Ursinus College - Ruby Yearbook (Collegeville, PA)

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I, 19 ■RUBY- 22 4 RKV. CALVIN I). VOST “.Is sc 'rr us a judge. “MuuV’ « liicf duty as librarian is to protect tin- amorous couples who seek refuge from the cruel world in the dim, dark recesses of his dingy habitat. That he is an unusually successful guardian of his charges is the testimony of all his patrons, and few there U- who fail to heed the gentle tapping on the lamp shade just alioce his desk when the noise grows loo intense. As .1 •ernian professor “Mutt can’t lie lieaten and his following, though meager, is most enthusiastic. PROF. PAl’I. MKRTZ “There's not a busier man this side of heaven. “I . V is the efficient Assistant to the President. Assistant Professor of Education, C.raduate Manager of Athletics, Secretary of the Alumni Library Committee, Purchasing Agent for the College Supply Store, examining Psychologist and Solicitor-C.cn-eral in all new student drives. In addition to his numerous afTdiations, he manages to find time to pursue graduate stmlies at the Cniversily of Pennsylvania and to keep a watchful eye over the entire establishment. Collecting goat feathers is his main hobby.

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 TH-IS-MJ G Hr .o 1 X I)K. EZRA ALLEN Preciseness is a virtue that's hard to cultivate. Behold our biologist in his working togs! Ami that’s how you’re bound to find him, no matter when you chance to step into his well-ordered lalioratory on the first floor of lioinborger. System i- synonymous with Doctor Allen and every one who has I wen under his exacting tutelage will attest to his thorough-going methods. As an adviser and friend, he has no |wer. DR. WILLIAM W. JORDAN “.I parson that's human. lie's a brand-new addition to our faculty and has already earned the right to lw called a loyal I'rsinusitc, for lie never misses an athletic contest if he can help it and is an enthusiastic follower of all student activities. As Doctor Wades’ successor, he’s the college sky pilot” and seems quite capable of fulfilling his part to the letter. — 19 -RUBY- r 2

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 MR. MARTIN W. WIT MRU . I n exacting taskmaster 'who's held in hi%h esteem.” Professor Winner is the Freshmen's terror, lie doesn't believe in doing things by halves and his l ointed questions have Iteen known to cause more than one redcap to grow weak in the knees, lie's an authority on Knglish cont|K sition and his sincerity of purpose has won for him the respect of the entire student ImmIv. Professor Wit liter excels as a Bible teacher and his weekly dissertations in Trinity Church are enlightening, as well as interesting. MR. VEOJAVSMAI.l. “A hale feUow, ’veil met.” Monsieur Small cst not re professeur I rancaise. Although he has never visited gay Paree, Incan tell you all about the place and can jiarlez like an old timer, lie's the faculty tennis shark and is a veritable Tilden with the racket. He is full of ideas and is greatly interested in seeing I’rsinus grow in extent and influence. TT it H-IS J! A JL K