Ursinus College - Ruby Yearbook (Collegeville, PA)

Text from Pages 1 - 244 of the 1922 volume:

■ . A Year Booh Published by the Senior Cl as s of Ur s inu s College 4r It IXI i ft Foreword II-. IN OFFER INC. THIS Rl’HY TO (H R MANY FRIENI S, WE OF THE CLASS OF NINETEEN TWENTY-TWO M AY REVIVE I () N C. -(’ II E R I SII E I MEMORIES FOR THOSE WHO HAVE LEFT THEIR ALMA MATER NI PER-I'ETI ATE I) LOVE FOR I RSI NI S IN THOSE WHOSE t'OLI EC.E YEARS ARE NOT YET FOl'R. THEN Ol R I.ARNES I DESIRE AND FONDEST HOPE WILL HAVE BEEN REALIZED. AND Ol'R EFFORTS SHALL NOT HAVE BEEN IN VAIN. The Staff Editor-in-C 'hief S. fr- A ss is Ian I Editor VtanAJj CX. QflXlAAdLaA A Associate Editors ty K 7 • CUUb 3 ujscla J GlA s cu s a H. Hnsiness . tanager A rtists Jf. Cfrwtw JT Original Editors 7y[. JYIaJJaaJL. V. yJu yv L yl 1 ss is ta n t .1 fa it a ger ¥ 0 — Associate Managers 7 - y _ Q cJtTlJ 7. '■ Id J 7}p 7 nUi Photogra pliers A V 6 • A thlctic Editors 97L. ('hroniclers C uJ T 3 rSjzJbhJ 4 JU U kLmkuls aft JL J. XsajjXt 1 V RECOGNITION or Ills NOTED EXECUTIVE ABILITY. IMS SYMPATHETIC INTEREST IN rmc cause of iiic.hek education and mis NOBLE LI EE AS A CHRISTIAN GENTLEMAN, WE. THE CLASS OF NINETEEN TWENTY-TWO, RESPECTFULLY DEDICATE THIS RUBY TO MR. HARRY E. PAISLEY. PRESIDENT OF THE BOARD OF TRUSTEES OF CRSINCS COLLEGE, WHOSE UNTIRING EFFORTS IN BEHALF OF THE INSTITUTION HAVE BEEN LARGELY RESPONSIBLE FOR ITS CONTINUED ADVANCEMENT DURING THE PERIOD 1 HIS ADMINISTRATION. 22 l RESI I)KNT GEORGE I.. oMWAKK Statesman, yet friend to truth! of soul sincere, In action faithful, and in honor clear.” Since his elevation to the presidency in 1 12. Doctor Oimvake, by his well-known directive genius, has l een res|M nsible for bringing I rsimis into the limelight as one of the foremost among the smaller institutions of higher learning in the East. The remarkable progress which the College has made during the past few years has been nothing but a partial realization of his seeming chimerical dreams and its continued growth is definitely assured with one so capable as he at the executive helm. His capacity for work is unlimited and he is never happier than when in the harness.” as he so aptly puts it. His worthy example is one that every college student would do well to emulate. DICAN W. A. KI.INK lit- never speaks until he’s sun- ami then his wards are few. To In-hold .1 classicist ami scientist dwelling together in |H-rfect harmony is conceded to In-a rare sight. Vet lu-re you In-hold such a combination, for Dean Kline i not only a man who i thoroughly steeped in the classics (as those who have ridden through his Latin classes can testify), but is also a recognized authority in practical and applied biolog) Because of his long connection with Alina Mater and his devotion to the high ideals for which she stands. Doctor Kline can be depended u| on to guide her educational |w lieies aright. U n cha-pevoTied, FjsK MotrierTirsT l Ti -V oocl- UNDER COVER When I he shades of evening gather, I rsinus students hie To the soft, greenswarded campus, For a time their hooks laid by. And the parting rifts of sunlight, As they linger soft and long. Shed a hallowed gleam of gladness On our merriment and song. Now i he glees of old I'rsimis IV.il across the downy green: l-'rom Memorial toOlevian Span the distance far between. And the walls of dear old Freeland Tlu reverberations Hing From the Fast Wing to the Doghouse, As our voices loudly ring. Then across the Perkionten The chiming wing their flight. Till beyond the far-flung hilltops They kiss heaven's dome of light. Then as if they rued their boldness Come in trembling echoes back; And thus end the winged praises Of the Red, Old Cold and Black. A PARTING GLANCE . R] -SA-i DR. MATT MI-AY BKARDXYOOD “The greatest truths are the simplest: so are the greatest men. Beardy is a man whom all res| ect. not only for his learning, but for his profound simplieity in the classroom as well. 11 is unassuming nature is but a meager testimony of his greatness and every one who has liccn subjected to his intensive quizzes in chemistry can vouch for his excellence as a teacher and his thoroughness as a scientist. Both alumni and students have a warm spot in their hearts for Doctor Beard wood. DR. 1IO.MKK SMITH “There's music in all things, if only men hail ears. Doc hails from the good old town of Boston and has the typical New Knglander's love for the aesthetic, as well as a high regard for the king's Knglish. Angler-Saxon is his hobb and his e. |M stulations thereon are usually of such a balmy nature that Morpheus finds many an easy victim among the coterie of exposed individuals who are striving to reconcile the modern vernacular with the early efforts of their Anglican grand-sires. I)K. CARL V. TOW HR “He raves.’ he raves' ami! we, in blank despair, try to unfold his deep philosophies.” Ye , he is a philosopher. Not only doe?, he look the part, but lie acts it, too. Ilis long and tedious lectures on the Suinimim Honum are a bane to every Senior's existence. However, he fully coin-| ensates for that by his consistent good nature and sympathetic attitude and there is no one who leaves the doors of old I’rsinus but carries with him the knowledge of having gained much from sitting under “Doc Tower. DU. JOHN W. CLAWSON “The red that glows upon his cheek lends color to his learning.” As a mathematician, Doctor Clawson is hard to beat, lie is ever ready to help those who find mathematical wrinkles too much for their constitutions and as a consequence will always hold a warm place in many a student's heart. He is a regular contributor to the leading mathematical journals of the nation and his scholarly treatises on this, his favorite, subject have won for him a high place among the leading scientists of America. PROF. RAYMOND B. Ml'NSON “Ultimately—why not now ” He's a man among men and know how to handle them. History and | olitics are his aces and the wealth of ready information that's container! in that spacious cranium of his is well nigh immeasurable. He's the daddy of the 11.-I’.'s. as well as of Toots, and jealously guards ! oth with a paternal interest that's hard to duplicate. H if i i ■tfi O O ■� —T--- DR. II.MAM Y. BADEN “A horse! A horse! My kingdom for a horse!” The grand old man of the faculty and the one most sought after when there's a shine or a dance in store. Although Greek is his favorite subject. Boots is an authority on the modern languages as well, and can s| eak fluently and teach efficiently Spanish, French, Italian or German. By virtue of his extensive travel and intensive learning he excels as a raconteur and his anecdotes are always apropos. 4 W A 1 O' TT in IT TH-IS-MJ G Hr .o 1 X I)K. EZRA ALLEN Preciseness is a virtue that's hard to cultivate. Behold our biologist in his working togs! Ami that’s how you’re bound to find him, no matter when you chance to step into his well-ordered lalioratory on the first floor of lioinborger. System i- synonymous with Doctor Allen and every one who has I wen under his exacting tutelage will attest to his thorough-going methods. As an adviser and friend, he has no |wer. DR. WILLIAM W. JORDAN “.I parson that's human. lie's a brand-new addition to our faculty and has already earned the right to lw called a loyal I'rsinusitc, for lie never misses an athletic contest if he can help it and is an enthusiastic follower of all student activities. As Doctor Wades’ successor, he’s the college sky pilot” and seems quite capable of fulfilling his part to the letter. — 19 -RUBY- r 2 I, 19 ■RUBY- 22 4 RKV. CALVIN I). VOST “.Is sc 'rr us a judge. “MuuV’ « liicf duty as librarian is to protect tin- amorous couples who seek refuge from the cruel world in the dim, dark recesses of his dingy habitat. That he is an unusually successful guardian of his charges is the testimony of all his patrons, and few there U- who fail to heed the gentle tapping on the lamp shade just alioce his desk when the noise grows loo intense. As .1 •ernian professor “Mutt can’t lie lieaten and his following, though meager, is most enthusiastic. PROF. PAl’I. MKRTZ “There's not a busier man this side of heaven. “I . V is the efficient Assistant to the President. Assistant Professor of Education, C.raduate Manager of Athletics, Secretary of the Alumni Library Committee, Purchasing Agent for the College Supply Store, examining Psychologist and Solicitor-C.cn-eral in all new student drives. In addition to his numerous afTdiations, he manages to find time to pursue graduate stmlies at the Cniversily of Pennsylvania and to keep a watchful eye over the entire establishment. Collecting goat feathers is his main hobby. MR. MARTIN W. WIT MRU . I n exacting taskmaster 'who's held in hi%h esteem.” Professor Winner is the Freshmen's terror, lie doesn't believe in doing things by halves and his l ointed questions have Iteen known to cause more than one redcap to grow weak in the knees, lie's an authority on Knglish cont|K sition and his sincerity of purpose has won for him the respect of the entire student ImmIv. Professor Wit liter excels as a Bible teacher and his weekly dissertations in Trinity Church are enlightening, as well as interesting. MR. VEOJAVSMAI.l. “A hale feUow, ’veil met.” Monsieur Small cst not re professeur I rancaise. Although he has never visited gay Paree, Incan tell you all about the place and can jiarlez like an old timer, lie's the faculty tennis shark and is a veritable Tilden with the racket. He is full of ideas and is greatly interested in seeing I’rsinus grow in extent and influence. TT it H-IS J! A JL K 7 V - RUBY MR. WILLIAM R. C.AWTIIKOI ‘‘.I new broom sweeps eleon. Mr. (iawthrop is Swartlimore's contribution to our professorial staff. Mis time is equally ap|x� r-tioned between the physics and chemistry lalxmt-tories, and is consequently pretty well occupied. We arc confident In- will make a name for himself in Crsinus history and will grow along with the departments which he represents. MR. CHARLES II. MARTIN I.el music swell the hr ecu’.” You see. lie's all set for action, and since lie’s so seldom with us we thought we'd U tter catch him while we could. Mr. Martin came to us this year highly recommended, and he has fully measured up to our greatest expectations, lie's congenial to talk to and an enthusiastic singing master, and should meet with a howling success. MISS ( I AKA K. WALDRON The man that hath no music in himself. Is tit for treason, stratagems anil spoils.” I.ot ns now introduce yon to the preceptress of SlirciiHT. Yes, I nit she's far more than that she's the best piano instrnetor that ever hit I'rsinus, which fact i� hirne out l v the increasing iiuiiiIkt of students that come to her year after year. Her department is a growing one and this year her strenuous schedule has been somewhat lightened by the addition of an assistant instructor. An I'rsinus Conservatory of Music may not be such a dim possibility after all. MISS DOROTHY A. MKM'ZKR Music hath charms to soothe a savage breast. Yc hesitate to call her “Dot” (although we've known her so long and so intimately and yet she insist that she's not Miss Mentzer when we’re around. Well, Dot, for oi l time’s sake we'll drop the formality this once and wish you—as we've often wished before—continued success in your work, many good times in s| ite of your obligations as a stern preceptress and an ever-increasing clientele of budding pianists. jL RUTH-IS-MI n tt r-17 Jt JC a J.l (H izjt nr -v it in i. it I JLO JL MR. I.I.IS ( kmk; .1 modern Appolio” Spotting writers call him Allie” and that' how he's lust known to the sporting world, lie's Mil’s” Successor as pilot of our athletie destinies; and. considering the odds against which he has hail to contend this year, lie’s doing wonders. Coach Cor nog i a product of Swart h more an all-round athlete, and, above all, a man. MISS MADKI.I K I . ROE “A rare find. Miss Rex is another new addition to the teaching force. Her main work is to look after the girls' athletic interests and she has made an excellent start by putting a winning hockey team in the held her first season. She also conducts gym classes and s|H-nds the remainder of her time in the classroom as instructor in Expression. 19 -RUBY- ' .. RUTH IS -MIQHT - .IQ HT-IS -L, AW VERE THERE ? FtflhRUBY-’i 22 4= 4 CLASS MOTTO Truth is might; right is law FLOWER COLORS Red Rose Crimson and StrbJL OFFICERS President ..... Clarence A. Paine treasurer Norman S. Greenawai.i Vice-President. Melvin 'I'. Kahn Poet.......................Prieda S. ii Secretary. .Margaret I'. Bookman Historian, II.VRRY A. Altenderker, Jr. POEM Among the lieatitifnl pictures That will hang on Memory’s wall. Will he one of a gay young college class That will seem the lies! of all. Pour milestones hack in Life’s journey We came to a turn in the road. A road worn smooth hy many feet On their way to Wisdom’s abode. We each held four bright sparkling pearls. Kmhlems of innocence and purity Tokens of Wisdom, soon to he ours Given hy d ime for security. Light as the down of the thistle Pree as the winds that blow. Off to our Dream House of Wisdom, Gaily did each one go. Step hy step did we travel. Sometimes the road was hard. As our golden cord did unravel And the first gate was unbarred. A gray shrouded figure then appeared And soon we beheld a tear. As from our clasp was taken (Was it fancy?)- a pearl a year. And so each pearl was taken, I util our goal we met; And we heard a faint voice whisper. Is it joy, or is it regret?’’ And now comes the day f parting. The last word has been said; May we always follow high standards. To which Lrsinus has led! Ruth M. Heiis.u ki;r. - TRUTH-IS-MI T J'-rrJ A Retrospection With 101 other verdant Frosh. they hade good-hye to high school days and greeted with joyful hearts the stately tower of Boml ergcr, under whose roof they were destined to spend many pleasant hours and to form many enduring friendships. Once organized, the S. A. T. C. boys proved a lively hunch. Reveille. taps, shines. inoculations. K. P. duty, the armistice day frolic who can ever forget them? And yes. even social hour in Freeland reception room! Great things had their beginnings there—eh, “Monk and I)oris? It was a bright September morning four long years ago when a departing trolley deposited this motley quartet on the Frsinus doorstep. Although strange to each other, they had one end in common a great future at Frsinus, and a grand and glorious 1022. Then, who’ll rememl er the ban-quct at Kugler’s in Philadelphia better than our president, whom the Sophs located in this red and white striped affair supposedly, on the night of the banquet! How we did fool them! And how peaceful was our get-away on the real night? 19 And the reception at Super House given by Dr. and Mrs. Omwalce near the close of our ITcshman year was only one of the many happy events that hastened us on to our Sophomore days. Sophomores! What days they were! And what a football team we had! Remember the game? 7-0 in our favor! Throb-ly-o! There’s l'rcd he made the touchdown! And there’s Johnny Newitt who kicked the goal! Those were the days of real sport and triumphs galore. I'oothall, basketball and baseball were won in rapid succession. Here are a few of our heroes. That year our sister class presented us with this banner a token of their friendship. We cherish memories of the class ol 1920— ever staunch and true, and wonderfully helpful to us. Another year has passed and we take up our responsibilities as upperclassmen. Juniors! What happy thoughts that word recalls! It was indeed a year of 1 ig things for us. Especially do we recall ‘T'nder Cover. our Junior Play. This is how we looked in action ■ James Duncan. Assistant to Taylor Harry Gibbs, Customs Inspectoi Peter. Doorkeeper at the Customs Daniel Taylor. Deputy at the Customs Sarah Peabody. Kthcl Cartwright................. Amy Cartwright Michael Harrington Lambart. Butler to the Harringtons...... Nora Rutledge........................... Alice Harrington. Monty Vaughn Steven Denby............................ Coach ....................... Business Manager............. Stage Manager................ Art Director................. Robert L. Farley Car roll L. Rutter .Mi.i.mn T. Raiin . ..I'kanki i I. Siieeder. Jr. Fleanor A. ( � . (iri:i: ovkr ...............Doris F. Allen Helen M. Kkimer .KdWIN T. I NDERCUFFLER . .Clarence A. Paine M. Louise Hinkle Maroarei F. Bookman (Theodore Arms, J k. ..Nathaniel S. Deiaviler . . .(ill.UERT A. DeITZ Clarence A. Paine James . Bright John F. V. Stoc k ■ 19 ITT The Junior girls. as ( ood Samaritans, took the Frosh co-eds for a fox and goose chase. There were eats a-plentv and a good time was had i)V all. n U •JaP Look at this! The Field ( age-do you remember the many good times we had there? During the first two years we can reflect upon long hours when we toiled to transform it into a haven of fairy bliss. iUB Rut now, as upperclassmen. we are entertained. Behold the sight that greeted us on our first appearance as guests! The Oratorical Contests completed our Junior year. “Deity” and Frank were the lucky ones in the Men’s Contest, while Mary and Angel” came out winners in the Women’s. Here is the program CONTESTANTS MUX 'Pennsylvania’ Black Si t Free Slaves The NitiI ( llonnr The Crisis 'The Vital Need 'The Future Russia WOMEN 'Education and the Red Tide 'Oratory. Fast and Present . 'America in an Eddy The Cry for Great Americanisin''......... LARKS K A. PA INK . El� VIS T t 'NI� KR i iki.kr J. C.AKVVnon NKWITT Carroll I- Ri iikr Natiianiki. S. Dktwiikk Franklin I. Siirkder. Jr. Doris K. Allen .. .Am.ki.ink Y. Hknricks .....Helen M. Riimkr — Mary J. Hersiihkrcer Seniors at last! No longer do you see us the unconcerned. care-free playful Krcshmen that we once were. We have assumed a new hearing and you now behold us as pensive, meditative. husv. studious .cc Seniors. s 4 y zz 1 r For we are on our last lap. We have heard the call of the wide, wide world and must hasten to respond. A few brief months, and we are gone. Thus the sun will set on four happy and prosperous college years years of preparation. years of fun and years of pleasant memories. May our efforts not have been in vain and may the lofty standards we have set for ourselves during our sojourn here lead us to ultimate victory. T Jr k a TJ DORIS RLIZABKTH ALI.KN Doris” IIamm nfiki.i . N. J. Chemical-Biological: Schaff (I). Secretary (2), Critic (4), Anniversary Way (I. Hockey (It. Captain 2. . ), Manager ; Class Secretary (2); Junior Play; Ut hy Stall. I am Alpha—the beginning of the class of ’22. Yes, to Doris falls the honor of giving the class of P 22 its start, but she is so accustomed to starting things that we're sure she'll do credit to her part in this instance. Right here we're reminded that what's well begun is half done and, knowing Doris as we do, we're glad that we can make such a good beginning. As you will note, this daughterof Krin is a memlier of the Chem-Bi group; but, unlike most of those thus attached, chemistry and biology have no terrors for her. In fact, she is a born scientist and is never happier than when engaged in cutting up frogs' legs under the paternal supervision of Doctor Allen, or in solving some puzzling chemical unknown in Bomlierger basement. She is a student of the first rank industrious and painstaking in all her work, and the numln-r of lab hours that annually appear on her schedule bear testimony to the fact that she is not afraid of hard work. But Doris is more than a student. Her classroom achievements are supplemented by athletic activities. Hockey is her favorite sport and she has a regular berth on the Yarsitj team. She enters into all athietie contests with the same vim, vigor and vitality that is so characteristic of her other efforts. Then, too, Doris is a devotee of the stage and has won quite a reputation as an impersonator. But the triumph of her acting career came last year in the Junior l’la when she handled the leading role in a most commendable manner. She can always be depended upon to do her best no matter what the part that is assigned to her may be. Doris plans to follow the teaching game, for a short time at least. All we can say is that if she can impart knowledge as thoroughly as she has acquired it her success as a teacher is already assured. And in later years when she lays aside her professorial rolies to wield the rod of authority in her own household we trust she'll never wholly lose her contact with the world at large, but will ever do her share toward helping to keep the cause of women to the fore. And here I stand, judge, my masters.” I iUrt If l j i iliP ' t HARRY AI.RKRT ALTICNDKRFKR “All Rohksoxia, I’a. Chemical-Biological: Xwinglian (1), President I ; Kirsl Prize, Sophomore ICssay Contest; II'eekly Stall (2, a), Kditor-in-Chief (4); Press Bureau . Assistant Kditor i4): Assistant Kditor, Till-: ! t hy; Assistant Kditor, The Handbook Ml; Class Historian; Student Council Ml, Vice-President (4); V. M. C. A. Cabinet (4). A man of science with a ready | en—that's how we think of “Alt.” !� ’s a rare combination, we'll admit, but Alt is a rare specimen of humanity. Born in Swcdeland—a little iron town not far distant some two decades ago, our hero early emigrated to Pot 1st own. where he followed the course of all normal children, enrolling as a student in the public schools of that noted hamlet. There, in the grammar grades and in the high school, he distinguished himself by his scholarship and literarj ability. After two years of high school work, Alt shook the dust of Pottsiown from his feet, determined to complete his secondary education in the Bethlehem Preparatory School. Since it is impossible to hold a good man down, Alt naturally forged to the front. In-coming editor of the school paper ami winning his letter as manager of the basketball leant in his senior year. When the Crsinus unit of the Saturday Afternoon Tea Club was organized, Alt journeyed to Collegeville, but by some strange whim of fate it was ordained that lie cast his lot with the Sprankle I lallcivil-ians. where his fellows were soon impressed by his ability as a financier and secret order organizer. At Crsinus Harry has won for himself honor after honor, and in addition to being the chief chemist of the school, he is conceded to Ik- the leading journalist and philosopher as well. He has served faithfully in class, society and school affairs: has, by means of his pen, been tin- instigator of many badly needed reforms in various phases of the student life, and has conducted successfully such a diversity of endeavors that he is at present undecided as to what line of work lie will follow after his graduation. We who know him l 08t, however, can picture him in the not far distant future with a string of degrees tal ked on to his name, evolving new chemical theories, discovering a myriad of new chemical elements and writing treatise after treatise on some deep i roblem of scientific research a winner in the full and complete sense of the word. Nowhere so busy a man as he. And yet, hr seemed busier than he was.” w -fc, fr I ft C.KOKC.K THF.ODOKF ARMS. Jk. “Ted” Pottstown, P. . Mathematical; Zwinglian 11 , Anniversary (2); Weekly Stall. Assistant Kditor i-li; Press Bureau i p; Junior Play; Kt uv Staff. A score or more years ago the community of Pottstown received into its midst a cheerful cherub, who. in future years, was destined to startle all with whom he came in contact by his singular wit and cleverness. After sending the accustomed period in the schools of his home town and having nothing else to do, Ted decided to take a few years' vacation, so hearing of I'rsinus he took the first car south on the Toonervillc line and finally landed on the turf in front of Freeland. I'nfortunately for Ted,” however, he arrived on the swarthy green' at a time when it was dotted with bits of khaki. But war had no perils for our hero and he early distinguished himself as a K. P. and general utililv man about the barracks he was always so ready and willing to work. Indeed, rumor has it'that Mrs. Webb was deeply grieved and profoundly moved when the S. A. T. C. finally broke up and sin- could no longer have Ted’s'’ services in the kitchen. As a Freshman, this young man early acquired the habit of mysteriously disappearing whenever a Sophomore or upperclassman had some errand to be run or a duty to be performed, and an alibi was always handy whenever he found use for one. The fair sex had no ap|M-al for l ed, ’ although certain malicious persons intimated that he once attended a masked ball at the I erpsichorean palace across the Perk. However, when the Sophomore year rolled around all was changed. The class of 192.1 hail hardly time to get properly settled when Ted was seen to take particular pains with his dress and soon his trips down I-reeland | alh to Shreiner liecamc as much a part of his daily duties as his meals had always been. Henceforth, coo-education played a large part in Ted’s college life. But he does manage to rmd a little time now and then to devote to his studies and to l..s harassing duties as a member of the Weekly and Kfiiv staffs. His literary efforts ami his contributions of art work have helped to sjk-11 success for l oth publications. and we feel sure that he will continue to do great things for I'rsinus and 1922. Eyes, look your last: Arms, hike your Iasi embrace. FRIKDA SCHOLL ASH Fritz” PllOENIX VII.I.E, Pa. Faiglish-Ilistorical; Xwinglian I , Secretary (1), Critic i-l), nnivcrsary 2, .?); l-'irst Prize, F'resh-m.m Declamation Contest: Weekly Staff (2, .C; Rem Staff: Student Council (2): Choir (2. -L 4): .lee Clul� 1, 2, 4); Class Poet. Were you ever alarmed .it a noise you heard? Surely your anxiety would have subsided quickly had you known at the time that it was only one hundred and fifty pounds Imaylie more) of some one five feet nine inches high falling over a fire plug, landing oil the floor after kicking at a football or shaking the walls of Olevian by dropping a bunch of Yictrola records. Fritz” has many ac omplishments. In the first place she can write poetry. I hat, in itself, is an accomplishment, and to read some of her line'' one would surely think that the school of Romanticists has culminated in her. Then one time Frieda is known to have driven a Ford until it turned topsy turvy. On another occasion she attempted to carry a loaded tray into the Crsinus dining room. That likewise turned turtle. Again, her untiring efforts as center of the Olevian basket kill team some years ago clearly demonstrated her inherent athletic ability. There, there we didn’t mean to introduce Fritz In telling such tales about her. truthful though they Ik-. Indeed, there might have lieen more to tell had not that horrid nervous breakdown kept her away from us | art of last year. Hut now. as we hear the echo of her hearty laugh: her oft-re| eated. I want a lily,” ami the never-ceasing strains of that familiar song, My Little Him-bo.” we feel that Phoenixville (where she has always lived) worked wonders in recu|K-ration. Having graduated from the high school there with first honors, Fritz came to Crsinus to continue her favorite subject ICnglish. Being endowed with an abundance of natural ability and genius she quickly won a high place in the literary life of the institution and her loyalty is of the kind that can always be relied upon. Her ambition in life is to do big things” ami we know that whatever she does undertake will 1h- big and worth while, even if it Ik- the fulfillment of the prophecy that attends the catch- f ing of a bridal bouquet, which was her good fortune about a year ago. “Good pal, ■,iood worker, good sport.” CORDELIA BkOMER BECHTEL Cordy ScilWKNKSVIl.LE, I’A. Knglish-Historical: Schaff (3); Kriiv Staff. Some ixrople know Schwenksville as the former home of an e. - iovernor of the great and glorious Commonwealth of Pennsylvania; others know it as the home town of a host of loyal I’rsinns alumni, hut we of the class of 1922 know it best as the home of Miss Cordelia (commonly called ‘‘('only )— loved and esteemed classmate. Although she lie-longs to that group of individuals termed “Day Students in the College catalogue, Cordy, from her very first apjiearance on the campus, lias entered into every school activity with an enthusiasm that is difficult to surpass. Her unassuming manner tends to give the impression that she is always quiet and demure hut on closer acquaintanceship it i� soon realized that the reverse is really the case. Nor is she at all slow in giving a piece of her mind to those who, in her estimation, are deserving of it. To enliven the inmates of the ('.iris' Day Study seems to he this damsel's chief avocation in life, and that she is unusually successful in her efforts can Ik- attested by any one who has watched Mutt Yost’s facial contours when the subterranean hilarity, faithfully led by Cordy,” is at its height. As a student Cordy” is not exactly a shining light, but she manages to hold her own in a crowd and has been successful in enticing a few A's her way on more than one occasion. Library and radiator courses supplement her classroom activities, and it is no uncommon sight to see her conversing with a certain well-known Dog House Adonis in some remote alcove or hallway corner. Cordy” is a teacher in embryo and if Cupid leaves well enough alone for a few years, at least, we are sure she will make a name for herself in this her chosen profession. ' The lassies of SchxcntksviUe, I -.cent, A re fashioned of peaches and cream. l-;t (.KNIA AM A I . UKR(KK Gene S« in yi.kii.i. Haven, I'a. Modern Language; Xwinglian 3), Secretary (4 : Rriiv Staff; Student Council (4i; Y V C. A. Cabinet 4‘; Choir (3, 4 : (‘.lee Club (3). This former Temple co-ed, long a resident, but since very recently, a citizen of Schuylkill Haven, is one of our spirited Mapleites. With her cousin Claire, likewise- of up-state miner stock, she is often seen trudging back and forth along the way from Bomberger or the dining room to the Maples. But not only in the company of relatives does she � f the residents of her hall deems very op|H� rtmu- traverse that distance, for she—like most that hour following the evening meal. When she joined us in September of 1920 she was apparently better acquainted with us than we were with her. She had U-en one of those students who in the 'ollege catalogue are designated S. S. They do sav that a keener atmosphere of intimacy prevails here on the campus during the hot months than during the regular session. Naturally, she gleaned from the gossip of regulars much valuable information and such which was evidently of much use to her later in appraising us all. Gene Ix-licves in living prepared for any and all emergencies. Ilallmates tell us that the accoutrement which accompanies her on an ordinary picnic would lead one to U-lieve that she were leaving for a month's sojourn at Bar Harbor or Saratoga. 1'hey say that Aspirin pills were once included for a headache which might afflict well, it doesn’t matter whom—just some one in whom she was particularly interested at the time, and may be even yet for all we know. In the short time that Gene has In-en with us we have found her to Ir a true friend, an ardent worker and a loyal supporter of every worth-while project. S we know you will join with us in our wish that she may experience such longevity of years as did that great and famous Trench empress, whose namesake she is, and of whose native tongue she is particularly fond. This, plus many little motor jaunts, whether legitimate or illegitimate (from the standpoint of preceptorial ruling) is our completed toast. .Is merry us the day is lone.. «ii 1 MARC.ARKT FRANCKS BOOKMAN Bookie “Fatly York, Pa. Knglish-llistorical: Schaff (1). Second Prize, ICss.iv Contest ill, Secretary (1), Anniversary Play (2, .?); C.lee Club (.( ; Junior Play; Class Secretary; Kt it Staff. Kay for York! says “Bookie. Kay for Bookie, say we. For we are just as proud of our Bookie as she is of her home town. Just why she is so proud of York and York High, we do not know; but we do know this much -that in our Freshman days she cried and cried until we almost sent her back to York for good. She soon began to cheer up, however, especially during her second year, until now Bookie is the life of every crowd. Her pep is visible in every activity and | articularly evident in the programs of Schaff, with which society she has been affiliated since her first year. Because of her dramatic talent Schaff Play for several years has numbered Bookie” among its cast of characters. The Junior Play also found her carrying a prominent role. She can sing, too, and is a member of the (lice Club,-always contributing her utmost to make it a success. Now don’t think for a moment that Bookie got her nickname Itccausc of her bookish tendencies. Oh, no! She’s far from being a l ookworm. Although she may look staid and serious, there isn’t a prank pulled off in Olcvian unless she has a hand in it. I hiring her Senior year, she has been known to valiantly defend the Student Council against the vigorous onslaughts of the faculty. 'Twas indeed a noble stand, Bookie,” so again we say, Kay for Bookie. Just as her mind serves her well in dramatics, music and the like, so it never fails her when there’s a bit of mischief abroad. She really overflows with enthusiasm for everything—except study! It is said that her one ambition isto!� ccomca teacher in far-away China. That explains why her interest has always In-en so great in the Classical group. Well, Bookie,” here's to you in whatever you do, for we know you'll do it well. — “A gigg e. then—oh, istegposif! T . k JAM KS WILLIAM BRIGHT “Jimmie” Ufc K N VII.1.K, l A. Classical; witiglian 1 ; Cress Bureau I . V. M. C. A President (41; Yarsitx Baseball Slan-ager; President, Berks County Club C; Stage Manager, Junior Play. A green and white pennant marked I . T. II. S, a maroon colored one with grey letters, spelling the word Philogean,” and still a third advertising the I . ). S. of A. in our country’s colors, together comprise a small part of the decorative scheme in 215 Derr; and clearly evidence Jimmie's devotion to his Alma Mater in Penn Township, Berks County, his regard for the inlluence which his literary society there had U| on him, and his loyalty to that great national order which styles patriotism as the stimmum bon inn. All this can give in only a small way the pedigree of our swift little headwaiter when he first ambled around the Bomliergcr oval in the fall of 1918 to take up his residence with the Sprankle Hall civilians. Ilis initial achievement in this lower campus dormitory was to pronounce a runaway steed a sonnahtTa-gonnahfTa-hawss, with which none of his fellow Sprankleites disa-greed. Jimmie's” habitual earnestness have brought him just rewards, for during the present year he is holding several offices to which there is attached no small degree of honor. Believing him to Ik- the pro|K-r incumlient, the Y. M. C. A. named him their president, and in this capacity he is executing a program of religions work unusually commendable for the size of the association which he heads. For his conscientious efforts in the role of an assistant manager, the Varsity baseball team elected him manager, and he is now busily engaged in the preparation of a schedule that is destined to bring credit to the college which lie represents. Our most accurate recollection of Jimmie” will Ik- that of a little smiling lad, nearly always gleeful, in spite of the many adversities that Is-set him during hiscollege career; but, just as lie triumphantly wrestled with them, so we know he will succeed in the high calling for which he i about to prepare himself the Christian ministry. Alot of I he role of common men.” f JJ. Jim -2- AI.KXANI)I.K (‘.WIN ('.WAN ••Joe” I’llll.ADHI.I’IIIA. Pa. Historical-Political; Zwinglian 1 : Yarsit Base-lull (1. 2, Si. Captain (4); Scrub loot ball il. 2, 3, I;; Handbook Staff t|); Student Council (3): Kt in Staff. 'Twas a memorable night on Olympus twenty-two years ago on May 12. IS')4), as Father Time tolled the hour of one on tile bell of the cash register of the Ambrosia Cafeteria. Mercury, the newsboy of the celestial sphere, bustled in out of breath and minus most of the feathers in his winged feet, which lie had lost in his haste to get the latest and startling dispatch to headquarters. The constellations and planets were running in riot throughout the heavens. The gods, both fat and thin, hurried out to Heaven’s public square and gathered in open-mouthed wonder about the gold and In-jeweled statue erected to the memory of that great earthly saint Tom Crsinus, that great I tear on co-education. I s and little fishes! What a change was taking place in heaven’s span! Yes, it was true! The heavenly Itodics were arranging themselves in the representation of some momentous symbol. A crossed bat and canoe paddle surrounded by a design of glistening iKiseballs burned brilliantly above the City of Brotherly Love. A sigh of intense satisfaction made the haloes quiver on the shinj I Kites of Heaven’s assembled saints. Another prodigy had I men brought forth on that whirling mass of cosmic substance away out there in space. Yes, Joe” Cattail had been added to the sons of Adam and Heaven rejoiced in earth's glorious good fortune. As this precocious child grew in strength and in favor with local nines his fame spread to earth’s greatest co-educational center established at Collegeville. near Kuhnt's Bakery, Pa., by divine revelation. Thither he came in 1') 18 and from there he will go in the spring of l')21. leaving a grieving college widow and a host of friends, for Joe” proved to l e as popular as he was wise. Truth hath a quiet breast.” KLW'OOI) CARR CORNOC, •Top Corny I THAN, Pa. Chemical-Biological; Schaff (4); Varsity Football (4). This long, lean, likahlc lad came to us just a few months ago, bringing with him almost all that Radnor High, Penn State ami Swarthmore had to offer in the way of mental as well as physical training. Although loath to talk about hisathletic accomplishmcnts, rumors al out his work in football. basket lull and baseball at the schools mentioned soon were confirmed and he easily won a place on the Varsitj eleven, where he completely outdid all the nice things that had lx en said alxuit him. In 1917, when the war was at its height, Cornog was a Senior at Swarthmore, but feeling the urgency of Cncle Sam’s call he did not hesitate to lay aside his gown for a helmet, and, by his persistent efforts, soon worked his way to the ranks of the commissioned officers. For more than two years he fought strenuous battles at Camp Niagara. Camp Gordon and elsewhere, and. when the armistice was signed, was on the verge of embarking for overseas duty. Klectrical engineering was once his contemplated pursuit, but after listening to Professor Mertz's haranguing in favor of consolidated schools, junior high schools, intelligence quotients, et ill., he decided to become a pedagogue: and now ere long we shall undoubtedly find him measuring the intelligence of freshmen in some neighlioring high school. Or, it is even more likely that we shall hear of him following in the footsteps of his noted brother as an athletic coach in some institution of higher learning. Those who follow the activities of the various athletic teams might think that ‘TT‘ is all play, while those who frequent the library and see him |x ring over the scientific and philosophical volumes therein contained might take him to Ik- a l� ookworm: but those of us who are more familiar with him know that he has a | cculiar faculty for uniting work with play and no matter whether it lx on the football field or in the classroom we have learned that he alwavs hits the line hard. Swift to hear ami shew to speak.” KV % 1 ft ♦ A 1 K A. LKLANI) DKIKLKR “Him Eii ahktiiv ii.i.k, Pa. Historical-Political: Zwinglian i|(; Scrub Foot-ball (1. 2. I): Assistant Manager of baseball (2, . ): Rihy Staff. When lie’s happy the worhl knows it; when lie's blue the school feels it—good-natured, big-hearted, slick-footed Bim. In the war of wars, when the cry for volunteers came, Evan answered the (telephone) call at Camp Ursinus and, decorated with the regalia of a private, made the cutest little soldier lioy in the liar-racks. He will go down in the unwritten annals of Alma Mater as a promulgator of novel expressions (not facial, however . and a staunch sup-porter of co-cducational aesthetics. The |x ssessor of this strange physiognomy which appears above, always had a failing for following females: and, oil, how studies did interfere with his educational followings! I he II.-P. group, tin- K. M. A (until it disbanded). Dog House, Zwing and the I A A all number him as an integral part of their fold; and goodness! we forgot to mention his one great talent his voice!! Its power, quality and training are always marvelously in evidence and justly admired, especially at football games. In the kitchen “Bim is almost a |K-rmanent fixture as waiter. c«� ok, meat-carver, fireman, etc. —what a splendid op|K rtunitv for some pretty, young spinster! Step right up. please. lie's an athlete, too, and excels in canoeing and African golf, although much credit must be given him for braving the football ranks in his Senior year, and earnestly drugging the baseball bats to and from the field of battle as a Junior. In summing up this character sketch let us give you a glimpse of .in enrollment blank upon which Him was once known to scribble: Name Him” Evan belaud Dciblcr. Age—That of a “man ! Home Eli zabesswille (Miles Miller's town). Father's Occupation Country storekeeper. Religious Denomination Heathen. Ambition To get married. That’s all! “A bold, bad man.” NATHAN IKL SIMMKRS DKTWILKR “Deity” Nat Sprint; City, I’a. Historical-Political, President (4); SchafT (1), President f41. Anniversar I'lay (2, 3, 4l; Varsity I’ ool I all (3), Captain 14); Business Manager, Weekly 4i; Student Council 3. 4i; Class President (2); Junior Play: First Prize, Junior Oratoru.il Contest; Y M. C. A. Cabinet 4 t; Ki my Staff. That's right take another look they all lo and it's only natural, for Detty is the kind that makes one glance a second time whether you want toor not. Perhaps this is partly due to his sj lendid physique, which is of line C.recian pattern; or possibly it can lie attributed to his jovial grin and genial disposition; but whatever the cause the fact remains that he does command attention and usually gets it. too. “Detty is one of the many Spring City Itovs who have contributed to the glory Coining here fresh from high school lie soon gained prominence as an actor and in his year handled one of the leading roles in the SchafT Anniversary I’lay. Since that time res|M nsible for the success of a numlier of dramatic productions at Crsimis, and his portrayal of Francois Villon in If I Were King will never In- forgotten. Although of athletic build, Nat | articipatcd in nothing but class s|Krrts until his Junior year. During that year, there living a scarcity of football line material, he, together with a number of others, presented themselves as candidates. Detty.” by his determined efforts and good work, not only won a place on the Varsity, but also won his I'” and the captaincy of this year's eleven. He is a deadly tackier of anything that he undertakes, as well as of his opponents on t he gridiron. While law is his chosen profession (and he is conceded to have remarkable oratorical powers), we shall not be at all surprised to hear of him some day forsaking the rolies of justice for the more popular robes of a movie star. But whatever line of activity he may ultimately follow we are convinced that Detty will continue to bring honor to the name of his Alma Mater. The captain of our football team. Anil of many ladies' hearts, ween. of I rsinus. Sophomore he has been RUBY- ROBERT LYMAN FARLEY “Bob” Norristown, I’a. English-Historical. President •!■; Zwinglian (I); Manager, Varsity Football (4 ; Scrub Baseball (1. 2). College Orchestra (2, -I): Class Treasurer (2); Junior Play; Ri'BV Staff. “What! you don’t know who I am! That's funny. My name’s Farley. I'm from Norristown. Everyltody knows me. I can play the violin, run my dad’s car and, say, fellow, I’m a bear with the women. Folks say I’m conceited but I’m not, for, really, I've nothing to Ik- conceited about. Yes, Bob, we know you and we’re mighty glad we do. We are well aware of your ability as a violinist and we’re happy to be able to count you among our notables. We enjoy a trip in your dad's car once in a while, too. So far as the girls arc concerned well, of course, we've heard of Esther, Fritz and Jane, and it's only fair to say we’ve had our suspicions about that summer at Pine Bluff; but please don't tell us there are more. A pair of broken hearts should satisfy any man’s desire for conquest. Bob has had quite a checkered career at I'rsinus. He entered with the rest of us, when the clouds of war hung threateningly over our sacred campus. Like the rest of us, too, he made a good excuse for a soldier, drawing his mess regularly three times a day, his pay whenever Uncle Sam willed it and his breath as often as necessary. After the siege of I'rsinus was raised, “Bob joined the Math group, from which he was graduated in his Junior year, having ahsorltcd all the algebra, physics and calculus that his brain could well endure. The F.-ll group is his present abode and, as presiding officer of this band of young ladies, we thoroughly sympathize with him, for we realize the grave res| onsibilities that rest upon this modern Abdul ilamud's shoulders. “Bob” is unfortunate in that he is a man without an ambition in life. Again we sympathize with him; but, yet, we are quite sure he will succeed in whatever work he eventually undertakes, be it law, business or the stage, (io to it, “Bob, we expect big things of you. “Come what may I will not budge an inch.” --------3, it JnL 77 I i I RKDI Rl K IWXSf N I Rl TCHKY “Fred” Bancor, I'a. Chemical-Biological. Treasurer 21. President C; Zwinglian 1 . President (4i, President of liuard of Directors • 4 ; Varsity Basketball 12. 3), Captain 4i; Scrub loot ball (2. 3); Manager, Tennis Association (2. 3. 4 ; President, Athletic Association It; Student Council (3, 4i; Class I’resident (2); Business Manager, Tin Rruv. Vmir pep! your pep! you’ve got it. you've kept it; by golly, don't lose it your pep! Yes, Fred surely is a humdinger, lie tells us that his middle initial stands for Pnxson, but we’re convinced that it also stands for Pep. Kver since his emigration from Bangor to Dog House, Fred has been gathering a host of loyal and enthusiastic friends about him, and his kennel is always a rendezvous for bummers as well as students. His athletic record is one that many may well envy, for Fred is not afraid to take a chance at anything; and. although basketball is the game of his choice, other sports have a similar attraction for him. For instance, he thoroughly enjoys strolling along the roads outside ( ollegeville on beautiful moonlight nights in the springtime, but can never truthfully sing All By Myself on these occasions. Fred's one great failing is his love for banquets. One night during his Sophomore year he received a rather unexpected and novel invitation to be an honored guest of the class of 1923 in Philadelphia. But, much to his disappointment and chagrin, an official telegram demanded his immediate presence in College ville and Fred was forced to cancel his engagement. Quite in contrast to his fine wit and social inclinations, we who know him lies! see that his natural tendency lies in tIndirect ion of the deep and dark mysteries of the chemistry lab, and here it is that he expects to exert his post-collegiate efforts. From selling peanuts and soft drinks at athletic contests to gathering ads” for the Rt uv, his business ability is clearly shown. We feel confident, therefore, that whatever phase of life he does enter he will be a huge success, particularly if his management of the Atlantic City Amusement Company on a recent occasion in the Field Cage can be taken as a criterion. “He's a humdinger, by golly!” .4 AI.LKX C.I.ASS “Quilly” I kkkui K� ;. I a. Chemical-Biological: Zwinglian I ; S riil• l-'oot-hall (1. 2. .?!; Varsity football 1 : Scrub Bast-hall (I. 2. .(); Kt itv Staff. Quilly is a native of Jack Mitterling's home town and came to Irsinus for the first time'in 1917 with a reputation to uphold, lie had l arely completed his Freshman year when he was called into military service and for the next twelve months was a wearer of the khaki. I’nfortunatelv, he was doomed to spend his time in the seclusion of a home camp, where he learned what the term “soldiering” really meant. After the armistice had Iteen signed he tried to get his discharge in order that he might return to college and finish with his original class, hut he failed in the attempt and the following September found him enrolling as one of our worthy classmates. We soon realized what a |x� werful addition Quillv” made, for in the interclass pigskin struggle he proved himself a veritable superman on the line and helped to lead his teammates to the op|K sing goal line and victory. But Quilly” is more than an athlete—he’s an adept with pen and crayon, and the walls of his room are lined with specimens of his artistic handiwork. It was his ability along this line that won for him a place on the Ki;by staff. A lion among ladies is a most dreadful thing. Me is a student with a capital S” and never permits outside affairs to interfere with his classroom progress. Although he never has much to say, lie’s one of those kind who absorbs and retains what he learns, lie's majoring in chemistry' and spends the greater part of his spare moments working out complicated equations in the basement of Bomberger. Wo prophesy for Quilly a brilliant future, for no matter whether he chooses to follow the well-beaten path of the schoolmaster or takes up the line of his major interest athletics we know he’ll always carry with him the standards that he set for himself while at I'rsinus, and which have stamped him a winner during his college career. it H-IS -jl Jill Ji “lime far that little candle throws its foams!” LOY CLINTON (iOBREC'IIT Goby I Ianovkk, Pa. Classical; SclialT (.V), Anniversary Play. (3); College Orclu-stra (3, 41; Scrub l 'ootl all (3, 4 ; Scrub ItaselKill (3); President, York County Club (4 ; Ui uv Staff. Small, fat and jolly; a smile for every one, a cross word for none—that is Gobrccht, whom we all call Goby” for short, to correspond with his somewhat abbreviated stature. Although we made his acquaintance only last year—when he came over from (icttysburg College in order that he might graduate with us—we know him just as well as though lie had s| ent his entire four years among us, for “Goby” isn't hard to know and, In-sides, he is well worth knowing. I.ike most good fellows, l.oy is not particularly long on the scholastic end, but he easily makes up for this deficiency by (Kirtaking freely of all social op| ortunities. Nevertheless, he is still true to that little school teacher back home, as his occasional trips westward, at more or less regular intervals, clearly indicate. “Goby is an all-round athlete and is noted for his clean, consistent playing on every occasion. The same smile that has won him a host of friends on the campus has also inspired his teammates to put forth their liest efforts in many a hard-fought battle on the gridiron. I.oy's ability as a musician is beyond question. We are absolutely certain that he can play at least two tunes, for we have heard them time and time again, not only on his clarinet, but on his mandolin as well, lie is making progress, however, and it is ho| ed that in another year or two he will be able to hold his own with some of the more distinguished artists. Hanover claims him as a loyal son and we know she will have every reason to Ik- proud of him after he has won success and fame as a minister, since that is the profession he has chosen as his life work. 7 M y -r-, 1 2.2 J NORMAN S. GR KEN A WALT “Greeny” M Kkansbpkc,, I’a. Classical; .winglian (I l; Scrub Football (2, Tl; Y 1 ('. A Cabinet i2. 4, I); Student Volunteer; College Choir (.?, 41; Class Treasurer (4). Sturdy of frame, slow of tongue, sincere of purpose and honest in all things, is this lad from the wilds of McKeansburg. “Greeny is the name by which he is known to most of ns and from the very inception of the class of 1922 he has lieen one of our most loyal classmates. Serving first as a servant of Cncle Sam in the S. A. T. C. unit stationed here, he later enrolled as a regular student and took up his studies as a mcmlier of the Classical group. In college activities of varied character “Greeny” has given much of his time and ability, though he is seldom seen doing the phenomenal stunts of the hero. In class athletics and on the scrub football and baseball teams he has figured from year to vear, always playing his part with credit. As a member of the Y. M. C. A. Cabinet and superintendent of the Sunday School at Ironbridge he has and still is playing an active part in religious work in college and community. Hut that is not all. Greeny” is also a master of the ivories and a musician in demand at all sorts of stag parties where the services of a lady accompanist are out of the question; and, as our efficient class treasurer, we can testify most heartily to his excellent qualifications. To omit a mention of Norman’s attitude toward the fair sex would indeed lx- folly. It has lieen whispered abroad that he stands aloof and allows the world of femininity to pass bv unnoticed. Hut herein is rumor false, for he himself admits that he has an inherent liking for brunettes: and, as a matter of fact, has not quite forgotten an experience of his Freshman days with one of this particular species of the genus homo. In his Sophomore year, Greeny decided to prepare for work in in the mission ficldsand with that in mind allied himself with the Student Volunteer Hand. The ministry is his choice and after graduation from Seminary we look for him to follow the example of other noble I'rsinus men and women, who have lived, fought and died in foreign service in the interest of the Supreme Ideal. Slow but sure—of himself. 19 KLKANOR A. C,. CiRliKNfOVKR “Eleanor” Piioexix yii.i.k, Pa. Modern Language: winglian (1). Secretary (1); (ilcc Club (1. 2. V. W. C V Cabinet 4►; Junior Play: Student Volunteer. Some years ago a fair, curly-headed, little maiden with a great, long name emigrated from the city of William Penn to the iron town of Phocnixville, III) the hanks of the Schuylkill. The only known IMculiarity that the girl possessed was her disinclination to reveal the hidden meaning of the mystic letters A. � ■” ap|icaring in her name, and s � ’we are unable now to tell you what they signify, much as we should like to do so. Perhaps it ’s just as well that we are forced to leave you in the dark concerning this matter, else it might require an extra page to record her full pedigree. Eleanor is noted at I rsinus for her curls. Never is she seen on the campus without them and never have they been seen without her; hence it must lie assumed that they, like her learning have become and shall ever remain an integral part of her makeup. She was sent to us from Phocnixville High, where we are told she had quite an active career. At I'rsinus the E.-H. group was her initial choice, but in her Sophomore year Eleanor absconded to the ranks of the M. I..'s. the num! ers of which she has since helped to swell, wing early welcomed her into active memlier-sliip and gave her an opportunity to develop her literary abilities. In the Junior Play last year. Eleanor was the one who helped furnish a large part of the fun of the evening, and proved her right to Ik classed with the actors of the class of 1922. As one of Olevian's choicest songbirds, this lady has put in three full years with the college dee Club, and last season was a member of the famous quartette. Her favorite studies are English and I- rem h, and she always makes it a point to go to class fully prepared in these—her chosen subjects. In after years, Eleanor plans to take up newsjMper work and is planning at some future date to sail to some foreign land to engage in missionary work. Whether or not her Harvard friend will accompany her in this venture we cannot say at this time, but our best wishes go with her and hers after she leaves the walls of Alma Mater. “How’s thatI I'm curious!” 11 LA 19 RUBY- 1 22 ■t A KIT 11 MII.DKKI) III BS ( KKK “llebby” I’iiii i i:i.i'lli , Pa. Chemical-Biological; Zwinglian il : V. V. C. A. Cabinet (4 ; College Choir (4): C� lee ( lul (3); Ruby Staff. This Ruth-less lassie was evidently ushered into the Quaker City by our friend, the North Wind, for lie seems to have played one of his tricks on her and deposited a bit of his mischief into her eyes, and some of his whirlishness into her manner. She is never quiet and ever ready for fun. Coming to us as a Sophomore, after spending her I'reshman year at C.oucher, Ruth was marshalled into our ranks to the tune of “Pep,” and she has so strongly displayed this quality ever since that it seems as though she's been with us always She has a strong liking for “dogs” and “dog houses : but is, however, an enemy of the bugs, for she stores them away in big glass jars that smell just awful. As a proctor well, she needs one herself most of the time; but she can call Lights out very effectively. Her favorite sport seems to l e breaking up couples and she stars in her latest, in which Roy ceased to freeze when Ruth came to appease. This year Ruth unexpectedly found herself on the Y. W. Cabinet. How did it happen?” you ask. Well, we arc at a loss to know ourselves, but they say she’s Reformed. Ask the chiefs for further information—they're the ones who seem to Ik- doing the missionary work. Seriously, though, Ruth is a worker and is noted for her genuine good nature and remarkable originality. It was this latter quality which warranted her selection to a place on the staff of this publication and in this capacity she has fully measured up to all that was expected of her. She has often said in fun that her ambition is to Ik- a U'll-hop at Sing-Sing. The hopping part would suit her to a “T, but as for the rest — .Nix on the rough stuff. Ruth, when you do settle down we wish you'd tell us all about it, for we'll want to drop you a card of congratulations. 'Let the world slide; lei the world go— A fig for care and a fig for woe. . O —if js r 4 ANGELINE VERGER HEN RICKS ‘•Angel” I'orimown, I a. English-Historical: Schaff (1), Anniversary Play (2, . Financial Secretary 14 ; Student Council (I i; Hockey (2t; Second Prize, Junior Oratorical Contest. Tennyson sings of Elaine the fair, Elaine the lovable, but it has lieen left to us to sing of this modern Elaine. Eair and lovable as this young lady is, we also look u|M n her as Angeline. the naturalist, the philosopher and the orator of our class. It is a common sight to see her struling slowly across the campus with shoulders straight but with head slightly bent, apparently far removed from things mundane. Suddenly her dreamy eyes (for Angel is dreamer as well as doer) light up with a lire of intense interest. She has discovered something at her feet: and, Itcing a lover of nature, she permits no llower to pass unnoticed. Then, as they say in common parlance, Angel wields a wicked hockey stick. Her live feet seven inches, plus a proportionate amount of muscular energy, make her a most formidable opponent in any athletic contest; while her stately carriage, her daily jaunts through the country in all sorts of weather, and her summer playground activities are all indicative of her love for the great outdoors. In spite of her mid-week and week-end trips homeward, Angeline always finds time to participate in the important extra-curricular events about tin- college. As a devotee of dramatics and a reader of no mean ability she has lieen assigned leading roles in several S hall plays and it is of course unnecessary to say that she has always acquitted herself creditably. Then, too, in the Junior Oratorical Contest she established her reputation as an orator. Since Angel is not often disposed to confide, it is impossible to report upon her future plans. She denies absolutely that she is going to lie a school teacher; but, even so, more than one has said that in the past and later thought better of it. No matter what her course in life is destined to be we know that success is l ound to crown her efforts; and whether she realizes her quaint ambition just to keep a rose garden or eventually rises to a place of prominence in the affairs of the nation, we feel sure that she will always live by the side of the road and be a friend to man. “A sure! attractive kind of trace, A full assurance given by looks. RUBY n MARY JANE HERSHBERGER Mary” Rokbi.ing, N. J. Knglish-llistorical: Schaff (1). Secretary (1. 2), l,'irst Prize, ICss.iv Contest (1); ('.lee Club (3): Tennis Association: !-ir t Prize. Junior Oratorical Contest; Rl by Staff. They wove bright fables and fairy tales in the clays of old. The heroine’s name in such a tale was most likely to Ik- Cinderella, Snow White, or the like: but here as we gaze at the picture of this girl with the large, expressive gray eyes, we sec the heroine in a modern fairy tale, and her name is Mary Jane. Truly she must be analagous to those princesses of olden times, for she loves meditation, music, spring and flowers. Her suitors are many, and they strew flowers and chaplets in her pathway. Now Cinderella married a rich prince and we are told “lived happily ever afterwards,” lent since this tale is modern, we are just going to conclude that Mary’s life will lw one with such a happy ending, for we have yet to see whether her prince will Ik- a minister, a salesman or a scientific farmer. Mary is noted for the conscientious manner in which she undertakes every task that is assigned to her and she is as dc|K-ndable in extra-curricular activities as she is in her classroom work: but, lest her features portray t H much that she- is one of the most industrious members of our class, we deem it wise to tell you that many a practical joke played has been the result of a suj erfluous amount of mischief which bubbled forth from her nature. At the completion of her course in Lebanon High School, Mary’s scholastic record enabled her to assume the position of teaching thirty or forty little urchins in a country sch K l for one year. Then she cast aside her |K-dagogical dignity and entered I rsinus—a sweet but rather shy Freshman—where she began her development in all phases of college life. Mary is always ready for an adventure and is especially fond of canoeing and Penn State house parties. With her vast experience in all these lines, surely her ambition (whatever it may l e) is Innind to be realized. More is thy due than we can hope to pay. nr JiV a “� TTJT v J J1 JJL Jt il -i[T - X G HT I -I • A W - A A A - A Zt A, JL JL 2s 211 iY MARY LOUSK HINKLE “Louie” Ukadixc;, I’a. Mathematical, I'resident (4); Schaff (1), Anniversary I’lay (2. 3), Secretary (1. 3); College Choir a. I ; (ilee 'lub (2 ,1 )iredor (. . Ouariette (2, 3); Class Secretars (2i; Junior I’lay; Rl'iiv Staff. A revolver shot, followed by a piercing, bloodcurdling cry, is heard in the distance; a graceful figure darts through the open window and Louie. the Crsinus Theda Bara, takes the center of tIn- stage. This fair and winsome lass hails from that good old pretzel town which has long since made Berks County famous. Coming into existence somewhere about the ln-ginning of the present century, she seemed to Ik- like all other babies—noisy and cute but yet with this one exception, that her eyes were filled with a peculiarly In-witching light. As tile little lass grew up the gods protected her ami looked with favor ti|K)u lu-r until four years ago Fate decreed that she cast her lot with us. Now a sweet and smiling lass is she, with dimpled chin and eyes of glee, who strolls o’er the campus gracefully, displaying her I athletically. Ivvcry one knows Louie” and to know her is to love her. Needless to say. the “bewitching light has contributed to the development of lu-r greatest talent—acting. Be it the part of a gay little lass, a barmaid or a vamp, Louise is sure to measure up fully to all exudations. Then, being a most versatile young woman, she sings, she is a talented musician, she dances, and—best of all she studies; for. like the rest of her notable family, she is a thorough student and fully recognizes that the primary pur|x se of going to college is to secure an education. Shreinerites have a special fondness for Louise. Her songs arc-guaranteed to cheer up the most morbid and her merry laughter is a sure cure for the most chronic case of blues. In fact, “Louie never rubs the wrong way and for that reason we regret to see her leave us, for— “She is always so bright and gay, We wish she'd with us forever stay. So quiet has this little lady always been that we have sometimes wondered whether she really could talk. Once you have been with her when she's in the mood, however, you have never again wondered concerning her ability along this line. For she can talk and talk and talk when the spirit moves her. During her three years’ residence at the Maples her cheery voice has always rung out its merry greetings. But we are told that she rarely sings her greetings very early in the morning, for she likes the sweet embrace of Morpheus too well for that. Indeed, we have often wondered how she managed to commute so much of her time. After several inquiries into the matter, we gleaned that, as usual, there’s a reason. Myrtle, despite this seeming weakness of hers, is a serious, steady worker. So steady a worker is she that she completed her course here in three years. Although a conscientious student, she is seldom absent from the many social affairs. Neither is she lacking in interest in such activities in school life as the V. W. and literary society. She is an earnest worker for Sehaff, never failing to give freely of her talents, both serious and humorous. Her highest ambition is to go as a missionary to the foreign field. She has been a regular attendant at the weekly Student Volunteer meetings. We know that she will win as many friends there as she has here, because of her quiet and sympathetic disposition. Her love of truth, her loyalty and her deep sincerity fit her especially for the life of a missionary. Our good wishes go with you. Myrtle, for we're sure you'll be a winner in the game of life. A modest violet. 1RII ip- i Sl’SAWK HOLLIS KKLI.KY “Sue” Pottstown, Pa. Chemical-Biological; SchalT (1), Trustee (3, 4): Student Council (4); Press Bureau (3 ; Y. Y. ('. A., Secretary (2), Vice-President (3), Cabinet 4 ; Ilockey (2. 3); Ktuv Staff. Lots of good things come from Pottstown, among them a number of students each year for Crsinus. With these students in 1918 came Sue, clothed in the dignity of a high school senior, but yet sensible enough to accept her new role as a college Freshman without complaint. Sue was a good little Frosh and the only criticism we had to make was that she always went home on Friday night, leaving her poor stav-at-school classmates alone to liear the wrath of the sordid Sophs. But then, Sue always was a diplomatic sort of person and so we must excuse heron that score. Doesn’t she look serious though, and purposeful, with those big, brown eyes and t hat determined air of hers? Well, she is serious, but her seriousness is of the right kind and she knows when to use it. Underneath she is as full of fun and nonsense as the most scatter-brained Frosh imaginable. And pur|K)seful!—that’s Sue” all over. If you give her a task todo you may rest assured that it will be successfully accomplished and on time, too, which is more than we can say of some jjeople we know. Unfortunately for Sue, as well as for us, she has evidently Ik-cit chased by a Jinx throughout her entire college career. She would have undoubtedly starred in athletics had not ill health forced her to give tip all strenuous exercise. Then she was drawn for a leading role in the Junior Play, but again illness prevented her from taking part. It means a lot to hold the place that Sue does, not only in the eyes of her intimate friends, but in the opinion of those who are mere acquaintances. Sue Kelley—she’s all that her name implies—generous, unassuming, level-headed, fun-loving—a girl who docs things silently and yet most enthusiastically. Like the rest of humanity, she is not perfect, but her faults are far outweighed by her virtues. Sue” is studying for the medical profession and the greatest tribute we can pay her is to say that she possesses in the superlative degree those characteristics which are bound to warrant her success as a physician. “Wisdom and laughter in her eyes; Justice on her lips and kindness in her heart. . ); Glee Club (i). What was the little being that Hew into I'rsimis in September, 1919? The critical eye of biologists gazed attentively, and, behold, declared it a bee! Yes, we who know Bea feel it is true that in many ways she does resemble tin- buzzing, busy little l cc, gathering sweetness here and scattering it there. Bea” came to I'rsinus after having had one year's (shall we say experience or training?) at Swart It more. Just why she chose to leave the classic halls of old Swarthmore and cast her lot with us at 1 rsinus we do not know, but we're glad she did so. Her other half she left at Swarthmore so much her other half indeed that few can tell them ajxirt ami | eoplc are constantly puzzled as to which is t'other. Bea had no sooner reached I'rsinus than we all Itegan to recognize her great musical ability. Will certain of us ever forget how she used to fairly hypnotize us when she sat at the Shreiner piano? and how many of us fell under her spell when after luncheon we wandered Bomber-gerwards and heard the soft, soothing strains of Gray Days or the “Rosary” coming from her very finger tips? Bea willingly displays her talent whenever asked to do so and we are always willing listeners. It is not customary—Doctor Allen and other great biologists tell us for Ir-cs to feed on a diet of ice cream, cake and candy; but we are glad for Boa's sake that she lives near enough to Collegeville to take an occasional trip to Kuhnt's, a la Buick, after graduation. Were it not for that we might worry alxnit her happy state of mind. This year we were delighted to welcome her to our class, for, having survived the spring examination, she found that her credits were sufficient to rank her as one of us. And now, Bea, we wish you tin-best of luck after graduation, no matter whether you travel the worn and weary way of tin- school inarm or whether Kate decrees that your course lies along the confetti trail. ' - J 'Happy an: . from rare I'm free. Why aren't they all contented like me? J ..l About the In-ginning of the present century Lebanon was made richer by the addition of a Tiny” Light, who. in spite of her nickname, doesa great deal of shining. Her mother christened her Gladys Barbara but to what purpose, for it seems to Ik- the prerogative of schoolmates to rename every one! Tiny” and (Had (mostly the latter—probably Ix-cause of the dignity acquired in her upperdass years, but chiefly because of her smile) have been the share of this loyal Crsinusite. So we can picture “(Had during her four years at Lrsinus happy, enthusiastic and vigorous, often impulsive and sometimes even hot-tempered, but, on tile whole, an all-round gixxl sport, and one who will play fairly whatever game she follows up after she graduates. ”.l friend to nil but a pul to one. “(Had smiled when sin- came fresh and boisterous from Lelunon High School and she has continued to do so throughout her college years, except when some one hurts her feelings or when her temper happens to get the liettcr of her. Being a Light of Lebanon shetook quite naturally toathlet-ics and has done her bit in basketball, tennis and hockey, while in hiking she is without a peer. In addition to her happy, care-free nature, Glad has a serious side, which evinces itself in her deep interest in the Y. Y. ('. A. She has a In-rth on the Y. Y. Cabinet, having served for two years as head of the Social Service Committee. This is her favorite work and if she puts the same cncrgv and enthusiasm into her efforts after she leaves college as she has done while at I ‘rsinus sin- will surely succeed in her ambition. Glad never shirks her studies for outside interests, English and history being her favorites. ir 1 2 2 I'- LLOYD Oil.HI-:kt littlk I loyd” S( H VKNK 11.1,H, l’ . ('hemical-Biological; SchafT il i. If we can believe the old adag I loycl must be deep, for he certainly is still. No one lias ever accused him of talking ten loud in the (lining room, in the classroom or in the dorms, nor has' he ever been known to have broken any of tin-rules as outlined in the I reshman Bible. Kxcept for a little flurry in his Junior year, the female of the species has never had much fascination for him; but, then, lie has never given them a fair chance. During the S. .V T. ( '. days Lloyd secured his fir t experience in his chosen profession when he doled out brown pills and iodine to the gold brickers in the I’rsinus Training Corps. It was long before this, however, that he ha«l made up his mind to become a medic and after the strenuous battle of I'rsinus had been waged he entered the Hahnemann Medical College, where he s| ent the following year. The year 1920 found Lloyd back at I'rsinus determined to secure his Bachelor’s degree and he was very warmly received as a memlier of the Junior Class. Lloyd loves to dream and talk about the summer he s| ent in the West and we will not lx- at all surprised if some day we hear of him hanging out his shingle in some far western town. Chemistry and biology are Lloyd's favorite subjects and lie can be seen almost any night plugging away on some scientific problem lie has classified all of Doctor Allen’s bugs and can tell you all about the animal kingdom from an amoeba to a brontosaurus. I'ndcr Doctor Beardwood he has learned why eating green apples will cause the colic and why paregoric will cure the latter. This year Lloyd moved away from the dorms and is now wiping his shoes on a door mat near the campus, but we manage to get a glimpse of him occasionally as he conies hurrying over the landscape headed for BomU-rger. Since I loyd’s middle name is work. we know he’s going to succeed in the lalioratory of life; and whether he eventually Ix-comes the chief surgeon in a big city hospital or a country doctor in some far western town, the g«xxl wishes of the class of 1 22 go with him. Little said, sooner mended.” ■ — L MII.DKKI) HKSS MITMAX “Milly Kastox, I'a. Motlern Language; Zwinglian '1 , Secretary 1 . Student Council a), President 41; Y C. A. Cabinet (,?). Treasurer (4); College Choir t.i, 4); (.Ice Club ili, Manager (. , 4); Class Secretary (. ): Rfiiv Staff. Yes, Mildred, I’m coining, (lee, you’re always ready on time. How do you get that way?”— is often the cry at Shreiner iust In-fore class time, for promptness is one of Mildred's points of individuality. A second is her dislike of the so-called domestic arts. This, however, is counterbalanced by her genuine love for French, and her linguistic ability is well known. In fact, her whole standard of scholarship is high. Still, Mildred is not a grind by any means and finds time to | articipatc in many extra-curricular activities. That her talent in things musical and her ability at the piano are appreciated in the college is shown by the fact that she was made manager of the Girls’ Glee Club and was for two years accompanist for the vocal instructor. It seems to l e her strange misfortune to always fall into the hard jobs, but she manages to handle them with entire satisfaction, which is another | oint in her favor. For instance, she is treasurer of the Y. Y. C. A. (and former treasurers will tell you that's no cinch) and. most important of all, president of the Women’s Student Government Association. In this responsible, and not always agreeable, position Mildred has Itccn the connecting link In-tween the higher |x� wers ami the student laxly, succeeding most admirably in her task. The secret of her success has Ix-en due to the fact that she’s always on the job, is consistently just and never impartial. She is perhaps best known for her ability to hand out snappy rebuttals. Her pithy sarcasms, however, are not so much a matter of lack of sympathy and understanding as they are habitual, and when understood in this light are a source of amusement to all. Mildred's aims are of the highest and with her abundant strength of character there is no reason in the world why she cannot attain them to the full. The best of luck Ik- yours, Mildred! 4 VCt Those about her, from her, rend The perfect ways of honor. That “Peg” is ambitions is clearly evident when we tell von that she is taking her college course in three years. Kntering I'rsinusa year later than most of us, she carefully surveyed the landscape and—after making many comparisons -she decided to take work in several Summer Sessions and thus be enabled to designate herself 'll instead of '23. Her name is an index to her disposition, and her face shows that she is possessed of the proverbial Irish humor which insists upon coming to the surface on every | ossihlc occasion. Her primary interest lies along the line of educational pursuits, with mathematics far in the lead. She literally thinks in squares and triangles, while algebraic formulae constitute her chief source of nourishment. She is an A-l student who knows what she's after, which is one of the surest signsof victory in the great battle of life. Furthermore, Peg is an athlete, having majored in basketball, but doing considerable work in tennis and hockey as well. She started her basketball career in high school, having captained the Phoenix-ville six in her Senior year. So it was an easy matter lor her to find a lierth on the Varsity here during her second year, where she played a consistent game throughout the entire season. As a member of SchafT, Peg has also displayed considerable ability along literary lines. In recognition of her literary talents she was elected to the Weekly staff in her Senior year, and is at present contributing largely to its success. Peg isa true friend, a loyal companion and an enthusiastic student. With all her virtues we predict for her a long life of usefulness to humanity and a life of domestic bliss for some fortunate son of Adam. .1 win sonic lass with a friendly smile - TRUTH-IS-3M 1 ' [Z2 — Al MAK SMITH MOVKK “Mac” R. I)., Piiohni ville, Pa. Modern Language: Xwinglian (2 •; Day Student. Mac came lo us direct from the farm, and, because of her proximity to the College, has always remained a day student. She’s as quiet as a church mouse, as you can tell from her picture, ami is never known to have disturbed the peace by incessant talking in class or otherwise. However, it is rumored aixnit the campus that ln-neath her mild exterior there dwells a bit of deviltry. She is a most conscientious worker and her talents are especially employed in the study of modern languages, of which group she is an enthusiastic member and ardent sup| orter. Being a life-long resident of the suburbs of Collcgcvillc, Mae early became familiar with all the traditions of I'rsinus; and, after completing her course of training in the local high school, quite naturally directed her steps Bomlx-r-gerward. The only extra-curricular activities in which this demure young maiden has engaged during her college career have Ix-en in connection with Xwinglian Literary Society, with which organizntion she affiliated herself as a Sophomore, and to which she is devotedly attached. Of course, Mae will soon join the ranks of the I'rsinus Teachers’ Association, and in such capacity we arc sure she’s going to Ik- an overwhelming success, for she possesses in abundance everything that goes with a strong character and a kindly disposition. Mac, the class of 1922 raises its hat to you and wishes you bon voyage on the sea of life. Maidens should he mild and meek, Swift l hear mid slow lo speak. A 1 Q I. 9 9 A j - z-- V M ff Ik $ JOHN r.ARWOOI) NKWITT “Johnny” Norristown, I’a. Historical-Political; SchafT 1 : Scrub Football (1, 2, i); Varsity Football i4i; Rrnv Staff. Behold our “Johnny”—father’s pride and mother's joy tennis shark, footl all enthusiast, humorist and take-off artist. Ilis humorous strain and honest face are indicative of his Irish lineage, while his lighting' spirit when in football togs is but another evidence that some of his forefathers once raised shamrocks in their backward. As a monologue artist, Johnny can't be clever im|x rsonations of Buffalo Bill, I'ltimatc Jack was wingman on the S. A. T. ('. grid team in his first year at I fall since then has found him on the field in uniform, lie played an important Frosli contest in his second year and helped to push our class team through the to a well-earned victory. beaten and his Munson, e' i ., in society or on the campus are always amusing and entertaining. Although he can philosophize and argue till lie's blue in the face, Johnny's strong point is history, and some of his theories regarding governments are as original as they arc wild, lie’s one of Munson's faithfuls and has taken every course he could |H ssibly schedule under this congenial professor’s tutelage. Since law is “Jack's” chosen profession, we have l ccn trying to picture him in the distant future as a calm, sedate judge, but we are almost tempted to laugh at the picture that forms. Still, we know he will some day reach the bench, for he has those qualities of grit and pluck which are bound to win in the end; and, furthermore, he’s everything that's included in a jolly good fellow and sincere friend —which, among a bunch of he-men, is the greatest tribute that one can pay another. 'Like it tint—hard to crack, hut good after you gel the shell off. rsinus . part in mighty find every the Soph-I'rosh line 0 $ if jkT r A Ez Jr: U'PJML - JLiS'-rl il.7 Ibi', Historical-Political; Zwinglian (1,1; Varsity Bas-kotlKill (1), 2. Captain (.1); Scrub Foot kill il, 2l; Varsity Football (.It; Scrub BascLill (1. 2. .It; Class President 14 ; Junior Play; Kcuv Staff. ‘‘Clarence”—kindly pronounce it as Booth Tarkington wishes and you'll know just how a certain worthy classmate of ours addresses Monk day in and day out. But don't you think for one moment that Clarence is that kind of a chap. Oh, no, far from it, as the fellows all over the campus can tell you. lie's just the op| ositc, and that's how we’ve known him ever since his first appearance as a Freshman on the campus. In that famous Pennsylvania Dutch town of Lebanon many wonders are wont to take place but | erhaps none greater occurred than when Monk” first said good morning to the world on September .10, 1900. After completing his work in l.ekmon High and starring in athletics there, he turned his eyes in the direction of Crsinus and joined the ranks of the class of 1922. With a reputation at the start and the ability to uphold it. this husky blonde soon added to his fame by making a berth on the S. A. T. C. football squad anil making his letter in basketball during his Freshman year. I le has lieeit one of the mainstays of the basketball team for the past three years and would have helped to make Crsinus football history this year had he not been compelled to give up the game at his doctor's orders. But Monk's capabilities have not been confined to sports alone, always entertaining, while his love for shekels and his recognized business ability It tve been res|M nsible for many successful ventures in which he has engaged in the name of his class or society. Asa ladies’ man. Monk” takes the brown derby—but, it’s no use, girls, for Doris has him cinched. Ilis clever witticisms are Clarence is preparing to become a lawyer; and, with his extensive vocabulary, together with his illuminating way of expressing himself, every one is confident that he will lie a remarkable success in that profession. “A rough exterior ofttimes hides n tender heart. 19 RUBY- Z2 h KRN'KST RAYMOND PETERMAN Ernie Pete Spring City, Pa. Chemical-IJiological: SchafT (1); Glee Club ll): College Orchestra (3, 1). Here is a man whose knowledge of Crsinus extends over a longer | criod of time than possibly any other member of our class. Although he entered the institution in the fall of 1915. the Navy claimed him at the lieginning « f his Junior year and Pete was no longer heard from until Septemlwr, 1919. After spending another year in the harness at Crsinus, he matriculated at Jefferson Medical College, Philadelphia; but the call of Crsinus was too great for him and ‘‘Pete’ returned this fall to complete his college course with the class of 1922. The Historical-Political group was Ernie's first choice, but his experiences in the Navy led him to follow up the mysteries of chemistry and he is now specializing in this science. His main purjxrse in life this year seems to be to make the most he possibly can of his college course. ‘‘Krnic is quite adept with the violin and can coax some intoxicating strains from the interior of his funny-shaped box. At one time he had a following of pupils in his home town and that his ability has l een recognized by those higher up is evidenced by his being numbered among the personnel of the College Orchestra this year. Meat cutting is also in his line and Ins summers are spent in the pursuit of this profession. Pete” is still undecided as to what his future vocation will Ik-, but we know he has not entirely given up his idea of Incoming a physician; and it is possible that after a year or two in the teaching game he will resume his professional studies. Our knowledge of Pete is such that we know he docs not easily ive up, and consequently we feel that, in spite of the uphill road lie as had to plod thus far. he’ll come out all the stronger in the end. and on top, too. “He ploys well that spins.” 19 22 MKLVIX TRIM BOR I' RAIIX Mel” “MT” Sl'MNEYTOWN, Pa. Historical-Political: SchafT (1 . Anniversary Play (2, 3); Scrub Football 2 , Captain (3); Scrub Basketball (1, 2), Managci 5 . Varsity Basket-ball (3), Manager (4); Scrub Baseltall (1. 2r. Varsity Baselxill (3); Student Council (4); Junior Plav: i i nv Staff. “Good old Mel!” In those three words, frequently heard in the dorms and on the athletic field, is summed up, far better than a volume of Ixioks could ever do, the high regard in which this Dog House satellite is held by all who know him. 11 is consistent good nature is unsur| assable, his loyalty to school and class is seasoned with a remarkable sincerity, and his insistent stick-to-it-iveness is of such a nature that to it can lie attributed most of the success in life which has thus far been his. It was in the nearby village of Palm that '‘Mel” first weighed anchor. Sumneytown was his next stop and is st ill his occasional abode when I )og I louse proves too monotonous for him. But lie has always Ih-cii well known in the vicinity of Collcgcville, for it was in the local high school that he receiver! his preparatory education and quite naturally selected Ursinus as the college of his choice. In his first year at college, Mel” was mail boy and was a good mail lx y, too, for he carried packages most faithfully and was a never-failing source of supply for stamps. The only objectionable feature in connection with his services that we can recall at this moment was his chronic lapse of memory in the wee, small hours of the morning when it came time to collect the- mail. Perhaps that explains why the second year found a new incumbent in the position. MT” is an all-round athlete of threo-sport calilier, but has gainer I this coveted recognition only through years of the hardest kind of work. In a curricular way he seems to have a natural fondness for German, which may or may not bean inherited tendency. However, as one of Munson's ho|x-fuls it is cx|M-ctcd that he will ultimately find a sinecure as a pedagogue in some reputable institution where s|x rts and history are wont to have a sympathetic interest for one another. Anti, now, if in life’s larger game, he plays as keen and well; we know lie’ll carry on his name and Ik- just good old Mel.” IIis thoughts lean a-way from here.” HELEN MARGARET RElMER “Hellie” Fi.icksvii.le, Pa. Knglish-llistorical; Xwinglian I . Secretary 1 2), Anniversarv (.?); Y. Y. C. A., President (4) V. M.-Y. W. Play 1. 2 ; Hockey (1. 2, 4) 11 'eckly Start 4 I: Student Council 2. 4 : Hand book Start C; Class Secretary i.C; Junior Play Kt by Start. Hello, Helen!” No answer. “Hello. Hello!” Still no answer, “ll've, ■Hellie’!” With a curt little toss of her head and a malicious twinkle in her dancing black eyes she snaps back at the addressee, Heard you the first time. and darts on. That’s just like her—mischievous in play time, serious in work time, conscientious and sincere at all times. She’s such a little mite and yet so mighty with it all that she almost astounds us at times. She- delight - in canoeing, enjoys debating, endures studying, loves teasing and likes to throw stones; and if. in her pursuit of knowledge, she- hits men's hearts as hard as she- whacks hockey balls, a “crush will be a mild escajn- for the poor victim. Helen is our V. W. prexy. Reports, speeches and committees are as important in her gay young life as fish and browned murphies are essential to a complete Friday at Ursinus. In other words, she's always on the job. Speaking of eats, it has been observed that Helen is particularly averse to cabbage, but have you ever noticed her unusual affinity for that headless species of the cabbage family, which in common parlance is called kale? This Reimer lady hails from llangor—a suburb of Micksvillc (?) and it seems that the same tune in “A which she whistled through high school has stuck with her through college. The Weekly start made quite a find when it gained the food of her fertile mind; while the K. II. group, Zwing and the class find in Helen Reimer an active lass. All midnight songsters who are in dark doubt as to the source of origin of empty l oxes, root beer showers, etc., from Olevian port holes, will hereafter take rightful revenge in applying such misdemeanors to “Hellie —except when she's proctor. Still she'd probably have a “snappy rebuttal worked out if you’d ever accuse her, for in these Helen excels, as the Student Council well knows. Any nice young man contemplating life work in the mission field will find a cheerful companion and a willing worker in the owner of the cut above. “Small, but mighty. 3 |j9j CARROLL LENNOX RITTER Zit POTTSTOWX, I A. Ilisloriral-Politiral; Zwinglian 1 . Anniversary ; Scrub Baseball I. 3); Scrub Football i; Varsity Cheer Leader (4); Press Bureau (4); Class President (3); Junior Play. As dignified as liis name implies, Carroll Lennox Rutter lias moved among us for four years. Somewhere va back in his high school days he acquired the nickname of “ it and brought it with his funny little caps and other possessions to I'rsinus. .it” is very fond of and very proficient in two amusements of rather contrary type: oratory and dancing. As a proof of it's inherent oratorical qualities and debating ability it need only Ik- said that he can put forth convincing arguments on any side of any question. Regarding his proficiency in dancing well, just watch him anytime at our monthly affairs in the Field Cage, and you'll find out for yourself. it has always taken an interest in athletics, and although he never excelled in any one s|M rt, he has consistently followed football and baseball. Last year he played with the Scrub grid team and also held a position on the Junior nine. This year, however, he decided to throw away his moleskins and take up the more active role of a cheer leader, and a most efficient one he has made, too. lie has always ha l a sort of hankering after the weaker sex and indeed we thought in his Sophomore year that something serious would result, but all that has changed and now it is keeping the pledge which he signed this fall quite well—very well, indeed, we should say. During the past two years, Carroll has become a real studious student. Philosophy and (Militics are his favorite subjects and the arguments that he advances in the classroom show his familiarity with the weighty problems of the day. We feel sure that he, in the capacity of a lawyer, in years to come, will be quite competent to handle his clients’ suits and that t he class of 1922 will have every reason to be proud of her Carroll. 'His labor is a chant; His idleness a tune.” RUTH -ir £ 15 T rip. JL 19 zz LEON CHARLIES SAUNDERS “Saun” I'l l.ASKI, N. Y. Modern Language, I’resident (41; SeliatT (1), Anniversary Pla (d). Treasurer 1; Kiijy Staff. Goodness gracious, hut these women make me sick. You can't go out with a woman around here hut what they say you're married to her. It's positively disgusting. Confound it, I don't see why these girls all tail for me anyway; I do wish 1 weren't so good-looking. Oh, Heavens!” Never mind. I.eon, we all have our troubles. Perhaps you are envied by many a poor fellow who has not been blessed as you have been. Furthermore, we know that good ap|tearance and good nature must ever go hand in hand, and that you possess this rare combination of virtues can be testified to by all who know you. I.eon, as you will note, hails from the great state of New York. Judging from the name of the town which claims him as a citizen he might easily be thought to lie a Bolshevist, but you may take our word for it that lie’s perfectly tame and peaceable, in spite of the fact that he served for a time as an M. I'. in I-'ranee. Suun” was a student at Syracuse when I'nclc Sam called for volunteers in the great World War, but he nobly resjxuidcd to the call and was among the lucky ones to go overseas with the famous 79th Division. After the armistice was signed, I.eon attended the Sorlxmne Cniversity in Paris for a few months and on his return to God’s country” decided to enter I’rsinus, which had been recommended to him by an army buddy. By taking a few summer courses he managed to catch up with the class of 1922 last year and is now counted among its most distinguished linguists. He is a modern language enthusiast and, because of his capabilities along this line, he was elected to the presidency of the M.-L. group this year. No one realizes tatter than he what a signal honor this has been, since said group is composed almost wholly of the fair sex. After his graduation in June, I.eon exjiects to return to France in order that he may—well, there’s no use in spilling the beans,” but you know what to expect from one who spent several of the l est months of his life in the city of gay Paree.” “Of manners gentle, of affections mild.” I - TRAIT FRANKLIN IRVIN SHKKDKR. Jk. “Skcetcr Spkinc; City, l‘. . Classical, President i4): Schaff (I), President (4), President, board of Trustees (3, 4), Third Prize, Kssay Contest :1 , Anniversary Pla (2, 3) Student Council, Secretary (3i. President 4 ; Press bureau 13 , Kditor 41; Weekly Stall (3), Assistant Kditor i4); Y. M. C. A. Cabinet (3); College Choir (2, 3); Varsity Debating Team (3): Secretary. Intercollegiate Oratorical I’nion t.C; McCurdy-bonnet t Kssay Prize i2. 3): Class President |3 ; Junior Play: Second Prize, Junior Oratorical Contest: Kditor-in-Chief, The Rcby. Here is another of Spring City's contributions to the class of 1922; and, although added to our number by accident, his efforts in behalf of the Crimson and Steel have fully entitled him to answer to the roll call. Sheedcr was originally a member of the class of 1921. but at the end of his Freshman year entered the service of Unde Sam, s| ending eleven months of the succeeding year with the American Kxpcdit ionary Forces in France. Me is a man of many parts and wide experience; his labors are prodigious and his field of activity is as broad as t he fullest interpretation of t he term “college will allow. Scholastic, drama! ic, forensic, literary, religious, executive and social phases of collegiate endeavor look to Sheedcr as their promoter and leader. A classification of his activities on the campus during his few years of residence here reads like a section from “Who's Who.’ lie's a man who really seems to enjoy work, and is consequently not afraid of hard tasks. As editor-in-chief of this year l ook. Frank has put forth every effort to make it the most successful book of its kind ever published at I'rsinus. I-rank and the Kmy have been synonymous during the past year, and all those who have been associated with him on the staff know that he abounds in executive ability and enthusiasm. The Dean, too, finds in him a capable assistant, and it is rumored that Sheedcr may some day fall heir to that exalted office. The ministry is the chosen profession of this versatile voting man; and, if past performances may be taken as a criterion for future endeavors, success will surely crown his every attempt. I he hearty good wishes of the entire college community accompany him on his li fe's journey. He that hath ninny irons in the fire is likely to let some hum 3 Coi.i.ecikvii.lk, Pa. English-Historical; Zwinglian (2). Behold this demure lass! To look at her yo� ' ! think she were a paragon of quietness and sobriety. Well, she may be, but you’d never know it when she starts on a rampage in the '.iris’ Day Study, turning things topsy turvy and making enough noise to awaken the shades of Plato and Socrates themselves, reposing so unobtrusively amid inches of dust on the library shelves in the room above. Then take a glimpse at the | oor librarian’s picture in the front of this l ook and note the numerous wrinkles on his learned brow. Yes, ’tisa sad but true fact—Marian’s capers have l een responsible for more than one of said wrinkles. In fairness, however, it must Ik- said that Marian is not all fun and frolic. Each morning you can see her hurrying across the campus with a stack of l ooks under her arm; and, although too bashful to speak out in class, she manages somehow to entice passing grades her way. Exams never seem to worry her; but, then, why should they? After four years of continuous exposure to them (and then some) one surely ought to discover some method by which worry in this connection may be reduced to nonentity. Marian is a home-grown product, having been reared within the very shadows of these walls of learning. Consequently, when she entered here in the fall of 1918 she was not so much of a stranger as most of us happened to be. Of course, she knows all the village gossip and is always ready to dispense it—thus running true to the traditions of her sex. As a culinary artist this lady cannot l e surpassed, and, although she may wield the rod of authority in the schoolroom for a few years, we are confident that the time is not far distant when she will feel dis| oscd to discard the birch rod for the rolling pin. “.1 p pea ranees are sometimes deceitful.” JOHN FREDERICK WILLIAM STOCK Jack Piiii.Auiii.ruia, Pa. Mathematical, Treasurer (4); SchafT (It, Anni-versar i.vi Y. M.-V. V. Play, Art Director (2): College Choir (I, 2, 4, 4 ; College Orchestra (.', 4); Ki in Stall. Jack Stock what a common name for such an uncommon l� oy! Yet he's all that his name implies—a frank, sincere, l ig-heartc l lx v, always ready to go the limit to help his friends, no matter what the task may be. “Jack is the artist-musician-dancer par excellence of our class. Most of the drawings in this publication are the work of his clever pen and many have been his contributions to the success of shines, plays, banquets and events of every conceivable nature during his four years in college. As a musician, his efforts are not confined to classic productions alone (although some of the world’s Inrst are included in his repertoire), for he excels as a jazz artist and can virtually make a piano talk. A Philadelphian by birth and choice. Jack is a product of Northeast High. He came to us in the |M st-S. A. T. days and soon won his way into the hearts of all his classmates. We often wondered why one who lived all his life in Philadelphia could still hud charm in spending so many week-ends there. But during his Senior year Jack's trips to the City of Brotherly l.ove showed a marked decrease and now we are wondering whether he is saving up in order to spend his future winters in Florida, for we feel sure that the climate there is well suited to his teni| cramental nature and sunny dis|K sition, as well as certain other factors. Our best wishes go with him. And now, Jack, although your career seems at present to Ik- divided I etween two great arts, we sincerely hope that when you do attain the reputation of a Flagg or the fame of a Paderewski, you will never forget us—your friends anti classmates back at I'rsinus. “He is indeed the glass Wherein the noble youth did dress themselves.” J rY- if 22 gU o KDWI.X THOMAS I NDKKCUI KLKR ••Shirt HomiNVIl.I.F., I Fnglish-llistorical; S« hatT (3), Anniversary Plav (3), Board of Trustin' i4); Intercollegiate Oratorical Contest (3): Intercollegiate Debating Team (3); President, Interscholastic Debating League (3, 4 ; Press Bureau (4i; Scrub Football (4 ; Scrub Basel all 3 ; Junior Play; Ki iiv Staff. (Gent le reader, here is a man of many talents. To tell in brief of his numerous exploits and adventures would alone require a I took as large as this. L’ndcrcurtler joined the class of 1922 in the fall of 1920. In his brief stay of two years he has acquired a superabundance of nicknames, for he is variously known by his classmates as “Kddie, Toby anil Shirt. Of these three, he prefers the latter, lie is a native of the little village of lloppenville, situated somewhere along the Perkiomen. Ilis educational advantages previous to entering Irshats were greater than those of most of us. Graduating lirst from the Red Hill High School, then from West Chester Normal School, he continued his studies at Delaware College and the I Diversity of Pennsylvania. For several years he was principal and instructor of the Schwenksvillc High School. A few Saturday courses and attendance at several Summer Ses- .. SIS sions here finally led him to cast his lot with the crimson and steel. Alxtve all, Shirt is a business man. So successful did he ply his wares as a canoe merchant that last year he was unanimously chosen assistant business manager of this year liook and his room has since been a warehouse for | eanuts, candies and other delicacies. I le has also made a name for himself as an actor, orator and debater. On the stage he figured in the two major dramatic productions of last year viz., If I Were King” anti “I’nder Cover. He also (xirticipatcd in the Intercollegiate Oratorical Contest and was a memlxT of the debating team that last year defeated Juniata. “Shirt expects to re-enter the teaching ranks after graduation, but we who are familiar with his keen business powers Indieve that he will eventually liecome the proprietor of some Perkiomen resort hotel, in which event we ask him not to forget to put us on his mailing list for annual circulars. Co IVesI, young man, go West!” [ L e KLLKN HART WAI.KKR “Ellen” Nokkistown, Pa. Chemical-Biological; SchafT 1 . Secretary (2). Anniversary A . Third Prize, SchafT Essay Contest lit; Class Secretary (2). The most natural thing to say about Ellen is that Good goods come in small packages, and we say it most sincerely. But Ellen says, So docs jxhson. Well, | oison generally means the end of everything. so this |uotation is likewise quite as applicable to her; for she is last up in the morning, last to meals, last to know what’s going on at Crsinus and yes, we must say it last to wake up in psychology class. But. even so, we like her and are glad that she decider! to cast her lot with us. This happy young lady first smiled twenty-one years ago in Port Washington, and she liked the result of that attempt so well that she's licen smiling ever since. After attending the grade and high schools of Whit pain Township she graduated, with honors, from Norristown High in P 1X. Deeming I rsinus suitable for the continuation of her school work, she lx-came a welcome memlx-r of the class of P 22 the following fall. Ellen has distinguished herself during her college career, not only as an active memlx-r of the Y. W. C. A. and SchafT I iterary Sx icty, but also by her faithful and energetic work as a Chcm-Bi enthusiast. In addition, she has also gained distinction as a charter memlier of the girls' branch of the wld fellows.” Ellen is anxious to utilize her college education in some worth-while service and Indore long we ho| c to see her as a capable and successful school inarm in some nearby city high school. Although not a musician of note or an athlete of renown, Ellen is something far better -a g xxl sport and the lx-st matured little girl in the world with a big heart in her spirit to match the one in her name. To her the class of P 22 bequeaths a basketful of four-leaf clovers— one for every day in her remaining fourscore and ten, with a few extras thrown in for g xxl luck and unbounded happiness. “She conic's up smiling.” i CHARI.KS HKKRKRT WELLER “Herbie Pottstowx, I’a. Classical; SchafT I .Anniversary. 1,2, 3i;Y. M. ('. A. abinet 4 , Y M.-V. W. I’la (1); College Choir (2, 4i; Press Bureau l.D; Student ’oluntccr; Class Treasurer (.V). “Herbie” is a firm believer in the old adage that haste makes waste,” and, as a consequence, he surely is not wasteful so far as energy is concerned. Hut he does eventually get there somehow, even though he is usually on the tail end. Weller is another product of Pot 1st own. Following his high school days he s| ent some time at Temple, but living desirous of getting some real college life he decided to continue his studies under the lienign influence. If he ever had acquired the habit of studying he lost it entirely during his S. A. I ( days at Crsinus and hasn’t been able to recover it since. But he manages to crawl through his exams somehow, which is all that’s required of any college student. Mischief interest lies along religious lines; and, as pastor of the Kvansburg M. K. Church, it falls to his lot to spend his Sundays among his flock admonishing them to steer clear of the ways of the world, which we are told he can do to perfection. Having a peculiar fondness for chicken (liotli species)- in common with all ministers—he is frequently seen wending his way in a southerly direction. Yet ’twas not always thus, for we who have known him longest know him In-st and we have earlier recollections. During his college career “Herbie has gained some reputation as an actor, ap| earing SchafT Plays, as well as in the ncvcr-to-ln-forgotten “Miss Cherry Blossom of two years ago. In him, too, the Y. M. C A. finds a loyal sup|H rter and an efficient worker, while the Weekly staff also avails itself of his literary abilities. It is Weller’s aim to liecome a foreign missionary—a most noble and commendable ambition and In- has our sincere l est wishes for success in whatever clime he may chose to serve. We know he will add honor to that great body of alumni upon whom the sun never sets. 'I, thus neglecting worldly ends, am dedicated To closeness, and the Ilettering of my mind.” in several j-r - L « HARRY ( LAYTON WILDASIN •Harry I.ITTLESTOWN, l A. Classical: Xwinglian il); President, Brotherhood of Saint Paul (4i. This quiet, good-looking, unassuming lad first heard tin- crowing of the cock in Adams County. They toll us that as a tiny kid In- toted to school a bag of U oks almost as large as ho was, showing from the first that ho was destined to Ik.- a man of literary parts. After graduating from l.ittlestown High School, Harry followed in the footsteps of his older brother and wended his wav to Collegeville. But his stay was a short one, for after a few months in college he was called home and was unable to coni intte his studies for two years. I lowever, after taking some summer school work he returned to ITsinus in the fall of 1920 and helped to swell the ranks of 1922. Scholastically he has won his star in Latin and Creek, though he stands in the upper ten | er cent. in all subjects; athletically he has never lieen the rah, rah tvpc of college boy, though In- is a never-failing booster for the teams; socially—he never belonged to the genus leo, though we never heard of him holding the opposite sex in titter disdain; seriously he is always a mighty good chap with whom to associate, and what more could one ask of him? Harry plans to follow the teaching profession after he has graduated from college and we can see success awaiting him in this field, for he seems to have all the attributes of a successful pedagogue. Or it may Ik- that in years to come, when the Memorial Library is a trifle more mature than it now is, this son of I'rsinus will Ik- called bade to Alma Mater to assist in handing out the dogeared volumes to those studiously inclined, and to act in a monitorial capacity to those enamored couples who seem to find a |x-culiar attraction in the remote corners of library alcoves. Whatever Fortune has in store for you, Harry, we drink to your health and happiness most heartily. 4 A 7 Silence is consent ■ ABKAM RANDAL ZI-.NDT Sam” Soi'DHKTON, I 11istorical-Political, Secretary (4); Zwinglian :li. Treasurer t.h; Press Bureau l. I); Y M. ’. A. ('al)inel . 4); Business Manager. Handbook (.?), Kditor (41; Student Volunteer. Leader (4?. Class President (1): Rt in Staff. During that period in Sopteinl er. 1' 1S, when I'rsinus had donned war togs and was preparing to til her sons for an active part in the world con-' llict there came together at the eastern extremity of the campus a colony of students, who, for one reason or another, were not included among the wearers of the olive drab. A loud and vociferous bunch they were and Sprankleites they termed themselves, after the name of the structure whose stability their midnight rampages threatened. Foremost among these Freshmen spirits was Abram Randal Zendt, the hero of tlu . article. Born anil bred among the clothing industry of his fathers, Sam” was util-suited for everything. Chemistry was his forte at first, but when he received his breakage bill at the end of the second year he decided that his dexterity with egg shell receptacles and acids that would not In-have decorously was not sufficient to warrant his continued application to the subject. Being of a doctrinal and argumentative nature the II.-P. group presented a distinct appeal to Sam, and the third year found him an enthusiastic supporter of the best group (?) in the college. As a Junior he evinced an unusual interest in psychology because, as lie puts it, of its value in introspective and social observation.” Loud and long were the discussions introduced by Sam” in social psychology and dramatically climaxed by the no less interested Zit Rutter. To meet and know Zendt is to be his friend. His pleasing personality finds agreeable expression in the direct, gentlemanly frankness of his conversation. No phase of Christian work on the campus has a more loyal or devoted supporter than lie. Blessed with the ability to do things he also | ossesses the happy faculty of knowing how to put his talents to the best use and benefit of others. We all know the loftiness and steadiness of his ideals and so fully appreciate his ability and force of character that his success in the great college that lies ahead—the World—will not prove unusual or surprising to us. lie looks the part of a philosopher And to hear him rave you'd swear he were. A 4 j RUBY-! | ] Former Classmates Harry K. Bacon. Philadelphia Lottie F. Bowden. Oaks Georoe K. Brown. Sanatoga Brooks K. Clark. Saxton Russell l . Custer. Cedars M ahi.on . Detwii.er. Lower Providence Solomon L. Hoke. Spring Grove Cvrii. C. Hi i.i i rk ii. Bath C. Wallace Mai Fari.an. Oaks Xkvin I). Miller. Phoenixvillc Chester V. Moore. West Grove Harry Mountain. Conshohocken Mary B. Peterman, Koyersford I'lmer C. Korn. Pennsburg Jacob W. Sechler. Philadelphia John C. Traugh. Pittsburgh B. Allen Tyler, Koyersford Percy L. Widenmyer. Philadelphia Pai l J. Yost, Wvomissing A A I - - T F:UTHd8 -j: 11 ; HT - I ■ : HT - IS -3L. AW - iMebbie, Of ua r A. S irt icK - wo.'r d. s T u. Ac iTs C louvre JHecvdl S O-U Wfn O W V-u.c h ,S U«Ucv) CLA SS MOTTO “SUCCESSES LAHORE ET INTEGRITATE FLOWER COLORS Tea Rose Maroon and Gold OFFICERS President.................................ARTHUR Lee.MING Vice-President...............Lillian M. Isenberg Secretary.....................Reha K. Muschi.itz Treasurer.................J. Stanley Reifsneider Poet.............................W. Harry Snyder II istoria n....................Mary E. ('« ross u POEM Gathered on the sands of destiny Were the class of ’23. Waiting for their ship Irsinus To take them safely 'cross the sea. in the middle of September Came the stately ship along. Proud of having landed yonder A well-educated throng. Good examples of her training. Models of the finest type, Such that we would fain to pattern. Perfect were they in our sight. The way was rugged at the outset: Obstacles on every hand Seemed to shatter all our hopes Of ever reaching this new land. Put through grit we were victorious. Conquerors over trials sore, Now we've covered half our distance And we've scarcely two leagues more. When our journey is completed. Then we all shall realize That without our dear I rsinus Very dull would be our lives. We are anxious for that highest Of all achievements planned by Him For each of us—that is, a life of service, The hearts of all mankind to win. A T TPT: ITT JU A Junior Class History OK) “PKRHAPS it will some day please you to rememlier also these things”— How that, in the autumn of the year one thousand nine hundred and nineteen, there came to Irsinus a large, verdant, yet promising band of Freshmen. to be thereafter known as the class of 192.?. W ho joyously, in the (lush of ardent youth, defeated the sophisticated Sophs in the tug-of-war. How they celebrated, in the Hotel Walton, that great college affair the Freshman banquet and were thenceforward no longer mere individuals but a (’lass, united. That, through the work and play, defeats and victories of the Freshman year, the class stood together, in loyalty of heart, to old Irsinus and to 192.?. How that, as Frosh and Sophs, they royally entertained their sister class of 1921 amid scenes of beauty in a transformed Field ('age. Of their athletic struggles with new rivals! The tug-of-war again won by 192.?: the football game a scoreless tie: the hard-fought basketball and baseball contests, won at last by 1924. And mingled with these may there be memories, too. of varsity berths, not only in athletics, but in all phases of I rsinus life, worthily filled by members of the class of 192.?. 'Tis true the banners of maroon and gold float proudly, but. yet. they humbly yield to the standards of the red. old gold and black; for the fondest hope of 192.? and the loftiest ambition of all her members is to be of some great service to Alma Mater in the years to come when accomplishments may be seasoned by pleasant recollections. A 7 zz iF X Junior Class Roll 01? Helen Alberta Aciienbach....................................... Allentown .I n honest tale speeds best, being plainly told. Siegfried Cyriacus Baden..........................................Collegeville ' Stately and tall lie moves through the hall. William Robert Baker............................... .....................Stowe My fancy of Himes soars to dizzy heights. Walter King Beattie...................................... .......Wyndmoor “.-1 workman that needeth not to he ashamed. Michael Coover Billett..................................... . .Schwenksville “Xothing becomes him ill that he would well. Erma Rebekah Boyd............................................... Philadelphia A soft answer turneth away wrath. Helen Mae Boyer....................................................Aquashicola I had rather have a fool to make me merry than experience to make me sad. John Earl Dobbs............................................. ..New Bloomfield Where the river is deepest it makes least noise. Dobbs Frederick Eiilman......... ................................. Ickeshiirg Quick at meat, quick at work. David Stanley Erb, Jr................................................Boyertown A good name is rather to be chosen than great riches. Edwin Xbfk Faye, Jr............................ ............. .Philadelphia A man that hath friends must show himself friendly Florence Elizabeth Fegely...............................................Trappe Why don't the men propose, mama? Why don't the men propose? Ethel Adeline Fox............................................... Parkerford She never with important air. In conversation overbears. - TRUTH-IS-MIGHT Arthur Frrtz.......................................................Reading Caruso became famous, why can't If Margaret Emma Frutchey..............................................Bangor Slow and easy—that's my game. Mary Kathryn Groff............................................. Royersford We know her merry giggle, for she’s a jolly lass. Mary Elizabeth Gross...............................................Malvern Words can't express my feelings. Ruth Hespenheide.................................................... .York Patience is a flower that grows not in every one's garden. Anna Frances Hoover.................................................Eureka My friends have come to me unsought. Edgar Karl Houck...................................................Reading Behold! a he vamp Herbert Richard I Iowki.ls.....................................Cheltenham 117 0 talks much must talk in vain. Linda Grace Hover................................................. Mohnton She's blest with temper, whose unclouded ray Can make tomorrow cheerful as today. Esther Irene Hughes.............................................Slatington Next year I'm going to study. Joseph Harley Hunter...........................................Spring City Thy everlasting yawns confess The penalties of idleness.” Lillian Marie Isenbf.rg.......................................Philadelphia The Creeks had nothing on me. Robert James Johnston.......................................... Torresdale Let there be light. Irene Rebecca Jones.............................................Slatington Lest Alt' acquaintance be forgot! Mary Agnes Kirkpatrick........................................Conshohockcn Then she will talk; Ye gods, how she will talk! Daniel Bickkl Kuli ................................................Pottstown On with the dunce: let joy be unconfined. Versa Hintz Kurtz................................................... Joanna “.I whistling Johnny! Claire Frances Lavei.lk.........................................Phoenixvillc “She cun shin the cut und climb u tree ns well us uny boy. Claire Palsgrove I .awrench......................................Minersvillc “ Your pep! your pep! you've got it. now keep it. doggone it. don't lose it —your pep! Arthur Leeming.....................................................Wyndinoor “ Ee-ti-fo-f urn. smell the blood of on Englishman. 1 )anikl Ludwig...................................................Ironbridge You can't judge a horse by the harness. C aroline Barton McBlain................................................York “Still waters run deep. F.ari.e Koi.h Miller..........................................Trenton, N. J. “Persistency will curry you anywhere, if you use enough of it. t Sara Stiteler Mostei.i.er .....................................West Chester Speak me fair and think what you will. Howard Homer Mowcombf.r.............................................Flkland “Nothing ventured, nothing gained. Reha Flmira Muschlitz........................................... Slatington “Still tied to mother's apron strings. Aii.een Louise Neff..............................................Slatington “When I was a child I spake as a child. Irvin Kli.is Nf.uroth..........................................Chambersburg “A looter who tooted the flute. Joseph Stanley Reifsneider ......................................Pottstown “.'1 mere shrimp. Margaret Lillian Richards.......................................Royersford “Peg o’ my heart. Frederick Xf.lsen Schlf.gei........................................Tamaqua “Cassius, thou hast a lean and hungry look. |URSINUS 19 22 it 1 TTV CLASS MOTTO Rien n’est impossible FLOWER COLORS Black-eyed Susan Black and Gof.d OF FI CTRS President........................ J. Leslie Wikopf Vice-President.....................KklC A. CoKKUILL Secretary..........................Sarah L. Hinkle Treasurer.............................C. Karl Linck Attorney........................Cyril ( Helffricii Poet............................Edna F. Detweiler Historian............. ............Paul G. Hassler POEM A September morn dawned brightly And being away for a while. Behold! we were here at I rsinus Back for the second mile. Vacation had flown so quickly. With all its song and lay. Yet we welcomed the call of our college To the scenes of yesterday. As we found the things we loved most On this Perkiomen shore. We noticed the second mile post There were only two miles more. It is ours to fling out the banner Of our college, far and wide. So let us be up and doing Lest we slide back with the tide. We 11111st ever keep on striving, With hearts both staunch and true; For surely “Rien n’est impossible If our courage be ever new. And when we complete this journey. When the time draws near to leave, When for four short years of learning Our diplomas we receive Then, with a great high purpose. As the years roll o’er and o’er. We’ll honor with lives of service I rsinus and twenty-four. i r - T RUTH-IS -MIG JtT Sophomore Class History OK A RKYIYAL IK th of learning and athletics took place at I rsinus when the class of 1 ‘ 24 entered her doors, ('riming some sixty strong, we almost overwhelmed the college with our numbers and in the tug-of-war came near as a hair to overwhelming the mighty Sophs with our strength. In the succeeding contests, however, we came back strong and emblazoned the name of 1924 in bright gold letters on our athletic banner. Our get-together meeting at the Hotel Lorraine in Philadelphia on the evening of November S. 1920. proved beneficial to all of us. for there, not only were the bonds of friendship already existing among us tightened, but we were able t � form new and closer associations as well. Nor did we hesitate to share our friendliness with our sister classmates, who had guided us so well, and shortly after the Raster recess staged a shine in the Field Cage for their benefit. On this occasion the bare walls of that barn-like structure were so deftly camouflaged with black and gold trimmings that it looked like a veritable fairy garden. As we have developed in sports, so we have likewise grown in intellect. In dramatics, in debating and in oratory. 1924 has made notable progress and last ear contributed one man to the intercollegiate debating team. As to our aggregate mentality and intellectuality we must refer you to Professor Mertz, who has these records in his keeping and whose judgment we would never question. On our return in September of this year as Sophomores, we found our ranks slightly depleted, due to various causes, but soon discovered that we had lost none of our former pep and vitality. Although forced to submit to the superiority of the Freshmen in the tug-of-war, we consoled ourselves with the thought that several of our strongest men were debarred from the contest on account of injuries. We arc now looking forward with more than ordinary expectancy to the remaining contests, in which we hope to duplicate yea, even surpass -our last year’s record. So we pursue our course, attempting every task that confronts us without any fear as to the outcome, for—since nothing is impossible —we know we shall succeed in the end. if we strive earnestly and diligently. And. if. in the remaining years, we are able to realize our desire to raise the name of good, old rrsinus a little higher and spread its influence a little wider we shall consider that our efforts have not been wholly fruitless, and that our labors have not been in vain. Sophomore Class Roll r ; Benjamin Franklin Arnold..............................................York “ have learned, in whatsoever state I am, therewith to be content. Warren Flack Bietsch........................................Chamberslnir}' Zealous, yet modest.' Malvern Crisp Buchanan Norwood 7vas the emperor of the world in my own mind. MBADE CaufFIEI...................................................Johnstown He was bent on making a fool of himself, and he was in no way disappointed. Fric Alfred Corkhili.................................................Devon '.l bear among the women. Allen Eugene Deai............................................. White Haven Here's to the pilot that weathered the storm. Ruth Pauline Deibert...............................................Gilbert Sweet as a rose. Edna Frances I)f;t veiler ........................................( bailout She works and toils all the day. Richard Feiser Deitz..................................................York “A man is ne'er so happy as when talking of himself. Edith Rebecca Fetters.........................................West Cluster “A tall and stately lass is she. With a heart chock full of jollity. Sylvan Maxwell Flitter .Philadelphia He's a jazz baby. Mary Deishkr Good.................................................... York As a Freshman, fresh; as a Sophomore heavens! Henry Costill Gotshalk.........................................Trenton, N. J. 0 Sleep, thou art a blessed thing. 19 22 4 4 Btrruss Wycliffe (• k iff in'..................................Chamhcrsburg “I fain would be as hard as nails, bid fear I've not attained the mark.” Helen Elizabeth Groninger ...........................................Temple My mind is always filled with Max ims.” Dorothea Louise Haelic...................................Bound Brook, N. J. “Little lower than the angels Pai l Garman Hassle k......................................... Chambersburg And I have often heard defended— Little said is soonest mended.” Raymond Maurice Hedrick........................................Phocnixvillc Lax in his gaiters; laxcr in his gait.” Hester Mildred Heilman.................................................York “ You'd swear she were a turtle, for she always keeps r,within her shell. Cyril Cecil Helffricii.................................................Bath ”A man whose words are few and whose deeds are fewer still.” Carl Milton High....................................................Reading The march of the human mind is slow.” Sarah Loraii Hinkle.................................................Reading E'en though vanquished, she can argue still” Margaret Mocker..................................................Germantown Beauty draws more than oxen.” Helen Frances Isenberg.........................................Philadelphia Joy rises in me like a summer morn.” Henry Solomon Kauffman.................................................York A man who's lived and loved.” Russell Christian Kengle.........................................McKeesport Eor if he will, you may depend on't; And if he won't, he won't, so there's an end on’t.” Mary Naomi Kisti.f.r .............................................Pcnnsburg Iler face, oh! call it fair, not pale.” Blanche Josephine Kratz........................................Collegeville Virtue is akin to happiness.” . I 19 Forrest Lester Lenker Good morning, my dear madam. Charles Karl Linck .............................. So much can one man do That docs both act and know. Kenneth Heffner Long.................... Thy soul was like a star and dwelt apart. John Clemens Markley................................ We meet thee like a pleasant thought. Eugene Bachman Michael.............................. “ was horn an American; I live an American; I shall die an American. Eli ahethvilL . Berwyn ........Red Lion ...... Zieglerville .Philadelphia Charles Herbert Miller....................................Collegeville lie was the mildest mannered man. William Kindig Miller.......................................Silverdale “A I tree that took an early root and had an early doom. Willard M a (icon Miller.......................................Gilbert The prudent man looketh well upon his going. Margaret Murray Mills.............................. . II add on field, N. J. “Busyhodies. speaking things which they ought not. Miriam Buckwaltbr Mover...................................... Ornament of a meek and quiet spirit. Elizabeth Weiki l Polen .-1 still, smalt voice William Daniel Reimbrt................................ My mind to me an empire is. .......I rappe .Royersford Allentown Robert Paul Kensch............................. ... Chambersburg Xosc, nose, nose, nose And who gave thee that ripe red nose I” Alvin Snveisford Richards..........................................Zieglerville Men of few words often make the best of men. Willard Sell Roseniierger ..Philadelphia Why should a man. whose blood is warm within. Sit like his grand sire cut in alabaster S' TRUTH'IS'MIi ■ FLOWER A Mi: rican Bi-iaity Rose Z2 4 CLASS MOTTO Not on tiii; heights. m i ci imhino'' COLORS Maroon and White OFFICERS Errs id nit. V ir coresident Secretary. 'Treasurer Tact Historian Sherman A. Eoek ___ Eli.a M. I )ei;tz Emma S. Koedek Edwin I.. Wilson . ..Ethel B. Pa tie Helen E. Wac.ner TO EM We, the class of twenty-five, have left Behind us the lesser, hut yet dear days ()f our high school life. They, perhaps, are not as important as Our college days, but still their memories Will ever linger with us and help us over places Stormy and difficult. We do not expect all to be smooth sailing Kor we aim at the higher things, the Things worth while. So, with Not on the heights, hut climbing Before us as a gleam, which leads us on We will he as one. I 'nder the banner of the Maroon and White We begin our quest. to follow, follow The gleam. Even as the magician followed it in those far-awa Days, as it ever appeared and again disappeared. Just over the hill. The Maroon for the glory we shall try to give, The White for what we shall try to he Kor Krsinus. We shall ever he true to her ideals. The things for which she stands, and will he Koval to her our Alma Mater. - ■ ■ —r p | Z2 Freshman Class History ov V K sunny clay in Iasi September found a lusty crew of school “mates,” gathered from harlxirs from ('ape C od to Savannah, eagerly awaiting the command to board the t'rsinian bark 1925. From the mast were flown the “maroon and white”: on the stern was emblazoned our motto. Thus the class of 1925 began its voyage the voyage over the vast span of its college career, with that highly prized, but far-distant, goal graduation ever in view. Weren’t we a verdant band, though? Kven the omnipotent Sophomores admitted that those wide green bands and big green buttons were most becoming to the fairer members of our class. As to our fellows, with their tight-fitting red caps and flowing lies, small wonder that Irsinus should be mistaken for an Art School! A decided victory in the tug-of-war crowned our first attempt in class activities, and great was the rejoicing of our valiant crew in spite of the crestfallen faces of 1921. Our debut into I rsinus society was made the night of the Y. M.-Y. W. reception and ever since that time we have graced the social life of I rsinus in overwhelming numbers. But undoubtedly the greatest social event of the year was the Freshman banquet, held in grand style in one of the largest hotels of which the city of Philadelphia can boast. This big shine” was held in November. and for further information concerning it we refer you to the members of the class. Our future at I rsinus must speak for itself. We know that we can count on big things from our members along dramatic, literary and musical lines, to say nothing of the goodly number of athletes that we will contribute to the Varsity and minor teams. It is our earnest hope that we may ever seek to reflect the glory of ITsinus in whatever we do. always remembering our motto: “ Sot on the heights, but climbing. 19 rvi 4= 4 Freshman Class Roll Milton Agi.ky ..Atlantic (’itv, N. J He only is well made who is determined. William Hunsbergek Allem .... Souderton “Bluff is a bubble which any fly in ° fact may prick. A|.I( i Kmii.n Berger Schuylkill Haven Most flowers are lovely reen tureen ones. John Hoover Risking. ........ ... Royersford Ah.' happy years! once more who would not he a hoy Rei A Kl.lZABETH Bl.Elsl'EIN “.-1 tall cedar of I.chan on. Nettie Row man Rover She is as «ood as she is fair. ( i.arente Ambrose Bright lie is small, hut. oh my! You should hear him chatter. ..Lebanon Slatington Bernville Carl Peter Beocco................................................. Reading dive neither counsel nor sail until you're asked for it. Ki.la Mae Hertz.............................................. Philadelphia Who chooseth me shall get as much as he deserves. Mary Walk Drissei................................................ Lansdale That inward eye. Which is the bliss of solitude. Sherman Alfred Kger. Reading One morning awoke and found myself famous Li.iz a BETH I mstead Kyans...................................... .Lebanon To kmrw her was to love her. I kancis Carpenter Ryans...........................................Lebanon I know too much to he a Freshman. Mi 19 22 4= r Marik Elizabeth Fcter . . .York “Queenlike her bearing; kinglike her dictation'' Claude Miller Gerhart Pcnnsburg “Speak little and well, if you wish to be considered as possessing merit. Jeanne Gifford Gilbert . Haddonfield, . I. “A brown elf here, there, gone! Shkr'man Fui.mf.k Gilpin.. Philadelphia “A man born with red hair will have red hair till he dyes.” Nathalie Klizaiikth Gretton .Trenton, X. J. “Oh. those eyes of baby blue! And that head of bobbed hair, whew!” William Klmkr Hknnino ............ ..Kunkletown Not much in a crowd, but 'when you get him alone -!!” Marian May Hkrshhkrokr Lebanon “Who chooseth me must give or hazard all he hath.” Marik Kva Hinterlkitkr .. I.ansdale 117 ; a smile that is childlike and bland. Mildred Irene Hollenbacii Allentown “Alack, there lies more peril in thine eye. Than in twenty brave men s swords.” Mary Ki.izabktii Holloway ...................................... Philadelphia “The king himself has followed her, When she has walked before. Charles Hunmcker .Norristown A scar nobly gotten is a good livery of honor.” Hklkn Mary Johnson . ..Maueh Chunk “Hair like autumn leaves. And a smile of sunshine.” Francks Jones................................................. ..Macon, Ga. “Our Georgia peach. Vasii.eos G. Kartsakledys..........................................Harrisburg “My studies first, last and all the time. • T RUTH -’IS -MIGHT EIGHTTS'LAW 19 22 Pearl Ci a ikk Kimks ... .Spring City This■ one is still in her shell. Ruth Moskk Kistlek Allentown “Mary had a little land). l.v -plump as lambs do grow Charles Robert Kloit. ...... .... .Sanatoga Pa, gimme your pipe I wanna be tough. Mary Helen Knauek ........ ...............St. Peters She hath a wonderful lineage. Mary Lucii.k Knipk .................................................. Limerick “A maidol fa ir a nd fa ncy frce. Who modestly conceals her talents. l .i m i u Ci air Kohr York The best throw upon the dice is to throw them away. Mildred Kulp ..................................................... Telford How great a matter a little fire kindlelh. Makoarrt Oi.ive Kim ........................................... .I.ehighton The fair, the chaste and unexpressive. she. Harry Gkarixo Leamon.............................................. Grecnsburg One such in one house is enough for all conscience. Ruth L Liz a bet h Lenker .......................................... Harrisburg. “ Women and music should never be dated. ('liefori) Andrew Loxc; . . .Reading Sweet sixteen and never kissed. Leroy Franklin Let . . Zelienople I am the very pink of courtesy. Reward Abraham Mann Norristown Never study today what you can put off till tomorrow. C.eoroe Martin Miller. Jr...........................................Philadelphia My mind to me an empire is. Heistand Miller ... Parkcrford ‘‘. I foster-child of Silence and stoic Time. Sai.i.ie Helle Mosser ...............................................Shillington She speaks words of truth ami soberness. T RU TH-I3-MIG HT - F. IG HT -1S -L AW f .'V i9 Z2 Ai.i.en Dorsey Moyer Robesonia am never less nl leisure than when at leisure. John Hoffman Mckrav................................................ Philadelphia “better late than never, but heller never late. Kith Miriam Xicjcel ... Souderton “Who chooseth me shall gain what many men desire. Ralston C.oi siiam Oheriioltzkr “A little nonsense now and then Is relished by the best of men. liovert own Ivhii i Bi.anthf Pauff. Nesquehoning ’HV meet thee like a pleasant thought. |OIIN C. ). PlSC A IOR Philadelphia “Skillful alike with tongue and pen. Walter Stott Robinson Poweli................................ lloway. N J “I'hev do well who do their duty. . 1'raelcN die Joseph John Rite, Jr......... “Life is a jest and all things show it: thought so once and now 1 know it Km.ma Salome Kokdkr .Past C.reenville “She has the manners of a monareh and a story in her name. Frei Vincent Boeder “Little heard and less known. Beatrice Kmma Shafer ................... “A youthful Jessica of justly mien. Anna Romaine Shoemaker “Aone hut the brave deserve the fair. ( vim.rim Marie Shi i i ‘‘.1 jovial smile; a sympathetic tear . F.ast Cireenville . Lehighton Parkesburg Maueh ('hunk Alvin Prank Sieher McKeesport “A learned men hath riches in himself. Thelma I.enore Snape.............................................Camden. N. J. “A nice hunch of jollity and friendliness. - TRUTH-IS-WIGHT - RIQHT-IS-L AW ' ' SUMMER SCHOOL r V o Vn W e S L c ) U Doc. Tower et 7 S V I n rnn . CLASSICAL President Vice-President Secretary Treasurer. Group Adviser Dr. V. V. Baden OFFICERS .Franklin I. Siikeder, Jr..’22 . ..Dobbs F. Khi.man, ‘2.? Kdna F. Detweiler. 24 ...........Howard F. Siieely, ’2.? ¥ r I 4 MEM HERS Walter K. Beattie, '23 Michael C. Billett. '23 John H. Bisbing, ’25 James W. Bright, ’22 Kdna F. Detweiler, '24 J. Karl Dobbs, 23 Dobbs F. Khi.man, ’2. Kdwin N. Faye, ’23 Arthur Fret ., '23 I.OY C . CiOBRECHT, '22 Norman S. Greenawai.t, 'll Burress W. (iRlEKIN', '24 Paul Hassler, '24 Robert J. Johnston, '23 Vasileos C,. Kartsaki.edys, '25 M. Naomi Kistler. '24 Lester C. Kohr, '25 Arthur Leeming, '23 Clifford A. Long, '25 George M. Miller, Jr., '25 Irvin K. Neuroth, '23 Walter S. R. Powell, '25 F. Nei.sen Schi.egel, '23 William R. Shaffer, '23 Howard K. Siieely. '23 Franklin I. Sheeder, Jr.. '22 William K. Stuby. '25 C. Herbert Weller, 'll Harry C. Wildasin, '22 S. Barnitz Williams, '25 jL •tKvr 1- jjj acl Croup Adviser I)k. Homer Smith President I ’ice-President Secretory. Treasurer OP PI CP PS ......Robert L. Karlky, '22 .1.11 I l M ISENBERG, ’23 .R. I’u i.IM-; I)kiiiert, ’24 .. V. Harry Snyi er. '23 MEMBERS Helen A Aciiknhacii, '23 Wll.LIAM II Ai.i.em, '25 Frieda S. Ami. 'll Cordelia B. Bechtel, 'll Alice E. Berger, '25 Reda E. Bleistein, '25 Margaret i Bookman,’22 Nettie B. Boyer, '25 Carl P. Bkocco, '25 R. Pacline Deibkrt. '24 Elizabeth I'. Evans, '25 Robert L. Earley. '22 Ei.orknck E. I'Ki.i i.y, '23 Margaret E. Erctciiey, '23 Mary I), (loon, '24 M. Kathryn Groff, '23 Mary E. Cross, '23 Hester M. Heilman, 24 Angbi.ike Y. Henricks, ’22 Mary J. Hershberger, 'll Margaret Mocker. ‘24 A. Frances Hoover, ’23 Herbert R. Howells, ’23 I.inda G. Hover, ’23 Esther I. IIcghes, ’23 Helen F. Isenberg, ’24 1.11.1.1 N M. Isenberg, '23 Irene R. Jones, '23 Myrtle V Keim, '22 Pearl ('. Kimes, '25 Rctii M. Kistler, '25 M. Helen Knackr. '25 Blanche J. Kratz, '24 Verna II. K rtz, '23 Beatrice A. Latshaw, 'll Gladys B. Light, '22 C arolyn B. McBlain. '15 Sara S. Mosieli.br. '23 Miriam B. Moyer, '24 Keba E. Mcsciii.it , '23 Aii.een I.. Neff, '23 Rctii M. Nickel, '25 Ethel B. Pauff. '25 Helen M. Reimer, '22 Margaret L. Richards, '23 Beatrice E. Shafer, '25 A. Romaini; Shoemaker, '25 Beatrk e ('. Shreve. '24 Marian E. Si.ottkkkr, '22 Tiiei.ma L. Snape, '25 V. Harry Snyder. '23 Rctii M. Sctcliffk, '25 (.race Y. Troct, '24 Anna A. Tyler, '24 Edwardine E. Tyson, 24 Edwin T. IIndf.rccffler, 'll Helen E. Wagner, '25 Janice J. Weigley, '25 Vivian II. Wismer, '25 Mmmi Group Adviser I)k. Kzha Allen President Vice-President Secretary Treasurer OPTIC TPS ..Frederick I . I'm ruiKY. 22 .Ritii M. Hbbs.-m kkr. 'll ..Molly Vink, ’24 Daniel B. Kelp. 2.? MEMBERS Doris K. Ai.i.bn. ’22 Harry A. Altendhrfhr, Jr.. '22 Benjamin F. Arnold, '24 Warren F. Bietsch, 24 Erma R. Boyd, ’23 Ei.wood C. ('ornth;, '22 Siierman A. Kger, ’25 Frederick P. Fri n iiey, '22 Marie E. Fiter, ’25 Sherman F. Gilpin, ’25 Allen Glass, ’22 Nathalie K. Gretton, ’25 Ruth M. Hehsacker, '22 William E. Henning, ’25 R III III SPENHEIDE, ’23 Carl M. High, ’24 Mildred I. IIollenbacii, ’25 E. Karl Houck, ’23 Frances Jones, ’25 SrsANNK II. Kelley. ’22 Russell C. Kengi.e, ’24 Daniel B. Kui.p, ’23 Claire I'. I avei i.e, '23 Ci.aire I . Lawrence, '23 C. Earl Linck, ’24 Lloyd G. Little, '22 Ira F. Y Kenneth H. Lonc.. '24 Daniel Ludwig, ’24 Leroy F. Lutz, '25 John C. Markley, ’24 Earle K. Miller, ’23 Willard M. Miller, '24 Howard II. Mowcomiier, ’23 Allen I). Moyer, '25 Ernest R. Peterman, '22 John C. (). Piscator, ’25 J. Stanley Reiesneider, '23 koiii Ri F. Renscii, '24 Joseph J. Rice, Jr., ’25 Alvin S. Richards, ’24 J. Franklin Sellers, '24 Jasper L. Swineiiart, '25 Theodore II. Tarheel, ’25 J. Wesi.ey Tomlinson, '23 George E. Truitt, '25 Wesley R. Cpdikb, '23 Molly Vine, '24 Ellen II. Walker, '22 |. Leslie Wikofk, '24 Edwin L. Wilson, '25 Maurice Wolf, ’25 Mii.i.icent Z. Xander, '23 . ’25 Ac iW VjMWL ftThRUBY f 1 r A JMflTHCflflTICflL ? Group Adviser Dk. John V. Clawson OFF! ( 7IRS President.......................M. Lorisii HiNKl.lv, '22 Vice-President.............Margaret A. McCavery, '22 Secretary...........................Helen M. BOYER, 2.? Treasurer.......................John F. W. Stock. '22 Milt.ix Agley, ’25 Ci. Theodore Arms, Jr.. '22 Siegfried C. Baden, '2.? Helen M. Boyer. '2.? Clarence A. Bright, ’25 Mary V. Drissel, ’25 Fi itii R. Fetters, ’24 ’ thel A. Fox, ’2.? Clau e M. Gerhart. '25 Henry C. Gotshai.k, ’24 M. Louise Hinkle, ’22 Sarah L. Hinkle, '24 John MEMBERS M. Flizabeth Holloway, '25 Helen M. Johnson. '25 Henry S. Kauffman. ’24 Mary A. Kirkpatrick, '2.? M. Lucii.e Knipe, ’25 Margaret 0. Kuntz, '25 Forrest L. Lenker. ’24 Margaret A. McCavery, '22 Fred V. Boeder, ’25 Mabel S. Rothf.rmel, ’24 J. Harold Seibert, ’24 Catharine M. Shupp, ’25 V. Stock, ’22 T RUTH -IS -M IG KT RIQ HT - IS -L AW - President . Vice-President Secretary. Treasurer. . . . OFF 1 CURS X A IIIANIEL S. I )|il' ll.l-.R, 'll J. Harley Hunter, ’25 .A. Randal Zendt. 'll ...........Richard F. Deitz. '24 W. Robert Baker. ’25 Malvern C. Buchanan. ’24 A. ('.win Canan. 'll Meade C. Cauffiel, '24 Kric A. Corkiiill, '24 Allen K. Deal, 24 Kvan I.. Deibler. 22 Richard F. I )eitz. '24 Nathaniel S. Detwii.er, 'll I AY ID S. Krb, '25 Franc is C. Kvans. 25 S. Maxwell Flitter, ’24 Raymond M. Hedric k, ’24 Cyril C. Helkfricii, ’24 Charles IIunsicker. ‘25 J. Harley Hunter, ’25 Charles R. Klopp. ’25 MEMBERS Harry G. Leamon, 25 Howard A. Mann. ’25 Kuc.ene B. Michael. ’24 Charles H. Miller, ’24 Heistand Miller, ’25 William 11. K. Miller. ’24 John II. Murray. ’25 John G. Newitt. ’22 C larence A. Paine, 'll Melvin 1'. Kahn, 'll William I). Reimert, ’24 Willard S. Rimabeki.kr, ’24 Carroll L. Rutter, 'll Fernly Y. Rutter. ’24 Alvin F. Sieber. ’25 Lewis K. Smith. ’25 A. Randal Zendt, ’22 - TRU (iron ) Adviser Prof. ('. I). Yost OFFICERS President ...........................Leon ( Saunders, '21 Vice-President......................Eugenia A. Berger '22 Secretary-Treasurer............H ELEN E. C, RON INGER, ' 24 MEM HERS Eugenia A. Berger. '22 Ei.la M. Deet . '25 Jeanne G. Gilbert. '25 Eleanor A. Greknover. '22 Helen E. Groningick. '24 Dorothea L. Haelig, '24 Marian M. Hershberger. ‘25 Marie E. Hinterleiter. '25 Mildred Kuli '25 Ruth I-'.. Lenki-.r. '25 Margaret M. Mills, 24 Mildred H. Mitman. ’22 Sallie B. Mosser. '25 Mae S. Mover. 22 Ralston Oberholtzer, '25 Elizabeth W. Polev, '24 Emma S. Boeder, 25 Leon ('. Saunders. '22 Ruth A. W'elden, '25 Margaret A. Yost, ’24 I Schaff Literary Society Organized 1874 Motto: “Prudens Futuri Chartered 1888 Colors: Him and C '.old OFFICERS President.................. Vice-President............. Record i ng Seer eta ry.... ('or res ponding Secretary. Chaplain................... Pianist.................... Editor No. I............... F.ditor No. 2............ Editor No. .?........... Critic..................... Janitors................... Nathaniel S. Detwii.er. 'll V. Nei.sen Schlegel, 'IS ('.RACE W. Trout, ’24 Sarah L. Hinkle, ’24 Lester C. Kohr. ’25 FlIZABETH V. 1 01.EV. '24 J. Stanley Reifsneider, ’23 Malvern G. Buchanan, ’24 Kric A. ('orkiiill, ’24 Susanne H. Kelley, ’22 ( I.OY ( GOBRECHT, 'll I Molly Vine, ’24 HOARD OF PR US FEES Franklin I. Siikeder. Jr.. President Susanne H. Kelley, Secretary Mary K. Gross F. Nei.sen Schlegel Kdwin T. I'ndercuffler Sophomore-Freshman Essay Contest awards First Prize (Ten Dollars in Gold). . . ..Kuoene B. Michael, '24 Subject: “Philadelphia Second Prize (Five Dollars in Gold)................Fditii R. Fetters, '24 Subject: “Passing of the American Indian Third Prize (Two Fifty in Gold).....................Sarah L. Hinkle, '24 Subject: “The Conquests of Silence ‘7 I Were King' Till - Forty-eighth Anniversary of Schaff Literary Society was celebrated on Friday evening, December 17, 1920, by the presentation of If I Were King a French historical play written by Justin Huntley McCarthy. In number of characters it far exceeded any previous drama yet attempted at Crsinus; in scenic effect, brilliancy of costumes and display of acting ability it greatly surpassed the productions of the |xist; while its historic setting and sublimity of theme gave the right touch to place it on a jxir with the best of the Shakcsperian classics. The play centers alxiut a certain Francois Villon—scholar, jioet and ragamuffin—leader of a band of cut-purses and wantons known as the Comrades of the Cockleshell. This stellar role was |K rtrayed by Nathaniel S. Detwiler. As usual, his interpretation was able and convincing, lie displayed his customary ease in assuming an almost kaleidoscopic range of emotions, each flashing to the surface as some unexpected turn of fate brought it to the fore. Louis XI, King of France, stood in utter contrast to Villon. This character was ini| crsonatcd by Franklin I. Sheeder. Jr. Villon's courage and nobility of character were placed in sharp relief against the shrewdness and malignity of King Louis. The mingled piety and superstitions, courage and cowardice of this Kurope’s king of foxes” was well shown. Katherine de Vaucelles (Miss Marguerite Moyer) and llugette du Hamel (Miss Josephine Xander) also stood in absolute contrast. The former was a lady, the latter a vagabond of Villon's stamp; yet Ixitli loved Francois with all the ardor they |x ssessed Katherine in spite of her pride, llugette without any pride whatsoever. These characters, although difficult of portrayal were very capably handled, Miss Xander especially upholding her reputation as one of Schaff’s l est actresses. Thibaut d’Aussigny, the black-hearte l traitor of Franco, was played by Richard F. Deitz, while Mother Villon was very vividly portrayed by Miss Angcline Hcnricks. Mother Villon's pathetic offer of self-sacrifice at the climax was exceedingly touching. Noel le Jolys, courtier IS MIGHT A li 19 -RUBY- Z2 and lover (John F. Stock); Tristan PHcrmitc, provost marshal to the king (E. Karl Houck ; and Olivier le Dain, famous barber minister (J. Stanley Kcifsneider), completed the list of principals. The supernumeraries were many and of varied nature. There were the Comrades of the Cockleshell, composed of Eric Corkhill, Eugene Michael, Earl Linck, Melvin Kahn and William Shaffer. These, together with Misses Mockford, Allen, Richards, Millicent Xander and 1 ouise Hinkle, did much to furnish life to the tavern scene and helped to supply the projier background for the play. Those among the group who distinguished themselves especially by their acting were Misses Xander and Hinkle and Messrs. Corkhill and Michael. Malvern C. Buchanan, as Robin Turgis, the | ortly Landlord of the Fircone Tavern, did much to help along the comedy throughout the first act; while Messrs. Prizer and Gobrecht, as Hangmen, helped to balance tragedy with comedy in the final scene. The Courtiers, Leon Saunders, Arthur Fretzand William Andertran, together with the Cour Ladies, Misses Richman, Bookman and Haclig, contributed much to the strength of the cour scenes. Edwin T. I'ndercuftlcr was the Astrologer who helped to unravel the plot in the third act. while the | art of the Queen, whoapjieared but once- in the final act- was taken I Miss McBlnin. F. Xclscn Schlegel, as the Burgundian Herald, was supported by his trusty guard in the l� crson of W. II. K. Miller; and Roliert Johnston, as Captain of the Watch, was u| held by a ImmIv of sturdy soldiers coni| osed of Messrs. Sellers, Bing, Bare and Kauffman. Misses Walker, Lavelle, ( od and Deibert, disguised as boys,served as Pagesan ' con riLu;e« their share toward making the play a success. The large crowd of people that witnessed this remarkable drama were universal in their praises of its excellence throughout, for which all credit isdue to the effortsof the veteran coach, Gilbert A. Deitz, of the class of 1918. If I Were King i- the third successive Schaff I lay that Mr. Deitz has directed. Behind the scenes the work was carried on under the su| ervision of Stage Manager Under-cuffler. Electrician Johnston and Art Director Stock. The wardrobe and properties were in charge of Misses Deitz and Hershberger. The arrangements for the Anniversary were made by the following Committee: Ccorge P. Kehl, Chairman; M. Marguerite Moyer, M. Josephine Xander, Franklin I. Sheeder, Jr., and 1C. Karl Houck. THE CAST 19 Z2 n V Schaffites f r j SEXIORS Doris E. Allen Cordelia B. Bechtel Margaret F. Bookman El. wood C. Cornog Nathaniel S. Detwiler I.oy C. Gobreciit Angrline V. Henricks Mary J. Hershberger M. Louise Hinkle Myrtle V. Kf.im Susannk II. Kelley Gladys B. Light Lloyd G. Little Margaret A. McCavbry J. Garwood Newitt Ernest R. Peterman Melvin T. Rahn Leon C. Saunders Franklin 1. Siikkdkr. Jr John F. W. Stock Edwin T. I'nderci ffler Ellen II. Walker C. Herbert Weller L JCNIORS Michael C. Bili.ett Erma R. Boyd Ethel A. Fox Arthur I'rf.tz Mary E. Gross Rt in Hkm-knhf.idk E. Karl Houck Linda G. IIoyer Robert J. Johnston Daniel B. Kulp Verna II Kurtz Claire F. Layelle Caroline B. McBi.ain Howard II. Mowcomber J. Stanley Reifsneider Margaret L. Richards F. Nelsen Schlbgel William R. Shaffer Lewis E. Smith Mili.icent Z. Xandkr Benjamin F. Arnold Mai.vern C. Buchanan Eric A. Corkiiili. R. I AI LINK DKIHERT Richard F. Dkitz Edith R. Fetter?. Mary D. Good Dorothea I.. Haki.ig John F. Bishing Nettie B. Bovkr Carl I . Brocco Jeanne G. (Albert Sherman F. Gilpin William E. Henning Charles Hunsickrr SOPHOMORES Raymond M. Hedrick Sarah I.. Hinkle Henry S. Kauffman C. Eari. I.inck Charles II. Miller William II. K. Miller Willard M. Miller Eugene B. Michael FRESIIMES Frances Jones (!hari.ks R. Ki.opp Mary I.i'cii.e Kmpk Lester C. Kohr Clieeord A. Long Edward A. Mann Ethel B. Pauff Margaret M. Mills Elizabeth W. Poley Ai.yin S. Richards Willard S. Rosenbkrgkr J. Franklin Sellers Grace W. Trout Molly Vine Walter S. R. Powf.ll Catharine M. Shi pp Thei.ma L. Snapk Ruth M. Sutcliffe George E. Truitt Janice J. Weigley RIJ -IS 'IS-1; AW ' 19 1 '-RUBY HE History of Zwinglian Literary Society Organized 1870 Chartered 1X80 V I “Kairon gnothi {Know tliy opportunity). Fifty-one years ago this motto was the outgrowth of the sentiments of some first I’rsinus students. They were impressed by the teachings and doctrines of the reformer Zwingli, and named the Literary Society which they founded for him, that students of I'rsi-nus College, desirous of cultivating all those arts, graces and talents, giving effect to composition, force to argumentation and oratory, in order to become more useful citizens, to enhance the best interests of this institution and thereby magnify the noble cause of education,” might have their opportunity to do so. ()nce a week the members meet for one of three types of programs literary, debate or miscellaneous. Xwinglian Anniversary is a Rally Day for all Zwinglians—a da when the exhibit their full strength and talent; and, as always, their loyalty to the navy blue and steel. OFFICERS President............ Harry A. Altenderfer. Jr.. '22 Vice-President....... Herbert R. Howells, '23 Recording Secretary.... Kuoenia A. Berof.R. '22 Corresponding Secretary. Hester M. Heilman.’24 Treasurer................. Dobbs F. Fill.man. ’23 Chaplain....................William I). Reimert. 24 Musical Director A. Frances Hoover. ’23 Editor So. I..-.............Cyril C. Hei.iiricii. ’24 Editor So. 2.....................Theodore Arms, '22 Critic......................Mildred II. Mitman. '22 Attorney....................Carroll L. Ri tter. '22 Warren F. Bietscii, ’24 Janitors.................( |RVIN : |.;i roth. '23 HOARD OF DIRECTORS Frederick P. Frutciiey, '22 ( arroi.i. L. Rutter, '22 W. Harry Snyder. 23 J. Leslie Wikoff. '24 tftk. 4 Fifty-first Anniversary of Zwinglian Literary Society I’riJay Evening, March 18. 1921 r ? Organ Prelude. Invocation Address of Welcome Instrumental Trio Declamation. .......... Vocal Solo . . . Sketch M Turn Next Oration ................. Mixed Chorus................ Zwinglian )rchestra Zwinglian Review PROGHAM Dokotiiv A. Mintzer, '21 l)HAN WhoRTEN A. Kline li. Warner Lent , Jr.. '21 Piano Mii.dked II. Mitman, 'll Flute Irvin K. Nbirotii, '2. Cornet Koberi P. Rensch, '24 Carroll L. Rt iter, '22 IlKKitERr R. Howbli.s, '2. t Helen M. Reimek, '22 Pail II. Isenbkrg, '21 S Leaders Clyde L. Schwartz, '21 Catherine K. Heindkl, '21 t , , Charles I . Shellenberger. '21 t , Robert I.. Farley, '22. Leader t Wesley R. Updike, '2.t J. Leslie Wikokk, '24 Sophomore Essay Contest oft? COMM ITT III-: Harry A. Ai.tendereer, Jr., 'll .Mildred II. Mitman, 'll Tiiei.ma R. Wood, '21 A IVA KPS First Prize (Ten Dollars in (’.old). .... Herbert R. Howells Subject: The Modern American Farmer” Second Prize (Five Dollars in Gold). Irvin E. Nei rotii Subject: “Success” Honorable Mention . Earle K. Miller Subject: Democracy versus Imperialism JUDGE Principal I. F. Seiverling Collegevillc High School — — - • NO R] BY-i =1 [Z2 invocation Declamation Zwinglicin Freshman Declamation Contest Tuesday Evening, February 22, 1921 PROCKAM Dean Whorten j). Kline An Appeal in Behalf of Greece ...................., ..Lacey Bl KRESS V. CRIFFTN Spartacus to the Gladiators S. Maxwei.i. Flitter Fight Between i'rsus and the Aurochs Warren F. Bietscii Declamation— Declamation Declamation—“Death of l.afavette Meade I Cacffiel Piano Duet Declamation - Give Me l.il erty or Give Me Death Allen K. Deal Declamation— William Tell . Chorus...................... Declamation From Capita .From Quo Fuji's” .Prentiss I Dorothy A. Mkntzer Mildred II. Mitman .Patrick Henry . . ..........From Baine J. Leslie Wikoff - The Landing of the Mayflower Margaret A. Yost Declamation “The Highway Man Declamation— I )eclamation I )ecla mation Hester M. Heilman The Character of Washington Jane II. Snbyd The Music Master ..... Helen F. Isexiikrg “The Journey of a Day”................. Beatrice C. Siirf.ve Mildred II. Mitman, Leader . Everett .......................Noyes ......................Everett .....................Warfield ..... Johnson I f 'I JUDGES Miss Katherine K. Barnes, Norristown, Pa. Kdgar T. Robinson, Norristown. Pa. Ft.i F. Wismf.r, Trappe, Pa. PRIZES First Women's Prize (Ten Dollars in Gold) Margaret A. Yost Second Women's Prize (Five Dollars in Gold) Helen F. Isenkekg Honorable Mention Jane H. Snevd First Men's Prize (Ten Dollars in Cold) J. Leslie Wikoff Second Men’s Prize Five Dollars in Gold) Warren F. Bietsch Honorable Mention- Burrbss W. Griffin Harry A. Ai.tesdkrfer, Jr. Thf.odork Arms I'rieka S. Asii Ecgknia A. Berber James V. Bright A. ( .win Casas Kvan L. Deihi.er IIf.i.bn A. Aciienhach Siegfried ('. Baden V. Robert Baker Wai ter K. Beattie Hei.en M. Boyer J. Karl Dohiis Dobbs F. Kill.man David S. Err Florence E. Fkgei.y Margaret E. Frctchpa Zwinglians SENIORS Robert I.. Farley Frekerr k I’. Frutchey Ai.i.en ('.lass Norman S. C.rebnawalt Eleanor A. G. C.reenover Kt in M. Hersacker Beatrice A. I.atsiiaw Mildred H. Mitman Mae S. Moyer Clarence A. Paine Helen M. Kkimkr M RiAn E. Slotterer Harry ('. Wii.dasin A. Kandai. Zendt JENIORS M. Katiiryn Groff A. Francks Hoover Herbert R. Howells Esther F Hcgiies J. Harley Hcnter Lillian M. Iseniibr . Irene M. Jones Mary A. Kirkpatrick Claire I’. I a whence Ariiii r Fleming Daniel Fcdyvig Earle K. Miller Sara S. Mostei.ler Reha E. Mcschlit Aii.kkn F. Neff Irvin K. Necrotii Howard E. Shelly W. Harry Snyder J. Wesley Tomlinson Anna A. Tyler Wesley R. Updike f Warren F. Birtscii Meade Cacfftki. Allen E. Deal S. Maxwell Flitter Henry C. C.otshai.k Bcrress W. Griffin Helen E. Groning.er Paci. i. Massi.er SOPHOMORES Hester M. Heilman Cyril C. Helffrich Margaret IIocker Helen F. Isenhekg Ri ssell C. Kenglk M. Naomi Kisti.br Bi anche J. Krai Forrest F. Fenki r Miriam B. Moyer William 1). Kkimkr i Robert P. Rknscii Mabel S. Rotiiermel Fernlky J. Ritier J. Harold Seibert Beatrice C. Siirevi: J. Leslie Wikoff Margaret A. Yost Alice E. Berger Clarence A. Bright Mary W. Drisskl Sherman A. Eger Francis C. Evans Marie E. Li ter Nathalie E. Gretton Marian M. Hershberger Mildred Hollf.nbach PRESUMES ICl.l ABET II I lOI.LOYVAY Helen M. Johnson Vasii.bos C.. Kartsakledys Ri tii M. Kistler M. Helen Knauer Mildred Kilp Harry G. Leamon Ri th E. I.f.nkf.r I.f.roy F. Li t John Mcrray Ri hi NF Ni kf:i. Emma S. Rolder Alvin F. Ski her Beatrice E. Shafer Theodore H. Tarheel Helen E. Wagner Ki th A. Welden Vivian IF Wismf.r Ira F. Yarnall 19 22 4= 4 A History of Student Government OK) OTl'DKXT government at I rsinus is a comparatively new institution. The Men's Council was organized ten years ago and was at first known as the Student Senate. To it are elected representatives from the various classes, as follows: Six from the Senior Class, four from the Junior Class and two from the Sophomore Class. Immediately after the Thanksgiving recess the Freshman Class select one representative to the Council. The officers of the men’s governing body are elected by tin Council members. A c xle of rules and regulations, adopted by the male students and amended from year to year, as the students deem necessary, forms the basis of the Council’s legislative authority. The Women’s Student Government Association is a still more recent institution and had its inception only three years ago after a long struggle with the College authorities. Its organization is slightly different from that of the male body in that its officers are elected by the entire women student body. Proctors arc appointed each month from among the upperclassmen to serve in monitorial capacity in each of the girls’ residence halls. All matters affecting the deportment of the students are referred to the respective Councils for action, which bodies have the power to mete out punishment either in the nature of demerits or in any other way that they deem advisable. Forty-five demerits in any given year automatically remove a student from College. The faculty is of course the final court of appeal, but there are few cases on record where this appellate jurisdiction has been resorted to. While student government has. on the whole, had a most successful and entirely satisfactory career at I'rsinus, it has, on numerous occasions, been severely criticised by those who are continually trying to pick flaws and find fault. But it has thus far survived the attacks of these chronic fault finders and is destined in the future to make still greater progress; and, under proper direction, to serve to a much larger degree the needs of the student body. TCj IT IT r rrT 1LJT IT C T?vfr T m 1CJT JRU a M -jl5 -IIIC; Jbi Men s Student Council President........... Vice-President See reta ry- 7 reas u rer OFFICERS Khanklin I. Sheeder. Jr., 'll Marry A. Altenderfer, Jr., 'll V. Harry Snyder. '2.? MEMBERS Seniors Harry A. Altenderfer. Jr. Nathaniel S. Detwii.er I'REDE RICK P. KrUTCHEY Juniors Kdwtn N. Kaye Howard H. Mowcomber Howard K. Siieely V. Harry Snyder Mei.vin T. Kahn Kranklin I. Sheeder, Jr (’. Herbert Weller Sophomores Malvern ('. Buchanan Kric A. Corkhill [19 RUBY-. zz Women s Student Council OFFICERS President.................... MlLDRKD M. MlTMAN, ’22 Vice-President ...............Millicknt Z. Xandkr,’23 Secretary..............................Molly ink. '24 MEMBERS . Seniors MlLDRKD H. MlTMAN Hki.kn M. Rkimi r Eugenia A. Berger Sl SANNE H. Kelley Juniors Claire I . Lawrence Rkba E. Musciilitz Millicknt Z. Xander Sophomores Edna F. Dktwkilkr Molly Vine OFFICERS President........................James Y. Bright. '22 Vice-President...................Arthur Leeming, ‘23 Secretory ......................WILLIAM D. Reimert, '24 Treasurer ....................Frederick I . Frutciiey,’22 Musical Director.......................Arthur Fret .. ‘23 CAM NET Religious Meetings A. Randal Zkndt. 22 Life Work and Conference. C. Hekhert Weller. '22 Deputation F. Nelskn Schlegel.'23 Bible Study ..Edwin N. Faye, Jr.,'23 Mission Study Norman S. C.reenawalt, '22 Employment ................Walter K. Beattie. ‘23 no Student and Membership Arthur Leeming. '23 Publicity...........Harry A. Altenderfer. Jr., '22 Social Nathaniel S. Detwiler, 'll Finance...............Frederick I . Frutchey. '22 Young Women s Christian Association President. nv OF PH F.RS Helen M. Relmer, 'll Vice-President. .Mary K. Gross. '2.3 Secretary Sarah L. 1 Iinki.e, ’24 Treasurer Mildred II. Mitman. 'll Pianist .(� RACE V. Troi T, '24 Membership CABINET . M AR K. GROSS, ’2. Pi mi nee. .Mu drkd II. Mitman. 22 1 'nder graduate Field Representative .Scsanni. 11. Kelli v. '22 Bible Study KrOENIA A. BEROER. 'll Religious Meetings M K(i KI I K. I' RI TCHEY. '2. Association Xcws Rl Til M. 1 IKI SA HER. 'll Social Lillian M. Isenhero. 'IS Social Service '.LADY s B. Lh.ii 1. 'll Missionary .KdnA 1 ET VEII I k. ’24 Life Service. . ..Ki.eanor A. G. Greenover. 'll The Weekly Staff r Editor-in-Chief Harry A. Altenderker, Jr., '22 Assistant Editors Franklin I. Siieeder, Jr , 'll G. Theodore Arms, Jr.,’22 As Sofia If i'Aitors Helen M. Reimer. '22 Margaret A. M ( AVERY, '22 C. Herbert Wei.i.kr, 'll Margaret K. Fri tciiey, '23 Mary K. ('.ron , ’23 Karlk K. Miller, ’23 Rl( IIARI� F. Deitz, '24 William I . Reimert, 24 business Manager Nathaniel S. Detwii.kr, ’ll Assistant business Managers J. Stanley Rkifsneider,’23 W. Harry Snyder, '23 board of Control G. I.. Omwake, President Harry A. Altenderker, Jr., Secretary G. A. Deitz, ’18 Mrs. Mabel Hobson Fretz, ' k� Homer Smith C. I). Vost, '91 M. W. Godsiiai.l, 'll The Press Bureau tiie si;i •• •• Editor-iu-Chief. Assistant Editor.......... Secretary-1 reasurcr. Athletic Writers. Staff Writers.......... Special A ssigtt meat 11 iters Clipper.................... Recorder Photographer... Copyists................... Franklin I. Shkkdkr. Jr.. 'll Harry A. Altendirfer. Jr.. A Randal Zi ndt. '22 V. IIarrn Snyder. '2a GLADYS IF I.k.iit, '22 ' Edwin T. I nderci i ri.i'.R. 'll Mary K. (;ronn. 23 Dorothea I.. IIaklk;. '21 ) G. Theodor is Arms, Jr., 'll F. Xki.skn Sciileoei.. '23 James W. Brk.ht. 'll Carroi i. L. Rutter. 'll Malvern C. Buchanan. '24 � William I . Reimert. '24 22 RUTH-IS-MIGHT Donald L. Hklffricil '21 Franklin I. Sheeder. Jr.. '22 William H. Snydkr. '2.? (Captain) F. Warner Lentz. Jr.. '21 (Alternate) INTERCOLLEGIATE debating i now an established institution at Irsinus. To the- two teams presented here goes the lionor of l� cing the first debaters to represent I rsinus in a purely intercollegiate debating contest. Early in the fall of 1920, through the persistent efforts of a few interested students, plans were evolved whereby committees from each of the Literary Societies held a meeting with a committee which had been appointed by the Faculty. The Faculty committee was composed of Professors Munson, W inner and Small. At the meeting it was agreed that six men should In-selected from each Society and th.it try-outs be held on January LI, 1921. for the purpose of eliminating four of that number. The question used in the try-outs was Resolved, That Immigration to the Enited States Should be Rigidly Restricted fora Period of Three Years. Those debating the question affirmatively were Messrs. Maurer. Ilelffrich, Lent , Snyder, Bietsch and Isenberg. The negative |H-akers were Messrs, (‘orkhill, I ndercufller, Schwartz, Sheeder, Schlcgel and Kehl. Erom this number the judges selected as main speakers Messrs. Ilelffrich, Maurer, Kehl, Sheeder, Snyder and Bietsch, while Isenberg and I'ndercuftler were named as alternates. I’nder the ca|xiblc direction of the Faculty committee these men set to work at once. Mr. Lent was elected manager and was successful in securing two single debates one with Xclosophie l.itcrarv Society of the I'niversity of Pennsylvania, the other with Juniata College. A dual Negative Debating Team nv George I . Keiil. '21 (Captain) Oliver K. Maurer, '21 Warren I'. Bunsen. ’24 Kdwin T. Itxder ui i ler. 22 (Alternate) debate was also arranged with Gettysburg College. The same question which was used in the try-outs was debated in all the intercollegiate contests, with slight variations. The debate season was formally o|x ned on February 25th when the Crsinus Affirmatives met the strong Zelosophic Society team in Bomberger Hall. The visitors were represented by |. M. Brady, I.. K. Keimer and R. K. Olmstead. Through weakness in rebuttal s| ccches the I'rsinus team lost, the judges deciding 2-1 in favor of Zelosophic. On March 21st I'rsinus met Gettysburg in a dual debate. On this occasion the I'rsinus Affirmatives again debated at home, while the Negatives journeyed to Gettysburg. Messrs. Kichelbcrger, Holman and Rice debated affirmatively for Gettysburg, while Messrs. Lcvengood, Willard and Mogcl were the negative representatives who argued in Bombergcr. At College-ville the I'rsinus quartet won by a unanimous vote, while at Gettysburg the Crsinus debaters lost by a 2-1 decision. On the following evening the I'rsinus Negatives met Juniata at Huntingdon, where they retrieved the Gettysburg defeat by winning a 2-1 decision. Although the season closed with one victory and one defeat to the credit of each team, I’rsinus can well feel proud of her first year’s work as a debating unit. As a reward for their efforts the college authorities presented a gold I ' watch charm to each of the members of the two teams. An intercollegiate debating league, comprising several of the smaller nearby colleges, is contemplated for the coming season, and Mr. I'ndcrcuffler, the new manager, assures us that the prospects for I'rsinus look better than ever this year. Director.... Mr. Charles II. Martin Organist .............................Homer Smith. I ii. I). Student Director M. Louise Hinkle MEMBERS Sopranos Marie K. I'i ti-:r. '25 Kt m M. Hebsacker. 'll M. Loi ISK 11 INKLE, 'll Mil l REI) II. MlTMAN. 'll Janice J. Weiglf.y, '25 Tenors Arthur Freiz. 25 M m.vern C. Buchan . ’24 Sherman F. Gilpin. '25 Irvin E. ei roth, ’24 Altos Helen A. Aciienbach. '25 Frieda S. Ash. 'll Eugenia A. Berger, 'll Sarah L. Hinkle. '24 Claire I . Lawrence, '24 Basses Warren F. Biktsch, '24 Arthur Leeming. '24 John F. W. Stock, '22 C. Herbert Weli.er, 'll Director..............Miss Marguerite Mervixe Student Leader Irvin K. i:i koth,’23 College Orchestra First Violins Robert I.. Fari.f.y, '22 Marik E. Fi ii k. '25 Henry s. | i 11 m an, '21 ICkSKST R. I’l-.TKKMAX, '22 MEM HERS See on it Violins Benjamin F. Aksoi.d, '21 KKKN l;. BlKIX II. '24 Sherman A. Ec.kr. '25 I Ikrhkrt R. IIowei.ia, '25 Buss Viol Ralston i(Hikkiioi.t kr, '25 First Cornets Ki.i ahetii . I’OI.EY, '24 Rohbki I . Ki ns ii. '24 Second Cornets J. Kari. Dobbs, '25 I IIakoi i Seibert. '24 Trombone Verna li. Ki hi . '25 Clarinet Flute Loy C. Gobrrcht, '22 Irvin E. Xeukoth, '25 Pianists Reba E. Mi sciii.it , '23 John F. W. Stock. '22 Girls’ Glee Club First Sopranos M. Marcherue Moyer, '21 Lleanor A. (� . C.reenover, 'll Uriir M. IIkii' UKKk, '22 I II I.I N A. Ac IIKNIIA II, '22 KaIIIEKINE erKOss. '22 Ki tii K. Fosiunder, '24 Second Sopranos M. Josephine Xander, '21 Kcgenia A. Bi-.kt.Ek, 22 M. Louse liinkle, '22 Mii.dred II. Mitman, '22 Margaret K. Fritchey. '22 Mii.i.r ent .. Xander, '22 First Altos U in K. SnYDEk, '2! KsTIIER ■. SlIlKEY, '21 M.YRY J. 11EksHHEKC.EK, 'll Saraii l„ Hinkle, '24 Margaret I'. Bookman, 'll Second Altos ( ATHKklNK K. Heiniike, '21 Beatrice A. I.atsiiaw. 'll Kl III 11 ESl'EN II EII� E, '22 Claire I . Lawrence, '22 Caroline B. M Blain, '22 Pi rector......... Student Director. . Manager......... Dramatic Director Pianist . . Mr. J. Myron Joi.i.s M. Louse Hinkle Mildred II. Mitman Catherine E. Heindkl Dorothy A. Mentzer QUARTFTTF First Soprano M. JoseniiNE Xander First Alto Ki th E. Snyder Second Soprano... M. Louse Hinkle Second Alto. ..Catherine I'.. 11 kin del „ 'T TC ir TTT IWT T Q TMT T TWrHP „ P T (T TUTT T Q -T R - a 'vJ' il il l JL v- v JL X JJ. «sjir JL A Ji JD . JL -Ls JLiL Ji X a—a -Aja. a u 22 l k. The 1921 Football Season Captain Detwiler TIIK wearers of the football “1' ’ for the season just ended can truly boast of having belonged to the In-st equipped and best cared for eleven that has thus far represented I rsinus on the gridiron. Hut. in spite of the attention receiver! and regardless of the whole-hearted support given them by students, alumni and the community as a whole, the players fell short of the high hopes that were held out for them, completing a fairly well-balanced schedule with but one victory to their credit. Many reasons have l ecn advanced for the | oor showing of the team this year, among them living I In-breaking of training rules by various players, the limited amount of suitable football material with which to work, tin- loss of several excellent men through injuries, and a host of other reasons too numerous to mention. Whether these contentions are true or not. the fact remains that Captain Detwiler did his utmost to place a winning combination on the field. Although this was only “Deity's second year of football, he set a splendid example, which, if followed t'n loto by the remainder of the team, would have meant an unbeat-able eleven -even against the stiff odds they were ofttimes compelled to face. In spite of the fact that lie was the pilot of a losing aggregation. Captain Detwiler w ill go down in I’rsinus football annals as an A-1 gri l leader .and a warrior of the very first rank. With the large amount of new material that presented itself this year. Coach Cornog should Ik- able to develop a team next fall that will bring new laurels to Crsinus in the realm of football. THE SCHEDULE Date Opponents Place U () Sept. 24 Rutgers New Brunswick 0 33 Oct. 1 Villa Nova Collegeville 0 6 Oct. 8 ieorgetow n Washington 6 48 Oct. 15 (icttvsbiirg York 0 34 Oct. 22 1 )ickinson Collegeville 0 20 Oct. 29 llavcrford Collegeville 15 7 Nov. 5 I . M. C. Chester 0 12 Nov. 12 K. M. Lancaster 0 41 Nov. 24 Muhlenberg Allentown 0 68 C.ames Won—1 Games Cost—8 i F % T- 19 ‘O'V •Hh Y Height—6 ft. Weight—163 lbs. Fred is full of the old I'rsimis pep and that's why he landed a Varsity l erth this year. It was his first year of college football, but he played his part well and develop'd into one of the deadliest tacklers on the eleven. He starred in the wine position, completing many long and difficult | asscs with the assurance of an old-timer. Fkltchf.y Height 5 ft. 8 in. Weight 160 lbs. Kddic” showed his real calil er as a football star this season. As the fast and aggressive quarterlwck that he was, lie ran the team like a well-oiled machine on all occasions, even against the almost overwhelming odds they were sometimes com(xdled to face. Mis clear head and quick wit have helped to carry him out of many serious predicaments, while his spectacular open-field running has been responsible for the few touchdowns I rsinus has had to her credit this year. Fayk Height 6 ft. 1 in. Weight—165 lbs. Mel” started the season with a bang, but was unfortunate enough to receive a blow in the Villa Nova game which will probably mean the end of his football career. He gave every promise of being a smashing backficld man and his misfortune was as much of a disappoint-ment to the team and its followers as it was to him. Mel” has three full vears of scrub football to his credit and knows the game from A to . Rah x Height—6 ft. 2 in. Weight—180 lbs. “Pop” is a real pigskin warrior who played with lioth Penn State and Swarth-more before entering I rsinus this fall. He is noted for his consistent and dependable work at tackle and also as the star kicker of this season's eleven. He will go down in I rsinus football annals as a fighter of the first rank. C ORNOG 19 | 22 Height—6 ft. 2 in. Weight 193 lbs. 1 ppy ha played Varsity football since his Freshman year, lb- is one of the stalwart guards and has always proved himself to be a tower of strength on the line. Coach Sanford of Kulger- praised Wesley's great defensive work, crediting him with In-ing one of the best guards he has ever seen in action, He is equally good on the offense and frequently makes hisop| onent look like a prep school lad. CrDiKt-: Height 5 ft. 7 in. Weight 152 lbs. Johnny hails from Norristown and i a lx rn foot I Kill player. Owing to injuries received last season, he was unable to do himself justice this fall: but, l ecause of his hard work in the I Kick field and his persistent efforts on tin- gridiron since his Freshman year, he is fully entitled to display the ”1” on his sweater. Johnny always hits the line with a crash. Nkwii t Height—5 ft. 9 in. Weight—150 lbs. Ouillv hails from the coal regions, which is enough said. He is blessed with an abundant supply of grit and determination and was this year given a chance to show his real ability when WikofT w. s forced to give up the center position on account of a fractured ankle. Ouillv made good from the start and stuck through the entire season. In him I’rsinus will lose an excellent man. (it.ASS Height 5 ft. 7 in. Weight 155 lbs. The picture tells the talc. Shorty” was injured In-fore the season started and as a consequence the 1921 season suffered. In pite of his injuries, Shorty” s|K-nt every afternoon on the field and although he could not take an active part in the scrimmages he acted as Scrub coach, aiding materially in developing men of promise for another year. Mii.lbk TRUTH-!' JLVj' ii.- Height -5 ft. 9 in. Weight 196 11 . Bob was one of tile big l«� who hcl| cd to guard the kill this v«-ar. He showed that lie was | ossesscd of an ama .ing amount of light: and. I� v his hard work, proved himself capable of wearing the I of merit. Next year’s eleven should find in “Bob a bulwark of | ower. Johnston Height—6 ft. Weight 17X11 . Coming to 1 rsinns in the footsteps of the veterans Richards and Wood. Nails has continued to keep McKces|x� rt in the limelight of Crsinus footIkiII history, lie has l een playing in the liackfield this season and with another year's experience should develop into a line bucker of no mean ability. Kenoi.k Height 5 ft. 8 in. Weight l t) lbs. A product of Trenton and a game lighter i? l.es. He made his letter last year and started this season in his old |M sition at center, but a fractured ankle as a result of the Georgetown game kept him out of the fra for several weeks. If lie returns to college next year, l.es” will be one of the mainstays of the 1922 squad. % ■. WlKOFF Height 5 ft. 10 in. Weight 17(1 lbs. Altlmugh but a mere liov so far as years go, Hal is an absolute wonder on the gridiron when he gets down to business. He plays football because he loves the game: and. as a consequence, he knows how to pile them up. He's a sure clipper and a dependable wing man, and this year completed his second season of Varsity ball. Gotsiialk - - ■ _________ fl-F Y-M: Height—-6 ft. Weight ISO lbs. Charlie” is a giant in moleskins, lie entered I r inu a litl !e later than the rest of the Freshmen, but from his lir-t appearance on the field showed his right to be niimliercd among the Yarsit players, lie is an all round man and can play any | osition on the team with equal facility. He’s a vigorous lighter and a valuable asset to the line l oth in offensive and defensive work. lit N'SICKKK Height 5lt 7 in. Weight — 1‘ 0 lbs. Built close to the ground and endowed with a bull-dog tenacity, Fats this year showed of what stuff he was really made. Although only his second year in football togs, he easily landed a Yarsit berth at guard where he remained until forced to vacate on account of a l ad ankle. Near the close of the season “Fats” again returner ! to the line and aided muterialb in checking the onslaughts of the opjxments. Rknscii Height 5 ft. II in. Weight ISO lbs. Hots is a comer. That is. in another year or two he will be a real gridiron star, lie’s only seventeen years of age and but a yearling at the pigskin; nevertheless he showed us this season that he possesses the inherent qualities of a good tackle. With a little more of the fight and game ness that he displayed in this year's F. M. game, Hots next year should gleam like a Mazda. Williams Height 5 ft. 8 in. Weight 148 lbs. Kid” is another plucky lad of promise I his was his first year of college football, but he surely did credit to it He's a native of Lebanon and a brother to Scurvy. veteran of a few years back. Kid played in the luickfield and was one of the liest funis of the year. He has an abundance of nerve and football brains -two essentials of an All-American. W It 1 n 4 Fvans Height 5 ft. loin. Weight 170 lbs. This chap hails from Vineland, V J., and although rather dreary looking, lie proved to Ik- one of the Iw-st plunging barks on the team this season. With another year of coaching and good, earnest work, Tarliell should Ik- able to win a (lermanent liertli on the Varsity eleven. Takukm. Height 5 ft. ') in. Weight 142 lbs. Another lad from the coal regions. Ml. Carmel claims him as a loyal son and it was there that lie first received his taste of the manly sport. He starred last year on the Wyoming Seminary team and this year meandered to College-ville, where he has done good work in the backfu-ld. Although light, he crashes through the line with terrific force. Yakkall Height -5 ft. 6 in. Weight- -138 lbs. Abie was introduced to college football this season ami lie shone from the first. He is a fast and plucky end and always plays consistent and aggressive ball, lie's liartl to beat on the defense and should surely battle his way to a Varsitv berth next season. Mans Bob” was rather slow in getting started on his career as manager, but once under way he made things hum. So successful was the season, from a managerial standpoint, that it is reported the Athletic Association for once • n its history may have a surplus rather than a deficit to its credit. Farley Resume of 1921 Basketball Season IN I UK Basketball season of I 21 the gods were not as propitious to the I'rsinus five as might have Ix-eii desired. Although the season was a failure in many respects, it should Ik borne in mind that the team had to contend with numerous and serious handicaps which it was almost impossible to successfully overcome. Among these can Ik listed the loss of Captain Paine, the star forward; the tem|K rary loss of Krb, another forward of no mean ability, and the tem-|H� rary loss of (iotshalk, a powerful factor on the fense. The loss of shooter with Paine's absence proved very detrimental. The first call for players in December was answerer! by a goodly numltcr and it looked as though the team, under the tutelage of Coach M it telling, would Ih an exceptionally I powerful one. The first game of the season was with the formidable C. of P. Varsity. Although the result was a defeat for Crsinus, the game showed that we hail a | eppy bunch and a fighting aggregation. A victory over Drexcl and a defeat front Rutgers follower! in rapid succession. Next in ini|K rtance came the Delaware game. Here the Red and Black played as a distinct unit, defeating in a hard-fought contest a team which up to that time had not lost a tilt. A few days later K. and M. was defeated in the Field Cage. In spite of the loss of several players, the team won from P. M. C. and Gallaudct, ending the -s-ason with a swing through New York State ami a victory over the Alfred Cniversity five. Captain Paine led the scoring with a total of 161 | omts to his credit, followed in order by Krb, Staples anil Frutchey. Monk was also the stellar light in foul shooting and his absence in the latter | art of the season was keenly felt. Krb, the diminutive Boycr-town High star, deserves much as running mate to Paine, while Frutchey, a last year's letter man. played excellently at all times. The fact that Fred was called home at a time when the most important games of the season were being played was largely responsible for the | oor showing of the season. Staples, the plucky Kastoninn, played a very commendable game at forward and showed evidence of having the makings of a sure pill shooter. Gotshalk scored but one goal. I lowever, he shone as a guard, making h i m s c I f invaluable as a feeder for the forwards. “Tv” Helffrich and Manager Isen-lx rg probably showed more marked improvement than any other members on the team as the season progressed, always playing a consistent game at guard jiositions, while Rahn at center could always Ik depended ii| on. The prospects for l()22 are very favorable and our In-st wishes go with Coach Cornog, Captain Frutchey, Manager Rahn and the team as a whole fora season that will bring new honors to the Red, Old Gold and Black. The Varsity Captain ( i.akkm k A. Paine, '22 Manager .P. CI. II. iMv David S. Erh, 'IS Forward Melvin T. Kahn. 'll Clarence A. Paine , 'll Forward Henry C. C.otshalk, '24 Fred 1’. Frctchby, 'll .Center DoNAl.l) 1.. 11 EI.FFRIt 11. '21 SCHEDULE. 1920-2! Halt Opponents Where 1‘layeJ U (� l ec. 4 University of Penna. Philadelphia 14 42 Dec. X Drexel Home .to 20 Dec. II Hunters New Brunswick 15 34 Jan. X St. Josephs Philadelphia It to Jan. 12 Muhlenberg Allentown .15 52 Jan. 14 Have rforil Haverford 20 24 Jan. 15 Dickinson Home .to 11 Jan. 22 Delaware Newark 2ft 22 Jan. 20 F. an l M. Home 21 III Feb. 5 Swart hmore Swarthraoce 12 IX Feb. 11 Drexel Philadelphia 20 22 F eb. 12 Albright Myerstown 17 32 Feb. 17 Gallaudet Home 32 IX Feb. 10 P. M. C. Chester 27 25 Feb. 2.1 Albright Home 10 31 Feb. 2ft U. of P. Jr. Varsity Home 21 .to Mar. 2 Muhlenberg Home 2ft Ift Mar. 4 Dickinson Carlisle X 21 Mar. 5 F.and M Lancaster 12 17 Mar. II Mansfield S. N. S. Mansfield IX 33 Mar. 12 Alfred University Alfred. N Y. 37 20 Center Cun nl Guard PING °°°o oooo PONG snrll r monk WELL! s dicks Resume of 1921 Baseball Season oft? rVAiIK last tract’s of winter li.nl scarcely 1 disappeared anti liasketlull was still in an active state when the diamond hounds began toexercise their twirling apparati in the old Kidd (’age. Assoon as spring was an assured reality and the condition of the Commons warranted, Co ach Mittcrling liegan the seemingly impossible task of selecting a winning combination from the conglomerate mass of material which first presented itself. With five letter men as a nucleus there was finally placed in the field a team which, from the outset, looked like an unbeatable nine. Owing to a scarcity of pitchers, however, prac-t icallv all t In-1 wirling of t he season devolved tq on Shel-lenlierger, who, although lie invariably did good work in the lw x. was not always properly supported from the rear. Perhaps the biggest surprise of the season came when Lehigh was dragged in the dust to the tune of a .Cl defeat. This proved to lx- the lieginning of a series of victories, but Captain Moser lost the horse shoe at Lafayette and failed to find it again until the final game, when K. M. was swani|K-d by a 20-1 score on the College-ville grounds. Of eleven games played Ursinus won five. Two of the other six the first game with K. iV M ami the I . M C. game were pitch ing duels, Shellenlierger on both occasions being in top-notch form. Behind the bat Ty ilelffrich reigned supreme, catching every game of the eleven in splendid style. Kaye, at short, missed only two out of sixty-two chances and by his steady, consistent playing pro veil a most valuahle asset to the team. Schwartz in right garden and Ralm at first also made enviable records. At the bat “t'ncle Joe Canan came out on top, wit h Pope Gregory looming up a close second: while Kengle came into prominence as a miniature Babe Ruth, knocking two home runs at critical moments. The season as a whole was quite successful, for which much praise is due Captain Moser, whose s|iccdy work in the field, sure batting eye and excellent generalship of the team was alxive reproach at all times. With “Uncle Joe at the helm next season there is no question but that Ursinus will make a name for itself in baseball history, and, with a reasonable amount of support, should come off Oil the long side of the schedule. Here’s hoping the 1 22 team will fulfill our fondest expectations. The Varsity Captain Ci.vdk A. Moser, '21 Manager. . Ftiiblrert It. Yost, '21 Ratting Fielding I’la xer Position AB Runs Hits A vg. •: Ave. Ki vis V Favk, -2.t ss .t; 15 X 2 lf 2 967 Clyde Moser, '21 CF 44 12 1.1 296 1 964 l l ssl-.l.l. Kenolk. '21 2 It 16 11 14 .104 1 979 V .win Canan, 22.. .tit 16 7 If) .14 8 2 924 Norman It. ( .keooky. '21 1 1 45 X 14 .112 1 945 Mki.vin 1 Kaiin. '22 lit 45 X 12 267 .1 969 Clyde 1.. SniwARi . '21 KF .to 5 X 22.1 0 1 ()(K Donald L. IIkleekuii, '21 C .19 .1 12 .UK) 965 Charles C. Siiklu niu ki.i k. '21 1 .12 4 6 1XX 1 978 111 Kiu.k i K. IIowkli.s. '2.t 1 f 2 1 167 (I 1 000 SC IIHDILE CrsiKUi Opponents l alt '] im K II E K H E Plat April 8 Villa Nova l 12 0 4 8 2 A wav April 13 Swarthmorc 5 11 3 S 12 1 Away April 20 LchiKli 3 f 0 1 4 1 May 7 Haverford 11 1J 0 1 4 0 May 12 Lebanon Valley 7 ' 0 2 8 3 Home May U Albright 12 14 1 11 17 1 May 19 Lafayette 2 1 1 7 8 4 May 20 Dickinson 7 11 4 8 7 4 May 21 F. M. 3 . 4 1 4 8 2 May 28 P M C. 4 ft 2 S 10 1 June 4 F M. 20 20 I 1 5 4 Home Game Won—5 Game Loot—6 I WE % UT lTtU.ft 1 c S n«re Resume of the 192 Hockey Season TIIK season of 1921 pro veil favorable to hockey—the best, in fact, that this s|H rt has had since its introduction to Crsinus in 1918. Much of the season's success must, of course, Ik- attributed to M iss Roe, who succeeded Miss MacCann as girls' athletic coach this year, l- ive games in all were played —three on Patterson Field and two on foreign soil. Ten goals were scored by our op|H nents and the Crsinus girls also scored ten goals. Two of last year’s substitutes -Molly Vine and Linda Moyer—made places on the forward line, playing left and right inside, respectively. Both girls played a consistently good game throughout the season, with Vine showing up as chief scorer. Margaret Mills, who played left inside last year, was moved up to center, where she put up a good fight in most of the games. The remaining forward line |K sitions were filled by Xandcr, left, and Allen, right —both meinltcrsof last year’s team. Xander’s quickness in dribbling helped I'rsinus recover the ball many times during the season, while Allen was always to lie depended ii| on. Last year's half backs succeeded in holding down their positions, although some Freshmen gave them a run for their places. Hcnnie Isenberg, as center half, played well in all the games. Her hard hitting gave a distinct advantage to the I'rsinus team. Lawrence deserves special commendation for her persistent fighting spirit. Light, the sturdy captain, shone in the left half of the field. Very few times did the opponents' hall get through this first line of defense, but when it did the full backs— Lil Isenberg and Helen Reimer—were there to keep it away from the goal • Lil is full of the well-known Isenberg tenacity and Reimer always plays a good game The difficult position of goal keeper alternated between letters anil Rot her-mcl. Much good new material has lieen developed among the underclassmen and the} will probably give some of the Varsity players a run for their places next year. Dci-licrt and Knipe have been doing esjH-cially good work and look like |K ssil le Varsity material. The fact that the regular hockey field was in the process of grading, making it necessary to hold practice on a small corner of the Fast Campus and to play games on the football field was, of course, somewhat of a disadvantage to the team, but it is ho|H-d that next year the old field will Ire in good shape again and ready for a record-breaking season. All of the schools played this year were in our class and, with some additional training of the type given during the season just completed, I'rsinus should be able to hold her own with any of the hockey teams of the East. Captain Ln.m Varsity Hockey Team KlllTH K. I• KTTERS, '24 Goal Keeper I .n i l M . 1 SEN HE R '23 .Full hack Helen M. Kkimkk.'22. Full Fuck C.LADYS B. Light. '22 (Captain). Half Hack Helen l IsKNBKRG, '24 Half Hack ( I.AIRE l 1 .AWHENCE. '2.? Half Hack Margaret M. Mills, 4 .. 1 'enter Molly Vink. '24 Left Inside I.1NDA .. 1 lOYHR, '23 Right Inside Mil l l KN 1 X wni K. '23 Left Wing Doris Vllkn, '22 I Manager ..Right H’i'mjj Subs: Angeline Y. Hhnkk ks, '22 Ki th mrspeniikiok, 2 a Mahkl S. Kotiiermei i„ '24 R. I’ai link Dkiiiert, . '24 SCHEDULE Ur sin us Dale Opponents Score Score Place (Vt. 10 Beech wood 1 5 1 Ionic Oct. 1.4 Swart It more 3 1 Away Oct. 27 Beech wood 2 3 Away (Vi. 29 Temple 2 0 1 lome Nov. 7 Swart h more 2 1 Home Nov. 9 Temple (Rain) A wav (.antes on—2 (•antes host- —3 Girls’ Basketball Season of 1921 to TO the absence of expert coaching, an exceptionally stiff schedule and injuries sustained by several of the star players, can l c attributed the nominal failure of the 1921 basketball season. Although not one of t he seven games played was won bv the I'rsinus aggregation, it must be said in fairness to the girls that they invariably showed up in good form. Outclassed though they were in most of the contests, the local six were never short on |H'p or enthusiasm and always played hard and clean ball. The season was o| encd at Swarthinore on January 28th and the Quakers proved themselves our su-|K-rior i n e v c r v w a y . Stroudsburg Normal, Beech wood ami Temple constituted the remainder of the schedule, the two former schools In-mg more nearly in our own class. Three of the seven games were played on the home floor and were well-fought contests. Of the 161 | oint made by I'rsinus, Captain Hcindel was responsible for 86, while l.il Isenberg was not far Itehind with a total of 75. The steady and consistent playing of these two sturdy forwards cannot Ik- praised too highly. Lil was es|K-cially good on the floor work, while Kit” could usually Ik-counter I on to roll the pill into the basket even from the most difficult angles. At center, “Marg Mills was exceptionally strong, out jumping her adversaries on numerous occasions with apparent ease. “Milly” Xander and Kit” Zerfoss, playing side center posit ions, showed an abundance of s|K-ed and snap, t Informer being particularly fast and dependable; while lie n n y Isenberg and “Peg” McCavery, in the guard positions, sehlom failed to keep the ball out of dangerous territory. In spite of the rather poor paper showing and the season’s nominal failure, the girls deserve a great deal of credit for so courageously meeting their schedule with the many odds against them from the outset. With plenty of material from which to choose, an efficient coach and a fighting captain, the 1922 basketball season should be a grand and glorious success. Captain Hkinoki. Girls Basketball Team TV Catherine E. IIkin'DEL, ’21 (Captain) Forward I.it.I.IAN M. Isenberg, '2.1 Manager) Foncard Margaret M. Mills, '24 ..('niter Mii.i.ICENT .. Xandkk, 2. Side Center Katiikyn E. ZkrFoss. ex-‘24 ..Side Center Helen F. Isenberg, ‘24 Guard Margaret A. McCaverv. ‘22 .Guard Date (Opponents SCHEDULE I 'r sinus Score Score Place Field Goals Foul Goals Jan. 28 Swart It more 0.1 .1 Away lleindel (7) lleindel (1) Jan. 2 Ea t Stroudsburg 20 10 Away Issnbcrg (X) lleindel (4) lleindel (2) Feb. 5 East St roudsburg .10 . 0 1 Ionic lleindel (11) lleindel (81 Fcl� . 9 Beech wood 42 24 Home Isenberg (7) lleindel (6) Feb. 16 Beech wood 44 20 Away lleindel (2 I sen berg (1.?) Isenberg (3 Feb. 2.1 Temple 40 20 1 Ionic lleindel (4) lleindel (4) Mar. 4 Temple 61 17 Away Isenberg (4) lleindel (2) lleindel (5) Isenberg (4) 0 PK The Freshman Primer I.KSSON I Thk 1 )imng Room beau-ti-ful stu-dents Jim-n� y anx-ious fire-place cook-ing Here is l'r-sin-us din-ing room! See the stu-dents «lo not hur-ry to the din-ing room. Why do they not hur-ry? The din-ing room i beau-ti-ful in-side, and there are two large fire-places, where Jiin-mv Bright burns all the ex-tra emp-ty box-es, left from canned goods. But the stu-dents are not anx-ious to come to the din-ing room, lie-cause they do not like the strings and fish they get to eat. How they long for moth-er's cook-ing! I.KSSON II Bomukkger Hah rad-i-a-tor Bom-lier-ger class-cs rca-son See the large, gray build-ing! The large gray build-ing is Bom-l er-gcr Hall. See the peo-ple cn-tcr-ing Bom-l er-ger Hall. They are the pro-fes-sors and stu-dents of l'r-sin-us! Some are go-ing to class-cs, and some are not go-ing to class-cs. What are they go-ing to Bom-i er-ger for? See the man-y rad-i-a-tors? Need we ask that ques-tion? I.KSSON III The Library li-bra-rv stu-di-ous to-geth-er fol-low See this large, gra build-ing! I'his large, gray build-ing is our new li-bra-ry. See the Iwys and girls cn-ter the li-bra-ry! What is the li-bra-ry for? Let us fol-low them and see! Here we are! See, all the lx ys and girls stud-y-ing to-geth-er? They are not stud-y-tng, hut are writ-ing notes and whis-per-ing. They are tak-ing a li-bra-ry course. This is one of the most |)op-u-lar cour-ses at l’r-sin-us. They are very stu-di-ous boys and girls, are they not ? I.KSSON IV—The Dike ar-is-to-crat-ic spec-ta-cles gcn-er-al-ly hap-pi-er See that tall ar-is-to-crat-ic man stand-ing there? He is our dean. See, he has his spec-ta-cles in his hand. He gcn-er-al-ly stands that way. See his sil-ver curls. Are they not pret-ty? He makes them ev-er-y night with lead pen-cils. (.iris, do you not like him? Kv-cr-y Fresh-man girl must try dur-ing her first year to vamp the duke. So far he has remained vamp-proof. But you nev-er can tell! The duke likes birds, and trees, and Inis nev-er hap-pi-er than when he is with them. We be-lieve that he knows more a-bout them than I)r. Allen. Is that not fun-ny? You will like the dean. Kv-ery-l od-y does! I.KSSON V The St n Dim. di-al grad-u-a-ted pres-en-ted per-mit-ted This is the Fr-si-nus Sun Di-al. Is it not a pret-ty sun di-al? One of the clas-ses when they grad-u-a-ted prcs-en-led it to our col-lege. They gave it to us, so that we could tell time by the sun. But we nev-er use it for that. Instead. when the moon is pret-ty, the toys toss up coins, to see which one will Ik- per-mit-ted to take his girl to it, and whis-per sweet noth-ings in her ear? Is that not a nice use for a sun di-al? We all think it is a nice use for a sun di-al. May-lie some day you will think so, ti o. What! No Water!!! IA Reiterated Tragedy in Innumerable Acts ACT I (Scene—Boys' Dorms. Time—Fall of 1921.) Mike We haven't had any water in the dorms since Tomlinson took his annual bath a month ago, and the stand-pipe went dry! Fido That's a lie! I took a shower myself the day after Tomlinson indulged in a l ath, and I got some! Sheeder - As president of Student Council you should have let me know that tin- supply ran out. I'll take up the matter with the Dean!” (Curtain—Music, Whispering Hope. ) ACT II (Scene—Dean's Office. Two weeks later.) Sheeder We must have water in the dorms at least every other week.” Duke I know. I've been working steadily on this matter for some time. Bids for another pump and stand-pipe are coming in but as yet I have not had estimates from a few companies in Cape of Good Hope, China and Alaska or the Kengle-1)eiblcr Service Company. iShade of Student of 'SO appears and laughs obstreperously.) (Curtain) ACT III (Scene Boys' Dorms. Fall of 1950.) Mike, Jr.- Any water over in Derr? Fido, Jr.— No, any in Dog House-?” Mike. Jr.- , X, ?? !!! .??? (Censored.) (Curtain Music, Strains from Miserere.) Repeat ad infinitum. STUDENTS’ COLUMN it has taken lately to Hipping corns to decide whether to take Miss Roe or one of the students to college functions. Heard during assemblies this summer: Mrs. Webb -“Now. Mary. I must insist that if you break any dishes, you come and tell me at once.” Mary K. “Why. Mrs. Webb. I can't he running to you every minute I’m on duty! We hear that Miss Hamm is liable to prosecution for the overcrowding of the mail service between Iowa and Collcgeville. College si orts recently added to those at 'Sinus: Hooch running, cask hurdling, staggering regatta and Turkish bathing. Note Any alumnus wishing to honor his Alma Mater, may endow it with a still at any time. Great Calamity! Shrciner building is condemned! One side of the foundations sag. Cause Mary K. and her delicate roommate, Ruth Kistler. Lil, Hen, Bee and Hebby, Shreiner’s everlasting caters, have lately undertaken the task of counting the number of feet from the railroad to the Arcadia Restaurant. Doris Allen has a coat which exactly matches one of Monk's suits. Quite handy, isn't it, Doris? Question: Is it Monk's arm, or the l ack of Doris' coat that we see. as in tin- twilight they wander to South? We have heard that Zeus lately proposed to Mary K. The Weakly extends its weakest congratulations. Heard in the Dorms What do you think of the Ouija board? Freshman Brocco- Don’t know. I never stayed at that hotel.” Joe C. - Nice chain you have. Ted A. Yes, I won it playing golf. Joe ( An | ecial reason for carrying tin- links around with you? Physiology (calling to his mate) I li!-giene! The Bureau reixtrts that tin-case of 11 inkle vs. Miller is revived again. This matter needs immediate attention! (‘ompliments of Gi.ad and Wikoff and An.ken and Tf.i for the good of I'rsinus. Hair Ccrling a Specialty! Bring your lead pencils. W. A. Kune, Chief Hairdresser. Tacks, Screws and all other HARDWARE Nails Kengle, Chief Proprietor. Rates reasonable. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO KNOW? All questions sure to Ik- answered. Advice given on every subject. I'kokessor-Know-it-All! Freeland Hall Exclusive Patronage Competition for Mr. Martin Vocal Lessons- Reasonable Rates! Only a few lessons needed to l� ecome a Galli-Curci, or an Enrico Caruso! Bim Deiblbr and Max Flitter U-NO-US Hearts Easily Broken! For particulars inquire of the Present Freshman ('.iris! Expert Advice on All Matters of I.oye Bring your ethical problems to us Fourth Floor, Dog House. Lectures given on FREE LOVE and TRIAL MARRIAGE Dr. Underccffler Assisted by Mike and Shaffer An Easy Way to Increase Amnesia For particulars see Dizzy Baker, Dog House. Y'crv low rates. Misery likes company is our motto. GIRLS! Do you want to grow thin? For full particulars address all communications to II. A. Aciien-liACii, Shreiner Hall. For Particulars of HYPNOTIZING see Underccffler Lessons given in the regulation of alarm clocks at midnight. Monk Paine, Dog House!! HAIR BOBBING a specialty Helen Groninger Chief Bobber Olevian Hall All victims step that way! Guaranteed to Ik- painless!! DOG HOUSE Reqcirements for Admission: Grammar school diploma, certificate of capacity from a recognized school of boot-legging. Deration of Renting Room: Four years, unless sent to alcoholic ward sooner. Degrees: A. D. (Average Drinker); O. D. (Occasional Drinker): V. S. C. Very Steady Consumer): I. A. (Incurable Alcoholic). Fraternities: Phi Beta Bottle; Theta Flaska ami Taka Shota Rye. Engage your room now. Avoid the rush. The demand is great. =□ iV I � V , . q 19 22 The Classic By Mask Walton I OFTEN sit and ponder. as I'm digging out m Greek. how old Cicero would take it were it granted him to peek into the private study of an average Classic grind, whom tradition long has credited with great prowess of mind. Do you think he’d e’er recover from the greatness of the shock, as his piercing gaze would rest u|K n the variegated stock of aids to Creek and Roman peers of universal fame whom poets in the past have deemed most worthy to acclaim? Or would his face be clouded with the semblance of a frown as In-spied the Classic riding o’er these authors of renown? Well, to me it's been a puzzle just what Cicero would do; and. I must confess. I've never thought the thing entirely through. So. as long as there’s a royal road to learning, what's the use of digging hard and plugging long and eating up the juice, l or they say we must economize and get our share of rest, so let’s turn the lights off early, boys, and crawl into our nest. To a Co-ed I By M ask Walton WHEN I first came tocollege I was sure as a bat the co-eds wouldn’t bother me. I'd bet my hat on that. I'or I knew the ways of women and while they had some charm. I was quite convinced the most of them could do their share of harm. So I strolled about the campus just as sober as a judge and although they tried to vamp me well. I simply wouldn't budge. In the classroom, in the hallways, or where’er we chanced to meet. I would spurn them like the insect life th.it crawled beneath my feet. But one day a brownhaired lassie passed me on the walk and smiled. She was not a vamp, I swear it. for her eyes looked far too mild. Like a pair of jewels they sparkled and her teeth were white as pearl man. oh. man. I'd never witnessed anything quite like that girl. Well, to sum up matters briefly, from th t very day and hour I succumbed a willing victim to this damsel’s charming power. Now my soberness has vanished; I’m as happy as a king and whene'er I see my lady I could fairly shout and sing. 1 have learned a timely lesson—take it. men. for what it’s worth: Without women this would surely be a solitary earth. Limpin’ Limericks If the Small man is tall and yet Small. And his child is Small and not tall. If the small one grows taller Will the tall one grow smaller? I can't understand it a-tall!! A fair young damsel named Kirk Went to fish in the beautiful Berk A jerk at the pin Bulled the fisherman in; To save her. Bob swore it was work. Mii.k Mix I quart of the IVrk. 1 |M uiul of garlic. 1 pint of vliit«- | astc from the College Book Store. Shake thoroughly in a bucket, walk past a cow two or three times, and serve slightly warm. Hash Gather all available scraps of shoe leather, pastel oard, etc., and cut into the smallest pieces | ossil)le. Then cut twice as small. Compress into slabs. Place on roof of Field House to harden, and collect two weeks later, with dust for hardening. Heat and flavor with Sloan’s liniment. Spaghetti I'nroll 203 yards of coarse white string. Shave and massage until it can stand alone Chop into 5G-inch pieces. Add several sticks of garlic, one dozen and three pickled snakes, from the Biology lab. one pint sour milk and toil. Serve in place of lunch. Gravy -Mix two pounds Collegcville inud, two tulies I-ePage's glue, three glasses pure water from mosquito jwiihI and other surrounding puddles. Stir in a hat-pin holder, pour through the radiators at Shreiner, add pickle juice from the Hi lab and serve. Am.I- Suck Get a Freshman to carry a bucket of water under an apple tree and wait until a caterpillar or other insect falls in, taking care that no apples come near the bucket. Allow it to ferment. Filter and if it does not jell, add some mud from puddle on Main Street near the Su| er-house. When hard, moisten and serve in attractive crockery (such as is used in the Collegcville Arcadia). S« KAPPt.K ????!!?? One of Mrs. Webb's deepest secrets. Ignorance is bliss, so say we all of us! !!!?????!!!?? Sot r Boil several laundry tubs full of water for a few days. Tie a bean to a string and very, very quickly | assit through the water. Wing careful that none of the vegetable remains in the water. Crow over the mixture once and throw out the Ixtck door as fast as possible. Gather up and wash off dirt with hot water and tar soap. Serve lukewarm. Roast Pork Steal three young guinea pigs from Doc Allen's collection. Roll them several times on Freeland path, and hang them by their tails from the college balcony for two months. Cure in Altenderfer’s Chcm lab. Cook until no Havor remains. Add plenty of salt and serve on very small individual platters. Friday's Fish Wait until Biology 5 class is dismissed. Remove several specimens from the formalin trough. Remove 3,989 Wiles and to these add 2x t oz. of indigestion. Flavor with sand and serve with care. Beans Remove all Wans from the strings and discard them. Hang strings up in boiler house todry. Add salt, then l oil and fry. Serve cold. (Keep rats away while drying. These havc-licens improve with each serving.) Mcsii Hide liehiml the davenport in any of the girls' halls, during social hour. Collect the mush by absorption in a I toiler and serve with milk. Do You Know That You can always tell a Freshman? Ami tell him a lot ? You can always tell a Soph? But you can't tell him much? Lucifer wasn't a second Cupid, even though he was a good match-maker? Love has its advantages -even at Crsinus? Radiators in Bomborger never need to be dusted? There are three financial virtues—patrimony, matrimony and alimony but the greatest of these is alimony? Oberholtzer wants to complete his lessons in shimmying? Doc Allen has introduced a new course— “Bio, meaning to laugh.” and Ology, meaning to read. But wc wonder, do you read ami laugh in Biology courses? Cupid was foiled when Miles Miller's brother was called home from Crsinus, just at the time when affairs with the Knauer branch of his family started to look interesting to him? Bobln-d hair is gradually beginning to bc-comc popular with the weaker sex at our college? Several of the toys, too, are thinking of bobbing theirs? Crsinus is some place. It has four of the very best classes any college ever had. even including the little insignificant Freshmen? Some day we'll all be proud of Crsinus ami when it grows up into a Cniversitv, we'll In-glad we attended this Winter Recreation Grounds !!! So let's give a big cheer for Crsinus! Are you in it? Hip! Hip!! Mother Goose Melodies of Ur sinus To Kuhnt's, to Kuhnt's To buy cinnamon bun; Home again; home again. Market is clone! Three wise men of ’Sinus Hiked to a Washington game; Had thejr “hops been stronger. My story had l een longer! Ted to Aileen: Curly links, curly locks! Wilt thou In-mine? Thou shalt not wash dishes, nor yet feed the swine; Hut sit on a cushion and sew a fine seam, And feed upon mushy mush, sugar and cream!” A diller, a dollar, An eight o'clock scholar. What makes Jonesy come so soon? She used to come at eight o’clock, Hut now she comes at noon! Ksther had a little lamb, His hair wasn't white as snow; And everywhere that Ksther went. Her Joe was sure to go. Needles and pins! Needles and pins! Now that I.eatwin's a freshman, 11 is trouble liegins. Old Man Hubbard, went to the cupboard. To get him a bit of a drink; Hut when he got there, the cupboard was bare, So he got him a drink at the sink! Sing a song of poker, A pocket full of pence; And when that game was ended, Dave Krb was minus cents. Louie's quite queer with her beaux -What she'll do next, nobody knows; Sometimes she will smile. Nearly all of the while. And other times turns up her ncux! Oh! Mary Kirk was a merry old soul. And a merry old soul was she; She called a fudge party, and oh, what a smart v! She hazed those | oor Freshmen, whooj -ce! Ramblers are crimson, The clouds are steel: So of twenty-two Let the praises | eal! Who’s Who in ’22 Smallest person in our class Little A proof of woman's | owcr over man ...Farley Man most easily seen through .Glass The guv who made an absolutely sensible remark for once. ... .(.obrecht brightest | crson in the class Bright Our future Christy ..Sun k Most often mentioned in medical circles .Paine First-class ditch-digger, s|x� iled by a slight attack of indigestion .Frutchey Our future dean .Shceder Noisiest person in the class Canan A successful experimenter in free love and trial marriage. UndercufHer Our Cavaliera Rusticanna and Modern Hercules........... ... ....... . .Detwiler Most quizzical Eleanor Our favorite Kahn Our Carusos Too numerous to mention Our Enoch Pickleweight . .Dcibler The coach's little (?) brother Cornog Our munitions factory ...Arms A forest product sh The most even-tempered?. Doris Our best adviser Altenderfer The cutest Cordy The most sought-after Our most assiduous student? )tir banker Most angelic Greatest number on the string .. (lone Hook man .Grecnawalt Angel Bee and llebby A modern Cinderella .Mary Jam- Most despised by a buck private l.ouey Best philosopher . Sue Most talkative Myrtle Keim Quietest............................. Mac Moyer Most useful at night Light The sternest jx-rson in the school Mildred M it man I oiliest Wittiest Snappiest..... Slouchicst Most earnest . . Best mannered The one least known about Peg McCaverv Johnny Ncwitt Helen Keimer Zit .Peterman ............ Leon Marian Slotterer Surest to make the hiking team .Walker Our chaplain .Weller Most bashful ..WiHasin The most scholarly ..Zcndt 5 , T J —iPg£ 119 RU BY-j A Proctors 'Twas a cold nite in winter And all through the hall. Not a creature was stirring, Not a foot step did fall! The girls were all nestled All snug in their lieds With visions of Donkey Kars Stuffed in their heads. Roomy in her kerchief Ami I in my cap. Had just settled down For a goo I evening’s nap When out in the hall There arose such a clatter, I rose from my cot To see what was the matter: To the room in the corner I llew in great haste, And with the disturbance Soon came face to face; For there by the window Two dark forms did kneel Soliloquy And from them, of laughter Came | eal after peal! And over the sill Where the two girls were kneeling, A suitcase on ro|� e Was slowly appearing. And then to my ears, ('a me voices tielow Here are a few eats, girls. For you surely must know “Now, girls, such noise We cannot endure. Your laughter's outrageous Your actions I'm sure Student Council's out hunting And your chances are slim. If for doing such antics They should gather you in!” Down went the window And meekly in bed, I tucked the two culprits. Hearts heavy as lead! How to Act i AU Co eds A few suggestions on how to act when attending an afternoon tea in Collegeville Society circles: 1. Always wear hats, long kid gloves, strictly afternoon dresses and veils. 1. Rush up to your hostess as soon as you enter, and throwing your arms around her neck, siv how hungry you are. Never commit such a great breach of etiquette as to forget your card. If you have none of your own, autograph the card of your neighbor. 4. ( ards should lie slyly and secret ly “pushed” into some corner when no one is looking, so that the hostess may have the pleasure of finding them, in unex| ected places, when months later her home is cleaned. Take Note� 5. Never sit down. Always stand! Your eating capacity will lie larger. ( . Ten minutes is the shortest proper time to stay. Hut this is a matter of taste. As long as you can get something to eat, stay on! When the “eats” are gone, it is time to go home. 7. Always be sure to call u|x n your hostess, within ten days after her tea, etc. And do not hesitate to mention how you enjoyed the refreshments. It is good policy to so do. for there may be something left over and you will then receive seconds.” Never wait longer than ten days, as the cakes and sandwiches may no longer be fresh. S. I :pon leaving, lie sure to give- a Throbdy-o, if you are not t io full from eating goodies. How Some Ursinusites Spend their Saturday Nitcs Max and Helen—Ditto. Anne—Tosses up a coin to sec whether to write to Clyde or Frank. Jack Stock —Studies models at the Bijou or Troc. Dean Ki.ine Ruts his hair up on | o-ncils so he will lie presentable to call on his ladylove ilex' day. Aii.rkx and Ted—Make plans for a great Crsinus petting party. Kstiiek Discusses plans for next canoeing trip with Joe. Henny Struggles to get wealthy by first getting Rich. Siiekdek Writes his daily letter to Joe— and being Saturday, makes it unusually long. RU TH - IS -MIG HT 19 Z2 Constitution and Rules of the Ursinus Reformatory for Girls ARTICLE I The name of this association shall Ik? the I'rsinns Reformatory for Girls. ARTICLE II The object of this association shall lx-, to uphold by its control, the tricks and misdemeanors of the females on the campus and in the halls, and to punish severely all such students as shall attempt to become ovcrlwaring in their goodness. ARTICLE III Any female of the species desiring the protection of this association against the irate wrath of those commonly known around the campus as the “goody-goodies” shall be considered a member, after having paid an initiation fee of $0.13. ARTICLE IV There shall Ik- one executive member in each hall to maintain peace between the black and white sheep of the Reformatory. ARTICLE V GENERAL Kt'I.KS Suction 1. I.kuits All lights must be kept burning all night in order that the members may rest assured that the preceptress is nowhere in hi«ling in the closet or under the bed. Sec. 2. All students In-ing fortunate enough to secure a member of the opposite sex, may enjoy Social Hour, on the campus, until they run out of conversation. Sec. 3. Students are encouraged to go on sleighing parties and moonlight doggie roasts unchaperoncd in order to have the practical training of their theoretical course in the Art and Science of Love Making. Sec. 4. No student shall covet any one’s |M)wder puff or cigarette holder. Sec. 5. In an examination no member shall tell another member an incorrect answer to any question. If she is found guilty, any mem-Ikt so doing, shall Ik- heavily a punished. Ikt so doing, shall be he ind severely Sec. 6. Interclass track meets shall take place on the two days in the week that the Tunerville trolley line takes off to rest up from the heavy traffic. The track for the meet shall extend in the trolley tracks from Pearlstein's to the mosquito pond, and back again. Sec. 7. Every student shall be required to attend the weekly dance at Pearlstein's in order to acquire the aesthetic in dancing. Sec. 8. Every student shall be required to attend a swimming class held twice a week or Tuesdays, all year around, in mosquito pond. (Caution: Bring along your air wings as this |K� nd is lK� t tom less!) Sec. 9. All freshmen students shall be required to write a thesis on Proposal for Marriage and deliver same with fervor and spirit to some |XM r unsuspecting male of the species, before the lK-ginning of commencement week, the aforesaid proposal Itcing made on a Inautiful night at midnight when the sun is shining brightly. ARTICLE VI HONOR SYSTEM KCI.ES Section I. In Hoots’ finals, sign the pledge before the examination it will ease your conscience. Sec. 2. Never make ponies. Always take all lx oks into the examination and refer to them as much as possible. Books purchased must Ik- used some time during the course, and this is a g(xxl chance to get your money’s worth out of the Ixxik. Sec. 3. If reference required cannot Ik? located in lxx� k, try to put down the same thing as on your neighlx r's |� apcr, but change the words slightly. SEC. 4. Keep on writing while absorbing material front your neighbor's paper—it will tend to hide your good intentions. Sec. 5. Always use soft pencils in an exam and write very large and clearly, so that if your paper does by chance contain something, your neighlxtr may also receive it. Sec. ( . Get everything you can as long.as you get it, it doesn't matter how you get it. ARTIC LE VII Rt LES FOR THE SAl.I.E A MANGER Section 1. Never heed the Ik-II -come in at anytime. We have continual service from 7 P. Si. to 7 A. M. Sec. 2. Always sling the bread and butter around the table, even if it doesn't hit tinplates provided for that purpose. Sec. 3. Be sure and take away an ample supply of food from the dining room. Sec. L What you can't eat. throw at some one, not slighting the dean. Sec. 5. Always dance In-tween the seven-course dinners we have every night. Sec. 6. Get yours—don't mind any one else. ARTICLE IX Any student violating any of the aforesaid rules shall be punished severely by expulsion from this most exclusive and renowned reformatory. - TRUTH-IS -'ll JLO .+r± , 19 22 t ¥ A Questionnaire The following questionnaire Ikis l ccn prepared for Mr. Edison at the request of Tom Eliot: 1. Why do football men get weak so suddenly and have to lean on the girl whom they ask to escort to her hall? 2. Why do 1 never have to dust the radiators in Bombcrgcr Mali? 3. How many couples have I locked in Bom-berger Hall after society? 4. Do they play hare and hounds in Doc Tower's classes? If fine pajier come from? not, where does all that 5. Why are all the fellows and girls so nice to me? 6. Are all college professors as ignorant and helpless as those of l'rsinus? 7. If I should ever become delirious and tell what I knew about l’rsinus, would Doc Ontwake recover? 8. Is it proper to a|x !ogizc to | eople you run into in the darkness? 9. How short will dresses become before I loots come into style? 10. If all the girls make “A’s” will Doc Oimvake allow them to smoke pi|x-s. Rules for Freshmen Girls The following rules have been suggested fur the Freshmen girls by a committee composed of Marian Slottercr, chairlady; Doris Allen and Mary Kirkpatrick: GENERAL RI LES 1. Wear baby's bib and nipple. Have name embroidered on bib in two-inch red and green letters. 1. Run all errands for this committee first and then consider Sophomores. .1. When asked the time, get down on your knees and “cuckoo the hour. 4. Carry your umbrella everywhere you go, and o| en and close it within doors. 5. Eat all food with a s|kkiii or knife and all liquids, a la nipple or straw. ( . Cse paint and powder recommended by committee. When colors dull or fade have face massaged with stiff bristles. 7. Wear no jewelry except gold teeth. 8. Blush and stumble whenever you pass a young man. 9. Have all dates ready made. PENALTIES FOR INFRACTION OF ABOVE Rl'I.ES 1. Wear no silk stockings. 2. Make a noise like a pump without water when addressed by young man. 3. Wear a green riblxm three inches wide, tied in a bow, above the elbow on the left arm. 4. Turn all men’s pictures to the wall liefore retiring so that the night air will not discolor them. 5. Carry peanuts for your big sister. More Truth than Poetry The verse you write, you say is written, ll rules despite, but not despit ten, The gas you light, is never lit ten. The things you drank, were doubtless drunk. The lx v you spank, is never spunk: friend you thank, but never thunk. Supjiose you sjieak, then you have spoken. But if you sneak, you have not snoken; The shoes that squeak have never squoken. A dog will bite, likewise has bitten With all his might, but not his mitten. You may fly your kite, but not your kitten. V T r 7t U IT ]p $ ' s IIHT - RIGHT-IS-L AW - Extracts from a Freshman s Diary Being an Intimate Chronicle of Campus Events with Illuminating Illustrations k Aivin i ME tzos: dza z. f4o i£ EKOZB 14. Im gonna start a «licrv today. Witmer sez he thinks their is nothin like writ in about things that intrest n 2 develop urselvcs in gild english. 15. Lekshttr this pm. The Hedliners enter-tane the skool. s| cshuly the niagishiin whose pickled palm gastly reveled the past future!! the fat ini|)ersonater whose jxtthoses maid us weep. 16. Coxev's elaire finds a grasshopper in biology lab with its mouthful uv legs. 17. Schlegel’s editorial on Steady Hour i still the topick of soshul eonversashun. 18. Freeland Freeks by a cuple thou sail pins-burg stogeys. I burnt 1 uv my sundae toilers 2 destroy the oder. 19. Dock Becrdwood hands out normenclet-shur sheets all uv us freshmen feel much deprest. 20. Slatington givs sketch in societe. I wunder how meny rehersels are needed 4 an illustrated lekshur with men talent. 21. I get kalled out uv sound sleep at 11 o’klock 2 get cigcrcttes down town. I think its terrible 2 treet a man like that but Bing told me student counsel paddels have splinters. 22. Fran Cv l.es go 2 church 2 discus the pick-shurs thev admired in soshul our the nite lu-4. 22. Charley Ward goes 2 Norristown 2 see Pat Whites C.ayety C.irls. 24. Zit Rutter Bob Baker have an all nite argument weather or not a egg is a anintcl. 4 f) ■f A n J w r ———i if y T l) ' r' o o VS 24. I in goin home to mother. Thanksgiving recess In-gins. 15. Ah, Turkey! Crsinus goes 2 Mulenburg 2 Ih- deleted 14-2-59. Blame it on the Ix-ens. 29. Classes In-gin agen til Krisntas. 50. I bet Mary Kirk a cake uv sope on the Frosh-Soph football game. C� ee but shes a nice gurl. She aint frivolus like most ov them. 1. Im gonna get serins. Dock Newman |n-eks at 045 in YMAYW A maiks the chils S: fever run ii| A- down my back. 2. Today it wuz the Frosh-Soph footl all game. The skore was a Tv game but we 1. .v Mr. Muriz takes his ejukashun klass 2 visit Frankford high skool. A gtnl time wuz had buy all. 4. 1‘ of I wallops Crsinus basketball teem. 42-2-14. Alt Joe taik revenje in danse witch follows. As result many taik taxevs home. 5. Frutchcv. Deibler, Erb frcnds after spending all uv friends gelt almost get free brekfast in stashun house sundae am. 0. Weakly koms out. Prominent travelors brake forth in print. 7. That krazy pine bluff inn buntch met in college lekslmr room today !v orgcnized. Plot 2 maik Monk Pain onerary memln-r frustrated buy Shrimp; Doris mad agen. X. Crsinus 50—Drexel 20. Yea-lnd! 9. Dock Towers |n-t filosofers meet at his home I werbal liskushun. South hall gurls all most suffikated buy hevy prinse alln-rt atmusfear In-ing list 2 eigerettes. 11. Weve hadda big nitc. All Derr hall then some watche l theeffeksof wiggeling Cnder-kuftlers big tin- wile the rest uv him slept. (Ice it wurkt! Med tawk in his sleep evry time. Some fellows sed it wuz a joke but I dont lieleve it. Im lieing college ejukated so that I no wen a feller is tryin 2 find me. 12. Dik Richards A- Jean got a tin wiclrolla from Paradizc Pa. Now they are sellin seeds 2 maik us fellows pay 4 it. There rekord is the 25 saint on the other side the Lord is my shepherd. 15. Rutgers basketball teem has a slite taste uv revenje. 54 2-15. |( . Kaliptal toothpaste campain starts. Cse 1 i as much it lasts 5 times as far. Ted Arms wore out his toothbrush sinse he hurd their was alCohol in it. 17. Oh, (.od where the Oriflame would stand if I were King of France! .is Deity sed 1 Shccter in Schaflf play. It wuz thrilling all the way throo maid me all kreepy. 18. I rsinus induljes in her 1st tee danse. In the pm the Awful 4 witch wuz sed 2 be very gud wasnt. As Dock Oimvakc, a prominent visitor 2 our college, once sed, its awful the soshul life iiv this joint. 20. Krismas parties at all halls. At Olevian Shcetcr is waiter and miss Krmold gives him (winters on waiters ctikett. 21. “Hard the Herald Angles Sing at I o'klock in the am. Doris sez good-lwy and merrie Xmas to Monk and Shrimp in SelialT Hall according to skcdule. We go home 2 eat rite after klasses. •I. Tuesday back agen. Evrybody in high fethers much displaying uv wot Santv Klaws brot. 5. Dock Baden kwarentined but. gee, them dum seniors are taken his klasses. 6. Miss Mi Kami granted leaf uv abseiise 4 the rest uv the yr. X- Miss Ham mooves 2 the maples. 7. St. Josep beet by I s. 14-10. 8. Jean Mockford wares new dimon wring receves much attenshun. 0. I happened in 2 Alts room tonite X fownd him X- Shrimp Joe each winnin 100 dollcrs ackordin 2 there opinions. Kiting limeriks may be fun but its hard on ur frends. 10. Kmmy Huyctt hides in Mosscys kloset 2 eskajie konversashun with her preceptress but Miss Mack stays X talks 2 Mossy 4 an our. 12. WikofT thot lie wuz performin at the C.arrik in “Broken China given by the Y's tonite. 4 Jt T RU T ‘ H M iL Jrt A Ji. v IT 1 ' M «. 13. Faculty decides 2 admit new studcs at the o|M-nin uv the 2nd tiinn. link Hunter told me it wuz bekausc they eks|X‘kt 2 tlunk mi meny at midyear exams, lies got me skarcd with tellin me how hard they arc gonna he. 14. Zit ha l a birthday party. After eksaw-sting Charlie Var«ls pantrey they et all wot Gummy hrot from Pottstown. Dis-liepsia is all the rage aiming the Freeks. 15. basketball with Dickenson at home. Kid violinist plays in pm but devoted copies invested in uther kinds uv notes. 16. At last (ilad tells l.es she lost his pin it I overturn! her tell Doris that he took it like an angle. 17. Updyke asts 4 him 369 in church but secin as how they ownly put 368 in the liook that I wuznt sung. Rev. Klapp tells 2 or 3 more pursonel ex|icriences but I donl see how he saw so mutch goin thru life like he duz with his eyes shut most uv the time. IS. Woke up this mornin feelin fine but after talkin 2 Allen Glass 4 10 mins I felt as tho all my rclashuns had dyed and left me nuthin but dets. lie shure is cheerfull. lied make a gud president 4 a buntch uv Chinee profcshunal morners. 2t). Kvrylxxly is dust in textbooks vS: drinkin blak coffee preparin t i taik exams. I.enker is goin to a jkiwwow dokter to sea if he'll get past. 21. Yet studyin. 22. Studyin yet. Oni 'Populor Science vSaii f 'croieiLY AtMusrto 23. Student counsel danse tonite sinsc Priser ast 7 gurls didnt get taken Im glad 1 didnt try but I kinda wud have like l 2 taken the most | opular gurl in skool, Mary Kirk. 27. Sckund turm logins Cv I leaf over anuther turn. 2 new freshmen from I ‘hilly arrive they l K)k so green they dazzel. 29. Girls basketball teem had hard luk on trip 2 E Stroudslierg S: Swathmore but the boys l ect F M. Bostonia Sextett tonite all reer sects taken. 31. Nurse konis 2 t’rsinus 2 kare 4 all students hooare fortunate 2 be sik. All fellows go 2 lied at once. c 1. Marks out. Dock Omwake maiks long prayer in chapel. 2. Klopp plays Santy Klaws. All get a Iwxks UV sope toothpaste (Coalgates Loudest). 3. The Dccti maiks a frosty statement that wimen students cant go skat in without a shajxrron at witch an angry buzzing drowns out the anthem. I. Wen Dock Wales ast Prizer in Bibel klass what Capernum wuz note l I he sed it wuz known 2 be a mod re n city in its lay. 5. K Stroudsberg in field cage gets repayed by I gnrls, 30-30. 7. Dog House washes again. I’ain and Deib-ler bye so|x-. S. They say I'nderkufller woke up the sikology klass today with his views on the sujestt-bilitv uv the pig as shone by his tale. . Bcechw x d girls swampt 42-24. Wish Beech-wood was a co-ed. 10. C.urls ('.lee Klub maid its 1st appearance at Norristown tonitc. 13. Sunday and not mutch doin. I joined the krowd 2 Ironbridgc S. S. ('.ess the Weekly never went with that buntch. 14-15-16. 3 days uv life service conference N feel serins agen. 17. Had chicken 4 dinner. Its Pounders Day thats why. Senior (‘lass song kuinposed buy Dot ritten buy Rusty is a wiz. IS. Maurer taiks his weekly trip home. 16. Collegcvillc gets a policeman. Sez he wont take no dern foolishness from them college fellers. 20. Sundae agen. Took my gurl 2 church ionite. Had a fine time. 21. Snowed today. Wish I had my bobsled here. If owniy 1 were a boy agen. 22. Hooray 4 Washington—a holiday today. This pm .wing Declamation prizes go 2 M. Yost II. IsenlH-rg; also I.es Bictsch. (Wad received congratulashuns. Frank !v Jo go on sleigh ride. TRUTH-IS -M . WlL % IIC ♦'V Vk 4 ik 71 4 K 22 +j -' “ T - 25ST 7 2.?. Temple Iwets girls at home wile Ijovs bow 2 Allbrite. 24. Ancient file ends in a compromize. The girls get I s 4 athletics Imt fancy ones. 25. I'of I debaters take home the bakon. also some home brew. 26. I'rsinus moves 2 l.afavette 4 student volunteer confurense. 27. Wsper survise in chapel. Dock Omwakc raves loud long. 28. lilue Monday, same as usual. 1. College orkestra attends Montg. Co. bank-wet in a IhkIv. 2. Aleman told me konfidenshully that he maid a late with a gurl wunse but she didnt akscpt. Undercuff She eder Odd hike {o we lfi’ou uf'otT’on 5. Sheeter, Shlegel Underkufller start 4 Washn.4 the inaugurashun. (lee tliay must have ambishun. 4. Kale receeves a telegram kollekt from fiends in Balto. He raves outwurdly. 5. Corkhill gets a letter from his gurl 2 els. dew. Derr Hall Rosebuds swamp Dog House Thistles in thrilling basketball game. 6. Same as Feb 20. 7. Luzerne Co. orgenizes. Allen Deed holds all ofiises. 8. Link after taken his 1st smoak sed gosh fellos I bet this old wurld uv ours is makin more than 1 revolushun evrv 24 hrs. 0. Dock C.ood turns out lites shows pick-shurs wile fokes in the gallury applaud. 10. Slater goes 2 Troc with uther prcechers. 11. I wuz on the freshman program in society tonite 4 1st time. Felt funny in the nees but evrylxKlv lafft so gess I wuz purty gcxx!. 12. Shorty Leeming got his hare kut 4 Sundae. 15. Same as Mar 6. 14. Houck talks in his sleep sez I'm som guy I am. JL 0 JL s 15. Hoo-ray! We fool Sophomores | ect them 16-1 in basketball. 16. Burnd are lyes tonite but I saved mine. Mcbbe I ken hire it out next yr. 17. Hrmolds plant sweet pee seeds. 18. Allens Witmers ditto. 16. W ent home 4 Master. 29. .lad 2 get back agen but hate tomorrow wen steadies start. 50. Evrybody played out wish 4 anuther recess. 41. Tomorrows April fool Im gonna watch myself. They cant fool me liekausc Im edjikated now. 1. The Decn sed all bills had 2 be payed today or we kudnt koni 2 klass but I wuz fooled wunse this am. S: sinse its April fool I new lie was jokin so III wait til tomorro. 2. Jrs. all dresst up. Goby went 2 IMiillv 2 have his pitcher taken. 5. Sundae—slept all am. 4. Dog House runs hole freshmen klass 2 Kunts 4 a bag uv pretzels. Evrybody thot it wuz funnie lint I kudnt sea it that weigh. 5. Short I nderkulfler shows lies in cundishun buy drinkin too qts. uv jinger ale. Derr hall has hot watter 4 1st time in yrs. 6. Ty eleks Jimmie Brite YM pres. 7. Jonnie Newitt tells how I'rsinus can get a swimmin pool. 8. Dirtie Watter Neuroth trys 2 shave with toothpaste but sez it dont work rite. Dick Richards in teers as Forry leeves. 9. Paine Deibler have munthly debait: “Resolved that my roommate shud by are so| c. Both on afFirmativ side. 10. Snows agen. Sundae all «lav. 11. Gregory Mason in last lekshur coarse nunilier tells uv kundishuns in I 'rope. Things must uv l ecn party bad over thare. 12. Toots I . A. Jr. attakted buy meesels. 14. Doktur Macfarland fails 2 ap| eer at Kent By meeting. Missus Allen, Missus Baden, Skeesicks Aleman are entertained buy Mendels law the burds wile the rest enertain each other. 11 Mister Payslcy specks 2 I lie college. Hookey resooms her nite walking. 15. Xtra! Su|icrhousc jv � r -l� pulled down «N; Yellow tag nalcd on door. 16. Had onr 1st blowout tonitc wen we give the Jrs. there shine. I.ites ownlv blowed out wunsc tho. Dekerashuns wur gorjus, eets skrmnshus X- Mike interduecd the sahibrius selebrities evrylxxly had a swell t i me. 17. Extreme unction | crformed over Kale wen he sleeps til 8 am. thi morning (Sumlae). 18. Sally Mossteller refuses 2 set in Xewitts lap « sez Im perticular hoosc lap I set in. 19. Prof Small sed in are klass this am. after putting exampel on bord Now you watch the bord wile I go thru it. Evrvbodv lafTt. 20. Tide terns. Shelly the rest wallup Lehigh-5-1. King the liells iiv old Lrsinus. Moon shines brite 4 the Ell danse. 22. I ridav. Lima lieens, fish «S; jelatin I dinner, as tishul. 25. WHK Miller eets with us tonitc. He maiks an awful noise wen he eets his soop. 24. spys posted 2 look 4 kuses at church. (-lad I didnt have a gurl. 25. Miss Ham part uv fakulty enjoy moonlitc on the Purk. 26. The eturnel tyrangel meets in Olevian. Yost wuz elimunated Erets krowned kon-kering herow. 27. The college pump brakes. Mutch bewale-ing buy the decn. 28. Boots Baden in are Spanish klass sez week vowels are you and I. 29. Sam emit s| ends the weak end at skool. 50. Innerkollejiat or.itorik.il contest tonitc. Toby pulls 5 prize 4 Sinus. Lets go! 6VKl: ' .sOiA 1. Sundae. C.eneral |iiic t mainlancd. 2. Musick students show off in rcsital. Wuz gud as the (iarrick. 3. Fran’s (lowers arrive from sity 1 last nites affarc. Place is bone dry even showers. Ilavcnt I tallied 4 a weak. Pump still broaken! I. Seniors have a wet banquet in Norristown. Rainin still. 5. Ruth Hebsacker cudnt sleep last nitc. Had 2 releve her mind at 1205 am so rote a letter in poetry. 6. Last drop uv waiter gone. Curses! All the boys para«led 2 Perk 2 wash. Shiverin yet! Ugh!! 7. Ursinus gets llaverford bye the nek. 11-1. 8. Skoolworn ejicaters asseml el at Ursinus 4 a suinshus repast. It). Klassical piknick. Ministers wives go 2 Walley forge. 11. Il-P danses in Cage with frends. All rools off. 12. KvrvlKxly drest up. Ruby fotografer hear 2 take pitchers. Wish Id lose my freshman cap- 15. Dock Omwake makes his annulc lament about the Ursinus Kuntry Klub. Am still wandering wot he means. 14. Junior play bang! bang! went a revolver in the darkness iS: the vtllcns huskey woise wuz herd 2 say woman dew as I command or III choke yuh!! (lee, I in gonna be a aktor some day. 15. Claire Lawrence spyed a caff on the kampus this pm sell Now we ken have lam 4 dinner. 17. Kcm-liy bank wets at Walley Forge. Las chance to pay back groop shine dates someone scd. 18. Anuther VM VW meeting. Jo Marg brot teers 2 my eyes buy the duet they sang together. V R r l 4 v 10. Condolenses 2 tin: scrubs. Spring Sity high submerjes them. 20. Cherry lllossum enthoosiasts jurney 2 Conshohocken. 21. Varsity loses 2 Dickensen S: l‘ M . 22. The Dean diskovers that college students brake rules wen he meets some on his sundae walk. 23. Mutch rejoicing! Seniors liegin then- last lap wen tltare finds start. 24. Kay. Sinus. Sinus! We win Frosh-Soph baseball battle. 7-6. Throb-ly-o! SjK-nd so-slml our burying red caps. 3 cheers!! 25. (ilenwood reunion infests kampus. I.adeys sing docksology at opening of lunchon and Clad thinks it thare skool song. 26. Dock • Missus Omwake receive Seniors at Sii|HThouse. 27. Helen Kcimer gets ice creme delivered bye a Senior “with prep sk x l maners.” The quotashuil is miss Krmolds. 2S. Varsity loses agen. Slinks! 30. Dog House- picknicks at Frbwille Cv tin-rest uv the skool at Walle-y Forge. I staid home 2 steady 4 exams. 31, 3 grom-s!!! exams are hear. 1. Same as yesterday. 2. The college has a little rekreashun from • lull kare. 6 thousan doller tier! Deitz Helflrich 2 the reskue. Buket brigade works well. 3. The president ast the college today 2 duble up 4 commencement. 4. Dock Dm wakes revishun u the Womens student (iovt. roole-s read underklassmen soshul our talKM : shaperons 4 evrything; no gurl allowd 2 even contemplait going swimmin.” (ice Im glad I aint no gurl. 5. At brekfast l-'ido startled the dining room bye droppin a Immiiii or somethin in I'lxlykes coffee. Baccalaraet this pm. 6. Meny relatives kom 4 class day. In tlupin the Dccn's junior oratorikel contests are held. Dollurs Winners 20 Detty Mary Hcrsh 15 Sheeter 10 Angel r b y m y rVrai u j. i. pW. fi f . A lAHf K’l ( ST • - Mi' •1 h ''Z % mi 1 it RE L OfD OLE A K IN if TI WE tfr l)E ON FINAL t A JAl.5 HU! WF ALL qOT TO the FIKB 4 7. Alumni day is a awful dum affare exsept Wander wot they dew out thare in the 4 the dinner and presidents receptshun. dark? (•ee tlie luvsick cupels afterward inaiks g. Whoop-ee! Commencement is lu-ar. Cood-a feller stck. Almost humped into a pr by T„ the Seniors the college til next that I thot wuz a tree on the kampus. vr % 14. Holy mackrel! Its grate 2 1k c a sophomor! Rcjistered lookt around the plase. Thare are so meny new students this vr. 15. 1st lay uv wurk the tugawar. Confound it! we had hard luck the frosh 1. Looks gud 2 sea someone else ware a hlak tye kap with green Imtten. I bet thay feel fo«)lish. This pm the pres, tohl frosh now 2 enjoy life. Same stuff he pulled last yr. Wandered wy so meny Seniors was missing tonitc. 16. Sassielies both start out on humdinger yrs. 17. Tonite the VM VW rese| shun. I met all the ministurs but no freshmen. Dock 0mwake busted up the stunts told us to go home. He sure dont mince wurds. 18. Hcnny Isenbcrg, l.ils sister, our wood-lie nurse blows in. 19. All Oleviens turned out 2 kill a rat. Miss Krmold direkted the massakcr 5 hunderd ft from the batteltield. 20. No ranc—no water no bathes. Drcdful aint it? 21. Helen Kcimcr dragging logs 4 tire on doggy rost se«l Moses had nuthin on me wen it koms 2 strent h. 22. Tom maid short wurk of the grass on the kampus today. His hoarse wii actin sort a mulish I herd him say Say you thare Im not gonna tel you ware I wish u were. Toms a pretty good feller. 2. . Helen ironiugers hat dont lit her lied anymore. Sites Konna set a trap 2 rckovcr her lost pro|� erty. 21. K utters pa yes her del 33-0. To IkuI. l.ibrery cornerstone layed. (lurls halls up to there ohl fudje parleys agen. I wu nt invited. 25. Ileresa pome I made: Reba wares a happy smile And say! shell walk I mcny a mile Wen Gorge koms back 4 just a wile. 27. Toby goes 2 the sity 4 harenets and brings home bargcns. 41 28. Seen: Kere uv Bomburger. Time: Ten 15 at nitc. Place: Pier eskape. Charecturs: Ast Shrimp or Mike! Okashun for Akt: Tom loks Bomburger two urly. 29. The big jtep meeting turns out 2 | cppy. O u band!?!? 30. In Sikology class today Tomlinson sed 2 Dock Tower after snapping lingers 4 a time 2 gane attenshun: “did I anser hear 4 myself or Mister I'lxlyke?” After lookin up the roll l� ook Dock replyed: “Yes, yes. I've markt lx� th uv u absent. Evrybody lafft. Wander wv! J[ 1. Home game with Yillanova. We use Paterson field 1st time in 2 yrs. but lost six 0. Also 1st danse uv yr. 2. Kev Klapp uses too tones uv voise in scrmuu tinlay and o|K‘its eyes onse. 3. Football praktise bekoms reglar shutter mutch to distress uv yung l.uleys. 4. Mary K byes the remncts uv Beat levs con-fekshunery iA distributes it in Bibcl klass. 5. Jill Icy Moss had soshul our with Henry Zebra tonite. Its roomered thay tawked about dansing, hen balling her out 4 doin same on majK-ls karpet. 6. Am. Ilistcry klass wuz talkin about englands sistem of elections K the prof wackscd enthusiast ick. A. Hen ricks razed her hand 2 ast “but dew thay have any graft or anything like that in cngland? 7. Today students in prof. Mertzs ejukashiin class faff voluntcrily at 1 uv his jox! Kvry-IhmIv looks around 4 a kronikler. 8. 4 gurls in Olevien Ik� I thare hare. I think the college sltud provide amusement 4 Sat nites to keep students out uv mischief. 9. Kvryone suspishus that Bim has a Feebly growin down on his upper lip. J) 41 10. A big day 4 Mon. In am Fritz Ash suddenly loves Am. Hist, klass. In pm Bcctch-wood out Massed buy our hockey teem. 11. Spring City bank robbed. Buk Hunter sez if he had known it before hand he wud have gone 2 the Gorgctown game. 12. Kolumbus day. I.es his krutches hike to hockey game. Glad rushes home 2 go 2 leskhur but Les is stranded in Norristown. 13. Ruth llcbsackcr visits founten uv yuth in form of a barber. 14. Freshmen gurls borrow gluvs hats 2 go 2 Missus Mcrtz tee. 15. Womens Club entertaned Senior gurls at Valley Forge ware they attended Senator Knocks funcrcl. All had a gud time. 16. Betz Evans ast her big sister where is this librery evrybody has such a gud time in?” Aint freshmen dum? 17. Sinse hes left the sec Zeus llelffrich gets his naughtical terms mi t. Sez he at a footabll game “Say hoose skip| cr uv this teem? l‘ . Ha i a purty long chapel servise today. Dock Omwake positively objekted 2 alMHit 15 ways in witch we are all rong. Told the student govt who wuz boss summerized buy savin he had no complaints 2 make. 20. Reel news 4 today! Sara Ermold byes a ford seed an and who do ii think akts as famely shofur? Murcy me its l.con!! 4 Jfc 21. Loucy Hinkel passing Fritz Ash at a mas-kcrade danse sed C look so kute I hardcly new u. 22. Bill Nlitchcl had a big birthday dinner in the pm wen Mike played fast loose with the forfits. 25. All biology students intrested in thare marks joined the biological jurnal club at Dock Allens. 26. Dock Tower finished a com pleat sentense in klass they sed. 27. Bectchwood fell today 3-2. 28. Spooks! Cidar! I'unkiii pic! Sure was a grate nitc in societies. Mike maid the chills run up my hack in Schaflf. 29. Yea Ih ! ()| | timers day hrot back a big buntch uv anteeks thay had thare |)cp rite with cm. Varsity trimmed old Haver ford Id seven. Kay Sinus, Sinus! 1922 mask! bull big suckscss ownly I s|K nt more muney than I intended. 30. NoImmIv up 4 brekfast. Old grads give place the wunce over. 31. Seniors sed thay wanted 2 sea my dicry. Sed there Ruby wuz goin 2 press tomorrow. Dont no wot that has 2 dew with my dicry but I lotted it out enney way. Hoap thay return it in gud condishun. I wish Winner kud sea the progress Ivc bin makin sinsc I started «S: sinse hes taut me how to rite. IKditor's Noth We hereby wish to aftologize for using a fellow student's |H-rsonal diary without tirst having obtained his | cnnission, but we are sure he will not object after recognizing the good use to which it has Itecn put. We ask you, gentle reader, not tocriticise the young man's Knglish too severely (for, after all, he is a college student), but, rather, commend him for his faithful chronicle of the | ast year’s events as well as for his intelligent observations.) 4 ji. jT-v IE Jr j[ H ■I • i rri A . A jLiL JL .L W JLeaJ A. . - aIW I rsimis. 'li of thee-Sweet school of liberty ()f thee we sinj ! School where our fate we’ve met. School where our hopes have set. May our hearts ne’er forget. Red, Old Gold and Black! My Alma Mater, thee School of the noble free Thy name. I love! I love thy glorious trees. I love thy country breeze, My soul with rapture breathes ()f thee alone! Oh, great influence, to thee. Author of liberty. To thee we sing! Long may our school be bright. With honor's holy light. Protect us by thy might. ()ur I rsimis! 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I I ! i j Tin Agency of Service The Agency with Agents NATIONAL TEACHERS’ AGENCY (Incorporated) D. H. COOK. Manager I have promoted over 15.000 teachers. Why not you? The Agency that elects. (Signed) D. H. Cook. Free Service to Ursinus Graduates Till Elected Am Placing one Ursinu Graduate Today. Need one Every Day 326-327 Pf.rry Building 1530 Chestnut Street PHILADELPHIA, PA. G. C. Duttenhofer Philadelphia SHOE Store WASHINGTON INN Chicken and Waffle Dinners I ! i i I i i I i 241 High Street POTTSTOWN. PA. VALLEY FORCE PENNA. FOR TASTE AND QUALITY BUY HENRICKS' PRETZELS M. Y. HENRICKS SON POTTSTOWN, PA. RUGS CARPETS LINOLEUM OIL CLOTH SHADES AWNINGS UPHOLSTERING DECORATIVE FABRICS RUGS!©!? Opposite City Mall DeKalb and Airy Streets Norristown, Pa. McDIVITT CUT RATE STORE MEDICINES Dealers in EASTMAN KODAKS AND FILMS RUBBER GOODS TOILET ARTICLES Everything That We Handle Sold at Cut Price NORRISTOWN. PA. QUICKSELL’S ...Restaurant HIGH-GRADE CANDY Pastry. Ice Cream, Sundaes POTTSTOWJM. PENNA. ( 7..10 TO 10.00 A. M. Office Hours: 2.00 to 2.30 p. m. (6.30 to 8.00 p.m. W. Z. ANDERS, M. D. COI.LEGEVILLE. PA. Rhone—Bell 79 Compliments of IRA D. LATSHAW Manufacturer of BAND TOPS FOR UNDERWEAR ROYERSFORD. PA. Willis E. Kuhns Harry W. Jordan John T. Ritter Trading as Samuel T. Kuhns Samuel Ritter Ell wood J. Kuhns KOCH BROTHERS CLOTHIERS AND HABERDASHERS ALLENTOWN. PENNA. P. J. Callaghan Sons HURST IDE PRESCRIPTION DRUGGISTS ...Florists... Drugs. Sundries, Surgical Supplies r ? THE REXALL STORE NORRISTOWN. PENNA Third and DlKalu Sts. BRIDGEPORT. PA. H. L. NYCE Dealer in DEPENDABLE AND FASHIONABLE NORRISTOWN. j PENNSYLVANIA Tour Beautiful Historic Pennsylvania European Plan HOTEL ALLEN | ELMER E. HFJMBACH. Manager j ALLENTOWN. PA. j i The Original” Cut-Rate M. R. KURTZ’S SONS ! OUR CUT-RATE PRICES MEAN REAL j ECONOMY i DRENNEN’S -Sea jfoofcS ♦ NORRISTOWN. PA. 144 High Street POTTSTOWN. PENNA. Phone Norristown. 555 DELIVERY j i Klebe Company Mason i Contractors ! i i { 1109 West Dauphin Street | PHILADELPHIA. PA. I The Norristown Times Circulation Over 10.000 I Copies Daily j Reaches 50.000 Readers Every Day COMMERCIAL PRINTING Bookbinding and Ruling Let us give you an estimate on your next job j Main and Swede Streets NORRISTOWN. PA. ----------------------------------- i i ! i i i i i i i i i i I MEDITATION MILD HAVANA BLEND Made in Nine Shapes Ten Cents AND UP Your Sort of a Cigar i THE c musement and Refreshment PEARL INN Parlor Candies and Ice Cream. Cakes and Pies Cigars. Cigarettes and Tobacco Rowing. Canoeing and Bathinc Dancing Every Evening Motion Pictures More Fun. More Goods for Less Money Than Elsewhere East Side Perkiomen Bridge COLLEGEVILLE, PA. EUREKA PRINTING PRESS, Inc. | J. ELMER SAUL. President and Manager HIGH-CLASS BOOK AND JOB PRINTING j NORRISTOWN. PENNSYLVANIA + SCHLOSS MANUFACTURING CO. ATHENS. OHIO HIGH-GRADE FELT NOVELTIES Pennants, Banners. Pillows. Etc. Represented by Frank I. Sheeder. Jr.. Agent i d ! i i i i i i F. L. HOOVER C SONS INCORPORATED Contractors and Builders Builders of THE New Memorial Library i Good Service 1021 and 1023 Cherry' Street Philadelphia, Pa. Bell Phone Scmwenksville 36RI3 i i i i W. R. KINDIG ....General Store.... Fine Groceries. Hardware. Sporting Goods. Dry Goods. Xotions. Fancy Goods. Art Needlework, Anything SPRING MOUNT. PENNSYLVANIA + R CC. USA I I I Thf. Name to go uy When You go to Buy Points and j V arnishes I Ask your dealer or write us i i H. B. KRATZ Dealer in Flour Feed Grain SCHWENKSVILLE. PA. H. C. SHALLCROSS Eugene E. Nice Co. Philadelphia, Pa. If your Painter uses ''Nice Products, stick to him. He knows the value of good materials FOR SMOKE SATISFACTION El Murillo A Mild High-Grade Cigar j Bell Phone 27-R3 j DR. S. D. CORNISH ...DENTIST.... Crown and Bridge Work COLLEGEVILLE. PA. Contractor | AND I Builder F-lstimates Cheerfully Furnished i GRATERSFORD. PA. j ------------------------------------I i j Our Large Mail Order Business........ j Is silent assurance that j our printing meets the j requirements of business | men anywhere j i I College Printing j a Specially j i Town and Country j Prompt Print Shop PENNSBURG, PA. j ______________________________! B. W. Dambly. Pres. A. D. Fetterolf. Sec'y Incorporated May 13. 1871 J. G. Grimley. Treas. j Perf iomen Valley Mutual Fire Insurance Company ) of Montgomery County INSURES AGAINST FIRE. STORM AND TORNADO Insurance in Force, $18,500,000 OFFICE COLLEGEVILLE. PENNSYLVANIA SKILLKRAFTERS Stationers (Incorporated) Engravers HONOR QUALITY DANCE PROGRAMS INVITATIONS ENGRAVED STATIONERY GREETING CARDS VISITING CARDS CLASS PINS RINGS PRIZE CUPS MEDALS INSIGNIA 1723 Ranstead Street, Philadelphia, Pa. Jewelers TONY’S Below the Railroad The store where you can get just what you want Rubber, Sporting and Leather Goods General Merchandise and Post Cards Tony DeAngelis Collegeville, Pa. I THE ERB CIGAR, i i D. S. ERB C CO. Boyertown, Pa. A. D. Fkttkroi.f. Pres. M. B. I .in derm an, Vice-Pres. | i Wii.liam D. Renninckr, Cashier Collegeville National Bank Capital.......................... $ 50.000 Surplus and Undivided Profits.... 60,000 SAFETY BOXES FOR RENT INTEREST PAID ON SAVINGS ACCOUNTS ZENDT BROTHERS Manufacturing Clothiers Men's and Young Men s Suits and Overcoats SOUDERTON. PENNSYLVANIA I ypj I ml.... 11 WI T a •I BB11 + Ursinus College Supply Store m Operated by the Self-Help Bureau of the College for the support of Self-Help Students and up-keep of the College Library. bull line of school supplies, stationery, textbooks, athletic goods, toilet articles, notions and eats. Superior goods at reasonable prices. WALTER K. BEATTIE Manager The.... Hamilton Main and Hamilton Streets Norristown, Pa. OPEN ALL YEAR Permanent and Transient Guests HAMILTON APARTMENT CO.. Inc. F. M. Scheibly. Treas. Owner and Manager Charles Scheupfer Bakery Restaurant Fine Illustrated Work Book Y ork Catalogues for all uses Commercial W ork House Organs We publish a iminlnT of those Business-getters George H Buchanan Company l tt « Sign of I lie Ivy L af 120 Sansoin St.. Philadelphia A Trust Company is More than a Bank. A trust company can serve you in relations which the ordinary National Bank cannot fill. By reason of our geographical location and established reputation for conservative yet progressive business and financial management, we are the logical institution to perform these ultra National Bank services for the people of Collegcvillc and vicinity. A few of these fiduciary relations may l e named as follows: Executor Trustee Administrator Guardian- Surety Call to sec us and let us talk it over with you Security. Courtesy. Service The Royers ford Trust Co. SCHWENKSV1LLE. PA. Royerskord. Pa. CHAS. H. ELLIOT COMPANY The Largest College Encraving House in the World Wedding Invitations Calling Cards Commencement Invitations Class Day Programs Class Pins and Rings Dance Programs. Menus. Leather Dance Cases and Covers. Fraternity and Class Inserts lor Annuals. Fraternity and Class Stationery. School Catalogs and Illustrations Seventeenth Street and Lehigh Avenue, Philadelphia. Pa. Compliments of MR. RALPH E. THOMAS E. A. WRIGHT COMPANY ENGRAVERS PRINTERS STATIONERS Commencement Invitations. Dance Programs. Class Jewelry. Menus, Calling Cards. Stationery, Leather Souvenirs. Wedding Stationery Broad and Huntington Streets. PHILADELPHIA. PA. BOATING and CANOEING YOST'S LANDING WHERE QUALITY COUNTS Boats and Canoes at Reasonable Prices Bromer, Tallis Co. THE ARCADIA ....Garage.... Collcgcoillc s Ncu) Restaurant AUTO REPAIR FORD AGENCY Short Orders Oysters all Styles. Soda Fountain lee Cream SCHWENKSVILLE. PA. Cigars PERKIOMEN BRIDGE MOTOR CO. Authorized Agents for { FORD CARS and FORDSON TRACTORS AUTO ACCESSORIES SERVICE STATION j Horace L. Saylor | Proprietor j ! COLLEGEVILLE, Pa. I j H. E. Heislf.y. Miller H. Boeshore, E. E. Adare. j President See. Treas. Vice-Prcs. j ! ! ! Central Machine Co. ! | JACQUES STIEGELMAN. Mgr. j | Engineers and Machinists | , Manufacturers of Special Machinery i ICE MACHINE AND ENGINE ROOM REPAIRS j I i | Special Attention Given to Breakdowns I CYLINDERS REBORED IN POSITION N. W. Cor. Seventh and Wood Sts. 1 PHILADELPHIA. PA. Bell Phone. Market 1671 Keystone Phone. Main 15-90 j When touring Northampton County or visiting j the Delaware Water Gap, stop at PAPER HANGING ! PAINTING REIMER’S STORE 1 (near bancor) c t. C. RAMBO I AUTO SUPPLIES MERCHANDISE j Concrete Pike Between COLLEGEVILLE. PA. Bangor and Easton ' 1 FLICKSVILLE. PA. 1 ! +— PERK I OMEN TRANSIT COMPANY DAILY AUTO BUS SERVICE Between Pennsburg and Collegeville Parties and Excursions Taken Anywhere Ask for Kates SCI IWENKSVILLE. PENNSYLVANIA IRVIN B. GRUBB Manufacturer of and Df.ai.f.r in GILT EDGE ROLL AND PRINT BUTTERj EGGS AND POULTRY GAME IN SEASON SCHWENKSV1LLE. PA. R. F. D. No. 2 REAL ESTATE FRANCIS W. WACK Justice of the Peace OWNER AND PROMOTER OF HIGHLAND TERRACE SCHWENKSVILLE. PA. i INSURANCE j I Printing of Quality. QUALITY AND SERVICE GUARANTEED MAIL AND PHONE ORDERS GIVEN THE SAME PROMPT AND CAREFUL ATTENTION AS IF DELIVERED PERSONALLY IN OUR OFFICE Bell Phone 154 NORMAN B. NUSS j 201 S. Main Street i +---------------------- NORTH WALES. PA. Photographs.... SPORTING GOODS See the different styles in our case. ALL KINDS Everything new. artistic and correct. Get them where you can save money All new mountings: just received. Best Work: Lowest Prices All I ask is get my prices Let us develop and print your films; mail service; notice the improvement. ANDRE BECHTEL’S 233 High Street POTTSTOWN. PA. 317 HIGH STREET POTTSTOWN. PA. I I [ Compliments of ! BUCKWALTER STOVE CO. ROYERSFORD. PENN A. Compliments of Crystal Knitting Mills H. A. MUSCHLITZ Slatington, Penna. I I + I | The------------ New Folding Hammond Portable Multiplex....... $MHOD I ES every principle which would make for a nearly perfect typewriter for the Personal User, for the Office, for the Home. It is not a condensed machine in the sense that it makes capacity secondary to size the reverse is the case. ‘Just turn the knob and change from one style of type to another. MODELS: Folding Portable,” Regular. Mat he matical. “Variable Spacing. Revcrsi blc. An examination of the Multiplex is an education in Typewriter Construction. i The Hammond Typewriter Co. i i i Writing Machine Factory and General Offices 69th to 70th Streets and East River NEW YORK, N. Y. | Branch Office j I 208 South IIth Street PHILADELPHIA. PA. | The CHAS. H. ALLEN Peoples National Bank General Contractor PROMPT. COURTEOUS SERI ICE Moving Long Distance Hauling NORRISTOWN. PA. HADDONFIELD. N. J. The J. Frank. Boyer Plumbing, Healing and Electric Company Hoover Electric Cleaners We Wire Homes A. B. C., Easy and Alco Washing Xlachincs C. F. ASH ...Decorator... Wall Paper PI lOENIXVILLE, PA. I he Silhouette Shop Marcel Waving Sliam[ ooing Scalp I rcatment Massaging Manicuring Hoi ks: ') A. M. IO I . M. Penn Trust Building Main and Swede Sts. Norristown. Pa. We tukc this opportunity to thank aou for past furors and to solicit future engagements The Melodophiends Geo. J. Cahmf.ua. Mgr. Orchestras for all Occasions ROYERSFORD. PENNA. — + Sec Me in Mv Private Office Compliments of in Derr Hall Basement LORRAINE HOTEL Cm as. Duffy. Jr.. General Manager SH AFFERo The Pants Doctor Broad Street at Fairmount Avenue Philadelphia, Pa. I can put New Creases in your Trousers while you wait THE CLASS OF 1922 TAKES THIS OPPORTUNITY TO WISH ITS MANY FRIENDS A HAPPY AND PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR Men. I can put a Shine on your Dogs that will knock them all cold Good Music Means Good Dancing GEO. E. TRUITT In the Old Post Office Brunner’s Harmony Boys Also Agent for an up-to-date Shoe Repairer L.et me call for your worn-out shoes We can Fill the Bill POTTSTOWN. PA.