine 11. K. Miller, Chairman Richard F. Diet . Sarah L. I Iinkle Mabel S. Rothermel EXECUTIVE STATE Business Manager Stage Director Electrician Properties Head Usher Henry S. Kauffman .Robert P. Renscii . ..Carl M. High . .C. Earl Linck Edith R. Fetters Mabel S. Rothermel BENJAMIN FRANKLIN ARNOLD Benny” York. Pa. York High School: Chemical-Biological; Schajj ( . 2. 1. 4). And the tortoise won the race!” Four years ago Benny slowly ambled over the campus, registered in Bomberger. settled in his room and slowly but surely proceeded to dig from volumes on chemistry, biology and anatomy the material that will some day make him a mean wicldcr of the pill bottle or surgeon's knife. Benny's four years at Ursinus have been one slow, thorough, comprehensive march toward his coveted goal. It took time for him to win a place in the hearts of his fellow classmen, but when he once took that place, he was there to stay. In the classroom his success was marked by similar characteristics. Benny never had much time for extra-curricular activities. His one hobby besides his books was his violin, and late in the night, after the morrow's work was complete, one could hear its notes float across the court to soothe some restless dreamer's sleep. We can picture him years from now. the leading doctor in a pros| crous town. We feel sorry for any appendix or tonsil he goes after: for he will get it and get it well. Yes. “the tortoise won the race.” and we predict a future for quiet, gentle, plugging Benny” as bright as that of any of his classmates. Good luck, old boy! Ft U By WILLIAM ROBERT BAKER Diz Stowf.. Pa. Buckncll; Historical-Political; Zuinglian (I. 2. 3. 4); Class Athletics. Scrub Football (1.2. 3). Scrub Baseball (1.2. 3). Bob” pulled in from Bucknell in the fall of 1920. and. after spending his first three weeks at Ursinus. decided to change his address on his laundry list'' from Lcwisburg to Collcgcvillc. And so it was that this truly great Ukclcleist was won over to Ursinus. and to her goes the fame accrued from the talents of this citizen from Stowe. System is the keynote of his success and Babson would gladly pay heavy to know how he worked out his cuts so as to be able to go hunting, fishing and dancing and yet prepare lessons. In athletics Dizzy.” the beloved roomer of Dog House, ex celled in baseball, though he was never quite fortunate enough to twirl his Alma Mater to victory. 1 his lad beasts of forty-five straight victories in the Pottstown Church League. But. lest we forget. Bob is a student of education Sciences and languages owe him little, but the teaching profession will be indeed blessed when he enters his classroom for the fust time, prepared to tell why mathematics makes the heart grow fonder Good luck and don't forget Ursinus. 1 9 1 PAUL WESLEY BARE Wes'' Philadelphia. Pa. Chemical-Biological; Shajf ( . 3. 4). Shajf Blau ( ); Class Tootball ( ). V. A . C. I. Cabinet (?). Track Team (i). Captain (J). I Ins energetic member of the class of 24 is of a procrastinating type, but when he wants to accomplish a subject of study he will do it successfully. A more genial, sociable, pleasant fellow you will never meet. In 1917. when the late war was at its most critical point. Paul was a senior at Frankford High School. Philadelphia, but feeling the urgency of Uncle Sam's call did not hesitate to cast his lot with the ambulance corps, and was later transferred to the tank corps. In August. 1918. he was sent to I rance. spending the succeeding six months with the American F-xpcditionary Forces. Paul docs not devote much time to sports. In his freshman year, however, he answered Coach Faye's call for candidates and rc| ortcd for the frosh football squad. Before the first period ha-J lieen played it could easily be seen why he was a regular on the frosh team. In his junior year he evidenced great interest in the track team which was just being organized. By his unceasing pluck and pep he was chosen captain for the season of 1923. As a runner he several times crossed the line, bringing further credit to himself and to Ursinus. Wesley is preparing to become a minister, and with his extensive vocabulary, a ready flow of F.nglish plus his procrastination, salted down with the love of a faithful girl, he should soon be able to surpass any bishop. RUB V WARREN FLACK BIETSCH Bietschic Chambersburg. Pa. Chamber sbur? High School. Chemical-Biological. Treasurer (i); Zwinglian ( . 2. i. 4). Second Brize Freshman Declamation Contest. Bice -President ( 5). President (4); Debating Team (I. 2. i. 4). Captain (i). Class Athletics (2): Orchestra ( . 2). Kappa Mu Alpha. Choir ( . 2). Weekly Staff (3): Y. A C. A. Cabinet ( f): Student Council (1. 4); Junior Plop: Business Manager. RUBY. You have seen him aland on the Dog I louse steps and heard him say good night to Dot. No. not in the usual way. for several hundred feet separate them. She is at Shrcincr. probably at the window, waiting to hear that deep, heart-puncturing love rhapsody he usually sings. Not only do we find him in singing alone, but also in plays. “Bietschic is capable of acting the parts of both young and old. particularly that of Cupid, and it is in that role that we find he lias done most of his acting. Again. Warren has distinguished himself as a debater and as business manager of the Runv The motto of 24 is Ricn n est impossible. and Rex. as he is sometimes called, surely is old man nothing is impossible himself. If you want some one to sing bass, go to Warren. If you want some one for a sketch, go to Warren. If you want some one to debate or declaim, go to Warren. If you want advice in the ways of women, go to Warren. If you want to know why girls leave home, go to Warren. In fact, it doesn't matter what you want to have done, just go to Warren. Bietschic has not quite decided what he will do after he leaves Ursinus. The choice lies either in medical or pedagogical fields. Ko Juniata College; Historical-Political: Schajf (■ ). 1 Pottstown claims to have been the birthplace of this blonde young Lochinvar during the month of April some twenty years ago. Hence from the outset he is favored, both as to time and place of birth, which influenced his character greatly. He joined the worthy class of '24 as a junior, coming from Juniata College, where he received his early collegiate training. We suspect that the disciplinary policies of that institution were a little loo rigorous for such a venturesome spirit, butone cannot rely solely upon rumor. However, at Ursinus. Chris has performer! creditably. He is by no means a Lad student, and his frank, congenial, aggressive personality has won him many friends. 1 le is generous to a fault, and modest of Ins accomplishments. But it is George’s forensic ability which has brought him the greatest honors, for to hear him expostulate on some timely question is not to deny the fact. 11 is hobby seems to be oil and what he doesn't know about this industry is scarcely worth knowing. We expect him to fill John D.’s place later on or some other equally famous capitalist. But his preparation at Ursinus inclines him toward the L'gal profession, and should he adopt this, we will be assured of his success. Cf Christman's social aspirations we are once more uninformed, but rumors of his trolley experiences indicate that he is popular with the fairer sex. R U B V ELLA M. DEETZ Ellie Green Lank. Pa. Per J{i omen Seminary. English- lisforical. Vice-I'res'denl of Clusv(l). A good pal to cverylsody. Wherever Ella has gone she has made a host of friends. Her pleasing personality and her ability to hold old friendships while she makes new ones combine to make her a true friend. Ella is always undecided about her future. She goes about from place to place remaining for short intervals, but always leaving many dear acquaintances. She came to us as a sophomore and helped to organize Glen-wood in the frst year of its existence. In her junicr year one could see her flivverirg toand fro from Green I .me to Ccllegevillc every day. One morning Ella arrived bright and early. She had a big surprise in store fer us. Her lerg leeks were shorn This seemed to imprint a new life within her inner self. She seemed to have been immersed in the Fountain of Youth. Ella never took time to indulge in sports of an athletic nature, but was always seen busy with her pen I he excellent short stories which she has written have wen fame for her in the English Department, as well as on the screen. One of her short stories has been accepted by a film company at Hollywood. California. We arc anxioutly expecting to find it screened before our eyes in some theatre or to see her name at the head of magazine articles. RUTH PAULINE. DEI BERT ■I’olly” Cll.BF.RT. Pa. Polytechnic Institute: English-Historical. Secretary (2); Schaff (I. 2. i. 4). Play (I. 2. f); Class Athletics: Varsity Hockey: Y Y. C. A. This demure little maiden first saw the light of day in a hamlet somewhere in the Poconos known as Gilbert. She took first honors at the little red schoolhousc. and. after establishing an equally praiseworthy record in preparatory school, entered Ursinus with our band of freshmen—one of the most promising buds about to be introduced into Ursinus society, she was soon labeled Polly.” Polly's lessons are the least of her worries, but she thoroughly advocates a college education, nevertheless she shines in the intellectual world as well as in the social. From the start Polly never attended any social functions with the girls. nor did she ever fail to make her appearance at any dance and oh! how she could dance! Polly abides at South Hall and her little giggle, witty remarks. pranks and humorous dialogues, in which she is assisted by her roommate, have almost become a part of the old walls f themselves. Nature was lavish in bestowing talents upon this 9 fair lass, but even to many of her friends her modesty conceals them. However. Schaff and 24 arc well aware of them and her loyalty to their call has made her an invaluable quantity in both organizations, as well as other college activities. Polly leaves us in doubt as to her future, but teaching is rumored. But whatever she may choose, we are assured of her success, and we can only wish her the greatest happiness. York. Pa. York High School. Historical-Political. Treasurer (2. 4); Schaff (I. 2. I. 4). Janitor ( ). Critic (I). Plan ( . 2. }): Class Athletics; Kappa Mu Alpha. Scrub llaskctball (1.2. I): Weekly Staff (2. i). Editor in-Chief (4); Varsity Debating (I): President. York County Club (i). President. Reformed Church Club ( }). Dick blew into our midst in September, 1920. after having spent nineteen years in York and vicinity, where, in spite of many other activities, he found time to be graduated from the local high school. He immediately jumped into the spirit of the famous Dog House and was among the first of our class to be taken into the then existing and equally famous K. M. A Ditz has also gained some popularity among the wimmen.' and during his career here has survived several cases in particular, anti others of lesser note. The first girl to enter his life at Ursi nus. we mean was Claire Lawrence. I his affair, as far as can l e ascertained, died a natural death, and was followed by one known as Dick and Dick With the cessation of this affair. Eva Algers became the favored one to be showered with Richard's attentions at sporadic intervals. Aside from these activities. Dick'' made a name for himself ns a student, especially because of his ability to get marks without studying for them. Rut. again, his capacities arc not limited to this scope alone. He has shown his prowess as a portrayer of important roles in Schaff plays, as a debater, and. lastly, in writing, which won for him the coveted position of editor-in-chief of the H'eekly. ? CY-o R U U Y EDNA FRANCES DETWEILER Eddie ClIALFONT. Pa. Doulrsloun High School; Classical. Secretary (2). Sc ha 0 (1.2. i. 4). Play (i); Class Athletics; Class Poet (2); Class Historian (1); Y. II ’. C. A.. Cabinet (2. 3. 4). President (4); Student Council (1.2. 3. 4); Student Volunteer. D'ya hear that singing? Who. one asks? Why Eddie. of course. Eddie is always humming a tunc, whether working or playing. She is one of those cheerful girls whose cheer radiates, and is sure to produce the desired effect upon those who arc less inclined to be like herself. Although Eddie is full of pep and fun. she has her serious side too. She has deservedly gained the position as our Y. W. president, serving faithfully on the cabinet for three years. Another responsible office which she holds is that of a member of the Student Council. “Eddie fits into it admirably, and being on it for three years is ample proof of her ability. As a member of Schaff. Eddie” has displayed considerable ability along literary and musical lines. Also, when it comes to shine committees or any hard work for her class, one can count on Eddie. She's always willing. In fact, we can very truthfully say that Eddie has done as much as any student that ever attended Ursinus. and there will be a big vacancy when she leaves. Her highest ambition is to go as a missionary to the foreign fields. She has l een a regular attendant at the weekly student volunteer meetings. Wc know that if any one can win over the little almond eyes.” Eddie can. So here’s three cheers and a pack of best wishes for Eddie. K U B EDWIN N. FAYE. Jr. Ed” Philadelphia, Pa. Williamson Trades School; Classical; Tool hall ( . 2. 3). Captain (4); Baseball ( . 2. 3. 4). Captain (3); Varsity Basketball (2); Coach. Freshman Athletics; Y. M. C. A. Cabinet (2. 3). President (4); Student Council (2); Brotherhood of St. Paul; Varsity Club President (4); Editor of Y. A . C. A. Handbook (4). Behold, a man! If you wish to l c convinced that Eddie is rightly called, it is only necessary to become acquainted with those idiosyncrasies which the camera has not here revealed. Emphasis on this cognomen cannot be too strongly stressed, because description even at its best could not give to the reader that which is only to be acquired through intimacy of personal contact. His consistent good nature which unfurls itself in all his undertakings, coupled with his sincerity of purpose and Christian ideals, are several but meager testimonies of his value to 74. Eddie” is one of the many Philadelphia boys who have contributed to the glory of Ursinus in more ways than one. however; but few wearers of the coveted U can boast of the versatility that he could were he of the boastivorous” species. Ever since his entrance into our midst from Williamson Trades School, he has handled leading roles with such ability and success that he was honored with the captaincy of the varsity baseball team when but a junior and piloted the helm of the gri liron warriors during his senior year through one of the most successful seasons the college hus ever had. “Stick in there and keep your head up is the worthy maxim to which he can justly attribute no small share of his attainments. EDITH REBECCA FETTERS Edie West Chester. Pa. West Chester High School: Mathematical: Schaff ( . 2. i. 4). Second Prize. Freshman-Sophomore F.ssay Contest ( . 2): Varsity Hockey (3. 4); Class Athletics: Y. W. C. A.; Women's Council (3. 4): Weekly Staff (3. 4). Loyalty is the first quality that comes to mind when thinking about Edie.'' Running a close second is her stick-to-it characteristic. During her college career she has shown both of these. Loyalty to West Chester, her home and family, and most important of all. her college its athletic teams, literary society. Y. W. C. A. in short, every activity fostered by it. Edith sprang a great surprise on her friends and acquaintances when she first arrived. Not that it's so unusual for any one to have a fun-loving nature, but just that her dignified appearance belied her true self. It is not known whether it was her familiarity with Ursinus traditions and customs or her seemingly stern manner that baffled many another poor freshman ns to her class. How often did we think her a sure-enough senior in spite of the fact that her big sister stood close by her side! Hockey is her mainstay in sports, and lucky was the hall that succeeded in getting by our ever-watchful goalkeeper. Recent reports have it that she wields a sure and powerful tennis racquet As a friend and keeper of secrets. Edie is our ace. and we arc sure that when she goes to the heathen lands to soothe the savage brow, she will be none the less helpful and loyal. H U IS Y S. MAXWELL FLITTER Mux” Philadelphia, Pa. Prankjord High School. Historical Political. Zusinglian ( . 2. i. 4). Class Alhlc tics; Varsity Paschal (2. i. 4); Varsity Club: Pootball .Manager (4); Press Bureau (2. I): Athletic Editor. RUBY. Although diminutive in size, he wields a ruling hand in many of the school's activities. Manager of the football team, varsity baseball player and cheer leader all have been ably handled by Max. Knuf said. “Max's” one great ambition is to become a lawyer. He has already shown promising indications as an orator and debater who can convince Dr. Tower that Darwin s theory of evolution is flawless. He expects to enter Vale next year, and here's hoping he realizes his heart's desire. Since coming to Ursinus. “Max” has developed into a veritable Isaac Walton: for. on many a bright spring afternoon one can find him along the banks of the Pcrkiomen with a rod in one hand and a cigarette in the other. Although lie has never caught anything, he can talk for hours on the big ones” he missed, which is the first requirement in the brotherhood of great fishermen. Cunning is secondary, baseball third and last, but not least, his love for managing a football team. In social life f;lit” stands out prominently. In the vcrnac ular of the street he shakes a mean hoof.” slings a wicked line and otherwise lives up to the reputation of the tea hound, lounge lizard and sheik all in one. Again we repeat. Small but mighty!” CHARLES ARTHUR GEORGE Art” Pittston. Pa. Penn Stale College; English-Historical; Schajf (I. 2); Business Manager of the Handbook (• )■ Our hero spent his earlier years in a coal” barren region. I le was born, reared and secured only a meager part of his education from the town of West Pittston. Pa. (Note: He received the greater part of his now well-rounded education at Ursinus.) To proceed Not being satisfied with the possibilities, openings and opportunities that his home town offered him. Charles sought other regions. W'e next find him at Penn State. It was while there that he became impressed by the fact that the opportunities and advantages of a small college are far more numerous, educationally, morally and socially, than in a large college. George heard that Ursinus embodied all these. He. therefore, rightly decided that this was the place for him. To be serious and let you in on a little secret: This guy George knows a great deal more than you think he docs. The only thing is. he doesn't let every one know how much he really docs know. He's a systematic sort of a fellow too. After he has prepared his daily lessons, you'll find him in the library. Pausing reference books, encyclopedias, dictionaries and the ittston Gazette. In dramatics, too. not a little light shines on him. And on the football field he's a game mixer. Art” intends to enter the teaching profession after leaving these dear old halls, and with his tulent. kind-heartedneu and ccnrcicr.tiousncss we know lie'll succeed. R U B v HENRY COSTILL GOTSHALK Hal Trenton, N. J. Trenton High School; Historical Political; Zwinglian ( . 2. I 4); Class Athletics; Vice-President of Class ( ); Varsity Poet hall ( . 2. i. 4); Varsity Basketball (1. 2. 3. 4); Varsity Baseball ( . 3). Behold! Behold!! Behold!!! Here we have, not only one of the best athletes of our class, but one of the best that has ever darkened the door of the Ursinus College dining room: Mr. Hal” Costill Gotshalk. of 855 Melrose Avenue. Trenton. N. J Not only has Hal played the three major sports at Ursinus. but he has starred in them. Who docs not remember his brilliant game against Rutgers when she went down to defeat before Ursinus? Thus, in his freshman year, his first game of college football was played at the tender age of sixteen. In his sophomore year Ursinus played Gettysburg at York I hough defeated, the college can he proud of Hal’s marvelous work in that game. The whole Gettysburg eleven yelled constantly. Watch number twenty And well they might, for time and again he smeared their plays. At last his ambition was realized and in his senior year Hal” held down the wing position on a winning eleven. Never will the brilliant Swarthmore game be forgotten as a spectator remarked on that occasion. If you want to see the end position played as it should be. watch this man Gotshalk. Hal is a sincere friend to all who really know him: indeed, a man and a gentleman. 1 9 2 f BURRES WYCLIFFE GRIFFIN “Giif Chambf.rsburg, Pa. Chambcrsburg High School. Zioinglian (1.2. ?. • ); Class Athletics. Vice-President (2): Scrub football (I. 2. i): Varsity Debating learn ( J). RUBY Staff. Behold, there appears upon the scene the Hercules” of the class of '24. one of Chambersburg s favorite sons. Grif is a man of many talents. Not only is he interested in athletics, hut he is also an invaluable member of the College Male Quartet. and one of Ursinus' few debaters. Grif s' favorite course is Rcbaology. Perhaps this accounts for the fact that he is at times subject toquickly changing moods. Sometimes we hear him finding fault with every one of his three roommates and a few minutes later to our surprise we hear him singing a popular love song. Grif.” acting as chairman, is a hearty supporter of midnight hour discussions on religion, evolution, psychology, the fair sex anti what not. He thoroughly agrees with I-eacock’s statement that Man is a walking prejudice on two legs. As a result of these opcn-to-nll discussions in his room, he has come to the conclusion that some people really think that they are thinking, when the truth of the matter is that they arc merely rearranging their prejudices. We expect to glance at our morning newspaper a few years hence, and rend this headliner Burres Griffin. America's greatest tenor, is again welcomed in New York, having just returned from England. Prance and Italy, where he was received with great enthusiasm. Indeed, we feel sure that an excellent future awaits Grif. l! 1 2 I o c: K U P V HELEN ELIZABETH G RON INGE K Dill Temple. Pa. Girls' High School. Reading; Modern Language. Secretary Treasurer (2). President ( I); Zwinglian ( . 2. i. 4). Corresponding Secretary (2) Tit s' Prize. Sopho more Essay Contest. Class Athletics. Y H ( A. Cabinet ( I); Weekly Staff ( I. 4); Press Bureau (5); Women's Council. President (4). Handbook Staff (2); RUBY Staff. Dill.” we called her. No. not because of any close relation ship with the Heinz family; it was one of those unaccountable things that just happen. Anyway it suits her. When we think of Dill” wc naturally remember her favorite delight, making puns. Not only did she like to play upon words, but her thoughts were never devoid of maxims. Before entering the stately portals of our Alma Mater she proved her capabilities by currying off second honors in Reading High School. But we take this renown for granted, when we consider the various positions of honor she held while among us Being president of her group. V. W Cabinet, and president of the Women's Student Council, are not small honors, and wc arc justified in thinking of her with pride. When she didn't dance, she just went flitting along. I luppi-ncss was hers indeed, if she could watch the violin player in the orchestra they always were her weakness! Anyway, who didn't fall for Rodolfs? As a mixture of seriousness, fun and good sportsmanship, it would not have been easy to find her equal As journalism and advertising seem to be her chief interests at present, we can merely wish her success in all her undertakings. U B Y DOROTHEA LOUISE HAELIG Dot Bound Brook. N. J. Hound Brook High School; Modern Language. Vice-President ( i): Schaff ( . 2. 3. 4). Corresponding Secretary (I. 2). Play ( . 2. 3); Class Poet ( . 3); Class Athletics, Press Bureau (2); Y. W. C A.; Junior Play: Associate Editor. RUBY. The first thing which impresses us about this product of northern Jersey is that she is six feet tall. But that is not the only unusual thing about her. The second thing which sets her apart from the “vulgus is that she studies, and studies hard. When the rest of the class combined spends half an hour on a lesson. Dot” marks her schedule one hour. In the line of athletics, swimming is her favorite. At home, she visits the swimmin- hole” in the morning, afternoon and evening, except when a dance is scheduled. Thus she spends her summers; and we believe that she is not quite so bashful at home as she is here As a future occupation for “Dot” we should suggest vaudeville or the movies, because she is an entertainer of note. On the society program she is always useful with her Hawaiian guitar or an aesthetic dance. But it is in Shrcincr. when her ingenuity has produced a fitting costume, that her artistic talent shines forth and the girls greet her with squeals of ecstasy. Seriously, we shall not be surprised to find her as a dancer on Broadway. Whether “Dot” takes up school teaching, dancing or housekeeping. we know she will go to it with the same methodical precision that she uses in her lessons and will make the same success of it. p 1 w PAUL CARMAN HASSLER Paul Chambersburc, Pa. Chamber sburg High School. Classical. Zuinglian (I. 2. i. 4). Class Athletics Baseball Manager (4); RUBY Staff. Paul Carman Hassler was born in the rural Chambersburg district and following attendance at the public schools studied at the Cumberland V'allcy State Normal School Paul entered Ursinus in September. 1919. but due to an attack of typhoid fever did not return the next fall, spending most of the year teaching school at Marion. Pa. In 1921. the name of Hassler was placed on the roll of the class of '24 and bids promise of bringing much credit to that class. Paul believes that a wise head keeps a close mouth and to accuse him of verbosity would embody inordinate prevarication. Of a quiet non-athlctic disposition, nevertheless, as a junior he acquitted himself creditably in the realm of the king sport, football. Paul has spent the past three summers at Atlantic City and Dame Rumor claims outspokerly that no one knows just why. Some say that the boardwalk furnishes the attrac tion. and others that Paul's heart is lost to the Bathing Beauties, but the latest report claims that the real attraction is of a singular feminine nature. This last claim is based on the fact that all the wiles of Ursinus girls are as naught when P. G. Hassler is their object. Honesty, integrity and a straight character are commonly known as Paul's characteristics and while we wish him luck, we feel that wherever he goes and whatever he docs he will need nothing but the opportunity to establish his worth. UQ. R U B v RAYMOND M. HEDRICK Ray” Phoenixville, Pa. Phoenix .illc High School. Historical-Political, Schajf ( 3. 4). 9 1 I Upon a bright and beautiful April morning, in the year of 1902. there was born in the quiet little college town of Bridge-water. Virginia, a calm and reserved young man. Raymond M. I icdrick. Raymond, however, soon became discontented and mover! to the smoky city of Pittsburgh. The Keystone State soon lost Raymond, and he moved to the capital of our nation. Here it was that Raymond began his educational career. Prom Washington. D. C’.. Raymond moved to New Jersey and continued his education. Soon Raymond found himself back in the Keystone State. He completed his secondary education in the Phoenixville High School. In 1920 Ursinus was pleased to welcome Raymond to its midst as an innocent freshman. Raymond is a veritable Hercules for work, and seeks far beyond textbooks for the truth. Deep flow his thoughts, and few arc his words, but when the occasion demands, you muy be sure he will say something worth while. Little would one dream that Raymond has an avocation other than to solve some historical problem, but we know that he delights to till the soil and to get close to Nature. This is shown by his success at raising chickens. As for the future, we predict for Raymond the top rung of the ladder as he goes out into the world. RUBY [6 £ U B y HESTER MILDRED HEILMAN I Jester York. Pa. York. High School. English-Historical; Zuinglian -'I. 2. J. 4). Corresponding Secretary (2); Girls Glee Club (2); Chorus (i); Y. W C. A. The famous city of York sent this prodigy of learning to Ursinus. When it comes to studying Hester is right there with the goods: and she gets what she goes after as her marks prove. As a good student Hester cun t be beat. We said she was quiet unddemure? Perhaps asa timid freshman this was true of her. But times have changed and Hester too. Did you hear that shreik? Never mind, it was just Hester laughing. She calls it a squawk. When it comes to fun leave it to Hester! Her big. twinkling brown eyes show that she and jollity arc pretty good friends. Many a prank has she played: but who would accuse her when she appears so innocent and unconcerned? Then again she will start telling talcs much exaggerated but told in so serious a manner that, of course, we believe them. We listen in awed silence until suddenly Hester breaks out into a laugh, and we realize she has been stringing us again. During her spare time she can often be found devouring books containing the world's best short stories. Whether this taste was developed through her short-story writing course under Professor W'itmer. we cannot fay: but we feel that some day we may hear more of this young lady as a famous writer Whether she goes m for journalism or teaching we are certain she will meet only with the best of success. m d rvi, Z. =3 ■ - 1 tt u B Y CYRIL CECIL HELFFRICH Zeus Bath. Pa. Mcrccrsburft Academy; listorical-Political. Vice-President (?). President (4). Zwinglian ( . 2. 3. 4). Second Prize. Freshman Declamation Contest. Vice-President ( ). Kappa Mu Alpha; Class Attorney (2); Press Bureau (3); Student Council( 3). President (4); Y. M. C. A. Handbook. Staff ( 3); Basketball Manager (4). Ursinus without u HcKfrich would be like a sea without the salt that makes it buoyant; like an army without a morale; like a fertile field parched and dry by lack of rain. And without Zeus” the class of ‘24 would have fallen far short of the high goal it attained during four years of intense and varied activity. As in the days of his father, mother and brother. I y. scarcely anything undertaken by the class or college has been completed without first feeling the impulse of this one of her noble sons. In all but athletics Zeus'' stood out like a lighthouse on a barren shore, but on the sidelines his voice boomed out like a fog horn, telling all that he was there, body, soul and spirit. Prom the very first lie distinguished himself as a student, following up that essential achievement with such successes as were his on the platform of his literary society, in the leading role of the junior play and finally as president of the Men’s Student Council. Unless something unforeseen takes place. Zeus will be the last of a great family to grace the portals of Ursinus for some years to come till perhaps a little Zeus makes the walls of Bombcrger and Dog House resound with the echo of his voice. rTCT R U B v [o CARL MILTON HIGH •Zckc-' Reading. Pa. Reading High School. Chemical-Biological. Schaff (2. J. • ). Vice-President (}). Class President (i). Varsity Baseball (2. i). Captain (4); Assistant Business .Manager of the RUBY. Before entering Ursinus in the year 1921 Zckc attended the Reading High School and then Schuylkill Seminary. However, it is very evident that all the various uplifting qualities which he possesses were not all spent in his preparatory work, for Ursinus has much that it would not have had. had Carl not passed this way. Milton has proven to be an ideal college man. an asset to the institution, an inspiration to his fellow students, and a credit to himself mentally, spiritually and physically. As a student, sincere and devoted to his work, he claims our admiration. In his special field of biology we find him ever applying himself, and in his individual attention to the lab. we find the reason for the presentable condition of this same laboratory. Again. Carl has in his makeup an athletic instinct which revealed itself in his being catcher on the varsity nine during his three years at Ursinus. leading the team as captain in his senior year. The benefits derived frem the presence of Carl at Ursinus do not stop here. In Ins clean living habits, his cvcr-rcady con sidcration of his fellow beings, along with his kind word and encouraging smile, we have the outliving of a real Christian life a « U B SARAH LORAH HINKLE Sally Reading. Pa. Reading High School: Mathematical: Schajf ( . 2. I. 4). Pianist (1. 2. J). Corresponding Secretary (2). Third Prize Sophomore Essay Contest. Play ( i. 4); Class Secretary (2); Class Athletics: Scrub Basketball (2. i): Y. IV. C. A.. Secretary (2). Vice-President (}); Junior Play. Sarah Hinkle! What a picture those two brief words bring to our minds. A slim, black-haired girl with big. laughing black eyes, and a smile that docs not belie those eyes. We sec her flitting here, there, everywhere, always merry, always with a witty reply for any one who may address her. But Sarah has her serious moments, too. as all can testify when she is practicing in the music studio. She is one of Miss Waldron’s star performers, as well as one of Miss Hartcnstinc's. and as such is much in demand. I lowcver. Sarah has proved herself not to be restricted to one field alone. She is known as an actress and athlete. In the former capacity she has played in three of Schaff's anniversary plays, as well as our own junior play. In the latter capacity she has gained a position on the varsity hockey team and has shown her worth on the basketball floor. Wc tease ’’Sally” for her habit of being late to everything, no matter what the occasion. But she did get ahead of most of us by graduating from high school in February of 1920. We had to wait until June! But this is just one instance of how she can get ahead if she so desires. She will surely make an enviable place for herself in the world, whether as musician, math teacher or any kind of teacher. The class of '24 will never forget ’Sally” or her smile. 2 SB __________________________________________________________________________________________________j• . U Ol! RUB -y . ...... : - (O! MARGARET MOCKER Marg Germantown. Pa. Gcrmantoun High School; English-Historical: Zu'inglian (1.2. i. -f): Class Poet: Class Historian: Class Athletics. The beginning of the second term of the class of '24 introduced not only a new course in solid geometry, but also the brighthaired. bright-charactered and smiling Margaret I locker. In u week she covered the grounds of acquaintanceship on which the remaining members of the class had spent a semester. The rounding of the class was complete. It needed the willing helper which she was. for whatever the work, there was an anxious, interested assistant in Marg. She has always been interested in sports, trying all of them, offering her services as a scrub when scrubs are few. She won her numerals in the class hockey game by giving able support to her team. She makes an even balance between her studies and extra curricular work, a difficult balance to acquire. If you have some grave difficulty take it to Marg. It will soon seem so small that you'll give it up as a bad job and start thinking you are pretty well off uftcr all. Thus is Marg's make-up: cheerful and willing, giving proper time to work and play, proving herself to be a jolly good fellow. t_7 B Y 1 9 HELEN FRANCES ISENBERC Henny Dayton. Ohio Girls' High School. Philadelphia; English-Historical; Zwnglian (I. 2. $. 4) Recording Secretary ( ). Second Prize, brahman Declamation Contes': Varsity Hockey (I- 2. i). Captain (4); Varsity Basketball (I. 2. 1). Manager (i). Class Athletics: Freshman Hockey Coach ($); Y. W. C. A.; Girls' Athletic Editor of RUBY. I Ix vc You. Sweetheart Dear. Forever! Yes. lor four years Shreincr's walls have echoed with Henny’ melodious strains. I hose who know her l cst can hut say they were cheery strains, ones that made the sun say Bon Jour on a rainy day. Dramatics always were good pals of hers and they proved their faithfulness when on the night of the Xwinglian Declamation Contest she won second prize Lots of other entertaining readings ran all through the programs in Zwing until in her junior year she was leading lady of the class play. Again holding true to family traditions athletics claimed all the spare time she had. Ever since freshmen days Henny” has played on the varsity teams in hockey and basketball and in her junior year was the competent manager of the basketball team. Her senior year found her captain of the hockey team. Besides a liking for Kuhnt’s. the week-ends at home make us believe Cupid punctured two hearts. Now. Henny” you can’t help but be Rich, so we can’t wish you that, but may all the success, happiness and cheeriness you've spread about college be returned to you. I R U BY 0 rOn HENRY SOLOMON KAUFFMAN I lennie” York. Pa. York High School; Mathematical. Treasurer (i). President (4); Schaff(I. 2. i. 4). Pice-President (3); Class Athletics. Kappa Mu Alpha; Orchestra: RUBY Staff Some time ago a lad wandered from York and quietly crept into the little world of Ursinus. All this lad brought with him was a fiddle and a determination above all other things to study. Four years have passed. We behold Solomon in all his glory.” The fiddle is the same, but slightly in the background; the determination to study is still there strengthened by a more mature mind. Hennic” himself has changed. Still quiet? Not on your life! He has developed a line that is surpassed by few fellows ask most any girl for Hennic ' has made the most of his social opportunities. However, his social life doesn't interfere with his main purpose lessons. A conscientious student, he ranks among the highest and is starting out to be a teacher, but we see no end for Hennic” save an end that is marked with the highest of honors. Many other extra-curricular activities bear the mark of “Hcnnic's” industrious hand. He finds time to play basketball and baseball. Schaff and the Math Group will remember him as their efficient president; the orchestra as a fiddler; the Ruby as an associate manager and all of us as a kind and willing worker. 0 R U B V 1 0 SJ 1 4 MARY NAOMI KISTLER Mary” Pf.nnsburg. Pa. Irving College; Classical. Secretary (?); Zwinglian (2. J. 4). Recording Secretary (2); Class Secretary (2); Class Athletics; Y. IV. C. A. Cabinet (2); RUBY Staff. When the trees had all shed their leaves and Mother Earth was covered with snow, one morning in January—the first day of the year, to be exact early in the twentieth century in the industrious town of Pennsburg. this fair maiden first opened her blue eyes and gazed upon the universe. And what would the class of 1924 be without her smiling face? Here is one who is always ready with a smile. After completing her high school course at Pennsburg she went to East Greenville, from which place she entered Irving College. Upon a most worthy reconsideration, she decided to enter Ursi-nus and so has s| cnt her last three years with us as a loyal member of the Classical Group. It is hard to single out Naomi's specialty; she likes to study; she likes to entertain; and she likes to be entertained. Consequently. she has been one of the best pal al out the campus, because of her congenial, happy and care-free spirit, as well as her ready wit and humor. We presume Naomi's expectation is to be a school marm at least, for a few years. Of course, one cannot readily prophesy the future: but who could but suspect that her steady correspondence to State” might influence her ambition? At any rate, be rest assured that our good old pal will establish herself worthily after she leaves Ursinus. as befits a member of the class of '24. 1 ( K U EJ v 10 BLANCHE JOSEPH INZE KRATZ Blanche CoLLKCHVILLi:. Pa. Collegcville High School. English-Historical Zwinglian ( . 2. i. 4). Some years ago. borne along by the bleak blasts of a December morning, just before Christmas, a fair little maiden first saw the light in the flourishing town of Royersford. Soon after she moved to congenial Collegcville. not far from our own renowned Ursinus College. in going to and from the local grammar and high school her path led past Ursinus and after graduating from Collegcville High School as valedictorian of her class, decided she would like to venture inside the walls of old Bombcrger I he chemistry lab seemed to have a special attraction for Blanche and many were the times she risked her precious life there. Blanche has one great weakness automobile riding. She often sigli9 as she is about to enter a dismal classroom, (ice! Wish I was going for a long ride in a machine And she makes the most of life, for being a day student she is out taking a spin on a moonlight night, such as the lrrcnch poets delight in. while the other students are tucked in their little beds for the evening Childc Harolde’s Pilgrimage has always held a certain fascination for Blanche, and although she declares she is going to teach history, we rather believe that a certain young man whose black curly hair has particularly appealed to Blanche will carry her away on one of his Pilgrimages and bring her back to a little cottage built just for two on a large ranch. But whatever she undertakes the best wishes of the class will go with her. FORREST LESTER LENKER Forry” Elizauktuvillk. Pa. Millcrahurg High School. Mathematical. Zuunglian ( . 2. 5. 4); Class Athletics; Kappa Mu Alpha; Y. M. Handbook. Staff (J). RUB V Staff. Coming from a town that had already produced a number of famous Ursinus men. Forrest took the college by storm, won the hearts of one and all and kept his victory intact throughout four years of college life. One might say that he was a plugger. and he was. but he always found time for the greater joys of life in the many social functions that took place during that period of time. In that respect it is interesting to note that his greatest tendency was for variety: and tall ones, short ones, thin ones and fat ones alike, came under the spell of “ForryV Sheiky looks and wicked line. Not even satisfied with exhausting all possible resources at Ursinus. he invaded another school late in his junior year, and Floss lost her heart to the up-country Rodolf. From all indications he means to keep it. To return to lesser things all forms of scholastic activity found Forrest in the foreground. As a soccer player he starred in class contests. Zwing could always count on him for his services at any time, and as a mathematician he was excelled only by Professor Clawson himself. From his myriad of ambitions. “F'orry will undoubtedly pick the one best suited to his talents, and whether in future life we find him an engineer, geologist, farmer or pedagogue, we know that he will attain the highest rank in his chosen field. � - ■ xj p -y ii 9 1 I CHARLES EARL L1NCK Chum Berwyn. Pa. Tredyffln-EasUown High School; Chemical-Biological. SchaJJ (I. 2. f. 4). I''ice-President (I). First Prize. Freshman-Sophomore Essay Contest (2). Play (I. 2. i); Class Athletics; Class Treasurer (2). President (4); Student Council (2. i. 4); Kappa Mu Alpha; Secretary (I); Press Bureau (1); Athletic Committee (i). President (4); Weekly Staff (V). Business Manager (4); Assistant liditor. RUBY. I Icrc is the only contribution of Berwyn to the class of '24 and. although added to our number by accident, his efforts in behalf of the Gold and Black have fully entitled him to answer to the roll-call. Near the end of his high school career which was one of dramatic, literary and athletic note Earl traveled to Ursinus to sec a play in which he was to take a leading part at his preparatory school. Soon after hisarrival. his friends gave him the nameof Chum. In that one word is summed up the high esteem in which this resident of Dog House” is held by all those with whom he comes in contact. For him. nothing is impossible: he tackles everything with a pleasant smile and a strong will; his loyalty to school, class and friends makes all admire him. However, his natural tendencies seem to lie in the deep and dark mysteries of the chemistry lab and herein seems to lie his future endeavors and. of course, his future success. He well deserved the honor of becoming assistant in the lab. We. his friends, can picture him in the remote future evolving new chemical theories, discovering new chemical elements and writing treatise after treatise on the problems of chemistry. 1 9 1 R UB V V_Tf' KENNETH HEFFNER LONG Ken Red Lion. Pa. Historical-Political; Class Football (2): Glee Club. RUBY Staff. When we returned to the halls of old Ursinus in the fall of 1921. we were glad to welcome into our fold, a quiet, reserved young man by the name of Kenneth I.ong. Ken-- early showed his ability as a student. After spending six years in the grades. Ken packed his grip and umbrella and started for Last Stroudsburg Normal School with the intention of becoming a teacher. But after four years of fun and social affairs, he decided that it was too soon to take up the serious side of life, so he came to Urrinus. and cast his destinies with the class of '24. Here Ken” has shown himself a man to be respected. Although quiet and reserved, he is ever ready to extend a helping hand, to some one in need. He is a conscientious scholar, and many a night we can see the light burning in the room far past midnight as Ken tries to parlc francais or delves into the mysterious intricacies of ethics. As an athlete, he has developed into quite a tennis star, and every sunny afternoon we see him on the court playing with one of his boy friends or sometimes one of the co-eds. although his bashful tendencies prohibit this latter diversion. Ken's chief ambition is to be a dentist. And in this he has the sincere wishes of the class of '24 for a successful future. •■O 1 (9 2 i JOHN CLEMENS MARKLEY John SellWKNKSVILLfL Pa. Perkiomen Prep. Sehatf (2. }. 4). Varsity Truck. i. 4). Manager (i). 1 9 2 j John first made his appearance known to the world in the small town of l.ucor.s. Pa., at some time in the dim and distant past. Me received his early education in the public schools of his home town: he was graduated from the Schwenksville High School in 1016. and the following autumn he entered the Perkiomen School, graduating there in the spring of 1917. The following year found John in the teaching profession which he left shortly to answer the call of his country, l or one year after that he served in the U. S. Army Vocational School at Pittsburgh. Still desirous of a higher education he entered Lehigh University. where he distinguished himself as a good student and a track man. A call from the Perkiomen School took him back there in the capacity of a professor on the junior faculty in 1920. he later becoming head coach of track at that place. In the fall of 1921 John entered Ursinus. where, with school work and business interests, he finds little time to himself except to pay occasional visits to Pcrkasic where Ann spends her winter months teaching. John belongs to the Chem-Bi Group, priding himself as being one of Dr. Allen's chosen few. but expects to enter the business world after graduation instead of following in Dr. Allen's footsteps. Anti because of his pleasing personality and aggressive qualities, success will undoubtedly come his way. EUGENE BACHMAN MICHAEL Mike Gene Philadelphia. Pa. . ortheasl High School; Historical-Political. Schajf ( . 2. i. 4). Vice-President ($), hirst Prize. h'reshman-Sophomorc Essay Contest ( ). Play ( . 2. J); Class President (I). Vice-President (I). Chairman Program Committee (2). Kappa Mu Alpha; Class Athletics: Track learn (2); Ireasurer. Pennsylvania Intercollegiate Oratorical Union (i): Vice-President. Reformed Church Club (i); Varsity Debating Team (j). President. Philadelphia Club (I). Eugene B. Michael, president of the Philadelphia and Reading Railroad. How easily that rolls off the tonguel It is almost a prophecy. Some day it is sure to come true, lot of all the many things in which Mike is interested, the Reading has the biggest slice of his heart. Many are the times that he has recited one of its time-tables forward, backward and criss-cross for the amusement of the fellows. With such interest, if Mike doesn’t make good in railroading, something will be radically wrong, and it won't be with him. But Gene” is versatile, even in nicknames. Actor, speaker, debater, runner, executive, leader, friend and good at each. His interpretation of Dr. Jekyl and Mr. Hyde” was a mastcr- Eiccc of the amateur stage and is sure to be remembered about trsinus for a long time to come. In his junior year he took the part of Robin Hood in Sherwood. SchafTs anniversary play. The same year, with no experience, he captured a place on the debating team. All in all. Mike is human and likeably so. His few faults are greatly overbalanced by his many virtues and his friends wish him all the luck in the world. l CHARLES HERBERT MILLER Charlie COLLEGEVILLE. Pa. Collegecille High School. SchajJ ( , 2. i. 4). Play (2); V. M. C. A. Cabinet. To give a true description of “Charlie it is necessary to know him intimately. The casual observer would certainly miss much he possesses, but which is not wholly apparent on the surface. Self-respecting critics in almost any line hesitate to use that trite and hackneyed phrase. Still waters run deep. but it is so applicable in Charlie's case that it would be a mistake not to utilize it. Who could be quieter or more unobtrusive than “Charlie ” While generally pretty much in evi dcncc. he is seldom heard: but again. An empty barrel makes the greatest noise While quiet and reserved it is not to be thought that he is not deeply interested in every phase of school life; he is on hand for everything that goes on and what he doesn't know about everything of great and little importance is not worth knowing, although he keeps it pretty much to himself. Hemg a member of the office force, naturally places him some what on a plane with authority. from where he should look upon the actions of those who. to certain officials, are sometimes guilty of conduct ungentlemanly or not in conformity with the established rules and regulations, with a cold and disapproving eye. Vet. if he did assume this attitude he might well find justification enough to censure himself. Whutcvcr interest he may have in the fair sex is difficult to discern. In keeping, therefore, with previous remarks upon his other characteristics is this observation: One can never tell! 0 u p WILLARD MAHLON MILLER Dutch” Gilbert. Pa. Kulztoun Slate Normal; Chemical-Biological. SchajJ ( . 2. i. 4), Class ilhletics. When Pope Gregory came back to Ursinus in the fall of 1920 he brought with him a bashful little boy from his home town. who. although he did not play the same keen hand of poker or sling such a wicked line as did Pope. soon made a name for himself as a fiend for work and a student who was not satisfied with anything less than an A. One of Dutch's failings during his sophomore year was Bill Henning, another of Gilbert's favored sons, and day and night found them together working at their lessons, reminiscing over the days that were gone, when as barefoot boys they walked the trails of Delaware Water Gap or pitched hay with the same zest that marked their later endeavors. Came his junior year, and Dutch and “Bill remained as staunch and true as ever, living together with Dr. Anders, turning out work in prodigious quantities, strengthening friendships and preparing themselves for after life. But in his senior year a tragedy came into Dutch's life. Henning left the famed halls of Ursinus to seek knowledge in the mere specialized field of pharmacy. And Dutch became like the “Cat that walked by himself. We can picture him in the lonely hours of the night plugging away at his books, trying to forget his loneliness. In spite of his retiring disposition. Miller became well known for his cheery smile and kind word as he passer! classmates and friends on the campus. We know not what the future holds for this son of '24. but we know that it will be bright. I I Oin R U BY WILLIAM KEN DIG MILLER W. H. K. Bill SlLVF.RDALE. Pa. Perfyomen School. Historical-Political: Schaff ( . 2. 3. 4). Vice-President (J); Kappa Mu Alpha. Schaff Play (I. 2. 1); Assistant Baseball Manager (2. 3). Manager (4); RUBY Staff. Prom Silvcrdalc. down among the pretty hills of Bucks County, a sleepy little village, as old as the trees that shade its quiet streets and as quaint as the name by which it is known, came Bill. Anti we are glad that he did come. As with the class, so with Bill ” He early began to develop rapidly along many lines. Rooming in Derr Hall, then full of ministers, he proved the terror of the dormitory in more ways than one. In Schaff he soon took the lead as an excellent actor, speaker and debater. On the dance floor he proved a veritable Vernon Castle. Three Schaff pluys found W. H K holding down leading roles. We remember in particular his excellent interpretation of the role of Sheriff of Nottingham While not athletically inclined. “Bill showed his interest in athletics by finally achieving the coveted position of senior baseball manager after three years of hard work on the diamond, which office he capably held until the time of going to press. The history of the class of '24 is far from complete. Many of its most thrilling pages arc yet to be written. And when they arc. we know that the name of W. H. K. Miller will stand out prominently among those who have gained fame and fortune � U B v MARGARET MURRAY MILLS Marg Haddonfield. N. J. ! addon field High School. Modern Language; Schujf (I. 2. i. - ). Secretary ( ). Janilress ( ); Varsity Hockey ( . 2. I): Basketball ( . 2. i); Y. IV. C. A. A tall light-haired maiden from Haddonfield jumped center so read the Public Ledger in a write-up of the girls' basketball team. Marg is right there with the goods when it comes to basketball, hockey or any other athletic feature and never feels happier than when she is dressed in her middy and bloomers. Marg enjoys adventure and in her freshman year had lots of it. Although seemingly quiet. Marg is mischievous and will always take a dare. In her sophomore year she showed us how quiet she really could be and studied hard, setting a high standard for herself in the classroom. During her junior year she turned to more trivial matters, and first of all. shocked every one by bobbing her hair. She proved quite an attraction for the opposite sex and was especially fond of bunnies.” bills and small deals. No one need fear that Marg will die in a hurry or rather because she is in a hurry, from care she is free whether she gets to classes on time or is late, and so we can well apply the quotation. Procrastination is the thief of time. as well as the more important one. Who will, can.” R U B V MIRIAM BUCKWALTER MOYER Mir Trappe, Pa. Collcgccillc High School. English-Historical; Zuinglian (1.2, i. 4). lo look at this modest maiden one would think she were u model of quietness and sobriety, but you cun t judge u book b its cover. Mir” thus is she best known to her many friends spent her childhood years in the Trappe Grammar School where she was graduated with honors. Nor did her renown end there. Collegeville High School was the institution next honored with her gay laughter und stately dignity, a very pleasing com bination. Never selfish and always near to lend a helping hand, she grew to be loved and admired. But we do not want it thought that she is all work and no play, for back of her serious mien there is a heap of mischief Many were the pranks she played, but her swift movements und her ready speech, for Mir is an incessant talker, always helped her to elude the punishment that was meted out After a great deal of consideration. Mir decider! to enter the famous walls of Ursinus to work, and indeed she has worked very hard for an intellectual gown which would fit her to become a teacher. Her duties, both in her college work and in her home life, for she is a member of that noisy group, known as day students, have always been well performed and we feel assured that what ever will be her chosen field, whether school teaching or house keeping, it will prove a success. To thisend the class of '24 extends to you. Mir. its best wishes. � • U B ELIZABETH WEI K EL POLEY Liif Roykrsford. Pa. Royersjord High School: Modern Languages; Schaff ( . 2. i. 4). Seer clary (2), Pianist ( . 2): College Orchestra (I. 2); Girls Glee Cluh (2). V W. C. A.; RUBY Staff. 1 9 2 i Royersford is where Klizabeth hails from, but her birthplace was the famous town of Trappe. just a few miles up the road from the equally famous ''burg of Collegcvillc. It was here that Klizabeth became instilled with a love for Ursinus to which she hied after carrying away the valedictory honors in her high school. At college she has not fallen down, for as all the professors will agree, her work is of the highest type. She not only excels in scholastic ability, but along musical lines as well. Besides being a cornctist. she plays the piano very well and also has a sweet soprano voice which often graces quartets on society programs and at Y. W. meetings. During the last year she became the treasurer of the Y. W. C. A., thereby gaining a coveted position on the cabinet. Although not in the limelight, she has always been an earnest and constant worker in class and society affairs. If any one wants something carried out and done well, they ask Klizabeth. 'I.izabcth is quiet and unassuming, but a jolly and interesting comrade withal. All who know this tiny, brown-eyed, curly-headed girl wish her every success imaginable as a teacher of languages. D -IU ' - i_______________________________________________ Oil 1 U B V WILLIAM DANIEL REIMERT Bill” Allentown. Pa. Mercersburg Academy. Ilistorical Political. Critic (I. 4). .uinglian (I. 2. I. 4). Vice-President (i). Attorney (4). Kappa Mu Alpha; Class Athletic .Manager (I, 2): Class Historian ( ); Sophomore Pool ball Manager. Junior Eootball Manager: Y. XI. C. A.. Secretary (2): Vice-President (S); Press Bureau (2. i). Editor (4): Weekly Staff (2. i). Assistant Editor (4); Stu lent Council (2. I). Vice-President (4): Editor-In-Chief of the RUBY. Who loves not women, wine and song remain?, a fool his whole life long. If the above test is applied to Bill. the answer is Bill” is no fool, for his batting eye for women is unusually keen. As for the second, see the Constitution of the U. S.. Amendment 18: and song, the third term Bill resents it Bill’s first venture in higher education was in Shanghai. China, and after having run the gauntlet of Algebra. Fnglish. history and the like, he decided to come to the States to learn the way of America. Upon his arrival in Frisco, he bought and devoured an American newspaper, which was the greatest event that had ever come into his life up to that lime, for he promptly decider! to some day own or manage a business that would publish just such a paper as that three times daily. After spending two years at Mercersburg. where lie distinguished himself on the Li . News, in dramatics and in literary society, he came to Ursinus. which place he will shortly leave after attaining that for which he has worker! for six years and come 12.000 miles to get. ROBERT PAUL RENSCH I'at “Bob” ClIAMUKKSBURr;. Pa. Chamber sburg High School: Historical-Political; Zwinglian (I. 2. i. 4). President (4): Class Athletics. Class Vice President ( i). Kappa .Mu Alpha; Varsity hoot-ball (2. 1. 4). He will always be just plain “Bob.” a friend, counselor and adviser, a man of few words but of deep thoughts and many actions. Bob made the football team in his sophomore year and has held his position against all comers since that time. He has always played a bang-up game and will be one of the biggest losses to the team next year. It will take a mighty fine man to fill his berth. In wing he has also shown Ins loyalty and always has a well prepared number when called upon. The society has shown their appreciation of his work by electing him president in his senior year. I Ic is also an active and energetic H-P'er and a loyal, working member of '24. Bob has four great weaknesses though: eating, sleeping, deeping and eating. No matter when you come into the room, you will usually find Bob taking his recreation” on the bed. And whenever there is a feed it is a very bad policy to let him get started before the rest. One big surprise of his college course is the fact that during his four years at Ursinus. he has never bothered with the weaker sex.” But remember the old saying: The older they arc. the harder they fall. So just keep your eyes on him. fellows. All the luck in the world. Bob. Hit ’em low and hard. f n h. U b 'v ALVIN SWE.ISFORD RIC HARDS •■Rich ZlECXERSVILLE. Pa. Collegecille High School. Chemical Biological. SchajJ (1.2. i. 4). Class Athletics. Varsity Track (- • )• How Rich ’ got here, nobody knows, but to come all the way from Zicglcrsville without his parents protection on opening day stands out as one of his greatest triumphs. I he lure and call of the test tube and biology lab made hirn select the Chern-Bi Group as his battleground. Alvin was born, reared, and yes. educated midst the splendor and wilds of the Pcrkiomcn. and yet emerges the jscrfcct gentle man of our dreams. One of those fortunates. who though living among them, evidences none of the distinct earmarks of the dutchrnan. We chcrchcz. la femme in vain and find nothing but a fancy for brunettes and a consuming desire to settle in the Pcrkiomcn Valley. Alvin is a product of Schwenksvillc High School and of the Pcrkiomcn School. During the war. he gave his all for he attended Ursinus during the S. A I C. His presence in the Day-Study is fixed, for if you do not find him there, then he must be away from college, and happy arc some of the freshmen when such is the casc. As for Rich's future, it is hard to predict, excepting that it surely looks bright. His weakness for the fair sex; very noticeable during the last year, may entangle him into married life if the right one consents And now that we have talked about you. “Rich, we will turn and say. Here’s to you. keep up the good work. 1 9 2 i EMMA SALOME ROEDER Ray” East Greenville. Pa. Perfyomcn School; Mathematical; Zu)inglian (2. ?. 4). Anniversary Program (2); Class Secretary (2. i). Treasurer (2). Class Athletics; Y. W. C. A. All things have a beginning and if a fine start predicts a belter end we expect big things from Ray after her graduation at 'Sinus. She arrived here with the enlightening word or insignia salutatorian attached to her name, which she won at Perkiomcn. Although having advance standing, she entered in the freshman class, proving their capable secretary and treasurer. Her talents are great and varied. In the scholastic life she ably distinguished herself and established a record in the Math Group which is one to be envied. Her debut upon the stage, both speaking and singing, as the Sheik won her such great renown that it would make Mary Pickford turn green with jealousy or Galli-Curci blush with shame. She might be a veritable Ray from old Sol himself, accounting for her sunny disposition and cheery smile. But that kind of sun has no favor in her eyes. She loves the earthly kind. Words fail to express the sentiments and adjectives seem tame when describing this true daughter of Eve. When Shakespeare wrote. What's in a name. he must have overlooked F.mma Salome, for she surely lives up to both, containing that rare combination of knowing when to play and when to be serious and being successful at both. UUb ol! ------------ — . . 1 . . . U B 1 WILLARD SELL ROSENBERGER Rosie Philadelphia. Pa. Temple University; Schajf ( . 2. i, 4). Pianist (2). Chaplain ( i). Recording Secretary (i). Play (2. 1); Class Treasurer (f); Press Bureau. Weekly StajJ 4 . When the present century was only a few months old. the Quaker City was made aware of the presence of a lusty-throated baby boy. After making a general nuisance of himself in the community, and causing his parents days and nights of anxiety and trouble. Willard finally reached the age when they were glad to send him off to school in order to keep him out of mischief. Gradually, due to the restraining influence of his teachers, he became less troublesome, and by the time he had completed his secondary education, he had developed, ostensibly, into a very sedate individual. At first Rosie was solitude personified, and few of us really knew him. He had all the qualities of a student and occasionally exercised them. More recently, however, we have begun to sec him in his true light. In fact, in the latter part of his junior year he began to show evidences of Bolshevistic tendencies seeing Red” to a great extent in Bomberger. on the campus, and at many social functions. We suspect many dark secrets hidden away in the chambers of his heart. We arc even audacious enough to suspect that there is another reason than his immediate family for his going home so regularly over week-ends. It would be a great satisfaction to u� if we could solve the mystery of Rosie's field of service in the future. 1l R LJ ti V MABEL SCHAEFFER ROTHERMEL Mabel FliBETWOOD. Pa. Fleet icood High School. Malhmatical; Zwinglian ( . 2. i. 4). Recording and Corresponding Secretary (2). Varsity Hockey (2. I. 4); Class Athletics: Y. IF. C. A.: RUBY Staff. In the course of human events it so happened one day that Mabel appeared to brighten the town of Fleetwood. After acquiring the usual knowledge handed out by the public school and high school, she journeyed to Ursinus. Immediately hockey took the first place in Mabel’s athletic ability. By her steadiness and faithfulness she acquired a position on her class team in the freshman days. I he following year the varsity claimed her as their goalkeeper, of which position no one has since been able to deprive her. Not a little of the success of the hockey teams belongs to Mabel. Always a hard and willing worker, she has proved herself a great help to her class and Zwing. Nothing is ever too difficult or tiresome to be undertaken, (.lass shines and society programs are for Mahel merely a chance to be useful and. perhaps, a guide for others. Mabel plans to become a teacher, but we who know her. realize that there arc other lines of work, especially of the domestic type, which arc of more interest and for which she has great ability. May the spirits of happiness and prosperity go hand in hand with Mabel in the days to come. FERNLY YOCUM RUTTER Gummy Pottstown, Pa. Economics and Business Administration. President ( ). Zwlntlian ( . 2. J. 4). Vice-President (3); Class Attorney: Scrub Football: Kappa Mu Alpha; RUBY Staff. Before coming to Ursinus Gummy. as he is affectionately called by his lady friend, attended Penn State. While at State he joined the Sigma Alpha F.psilon Fraternity and shook a wicked hoof at the hops, thereby laying the foundation for his future conquests de-cour: in other words, experience is the keynote to his success along this line. Gummy. as aforementioned. is a hunter of no mean repute with the women, ami has extended his hobby to the birds of the Dean and the McCor mick rabbits, to say nothing of Fcttcrolfs pigeons and Mrs Tower's chickens. The last two mentioned being the only ones that have ever fallen prey to his ability not so with the women. At the beginning of his senior year Yoc returned with his Queenic not a woman but a Ford. This helper! to make his conquests more numerous and he was rapidly approaching his zenith when Queenic began to weaken due to overwork. His social aspirations have been hindered considerably and it was with reluctance that he committed Queenic to the hospital. Gummy is a hale fellow very well met and any girl would do herself justice by introducing him to mother ns her own Having a keen analytical mind his future is bright and we know that in the very near future will be general manager of the Great Atlantic and Pacific Steel Corporation. £ .OUJJ dJ! - • by f]p d] JAMES FRANKLIN SELLERS “Rabbit” Greencastle. Pa. Chemical-Biological; Scrub football ( ); Schajf ( . 2. i. ■ ). Kappa Mu Alpha. Class Football (2). One early September morning. 1920. the campus was brightened by the arrival of a verdant freshman, a most distinguished representive from Greencastle. In the versatile personage of Rabbit” one finds much that is original, distinctive and commendable. We have seen him making his way indcfatigably and steadily upward, animating all with an infectious spirit, making for himself individually a record irreproachable. As a freshman he was rather quiet and sedate. Even co-education had no attraction for him. Although having nothing in particular against the fair sex. he believed them less dangerous and safer at a distance, but “still water runs deep. During his junior year his interest in the opposite sex rapidly increased. If one should attempt a diagnosis of Rabbit's planetary make-up. he would undoubtedly shake his intellectual head dubiously and admit that while everything was present their arrangement was so unfathomable and cabclistic as to confound even the profundity of his own professional erudition. Vet we can say that in him is strength of character, sound intelligence and undeviating loyalty to his Alma Mater. IL, mi K U B v BEATRICE CORSON SHREVE Bea Classboro. N. J. Glass boro High School. English-Historical; Zuinglian (I 2. i. 4). Pianist (2). Corresponding Secretary (2); Class Athletics: Y. W. C. A.. RUBY Staff. Bca's kind-heartedness and radiant good nature arc an ever-increasing source of wonder to her companions. Occur rcnces will aggravate her. and for a moment anger seizes her. hut the next moment sees her sweet forgiving smile beam on her offender. And she forgets, too. Not she to forever held a grievance against any one. Some shall never forget the day Bea arrived at Ursinus. Freshmen, it seemed, were hurrying to and fro everywhere investigating the place. Not so with Beatrice' A more forlorn creature you will scarcely ever see. She soon became reconciled to Ursinus. and has been here ever since with the exception of a few week-ends. In sperts. Bea tends decidedly toward the aquatic, and her summers arc accordingly spent in and on Silver l ake, where she competes with the sharks in swimming. Not that Beatrice is all sports' Ch. no. she gets things done, too. On class committees. V. W cabinet and in Zwing one can trust her to do the tasks assigned her She has that quality of doing a thing in earnest when asked to do it In passing, it might be well to mention that she has had a faultless training in housewifery, which may help her to become some day an excellent school teacher! rvv WEBSTER SHULTZ STOVER Web” Nazareth. Pa. Nazareth High School: Classical: Zicinglian (I. 2. i. 4). Treasurer (i): Second Trite. Sophomore T.ssay Conics'.; Class Historian (2); Captain of Track (•?); Brotlierhood of St. Paul (1.2. i. 4). Secretary (2). Vice-President ( f); Intercollegiate Debating 'Team (i). RUBY Staff. “(iirls! Behold the man! Watch your step: the conquering hero comes. So stated his card at the Y. M. and Y. W. reception. but this tells very little of this modern cussing parson. This classicist has been a human question mark to every one on the campus. We know very little of this great man's history, but his escapades here have been sufficient to convince us that he is not a saint. Along scholastic lines he has been very successful, graduating from high school with first honors, and standing high in his class at Ursinus without ever indulging seriously in study. Mis roommates claim that in all his four years at Ursinus they never caught him studying after 6 o'clock in the evening, his average amount of study being all of two hours a week. Me came to us cracked up as an athlete. In this he lived up to his reputation; especially the night he cleared the fire escape at the Maples in two leaps. This intellectual giant known as Spikes in the army, as Jack Molt during summer vacations, and as “Web” on the campus, is headed straight for the gospel shop in New York City. Mis many experiences, his stick-to-it-tivcness and his determination to win are bound to spell success for him. n GRACE WELLA TROUT Fish POTTSTOWN. Pa. Pot!stouti High School. English-Historical: Schaff (I. 2. i. 4). Pianist ( . I). Secretary (2); Class Secretary ( S): Class Athletics: Y. W. C. A. Cabinet (I). Music hath charms' and Grace is musical, so putting two and two together we have a charming combination. Nor is the piano all that she plays. Her repertoire includes practical jokes and indoor baseball, a la tennis ball and hockey stick. Versatile, n'cst-ce pas? Gracious is naturally ironical, but she came pretty near to it when she patronized the College Supply Store for a laundry kit. We've counted three times that it traveled to Pottstown' Every Friday she was ready to go home to sister Betty and the folks. We never found out just whom the folks included or perhaps it was the trolley ride monotonous enough, if one doesn't have company that Grace went home to sec. And then came a rumor that one of these fellow passengers was about to invest in a Ford runabout! Grace's middle initial is “W and she rays it stands for Wclla well, it might stand for worker, too. She has done much for the V. W. and was a conscientious class secretary, to say nothing of her business ability in selling junior candy. The above picture doesn't do Grace justice. There was a larger one that was much better and Grace asked if it wouldn't be possible to condense it to the desired size. But we don't want to condense Grace, there's just enough of her to make a real girl and a good friend. EDWARDINE ELIZABETH TYSON I)cnc‘‘ Limerick. Pa. Collegevillc High School; English-Historical; SchajJ (2. i. 4). In this dignified young lady on whom you now gaze is to lie found one of the jollicst members of the girls' day study. “Dene is a scries of contradictions to the human eye. First, we see her in class, solemn as a judge, earnestly absorbing the words of the professor. Any one might think she was the worst sort of grind. But five minutes later in the day study we find her moving the girls about, from laughter to tears as she relates some funny incident which has just happened in class. Yes. Dene” has that happy sort of disposition which is ready for the least bit of fun at any time and she is often the one to start that fun. I .dwardine comes from l.uncrick. a suburb of Collegevillc. She attended Collegevillc High School and entered Ursinus with the class of '19. She spent only one year here, however, for Dene’ had visions visions of a class to come -one of the greatest Ursinus should ever see the class of '24. So she waited and joined us in our sophomore year. As a member of Schaff Literary Society “Dene has shown herself to be a pianist of no mean ability and we know she is a fine organist. She even has to cut classes to play at funerals, weddings and everything, so much is she in demand. Whether Dene devotes her time after graduation to teaching, music or a member of the opposite sex. we are sure she will make a success of life and our wishes for the best of luck go with her. © MOLLY VINE Molly Trenton. N. J. Trenton High School: Chemical Biological. Secretary (2). SchafJ ( . 2. i. 4). Play ( . 2. I): Vanity Hockey (2. 4): Class Ahtlctics: Women's Council (4). Secretary (2). Vice-President (5). When wc think of Molly we think of her doing something, and Molly can do lots of things. She can draw and paint, she can sew. play hockey and basketball, and she can dance. So it was not long until the class made use of her abilities and placed her in charge of the decorations and refreshments for our first shine, when wc as frosh entertained the juniors. Because of her sue ccssful work Molly was put in charge of the same preparations the next year when we again entertained out sister class. Then another thing Molly can do is to spend hours and hours in the laboratories, cither in what seems to those who are unacquainted with its mysteries, the dint, dreary dungeon under Bombcrgcr. or else in the equally uninviting one presided over by Dr. Allen. She seems much interested in long puzzle-like formulae in the depths of her chemistry book, and in the short-cared sheep us studies in heredity. But Molly's real hobby seems to be dancing. Society programs arc always improved when she gives a dance for the members. All of us remember how she showed her ability in that line when she took part in the Schaff play. Sherwood. So now after telling a few things that she has done and is doing for Ursinus. let us all say. Here's to Molly, may she live long and prosper, and keep on doing things. IQI. ' ■ ■ LJ B fv — JAMES LESLIE WIKOFE Les •Wick” Tri-in ton. Pa. Trenton High School. Chemical-Biological. Zu inglian (1.2. I. 4). Vicc-Frcsident (I): Class • resident (I. 2): Varsity Football (I. 2. I): Scrub Basketball (I. 2.1); RUBY Statf. It is said Trenton makes, the world takes. Before you is pictured one who has caused us to more fully realize the significance of such a statement, for J. Leslie Wikoff is a product of this noted metropolis and from personal expression and the consensus of opinion of those who really know him. the world has taken a goodly portion of what Trenton has produced sparing none of our “l cslie. “Wick'' came to us noted in many respects and it was not long before his versatility was in evidence in the various phases of college and extra-college activities. However, aside from being an indulgent student, he revealed dominating ability on the football field, holding down the job of snapper-back for three seasons. As an advocate and presenter of grand comedy he proved beyond reach, and should medicine ever fail him. the footlights shall not be far away. Now Lea has departed from our midst to further pursue his studies in preparation for his greatest calling the preservation of the human body. To him this is the greatest work of all work, and who dare deny that the welfare of the individual, spiritually, mentally or socially, is dependent largely upon the condition of the physical being. For this purpose and to this end he works may he reap the best. K U 13 Y MARGARET AMELIA YOST Peg” CoLLRCEVILLE, Pa. Collcgccillc High School. Modern Language, 7.u'inglian ( . 2. i. • ). Corresponding Secretary. Musical Director ( ). First Prize. Freshman Declamation Contest: Class Poet (2. i). Class Athletics. Women s Council (■ ). RUliY Staff. Eureka, a flourishing little town consisting of a blacksmith shop, a church and three or four houses, was the birthplace of this quiet, winsome, but pleasure-loving bit of humanity. Her parents soon moved to Collegcvillc. where ever since Peg has hob-nobbed with the intellectuals Peg” early distinguished herself by her scholarship and upon being graduated from Collegcvillc High Schcol. decided to cast her lot with the day students of Ursinus. She is a thoroughly conscientious student and Work l cforc play would seem to be her motto, though to hear her organ preludes and voluntaries in chapel would lead us to believe that to play was her one ambi tion. She became a staunch member of Zwing and there also her musical ability has contributed much to the success of many u program. Beneath her quiet and reserved manner, amounting almost to shyness, there is a fun-loving disposition approaching the frivclous. Only her daily associates could possibly realize how many of the frequent noisy outbursts of mirth which emanate frem the girls' day study, are really due to Peg. As for Margaret's future, who can tell what is in store for her? She may become one of the vast throng of school marms. but whatever course in life she may choose, we arc sure that success and all good fortune await her. u MIRIAM GRACE ZAUGG Mini” Wooster, Ohio li'ocslcr College; Modern Language: Schajf ($. 4). Play ( ); Y. IV. C. A On a dark night in September. 1923. about I I o’clock. Miriam arrived at Ursinus. Having traveled all the way from Wooster. Ohio, and being now a stranger in a strange land, she was ready to fall a victim to whoever found her and so Shreiner took her in for the night. Hut she did not stay there and the very next morning she continued her travels of the night before until she reached South Hall, where she has resided ever since. Mim is the daughter of a banker who has traveled in Europe and the niece of a missionary in Japan. I hese contacts, as well as her own wide experience, make conversation with her very interesting, instructive and often very funny. Her big ambition is to some day travel the wide world and see things for herself. At Ursinus her great musical talent and her generosity in entertaining both vocally and at the piano are well known. Play for us. ‘Mim’. is a familiar phrase to the girls in her hall. Her life is so well rounded that she finds time and place for everything. She works, she plays, she dances, she hikes, she reads, she studies, gives support to every organization of which she is a member. We arc sure that as she goes out into the world as a teacher she will be a big success for her personality, dependability and capability combined with good cheer is the kind that get there.” MARY AGNES MARQUARDT Mary Lebanon. Pa. i I bright College: English-Historical. Four years ago when Mary gave her family and friends her fond farewells, lit tic-did shedrearn of coming toUrsinus. Judging from her. (hough, (he name of her former college must have had grca( influence upon her. for she so impresses us, (hn( is. “Albright. Perhaps Mary thinks we don't know much about her. having been with us only a short while, but even so. we've heard several rumors that might surprise her not a little. We know it to be a fact that whenever mischief was afoot every one looked to Mary as the instigator: also, on escapades, be it lawful or otherwise. Mary was always known to be the self-starter for her merry accomplices. Some fertile spot in her gray matter was ever functioning, determining what next to do. However, had we not really known Mary did these things we never shoul.1 have guessed, for as some one has said. She looks like an angel; but you'd be surprised! In spite of all the fun and jollity that is always bubbling over in her. we do admit that she is a most conscientious worker. We re positive that she doesn't believe in All work and no play.” but we re equally certain that she does place business l efore pleasure.” Mary hasn't included us in her secret as to what she has in mind for the near future, but if she's going to impart the mysteries of the three R's to struggling young America, we know she'll be rewarded with success. K U B Y ALLEN EUGENE DEAL Chicken White Haven, Pa. W hitc Haven High School. Historical-Political. Eats Committee (2. 3. 4); .wing lian ( . 2. 3. 4); Class Athletics; Scrub hootball ( . 2. 3); Basketball ( . 2. 3); Scrub Baseball (1.2. 3). Yes. indeed. none other than Chicken. and as it is with chicken so it is with Allen, a man whom any one would relish as a friend. Allen has entered into all sports with a vim. and although not making the varsities, it can be truthfully said that he developed many a varsity man. He has always been a bulwark of strength in our class, making for the best interest of '24 in more ways than one. Don’t draw your conclusions too rapidly. “Chick hasn't confined his activities to the gridiron, cage, diamond and class alone, far from it; for behind those | caccful eyes rests a brain that has innumerable tracks. He knows every light switch in and alx ut the college, how and when to pull them to obtain the best results in the form of ice cream, howls of dismay, amusement, etc., ad infinitum. None other than old man Pinkerton himself said that Allen had led him one of the most merry chases in his career as a sleuth. We suspect that this was called forth on certain innumerable occasions when the college bell failed to function. However. we can not only forgive him his little tricks, but like him the better for them. Former Classmates William Henry Anderman Franklin Church Bing Evelyn A. Bond Malvern Crisp Buchanan Meade Cauffiel Francis Julius Clamer Eric Alfred Corkhill Earl Tomlin Cornweli Allen Eugene Deal Ruth Elizabeth Fosbinder Ethel Adeline Fox Burres W. Griffin Elwood Kiwelle Gilbert Mary Deishek Good Charles Jethro Haas ♦Robert James Johnston Russell Christian Kengle Dorothy Kaylor McKee Fred William Mergentiialer Joseph Harold Seibert Helen Marie Schuler Jane Hunter Sneyd Paul Winston Staples J. Leslie Wikoff CLASS MOTTO Not on the heights, but climbing” FLOWER American Beauty Rose COLORS Maroon and White President V ice-Prcsidcnt Secretary Treasurer Poet Historian OFFICERS .. Russell Moyer Beatrice E. Shafer Nathalie E. Gretton John U. Bisbing Alice E. Berger Helen M. Johnson POEM As juniors we enter these portals, lo continue the work we’ve begun. With dear old Sinus as our guide I lie task is easily done. For two whole years you've harbored us Through storms both grim and dark: And safely brought us through our course In yours, the gallant bark. Yet we arc not content Just on the heights to stay: But climb till we reach the highest. For this we strive each day. We know this place is hallowed By those who have gone before: lo us they gave the burning brand To keep lit as of yore. If we would keep this trust they gave. And live to its purpose true. Then in each heart must be kept alive The flame that is given to you. With standards set so high What ends may we not attain? So it's up to you. oh. twenty-five! lo reveal to the world your gain. ■yu Class History CHAPTER III THE third milestone in our climb to the top of this mountain to meet Success has been reached! Yes. at times it has been a hard pull and we have often been tempted to rest by the way-side. but. after all. we have come to plateaus where, beside brooks and springs, we have found resting places in the form of our never-to-be-forgotten social activities. rhe first milestone reached by the class of 25 marks its victory in the tug-of-war and a hard-fought, well-earned football game. Although not as successful in basketball against our rival class, our men showed their class spirit by putting up a good fight. The class banquet at Philadelphia and the frosh-junior shine we will never forget. But let us pass on to the second milestone. The climbing grew harder, and at times there seemed to be nothing but rock and sky. yet we never failed to climb onward and upward. Now we have reached the beginning of the third stretch with our numbers somewhat depleted but with those who remain taking upon themselves the responsibility of upperclassmen, who look back only to recall pleasant occurrences of the past, and who turn their eyes forward with the ambition to be always “Not on the heights, but climbing.’ Junior Class Roll 7V Milton Agley Atlantic City. N. J. They that gocern most, make least noise. Alice Emily Berger Schuylkill I laven If to her share some female errors full. Look on her face, ami you'll forget them all John Hoover Bisbinc Royersford What then remains, hut well our power to use. And keep good humor still, whatsocr we loses Ki.im Elizabeth BleIstkin . I cbanon With malice toward none; With charity toward all. Anna Christine Borkey Reading Favors to none, to all she smiles extends. Nettie Bowman Boyer Slatington If she do frown, tis not in hate of you. Edward Rutledge Cook Philadelphia All great men arc in some degree inspired. Allen Eugene Deal White Haven And he is oft the wisest man who is not wise at air Mary Wack DrissEL I-ansdalc She speaks, behaves. and acts just as she ought. Sherman A. Eger Reading “My only books were women's looks. And folly's all they've taught me.” Elizabeth Umstead Evans. ... Lebanon Measures, not men. have always been my mark Francis Carpenter Evans.. Lebanon 'll matters not what men assume to be. Or good, or bad. they arc but what they are. Jeanne Giiiord Gilbert Haddonficld, N. J. There s a language in her eye. her check■ her lip. Nay. her foot speaks. Sherman Fulmer Gilpin Philadelphia It needs some sense to play the fool. Samuel Givler. Jr. ......................Ephratn Pleasure should follow business. Dorothy Edna Grebe Royersford A maiden never bold. Nathalie Elizabeth Gretton Trenton. N. J. The joys of meeting pay the pangs of absence. Ralph Ehy Heiges. . .Shippensburg Not to know me argues yourselves unknown Elmer Charles Herber . New Tripoli Worth makes the man. Howard T. Heriier New Tripol He is well paid that is well satisfied. Marian May Hershberger I.ebanon It is a drear life to do the same thing the same day at the same hour. Mary Elizabeth I Jolloway Philadelphia “Women in mischief are wiser than men. Charles Hunsickf.r Norristown ■' You speak 0 the people as if you were a got! to punish. 11elen Mary Johnson Mauch Chunk Silence in woman is like speech in man. Pearl Claire Kimes .Spring City Patience is a necessary ingredient of genius. Ruth Moser Kistler Allentown He to her virtues very kind. He to her faults a little blind.” M. Lucille Knipe Limerick A good sport, and a goo l sportsman. Lester Clair Koiir York Men resemble the gotls in doing good to their fellow creatures. Edna Mae Martin Hanover The girl of the Golden li'est. Sallik Belle Mosser .. Shilling ton In maiden meditation, fancy free. Russell Lowell Moyer Freeburg Plain in dress, and sober in diet. Rom Miriam Nickel Soudcrton A (realme fond and changing, fair and Cain. That hath a mint of phrases in her brain. Ralston G. Oberholtzer Boyertown 7 is no sin for a man to tabor in his vocation Kthel Blanchk Paufk Nes |uchoning II hen she had passed, it seemed like the ceasing of exquisite music. John C. Piscator Philadelphia His eyes have all the seeming of a demon that is dreaming. Walter S. R. Powell . Alloway. N. J. The over curious are not oier-wise Fred Vincent Roeder East Greenville ngenuity is genius in trifles. I Iknky Bach Sellers Pcrkasie Il f i rant, although he had much wit. lie was very shy of using it. Beatrice Emma Shaker Lchighton am a part of all that I have met. Anna Romaine Shoemaker Parkcsburg Where her laughter most sparkled, no glance could discover— In lips, cheeks, or eyes, for it brightened all over. Marif. Catharine Shupp Mauch Chunk Calamity Jane! Alvin Frank Sieiier McKeesport never dare to write as funny as I can. Katherine Alma Stevenson Clifton Heights What is she. that all our swains commend her? Rutii Miriam Sutcliffe .Spring City Pretty to walk u'ith. Witty to talk with. Helen Elizabeth Wagner Wilmington. Del. Music that gentlier on the spirit lies. Than tired eyelids on tired eyes. Anna Marie Walter Wooster. Ohio My wealth is health and perfect ease. Janice Weigley . Schaefferstown Sigh no more, ladies, men were deceivers ever Rutii Arletta Wklden Darby Women must have their wills when they live, because they make none when they die. Harry Lloyd White (.ebanon Hut all the pleusure that I find Is to maintain a quiet mind. Vivian Hoff Wismf.r Collegevillc Nothing is denied to well directed labor. Lloyd Hobart Wood Collegevillc Good humor is the health of the soul. Stella Catharine Zartman Wcrncrsville Of manners gentle, of affections mild. 5 0 P H 5 CLASS MOTTO “To BE RATHER THAN TO SEEM TO Be” FLOWER COLORS White Rose Blue and White President V icc-Prcsidcnt Secretary Treasurer Attorney Poet Historian OFFICERS .....MacDonald Roehm David Stevenson Lena M. Carl . ......Elwood C. Peters Eugene K. Miller Ella W. Watkins . . . . .Margaret R. Ehi.y POEM Ursinus is a garden Where we have come to find I he joy and art in growing things Of hand, of heart and mind; And there’s a glorious pleasure In reaping from the soil One’s own rightful measure And wage of happy toil. Twas joy to turn the earth about. Io plant the tiny seeds. To raise ideals for future aims Above the worthless weeds. At last our plants are flowering. And we. with watchful care. Must nourish them in faithfulness To keep them living there. To them we give our strength in work. In play, in constancy. In nobleness of thought and act hor what we’d have them be. We give away the best to them. Their best is our return. By doing this, what countless truths II is our lot to learn! Ursinus is a garden Where we have come to find The fruits of knowledge and of power To share with all mankind. Class History ov CHAPTER I! SOP110M0RES! It hardly seems possible that one year has gone no longer are we the ‘‘green’ class of Ursinus. Now we are the “wisc-and-foolish class. We still prick our cars up a little when “freshmen” is called, perhaps from force of habit, but we suddenly realize that we can look with disdain upon freshmen. And why not? We have passed through our freshman year successfully. Everything we have undertaken has proved to be a credit to us. As freshmen, we first distinguished ourselves in the tug-of-war with our rival class. Ours was by far the larger class and from the first we seemed to be saturated with pep. Ihc team ‘‘tugged.’’ the rest of us cheered and the victory was ours. This show of strength gained us recognition and admission to the ranks of real Ursinusitcs. Our next appearance in the limelight was on Monday night. November 6. 1922. On this memorable evening, in the Hotel Lorraine. Philadelphia, our freshman banquet was staged. I he elements were against us. for it poured rain, but this only made us merrier by contrast. By the end of the evening we realized who the freshmen were and what possibilities were in store for us if we only applied ourselves. So we agreed to stick together” and take advantage of all our opportunities. Our first chance to prove this was the frosh-soph football game. We put our best fellows, several of whom were already on the varsity, into the game, and we came through with flying colors. Another victory had been won another obstacle overcome. Soon after football came the basketball season. At the close of this, our rival friends once more met us. in competition for the basketball victory. Our team, keeping in mind the goal for which we were striving, played their best and won the game. Studies and sports were soon interrupted by Christmas vacation. I his flew by like a dream and we were back again, buckling down for midyears. One-half of our freshman year was finished. Would our second half be as successful? We decided to do our best to make it so. Soon we started in preparation for our frosh-junior shine. I hc junior class had been a real sister-class” to us. and we wanted to show her that we thoroughly appreciated her friendship. We brought all our artistic ability into play late in April and transformed the field cage to a little dutch village. Shortly after this, we played the frosh-soph baseball game. We finished the year as we had begun with a victory. All this is past history now. and we are beginning our sophomore year. We expect to continue our college life with the same standard ever before us. And now. we're going to tell you the secret of our success. We never give up till we've won—we fight.” Thus we have gained for ourselves the name of I he Fighting Class of ’26.” Sophomore Class Roll Eva Ellen Alcf.r Swarthmorc A gentle maiden whose lame roving cues Enshrine a tender, melancholy light Mildred Helen Barth Boyer town To whom music is a part of life. Kathryn Stinson Bf.attie . . Wyndmoor And e en her failings leaned to virtue's side. Charles Eugene Bower man Norristown He travels safe, and not unpleasantly, uho is guided by lore. Chester Louis Braciiman Tamaqua The man that blushes is not quite a brute Scott Francis Brenner I iarmony The world knows nothing of its greatest men. Lena Mae Care Spring City Graceful and fair, like a being of light.” Phoebe Cornoc I than How brilliant and mirthful the light of her eye. Like a star glancing out from the blue of the Malcolm Morgan Derk Trcvorton In combat, his the vigorous arm of youth Winifred Fanes Df.rr I.anadalc There’s nothing ill can dwell in such a temple ’ Samuil Goodwin Ecklrd .Darby ly only books are women's looks. And folly's all they've taught me. Margaret Ruth Eiily . Roxboro The devil hath not. in all his quiver's choice. An arrow for the heart like a sweet voice Reiikca Ri inhakt Engel Shccmnkersvillc A heart chock full of jollity Cren Willard Gunnet Bair Every man has in himself a continent of undiscovered character . Dorothy Elizabeth Hamilton Philadelphia “A lass that has many wooers oft fares the worst. Allen Calvin Harman Elizabethvillc A man of gladness seldom falls into madness. Edna Shaffer Hartf.r Ncscopcck She that laughs and loves must sure do well. M. Agnes Humphreys . Wilmington. Del. Devoted, anxious, generous, void of guile. With her whole heart s welcome in her smile. John August Jamack Hazleton “Oh. it is excellent to have a giant's strength. David Alfred Kern . Slatington A man he seems of cheerful yesterdays and confident tomorrows. Macdalf.ni Amanda Kern Slatington Favors to none, to all she smiles extends George W. Kirkpatrick .. Conshohockcn This fellow is wise enough to play the fool. To do that well, craves a kind of wit Clarence Russell Kratz Schwcnksvillc Every man is a volume if you knou k°w lo read him. Ruth Alice Kulp Pottstown Jest, and youthful jollity. Margaret Olive Kuntz Lchighton There was a soft and pensive grace. A cast of thought upon her face.” Henry Dolson Lawrence Glcnsidc Trust no! in him that seems a saint. At .ice Rebecca Miller Juniata I would not waste my spring of youth in idle dalliance. Fuceni Kenneih Miller Elizabethvillc A blithe heart makes a blooming visage. Margaret Delfrf.ta Miller . Bangor ” There’s a flirty dashing in her eyes. Walter Victor Molitor Swcdcsboro. N. J. Talents are nurtured best in solitude. k u b V; Watson Steelman Morss .. . Philadelphia On their own merits modest men arc dumb “ Sydney Elizabeth Myers . Doylestown Her look composed, and steady eye. Bespoke a matchless constancy. Axel Rudolph Nelson. . Hauto “And Iwrc I stand; judge, my masters. Isabelle Ryder Nelson Norristown “Her laugh full of life without any control. Hut the sued one of gracefulness wrung from the soul. James Roy Ouekholtzer .East Greenville Cassius. thou hast a lean and hungry look Ray Maxwell Paine.. . Lebanon He has a name at which the world grows pale. Frederic Donald Pentz............Greencastlc “If you love me. thay tho. El wood Calvin Peters..............Nescopeck “Common sense is genius in its working dress. Isabella Hoffman Radclifff. Philadelphia “Glasses and lasses are brittle ware. MacDonald Rokiim .......................York “A kiss from my mother made me a painter. Mabel Roiirf.r .................. Lancaster cannot hide what I am. I must laugh when I am merry. Claude Vincent Sciiof.nly ..East Greenville “He always as merry as ecer you can. For no one delights in a sorrowful man. Catharine Elizabeth Shipf. Sunbury “Light, lovely limbs, to which the spirits' play Gave motion airy as the dancing spray. Harriet Peyton Smith Mahanoy City Thy voice is sweet as if it took music from thy face. William Brower Stafford Roycrsford A ruined character is as picturesque as a ruined castle. Edith Eva Staudt Wcrncrsvillc Tis good will makes intelligence. Francis Gilbert Sterner CoHegeville “Short of stature. Hut strong of mind. David Stevenson Hazleton li ’i'se men spend their time in mirth. I is only fools who are serious. Dorothy May ThrEaplkton Philadelphia Grace is to the body what good sense is to the mind. Edward William Ullrich Hazleton “There's nothing half so sweet in life as love's young dream. Hel en Mae Walbert Allentown “One of those well-oiled dispositions which turn on the hinges of the world without creaking. Ella Wilcox Watkins . . .. Nesquchoning “All orators are dumb when Beauty pleadeth. Bernard Ralph Wayman . Trenton. N. J. Blest be the man who first invented sleep. Edmund Paul Welker Milton “Whose nature is so far from doing harm that he suspects none.” Albert Augustus Welsh......................York “I dare do all that may become a man. Julia Elizabeth Shutack Nesquehoning Gordon Wesley Williams.......................Bangor Heart on her lips, and soul within her eyes. “A man. tall and slim. Morris Detwf.iler Slifer Quakertown “His air and voice, his looks, and honest soul. Speak all so movingly in his behalf. Charles Wesley Yaukf.y ..........Waynesboro Men are the sport of circumstances, when the circumstances seem the sport of men. OFFICERS President Vice-President Secretary rcasurer Attorney Historian Poet........... . Victor W. Baker ......Helen Ort Kathryn G. Reimert Preston E. Haas Earl Skinner Kathryn E. Thomas Samuel A. Reimert The class of '27. behold Its beauty and its splendor. True hearts united pure as gold We ll pass the years together. If we our duties always do f hrough this world we’ll go smiling But shirking work you'll surely rue And troubles will be piling. Come, loyal classmates, fond and true. Support the school we love. I ill hill and valley shall be strewn With thy undying love. And let this our motto be On diamond, football field, or track; We’ll fight, we ll win. we ll die for thee I he Red. Old Gold and Black. POEM And though we all are freshmen Representing many states. We re proud to say that we can stand Within thy noble gates. They say we are the largest class Ursinus ere has seen. But we'll stand firm in one large mass Though troubles come between. And when the dear old college days Have passed and long gone by In our every heart we'll cherish Dear old Sinus, and we ll cry Hail to the Mother School. I he fairest ever seen. Thy torch shall burn within our hearts Tor thee our honored queen. Class History CHAPTER I A NO THI.R great year has begun for Ursinus by the entry of the largest freshman class in the history of the college. We. as freshmen, have come eager to give the best that is in us for our Alma Mater. We ought to realize what it really means to have begun a college career, and never in our four great years of fellowship at Ursinus should we let our pep.” our enthusiasm, and our spirit die in the attempt to make Ursinus a better place to live in because we arc here. In athletics, which takes a large part in college life, we are well represented. From the very beginning the loyalty and spirit toward the college teams has been greatly shown. The varsity football team was well represented in the freshman class by five real fighters who greatly helped to make the football season the success it was. I he girls showed their loyalty by giving six or seven scrubs to the hockey team, while many n ore came out for the class team. I he class banquet held in November at the McAllister Hotel. Philadelphia, was one of the most successful and delightful events of the year. An excellent dinner, good speeches and an evening of dancing was enjoyed by every one. Although athletics plays a main part in our college life, let us not forget that we are here for work, and let it be said of us in later years that we did our best in helping to uplift the school we love. Let us realize that we are here not for frivolity, but foi work; expecting our ups’ and downs” on this checkerboard of Life; and giving our first allegiance to Ursinus and our next to the class of '27. always ready to serve cither in time of need. Freshman Class Roll victor w. baker alexandria gcrald d. lcvcngood ... . . . . pottstown maryetta beddow minersville harvey m. light clair blum vork alvin c. loux . . ... .soudertown russcll t. boicc paulsboro, n. j hat tie a. mccabc sclbyville. del. barbara c. boston . .. Philadelphia samuel s. mclaughlin summit hill william b. broad pen argyl j. gilbert malone delta d. evans brown newark. n. j miriam michelson trenton. n. j. william m. d. brvunt hcndricks cbarles j. miller .. seaside park. n. j. 1 ester 1. burdan potts town clizabcth m. miller chcstcr carl h. burgard east berlin Stanley j. miller st. clair thomas dark darby s. Iconard miller . . . .pottstowu a. Wallace copper Philadelphia lilliun b. rnoscr pottstown harry 1. corson bridgeton. n. j. Stanley m. moycr quakertown james v. cosman .. paterson. n. j. svdncy c. meyers doylcstown mvrtlc i. derr lansdale oliver w. nacc .bangor hope c. dietrich atlantic city. n. j. anna a. nelson clizabcth. n. j. miriam f. chrct bethlchem bcrnace nute .franklinvillc john w. m. eldon ■altoona morion j. oppenheimer glenside L csther 1. emlet hanover hclen c. ort york V rebecca r. cngel shoemakersvillc roscoe a. peters .. ... slatington llovd r. enoch .reading kathryn g. reimert allcntown ruth c. eppeheimer spring city samuel a. reimert allcntown george f. erb jiottstown mabcl rohrer lancaster john g. evans delta o. cugenc rausch mifflintown - hclen f. fares Philadelphia joseph 1. savior schwcnksvillc alx'l k. (ink phocnixvilic william h. m. schmuck norristown aides a. frantz new oxford david e. shelly lancaster paid c. gallaghcr paulsboro. n. j. kathryn a. shutt hanover mary m. garber potts town s. austin Sinclair conshohocken dorothy in. gross malvern carl a. skinner media william p. haas . philadcl phia ‘CSthcr m. slotterer collcgevillc evelyn k. haiges white haven clizabcth j. smith pcdricktown. n. j. c. grove haines abbot tstown ferdinand c. sommer hollidavsburg george h. haines . ablx ttstown mildred spencer swart hmore edna s. barter ncscopcck edith c. staudt werncrsvillc m. adailade bathaway toms river, n. j. ruth s. stetler slatington jacob c hendricks .quakertown mary c. stichler . .. reading ruth e. heppe aldan frank c. strine milton ray p. hess chcrrvvillc b. norman stull Philadelphia owen a. hoagland richardson park, del adelinc 1. thomas brunswick. rnd. joseph w. hoi man phoenixville kathryn e. thomas .york merle a. jenkins minersville harold 1 trcxler pottstown i� al� el m. johnson upper darby louis i. vanaman bridgeton. n. j. howard f. joncs .. lebanon clizabcth v. vaughan • Philadelphia owen r. jones Philadelphia william h. Wallace york grace i. kauffman lehighton l ertha c. weaver Philadelphia george w. koeh conshohocken john w. weldon darby Willard a. kratz chalfont miriam 1 werner bangor arlcnc t. kresge frceland ruth b. winger ephrata ruth k. kuder macungie Charles h. wingert .punxsutawncy richard 1. laudenslagcr schwcnksvillc paul b. wislcr norristown Ixrrnicc leo williamstown csther m. voundl adamstown evelyn a. lesser frecland george w. s. zclly . norristown g n x Historical-Political ov Croup Adviser Prof. R. B. Munson OFFICERS President Cyril C. Helffrich. '24 Vice-President Alvin F. Sieber. '25 Secretary Robert P. Rensch. '24 Treasurer Richard F. Deitz. '24 Critic.....................William D. Reimert. '24 MEMBERS William R. Baker. 24 Russell L. Boicc. 27 Lester L. Burdan. '27 George W. Christman. '24 Thomas Clark, 'll Harry I.. Corson, 'll Allen E. Deal, '25 Richard F. Deitz. '24 Lloyd Knoch. 'll Francis C. Fvans. '25 Abel K. Fink, 'll S. Maxwell Flitter. '24 Paul E. Gallagher, 'll Henry C. Gotshalk. '24 Raymond M. Hedrick. '24 Ralph E. Heiges. '25 Cyril C. Helffrich. 24 H. F. Herber, '25 Joseph W. Holman, 'll Charles Hunsickcr. '25 David A. Kern. '26 Gerald P. Levengood. 'll Kenneth H. Long. '24 Lloyd Alvin L. Loux. 'll Edward A. Mann, 'll Eugene B. Michael. '24 Charles H. Miller. '24 Charles J. Miller, 'll Eugene K. Miller. 26 S. L. Miller. 27 W. H. K. Miller. '24 J. Roy Obcrholtzcr. '26 Samuel A. Reimert. 'll William D. Reimert. '24 Robert P. Rensch. '24 Willard S. Roscnbcrgcr. '24 0. Eugene Roush, 'll Joseph D. Saylor, 'll Henry B. Sellers. '25 David E. Shelley. '27 Alvin F. Sieber. '25 F. Gilbert Sterner, '26 Louis I. Vanaman. '27 John W. Weldon, 'll Paul P. Wisler. '27 Roland D. Wismer. '24 '25 Chemical-Biological TO Croup Adviser Dr. Ezra Allen OEEICERS President Carl M. 1 licit. 24 V icc-Prcsidcnl Sherman E. Gilpin. 25 Secretary Molly Vine, 24 1 reasurer Russell Moyer. 23 MEMBERS Benjamin F. Arnold. '24 Wesley Ba re. 24 Warren Bietsch. 24 C harles L. Bowerman. 26 William M. D. Bryant, 27 I lope Dietrich. '27 Sherman A. Eger. 23 J. William F.lclon. 'll John G. Evans. '27 Aides A. Frantz, 'll Sherman E. Gilpin. '23 Oren W. Gunnct. 26 Adelaide I lathaway. 'll Jacob E. 1 lendricks. 'll Elmer C. I lerber. 25 Carl M. High. 24 Owen I loagland, 'll John Jamack. '16 Owen Jones, 'll Henry D. Lawrence, 26 C. Earl Linck. ‘24 John C. Markley. 24 Samuel T. McLaughlin, 'll Elizabeth M. Miller. ‘27 J. Stanley Miller. '27 W. M. Miller. 24 Russell Moyer. 23 Stanley Moyer. '27 Axel R. Nelson. '26 Morton J. Oppenheimcr. 11 John C. 0. Piscator. '23 Alvin S. Richards. '24 William M. Schmuck. 'll J. Franklin Sellers. '24 Daniel A. Sinclair, 'll Ecrdinard C. Sommer, 'll David Stevenson. '16 B. Norman Stull, 'll H. Jane Train, 'll Harold Ircxler. 'll Molly Vine. '24 Anna M. Walter. '23 Bernard R. Wayman. 16 Ruth B. Winger, 'll Charles H. Wingert, 'll Charles W. Yaukey, '26 English-H istorical Group Adviser Dr. I Iomer Smith OFFICERS President . Beatrice C. Shreve.'24 Vice-President ... Ruth M. Nickel,’25 Secretary ..Ella Watkins, '26 I rcasurcr Helen E. Wagner. '25 MEMBERS Victor W. Baker. 27 Mildred Barth. '26 Kathryn S. Beattie. '26 Maryetta Beddow. 27 Alice E. Berger. '23 Reda E. Blcistcin. '25 Christine Borkey. '25 Nettie B. Boyer. '25 Edward R. Cook. ’23 A. Wallace Copper. '27 R. Pauline Dcibert. '24 Miriam Ehret. '27 Esther L. Emlet, '27 Rebecca R. Engle. '26 Ruth E. Eppehimer. 27 Helen I . bares. 27 C. Arthur George. '24 Nathalie E. Gretton. '25 Hester M. Heilman. '24 Ruth Heppe. 27 Margaret Hockcr. 24 M. Agnes I lumphrics. '26 Helen F. Isenberg, '24 Merle A. Jenkins. 27 Isabelle M. Johnson. '27 M. Amanda Kern. '26 Pearl C. Kimes. '25 Ruth M. Kistler. '23 Blanche J. Kratz. '24 Ruth K. Kuder. '27 Ruth Kulp. '26 Bernice Leo. 27 Evelyn A. Lesser. 27 Mary Marquardt. '24 S. Catharine Edna M. Martin. '25 Anna L. Mayhew. 27 I lattic McCabe. 27 Miriam Michelson. 27 Margaret D. Miller. '26 Lillian B. Moser. 27 Miriam B. Moyer. '24 Anna A. Nelson. 27 Isabelle R. Nelson. '26 Ruth M. Nickel. '23 Bcrnace Nute. 27 Isabella 11. Radcliffc. '26 Kathryn Reimert. 27 Mabel Rohrer. '26 Beatrice E. Shafer. '25 Catharine Shipe. '26 A. Romainc Shoemaker. '25 Beatrice C. Shreve. '24 Kathryn A. Shutt. 27 Morris D. Slifer. '26 Esther M. Slotterer. 27 Mildred Spencer. 27 Edith E. Staudt. 26 Ruth Stcttler. 27 Kathryn Stevenson. '23 Adeline L. Thomas. 27 Kathryn E. Thomas. 27 Grace W. Trout. '24 Edwardinc E. Tyson. '24 Elizabeth V. Vaughan. 21 Helen E. Wagner. ’25 Ella W. Watkins. '26 Janice J. Wciglcy. '25 Vivian 11. Wismer, '25 Zartman. 25 Mathematical Group Adviser Dr. John W. Clawson President V icc-Prcsidcnt Secretary Treasurer OFFICERS . Henry S. Kauffman. 74 .. . Emma S. Roeder. 24 1 Harriet Smith. '76 H. L. White. 75 MEMBERS Milton Agley. 25 William H. Broad. 77 Lena Carl. 75 Malcolm M. Dcrk. 76 Myrtle I. Derr, 77 Winifred Derr. 76 George F. Erb. 77 Edith R. Fetters. 24 Florence M. Haldcrman. 74 Edna S. Harter. 76 Marian M. Hershberger. 75 Sarah L. Hinkle. 74 M. Elizabeth Holloway. 75 Helen M. Johnson. 75 Howard F. Jones. 77 I lenry Kauffman. 74 George Kirkpatrick. 76 Lucille Knipe. 75 George W. Koch. 27 Clarence R. Kratz. 76 Margaret Kuntz. 26 Richard Laudenslager. 77 Forrest L. Lenker. 74 John G. Malone. 77 Alice Miller. 76 Sydney Myers. 76 Roscoe A. Peters. 77 Emma S. Roeder. 74 Fred Roeder. 75 Mabel S. Rothermcl. 74 Catharine M. Shupp. 75 Harriet Smith. 76 Frank E. Strine. 77 Ruth M. Sutcliffe. 75 Dorothy Thrcaplcton. 76 Bertha C. Weaver. 77 Ruth Weldon. 75 IF. L. White. 75 Kathryn M. White. 77 George W. S. Zelley. 77 � U B V Modern Language Croup Adviser Prof. C. D. Yost President Vice-President Secretary- treasurer OFFICERS Dorothea L. Haelig, 24 .....Sallie B. Mosser. '23 Julia Shutack. ’26 MEMBERS Gertrude Bauer. '27 Ella M. Deetz. ’24 Mary Garber. '27 Jeanne G. Gilbert. ’25 D. Edna Grebe. ’25 I lelon E. Groninger. '24 Dorothea L. Haelig. ’24 Evelyn K. Haiges. ’27 R. Kathleen 1 leisler. '27 Grace Kauffman. ’27 Arlene T. Kresge. '27 Miriam Margaret M. Mills. ’24 Sallie B. Mosser. '25 Ralston G. Obcrholtzer. '25 I lelcn E. Ort, '27 El wood C. Peters. '26 Elizabeth W. Poley. 24 Julia Shutack. ’26 Elizabeth J. Smith. 17 Helen M. Walbert. ’26 Margaret A. Yost. '24 Esther Youndt. 'll . Zaugg. '24 Classical Croup Adviser Dr. W. W. Baden OFFICERS President Webster Stover. ’24 Vice-President John 1 I. Bisbinc. ’23 Secretary Margaret R. Ehly. ’26 reasurer Edward W. Ullrich. ’26 MEMBERS John H. Bisbing. '25 Clair E. Blum, ’27 Barbara C. Boston. ’27 Scott F. Brenner. '26 John H. Causey, 'll Edna F. Detweiler. ’24 Margaret R. Ehly, ‘26 Edwin N. Faye. '24 C. Earl Gardner. ‘27 Samuel Givlcr. '2? Dorothy M. Gross, 'll Allen C. Harman. ’26 Paul G. 1 lassler. ’24 Marian Roy P. Hess., 27 M. Naomi Kistler. ’24 Lester C. Kohr. 25 Willard Kratz. 'll 1 larvev M. Light, 'll Oliver W. Nacc. 'll R. Maxwell Paine. ’26 Frederic D. Pentz. ’26 Walter S. R. Powell. ’25 Webster Stover. ’24 Edward W. Ullrich. ’26 Edmund P. Welker. ’26 A. Augustus Welsh. ’25 L. Werner, 'll KUBY =JfX1 nvp 1 9 1 Economics and Business Administration Group Adviser Prof. James I.. Boswell OFFICERS President Elizabeth U. Evans. '25 Vice-President Waiter V. Molitor. '26 Secretary-Treasurer .Ethel B. Pauff. '26 MEMBERS Eva Alger. '26 Chester L. Brachman. '26 D. Evans Broad. '27 Earl H. Burgard. 27 Phoebe Cornog. '26 James V. Cosman. '27 Mary W. Drissel. '25 Samuel G. Eckcrd. '26 Elizabeth U. Evans. '25 W. C. Preston Haas. '27 C. G. Haines. 27 George F. Haines, ’27 Gordon Dorothy E. Hamilton. '26 Robert M. Henkels. 'll Walter V. Molitor. '26 Watson S. Morse. '26 Ethel B. PaufT, '25 MacDoneld Roehm. '26 hcrnly Y. Rutter. '24 Claude V. Schocnly. '26 Earl A. Skinner. '27 William B. Stafford. '26 Mary E. Stickler. '27 1 larry Wallace. '27 Williams. '26 9 1 1 Ihv,__________________________________________________________ [pi! ■ — • ■ ■ ■------ 1T r U hi 1 R U BY Zwinglian Literary Society Organized 1870 04? OFFICERS Chartered 1889 President Vice-President Corresponding Secretary Recording Secretary rcasurcr Critic Chaplain Musical Director Editor No. Editor No. 2 Attorney Janitors Cyril C. Helffrich. ’24 Helen M. Isenberc. '24 Puof.be Cornog. '26 . . . . Lena M. Carl. '26 ..Russel L. Moyer, '25 Margaret A. Yost. ‘24 ..Edward W. Ullricii. '26 Margaret R. Ehly, '26 Elizabeth U. Evans. '25 George Kirkpatrick. '26 William D. Rf.imert. '24 Dorothy M. Threapleton. '26 Edmund P. Welker, '26 BOARD OF DIRECTORS Cyril C. Helffrich. '24 Alvin F. Seiber. '25 William D. Rf.imert. '24 Zwingli an History ov ON OC I OBER 4. 1870. two days after Ursinus C ollege had been open for instruction, the Zwinglian Literary Society was founded. F. S. Lindamcn was elected the first president, and to him goes the honor of naming the society. Heat this time was studying the life of Zwingli and was so impressed by the unselfish devotion of the great reformer of the apostolic teachings and doctrines, for which Ursinus has always stood, that he suggested the new organization to be named after Zwingli. The name was formally adopted October 8. 1870. On February 8. 1889. the society decided to incorporate the organization, and a committee, of which the Rev. I. S. f isher was chairman, was appointed to take the necessary steps toward securing a charter. The charter was granted February 26. 1889. In September. 1892, the society moved to the hall which it now occupies. U B V Members SENIORS W. Robert Baker Warren F. Bictsch S. Maxwell Flitter Henry C. Cotschalk 1 lelen E. Groninger Paul G. 1 iasslcr Hester M. Heilman Cyril C. HelfFrich Margaret 1 locker Helen F. Isenberg M. Naomi Kistler Blanche J. Kratz Forrest L. Lenkcr Miriam B. Moyer William D. Rcimcrt Robert P. Rcnsch Emma S. Boeder Mabel S. Rothermcl Fernlcy Rutter Beatrice C. Shrcvc Webster S. Stover Margaret A. Yost JUNIORS Alice E. Berger Alien E. Deal Mary W. Drissel Sherman A. Eger Elizabeth U. Evans Francis C. Evans Nathalie E. Gretton Marian M. I lershberger M. Elizabeth I lolloway Helen M. Johnson Ruth M. Kistler Sallie B. Mosser Russel Moyer Ruth M. Nickel Ralston G. Oberholtzer Alvin F. Seibcr Beatrice E. Shafer A. Romaine Shoemaker I lelen E. Wagner Ruth A. Weldon Harry L. White Vivian 11. Wismcr SOPHOMORES Kathryn S. Beattie Lena M. Carl Phoebe Cornog Samuel G. Eckcrd Margaret R. Ehly Dorothy E. Hamilton Allen G. Harman David A. Kern George W. Kirkpatrick Sydney Meyers Charles Alice R. Miller Elwood C. Peters Isabella H. Radcliffe MacDonald Rochm Morris D. Slifer William B. Stafford David Stevenson Dorothy M. Thrcapleton Edward W. Ullrich Edmund P. Welker W. Y'aukcy «. U B V- i® V Fifty-third Anniversary of Zwinglian Friday Fvenine, March 23. 1923 1 Organ Prelude Invocation Address of Welcome Reading with Accompaniment Story Zwing Orchestra Operetta Zwing Review PROGRAM Frances Hoover ....... Dr. G L. Omwake Herbert Howells Kathryn Groff Wili I VM H Snyder Irvin Neototh . .. Lillian Isenrero Cyfil Hi-lffpich and MacDonald Rokiim OPERETTA The Crimson Eyebrows SYNOPSIS Ac T F rprrrr’a Falace Gar e-v M r-ing. Ac; 'I T mperr rV Falace Gar en. fame afternoon a vc i- • Act II Fn percr'• I alac' Gar ■ •••. aftir”'- ' a fev ay la’ r Tim ami place Pci.ing. China, several hun re- years ag STORY OE THE OPERA At the death of the Emperor Gaiti. an usurper, one Wang Wang, has come to the throne of the Chinese Empire. Wang fears that he will lose his throne to I ing Ling, daughter of Gaiti. and plots to marry her to one of his fellow conspirators. who will then proceed to make way with her. Wang very cleverly plays upon Ting Ling's romantic imagination by telling her that Star Eye. the court astrrlogcr. has read in the stars that in a previous existence, she. Ting Ling, was Venus, and beloved by Neptune and that Neptune is new on his way to claim her as Ins bride. Unfortunately for Wang’s plans. Ting Ling meets Fan Chong, leader of the Crimson Eyebrows. und believing him to be Neptune, falls in love with him. Accordingly when Wang presents his accomplice as Neptune. ding Ling promptly refuses to marry him. I ling Lee. a spy of Fan Chong's, learns f the conspiracy against Ting Ling, and warns ban Chong, who persuades l ing Ling to elope with him. Unfortunately they are discovered, and Fan Chong thrown into prison. Wang endeavors to hasten the marriage of Ting Ling and his accomplice and is about to order the execution of ban Chong, when Hing Lee, who. in the meantime, has won over the palace guards to Fan Chong's cause, seizes the opportunity for which he has been waiting, and opens the palace gates to The Crimson Eyebrows.” Fan Chong is saved and Ting Ling's throne restored to her. She commands that, on the day she is proclaimed Empress. Fan Chong be made Emperor. CHARACTERS Princess Ting Ling Mildred Hollenbacii Daughter of former Emperor Wang Wang Arthur Leeminc The usurper Emperor Star Eye . Maxwell Flitter Court Astrologer Buddha . Claire Lawrence A distant relative of Ting Ling Ah Me Helen Acmenbacm l ing Ling's cousin Fan Chong Herbert Howells Leader of The Crimson Eyebrows Hing Lee John Boyer CfFccr of court, in reality Fan Chong's spy Yen Chen Warren Bietsch Accomplice of Wang's. He impersonates Neptune Coaching of play assisted by Miss Madeline Roe. ■I Jri c Freshman Declamation Contest Thursday livening. February 22. 1923 Invocation Declamation Declamation Declamation Declamation Declamation Girls' Chorus Declamation Declamation Declamation Declamation Music ...... PROGRAM 'Roosevelt's Carnegie Address ‘Roosevelt's Inaugural Address” Dean Whorten Kline Harvey Shub Gsoxce R. Kirkpatrick 'A Vision of War and a Vision of the Future ( ngcrsoll) 'Death Penalty 'The New South (Grady) Ever Growing Influence of Washington (RaJdijfe) Death of Lafayette (Prentiss) Abraham Lincoln ( The Spectator ) I binding of the Mayflower JUDGES Ralph E. Miller. Collegeville. Pa. Rf.v. E. Warner Lentz. D. D.. Bangor. Pa. David Kern MacDonald Robhm Allan Harmon Helen Achenbach Helen Johnson Isabella Radcliffe Alice Miller Elizabeth Mitman Margaret Ehly Sarah Mosser Margaret Yost PRIZES First Women's Prize (Ten Dollars in Gold) •Second Women's Prize (hive Dollars in Gold) hirst Men’s Prize (Ten Dollars in Gold) Second Men's Prize (l ive Dollars in Gold) Elizabeth Mitman Margaret Ehly David Kern George R. Kirkpatrick Sophomore Essay Contest 01? COMMITTEE Burres Wycliff Griffin. Chairman Webster Shultz Stover hirst Prize (Ten Dollars in Gold) Subject: The Vacant Fireside Second Prize (Five Dollars in Gold) Honorable Mention PRIZES Mary Agnf.s Kirkpatrick Vivian Wismer Mary W. Drissell Helen E. Wagner JUDGE Prof. Martin W. Witmer. English Department 4 R U by J Schaff Literary Society nv Organized 1874 Chartered 1888 OFFICERS President V icc-Prcsidcnt Recording Secretary Corresponding Secretary Chaplain Pianist Editor No. I Editor No. 2 Editor No. 3 Janitors Henry S. Kauffman. '24 Sherman F. Gilpin. 25 . Amanda Kern. '26 Jeanne G. Gilbert. '23 R. Maxwell Paine. '26 Ruth A. Kulp. '26 Miriam G. Zaugg. '24 .Ella W. Watkins. '26 Katherine A. Stevenson. '26 . .Elmer C. Herber. '26 Julia E. Shutack. '27 BOARD OF TRUSTEES C. Earl Linck. '24. Chairman Eugene B. Michael. '24 Edna F. Detweiler. '24 Richard F. Deitz. '24 Sherman F. Gilpin. '23 Schaff History SC IIAI I- Society was organized for the purpose of having its members qualify in the art of speaking, and become useful members of society and promote the best interestsof the institution.’’ On the 10th of February, about fifty years ago. a mere handful of students gathered in Derr Hall attic to organize a new literary society. On the 20th of May. 1874. the name Schaff Literary Society was adopted in honor of Dr. Philip Schaff. then president of the Union Theological Seminary in New York City. Once a week ever since. Schaffites have met and have been working earnestly toward the betterment of the society. Its activities serve as an important part of the academic training of many Ursinus students. Sophomore Essay Contest ov COMMITTEE Willard I. Rosenberger. Chairman Sarah L. Hinkle Elizabeth W. Poley First Prize (Ten Dollars).............................. Jeanne G. Gilbert Second Prize (live Dollars) . ..Winifred E. Derr JUDGE Purd E. Deitz. Dayton. Ohio Members SENIORS Benjamin F. Arnold Paul W. Bare George W. I. Christman R. Pauline Dei her t Richard F. Dcitz Edna F. Detwilcr Edith R. Fetters C. Arthur George Dorothea L. Haclig Raymond M. Hedrick Carl M. High Sarah L. Hinkle 1 lenry S. Kauffman C. Earl Li nek John C. Markley Eugene B. Michael Charles H. Miller William 11. K. Miller Willard M. Miller Margaret M. Mills Elizabeth W. Poley Alvin S. Richards Willard S. Rosenbcrger J. Franklin Sellers Grace W. Trout Edwardinc E. Tyson Molly Vine Miriam G. Zaugg John F. Risbing Reda E. Bleistein Nettie B. Boyer Edwa rd R. Cook Jeanne G. Gilbert Sherman F. Gilpin D. Edna Grebe Elmer Herber Pearl C. Kimes M. Lucile Knipc JUNIORS Lester C. Kohr Ethel B. Pauff John C. A Piscator Walter S. R. Powell Henry Sellers Katherine Stevenson Catherine M. Shupp Ruth M. Sutcliffe Janice J. Weigley SOPHOMORES Eva E. Alger Charles E. Powerman Chester Brachman Scott F. Brenner Winifred E. Derr Orcn W. Gunnet Agnes I lumphreys M. Amanda Kern Ruth A. Kulp Edward A. Mann Axel Nelson R. Maxwell Paine Frederick D. Pentz Catherine E. Shipc Julia Shutack Harriet Smith Ella W. Watkins A. Augustus Welsh o u by; rrv 5 30 A | 1 9 2 1 I “Sherwood” The anniverrary of Schaff Literary Society was celebrated on Friday evening, December 15, 1922. by the presentation of Shcr wood, a drama by Alfred Noyes. As a literary composition it contained much that is beautiful and significant in history and legend. The play centers a! out the famous character of Kobin I lood. so well known to young and old. a man of broad sympathies, poetic mind, and a rsonality gentle, proud, vigorous and noble, lis leading role was most ably portrayed by Kugenc Michael. I Its interpretation of the well-known leader of the medieval period proved him a very capable actor. Prince John. Kobin I lood's most deadly enemy, arrogant supercilious. crafty and selfish, was impersonated by Mr. Brocco. Miss Milliccnt Xandcr distinguished herself once more in the stellar role as Maid Marion, sweetheart and wife to Kobin I lood. and the embodiment of everything womanly. In this Miss Xander upheld her reputation as a charming actress. As the beautiful Queen Elinor. the wicked, plotting and treacherous ruler. Miss Verna Kurtz possessed all the majesty and poise to be expected of such a character. I he part of Shadow-of-a-I-eaf half mortal, half fairy was very capably handled by Miss Shipe. who skillfully portrayed the nimble, eccentric, poetic and amiable jester. Old Lord Fitzwaltcr. father of Maid Marion, was very well inqiersonatcd by Clifford Long. King Kichard appeared at a critical moment in the action of the story. This character was very ably taken by Mr. Dietz. As Friar l uck fat. rollicking and sincere Mr. Welsh supplied some quaint and delightful humor. Sherman Gilpin as Blondcl. the King's Minstrel. applied most impressive touches. I he Sheriff of Nottingham. W II K Miller was upheld by a body of sturdy soldiers consisting of Messrs. Pentz. K. Hedrick. Bixlcr and Polcy. Kobin Hood's followers were Little John (Kobcrt Johnston). Will Scarlet (J. Randolph I iedrick). Reynold Grcenleaf (Willard Koscnbcrgcr). Much, the Miller's son (Gerald Lcvengood), Allan-A-Dale (C. Earl l.inck) and Arthur Gil-tart (J. franklin Sellers). In the prologue appeared Michael Billet as the Serf; R Maxwell Paine as the Old Man; David Shelley as the Blind Man, and Miss Ruth Hespenheide as the Old Woman. The Courtiers. Messrs. Kosentargcr. J. F. Sellers and l.inck, and the Court Ladies. Misses Dcitart. Hoyer. and Hespenheide. added much to the scene in the garden of the King's Palace, The part of Widow Scarlet was taken by Miss Sarah Hinkle; that of Jenny, by Miss Algers: that of Puck, by Miss Richards: that of the Nun. by Miss Hover; and that of the Novice by Miss Dcitart. Otaron and Titania. portrayed by Misses Haclig and McBlain. and the Fairy Chorus Misses Vine. Sutcliffe. Xaugg. Weigley. Boyer and Watkins disclosed the treachery of Prince John and Queen Elinor, and befriended Robin Hood. 9 2 f cMemories' k U B v History of Student Government ORGANIZED twelve years ago as the Student Senate, the Men’s Council has continued to act as the governing body of the male students with remarkable success up to the present time. I hegroupconsistsof rcprcscntativestudcnts elected from the different classes, six from the senior class, four from the junior class and two from the sophomore class. After I hanksgiving the freshmen have the privilege of electing a member to the Council who is. however, without a vote. A code of rules and regulations, adopted by the students and amended from time to time as the occasion demands, forms the basis of the Council’s deliberations. The Women’s Council is a more recent institution, having been organized only five years ago. Although differing slightly in organization from that of the men. it performs essentially the same duties, a feature being the appointing of proctors for the various halls. All matters of discipline with reference to undergraduates arc referred to the Councils who act on them as they sec fit. Councils have power to mete out punishment either in the form of demerits or in any other way they deem advisable. I he faculty is the final court of appeal. i 9 1 Mens Student Council President V icc-Prcsidcnt Secretary- Treasurer OFFICERS Cyril C. Mei.fi rich. '24 William D. Reimert. '24 . . Sherman F. Gilpin, '25 MEMBERS Warren Bietsch Cyril C. Helffrich Carl M. High Seniors C. Earl Linck William D. Reimert J. Leslie Wikoff Juniors Edward R. Cook Russel Moyer Sherman F. Gilpin John H. Bisbino S. Barnitz Williams Sophomores Samuel G. Eckerd MacDonald Roehm ' 9 1 1 RUB o K u B v Women s Student Council r ? OFFICERS President Helen Croninger. '24 Vice-President Nettie B. Boyer. '25 Secretary.................... Winifred Derr. ’26 MEMBERS Seniors Edna Detwf.iler Edith R. Fetters Molly Vine Juniors Alice E. Berger Janice Weigley Sophomores Dorothy Threapleton Day Study Margaret Yost M- U 1 9 1 1 12 Young Men s Christian Association nv OFFICERS Fdwin Neff Faye. '24 . Barnitz Williams.’25 Eugene Miller, ’26 .......C. Arthur George, '24 CABINET Religious Meetings............... Edwin Cook. '25 Bible Study Lester Kohr, 25 Life Work, and Conference . . .Walter Powell. 25 Deputation ..................Webster Stover, '24 Mission Study P. Wesley Bare. '24 New Student and Membership ..Robert P. Rensch. '24 Publicity ................William D. Reimert, '24 Social.................George W. Kirkpatrick. '25 Barnitz Williams. '25 Employment................... Russell Moyer. '25 President Vice-President Secretary. . Musical Director Young Women s Christian Association President V'ice-President Secretary Pianist OFFICERS Edna F. Detweiler. 24 Beatrice E. Shafer. '23 Eva E. Alger. ’26 Kathryn S. Beattie. ‘26 CABINET Membership...................... Finance ...... Undergraduate Field Representative Bible Study Religious Meetings Association News Social Social Service World Fellowship Life Service. . Beatrice E. Shafer, Elizabeth W. Poley. Sarah L. Hinkle. Grace W. Trout. Beatrice C. Shreve. Alice E. Berger. Ruth M. Nichol, Helen Groninger. Helen M. Johnson, Ethel B. Pauff, '23 '24 '24 '24 '24 '23 '23 '24 '23 '23 «. U 13 'V' The Weekly Staff QIP Edilor-in-ChicJ Richard F. Deitz. ’24 Assistant Editors William D. Reimert. ’24 Helen E. Groninger. ’24 Associate Editors Edith R. Fetters. ’24 Beatrice E. Shafer. ’23 Willard S. Rosenberger. ’24 S. Barnitz Williams, ’25 S. Maxwell Flitter. ‘24 Ethel B. Pauff, ‘25 Sherman F. Gilpin, ’25 Chester L. Brachman, ’26 Eugene K. Miller. ’26 Business Manager C. Earl Linck. ’24 Board of Control G. L. Omwake. President Richard F. Deitz. Secretary Gilbert A. Dietz, ’18 Mrs. Mabel Hobson Fretz, ‘06 Homer Smith . Calvin D. Yost, ‘91 M. W. Godshall. ’I I Ft u b v 1! 9 1 i! The College Choir ov MEMBERS Sopranos Mildred L. Holi.enbach Caroline B. MeBlain Helen M. Achenbach Claire P. Lawrence Tenors Edwin N. Faye Arthur P. Fretz C. Arthur George i Altos Beatrice E. Shafer Verna M. Kurtz Sarah L. I Iinkle Basses Sherman F. Gilpin Herbert R. Howells E. Carl Houck John K. Boyer 1 9 I R U B oli .......u B npFx? I. W. Harry Snyder. ’23 F. Nelson Schlegel. ’23 Eugene B. Michael. '24 Burress W. Griffin. '24 (Alternate) THE SCHEDULE March 9..............Ursinus. 2 April 14 Albright. 1 . Ursinus. 3 Temple, 0 Feb. 10 Open forum debate with Buckncll University is RUBY Negative Debating Team Webster S. Stover. '24 Richard F. Deitz. '24 E. Carl Houck. '23 Warren Flack Bietsch. ‘24 (Alternate) THE SCHEDULE March 9..............................Albright. 2: Ursinus. I Feb. 10. . . ... Open forum debate with Buckncll University o � U P y' Varsity Club OV OFFICERS President Edwin N. Faye, ’24 Secretary-Treasurer Louis Smith. 23 MEMBERS Milton Agley. ‘25 John G. Buchanan. 26 H. Dean Canan. ‘26 Samuel G. I'.ckerd. ’26 Dobbs F. Ehlman. ’23 S. Maxwell Flitter, '24 Carl M. High. ’24 Herbert R. Howells. '23 Charles Hunsicker. '25 David A. Kern, ’26 Earl K. Miller. '23 Robert P. Rensch. ‘24 MacDonald Roehm. 26 Louis Smith. ’23 F. Gilbert Sterner. ’26 Wesley R. Updike. '23 J. Leslie Wikoff. '24 Roland D. Wismer. ’24 Charles W. Yaukey. ’26 i FOOTBALL K U B Y Captain of Football EDWIN NEFF FAYE Edwin Neff Faye, of Philadelphia. Pa., entered L rsinus from Williamson Trades School, where he had already established for himself a record along athletic lines, chiefly as captain of the illiamson football team. At Ursi-nus he continued his fine work, playing as one of the backfleld stars on the varsity, and finally being chosen captain of the 1923 team for the many qualities of leadership and athletic ability that were his. THE SCHEDULE Ursinus Opp. September 22 Williamson I radcs School (pre-season game) 31 0 29 -Columbia University ..................... 0 13 October 6—Swarthmore College............................. 0 6 13-—University of Delaware . .... 7 14 20- 1 laverford College......................... 16 7 27—Temple College.............................. 52 0 November 3 Albright College 28 6 10 Pennsylvania Military College 17 29 17 Franklin and Marshall........................ 3 0 Thanksgiving Day Susquehanna University 17 6 171 81 ncr w. u The Varsity fk Height—5' 8 Weight 160 lbs. «, Playing at left halfback this year. Faye' s work was a bright factor in his team’s success. I lis uncanny ability to grab forward passes while at full speed was his out standing play. “Eddie” has a record that classes him with the few stars of all times and. that is. he ran through the entire Columbia eleven for a touchdown from the kick-off. Faye Height—5' 3 Weight—I 50 lbs. A sterling quarterback and a backfield general. No man tackled more surely and harder than the diminutive Goose.” Never will the 1924 Ruby allow it to be forgotten that Goose'' chased Walter Koppisch. Columbia's all-eastern halfback, and brought him crashing to the ground. As a man for interference Wis-mcr has no equal at Ursinus. WlSMER A 9 1 I 1 Height 5'9 Weight—198 lbs. Only weighing 19ft pounds. Fat was at a disadvantage at guard, but no one ever found it out. “Fat was the most consistent, level-headed and modest man on the team, and the Ruby will always remember him as the silent fortress of Ursinus. Riinscii Height 5' 10 Weight 175 lbs. A regular at end for four years, with a wonderful knowledge of the game, combined with weight, speed and real stamina. This sums up I lal ’ and we do not hesitate to ray that his loss will l c keenly felt and hard to replace. Cos-till” starred at Rutgers in 1920 and he starred Thanksgiving Day on Patterson Held in 1923. Gotsiialk Height-5'ft Weight 160 lbs. Scurvy had the misfortune of having his collar bone fractured at Columbia, which forced him to remain idle until the F. M. game Fvans plays a whale of a game at end. His chief assets make up a combination of getting down under punts, ability to break up end runs, sure tackling, catching forward passes, and several more which we have missed. We have him for one more year and more power to him. Fvans Height 6' 2 Weight 190 lbs. The Adonis, life-guard and right tackle of the Ursinus eleven He was injured in the early reason, but scon came into his old condition and smashed things to a fare-thec-well.” His arms were his weapons and he never hit! them in a game. Hunsickkr KU B V Height—5' 9” Weight- 170 lbs. Brought up to the line from the back field. Tippy has given a good account of himself. His inexperience was the only factor that kept him out of several games this year, but look for him next season. Go to it. “Tippy. R. Moykr II 0 SJ 1 Height 6' Weight 170 lbs. Regular fullback and the hero of the F. M. game this season. His work all year was very good, while no punter out-distanced him during the entire season. Fckerd was the high scorer this season. Eckf.rd Height 5' II Weight 170 lbs. The wispering l oy from Waynesboro certainly played a mean roving center. Walter Camp must have omitted something from his article on I low a Center Should Flay.” because Charlie used to play some strange positions, but managed to close up the hole in the line. Yaukty Height—5' 8 Weight- I 50 lbs. Cur diminutive end who stepped into Evans' place when the latter was hurt and played well. He earned his coveted letter for grabbing off the long passes of Sammy Eckerd. Stafford Height 5' 111 Weight I 70 lbs. The Bloomsburg Normal Sheik in his first year at Ursinus won every student as a friend, both on the field and off. Due to an experienced backfield ahead of him. Mai” did not play in all the games, but was well over the amount of quarters necessary for the coveted U. Watch Derk in 1924. Height 5' 8 Weight 165 lbs. The Quakertown flash and the baby of the squad. However, his youth did not stop him from being the outstanding ground-gainer of the squad To him goes the honor of gaining more ground, making more tackles, making better interference, than any other man on the squad. Watch him next year. S. Moyer Height 6' Weight 200 lbs. This I aby hippo” was a star guard and fast for his size. I lis ability to tackle and smash up plays gained him a varsity berth in his freshman year. The combination of Yaukey. Clark and Kcnsch meant more to the Ursinus line than Rockefeller to Wall Street Height 5' II Weight-170 lbs. Gas” got sore because his Norristown buddies. Hunsickcr and Goose. had left him to come to Ursinus, so after three years of intense suffering he too came to College ville and made that team. His playing at left tackle made him a real asset to the eleven. Gallagher Clark Derk k u b v r Height 5' II Weight 175 lbs. Media I ligh sent this strapping lad here with the recommendation that he was an athlete and student. I he coach thought the former part of his record true because he made the team and showed up well. Skinner Height 5' 8 Weight 160 lbs. He is a product of Coach Zimmerman and played on the latter's team at Norristown. Knd is his station and he plays a creditable game. Height 5' 10 Weight-170 lbs. The Provincetown. Mass., halfback ripped the line to shreads. but parental objections made him quit in midseason. His line-bucking ability gained him an undying “rep'' at Ursinus. Agley Manager A manager whose adventure proved stormy points, but well worth the woes. The team showed assets on every ledger in old Bomberger. which explains everything a manager should do. Ask P. A.' for such particulars when doubtful. Flitter Mann K U B Y Columbia, 13: Ursinus. 0 1923 Football Season WITI I the approaching of September 22. 1923. Mead Coach Zimmerman in his initial year at Ursinus picked a varsity to play Williamson on Patterson Field. The followers of the Red. Old Gold and Black were hopeful and yet doubtful as to the improvement over five long years of little or no success. However. the doubtful ones were soon won over, for the early weeks of traininK had molded together men who were conditioned and ready to place Ursinus once again in the football Sun. That first game settled any doubts as to the wisdom of selecting Harold Zimmerman to guide the destinies of the 1923 football team. The score of that game was 31-0. Of the 1922 team. Captain Faye. Wismcr. Ilunsickcr. Evans. Eckerd. Gotshalk. Rensch. Yaukcy. Agley and Mann were the letter men who served as a nucleus around which a team would have to be built. The season's record shows how wonderful a team was rounded out. The new men who came through in great style were Stanley Moyer. Derk. Clarke. Stafford. Gallagher. Skinner, and R. Moyer. Several changes were made until the peak was reached. November 15th served as that time. Franklin and Marshall was defeated for the first time in five long years. The season opened at Columbia, where the team held the Houghtonizcd warriors to a 13-0 defeat, six points of which are still questionable. Swarthmore and Delaware still continued to halt temporarily the start of a successful season I he former squeezed a last minute touchdown due to poor generalship. While at Newark the same trouble cost the team an easy verdict. I he boys were awakened as from a dream, for Haverford suffered a 17-6 defeat, while Temple was snowed under by the ‘Sinus steam roller Score. 32-0. To show they had reached top form. Albright, sporting a 29-0 victory of last season, was swamped by a 28-6 score. A temporary halt was experienced at Chester when the famous Civil and Spanish-American War vets. namely. Gyp Allen and Mike Prostovitch, stormed the team for 29 [joints while Ursinus was gathering 17 markers. The climax: F. AND M. WAS DEFEATED BY A 3-0 count, thanks to the educated number nine snorted by Samuel Eckcrd. To mark the end of a perfect day. former Coach Mittcrling helped gladden our hearts by supplying his team to be used for our last victory. The score 17-6 does in no way show how far the Selinsgrove combination was outclassed. I he 1924 Ruby is proud and feels honored that its covers holds securely the fine record of the 1923 football team. Something New for the Ruby THE 1924 Ruby presents an all-Ursinus team for the duration of the time th class has been at Ursinus. I he selection includes players of the 1920. 1921 1922 and 1923 elevens. ALL-URSINUS Evans. 25 Hclffrich. 71 ( larke. 77 Yaukey, 76 Sta uffer. ex- 73 Greiman. ex-73 Gotshalk. 24 Wismer. 24 Faye. 24 S. Moyer. 77. Iscnberg. 71 ......left end left tackle left guard ........ center . right guard .right tackle right end .q uarterback .left halfback .right halfback .full back Beal it if you can! Captain Fayk Skirts the Lnd pok 15 Yards The Scrubs NO LI I I LE success of the 1923 football varsity team is to be attributed to the Ursinus Reserve team, which, for twelve long weeks, received constant bumps and bruises in a r.oble way. all for the glory of Ursinus. Day after day they served in various steads in correcting faults evidenced by varsity men and the fight they displayed in scrimmage all the way through is a tribute to its members and their coach. Dr. John Wood, of the class of 1920. A poor schedule was their reward, but a wonderful record resulted nevertheless. I he Reserves played West Chester State Normal and held them to a 6-0 score. They annihilated Kutztown Normal by a terrific score of 38-0. Next year an adequate schedule awaits the “boys and they arc to be watched. I he members of the Reserves who saw action throughout follow: Erb. quarterback, captain Henkels. halfback Sterner, halfback Rochm. halfback Wallace, halfback Jones, fullback Cosman, center Rousch. end Stull, end Rcimert. end Strinc. tackle Holman, tackle I lerber. guard Jamack. guard Vanncman, guard Corson, center Brown. guard Kohr. guard Gardner, guard Miller, guard DR. JOHN WOOD. Assistant Coach it has been said and well at that, that a good scrub team makes for the winning varsity, and it is to ‘Doc’ W ood that a lion’s shaic of the credit for Ursinus' successful season goes. Day after day. rain or shine. Doc ’was there with hissound advice and keen knowledge of the game. He is an alumnus of whom we can well be proud, for there are few that love their Alma Mater to the extent of the time and effort that Wood devoted to the Red and Black team. BA KETBALL 1 9 2 t ? 0 = Captain of Basketball ROLAND WISMER Goose’ Wismer is a product of Norristown I ligh School where he got his start under C oach Zimmerman. 1 lowever. he came to Ursinus in 1922 from Penn State, having played on the freshman team there. Captain Wismer was placed on the varsity immediately and his sure eye for the basket bids fair for a successful season this year. Goose” is a three-letter man. having piloted the football team as well as covering the hot corner in baseball. The 1923 Season THE 1922-23 basketball season is now history. The records of its events have been neatly folded and filed away with those of years gone by. On the asset side of these balarce sheets one finds but four games recorded on the liability side ten. Thus the season was counted by the majority a dismal failure, fer not one big game was won by the Red and Black five. But those who studied and knew the prevailing conditions held a different view. In brief that the barriers which stood out all season against the onslaughts of Captain Wismer and his cohorts were too great to overcome. Inex-| cricncc. weight, size anti confidence were against Coach Cornog's clan, and all were evidenced very plainly in the games that counted. Kern. Canan. Sterner. Buchanan and Sellers played their first year of college basketball and along with the praise they merited for fight were forced to take second honors in team play and other factors grouped therein. Captain Wismer. Evans and Gotshalk were the veterans and played a sterling brand of ball all year. Gotshalk. due to illness, slowed up considerably toward the end of the season, thereby weakening the defense for Ursinus. I he team opened the season at home with Art and Textile of Philadelphia and counted its first victory. School of Osteopathy, Ml. Airy Seminary and Philadelphia Dental College followed their neighbors in defeat. I hen ended very abruptly the victories: for Penn. Dickinson. Villa Nova. F. and M.. Muhlenberg. Swarthmorc. Delaware and P. M. C. administered defeats to the team. No game was an utter rout. All scores were close and with but a few exceptions hotly contested. Villa Nova. Dickinson and F. and M. were easily the best games of the season. All three were played at home and eighteen points were the combined point advantages in the three games. Dickinson, who defeated Penn, was able to snatch but a 32-18 victory in the field . age Devotees of this popular indoor sport at Ursinus can well be pleased with the prospects for next season. Seven letter men will be out for their respective positions along with incoming material. 9 2 _RUB 4 • 0 |-A-- Inside Dope on the Squad CAPTAIN WISMER Goose” was the flash and personified greased lightning” always fighting and combatting big odds. He lead the team in scoring and was an excellent shot from almost any angle. He totaled 83 points in 14 games, only one of these coming from a free throw. EVANS- Scurvy.” the stone guard, played a most reliable game. 1 lis enviable record of shutting out his man in eight straight games gives future guards at Ursinus something to shoot at. Evans had 76 points to his credit, having made 42 fouls in 67 tries. KERN played his first year of college basketball and like good wine will improve with age. He had 67 points marked against his name. 43 coming from the unmolested mark. COTSHALK Hal” played well the earlier part of the season, but slowed up considerably in the latter games. But even at that many a season has passed since a better guard wore the Red and Black jersey. Hal” is available for next year and should show that a man can come back. CANAN Big and willing are the two adjectives that fully describe Dean, and when he can make his feet behave when speed is called for. he will be a still greater asset at Ursinus. Canan had 18 points to his credit. STERNER As a product of Collcgevillc High. Sterner showed that the greatest of men at times come from the smallest of towns. Considering his narrow field of experience Gip” showed up well and with another year of training. a little added weight and confidence he should prove one of the standbys of the squad. THE SCHEDULE Date Opponents Where Player! U O Dec. 9 Phila. Art and Textile 1 lome 36 20 1 3 School of Ostc pithy Home 25 16 16 .VI t. Airv Seminary Home 35 16 20 U. of P. Away 9 33 Jan. 5 Dickinson Home 18 32 6 Villa Nova Away 19 40 10 Phila. Dental School Home 29 17 1 7 Villa Nova Home 14 17 Feb. 3 F. and M. Home 25 28 9 Muhlenberg Home 17 29 14 — Swart hmorc Away 16 20 24—Muhlenberg Away 22 40 Mar. 1 Delaware Away 23 32 3—P. M C. Away 17 25 Sentimental — adds so much and costs so little It took 17 ear to collect thi information for you Moments Which Count “HEAVEN” x o V I o . 1 na 0 - Tbr Doors of Coilctr Chicken % O • - Wtu. Would A YOU Dc— • ! My' IImI look like . 5Su,2tfd . rK,w , if stmt oW nature • all ro -7 INI II JISIICl 5: i, ccvv . What Lloyd George learned VyC f -from the old shoemaker S A- , £ Love WII-D VO Or 0 Charm o' cP Ihn-m! cZt 7J . e Needed by Every Baby T c -x V , ,-,ev ca o f , � € 76 Jl‘Perfect tfit Sunkist o h ipprcciation . $y r When the World Took I ime to Love HOT DOCS! The Spider’s Hind J cgs N ike: x r Us keep a __[SECRET jfi Ut the Wedding O Bells Chime pf Cy YUC Ideed 0 ttVed ‘ � $ £ BASEBALL I The Varsity Captain of Baseball EDWIN N. FAYE “Eddie’' achieved his greatest fame at Ursinus as a baseball player. He is reputed to be the best shortstop that ever matriculated here, and this is rot without foundation. Faye captained the team in his junior year which certainly speaks for itself. Eddie has shown his versatility as an athlete, having captained not only the baseball team, but also football. He is a man of exceptionally high caliber and active, not only in athletics, but also in scholastic and religious work. Ihe 1923 Season HAVING taken advantage of the early baseball weather, the aspiring candidates reported toCoach Cornog in line condition. The lossof Paine. Canan. Rahn. Kenglc. Yarnall. stars of the 1922 team, was felt at first, but after hard work, the coach rounded out a team which took part in eighteen games, winning nine and losing nine. When it is considered that Georgetown. Lehigh. Pennsylvania and Rutgers were among the nine winners over Ursinus. then the comparative strength of the 1923 team in its class, can be understood. The team played well together and out of the season’s work Captain-elect High. Captain Eddie” Faye and Pitcher Elmer Wood starred. Wood won five games and showed remarkable stuff in his offerings. The outfield found Flitter as the only regular of 1922. but as the first game neared. Buchanan. Smith. Moyer and Sterner were ready for action. I he first-base problem was solved in fine style by Hcnny Sellers, who covered the initial sack at Drexel. Gordon W illiams, who twirled at Bangor High, pitched great ball in the waning days of the season and promises to be able to take a regular turn on the hill in 1924. U B Y Statistics for the 1923 Season AVERAGES A. B. R II L. F. A. 13 A 1 Inter, rf 71 12 21 4 .951 .319 Wisrncr. 3I 69 17 22 9 941 .345 l a ye. ss 78 14 29 10 9 54 .350 1 licit, c 71 18 26 4 974 .365 Smith, cf 28 2 8 3 912 .305 Buchanan. If 7? 12 19 8 975 283 Sellers. II) 73 8 17 9 945 .218 Got -chalk. 21) 70 9 17 12 .930 .254 Shuts, cf 54 6 16 8 .905 .312 Sterner, rf 9 1 2 0 1 000 .220 R Mover, cf 24 3 7 2 .985 . 300 Wood, p 27 3 5 5 .917 209 Williams, p 18 2 3 0 1.000 195 20 4 4 0 1.00 .200 Kern. 2b 22 2 5 4 .918 .274 Cstccpathy SCHEDULE FOR IV 23 Won Ursinus 9 Opp 5 Pennsylvania Lest 2 7 1 Jrexel Won 8 2 Rutgers Lost 5 7 Delaware Won 16 12 Dickinson Ix st 5 9 Georgetown 1 X)St 5 16 Western Marvland Won 10 5 Washington 1 .ost 2 3 Albright Lost 1 3 Haverford Won 8 5 1 .chigh Lost 1 14 F. M. Won 2 1 P M. C. Won 1 1 3 Swart hmorc 1-0 St 2 4 Muhlenberg Won 8 2 Lebanon Valley Won 11 2 F. M l.ost 4 6 The Scrubs W. H. K. Miller. Manager Kirkpatrick, left field Canan, first base Kern, second base Evans, shortstop Morss, pitcher Deal, catcher Leeming. third base Frankenfield. center field Stafford, right field TI Ik tennis team having lost their star and captain. Fred Frutchey. through graduation, worked hard to round a team into shape. After a most successful elimination tournament. Snyder. Harley Hunter. “Ad Sheeley and Earl Dobbs were selected. Snyder was elected captain. Snyder and 1 lunter played great tennis in their matches and deserve special mention. I hrough graduation in June the entire squad was lost for 1924. However, several members of the second team form a fine nucleus. The following is the record for the year: Drexel. 3; Ursinus. 3 Moravian. 4; Ursinus. 2 Art Textile. 2: Ursinus. 4 R U H v 3® o. TRACK I Resume of the 1923 Track Season February 10 At an indoor track meet held at the Philadelphia School ol Osteopathy. Siegfried Baden won the shot-put event by heaving the pill 42 feet 7 inches. Faye and Marklcy also ran but failed to place. April 28 Ursinus was entered in the Penn Relays in Philadelphia, but failed to place. Temple University won the race. Michael, Bare. Shuc and lorn-linson composed the Ursinus team. May 12 Siegfried Baden broke the record in shot-put at the Central Pennsylvania Collegiate Conference track meet in Harrisburg. Among the other colleges entered were Dickinson. Buckncll. Gettysburg. Susquehanna and I laverford. His distance was 40 feet 9 inches. Baden also broke the Conference record in the discus throw with a heave of I 14 feet 8 inches, beating Fmmanuel. of Gettysburg, by only a few inches. May 14 A dual meet against Drcxcl in Philadelphia showed that Ursinus had bright prospects for the coming season, even though Drcxcl did win the meet. A number of the races were close and interesting. The following represent the members of the squad: Bare. ’24. captain Markley, ‘24. manager Baden, weights Shue. mile Tomlinson, mile I Ierber. weights Michael, mile Faye, dashes Truit, dashes Richards, broad jump Moli itor. discus Powell, mile Beach, pole vault Wismer. high jump n u b v. _ r GIRL ATHLETIC Captain of Girls’ Hockey HELEN FRANCES ISENBERG Much of the credit for the successful season enjoyed by the hockey team of 192 3 goes to its star center half and captain. Henny Isenbcrg. She made the team her freshman year after the manner of the other members of her athletic family and kept down her position every year in a brilliant fashion, earning for herself the enviable captainship her senior year. Henny” is swift and sure and under her lead the team played good hockey with especially good defensive work. They were able to tic Swarthmore and were only kept from treating Temple in the same way because “Henny” was unable to play on account of illness. The 1923 Season QV ALMOST the first day of school sow the girls knocking o hockey l all around on the green. All season a spirit of pep and do or die prevailed. Hard knocks, rivalry for positions and earnest work were constantly seen. The freshmen showed fine sportsmanship and promises of good material for next year. With the excellent coaching of Miss Roc. and the fighting spirit of Henny” Isenbcrg as captain, the team was soon whipped into good shape. The result was a successful season and one to l e proud of. Much credit must be given to the offensive work of the forward line. Marg Mills. Molly Vine and I.ucilc Knipc were the star scorers, while Polly Dcibcrt and Sarah Hinkle constantly rushed the ball toward the goal. The forward line wus always alert and carried the ball into the enemies' territory at every opportunity. The three halfbacks proved a hefty trio anti put up a good fight at all times. Henny with her sure playing and great speed was a force to lx reckoned with as the nucleus of the team, while P hoc be Cornog's long shots and Betts F.vans' scrappincss ably assisted her. The defensive work, borne by Edith Fetters. I-ena Carl and Mabel Rothermcl. was unusually strong. Without a doubt Lena became the Ixrst defensive factor on the team. Her shots often covered the length of the field and she was always on the job. The first game was played away at Swarthmore. A score of 2-0 gave the Garnet girls a well-earned victory. A week later 'Sinus tier! them in the best game of the season on the home field. T hat was the first time Ursinus has ever even tied Swarthmorc's hockey players. Following this, two victories came to the Red. Old Gold and Black when the team traveled to Trenton Normal and U. of P. Perhaps over-confidence gave the next game to our old rival. Temple, with a score of 5-0. The season ended with Penn tying us in a hard-fought home game. Ursinus can well be proud of this record and count the'23 hockey team as the best yet produced at College-ville. Varsity Hockey Team Molly Vine. Helen F. Isenberg. Captain Mabel Rotiii rmel. goal keeper Lena Carl, left fullback Edith Fetters, right fullback Helen Isenberg. center halfback Phoebe Cornoc. right halfback Elizabeth Evans, left halfback Manager Madeline Roe. Coach Lucile Knipe. center Sarah Hinkle, right inside Molly Vine, left inside Margaret Mills, right wing Pauline Deibert. left wing SUBSTITUTES Winifred Derr, gcal keeper Ruth Heppe. inside Julia Shutack. wing Isabfl Johnson, halfback Ruth Nickel, halfback THE SCHEDULE Date Opponents Place O. U. Oct. 18—Swarthmore Away 2 0 25 Swarthmore Home 2 2 31 Trenton Normal Away 3 6 Nov. 7 U. of P. Away 1 3 14 Temple Home 5 0 20 -U. of P. Home 2 2 _K U Captain of Girls’ Basketball MI LUCENT Z. XANDER Coming from a large Philadelphia 1 ligh School, where she had already starred on various teams. Millie soon made known through her ability that she was out for business at Ursi-nus. and from the earliest days of her college career she was marked as a varsity player on both basketball and hockey teams. I ler crowning triumph came in her senior year when she was chosen to lead the basketball team through the n ost successful season in the history of the school. Resume of the 1923 Season T3II.ING for hours at tire most tiresome sort of practice; guided by the master mind and cx| eriencc of a veteran coach; fired with enthusiasm by the spirit of a school behind them and an unsalable lust for victory, the Ursinus College Girls' basketball team went forth, saw and conquered whatever came their way and marked up for the college on the records of co-ed sport the fact that Ursinus boasted in 1923 of a team that was excelled only by Temple of seven girls who were runners up for the championship of the blast The schedule for the year included the very best opponents that could be secured: Swarth-more. U. of P.. Drcxcl. Moravian. Cedar Crest. Penn I Jail, Beechwood and Temple. Remembering that the year before only one point spelled the victory of Ursinus over Swarthinorc. the team determined that its second try at victory should be more decisive. The girls were not disappointed and a 27 19 score started them off on what proved to be a winning season At Beechwood the team walked off with an easy but interesting contest. Then came the day when the hopes of all were shattered. Ursinus liowcd her head to the I cmple team after a game in which every one of the floor played with the very best that was in her. A little disappointed but undaunted in spirit they took one of their new opponents, the U. of P.. into camp, and when the final whistle blew Ursinus had 28 points to her credit. Penn 10. Cedar Crest and Drexel both proved hard players on their own floors, but could not stop the winning streak of the Red and Black tossers. Beechwood. Penn Hall and Moravian were given similar treatment when they came to visit Ursinus. Journeying to Philadelphia to play the U. of P. once more, the girls were confident that they would win and they did thus ending the most successful year that girls' basketball at Ursinus has ever seen. Girls’ Basketball Team I If.lp.n F. Isfnbf.ro. Manager Millicent Xander. Captain Madelinf. Roe. Coach Lillian Isenbekc. forward Lena Carl, side center Florence Feclev. forward Helf.n Isf.niif.ro. guard Claire Lawrence, forward Phoebe Cornog. guard Margaret Mills, center THE SCHEDULE Date Opponent Where Played U. O Jan. 19 Swart hmorc Away 27 19 Feb. 7 Becchwood Away 35 7 9—Temple Home 26 35 1 3—U. of P. Home 28 10 1 7 -Cedar Crest Away 34 24 21 —Drexel Away 21 12 23—Cedar Crest Home 27 3 27 Bcechwood Home 17 6 Mar. 1—Penn Hall Home 24 17 3—Moravian Home 40 9 6—U. of P. Away 30 17 . Cuts from “ Your ’Sinus College Catalogue” An institution where the young hopefuls of illustrious parents can be generously educate;! under the divine influence of co-education. Advisory Board or Indispensable Three Paul Allen Mertz. Thomas Elliot. William Mitchell. Admission A student who wishes to enter the college must bring from his home a certificate of unprepared ness, signed and sealed by the town physician. In case the student is not able to produce this symptom of previous indolence he must be prepared to take the following entrance examination when he matriculates: Question I. (a) Can you make love in a barber shop? (b) In an ice house? (c) In Shreiner? Question 2 If fish arc brain food, how many suckers docs it take to pass this examination? Question 3. (a) How do you put your right hand into your left-hand trouser pocket? (b) Why? (Note -Prospective co-eds arc not required to answer the last question.) Question 4. Why is it that Niagara Palls? Question 5. What twocountries participated in Japanesc-Russian War? Question 6. How much docs a six-pound shell weigh? Explain. Expenses- The college fee is $12345.67 a year per annum. An additional fee of $13.49 (reduced from $15.72 for this month only) will cover the expense of graduation, expulsion or any other similar blessings I !ash and bunks will be supplied at the rate of 17c per day or $49 for cash. (Similar machines cost $100.) All bills must be paid in $10 notes. No other form of currency will be accepted. Each student supplies his own mattress, corncob pipe talking machine records (Co-eds have the option of bringing their tongues with them.) The Perfect Short Story AS HANDED TO PROFESSOR WITMER WITH NOTES OK I he salesman, a well-groomer! young fellow, was sitting at the writing desk of the William Penn Hotel, writing a letter. He was lonesome and homesick. On the other side of the desk sat another man also writing. Suddenly the first one mentioned spilled the inkstand by accident with the result that its contents were precipitated onto the other fellow's pants, and springing up in anger, he cried: Damn you. I paid ten dollars for these pants, and that is what you will have to j ay me. The young man hesitated. He had only ten dollars and a quarter in his pocket, f inally he threw up his head as if decided. and said: All right, old sport, give rnc your address and I will send you a check No. you won't. replied the other, I want the cash and I want it now. Again our friend bowed his head and again he threw it up. saying in a carefree voice: Here is your ten. But as the cruel-hearted individual reached for the money he smiled and said: Not yet. Give me your pants first. I he owner of the soiled trousers was taken aback I le was not prepared for such a contingency, and hesitatingly replied: “Never mind, send me the check. Description. Word homesick indicates young man's mental state. Rising action shown plainly when man jumps up. Cuss word shows that the man was really mad. Hesitancy of young man and harsh language of the other shows conflict. Dialogue provides complicating circumstances. • Rising action continues. Reader marvels at the nonchalant way in which hero is willing to part with ten. Climax when former asks latter for his pants. Also subtle humor at thought of man standing in hotel lobby without trousers. Falling action. Necessary happy ending. Man was allowed to keep his pants and young fellow his ten dollars College Problems FOR the benefit of those who did not have the privilege of taking the course in College Problems, we publish here a copy of the notes taken by a certain freshman whose name we arc unable to disclose. I. General Questions in Etiquette I'll give you to work out for next time. I. What side of the napkin should be used for cleaning plates that are not quite clean? 2. Where should one place his spoon in the grapefruit when trying to avoid giving one's neighbor a bath? 3. To whom should compluint l� c made when your neighbor spills soup on your trousers? 4. What is the correct angle which the elbow-should make with the forearm when resting the elbow on the table? 5. Under what conditions may the ends of matches l c user! as toothpicks? 6. If the gravy server! does not match your vest, what precautions should be taken? 2. Mints for the New Co-ed. Never require an introduction. Remember that you are only going to be here four years and such formalities arc unnecessary. Expose a poetic soul with a passion for moonlight nights, silent waters and canoe parties on the Perkiomen. Never rock the canoe. Always be afraid to occupy the center of the canoe alone: as the last resort, if he is very dumb, tell him you are seasick. Anyway it rides much l etter. Keep the other sex guessing what you arc going to do next they enjoy it. Never go to the lecture course and sit with him on the balcony to hear the lecture. It is simply not being done. If these simple rules arc follower! a liberal education is guaranteed and a finished girl will be the inevitable product. 3. How a Freshman may achieve popularity. Hail all upperclassmen by their first names or pet cognomens. They like it especially those whom you never realized were on your speaking list. Let them know you’re sociable. In the dorms never fail to join in on the good-natured joking going on regarding some Senior. I.ct them realize how much you arc interested in all your brothers. On the first approach of wintry weather doff your Freshman cap and tie. If any Sophomores object join in the joke with your best laugh. All this will show your fellows that you know your stuff. Persist faithfully in your renditions of manjo-bandolin selections late at night. You never can tell how many hearts your simple melodics may move, how much sunshine you may bring into the lives of others. A chorus of male voices superimposed upon the stringed piece-de-resistance has been known to move an entire dormitory. When you come out for the team wear the old sweater, jersey or shirt with the old prep insignia upon it (modestly turned inside out of course). Red. blue, and especially purple stripes on the running breeches are popular among the fellows. Show them you have them too. Dash gayly into the Post Office with a here's hoping the Harem came through, on your lips I his will prove to all you arc a man of the world. On the campus and elsewhere remember nonchalance should be the motif. A swagger, pipe in the corner of the facial orifice, hands in the pockets, and cap over the left ear contribute to this effect. Above all. always be Collegiate. 4 General Advice to those taking social hour. Always try and leave looking as much like you did when you came as you can. being sure that your coat lapel is free from all foreign substance. such as powder, hair. etc., and that your face is not decorated with the same. 5. The Ideal Roommate. Docs not snore. Knows lots of girls and is generous about it. Docs not rave about the one and only. Wears his own clothes. Is the same size as I am. Lends his clothes willingly. Uses only half the dresser and a quarter of the closet. Is good for a new story every day. Takes our courses. Is better in them than we arc ourselves. Does not turn on the light when he comes in late. Can find his own bed when he does come in. Wears his own shoes, and furnishes shoe polish. 6. On Kissing. People will kiss! Yet only one in a thousand knows how to extract the maximum of bliss from ruby lips. And yet it is simple, at least for the initiated. Follow these directions for best results: First, know with whom you are clinching don't make any mistakes, although a mistake may lx: a good one. Don't jump like a cat for a mouse and smack the dainty thing on the arm. or in the car. or on the head. She won't appreciate it anti neither will vou. DO NOT BE IN A HURRY' The gentleman should be taller, although this isn't absolutely necessary. He should have a clean face, a kindly eye. ant! a mouthful of expression. Don’t be anxious to kiss in a crowd. Two arc plenty to corner and nab a kiss, more would spoil the fun. COLLEGE PROBLEMS (Continued) I ake the left hand of the female in your right Let your hat go. Throw your left arm over the shoulder of the lady and slip it around to her right side below her arm. DO NOT BE IN A HURRY! I ler left arm is in your right let there be a faint pressure on that, not like the grip of a vise but a gentle grasp, full of thought, respect, and electricity. IX) NOT BE IN A HURRY! I ler head lies lightly on your shoulder. You arc heart to heart. I ook deep into her half- closed orbs. Gently, but firmly, press her to your vest. Stand firm.be brave but DO NOTHURRY! I ler lips are almost open. I-ean slightly with your head, take careful aim. the lips meet, the eyes close, the heart opens, the soul rides through tempests but DO NOT BE IN A HURRY' Heaven opens before you. the earth flics from under you like a blazing rocket across the evening sky. Don't be afraid. No fuss, no noise, no fluttering, no squirming, should be your motto. You are twanging the golden chords of ccstacy so DO NOT BE IN A HURRY. To Kuhnt s (With Apologies) ia? When twilight falls; when through the heavens reaming. The moon’s pale crescent speeds the parting day Or briefly, in the justly famous gloaming I homeward plod my weary way. I mount the path the perfumed night falls cool. And wipe my rubbers in the vestibule. But at my door what horrid news is waiting! My roomie tells with pallid fortitude I low one replete with drink intoxicating Decamped and left us destitute of food No lurking crumb the empty closet shields; No sustenance the ravished suitcase yields. Yet soft, what light through yonder window breaking. With sudden splendor blinds my famished eyes? Thy blessed shop, oh Kuhnt's! once more awaking Within my soul sweet visions of supplies. I ga .c enthralled, half-rooted to the spot. Then dart right down the hallway like a shot. Thy threshold gained 1 pause, my senses dazzled By sights and scents too radiant to recite; Till thou, oh Ralph! in accents full of feeling. Inquire. What will you have tonight? What should I like' When I. a starving knock' Imploring succor, seckest thou to mock I purchase, lured by fleeting fancy fickle. The sugared bun. the cookie full of jam. The mellow cheese, the lush and verdant pickle. T he red-hot dog. the cake, the toothsome ham; Then homeward, to my waiting roommate grate ful. With him the specter famine to abash. Then hey! the loaded fork, the heaping plateful; And. ho! the munching jaw. the loosened sash! Thanks, thanks to thee, thou savers of our life. Ralph Grabcr and his eat-dispcnsing wife. The Library n? T he library is dismal and dreary In May: The sky is blue; I he earth is green; I he Pcrkiomen is there; II calls me. T he musty, dusty books Stand in rows like guards. Keeping me here. I hey stifle me. The library is cosy and warm In January; I he sky is bleak; The wind is howling; Snow is in the air; The musty, dusty books Are there; But they are my friends. I like them. • • AS IT IS SUNG AT URSINUS Where. O where, are the measly freshmen? Safe now in the sophomore class They've gone out from Witmcr's English Safe now in the sophomore class. Where. O where, are the roughneck sophomores? Safe now in the junior class. They’ve gone out from Allen's biology Safe now in the junior class. • • • Brenner Speed, the alarm has gone off. • • • Welker (to Andy) What arc you doing? Andy (scratching his head) Digging out material. I For. by and on the I he Weather PEOPLE COLD Vo!. 24 Cubic Inches COLLEGE VILLE. PA.. November 30. 1922 Price $1.98 URSINUS TROUNCES PENNA. MILITARY COLLEGE FROSH HAVE Freshmen Banquet at the 1 lotcl Lorraine Many Have Tonsils Sunburnt Looking at Sky Scrapers Seventy freshmen kept the Philadelphia police busy during the entire day on Monday last when they journeyed to the City of Brotherly I-ovc for their first official act as a class, namely, a banquet at which they ate loud and long. Tor an entire day. ere feeding, they paraded the st r e e t s gazing in open-mouthed wonder at the tall buildings, numerous automobiles and large stores which much to their surprise excelled even those of Schwenksville or Trooper in every way. Several cases of sunburnt tonsils were reporter!. The fact that there were larger restaurants than the Arcadia came as a complete surprise to many. Promptly at seven-thirty the hungry banquctcers assembled in the Blue Room of the Hotel Lorraine preparer! to massacre a meal in spite of appalling names given to the various dishes. According to seme, the only difference between Chicken, a la King and regular chicken is that you get less of the former. Cr.e and all were amazed at the presence of more than one ferk and spoon per place, but the disorder soon quieted after Professor and Mrs. Small explainer! that the substitute spoon was for use when the regular one dropped on the floor. A near riot was causer! when the gathering ! ccamc indignant at the small cups of coffee server! at the end of the meal considering the out-(Continucd on page 2) GREAT TIME IN + DOG HOUSE HAS OPEN HOUSE Popular Hosts Entertain Very Lavishly Among the various holiday celebrations staged after the I . M. C. victory was the lavish entertainment given by the members of the well-known Dog House in honor of the ladies of the institution. all of whom were invited and all of whom came, capably chaperoned by Miss I lamm of the faculty. As the guests entered the ! eautifully canopied door they were greeter! by the reception committee, consisting of the entire hall, who were cleverly attired in bath-rolres. Cigarettes anti candy were served in profusion, and it was not long before the cigarettes were all gone, a fact that may explain to some extent the Shreincr fire several years ago. There followed a tour through the building on which a careful inspection of every detail was made. Amazement was expressed by various visitors with regard to the scrupulous neatness of all of the rooms, and the absence of certain pictures on the walls. I he hosts, however, had taken every precaution. As a whole the affair was a great success and was the talk in faculty circles for several weeks. Hf.i.p Wanted Strong capable boy as helper in large class of juniors and seniors. No experience necessary. Sweet disposition essential. Guaranteed a full equipment of livestock Apply Dr. Jordan. PHILADELPHIA Delegation on walk before Super I louse. Crowd waiting decision is in the rear armed with clubs, etc. FACULTY DECLARES A HOLIDAY I ollowing the victory over P. M. C.. the student body feeling that a holiday was necessary, elected a delegation composed of Rcimert. Bietsch and I lelffrich to visit Super I louse and ask for the same, making clear that what hap| ened to P. M. C. would have nothing on what would hapjK-n to them if they didn't get it. They did. POVERTY DAY The college celebrated Pov erty Day in connection with Old Timers' Day. its purpose being to see which of the many bums in the institution could look the worst. Among the many contestants were Rutter. Scibcr. Deal. Howells and Webb. It is not recalled who took the prize, although we do remember that Seilrcr's costume was most original and natural, and that the girls all held their breath when Rutter took off his barrel to sit down at the dinner table. P. M. C. Bows to the Red and Black Game Has Many ! brills Score. 21-7 Tired of defeat, longing for victory and determined to win. the Red and Black eleven knocker! the strong P. M. C. team for three goals in an exciting game on Patterson Field. Saturday, the eleventh. Featuring the game was the cheering led by Buck I luntcr. who was attired in the costume of a girl athlete, a fact which probably accounts for much of the noise. Coach Cornrrg smoked two packs of cigarettes and would have smoked a third if Scurvey Evans had not l cen present. He also receiver! forty-three slaps on the back whenever the boys made a touchdown, most of them coming from Ike lscn! crg. who didn't care if Allie liked it or not Glad Light sat bravely in the stands without screaming much when the big boys from P. M. C. walked on her Leslie's face. The P. M. C. boys looked very cute in their nobby uniforms. Everybody was so het up that the hot dogs tasted col:!. The worst score of the game was made by Worst of P. M. C. A good time was had by all. The score was 21 -7. ANNOUNCEMENT In this issue: An instructive editorial on co-eds. Many other features. • Orth 2 5 more shopping Jays till Christmas. THE MONTHLY BELLOWS. November 30. 1922 £f)c ittontfjlp IBellotoS For, by and on the people Advertising Rates One mark per word Registered as second-class matter at Collegcvillc. Pa. It's not all here, and it’s not all true EDITORIAL ON CO-EDS In casting about for a subject for an editorial we conceived the idea of writing of something with which we came into daily contact, namely, co-eds. I he term itself comes from the I lindoo words ”co” and cd which translated literally mean a woman who wishing to broaden her mind comes to a college where she can be educated under the broadening influence of the masculine.” A co-ed is what might be termed a necessary evil. Without her certain personssuch as Bietsch. Lenker. Michael. Truit and Henning could not exist. She is essential to the success of a dance, a canoe trip, social hour, spending money and fudge parties also to ask questions at a football game. She is. however, a nuisance at the dinner table, on the tennis courts at five-thirty in the morning, in the classroom and on the way from the station with a heavy bag. which we believe she fills with bricks when she knows that some one will carry it for her. On the other hand the co-ed makes a delightful decoration on the campus in spring and autumn. A co-ed never looks her best early in the morning. but improves considerably by about nine-thirty. On rainy days there is no improvement. Their main interests in life arc: I heir own men. other people's men and men in general, candy, sundaes, dances, clothes, electric hair curlers. Rudolf Valentino. Indian love lyrics. The Sheik” and other similar books. They like men to be big, strong, masterful and sympathetic. Once upon a time there lived two co-eds who were never heard to gossip about any of the other co-eds. They were deaf and dumb. FROSH HAVE GREAT TIME IN PHILADELPHIA (Continued from page 1) rageous cover charge. Caltn. however, reigned once more when the waiters promised to bring seconds. There followed a number of speeches which were short and without a point, and all present decided that '26 was the best class that had ever entered Ursinus as fifty-three other classes had done before them. Eugene B. Michael, president of the junior class, and guest of honor, felt quite at home during the entire evening. NEWS IN BRIEF Nov. 4 -Dietz is elected president of Reformed Church Club. Michael re-c e i v c s vice presidency. Neither of them see the joke. Nov. 5 Bunny Sellers cuts loose in Philadelphia. Nov. 12 Everybody goes to church and Sunday School as usual. Nov. I 3 Dr. Omwake lectures on soft stuff with women around college. Nov. 24 Bietsch joins Bachelor Club. Nov. 25 Bietsch meets Dot and resigns. Nov. 29 Fellows say good good-bye to school sweethearts. Nov. 30 —Fellows greet home sweethearts. Girls do the same. Nov. 0 Reda Bid stein raves about the moon. MORAL VICTORY WON OVER MUHLENBERG The college football team won a complete moral victory over the strong Muhlenberg eleven in an exciting game on the latter's field at Allentown on Thanksgiving Day. Not one of our boys was heard to say a single cuss word during the contest, all of the swearing having been done in the dressing rooms while trying to find the uniforms the manager said he had packed. The coach contributed largely with some new and appropriate ejaculations while telling the players what their name would be if they didn't win the final contest of the season. WANT ADS Wanted I.inc of new jokes preferably pointless. Apply P. A. Mcrtz. Wanted Arm - strong heaters for girls' day study. New or second hand. Apply S. E. Errnold. Wanted Man who borrowed my brown coat. If he will come to the room at any time between 4 and 5 A. M. I will be glad to give him the trousers and vest. Apply S. M. Flitter. Wanted A carpenter to tear out bay window Indore baseball season. Apply Lloyd Wood. Wanted Pupil to take lessons in bumming. I wenty years' experience. Apply Scurvcy Evans. FOR GOOD ENTERTAINMENT GO TO BOMBERGER HALL. ROOM 12 UNDER PERSONAL DIRECTION OF DR. JORDAN Matinees I ucsclay and Thursdays. Continuous shows I to A P. M. THOUGHT FOR THE MONTH £ very show a guaranteed attraction. 'He who hesitates, gathers no moss. I ligh-class vaudeville acts. I here is no SANTA CLAUSE ®Ue IBellotos I he Weather COLDER Vol. 24 Cubic Inches ( OLLEGEV ILLE, PA.. December 30. 1922 Price $1.98 TREMENDOUS HIT SCORED IN ANNUAL PRODUCTION OF SCHAFF TWO MEN BATTLE FOR AN HOUR IN FREELAND TOWER Post Game Scrap Causes Much Excitement No One Seriously Injured in the Melee Two men giving their names as Charles I lunsicker. address unknown, and Wesley Bear, of Philadelphia, (rattled for an hour in the Freeland lower following the frosh-soph football game on Tuesday, the twelfth. No one was seriously injured, although for a while it seemed as if the police would have more than they could handle. Bear. it was said, feeling exuberant over the yearlings victory, rusher! to the lower immediately after the game and began to toll out the score. As soon as the sophs heard the sounds they rusher! toward Freeland, lead by I lunsicker. a powerful Swede, with blood in their respective eyes. At the lower door they were met by a band of fresh men who trier! ineffectively to stop the rush, and breaking several windows the sophs continued their upward journey unmolested. Hunsickcr alone venturer! into the cupola and immediately a variety of sounds, among them some of the choicest language ever heard in these parts, were enjoyed by the waiting crowd who were staging a miniature battle of their own at the foot of the ladder; Evans. Yaukey. Eckerd and Mann being the most active. After what seemed an age. Hunsickcr appeared holding his jaw with one hand and a (Continiusl on pace i) A new anrl intimate pose of the famous actor. Mr. Michael. SOUTH HALL IMPROVE-M ENT COM MITTEE MEETS At the regular monthlv rnecting of the South Hall Improvement Committee it was decider! to set aside a fund to buy new cushions for the davenport. It was shown that these were sadly needed, due to the extra demands that have been made on the davenport of late weeks. Some discussion follower! and it was shown that the furniture in question was soft enough for Botz and “Natty.” The committee decided, however, that until the remaining residents of the hall reached a similar stage of blissful disregard for surroundings, cushions would be necessary. ANNOUNCING THE LATEST SONG HIT “A Quarter Fill One in the Morning by Robkrt P. Rf.nsch Suitable for piano, cornet, zobo and pipe organ. Excellent Dramatic Talent Shown by All Actors Schaff maintained its high standard of dramatic production when a well-balanced cast, headed by E. B. Michael. ’24. and Millicent Xandcr. 23. presented Alfred Noyes' drama. Sherwood. the story of Robin Hood. on its anniversary-day. Friday. Dcceml er 16th. Appearing for the first time in knickers. Mr. Michael looked exceedingly collegiate in spite of the fact that they were green. His love making to Miss Xander. Maid Marion. was [rarticularly effective and natural. All in all. one was led to conclude that with a little practice the leading man could make both Douglas Fairbanks and Rudolf Valentino look like pikers. Richard Dietz, who took the part of King Richard. amazed the audience by tak ing the measure of several dozen husky outlaws with a tin sword. As a queen Miss Kurtz proved a great success, and. in the words of a well-known critic, made some Sheba. although she did play a rather dirty trick on Robin by poisoning him toward the end of the play. Miss Shipe very shadily took the part of Shadow-of-a-Lcaf. flitting around the stage during the entire play. To quote another critic. We certainly would like to sec the leaf that she was shadow of. In the role of “Sheriff of Nottingham. Mr. W H K. Miller looked extremely stunning. The fact that his mouth was full of whiskers throughout the entire per- formance did not detract materially from the effect. I he part of father to Maid Marion” was skillfully impersonated by Mr. Clifford Long. The Bellows critic was unable to catch the name he assumed in the play, although he did hear enough to know that it was some kind of water. He is not sure whether it was carbonated or Pluto. Mr Welsh as “Friar Tuck supplied the humor by crack ing a number of jokes that were both clean and to the point. A great deal of candy was eaten during the course of the evening and many of the new comers at Ursinus expressed surprise at how sick the |- cal girls could make a pound box of chocolates look in so short a time. Between the acts the female memlrcrs of the audience were entertained by vocal and instrumental selections by Miss Trout. Messrs. Frctzand Heintzlcman. while their escorts stepped outside for a smoke. A silver collection was lifted at the end of the second act. the proceeds of which were devoted to offsetting the expenses of production. as Robins' knickers and the sheriff's beard had to be rented in Philadelphia at a considerable cost. It was learner! from good authority that very few plugged nickels and buttons were found on the plates, which is a gratifying indication that the rougher element is slowly being eliminated from Ursinus College audiences. TO THE LAST MAN by Dot Hamilton THE MONTHLY BELLOWS. December 30. 1922 £fjc ittontfjlp IBellotos “ ‘or. by and on the people” Advertising Rates One mark per word Registered as second-class matter at Collcgcvillc. Pa. It’s not all here, and it's not all true EDITORIAL present system, as has been stated, there is but one davenport in each parlor, the rule being first come, first served. The new system could be worked according to a schedule. A girl could make her reservation before the evening meal and with it get a key. I he reservations could be made for half an hour. Should the suggestion of the Bellows be put into effect, social hour would become far more popular at Ursinus and would add a certain delicacy and dignity in a girl being able to maintain her own little parlor. Whatever method is evolved, however, should be simple, for only simple folks take social hour. SOCIAL HOUR Social hour at Ursinus was created in years gone by for the purpose of embracing one's social opportunities, but of recent years has degenerated merely into something to be taken, due to the fact that people took its purpose too literally and not because the social opportunities are any less em-braceable than they were ten or twenty years ago. It is one of those pretty, innocent little extra curricular activities in which people indulge for different reasons, there being seventy-two in all. It is a sort of time between the day and the twilight when moony couples get together and wish that they were somewhere else far from the eyes of man. etc. Now and then some act as if they were. During the time devoted to its observance participants arc permitted to enjoy such well-known indoor sports as holding hands, chewing what is known as the rag. playing the piano, going for a drink of water and fighting for the davenport. On warm spring nights the main amusement is walking around kicking the heads off the dandelion stalks. It is something to which couples go slowly and from which one of them comes rapidly. Social hour is cheaper than canoeing, dancing, eating, studying and smoking, but it is not near as exciting. 1 he Bellows takes pride in voicing constructive suggestions. And in order to improve the conditions of this practical need, we suggest that instead of having the chairs in the hall parlors arranged like those in an undertaker’s parlor, the faculty vote a fund for the purpose of erecting a series of booths around the room like the listening rooms in a music store. In case the parlor proved too small for the purpose, additional booths could be built on the porches. I his suggestion is indeed practical and the girls would be glad to contribute to the cost because of the extra privacy they could maintain. Under the TWO MEN BATTLE FOR AN HOUR IN FREELAND TOWER (Continued from page 1 - large foot in the other. The foot in the light of what followed proved to be that of Bear, whom it is alleged kicked I lunsicker in the teeth during the struggle. Then ensued a contest in which the Swede made numerous passes at his victim, finding, however, that every time his fist got to where Bear was. Bear wasn't there any more. Evans and Mann entered more actively into the argument at this point and serious results might have followed had not patrol men Powell and Iruit appeared on the scene They immediately rushed Bear into a neighboring room and effectively disbursed t h e crowd. Hearing a rumor that Hunsicker was planning to wreak further vengeance the following day. Captain of Police Paine detailed two huskies. Frank and George, to watch him closely. Noth ing further happened and no arrests were made. HOT FROM THE PRESS How to Get Away With It or A Junior for I hree Years by Eddie Faye NEWS AT A CLANCE Dec. 3 Fellows bid home sweethearts good-bye. Dec. 4 Fellows greet school sweethearts, and tell them how true they have been. Girls come back with same line South I lall girls come back with less hair and more bay rum. Dec. 6 Dr J. Stitt Wilson takes joy out of life with three lectures. Evidently the world is not going to the dogs: it has already gone. Dec. 7 Philadelphia Club formed. Dec. 9 —Ursinus opens basketball season with victory over Philadelphia Textile. 36-21. I ec. 13 Ursinus trims Mt. Airy. Dec. 18 Bill Snyder has stag party in honor of his girl's birthday. Dec. 19 Dog House cn tertain themselves at a Christmas feed. Suitable presents given to all members. Dec. 20 Every one leaves for Christmas. Dec. 21 Every one sends postcards to rich relatives and buys present for sweetheart. Dec. 25 Santa Clause arrives Some discover that there isn't any. Dec. 26-28 Every one sends New Year greetings to those who unexpectedly sent them Christmas cards. Qtfje JWontfjlp IBellotos I lie Weather STILL COLD Vol. 24 Cubic Inches COLLEGEVILLF. PA.. January 30. 1923 Price $1.98 ADVICE TO FRESIIMEN ON RUSSIAN QUARTET CONCERT TAKING AN EXAMINATION PLEASES LARGE AUDIENCE + Always come late. I ell the prof you were studying so hart! you didn’t hear the bell. I hat will please him. If you do not understand certain of the questions, ask your next-door neighbor. Do not annoy the prof. Never write in ink. Hard pencils make the best impression on the prof. Do not answer all the questions. I he man in charge wants you to make a choice even though he for gets to mention it. If you don't know the answer to a question, bluff it. It is always gratifying to the instructor to discover a spark of originality in a student. If possible, look on the next fellow's paper. Then correct any errors on your own. It will help the prof greatly us he will have less to correct. Above all. don't sign your name on your paper. It will furnish the prof some amusement to guess whose it is. Co-eds should smile sweet ly. and whenever possible tickle the prof under the chin before the examination. HOTEl. COI .1 .F.GF.V 11.1 .F. When stopping in Collcge-ville. why not put up at its l est hotel? Situated at Fifth and Podunk Avenues, three minutes' walk from the forty theatres and the bakery. The second largest hotel in town. 52.381 rooms. 2 baths and an elevator boy. Two bellhops always at your service. Building absolutely germ-proof. adv. A THRILLING TALE Our Pet Duck” by F. L. Lf.nkf.k THE CREAM OF EVENTS Jan. 2 Montgomery and lierks County Clubs hold hops. That’s not all they held. Jan i Classes arc as dull as usual. Mury Britt comes in from without. Baker ex claims suggestive when asked by Mertz to name some bad kinds of questions. Ian. 4 Miss F.rmold goes fishing and casts some re flections on the Maples. Jan. 5 Herber tries to wash a precipitate with ivory-soap. Jan. 6 I.cnker. lover de luxe, declares that after the first kiss the rest arc easy. Jan. 7 Sunday evening menu changes. Gingerbread and beans are su! stitutcd for lieans and gingerbread. Jan. 8 First studying is done after Christmas holidays. Jan. 9 Dr. lower cracks joke. Says: I'll let you do the reciting today. Jan. 10 Prof. Munson is visiting still. Prof. Mertz illustrates foolish questions in Ed. IV. Jan. 14 Claire I-awrcncc declares that her father has the strongest arms of any man she knows. Jan. 15 Gawthrop sends l.inck for a bucket of vacuum and a set of atomic weights. Jan. 17 Prof. Edwards calls on Miller after saying that he wished more of the girls would recite. Jan. 20 Every one starts studying for exams. Jan. 22- The storm arrives. Jan. 23 Every one wishes he had studied harder. Jan. 24 Helffrich takes off horse shoe to go to bed. Jan. 25 Helffrich puts on horse shoe. Jan. 31 Helffrich gets marks and kisses horse shoe. Every one turns over a new leaf. Novel Musical Entertainment I lit of Season Curious Names of the Singers a Puzzle to All I lie Russian Cathedral Quartet appeared last Mon day evening in a two hour program of song, the third number on the regular lecture course. Needless to say they delighted the large audience present, all of whom responded to their splendid work with hearty applause and deep appreciation. The curious names of the singers proved a pleasant puzzle to all present, and in justice to Dr. Omwake it must be said that he pronounced the names fairly well in introducing the musicians. Knowing, of course, that no one in the audience had ever been to Russia, he spoke freely of the merits of the j crformers. which were many. A great deal of the appreciation was due to the unique character of the four singers. The first tenor was Nicholas Wasilievsky, who was boy soloist at the Alexander Neuiski Larra in Pctrograd. I le was Fcador Chaliapin. Jr. Something about his face reminded one of the great Russian basso, but it seemed a shame that one with so charming a face and personality should have to wake up every morning with a name like that. Nicholas Vasilicff sang second tenor. Andre Gri-gorieff handled the baritone excellently, while his purple smock was the cause of much raving in feminine circles. Michael Bataeff. the basso profundo. was the man with a dominating personality, his deep voice reminding the audience at once of Dr. Smith’s favorite organ prelude and the lower tones of Rutter s saxaphone. Harry Wilhelm accompanied the singers and rendered several well-chosen selections. Undoubtedly the best thing he played was the piano. The quartette sang several songs in their native tongue to which every one agreed perfectly, and several in English, which were equally appreciated. A solo Asleep in the Deep-’ was particularly suited to some of the audience. FOR YOUR SUMMER S VACATION! Why not spend the summer in Collegeville? Can’t you vision the unusual delight of a holiday in the romantic Perkiomen Valley? The thrill of swift rides on the Perkiomen express trains? The deliciously cool winds of summer bathing? The charming country in perpetual breezes? Train service twice a day from Allentown and Philadelphia, making the trip one way in from one to eight hours— round trip in three weeks. And the unforgettable motor rides over the Collegevillc boulevard! Wonderful ozonic air! Clear and colored water everywhere, anytime! Fancy bathing. covered bathhouses, outdoor dancing! THE MONTHLY BELLOWS. January 30. 1923 £f)e iflontfjlp JJellotoS For, by and on the people” Advertising Rates One mark per word Registered as second-class matter at Collegeville. Pa. It's not all here, and it's not all true” EDITORIAL THE HUMORIST I he hurr.or sense is the sign and seal of a man’s personal triumph over the rutting of routine and the deadweight of worry the proof that the world hasn’t got the better of him. I here’s a time and place to put all out of mind but the task; but the man who knows no quitting hour for the serious is a far more pitiable spectacle than the fellow who is too gifted with humorous perception to get ahead materially. I he latter has the greatest solace in the world laughter. It has been said that the great humorist is also the greatest understander of life’s tragedies. I le has learned to distinguish the comic with so fine a demarcation that pathos, the other side of the line, is close and living and clear-cut to him. I le indicates unerringly the funny side, and we laugh even if the joke be an inscription on a tomb. And then, more deftly still, he gives us a suggesting glimpse into the shadow. With a fine and reasonable sense of values, he makes both exquisite his jest is never stretched nor unnatural, his sorrow never pathos. Though thousands of us have his gift of appreciation. few can lay claim to that inborn creative quality which not only recognizes and passes on true humor, but originates as well. When such a man arises, his influence in any walk of life multiplies as though by magic. Mark Twain’s place in literature is due to this divine intuition that could push aside the commonplace and reveal the ridiculous or pathetic underneath; his work was never a dead wash, because of his power to place the high lights in vivid contrast to the shadows. Chauncey Dcpcw’s witty originality was the secret of his political success; Joseph Choate was the greater diplomatist because of this quality; and it is superfluous. perhaps, to point to one of the supreme humorists of all time Abraham Lincoln, the man who in his own darkest hours could find time to lighten the burdens of those about him with a story. A CALENDAR ROMANCE (Apologies to the Drcxcrd) Our hero was the common sort, when all is said and done; He worked his head off daily and was out to get the MON. The reason for his diligence was commonplace, tis true He tried to swell his salary so ‘twould suffice for TUE. And mavbe that’s the reason why one day he lost his head. Ami falling on his knees, he cried. 'Oh. maiden, wilt thou WED?” He may have thought this sudden, but it seemed not so to her; She lisped a quick acceptance and said forcibly. Yeth. THUR.” But when they went to keeping house he feared that he would die; For. oh. that modern maiden could neither bake nor FRI. She could not run a bungalow, or even run a flat. So on many sad occasions in a restaurant they SAT. But he forgave her everything as man has always done. When she presented him one day a bouncing baby SUN THOUGHT FOR Till-. MONTH There arc two kinds of women you can’t trust those with bobbed hair and those without. Ben Nelson claims that the most prevalent object of conversation up in his neighborhood during the Christmas vacation, was stills and hooch formulas. I fence, we deduct that they must have had quite a Still-y nacht on Christmas eve. BITS OF HUMOR What kind of lawyer you gonna be when you get through with the bar. Bill? Oh. no special kind in particular. I sec. You're gonna bran attorney general, huh? Sun Dial. • • • At Bryn Mawr recently seventy-five girls marched out of a burning dormitory in their nighties, and a dozen firemen were overcome by smoke. At least they said it was smoke. JuJ e. Would you ever wear a rented bathing suit?” It depends upon where the rent is. Hurt. Biology Prof. Bathing alone will not insure good health. Undertone I may l e dumb, but I never heard of a double bath tub. Mat-leaser. My brother just returned from Penn. How long was he there? Four years.” That’s nothing. Me old man went there 10 years ago and he ain't back yet.” Maheaser. • • Epitaph on a tombstone read as follows; As you are. so once was I. As 1 am. so you will be. So prepare yourself I o follow me. Underneath it. was written by some one; I o follow you I'll not consent Until I know which way You went. Seen in a graveyard: To My Dear Departed Wife: The light of my life has gone out (Dated 1910) But I have found another match. (Dated 191ft) MEALS _ H THE (1 lip I ill 1) 1 he Weather SAME — WORSE Vol. 24 Cubic Inches COLLEGEVILLE. PA.. February 28. 1923 Price $1.98 FOUNDERS' DAY PROGRAM PREPPY + OX-FORD TEAM ENGAGES SINUS IN DEBATE Open-1 (earth Type of Furnace Used for Mot Air In the first Open-1 learth Debate ever held at Ursinus. the hot air flowed thick and fast. I he question for argument was: Resolved, that the Principals of the Kansas Courting Act Should be Incarcerated in State Leg-isolation. Following the speeches, the House voter! by standing. Three stood on their heads, thus indicating their sympathy with the Affirmative: while two got on their ear for the Negative. Speaking for Ursinus were Lobster S. Stover and Warren (Ohio) Bictsch. CREAM OF THE NEWS I wo ingenious young ladies fill bathtub to overflowing with pillows and study in luxury. Misses Sallic Mosscr and Jeanne Gilbert claim their stuc'y light was out. Miss Julia Shutack is forced by the terrific ccld to sleep with her coat and hat on. She says that the experience made her hot-headed. Anyway she promises to give the miners a real, old-fashioned piece of her mind, when she gets home. Young lady from Philadelphia swoons in class! Peter carries Dot Hamilton. the young lady. out. Many other young ladies envy her the art. Meek wedding held at Glenwood. “Bill Kurtz (Continued on jxikc- 2) A GOOD TIME WAS HAD BY ALL DEGREE OF BBL CONFERRED TWICE bounders Day presented the usual program of acrobatic stunts, song and dance patter, a one-act play with a movie as the grand finale. bach act was good and each actor or actress a star in his or her own right. I he first act was a pantomime by the whole troupe who troojicd around Bomberger I hill in quaint black costumes and into the building to the strains of the largest steam calliope in the world. I he first act showed the bosses of the college in a twenty minute exhibition of strength and skill. The skill was in dodging verbal brickbats and the strength in handling a shovel. I his act was loudly applauded. I hen came a monologue by that renowned artist of the vaudeville stage. Moovu; L. ( loser. His line finally ran out after he had pulled all the ancient gags that ever made a chin liearrl wag on the hick circuit-. Due to his commanding presence, excellent reading and general delivery he received a hand. After him came the one-act play entitled. “Conferring the I bird Degree, or the BBL's Revenge. The whole group of stars engaged in putting over this piece. The plot centers around the difficulties of emptying BBL’s on a man who is not around. I his was emphasized by the counter plot, showing the ease with which it is accomplished when the man is present. The subplot introduced some humor when the degree of Bachelor of Arms was conferred u|x n George Theodore Science. VIX. In the interlude a most unusual act was put on. This is illustrated by the picture. The movie was a sidesplitting comedy entitled. A Florentine Cask.” and was in keeping with the BBL degree. Attired as long dead painters, poets and sculptors. Dot biaelig. Warren Bictsch and Eugene Michael were screams. There wasn't a dead minute in the three reels, but. oh. how they did reel! UNUSUAL FEATURE FOR YOUR SUMMER VACATION! Cellegcvillc in the romantic Perkiomcn Valley. Train service twice a day from Allentown and Philadelphia. making the trip oneway in twenty-four hours round trip three weeks. Clear and colored water. Covered bathing houses. WASHINGTON HAS ANOTHER BIRTHDAY It Is tin- I wcnty-sccond of February I bis Year Once ujion a time, there was a man. Strange, but true. This man’s name was George Washington. now-known as the “Father of His Country. His most conspicuous traits were vim, vigor and vitality: and with these be gained for Inmself the proud title. Now Washington never told a lie. That was the greatest trait in his character. and it is for this marvelous record that his birthday is now celebrated. In lyin’ with this jiolicy Ursinus hcl. But then so did Naptha Anyway a dance of the first magnitude was planned. All the elite would doubtless attend. So to give that exotic flavor, that erotic tang, that neurotic essence, so in demand by the best society, the committee in charge (and how they did) decided to prohibit lying. So some of the faculty were invited but most of them were wise and got sick. In accordance with the idea of prohibiting prevarication was the change of name from dance to bawl. Washington Day Bawl. How sweet! And Great Jehosopbat how the women did' Some of the nude men didn’t have enough manners or sense to lie anyhow, with the catastrophic result aforementioned. (No. we're not advertising) THE MONTHLY BELLOWS. February 28. 1923 Z )t ittontfjlp iBellolus “I4or. by and on the people Advertising Rates One mark per word Registered as second-class matter at Collcgcvillc. Pa. It's not all here, and it's not all true EDITORIAL CROOKED POLITICS Log rolling must cease. The pork barrel must be eliminated. Elections must be freed from the slightest taint of corruption. Those three points form the fundamental program of the Bellows. I he abuses of the electoral system have been terrible. Bribes arc freely offered and even more freely taken. A reporter for the Bellows was offered a cigarette by a man who not ten minutes later was nominated for janitor of his Literary Society! The reporter had already accepted the bribe, innocently enough, harm. But how could he guilt? I Ic had meant no purge himself of his CREAM OF THE NEWS (Continued from page 1) is the bride and K Stevenson the groom. The party consisted of ten attendants dressed in cheesecloth and the minister Rumor has it that the mock part was about Harriet Smith and Ed Cook. Big Student Council Din ner and Party at Mrs. Ezra Allen's home. Later Mr. C. Earl Linck declares that next year the Student Councils will have to be elected by couples. Strange accident to young lady. Miss Helen Knauer. while visiting at the Maples, scorches the back of her neck. The young lady, at the time, was ironing the collar which she was wearing. Many Mapleitcs bob their hair. The total has reached five and this quintet has banded together to extend the blessings of the lack of hair. Hair pulling at South. Holly says to her roommate. Natty. I don't want to get dressed up tonight: do you have something I can wear? I. a t i n classes become cinchy. The buhds begin to assert their annual appeal. Gotschalk gets generous. Offers to take Sally I linklc’s cold, if she will give it to him in a nice way. Kindest man in college found. Peters helps Crif sweep up the dining room. Grif almost has heart failure. Ursinus student nearly lost in the wilds of Allentown. Young Mr. Michael is sent there to represent the college at the Oratorical Union and utmost doesn't come back. A reporter for the Bellows obtained the following statement from Mr. Michael. How should I know what Allentown looks like? But. say. mister, she was a peach. She's the Mexican hairless dog's fleas. I'll say! How long is it until next Saturday?” The inference is that the fair sex in Allentown ain't so bad. not so? Bible class disturbed. Doc Jordan's class in English Bible 3 and 4 was inter- rupted when Bill Reimert lost his equilibrium and fell over in his chair. I ime out was taken to gather him up. Valentine Day cclebra-tioned. Some wicked girl sends one of the amorous epistles to Bunny Sellers. Who is trying to make Rabbit fall for the girls? Bible class again disturbed. Gummy Rutter thrown out for throwing snowballs, in order to make the punishment fit the crime. What would mother say? Ventriloquist discovered. Miss Margaret Mills makes noise like foghorn at 7 A. M.. and rouses all the sleepy heads. Miss Alice Miller, of the same hall, has a bright idea and calls out: Grace. your roommate thinks she is a ferry (not a fairy). Penn Hall plays Ursinus basketball team. The young ladies from the Chambers-burg institution of learning cause near riot at College-ville school. An inquiry at the hospital revealed that forty cases of stiff neck had been treated, three pairs of dark glasses handed out. and two eases of nervous prostration sent to bed. The Maples lost their satellites for the evening. Mabel Groff thought that they were from Pine Bluff. Tweet! tweet' The first day of spring is here. Powell's fancy lightly turns to gallant deeds and he carries Winnie Derr's bag. Strange curiosity appears on campus. Miss Grace Trout explains. Did you see those l oys who were with Hclffrich on Saturday? They were his two twin brothers. Promiscuous petting. Mr. Leslie Wicoff runs his hand through Sallic Mostcller's hair. President George Lcs-lie Omwake of the college secs this and calling Mr. Wicoff into his office delivers unto him a lecture on what he thinks of women fondlcrs. Why I Wasn't Born a Blonde In two volumes by Ruth Weloen I Ic reported to the editor, and. with this concrete ease to work on. a quiet investigation was made. It was found that when two candidates for an office had been nominated, friends of one or the other often moved that the nominations be closed. This was enough. The Bellows will fight this widespread corruption by every means in its power. It has appropriated a fund of twenty million marks for this purpose. I hc watchword will be. Note your vote! ATTENTION. SUBSCRIBERS! The Business Manager requests all subscribers who arc not receiving their Bellows to let him know at once, so that he may see that they do get it. SPRING IS COMING ®f)e jfflontftfp Ikllotos The Weather WINDY Vol. 24 Cubic Inches COLLEGEVILLE, PA.. March 30. 1923 Price $1.98 ZWINGLIAN HAS BIRTHDAY CELEBRATES EVENT WITH 53 CANDLES ON CAKE + URSINUS GIRLS SIT IN SHADE WHILE PENN HALL BRILLIANTLY SHINES + Friends and relatives of Zwing gathered together from far and near on Friday night to celebrate the natal day of this loved child of the college. A number of students dressed up as Chinese, and sang pretty little songs which pleased every one very much. The audience was having a very good time until Max Hitter. Shorty Leeming and Warren Bietsch started to get a little fresh. The wicked lx ys plotter! together and then came out on the platform and said they were three jolly conspirators and were going to cut somebody's throat. Panic ensued and some women might have fainted if Herbie Howells hadn’t conic on the stage as lie did right then and sang a nice song which allayed the people’s fears and calmer] the terror-stricken audience. It is hoped such an unfortunate incident will never happen at the school again. MISS ROE'S GYMNASTS PERFORM Before an appreciative, applauding audience of men students plus a few townspeople. the feminine half of the institution did the exercises which Madeline has been teaching them all winter. with such pep and skill as would have delighted the honorable Walter Camp, himself. The girls also tripped the light fantastic in costume, and in their final appearance, came out and started flinging pinochle decks around. Before the shocked young gentlemen could raise their (Continuer! on page 2) LOCAL MENTION Mar. I Girls finish wonderful basketball season. Our hats arc off to you. Pretty work Mar. 9 Debate in Bom-berger vs. Albright. Won by Ursinus. 2-1. Mar. 12 Numerous birds speak in numerous high schools to get numerous students to come to Ursinus next year. Mar. 18 Diz” Baker arrester! for speeding in Spring City. Mar. 24 —Student Council dance held in Field Cage. Mar. 23 Zwing holds anniversary in Bombcrgcr. Mar. 25 Terrible Sunday no church, no social hour. Mar. 27 — Signals off. Easter vacation begins. Mar. 28 Hedrick goes to Philadelphia. Discovers it is a large place. Mar. 29 Day study goes to Philadelphia to visit Stanley (?). 1 MM ED I ATE INFERENCE Well, if A cup Is the same As a mug. And that Is the same As a face. My girl Has one of The prettiest loving Cups You ever Saw. —Drtxerd FRESHMEN REMOVE CRAVATS A great change has occurred at Ursinus overnight and the place, for the time being, docs not seem like home. Our fresh, green, yearlings have been allowed to remove that distinguishing piece of haberdashery, worn beneath the chin and commonly called a freshman tic. Yes. now they, no longer, look like budding young artists from Greenwich Village. with their gracefully flowing black silk bows. I heir appcurunccs arc. no longer, so charming and ap) caling to the feminine eye and it is feared, indeed, that they will have to search a long time before they can find a four-in-hand —strikingly colored as it may be which will hold in its form and contents that innate something which, in the artist tic. is so dear to the maidenly heart. But why the sudden change? Ah. that is a story soon told. 1 he aggressive almost-a-ycar olds had a contest with the pugnacious sophomores, in the field cage, to sec which one could throw a big round ball into a basket the greatest number of times and—ray for the frosh!— they won with a score. 22-18. It was a grand and glorious victory and Student Council was so delighted they said the youngsters might remove those artist tics which they have worn so long and uncomplainingly. Raids were immediately made on Dan Bartman’semporium, in fact, his whole stock of neckwear was appropriated and now the freshmen pride themselves on looking like other human mortals. (Continued on twice 2) I'riday was a sad day for the Ursinus lassies. Deepest gloom, sorrow, misery and despair settled on each and every girl’s heart as the Penn Hall contingency fur-coated. lip-sticked and taxi-cncloscd arrived on the premises and began to show the 'Sinus co-eds a glimpse of real life. Soon this was the attitude of all the girls under the benign influence. Oooooo -I want to bob my hair und rouge and lip-stick nd pencil my eyebrows and n'everything. sobbed little Miss Freshman on a suffering sister's shoulder. Aw. gee.” said Miss Sophomore in a tone of envy. 1 sure wish 1 had the nerve to swear at the preceptress, at least once in a while.” and the corners of her mouth drooped like a weeping willow. Bet 1 could smoke a cigarette if I had half a chance ” Miss Junior was not hit so hard and yet she sighed and murmured. “Well. I wish Pete Aglcy and Jack Piscator would ask me to go to Pearlstinc’s some time. Perhaps I can't dance like the people from Chambers-burg. but ■” and the sentence ended with an extra big sigh. Miss Senior stalked around sturdily, saying. I think their conduct is shocking, disgraceful and yet well. I wish I could develop that air of -oh. dontcha know —I'm somebody! Mcrtz might count that as poise in practice teaching. And so the girls sobbed and sighed -and sighed and sobbed until out in the field cage -a snappy game of basketball took place and the 'Sinus girls showed the Penn Hall girls the game as (Continued on jwye 2) THE MONTHLY BELLOWS. March 30. 1923 Cf)e Jfflontfjlp IkUotoS ‘or, by and on the people' Advertising Rates One mark per word Registered as second-class matter at Collegeville. Pa. It's not all here, and it's not all true EDITORIAL NEVER TO LATE TO MEND Ah. what a world of meaning is wrapped up in those few- short words! What a wealth of sympathy and encouragement is there in its homely contents for we who have did the things we ought not to have done and not done the things we ought to have did. Let us pause a moment in the busy run of lessons and more lessons and consider how we may correct an evil which has ever existed at our beloved college. There are students at this institution who have not embraced their social opportunities in a certain respect. And yet. why not? The davenports in the reception rooms of the various halls have not yet been worn shiny. I heir surfaces do not now wear the smooth, sleek, glossy, slippery appearance of age. neither do they as yet sag in comfortable lines toward the middle. Even though the proverbial horsehair sofy on which Pa sat when he courted Ma has changed to the leather upholstered divan or davenport of our present day. nevertheless always is that indispensable article of furniture waiting with open arms to receive to its shelter some man and maid. Now. it is up to us of the present generation to see that these davenports do become worn and shiny and sagging. We cannot let this time-honored receptacle lose the characteristics which have made it famous for years and years. We must act and act quickly. With co-operation, we can conquer worlds. Fellows, call up the girl tomght. Make one more soul happy. Girls, lead him to the davenport and deposit him in one corner and sit in the opposite. During the course of the evening, gravitate! And in a few weeks the end in view will be accomplished and we shall have helped in a little way toward a greater Ursinus. MISS ROES GYMNASTS PERFORM (ContinuMl from page 1) hands in horror, however, the girls picked up the cards and ran away home. Oh. that such a thing should happen tocast a reflection on the institution! URSINUS GIRLS SIT IN SHADE (Continued from page I) she is played. Then twas the Red. Old Gold and Black that shone and our victorious blue-eyed team that was the center of attraction. Ray. girls! Penn Hall departed into the night with the blessings (or were they maledictions?) of the distracted preceptresses on their heads, and in a day the school settled into its normal state again Our girls had had one glimpse of real life and then the door was shut. One Sec how bright Orion is tonight. Mike Yis. That guy O Ryan is lit every night. A f at teaser. NUXATED IRON Be big and strong like Bill Bryan. Get a little mettle in your system. Send for our free pamphlet in which Bezdck tells how Nuxated Iron enabled the Nittany Lion to devour the Navy's Goat and the Mountaineers Coyote. Don't Delay That's what Firpo did. Collegeville Iron Works Collegeville. Pa. GIVE YOUR DOG S HIND LEG A CHANCE! Helffricm's Flea Soap Kills the fleas and thrills the pup. Also good for hives, dandruff. barber's itch, eczema, boils and bed-bugs. FRESHMEN REMOVE CRAVATS (Continued (torn page •) But -oh what an aching void is there in the hearts of the juniors, especially, as they realize that their little brothers are big men now! MAN MAKES STUDENTS I.AUGH The Christian Associations have, unknown to the rest of the student body, gone about lately noting the wrinkles, grey hairs and long faces, which are becoming so common at Ursinus as a result of the extensive and intensive cramming for the finals two months off. They decided, since they knew the students liked the funnies in the funny paper particularly the Gumps to get a funny man to come and make the people laugh so they secured Dr. Dagcr. That man is noted for making individuals forget oppressing and over whelming care such as Dr. Allen's studentsalways have. The boys and girls were loath to leave their studies, but they piled into Bom-berger anyhow and were soon convulsed with laughter at what the man said: for. yes he is the kind what makes jokes! Indeed, the tonic worked so well that one man is still laughing and Dr. Kershner has diagnosed it as a case of giggling paralysis, it is rather annoying, although the students in Prof. Mcrtz’s classes arc glad, for now they let this man do all the snickering at P A M.’s storage jokes while they sit back and sleep. BOOKS RECENTLY PUBLISHED How I Escape The li lies of Women Don Roeiim ‘‘ ou’ to eat 'ALL' the time and remain thin W. Bark ..—----.—.—.. SPRING IS HERE ------—-—i— ®()t JllontJjlp ikllotus +----------- I he Weather BETTER � • - —•—---- COLLEGEVILLE. PA.. April 30. 1923 REDLIKE REVOLUTION RENDS KITCHEN’S CUSTOMARY CALM Irishmen Rush In Where Angels Fear To Tread and Generally Get Away With It Vol. 24 Cubic Inches COLLEGE BUILDINGS LABELED Some of the Signs Send Man Crazy! A sad occurrence took place at Ursinus today. A visitor was being conducted about the greenswarded” campus to view the illustrious college and its environs. and the sights he saw and the things he heard so affected him that some of the neurones in his cranium untangled and he has become a worthless member of society. But can he be blamed? I hings surely were queer! Fori yes. his conductor pointed to a large white building and there he saw a sign. Masonic Home of Pennsylvania. What! thestrang-er said. You tell me college girls live here! That cannot be. But it was. for just then a horde of girls streamed out of the building. He was next led down the street past the President’s heme and gazing into its noble features, he exclaimed with a start. Perkiomen Bridge Hotel! Your worthy president lives in a hotel Can I believe my eyes? At the next girls’ dormitory. he was confronted with a sign. Shoes repaired here. I he stranger, of course, had to make a remark, although he was too polite to say that either he or the person leading him around, was crazy. So he merely blurted out. Isn’t that ah a man’s job? From the flagpole there waved a white flag. The strange sights now began to go to the visitor's head and trying to be funny, he stuttered. Didn’t know this was a W. C. T. U. college. And then he was shown (Continued on page I) This little world, our kitchen” it is a pity to have a revolution ravaging its walls. It is heart-rending to see the jxiwerful dynasties fall But then we must eat to live and Irishmen will be Irishmen. Just as every one was returning from more or less strenuous Faster vacations, and just as most of us were settling down, there comes this instigator of revolt, this merciless impostor, this cook, who with eager feeding food doth choke the feeder. Plans and hopes have been shattered. prides have been humiliated. dignities have been lowered, but he goes fearlessly onward serving tomatoes when tomatoes are not our due. omitting gravy and other necessities. We who were wont to frequent the cook’s domicile object. We have been done an injustice. Revolutions arc all right in their place, but leave them to Russia and Ireland. Let our little realm go unmolested. We who actually held important positions arc now ignored. It is preposterous. These and many other similar complaints have been registered in the Bellows office in the hope t h a t through the columns of this influential sheet some relief may be brought to the many sufferers from the tirades of an Irish cook named John. It seems that said chef has been raising everything but dough with the students of the institution and something in the form of a change must come before long. The Bellows management regrets, however, that as a neutral publication it cannot lend its support to cither side, but is willing to publish letters from cither the offended or the offenders. Price $1.98 BELL CLAPPER IS STOLEN Missing Accessory to Time - honored Freeland Bell is Found in Duke’s Closet The other morning as the various elements of the Ursinus menagerie were drowsily recovering from the effects of the state of coma into which the great god Morpheus had kindly sent them the night l cforc. and were inwardly and outwardly cursing the bell-ringer for awakening them, one minute before 6.43. they suddenly paused and said to each other. What’s eating that bell? Is there another Shrcincr fire or is it the Fourth of July?” For. yes -something was wrong! It was a case of The curfew tolls the knell of rising students. to quote the poet, for instead of the usual melodious ding, dong ding. dong, there was a harsh bang. bang. bang. The dear old bell was being sadly misused. What was the matter? Soon the noise ceased and the students breathed a sign of relief. It was not a fire. At breakfast, the startling news burst like a thunderbolt on the cars of the listening throng the bell clapper was stolen! Stolen! Ah. who could have done such a dastardly trick? Surely not a student, for the sound of that bell rings too sweet in the cars of that suffering individual, as in its clear, pure tones, it warns the professor, interested in hearing himself talk, that now he MUSI let the class go. No. it was not a student. But. who? Could it have been Tom or Bill or Mrs. Ermold? No and since (Continued on page 2) RANDOM JOTTINGS Apr. 3 Philadelphia Club holds big dance in big town. Apr. 4 Signals on again. School starts. Also a new cook of Irish descent. Ought to be president soon. Apr. 7 Baseball season opens with victory over Osteopathy. 9-3. Apr. 9 Dietz and gang start editing the Weekly- Apr. 18 Varsity trims Drcxel. 8-2. Much holding of hands at Dr. Good’s illustrated lecture. After Dr. lower answers onc of his own_ questions. Lcnker claims that he was going to say the same thing. Apr. 21 Baseball team loses to Rutgers. Apr. 23 Varsity trips Delaware. 16-12. Apr. 28 Team loses to Dickinson. 9-5. Frosh-junior shine. Rain. Lost curls. Omwake explains about ten dollar room deposit. Made everything as clear as mud. Fried eggs for breakfast! I Ierl er makes debut on tennis court. Bungalow doings along the Perk commence. THE MONTHLY BELLOWS. April 30. 1923 Cfje fflontjlp 33dloU)s For, by and on the people Advertising Rates One- mark per word Registered as second-class matter at Collegeville. Pa. It's not all here, and it's not all true EDITORIAL ALAS! SPRING IS HERE ‘‘Your ‘cuts.’ your cuts.’ you’ve got 'em, now keep ’em. doggone it. don’t lose ’em your ‘cuts.’ your ’cuts.’ etc..” thus saith the faculty. The birds are singing, the grass is growing, the flowers are blooming, the Perkiomen is flowing. Nature in all her glory rises to greet you. Spring is here and with it spring fever. Have you with all perseverance and earnestness carried out the import of that momentous statement at the beginning of this article? I lave you faithfully, sincerely, and honestly held on to those few precious “cuts” meted out so cautiously by the powers that be? If you have, now shall you have your reward. The time long waited for has arrived. The time for “cutting” is here! Fellow students, you must realize that the spring fever hits the professors as well as yourselves. They want a rest. Let us give it to them. Do not go to classes when the spirit moves you to do otherwise. The prof will welcome your absence. 1 le will have less people to look at. less papers to correct, and then can make up an excuse to dismiss the class early. Professors are always dying to do this. Give them a chance. You who are more timid and fain to meet the man after you have “cut” his class, develop a line.” Cater to his tastes and tell him of a bu-r-r-r-ed you saw on your walk or a fish you glimpsed on your ride. That will interest him greatly. What prof would not greet you after an absence with tears of joy. should you present him with a bouquet of vi-o-lets or da-i-sies. The affection shown would touch the tender places of his heart and could he then reproach you for cutting. Students, it is up to you to make the professors forget their spring fever, and enjoy the fine weather. By conducting yourselves as outlined above, you can make this season a time of joy and inspiration for the hard-working souls. Therefore. CU1 !! COLLEGE BUILDINGS LABELED (Continued from pane 2) the great grey stone building in which so many students have suffered and flunked and was told that it was a score and a half years old. A score and a half years old. ha. ha. ha. he shouted. You can't fool me any more this morning you're just building it. and he pointed to this sign perched high up. at the front of the entrance F. JL. Hoover Sons. Contractors and Builders. The man was totally deranged by this time and was taken to the Norristown State Hospital in the college sedan. If he ever recovers, he will be informed that the Ursinus students were merely playing post-April Fool with the college properties. BELL CLAPPER IS STOLEN (Continued from page I) “murder will out. it must l c confessed, the clapper was. at last, found in the closet in the Duke's room. The news of this misdemeanor on the part of such a respectable citizen of the Ursinus family, greatly shocked und saddened the student body, although the recovery of the clapper was a source of joy to all. The defendant has not as yet revealed his motive for the crime, although it has been hinted that the honored gentleman had visions of an undisturbed snooze while the clapper was being sought. COLLEGE SUPPLY STORE Highest rates on all goods Guaranteed to rob all customers LOST! A drag with the profs Sorely needed Return to A Soph GALLEY REVOLUTION ENDED I hree hours before the April Bellows went to press the following communication was received and we take great pleasure in publishing the same: I he revolution is over. Ireland has fought and won. And it is well that the noble son of Erin has gained his point. Peace reigns once more in the galley, and food in unheard of quantities pours forth to stave off the hungry pangs of two hundred stomachs. What care we now if the gravy is absent, or if tomatoes come when they arc least expected? What care we for sudden outbursts of Irish temper, when they arc followed by demonstrations of Irish generosity? Anti who can’t get a cup of coffee and the customary slice of toast upon request? Besides, lives there a chef who don't like to be king in his own domain? Long live John, the cook!” I ROSH JUNIOR SHINE Dutch windmills. Dutch tulips. Dutch lussies made the field cage look like the country of the good Wil-helmina. but ah those clever decorators forgot one thing more the dikes of Holland. I-or the rains descended, the floods came and The Roof Leaked! Nevertheless, with a slip-perv floor, slippery orchestra and slippery eats AND with a WITTY talk by P. A. M. who wouldn't have a jolly time and they did. DIGNIFIED SENIORS FETED After five days of intensely grinding work under Boots’ Baden and Dr. Jordan, the classes of '23 and '25 adjourned to a South Sea Island, a la field cage, for a couple hours of relaxation, syncopation and mastication. Confetti and happy smiles abounded and to quote a well-known college paper. A good time was had by all. ONLY TWO MORE WEEKS ®(je iHontijlp iBeUotos I he Weather FINE FOR CANOEING COLLEGEVILLE. PA.. May 30. 1923 Vol. 24 Cubic Inches COLLEGE PLANS ARE SHAPED FOR NEXT YEAR FRESHMEN RULES REGISTRATION HAZING The registration in Ursinus f« r next year promises to be tremendous. Many applicants will have to l e turned away l ecausc of a shortage of stamps and the high cost of printing. Freshmen rules will immediately go into effect. Each freshman will be order cd to wear his freshman cap when walking into the Dean's office to register. Freshmen will also be ordered to haze themselves. They will orly have to run errands for their own class men and the Faculty. PRESIDEN T OMWAKES DEFINITION OF CONCENTRATION Concentration is sitting down at your desk with an open book before you. placing an eyeshade on your brow and trying to think where you can get a date for tomorrow night.” So Dr. Omwake defined concentration to the freshmen in his new course. College Problems. In the spring young men's fancies lightly turn to what the girls have l)ccn thinking about all winter. SOME OF PAUL MERTZ'S TESTS ON PSYCHOLOGY HOW MANY CAN YOU ANSWER? Billows prints for the first time the results of the a s t o u n ding psychological tests recently made by P. A. Mertz. Any one giv ing good reasons why these answers arc correct will lie awarded the Helium Medal for irresponsibles. the Sacred Cross of the Pink Pole-Cats and the Ragged Ribbon of the Remington. First question: What would you do if you found yourself in an air-tight room containing a mad dog. a rattlesnake and a pair of sleighliells? Correct answer: Invariably you would grasp the rattlesnake by the hind leg and rattle him. thus scaring the dog. Now. you have the dog rattled. Now. toll the bells for a period of 93 seconds. and at once determine what the bells told. Then, at the psychological moment, sleigh the dogs with the bells. Second question: Supposing you had nothing to eat for three years. Suddenly you come upon a grocery stcrc. On the outside of the store is a stand containing large, juicy, red apples. You steal one. and looking up. see a policeman. What would you do? Correct answer: Run into the store, jump on a scale, and get a weigh. Third question: An Indian with a club foot, unable to walk, is stranded in the Sahara Desert sixty-two and three-third miles from a Childs' Restaurant, with one pancake in his possession. How will he keep from starving? Correct answer: In the (Continual on page 2) PROF. EDWARDS LECTURES ON CONGRESS DIVISIONS OF CONGRESS QUALIFICATIONS COMMITTEES Congress is the hothouse where Uncle Sam cultivates his troubles, which maintains its own heating apparatus. and wonderful are the products raised. It is divided into two sections the blouse of Representatives in the west end of the Capitol and the Senate in the east end. which is about as close as they ever get on any one subject. One of the latest measures introduced in Congress provides for the establishment of a balloon field just back of the building to utilize the surplus gas from the time-honored halls. The greatest differences between a Representative and a Senator arc more noise and less salary and sometimes a few years. A Senator must be old enough to know better, while the I louse ranges from adolescence to funerals. The principal qualification of a Congressman is ability to handle the English language with the same proficiency and recklessness that his wife does her rolling pin, and at the recent discussion of the Peace Treaty they had the ghost of Demosthenes hunting for his pebbles. With all six cylinders exploding perfectly they often bring the gallaries to their feet and many of them get jammed in the exits. The method of procedure in Congress is very simple. A bill is drawn up in the House providing for a university in which may be studied free of war tax the Saturday night habits of unmarried cattle ticks in Arizona. It is referred to the Ways and (Continued on page 2) Price $1.98 PROF. WITMER ATTEMPTS TO REFORM ENGLISH KEY NOTE OF PROF WITMER S LECTURE BEFORE FACULTY CLUB Our I anguage is a strange affair. It docs not quite connect. You say a thing and mean it not. but yet it is correct. A girl's vacation was at an end; she cried: My off is all. A baseball layer gets a hit. but yet he its the ball. A little boy will throw a stone: the stone will l can a man. I he man in turn will throw a fit you say he's kicked the pan. There goes the bell, a student yelled. Went where? another cried. Gingham changed from red to white is classed as being dyed. An augur bores a hole in wood; the wild boar bores the ground. I.oungc lizards arc an awful bore as many girls have found. A piece of cash is called a crown: and crowns arc worn by Earls. Jack Dempsey crowned the Frenchman Jack's crown is full of curls. And so it goes from A to Z. our language is a farce. DEAN KLINE'S SNAPS Manufactured by Old Approved Methods Chocolate covered Melt in the mouth Best consumed on horseback PERK 1 OMEN BANK Capital !!!!! Interest 100'', (Only disadvantage Securities Doubtful.) THE MONTHLY BELLOWS. May 30. 1923 £fje iflontfjlp IBellotos For. by and on the people Advertising Rates One mark per word Registered as second-class matter at ( ollcgcvillc. Pa. It's not all here, and it's not all true EDITORIAL WONDER WHAT A PROF THINKS ABOUT? (Contributed by a Prof. anonymous) I he door at the rear of the room opens briskly just four minutes after the time set for the opening of the recitation hour. In lofty majesty the prof sweeps up the aisle, heedless of the class which, all prepared for its getaway in another minute, now-sinks back into its various scats in the deepest dejection. The prof steps up to his desk, pulls back his chair, glances unconcernedly around the four corners of the room, and slowly sits down. Prof to self: l oolcd them again. What a lot this younger generation is! We never let the teacher get away with anything like this when I was in college. Well. I suppose I’d better tell my annual autumn joke just to soothe their shocked nerves. I wonder how it is possible for me to smack at that one still. For Heaven's sake, will you look at that fellow in the fourth scat laugh! Some fisherman! But just make a note of it. Wonder if they know anything about the lesson? Which reminds me what is it? The easiest way to find out is to ask for questions. Here goes. Just as I thought. I’ve been asked that fool question by all the half-wits for the last ten years and expect to hear it for twenty more. Ah. I see the shining light of our little intellectual circle is working an inspiration. Duck, it’s coming. I le spent two hours preparing that one and I had to talk five minutes before I could think up the right answer. I suppose he deserves an A. but what I feel like giving him is a nice broad E. Now for a few questions of my own. Same old stall. Didn’t understand what I said. He ought to know the bell won’t be ringing for fifteen minutes yet. But still he’s a football player. Why bother him with such sideline activities of college? Hurrah, there goes the bell. And just where is my class? No wonder we have such good college sprinters in America. Well. well. I don’t blame them. I feel the need of a good smoke myself. DAILY SCHEDULE OF ANY DERR HALL MAN Hour Mon. TUE5. Wed. Thurs. Fri. Sat. 8 00 Sleep Sleep Sleep Sleep Sleep Sleep 9 00 Sleep Sleep Sleep Sleep Sleep Sleep 10 00 Loaf Read Loaf Read Loaf Sleep Paper Paper 1 1 00 Play Play Play Play Play Sleep Victrola Victrola Victrola Victrola Victrola 1 00 Class Nothing Class Nothing Class Nothing 2 00 Wish he Class Raise Class Figure Nothing roomed Wish he the Wish he how he 3 00 in roomed usual roomed can get Same 4 00 Dog in Dog Thing in Dog into Dog Nothing 5 00 1 louse House House House Same next year P.A.MERTZ INSTITUTES SOME MORE NEW PSYCHOLOGY TESTS (Continued from (aiir 1) absence of the Childs’ Restaurant. he can cat a man's lunch by the following means: First detach the Indian club from his foot, anti with it puncture a large hole in the pancake. He can now cat the pancake, have the hole of it left, and have the Sahara for desert. ABSORBING LECTURE GIVEN BY PROFESSOR EDWARDS ON CONGRESS THIS MONTH (Continued Irom page I) Mears Committee to find out how many ways it can be changed and what it all means anyhow, and is then brought up on the floor of the I louse where nine members speak for it and twenty-three against it at the same time, while two disinterested confreres sit in their seats and read the society columns. It is then passed on to the Senate, which orders an investigation and a special train of experts sent West. They send back a harrowing report of the sufferings and exposure to which When being catted upon lo rccilc uhen unprepared: You have the impression of the sinking of the Lusitania: having your chuir pulled out from under you. taking your girl to a dance and discovering that you have not enough money with you; caught stealing pennies: discovering your two best’’ girls exchanging notes. Upon meeting your fiancee's father: You have the impression of having the guy who has just cleaned up on you ask if you have had enough; this way out. please; fergettirg your lines in a play: dropping your spoon in your soup and splashing the lady next to you: receiving your death verdict; being called upon to say thanks. Have Your Pictures Taken by FORREST LENKER (Dense at first but) A Gcod Ruby Snapper which is a new variety of turtle the lonely little tick is subjected. and a new bill is then introduced authorizing the yearly purchase of enough pedigreed Hcrefords to provide a happy home for the persecuted bug. BACK TO SCHOOL AGAIN +---------- )t ftlontfilp iBclloluS +--------- M • The Weather STICKY +•—-—-—■— + COLLEGEVILLE. PA.. September 30. 1923 WHAT TWO WELL-KNOWN URSINUS MEN THINK OF WOMEN The Bellows' reporter after considerable difficulty managed to hold an interview with two well-known men on the campus regarding their views on the fairer sex. I he results arc published below. WHAT FORRY” LENKER THINKS OF WOMEN WHAT R. P. RENSCH THINKS OF WOMEN Vol. 24 Cubic Inches NEWS SUMMARY Visitor who sees many green bands claims he hears no music. Give them a chance, they arc green. Just to make things consistent. why not make freshmen boys wear holes to fit the green buttons the girls wear. Taken as a whole it sounds good. One must walk a crooked path to get from Bombergcr to Shrcincr by the shortest route. Bietsch prefers to go straight. Wouldn’t it be more conventional if the school would get a duplicate set of books for the girls, to save them the embarrassment of going over to the lx ys' side for the same. I he new library rules are so strict that one cannot park a tin lizzie on the lx� ys side of the building. School is trying to get chapel hymn books for the E. and B. A. Group. We think the front row of H. P. makes enuf noise. Evidently P. A. has not cultivated a new rising signal for use in cha| el. Faculty is thinking of building a separate place to distribute girls' mail, as there is too much playing around the post office. We can’t think of a much nicer game. Prcxy seems to be in good health. Has been eating regularly in college dining room. It's about time the dear Dr. cleaned the lower window so that some of us can see through it. I here are only eleven men playing on the football team this year. Wise frosh thinks Halibut steak'' is another name for swimming meet. SPICY TID BITS Sept. 15 -Football gladiators start pouring in. .Sept. 17 Waiters and self-help students wend their way to the liberal arts college. Sept. 19 The rest arrive and look over the new green material. Find it very green. Sept. 20 First classes start. Every one rusty. The annual bunk from the President in the evening. He called it the clash of minds this time. Sept. 21—First meeting of societies. Senior class start off with usual battle. Sept. 22 -The lid is off. Ursinus. 31: Williamson. 0. Y. M.-Y. W. reception. Sept. 23 Evening service for those socially inclined. Sept. 24 — Monday extremely blue. Flitter loses the team in New York. Student Council dance. Sept. 30 Mike” takes a trip up the I ludson to keep from studying too hard. Price $1.98 DOG HOUSE I IAS A REAL SCANDAL Resident of Kennels Is Found Studying 1 lard on Saturday Night Last evening Collcgeville's lone policeman had a hard time suppressing a near riot on the third Hoor of Dog I louse. About 9 o'clock he raw agonized shrieks issuing from one of the windows, and upon ascending to the scene of the disturbance discovered several angry upperclassmen preparing to lynch Rutter, who had been brutally attacking his economics. The officer was shown where the volume had been cracked in several places. Because of the gravity of the offense, the culprit has been sent to the county jail, pending an investigation by the Student Council. you asked a co-ed for a dale and she said. Nor What would you do? Would you apologize? Would you blush? Would you tell her you were only fooling? Would you try to argue? Avoid this embarrassing situation by writing today for our handsome volume. How to Act Around the Women. The Mrs. Ezra Allen Social Bureau Collcgcvillc. Pa. New economics prof says: To prevent moths from eating woolen blankets use cotton ones. Sherm Eger had his sideburns cut this summer so that he could cat watermelon. THE. MONTHLY BELLOWS. September 30. 1923 )t fttontfjlp IBellotoS For, by and on the people Advertising Rates One mark per word Registered as second-class matter at Collegeville. Pa. Sam's girl is tall and slender. My girl is fat and slow. Sam's girl wears silks and satins. My girl wears calico. Sam's girl is swift and speedy. My girl demure and good. l o you think I'd swap my girl for Sam's? You know blamed well I would. It's not all here, and it s not all true' THE POET’S CORNER THE HUNGRY LOVER We were coming from the picnic. A-wandering o'er the land: The moon was shining brightly: 1 held her little shawl. I held her little shawl I low fast the evening flies; We spoke in tones of love. I gazed into her lunch basket. I gazed into her lunch basket I wished I had a taste. But we strolled on together. My arm around her umbrella. E.mbracing the umbrella Of this charming little miss With eyes so full of mischief. I slyly stole a sandwich. • • • Roses send 1 to match your cheeks. Thus wrote this lovelorn fellow. Alas, the florist sealed his fate. Eor the ones he sent were yellow. • • As he told her of his love. The color left her cheeks; But on the collar of his coat It showed up plain for weeks. • • • I he summer's day was growing old. She walked through snow and sleet. Her nose was very long and cold. Her shoes were full of feet. But many a wicked smile she smole. As the sun sank in the sink And many a wicked wink she wunk And many a think did thunk. He sipped the nectar from her lips. As under the moon they at. And wondered if ever a man Indore Had drunk from a mug like that. • • • Lives of seniors all remind us We should strive to do our l est. And. departing, leave behind us Notcl ooks that will help the r st (G. Kirkpatrick) Plumbing and Heating I X L in Installing HOT AIR SYSTEM (A. DEAL.) JUNK DEALER in BONES (Square Ones) BOTTLES (Full Measure) and OLD PIPES (Crusted Preferred to Rusted) Had your PIG IRON Today? Fat SunKisl Raisins Yeagle Poley Collegeville. Pa. WOOD Contracting and Hauling where BRO I HER Anytime how COSTUMES, JEWELRY 7o hire for: DINNER WEAR. SOCIETY or A BIG DATE For terms inquire of A. Lott a Nf.rve ADDRESS All dorms All halls WE BEAT F. M. ®f)t Jllontljlp iBellotos The Weather COOLER Vol. 24 Cubic Inches COLLEGEVILLE. PA.. October 30. 1923 Price $1.98 BELLOWS PRESENTS RUBY ALL-URSINUS FOOTBALL SELECTION FOR ‘ SOME TIME DISCOVERT OF ANCIENT MANUSCRIPT STARTLES A BUSY LITERARY WORLD In years to come no doubt questions will arise in the minds of muny Ursinus students as to the best team Ursinus could have placed on the field had the men only reported to Coach Zimmerman for practice or to one of the managers for a uniform. Fellows, we can't expect good teams where only 95 fellows report for the football team. What we need is numbers and these combined with natural ability makes for football teams. Gaze at the list below; then gnash your teeth anti understand why we didn't wullop Columbia. Imagine how the fur would fly. if such a combination could wear the Red and Black jersevs on the field of fray. I n selecting the following men the staff has taken into consideration fight, fight, and more or less fight, brute strength, ability to crash through and break up line plunges, tackling and experience. Burly Pcntz I.. I- Pent Vernierful on the deft-n-e. ” nticfc thinker.' Stan Welker I.. T. Welker No metal can touch him. Brute ook I.. G. Ed. Cook Outside of Sehtnuck we don't know a better man. Shifty Hein.-. Heine natural leader and a man of ideas. Bearcat George K. G. Bearcat George Walter ('amp cried when he placed George on the second All-American learn. Squarehead Givlcr K. I. t.ivler Ha! Ha! A great analyzer ■ ! the other team's signals. Yegg Wingert R. K. Wingert Hi name won him hi place. Don Gun nett .� . It. Gunnctt A real tactician; shifts; can do math well. “Sliced Schoenly I.. H It. Schoenly Easily out selection. It he run the ends like lie ran errands watch out. ' Manny Powell R. II. B. Powell -Oh. boy! Imagine a better off-tackle runner than Powell, if you will. We say no. Bone Cracker Bietscl; E. It. Biet-ch (( apt.) Not even the famous Hindenhurg line could stop his brutal thrusts. Substitute - Herber ( the younger ) and Schmuck. guards; Eink. quarter; Olx-rholtzcr and Gump, center; Lawrence and Morse, tackles; Eight, tackle. o um- picking any more subs' hecau-e that team need-no substitute . l-or coach we need not ho worried. Although Glenn Warner. Zupplc. ite dek atMl Ximinernian are in the running W K Kojicr Jone- Baker win without any semblance of a struggle. Mr. McCormick harvesting the annual crop of jumping beans. Dusty Sheets Show That Scott’s Lay of the Last Minstrel Was Only That of the Second Last (Special from the Rutgers 7 urgum) THE LIE OF THE IJ ST MINSTREL Students of early English literature will be pleased to learn that an old manuscript of exceptional interest has recently been uncovered Our good friend Sir. Sidney bitz-Looscly of Upson Downs. Susscxshtrc. while searching bis ancestral mansion for a mislaid collar-button, found a parchment, covered with the dust of centuries, under bis bureau. Its great importance lies in the fact that it is dated later than •Scott's I-ay of the Last Minstrel. proving conclusively that Scott's poem was not actually ’ I he l ay of the 1-ast Mintrel. but merely The Lay of the Ncxt-to-thc-l-ast Minstrel.” With sincere appreciation of the great honor that is ours, we publish it here, the only publication in America. Ijefore it is issued in book form. I he poem, obviously a song of a bard of the period of chivalry, follows: The Lie of the Lust Minstrel Canto I Site. : Ye have de� ired that I should tell, wliat strange adventure me befell, in days I spent across the seas, in strange and unknown Countries. I might relate most -titring tales, of pink ice-bergs and purple whales, but I shall sing of a house panic, held at ye university. (A draught of ale. Ah! Thank ye. lad. A six months' thirst makes spirits sad.) Methinks. my lord-, of all the trii . this party was the serpent's hip. No sooner stepped I in the door, than I (lid hear, as oft In-fore, ye yelps, ye screams, ye whining sounds. Aha. me thought. ' Ti haying hounds. But. Sire , a-Arthur is our King. I did behold a -tranger thing! There were no hounds no beasts at all. hut a« I ‘lipped along ye wall (lest I lx-killed by these mad folk, whom ye great noise did so provoke that couples struggled back and forth, one striving south, the other north) I saw beside a big war drum the thing from whence the shriek did come. A goodly knight four cubits tall diil | ace about ye dancing ball. Hi two hands clutched with all their might a metal seqx-nt shining bright. Ye snake did bellow, shriek and roar, ye knight but smiled and choked it more, then mused anon to wet his thumb, and smiled at he who smote the drum. And when ye snake was choked to death, and had exhaled its final breath, ye struggling couples on ye floor did clap their hands and cry for more, and then ye knight, with sweet disdain did bring ye snake to life again. This reptile with ye wondrous groan, methinks wa� yclept Saxon- The ladies, lords in that fair clime, love what they call a goodly time. which they obtain in diver ways and manners which did much amaze this simple wight who keeps all laws and still believes in Santa Claus. One rare device for which they pine is called ye long and heavy line. It first appears at age of eight, and waxes strong in length and weight, till with its aid these sprightly elves might well deceive the g«xls themselves. As I did pace about ye hall, and listen to ye serpent bawl. I spied a damsel, tall and fair. Ah. now. me thought. If I hut dare, to speak unto this buxom las , what happy things may come to l ass. Then, to the inatd. Might I. per-chancr. presume to lx-g ol thee thi dance? Ye dam-el -its and -mile and hxik . and says ' Your clothes are not from Brookes . Why these habiliments, old Bean? Ah. I forgot, tis Hallowe'en. Come now. don't fret; don't look blue. I'm dying for a dance with you. Then as we struggled 'round the floor, each wise remark did beget more, until my head did fairly ache— 'twas worse than listening to the snake. But when the lass had learned my name, she introduced another dame, whose speech was so exceeding dumb. I wondered whence such stuff did come. Thi« maiden loved to swim and ski; she'd lx-en in London and Parer, had lately learned to play Pung Chow. and couldn't possibly see how so many people liked Main Street. a silly book by Roger- Peet. Her brother's car (Continued on page 2) THE MONTHLY BELLOWS. October 30. 1923 Cf)e jfflontfjlp IkUotos •or. by and on the people Advertising Rates One mark per word Registered as second-class matter at Collcgevillc. Pa. Its not all here, and it's not all true EDITORIAL HOLD EM. ATWATER! MARK ONE. BINGHAM! To a casual observer it would seem that there arc certain (James in addition to football that arc becoming more popular with each passing year. In fact, there is one all-year-round sport that probably attracts more enthusiasts than the gridiron game, since almost any one (co-eds included) can play it We have in mind the old indoor (it used to be confined) sport known as parlor athletics.” but which has expanded into the universal game of petting or “snuggle-pupping. In many respects football and petting parties can be compared. Roth apparently are growing institutions. More and more stadiums arc being built; likewise, more and more automobiles and tin lizzies ' football is ! eing introduced as a contest for intra-moral competition, following the lead of snuggle-pupping. Petting, although the outgrowth of the ancient parlor game, is comparatively new. and as in the case f football in the eighties, is hampered by few rules and regulations. We Scst that this defect l e remedied by the compilation of a of rules by a convention of representative petters. Arrangements might also l c made for intercollegiate contests professionals to be dealt with severely. We favor a plun somewhat like the following: I ivc rounds of thirty ccccnds each. Lips of contestants to be the roughly rouged. Contestants having largest number of marks on cheek at the end of the period to be declared the loser, although they may consider themselves winners. Free tries for placement should fellow nil penalties. A loving cup would be an appropriate trophy. Perhaps certain football rules could be applied. For instance, regulations governing necking and holding might be necessary. As for yells, we have several that we might start out with, including Hold ’em. team ; Fight ; and blit 'em high. More could be invented ns the occasion demanded. Now. step up with your suggcsions and criticism. Who will have the first championship team?- Gettysburgiun. AS THE SPIRIT MOVES THEIR MANDOLINS They arc only little hollow boxes with stray wires strung at random across the open end. They always screech and moan and twang until, having entirely lost my patience I go to the next room, and as friend Wood says. Tell them where to get off at in no uncertain language They never produce music, and never fail to keep me in a rage. Compared to them Rutter s Ford sounds like a symphony orchestra. Whenever their manipulators discover a new note, they play it for hours. That to me is a of a note. Every note they play is a--------of a note. Luck is never with me long enough to spend five minutes without their noise. 1 wake up to a sad imitation of Louisville Lou and go to sleep with a worse attempt at Dreamy Melody ringing in my cars. Through them I am becoming an immoral man. I wish some one would steal them. • • In spite of any objection that may be raised about the stacking of rooms, every one will have to hand it to those boys for doing it thoroughly. Postmaster Venser says it speaks well for the way they will attack life's problems. We can't publish what Mr. Saylor said. Dr. Kline said there would be no more freshmen banquets while he is Dean, but we don't care. We had ours. Personally we are filled with admiration and wonder 1 lie offenders did more work in one night than we thought they would do in the next fifty years. We trust everything will be settled quietly since the faculty seems to have control of everything but the situation. THE LIE OF THE LAST MINSTREL (Continue ! from page I) was built (or speed; Iht fattier was a prince indeed. What did I think of football games and why did Greek lave such long names? At last a knight with eagle eye. did Hop ii� a we -taggered by. Sud lie. I'll cut in if I may.” I murmured 'Yes. but thought Hooray!'' These dame-, my lords, it -■-cm to me. do not desire such chivalry a- we do offer a- we seek to nisi the helpless and the weak. I lo-t a whole dance for the «akc of .i damsel with a -ad headache. We went out-idc where' all was dark, and on the front porch we did park. I did my best this maul to please, and when she -aid. My hands do freeze. I offered her my gauntlet-warm. She groaned Another false alarm. I feel o faint, what shall I do?” I read a sign a I ami through, which slid 'For these and kindred ills, um- Carter's Little Liver Rills'.” The damsel hastened off at that, methink . forsooth, she left me Hat. Canto III Ye noble knight, who choked ye snake, grew lire !, his teeth began to ache from biting on the serpent tail and causing it to moan and wail. He placed it on a I sox of wood around which all the minstrel stood. As if awaiting for this sign a goodly wight proposed we dine. At this the noble com-jKinee did hasten toward the scullery with joyous shouts and happy meins. “For sooth. methought. ' Tis bread ami beans or eke a pot of steaming brew that they've resolved to serve this crew. And -aw I there upon the board a huge and silvery shining gourd in which reposed an amber drink. Aha! — methought. 'Ti- ale. I think. fvs of tlii- liquor I did -ip. but hardly did it pass my lip Isefore 1 knew this | «rridge pah was not and never would Ik- ale. It was the unfermented juice of fruits grown for a better use. Then swore I by the holy rood to rind some more sustaining food. While I did hunt for whey and curds am) roasted wing- of inock-ing-birds. a goodly wigfit did make � o bold to offer me a pudding cold. Twa- pink and white and brown and hard. methinks did look like scullery lard. I would not touch this frozen feast; 'twa« food fit only for a bea-t. When each has satisfied his want the couples sook secluded haunt . Some -at iitm ri the oaken -tair. and Mime to lounges did repair, and some made exit through the door to -it in chariots of war. which soon awakened from their re t to hum and purr like thing possessed. And a if maddened by their load, they started up the hamlet road, and -ped along its concrete course and. strange to My—without a hor-o. At this I felt a great alarm, and lioiied they'd come to no great tiarm. Then, one by one. the guests went lioms until at la«t I was alone. Methinks. my lords, of all the trip, tbi party was the serpent's hip. (A draught of ah . Ah. thank ye lad! A -i months' thirst makes spirit sad.) Here Lie the end of the la ’ Minstrel. THE END ADVERTISEMENTS FOREWORD furnish something worth while at a moderate V y price has been the supreme task of the business managers of this book. We believe that we have succeeded in our efforts, for. while the cost of this book to you is only Three Dollars, the cost to us has been approximately Ten Dollars. A total of Three Thousand Dollars has been expended in the preparation of this Annual, to say nothing of the great amount of time and labor that has entered into its makeup. It is only through the generous support of the friends of the College, whose advertisements occupy the remainder of the book, that it is possible for us to sell it to you at such a low price: and we accordingly ask that you show your appreciation, along with ours, by patronizing the business houses herein represented on every occasion possible. Only the announcements of first-class concerns have been solicited, and we arc sure that, in every instance, the patronage of the students and alumni of Ursinus will be cordially and courteously received. If. in your dealings with them, you will mention the Ruby of Ursinus College, it will make solicitation by future managers a much more pleasant and agreeable undertaking. THE MANAGERS. + URSINUS COLLEGE Quality Education ATTENDANCE RESTRICTED REGISTER EARLY COLLEGEVILLE. PENNSYLVANIA I i i BERKEMEYER, KECK CO ______Printers_______ Stationers, Engravers Binders and Blank. Book Makers ■g? SPECIALISTS IN Office Supplies and Appliances Loose-Leaf Devices and Blank Books Wood and Steel Filing Equipment Commercial and Social Stationery and Engraving Card Index and Letter File Cabinets Leather Goods Gifts and Novelties This Ruby is a specimen of our printing Hamilton and Ninth Sts ALLENTOWN, PA. i i i i I i I SITTINGS BY APPOINTMENT H. ZAMSKY i i i i i i i i I i Portraits of Distinction 136 S. FIFTY-SECOND STREET PHILADELPHIA. PA.. U. S. A. 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Or is it subjected to dust and draughts in motoring; in factories or stores; in crowded trains and street cars? If you value your throat, cool and soothe it often with Luden's Menthol Cough Drops. Menthol is healing and refreshing. As blended in Luden's. it soothes the irritated, overworked cells of the throat membranes, relieving coughs, tickles and parched dryness Make Luden's a daily throat help. WM. H. LUDEN. INC.. READING. PA. rrt x LUDEN S q Yellow box Menthol Cough Drops JL Give Quick Relief Ursinus College Supply Store A store which really supplies the needs of the students at reasonable prices. I lelp by your patronage to defray the college expenses of three students employed therein and to increase the library fund. Arc these not sufficient reasons for us to solicit your trade? Welcome to our store! Eugene B. Michael, Manager I I | HARDWARE PLUMBING GEO. F. CLAMER Collegeville. Pa. 11 EATING ligi iting Day Phone Boyer Arcade Bell 11 70 Rivcrvicw Private Hospital Bell 1417 C. 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THE INDEPENDENT PRINT SHOP Is fully equipped to do attractive COLLEGE PRINTING Programs. Letterheads. Cards. Pamphlets. Etc. SSI COLLEGEVILLE. PA. Bell Phone 27-R-3 DR. S. D. CORNISH AND DR. R. B. HUNSBERGER ...DENTISTS... CROWN AND BRIDGE WORK COLLEGEVILLE. PA. GOOD SERVICE I Bf.ll Phone Schwcnksvillc 36-R-I3 j ! I W. R. KINDIG General Store Dealer in I'inc Groceries. Hardware. Sporting Goods. Dry Goods. Xotions f ancy Goods. Art Needlework, Etc. SPRING MOUNT. PENNSYLVANIA j ------------------------------- { B. W. Dambly. President i Incorporated May 13. 1871 Perkiomen Valley Mutual Fire Insurance Company of Montgomery County INSURES AGAINST FIRE. STORM AND TORNADO POLICIES WRITTEN FOR ONE. THREE OR FIVE YEARS Insurance in Force, $20,000,000 OFFICE Main Street Opposite Collcgevill National Bank COLLEGEVILLE. PENNSYLVANIA A. D. Ff.tterolf. Scc'y Trcas. j i Hammond Folding Portable Type- Walt Mason Says -writer. Weight about II pounds. 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Hot water for dad. sister, every one in the I house at the same time. On cold morning piping hot water is ready • when you arise. With the Sands Automatic Gas Water I leater you can have oceans of hot | water all the time. Think of the convenience. I he Counties Gas and Electric I Company I NORRISTOWN, CONSHOHOCKEN H. C. SHALLCROSS CONTRACTOR , And BUILDER l i Estimates Cheerfully Furnished [ CRATERSFORD. PA. I i I j i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i Equipment for Every Sport Duplicating and Repairing of Golf Clubs a Specialty Tennis Racquets Rest rung I he use of reliable Athletic Material is an asset to the Professional and a pleasure to the Amateur. MITCHELL NESS GOLF. TENNIS AND ATHLETIC GOODS 1223 Arch St. PHILADELPHIA. PA. R. D. Evans, Mgr Athletic Goods Dept QUALITY COUNTS j I hat is what everybody says about j BURDAN'S ICE CREAM. Why. j worry about other ice cream when you j are convinced that BURDAN’S ICE CREAM meets all the requirements of any home, where they demand a quality j product. | Just simply insist on Burdan’s simply ! delicious ice cream and be satisfied. I I j i i Burdan’s Ice Cream is sold wherever you sec our RED and j GREEN signs. j I HOTEL PENN C. H. Contos. Prop. READING. PA. { In Connection with j STRAND CAFE | The only high-class cafe with dancing j floor in city. Famous for BANQUE I S | and AFTER-THEATRE PARTIES. I Bromer, Tallis Co. j ...GARAGE... WILLYS-KNIGHT OVERLAND Storage...........Repairs ! I SCHWENKSVILLE. PA. T 'he cover for this annual was created by THE I)AVID J. MOLLOY CO. (iwunwi AVX OUCAOO St� JJerSuaflti M. R. Kurtz’s Sons ...SEA FOODS... NORRISTOWN. PA. Phone Norristown. 555 DELIVERY A. C. RAMBO PAPER HANGING PAINTING £ C0LLEGEV1LLL. PA. The Model Laundry Phone881-W LOUX C CASSEL i i Main and Bariiadoes Streets I NORRISTOWN. PA. DAVID S. AMMON EDWIN KERSHNER 1 ( The American i with New Annex i SODA GRILL AND TLA ROOM j ATTACHED j I Fourth and Penn Sts. I Ammon Kershnf.r READING. PA. j [ -+ I j J. A. Krause Bell Phone I06-R-2 i i J THE ARCADIA RESTAURANT i i j COLLEGEVIL.LE. PA. Frank W. Shalkop | Chicken Dinners Steaks | Dinners, a la Carte Chops TRAPPE. PA. Oysters in Season in any Style Cutlets Ice Cream 1 Soda fountain Confectionery i | Short Orders Cigars and Cigarettes I 1 Just as Mother Cooks ! i i YEAGLE C POLEY i i ! i ! i i Quality Meats, Fruits, Vegetables and Groceries ' i i Main Street and Fifth Avenue COLLEGEVILLE. PA. I I PATRONAGE OF COLLEGE STUDENTS j ESPECIALLY DESIRED j I I I H. E. Heisley President Miller H. Boesiiore Sec. t Treaa. CENTRAL MACHINE CO. Jacques Stiecelman. Mgr. ENGINEERS and MACHINISTS Manufacturers of Special Machinery Ice Machine and Engine Room Repairs N. W. Corner Seventh and Wood Streets PHILADELPHIA. PA E. E. Adare Vice-Pres. Bell Phone. Market 1671 Keystone Phone. Main 15-90 1 WE PLACE URSINUS GRADUATES A score of Ursinus graduates are this year in teaching positions secured through us. Space prevents naming all. but we refer you to Grace Chandler. 19; J. L. Glass. ’20; Anna Knauer. ’20; Marguerite Moyer,'21; Fred Frutchey. 'll, and Mary Kirkpatrick. '23. The Bryant Teachers Bureau, Inc. 610 612 61 3 Witherspoon Building. PHILADF.LPHIA. PA. f riendly personal interest: prompt, intelligent service. The agency you will recommend to your friends. I I I i i i i i i i I i SAFF. MILK for School and College Students Milk makes them physically strong and mentally alert. PEOPLE’S SANITARY DAIRY Norristown. Pa. QUALITY” ICE CREAM Fine Illustrated Work Book W ork Catalogs for all uses Commercial Work. House Organs We publish a number of these Business-getters George H. Buchanan Co. At the Sign of the Ivy l.caf 420 Sansom Street PHILADELPHIA. PA. SPRING CITY COAL COMPANY GEORGE H. EMREY. Proprietor COAL. LUMBER. WOOD. CRUSHED STONE. SLAG. GRIT AND CEMENT Light and Heavy Hauling Movings Promptly Attended to I I ! 1 i i i i i i i i THE CITY STORE MEYER LUBER. Proprietor Dry Goods, Notions. Groceries. I lard ware, Electrical and Radio Supplies Quecnsware. Furniture. Floor Coverings. Linoleum. Etc. SCHWENKSVILLE. PENNSYLVANIA I Compliments of KRESGE'S 5, 10 and 25 CENT STORE £ NORRISTOWN, PA. MeDivitt Cut Rate Store Dealers in Medicine Toilet Articles Eastman Kodaks and Films Rubber Goods Everything that we handle sold at cut price NORRISTOWN. PA. COLLEGEVILLE BAKERY Cakes H RALPH GRABER. Proprietor Pies Bread Cigars T obacco LOOK FOR OUR SPECIALS | Agency Whitman s Chocolates i Stationery Agency Burdan’s Ice Cream Soda Fountain COLLEGIA ILLE. PENNSYLVANIA PERKIOMEN INN Open from May to September BOATING. CANOEING. DANCING AND TENNIS We Cater ro Special Dinner Parties SCI I WEN KSVI LLE. PA. M. KOWALCZUK All Kinds of Refreshments, Groceries and Light Lunch Pool Room COLLEGEVILLE. PA. CHAS. H. ELLIOTT COMPANY I i The Largest College Rngravinc House in the World I Wedding Invitations Calling Cards Commencement Invitations Class Day Programs Class Pins and Rings Dance Programs. Menus. Leather Dance Cases and Covers, f raternity and Class ' nserts for Annuals. Fraternity and Class Stationery. School Catalogs and Illustrations Seventeenth Street and Lehigh Avenue. Philadelphia. Pa. H. L. NYCE DEALER IN DEPENDABLE AND FASHIONABLE ... Footwear... NOR RISTOWN. PF.NNSYLVAN IA The Class oj 1924 URSINUS COLLEGE Takes this opportunity to thank their many friends for their cooperation and help in the publication of this book.. We hope you like it but We're glad the darn thing's finished +--- .7. - ,v --' ■ -••••: ••• • .... ;, ■ - - „- .•• - - .-x -r ' ' ' V i. ■ •' ' “ ! ' r V ■ '(' - ‘ .v- -'•. zr. .. A A . ' ■.Z+msjK- ■. ■ - • '. ■ . -r 5i9$ p ' 71 Y' ' 7. i ■ t Yi .• ■ f ,� v , ' S ' V. y •, “ ...