Ursinus College - Ruby Yearbook (Collegeville, PA)

Text from Pages 1 - 258 of the 1913 volume:

ah' ihlnj—1913 Hr sinus (Cnlh'iu' (TnllriUMitllr. flrtuta. GOMDERGER HALL cu thr llirr-ilrriuiH'itt nf llrmmtn (Cnllritr (brnnu' Urslir (Onuuakr A.� .. 3.D.. ili' . 0. ahr (Class nf 1 il 13 Dritiralra thin nnluitir an a tnkrn nf rstrriu GEORGE LESLIE OMWAKE vicc-rnc� iocNT (Srimu' fipslip CPmiuakr )K. July thirteenth, 1871,011 a farm near Greencastle. Pennsylvania, amid the picturesque scenes of the Cumberland valley. George Leslie Oimvakc enjoyed the su| erior advantages of the vell-reare l country boy. He pursued his elementary course in the Greeneastle Schools, from which he graduated in 1890. and completed his secondary education, broken at intervals bv three terms of teaching, at the ShipjK-nshurg State Normal School in 18 3. He is also numbered among the meml ers of the ' 5 Class of Mercersbnrg. After his graduation from the Classical Group of L’rsinus College in 1898, he matriculated as a divinity student at Yale, where he not only won a Fogg Scholarship, but in addition took work in Philosophy and Pedagogy. From here he graduated with Commencement honors in 1901. at a time when his Alma Mater granted him an M. A. Alton! February. 1901, lie assumed a Lectureship in Pedagogy at I'rsinus. When chosen Dean in 1903, he became Professor of the History and Philosophy of Education; and in 1909. following these fruitful years of service, he was elevated to the position of Vice-President. Through his never-tiring efforts to make the Department of Education a live and active one, it has grown remarkably since its establishment in 1903. and at present stands well when compared with any in College. It is due to the spirited manner in which Professor Oimvakc handles his courses that many students come under his instruction every year. As an alert and up-to-date educator, his ability was recognized by the conferral of the honorary degree. Doctor of Pedagogy, on the part of Franklin and Marshall College in 1910. In such demand is he as a public s| eaker and lecturer, especially during Teachers' Institute Sessions in the fall, and at Commencements in the spring, that, through him. the name of L'rsinns grows better known. He is. moreover, peculiarly adapted to administrative work, and has proven himself a capable and efficient executive officer. How much Dr. Oimvakc has done for his Alma Mater would be hard to determine. His affections are at I'rsinus. and. despite flattering offers from other institutions, he has decided to remain and help her t a greater place. For this lie has the respect and esteem of the student body. 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MISS MAIN' THK KUUY TArr UM SCHUCin I K LAMOVT PAIJU.Y MAI I AC K Rf.BMVM- Ml«5 MOM.R Kl JMIOl.l) I.OCKART IACOH (The (Call 5n Snnks Br George Leslie Omwake ' a quiet |x t. sheltered by a wooded lull on one side and skirted by a country road on the other, stood the old stone school-house in which I began the “pursuit of learning. The school ground consisting of a level space immediately surrounding the building, had no limits as far as the pupils were concerned, but stretched off indefinitely in three directions over public roads and extended into the woodland and over the hill in the other direction. During the noon hour and at recess we wandered up and down the roads and through the woods without restraint, and when the time, which passed all too quickly, had expired, groups of pupils were sometimes far from the school. It was the custom of the teacher to call the school to session bv jxmtiding on the window, which “jingled in its crumbled frame with such reverberation that a call-hell would have been a | X r substitute. )nc of the distinct impressions of my first year at scltool was this calling of the school at the end of an intermission. The teacher pounded vigorously on the rattling sash with his list, and there immediately rose from a chorus of youthful voices nearby the call. “Bo-o-o-o-ks! Bo-o-o-o-ks! whereupon their fellows came running from far and near, and threescore young disciples of learning, with sjient breath and heated bodies, promptly slmfllcd into their seats and l� ent over their lessons. What impressed me of course was the excitement of the whole thing rather than the vigorous invitation of the master to take up my primer and sit at Pierian springs. But that tuneful shout by which the lads seconded the teacher's call rings in my ears to this day. Primarily it was merely a solicitous call of the nearby boys to those of their fellows who had wandered olY in their play to regions lieyond the sound of the teacher's summons. But in a larger way it was young America shouting welcome to the call of education and warning to those who might miss the call. It was an instance of the universal outburst of enthusiastic interest in knowledge which has l een the glory of pioneer America. It has been to the everlasting benefit of our nation that the avenues of culture have not liecn closed to the common | eople—that the son of the tradesman or the artisan has hailed the call to books in the same chorus and with the same lusty cheer as the son of the professional man or the litcratcur—that the distinction which made one generation part learned and part ignorant should not appear in the next. The call to liooks has Ixren a great leveler, the most absolutely democratic thing in our boasted democratic America, and. best of all. it has leveled upward and not downward. 10 The onward sweep of this school-boy impulse is seen in the unparalleled effort which is being put forth today on the part of all classes of youth to secure some form of higher education. Best of all. contrary to any system of caste, we see great numbers of boys from the artisan class devoting themselves to liberal instead of technical or vocational studies. From many unqualified critics protests have come up frequently against so-called book-learning. 1 have no quarrel with those who would make education practical, and freely recognize the fact too long delayed in its discovery, that there is abundant educative material that is not to Ik- found in liook'. But it must be admitted that lx oks are the greatest conservators of the thought of the world lx th | ast and present. We must not permit the pursuit of knowledge through other means to obscure the fact that the best expression f man's ex[ erience is cast in literary form and that the most direct approach to the lore of the ages is through liooks. One must be carefully selective in his choice of lxx ks, for there is much writing that is not literature. If he should mistrust his own judgment in this he would do well to accept Charles V. Kliot's five-foot shelf or Theodore Roosevelt's “pig-skin library. or some similar collection. In view of the great wealth of literature in our day it i- imjxirtant to acquire the ability to read rapidly. This i- to some extent a matter of habit involving the training of the eye to compass a group of words at once, yielding phrase or sentence reading instead of word reading; and also the training of the mind to grasp and assimilate ideas quickly. While the reverberations of that school-boy shout conic down to me only as a pleasant memory, the call to books has lost none of its charm, and I need not apologize for passing it on to my sclwol-boy friends of today. Let the good old sliout Bo-o-o-o-ks! continue to ring in glad response to the school-master's call. Let book-learning continue to dignify and give worth to the work of our schools. Let all the children of all the people. whatever may lie their vocation, lte-comc lovers of Ixioks, and merit all their days the honorable stigma of being “book worms. II (CiHlrur l-R-S-l-X-U-S! !!oom! Wow! ‘Sinus! 'Sinus! ‘Sinus! Ooni-Cha-IIa! Oom-Cha-Ha! Oom-Cha-Ha! ‘Sinus! 'Sinus! ‘Sinus! (Campus dung When the shades of evening gather. L'rsinus students hie To the soft, green-swarded campus. h'or a time our books laid by; And the parting rift' of sunlight. As they linger soft and long. Shed a hallowed gleam of gladness ( n our merriment anil song. Now the glees of old L’rsinus Peal across the downy green; From Memorial to )lcvian Span the distance tar l etween. And the walls of dear old l’rc|Klom The reverberations fling. From the l{ast Wing to the Dog-house As our voices loudly ring. 12 Arils K-Yo! E-Yo! E-Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! 'Sinus! 'Sinus! 'Sinus! Eah-Ra-Rah! Rah-Ra-Rah! Rah-Ra-Rah! Rah! Rah! Rah! Rah! Rah! Rah' 'Sinus! 'Sinus! ’Sinus! Then across the 1’erkionicn The chimings wing their flight: Till beyond the far-flung hilltop . They kiss heaven's dome of light Then, a if they rued their Ixddness. Conic in trembling echoes back: And thus end the winged praises )f the Red. fld-gold and I Slack. Uuuirit nf Qirrrtnrs MAMMY C PAISLEY IIk.nky W. Kratz, I ..I.. I).. Norristown. Pa.........1868 Honorary President of the Hoard IIakky K. Paisley, Philadelphia. Pa...................n 7 President of the Hoard Rev. S. L. Mkssingkr, I). I).. Trapj� e. Pa............1907 Secretary I. Tri'man Ekkrt. Collegcville. Pa....................u o Treasurer Rkv. A. Edwin Kkigwin, 1). IX, New York City.........1907 President of the Coll eye Ufa-. Aaron Srangi.kr. A. M.. York. Pa................187.9 Rkv. Hknry T. Spangi.ek, I). I)., Collcgeville. Pa....1884 A. II. I’KrrKRoi.K, Pit. D.. I..L. IX. Philadelphia. Pa. . 1894 James M. Anders. M. IX. L.L. IX. Philadelphia. Pa.. 1894 Rkv. J. Y. Meminckk. IX IX. Lancaster, Pa.............1896 1 Iervey C. (iKi-:sn, Norristown. Pa...................1901 DaMKi. Cungkr. .Milton. Pa.............................1902 Edward A. Kri-sen, M. IX, Norristown, Pa...............1903 John M. Yandeksmck. Esq., Philadelphia. Pa.............1903 Rkv. Philip Vollmkr. Pii. IX. IX IX. Dayton. Ohio. .1905 Eiavood S. Snyder. M. D.. Lancaster, Pa................1905 Andrew R. Rkodhkck. Hanover, Pa........................1905 Rkv. I. Cai.vin Eisiikr, IX IX. I.ehanon. Pa...........1905 Hon. James A. Mii.i.kr. New Tripoli. Pa................1906 Rev. James M. S. Iskniikrg. IX IX. Philadelphia. Pa.. 1906 A. IX I’kiikroi.j', Collcgeville. Pa...................1906 Olio. I.esi.ie Omwakk, Pi . IX. Collegcville, Pa.......1906 Mayne R. Longstrktii, Esq., A. M.. Philadel| hia, Pa..1907 Rkv. John !•'. Carson. IX I).. L.L. IX. Urooklyn. N. Y.1907 Rkv. James M. Farrar. I).I).. L.I..IX. Brooklyn. N. Y.1907 Ciiari.es II. Edmi nds. Esq.. Philadelphia, Pa....... 1907 Rkv. Edward F. Wikst. IX IX. York. Pa..................kjoq Rev. John Cai.iioi-.n, I). 1).. Philadelphia. Pa.......1909 F. MacD. Sinci-AIR. New York City......................1909 Harry E. Hartman, Philadelphia. Pa.....................1911 Garrett E. Brownuack, Linfield. Pa.....................1911 C. H. Ai.dkrkkr. Norristown. Pa........................1911 Harry B. Tyson. Norristown. Pa.........................1911 Rev. George V. Henson. IX IX. Philadelphia. Pa... 1911 C. C. Yates, Norristown. Pa.............................1911 13 Allirrt tiiuiiu tKruuuiit Albert I '«l vin Keigwin, a clergyman prominent in Presbyterian circles in New York City, was born in Clinton. Iowa. July 21. 18 4. Me attended Princeton I'nivcrsity. from whicli lie received tile degrees. Bachelor of Arts ami Master of Arts in 1891 and 1894. respcctivclj'. Dr. Keigwin pursued bis divinity studies at tltc I’nion Tlieological Seminary, where be graduated in the same year that he took bis M. A. at Princeton. Lafayette College made him a Doctor f Divinity in 1906. Ordained to the Presbyterian ministry in 1894. be held successive charges at the First Church, Milville, New Jersey, from 1844-1900: at the Park Church, Newark. New Jersey, from 1900-1905. and at the Wist Fnd Presbyterian Church, New York, from January. 1 405, to the present time. On October 1, 1 407, lie liecamc President of Crsinus College. Dr. Keigwin is a man of broad education, wide interests and liberal ideas. OSrunu' £riilu' (Onuuakr Vice-President imvake was lx rn near irccncastle. Pennsylvania, on July 1.?. 1871. lie secured his early cducatr 11 in the schools of his home, while he acquired his prc| arat ry training at Sliippenslnirg Normal and Mercersburg. On graduating from Crsinus College, he pursued a theological course in Yak-Divinity School, from which he graduated in 1901. It was in 1 401 that he also received his A. M. degree from Crsinus. From 1901-1903, lie held a Lectureship in Pedagogy at his Alma Mater: in 1 403, he Itccamc Professor of the Department of the History and Philosophy of education and Dean of the College: in 1 409 he was made Vice-President. Mis recognized ability in the field of education won for him the honorary degree of Doctor of Pedadogy from Franklin and Marshall in January, 1910. lie is also a lecturer of state-wide importance with resjicct to the subjects in which lie is interested, and is many times called to address institutes. 14 lUluirtm Albert Kliur Rev. Whorten Albert Kline. A. M.. I .. I).. Professor of the I-at in Language and Literature and Professor in charge of the Greek Language and Literature, was born in York County. Pa., near the town of Wrightsvillc. Completing bi-public school education, he became a teacher and taught for five consecutive terms, after which lie became a student in the Millcrsville State Normal School. In 1890, lie entered as a Sophomore at Crsinus College, and. three years later, graduated as Valedictorian of his Class, lie then accepted an Instructor-hip in Latin at his Alma Mater, at the same time beginning the study of theology in Crsinus Theological Seminary, from which he took the degree of B. D. in 1896. The same year he also received the degree of A. M. lie was licensed to preach in 1896: became a Graduate Student in Latin, University of Pennsylvania. 1807-1901; and has been Dean of Crsinus College since 1909. ffimtUT Smith Of Puritan stock. Professor Homer Smith was born in Boston, in 1867. There he attended the famous Roxbury Latin School as well as the public schools, although he finished preparing for college in New York City, where he also studied music. Then followed four delightful years at Amherst College. Completing his course in 1891. he pursued graduate work at the University of Pennsylvania with Knglish Literature as a major, until, in 1895, he received his Ph. D. During these intervening years, he acted as Instructor in Knglish at C. of I , which |X sition he filled for three years more. From 1899-1901. he served as Professor of Knglish in Kamehameha Normal School. Honolulu, and. from 1901-1903 as Acting Professor of Knglish at Amherst. He was then called to the Professorship of Knglish in Crsinus College. Dr. Smith is the author of a critical study. Pastoral Influence in Knglish Drama, the result of five years' research. He exhibits a deep interest in college sports. 15 Hinhn Iflnituuirtlj ffilmusmt John Wentworth Clawson was Ixirn in tin- year 1881, in the Canadian city of St. John. New Brunswick. After passing through the schools of that place, lie entered the Provincial I’nivcrsily at Fredericton in 1897, and graduated in 1901 with honors in Physics and Mathematics. In the autumn of the same year, he went to Kngland and entered Queen’s College in Cambridge University. where for three years he studied Mathematics, graduating with honor-in that subject in 1904. The following school year he spent at the University of New Brunswick as Lecturer in Astronomy, at the end of which time he re-ceived the M. A. degree from that institution. The following year Mr. Clawson acted as an Assistant in Physics at the Ohio State University. In the fall of 1907. lie was called to the Professorship of Mathematics and Physics at Ursinus College. iftatthriu Hrarftuuuti Matthew P.eardwood, A. M.. M I).. Professor of Chemistry, received his elementary education at Central High School, Philadelphia, where he attained the degree of A. 15. in 1890, and the degree of A. M in 1895. During these years, he also pursued a course at the Medico-Chirurgical College, where lie took his M. I), in 1894. From that time on, he has been a member of the faculty of that institution, having served as Instructor in Chemistry from 1896-1899: Lecturer on Clinical Clumistry from 1899-1900. and Adjunct Professor of Chemistry from 1900. In the summer of 1909. Dr. Beardwo. d took up graduate work at the University of Kdinburgh. He has taught Chemistry at Ursinus College since K.03, In addition to his active classroom work, he is often employed as a chemical expert by the courts of Philadelphia and enjoys a medical practice of considerable extent. He is a memlier of the American Chemical Society and of the Franklin Institute. 16 tin'llrii Jfnx Henry Fox. Professor of P.iology. was lx rn in (iermantown. Philadephia County. Prc|� aring for college at the (iermantown Academy, he entered the I'nivcrsity of Pennsylvania in iS 5. and graduated with honors in 1899. h'rom 1899-1902 he was a resident graduate student in that institution, being both a Harrison Scltolar and a Harrison Fellow in Zoology. In 1903 he was ap]x inted Professor of Chemistry and P.iology in Temple College. Philadelphia. The summer of 1905. he s| cnt at Harvard Medical School studying the collection of Mammalian embryos. At the same time, he accepted a position as Instructor in Natural Sciences at the Northeast Manual Training High School of Philadelphia. In 1907. he resigned this | osition to accept the Professorship of I.iology at Ursinus College. In addition to his work here. Dr. Fox has carried on a course in General I’iology at Mcdico-Chirurgical College, Philadelphia, and has published several articles along his line of work. ffirnrgr ifiauitij ffiailrs George Handy Wailes. Professor of the Greek Language and Literature, was born in Salisbury. Maryland. After graduating from the Salisbury High School lie engaged for a time in mercantile business: but. later entering Princeton University, he received the degree of A. !’.. (magna cum laude) in 1894. The same year he became a student in Princeton Theological Seminary, from which he graduated in 1897. While pursuing his theological studies he received, in 1896. the degree of A. M. from Princeton University. In the same year he was licensed by the New Castle Presbytery: in 1897 he was ordained bv the Philadelphia Presbytery and installed pastor of Scots Presbyterian Church in Philadelphia. During his ministry he gave private instructions in Greek and Latin, and in 190(1 assumed the Professorship of the Hebrew Language and Literature at Temple University. He terminated his pastorate in 190X to teach at Ursinus College. 17 (Charles t . Atkimuut Charles R. Atkinson. Professor of History mul Politics, receiver! the decree P.achelor of Arts, at George Washington 1‘nivcrsitv. Washington. I). C. Since his graduation from that college, he has hail lengthy and valuable ex| ericiicc along | c(lagogical lines, especially in the states of Nebraska and Wyoming. W hile living in the West, he held positions as City anil County Superintendent of schools, served for three years as Treasurer of the Nebraska State Teachers' Association, and acted in Wyoming as the President of the State Teachers' Association and Chairman of the State Hoard of Examiners. Professor tkinson came East to take graduate work in | olitical science and kindred subject- at Columbia I'niversitv. where he was awarded lx th his Master f Art- and Doctor of Philosophy. As Professor of History and Political Science in l'r-inus College since the fall of 1911, he is making a strong effort to raise the work of the department to the highest jx ssible standard. JfmVrirk tlinn fiirthfhirf Frederick E. von Riethdorf. the S' n of a German father and an American mother, the latter having left the South for Euro] e during Civil War times, was born in Nancy, Erance. At the age of live, he went to Germany, where he lived until after the death of his mother. He came to America in 1904. He received his secondary training in a German gymnasium and later studied philology at the Universities of Gottingen and Leipzig. He also served in the German army. Since his coming to the United States, he has not only taught in several schools, but has shown his interest in conditions by writing articles for | eriodicals in English and German alike, and by taking an active part in |M |itics. He is the editor of Erom Rough Rider to President. a member of the Modern language Association and American Academy of Political and Social Science, and teaches German and French at I'rsinus College. 18 Horatio BiUis Drrssrr Horn in Yarmouth. Maine. Horatio Willis Dresser received his early education in Danville. X. Y.. Denver Col., and Oakland. Cal., having resided in the latter state tor a period of five years. At the age of thirteen, he liecautc a telegraph | crat r. F.lvveii years later, reading and travel induced him to enter on a college course at Harvard, which, although interrupted at various times, ended in 1895 with his receiving the A. B. degree, ten years “out of course, niagna cum lande. Pursuing graduate work, he was awarded an M. A. in 1004. and a I'h. D. ( Metaphysics) in 1907. During the last few years, he has acquired practical experience, teaching in KadclitTe College and in the Harvard Summer School. In 1912, lie was elected Professor of Philosophy and education in Ursinus College, where, by reason of putting his personality into his subject -and giving them a vital interpretation, he is at this early date meeting with success. (Caluitt Dattirl limit Calvin Daniel Yost was lorn in Schuylkill County. Pennsylvania. After he received a public school cducati 11. he taught in the schools of his native county. He continued this work for four annual terms, in the meantime attending Key-s one State Normal School, where he prepared for college. I11 1887. lie entered Ursinus and graduated in 1891. Front 1811-93, lR‘ studied in the Ursinus School of Tluology, and, from 1893-94. in the Divinity School of Yale University. I11 1894, he was ordained to the ministry, and. from 1894-96, was jeistor of Kinan-i el Reformed Church. Minersville Pa. He served as pastor of the Plea-ant vdle Reformed Church in Bucks County. Pa., from 1901-06. Mr. Yost was -sistant Librarian of Ursinus from 1889-92: Principal of the High School. Ma-lianov City, Pa., from 1896-1901 : Ceneral Secretary of the Reformed Fvan-gclical and educational Union from 1907-10: and has been Librarian and Instructor in Fnglish and History, Ursinus College, since 1910. 19 3amrs 3. OSimii James I Good, ail American clergyman and Clinrch historian, was born al York. I’a. He graduated from I afayelte College in 1872, and from the Union l lieological Seminary in 1875. Ordained to the German Reformed ministry in 1875, he filled the Reformed Church pastorates in York and Philadelphia until 1890. win 11 he accepted a call to a congregation in Reading, and liecame Professor of Church History in Ursinus College. In 1891. he was chosen Dean, and. in 1893, was tra-’c Professor of Dogmatics in the Theological Seminary He lias ltecn Professor of Reformed Church History and Liturgies in the Central Theological Seminary, Dayton. Ohio, since 1907. He is also Yice-President of the American Section Alliance of Reformed Churches. In June, 1911. Rev. Good received the degree Doctor of Laws from Ursinus College. N’ot only-lias he been engaged in the work mentioned above, but has written many interesting books as well. 3aaialt ittarrh Sapp Isaiah March Rapp was the Student Assistant in Physics at Ursinus from 1901-1903, graduating from this institution with an A. Ik. degree in 1903. From this time on until t ;cxy he not only acted as Instructor in Physics and Chemistry, but also pursued graduate work at the University of Pennsylvania. In 1909. in order to become a graduate student at the University of Chicago for a period of two years, he obtained a leave of absence from his Alma Mater. While at Chicago. lie took special work along his favorite line, science: secured one of the Fellowships in Physics, and. in Dcccmlier, 1910. was elected to the mcmlicrsliip of the Sigma Xi Society. Returning to Ursinus in 1911. lie received the |x sition of Assistant Professor of I hy-ics and Chemistry, in which capacity he is serving at the present time, lie is also interested in college athletics. 20 Daniil 5-rslir $tamg David I.csiic Stamy was born in ! 'raiiklin County, IVnnsylvania. After he attended and. in 1902. graduated from the (ircencastle Digit Scltool. thinking all the time of following the teaching profession, lie entered and duly completed his course in the State Normal School at Shippcnshnrg. He then registered at ITmuus College. fr m which he graduated with honors in 1908. During the next scIkoI year, he held the Prineipalship of the Digit School at Svkesville. I a., and, the year after that, he taught Mathematics in New Windsor College. In September of the year 1910. he was elected to the I’rsinus Faculty as Instructor of Latin, French and Mathematics, subjects which he has capably pursued and taught. At the present time, in connection with his classroom work, he is engaged in taking courses in science that lead to an M. A. degree, l ie also instructs in the Summer Session. 3nlm ifltjrmt Sails John Myron Jolls. Director of the Crsinus School of Music and Instructor in Voice Culture and Choral Singing, received his musical education studying at the Tonic Soli Fall College. London. 1893-96. under the direction of Frederick W. Root, 1804 95. and with IVrlcy Dunn Aldrich. 1899-1908. He has been a teacher of singing himself since i8 4. assuming his present position at Crsinus College in 1908. Since his coming to Crsinus, he has done efficient work in raising the standard of the musical organizations of the college, and has ably conducted the recitals of the Handel Choral Society, which are held twice a year. Other positions which Professor Jolls successfully holds are: Choirmaster, l’.eth-any Temple. Fifty-third and Spruce Streets, Philadelphia: Director Schwcnks-villc Choral Society: Director MacDowell Male Chorus: and Director of the Glee Club of the Philadelphia School of Pedagogy. Professor Jolls has his residence in Philadelphia. 21 (Tlaubr £eslir JFirhtburu Claude Leslie Fichlhorn. Instructor in Piano ami the Theory of Music in I’rsinus College. lias been interested in music all his life. After some preparatory work along this line, lie received instruction from Hdward It erg. 1898- 1903 : later pursued his studies under Walter Heaton, from 1903-08: ami. from 1910-12. t « k courses under the supervision of Perley Dunn Ahlrich. Mr. 1‘ichthorn was organist of the Zion Reformed Church. Reading, Pa., from 1903-07, resigning his position to lxxome organist of the First Presbyterian Church, the same city. Coming to I'rsimiS in the fall of i« i 1 to till a vacancy in the Department f Music, he has proved a worthy successor to Professor Sykes, and has played an important part in making the recitals of the year successful. His ability is sliown by the fact that, in 1908. he was made an Associate of the American Guild of Organists. 3JnIitt HraMr tirin' John Beadle Price. Graduate Director of Athletics in Crsinus College and Coach of the Football and Baseball Teams, was reared in St. Clair. Pa. He attended and graduated from (iirard College. Philadelphia. Filtering Ursinus in 1901. he took an active part in the different phases of college life, and completed his course with the Class of 1905. He then accepted the position of Director of Athletics at the State Normal School. Slippery Rock. Pa., where he remained for three years and met with marked success. In his present capacity at I'rsinus College, it has Ik-cu largely through the earnest activity of Mr. Price that the institution enjoys its admirable athletic reputation. He is deeply interested in the progress of his Alma Mater and makes every effort possible for its welfare. From 1909-10. he was a Graduate Student at the I'niversity of Pennsylvania ami at present is pursuing a medical course at Medico-Chi.. Phila. 22 Urn. M. A. Humlirnur. D. D.. £. £. D. 3ftt t Uir� lftrn! of !hr gullnir KU« ICfltl John Henry Augustus Bomberger was born in Lancaster. Pa.. January 13. 1817. His ancestors were Germans and of the Reformed faith. At the age of alxmt ten years, lie entered Lancaster Academy, a recently organized classical school, in which he remained three years. In 1832, lie was sent to York High School, connected with the Reformed Theological Seminary of York, where he was instructed by l)r. Rauch, later the first President of Marshall College. He pursued studies here and in the Seminary until 1835. when the High School became Marshall College, of which he consequently was the first graduate. In 1838. lie was licensed and sjK-nt the next thirty-one years in active pulpit service. In 1869, l)r. Bomberger was elected the fir t President f the newly-founded Urstnus College, at the same time being called to the charge at Trappe, Pa. He accepted both offers and until 1883 performed his ministerial duties as well as those in connection with the college. He died August 19. 1890, and was buried in Trinity Churchyard, Collegeville. Dr. Bomberger was a ri|H- scholar, eloquent preacher and a justly esteemed educator. It was well said of him. The community has few such valued influences for good, and for that reason not only L’rsinus College, but the entire section roundabout feels a distinct sense of personal loss at his passing away. Alas! that we do not have many more of the stamp of Dr. Bomberger. 'i. hrlh| Ulrittbrrnrr. i). . irM Orjit of tl?r (follrtir TIk first Dean of Ursinus. J. Shelly Weinlierger. is a native of Milford Township in Mucks County. I’a. After the customary education of the times, he taught district school, hut soon his aims grew higher; and following two years sjx-nt at Freeland Seminary, he entered Yale College. From the latter, he graduated in 1859. with high honors. Immediately, he entered u| on his duties as Teacher of Latin ami Creek at Freeland Seminary, which later came to l c I'rsinus College. Here he was exceptionally prominent. bringing about the establishment of co-education in 1881 and living a member of the committee to erect ltom-licrger Hall. He became Dean in i8 j and received the degree. Doctor of Laws, in 1895. He retired from active classroom work in 1903 and became Professor Fmeritus. Dr. Weinberger was not only remarkable for his signal ability in teaching the classics, but also in holding up a lofty ideal of spontaneous effort to his pupils. 11i influence ti| on those who were fortunate enough to be under his instruction is not to lie overestimated, for he had those characteristics which go to make an esteemed professor. In March of this year, he celebrated his eightieth birthday, and. although advanced in years, he is still | osscsscd of extraordinary physical and mental vigor. For many years a resident of Collcgeville. he obtained the respect of the towns-| cople and the student Ixxly. who regard him. indeed, as the Grand Old Man of L'rsinus College. (Calruftar 1912-1U13 iyu April J. Tuesday. Faster Km kss Itegins. 4 1’. M. Sept. iX. April 10. Wednesday Ki 1 ss ends. X A. M. Sept. iy. Mav jo, Monday. Senior Final Fxaminations begin. Nov. -7 • May jy. Monday. Semi-Annual Fxaminations begin. May 30. Thursday. Memorial Day. a holiday. Nov. .?o. June 2. Sunday, itaccalaureate Sermon, X P. M. Dec. JO. June 3. Monday. Fxaminations for Admission liegin. June 3. Monday, C lass Day Fxercises. J P. M. Jan. 7- June 3. Monday. Junior Oratorical Contest. X !’. M. Jan. J.b 1 line 4. Tuesday. Mutual Meeting of the Directors. Jan. ,?o. 10 A. M. Jan. June 4. Tuesday. Alumni Meeting. 1 I’. M. Feb. JO. June 4. Tuesday. Mumni Jration. X P. M. Feb. 22, June 5, Wednesday Com Ml Ml MINT. 10 A. M. Mar. iX. June J4. Monday. Summer Session Ik gins. Mar. 26. Aug. 2. Friday, Summer Session tnds. June X. Sept. 17. Tuesday, Fxaminations for Admission begin. June 11. Sept. 17, Tuesday. Registration and Matriculation of June ■JJ. Students. Aug. 1. Sept. iX. Wednesday Registration and Matriculation of Sept. Students. Date subject to change. 24 Wednesday. Thursday. Wednesday. Saturday. Friday. Tuesday. Thursday. 'riiursday. Friday. Thursday, Saturday. Tuesday. Wednesday. Sunday. Wednesday. Monday. Friday, Wednesday. Opening Address. 8 I’. M. Instruction begins. 8.45 A. M. Tit nks4uvini; Recess begins. I’. M. Recess ends. 8 A. M. Christmas Recess begins. I I . M. «9«3 Recess ends. 8 A. M. Semi-Annual Rxaminati mis begin. Day of I’rayer for Colleges. Second Term begins. 8 A. M. Founder's Day. Washington's Rirthday, a holiday. Raster Recess begins, .4 I . M. Recess ends. 8 A. M. Commencement Kxercises begin. Commencement Rxercisks end. Si mmer Session begins. Summer Si ssion ends. Acaoemh: Year begins. CAMPUS (Classical 0'mntj.i Proiessor Whokten Albert Kline. Adviser President, Gusty 1’. West, '12 (ironf M isc«t, The Cvrlinc. Iron Secretary, Esther F. Klein Vice-President, Paul V. Voii. 13 fflrmhrrc Treasurer. Maurice A. Hess Perky H. Bauman. '15 Maurice A. Hess. '14 Dewees F. Singlev, 15 George . Bear, ’13 Albert Holt, '14 I.ary B. Small. '14 Carl K. Becker, '15 K. Bruce Jacobs. '13 Christine K. Tegiitmeier. '12 A. Melville Hillman. '12 Mki.vin C. Jacobs, '12 Charles B. I'nger, '15 A. XkVIN BRUBAKER. ‘13 John X. Kantner. 13 Albert Vogel, '15 Byron S. Fegely. '15 John P. Keller, ’15 Anna R. West, '15 Henry 1C. Gkbiiard. '14 Kstiikr F. Klein, '15 Gusty P. West, '12 Is. Abraham Glatit.lter. '12 Walter M. Bauer. ‘13 John K. Wetzel, 13 Adela I). Hanson, '15 David Lockart, '13 Walter J. Yingst, '13 Ralph J. IIarrity. '15 John E. Mertz, 'i-| Paul W. You, ’13 Jacob F. Hartranft. ’15 Roy I.. Minicii. ’15 Merrill W. Yost, '15 Bern 11 akdt R. Heller. '14 Margaret C. Rapp. '12 ftprrial Frank R. Hkkson. 12 August A. Ringleben, 14 (£audiitat?� fur fttatrirulatuiu Albert M. Brum bach Charles F. Deininger R Clyde Krause 27 ittiuVru Hamuuujp (Krmtp Prokkssok Frederick vox Rievtiihork, Ad:nser Assistant Superintendent. David Leslie St a my, o8 I iee-Tresident, Stella M. Main. ‘13 President. I.arkta ( . Schkcrkn. 12 Miriam R. IIakm i, '14 M kv li. Hartman, '13 I il.ADYS M, I’.OOKKM, '15 Katiiryx V. Corrigan. 'I 2 i 1.aka M. Deck, '12 1‘I.QRKNCK M. Dktwii.hr. '14 Stem.a M. IIAIN, '13 Anna (I. K km merer, '14 Secretary iHrntlirris Eva C. Knekolkk. ‘15 Saraii R. Maviierry. '15 YlOI.A C. Moskr, '13 I.ACRA K. Nvck, '15 Esther M. Peters, ’14 M VRlil'EKITK R. R MIN. ‘l | (iRACK S. SAVI.OR, 'l2 I.ARETA O. SCHKCRKN, 'l2 Treasurer, Gladys M. V.oorem, '15 Florence M. Sciikuren. 'i j Anna Sciii.iciitkr. ‘15 Rem A. Si'anc,. ‘15 Edna M. Wac.nkr, ’14 Emily E. Wiest, '15 Jit.ia A. Wright. '14 £prrial Ruth E. Strocd 28 Professor Homer Smith, .Idriser Group Rooms. Oi.kvian ani Siikkiner Ca.nni.no Factories President, Ku hn I-'. IIau.man, '14 I ice-President. Ada M. Fisher. '13 Secretary and Treasurer. Gertrcde D. Tai.mac.e. '15 ittriulirrs Helen M. Clark, '14 Ada M. Fisher, '13 Ellen I-'. Hallman. '14 Maiif.i.i.e 15. Heebner, 'i_ Grace X. Kramer, '14 Mav W. Pearson, '14 Cora H. Sicafoos, ‘14 C vrrie 15. Styer, 14 Gertrude I). Talmac.e, '15 Shsan Tai.mac.e, '15 29 Left College. Professor John Wentworth Clawson. Adfiser Group Logarithm, Richard A. Arms, '13 President. Alvin K. Iskniikrg, 12 I'ic,•- ,resident. Roy F. Ki hunt., 'i Richard A. Arms. 13 Gkorgink Ashi.ni ki.tkk. 13 Wai.tkr H. ISarrho, '14 Emma K. Eiiright. '13 Paul E. Flicker. '14 Ceorgk R. Ensminoer. '14 Sadie J. Fecley. '12 Wii.i.iam L. Fink. '15 Wendei.i, Frederick ’14 Left College. ifirmbrrfi P.ernhart A. Friedman. '15 Horace C. Cottshai.k. 13 Ai.vin R. Isi.nt.erg. '12 Roy F. Ki iii.ink. '12 Albert 1'. Long, ‘12 I I AXEL C. I.ONGSTRKTH. ‘l2 Norman E. McClure, '13 Myra 15. Sahold. '14 Ada Schlhiitkr, '13 Secretory. Ada S tied iitek. 13 Treasurer, X. Kerr Thompson. '12 Em iky 11. Snyder. ’13 IIhi.kn I. Stout. '12 X. Kerr Thompson. '12 Robert V. Thompson. '12 lirriule John Wiedorn Merrill I. Come James F. Fleming Clifton T. Williams 30 (Clirmiral-Ultnlnuiral (Briuty Professor IIkxky 1-ox, .Ulviser Group Sill,'ll, Pl’TRID 1 lORSKkADISH 'resident. Ciiari.ks A. I’.kii nky, '12 I’iee-President, S. Randall Dktwilkr. '13 Chas. A. Hkiiney. '12 Mkrlf. V. Bogf.rt, 15 Vernon I'. Christman. '13 S. Randall Dktavii.er, ’13 Stam.ky II. Fkolky. '15 Ammon (i. Kkrsciixkr. '12 Harry R. I.indam an. ’13 I.eft College iflrittbrrs Herman V. Mathikl . '13 I!ennkit K. Matlack. ’13 Warren J. Peters. ’14 Wll.I.IAM H. Selli:i,l.llAMKR, '12 P.EN.IAMIN I-’. SlIOFE. '15 William W. Sisserson. '15 Frederick W. Wiedorn. ‘14 Secretary, Harry R. I.indaman, ’13 Treasurer. P.knnktt K. Mati.ack. ’13 |irriala l.l-THER M. Rl-SII John 11. Belt Arthcr 1). Rare John O. Rif.c.kl 31 Sistiiriral-llnliliral (Bruity Processor Charles K. Atkinson, Adviser Group lull loon, Walter R. Doittiiett. '12 President, Cjiari.ks I.. Maurer. 12 Secretary, Boyd II. Lamont, ’13 Vice-President, Wai.tkr K. Doutiiktt,'12 Treasurer, Kllwood S. Paisley, '13 John J. Ai.i.eva, '14 Henry K. Ancona. '15 Mills H. AcSTI.KBKRRV. 15 Carl C. Bechtel, '14 Roiikkt S. Bordnkr. '14 Ivan M. Boyer. ’14 Kdwin 1). Bransome. 13 Florence A. Brooks. '12 I.i.oyd S. Casshi.. '13 Rcssei. S. Clark, ‘15 I.kvi Y. Daviihieishk. '13 Walter R. Doitiiett, 12 Carl A. Krikson, '15 Left College. iflrmlurr. Charles A. Fisher. '14 George II. Gay, '13 I I I’HERT S. Gi.EASON, '15 Frank L. Godshai.l. '15 Morris F. Gregg. '15 Benjamin II. Kell. '14 T. Klwood Kichlink. ‘14 Boyd H. Lamont, 13 Percy W. Matiiiel', '13 Roiikkt L. M atz. '12 Charles 1.. Mal'rer. '12 Roiiert (� . Miller, '15 Ralph Miiterling, '15 Hliavood S. Baislky. '13 Alfred G. Posey W. Earle Potteii'.kr C. Otto Rein hold, '13 Chester Robbins, '13 Edgar T. Robinson. '14 I’l.Ricii 1). RiTMBAirc.11. '14 Ray Seaman, 14 Robert B. Siiki.lenberc.kk, 'i Charles E. Wismer. '13 I’reih-rk k II. Worrell. '14 William A. Yeager, '14 COLLEGE SCENES ©lass nf 1U12 Motto: I-'ulcli certa inerccs Flower: Jack Rose Colors: Garnet ami Steel Gray (Oftirrra FIRST TERM President X. Kerr Thompson I ’iee-President Wll.I.IAM H. ScHEI.LHAMER Secretary I.ARKTA O. SCIIEUREN Treasurer Gusty 1’. West Historian Clara M. Dec k SECOND TERM A. Mei.vii.le Hillman Robert I.. Mat . Hazel C. Ialnostrkth Charles A. Beiiney Poet A. Melville Hillman IJrll Allc gem. gem. gem, Hoorah! Bazoo! Ilicka. picka. domiiiicka. Hong. pong. tibi. ticki. Ki. yi. kclvc! Ursinns! Ursinus! 1912! 3S TMr SENIOR CLASS � T MMHIttNtR MAT ; MISS LONCXIR till DOITIMCTT MISSSCHURKS IIIAsON MW MOIT SCIIH.I.HAMIR III MU Kl I.LATIII.TIR MISS TCCTSIIIIR BILI-MAV SIIW MtOOKS JACOBS SIISS DICK MI'S IK.I.IS MISS RAW MISS SAYLOR KtRSHNER REHN'KY LOW; MAURER MISS CORRIGAN ntuir iJurnt Dear Alma Mater, as we part We think of thee, how kind thou art: For now we leave thy watchful care. A larger life and work to share. The world does now her clarion ring: We. one and all. our service bring To champion right and conquer wrong. For evil’s forces still arc strong. Four years ago our sturdy band Came to equip brain, heart and hand. We joined beneath thy banner fair That we might learn to do our share. To raise the fallen, lead the blind From su|H. rstitious fears that hind: To teach the truth that sets men free. And help them greater things to see. (lone are the days, the months, the years. With all their pleasures. hopes and fears— More quickly than we hojied or thought: For joy was with us as we wrought. Hut now we leave thy hallowed walls And hasten forth where duty calls. Though we may never bring thee fame. We’ll ever cherish thy dear name. 36 S nmir Sitstiirtj T is with feelings of mingled joy and regr. t that the historian turns to the tasks of chronicling the events of the four short years spent by the Class of 1912 at I'rsinus; regret because now, when it is too late to mend them, we realize our shortcomings—joy because of our plea ure here ami the undoubtedly voluminous knowledge which we will carry out into the world, where we hope to publish countless pamphlets of marvelous biological discoveries. We were relieved of severe irigor in our pedal extremities, when, to our surprise, as Freshmen, we had our own way. The Sophs neither responded to the yell given by the 1912 Class nor to the football and baseball challenges. The banquet was held successfully. Again, the way was clear of Sophs, who never dared to interfere with our triumph. No one is more able to describe the festive wit ( ?) of that bounteous board than our one lone captive Soph, whom we caught as a spy and treated accordingly. Our Class is decidedly long on treating, by the way. At the opening of the second year, we took one look at the husky brush and decided to allow Class spirit to lie dormant (on account of the need of our men on the football field, of course). On the whole, our attitude toward the Freshmen was friendly. We always met them halfway—to the ground. The 1913 ( lass, dissatisfied with our j eaccful reception of them, resolved to give their yell, put up posters and paint the town red generally. They did it. it must he confessed, and we determined on vengeance. We went to work with a force that made Sunny Jim turn green with envv: the posters were passed by with contemptuous shrugs: the paint was scrubbed so l ard 1 ?) by captive h'resbmcn that the numerals arc plainly to be seen today; and, bv dint of wild yells, wliocps and bangs, our football eleven came out victorious. 27-0. On the day of their banquet, their President and three of the Class were detained by our redoubtable gladiators. We regret that one of the victims was our soon-to-be Classmate. Ananias Zckc. During our Junior Year, we began to feel our oats” and put aside the frivolities of the previous year-.—now being thoroughly versed in the art of not getting caught. Without doubt, we stand out preeminently in college life, especially in athletics. More 1912 men have helped win games for I'rsinus than any other Class in the history of the institution. Further, not only do we shine in athletics, but we bold an equally prominent place in the Glee Club. Cliarol Society and Knocker's Chorus. In spite of all these activities, the scholarship of 1912 ranks high. The Classical Group reports the stables in first-class trim, and the Hnglish students have never failed to pass any of Dr. Smith's exams., when their note books were in working order. We have the acknowledged champion prevaricator of college, the biggest hot-air shooter and the screech-iest laugher in our ranks, and we point with pride to the fact that our supremacy in nerve, cheek and general assurance has never been questioned. Now we have arrived at Seniorship and the last milestone of our journey. Soon we will pass out to take up the more-serious responsibilities of life—where individual effort will count for so much—yet. no matter how widely separated our paths may l c. we feel sure that the mcmltcrs of our class will carry with them, wherever they go. the fondest memories of the dear old days spent at I'rsinus. 39 Srutur Sull Days, yc hart' had your day! CHARLES Al'GCSTCS BEHXEY....................................Chemical-Biological...............................Mycrstown, Fa. Of all the hoys that arc so stive I. There's none like pretty Charlie.'’ I'rsimis Academy: Class Football Team (2): Class Baseball Team (2): Reserve Baseball Team (1) C2) (3): Reserve I'ootball Team (1) (2) (3): 'Varsity Footlxall Team 14): Handel Choral Society (1) (21 (3) (4); Glee (lub (2| (3) (4): Manager Glee Chib (3) (4) ; College Quartette (4); Charmidean Chib (2) (3) (4): Forager Kin Klux Klan (21: College Ponder Puff (3) (4): Student Senate (4): President Charmidcan Club 4 ; Group President (4!: President Zwinglian Literary Society (4): Zwinglian: Merlicine. ARASMAX MELVILLE P.ILLMAX...................................Classical........................................Landisburg. Pa. By the pricking of my thumbs. Something wicked this n ay comes. Mercersburg Academy; (lass I'ootball Team (2); Class Baseball Team (2) : I lamlel Choral Society (2) (3) (4): Vice-President Handel Choral Society (3): V. M. C. A. Cabinet 12) (3) (4): Weekly Staff (2) (3) (4 I: Brotherhood of St. Paul (1) (2) (3) (4) : President Brotherhood St. Paul (4) : Delegate Xorthtield Student Conference ('3); Tennis Association (31 (4): 1912 Rrnv Staff (3): First Prize Schaff Prize Delate (3); First Prize Junior Oratorical Contest (3): . Uuminum Huckster (3): Class President (4): Clerk Student Senate (4): President Schaff Literary Society (4): I'rsimis Representative Inter-Collegiate Oratorical Contest (41: Schaff: Ministry. F'LOREXCE ADA BROOKS........................................Historical-Political.........................Palmyra, X. J. How doth the little busy bee Improve each shining hour. Palmyra High School: Class Secretary (1 1: V. V. C. A. Cabinet (2) (3) (4) : Handel Choral Society li) (2) (3) (4); Girls'Glee Club i) (2) (31 (4): Girls'Ouartettc (1) 2) (3) (4); Secretary Handel Choral Society (3) (4): Weekly Staff (2) (3) (4): Phi Alpha Psi Club (2) (3) (4): Kditor-in-Chief i i2 Rl iiy (3): College Forester (3); President Phi Alpha Psi Club (4) : President Schaff Literary Society (4); Schaff; Teaching. 40 KATHRYN VERONICA CORRIGAN Spring City. Pa. Modern Language.................... Whistle, and he'll come to you. Notre Dame; 1 ’hi Alpha Psi (2) (3) (4): Shreincr Hattress (3) (4); Teaching. CLARA MAE DECK...............................................Modern Language...........................West Lees port. Pa. “All the perfumes of Arabia will not sweeten this little hand. Dickinson College: Y. W. C. A. (1) (2) (3) (4): Tennis Association (1) (2) 13): Secretary Xwinglian Literary Society (1) 3): Class Secretary 12): 1912 Rmv Staff (3): Delegate to Granville Y. V. C. A. Conference (3) : Class Chiropodist (4 ) : Class Historian (4 I ; Treasurer Y. W. C. A. (4) : Vice-President Xwinglian Literary Society (4): Xwinglian: Teaching. WALTER RICHARD DOUTHETT....................................Historical-Political............................Evans City. Pa. Out with this half-faced fellowship! Slippery Rock State Normal School: Secretary Field House Committee (1); Glee Club (1) (2): Class Football Team (2); 'Varsity Football Team ( il (2) (3) (4); Manager Varsity Baseball Team (4): Weekly Staff (31 (4); Editor-in-Chicf Weekly (4): hirst Prize Xwinglian Freshman Declamation Contest (1): First Prize Xwinglian Sophomore Essay Contest 2): Deutscher Vcrcin (2): Athletic Nominating Committee (3): 1912 Ruitv Manager (3): Handel Choral Society (1) (2): Treasurer Xwinglian Literary Society 3): Group President (3): Member Slippery Rock (Quartette: Class Treasurer (2): Grand Chief Klu Klux Klan (2); Attorney Xwinglian Literary Society (4): President Student Senate (4): Xwinglian: Politics. SADIE JUNO FEGLEY............................................Latin-Mathematical...................Lower Providence. Pa. •’or you and I are past our dancing days. West Chester State Normal School; Ursinus Summer Session: L'rsinus Track Team (4): Schaff: Teaching. •tl Resigned after procuring $500 worth of ads. HOWARD AltKAIIAM GLATFELTER Classical Nashville. Pa. “Full o' the mill: of human kindness. York County Academy; Class Baseball Team (2): Class Football Team (2): Class Poet 11): The Midnight Watch 11): The Hells 2 ; The Spy of Gettysburg (3): Virginitis'.' (3): The Cricket on the Hearth (4); Handel Choral Society (1) (2) : Glee C'hil 11) (2); Class President (3); Assistant Manager 1012 Rriiv (3): Charmi lcan Chili (2) (3) (4): Trappe Councilman (4): President Schaff Literary Society (4): SchalT: Teaching. MABELLE BEATRICE HEEHN'ER.......................................limjlish-Historical.....................................Unsdale. Pa. Have I caught my heav'nly jewel? I.ansdalc High School; V. V. C. A. ( 1 ) (2) (3) (41; Class Secretary (1): Handel Choral Society (1) 12) (3) : Girls'Glee Club (1) 12); Phi Alpha Psi Club (3) (4): Group President (3); I i2 Ruby StalT (3); Library Alcove (3); Delegate Y. W. C. A. Summer Conference (3); Secretary and Treasurer Phi Alpha Psi (4); Schaff; Teaching. FRANK R. HERSOX.................................................Classical...............................................Reading. Pa. A little, round, fat, oily man of Cod. I'rsinus Academy; Manager Class Football Team (1) (2): Manager Class Baseball Team (1) (2): Class President (1); Y. M. C. A. Cabinet (2) (3) (4): Class Treasurer (3); Vice-President Brotherhood of St. Paul (3): Vice-President Classical Group I 3); Assistant Editor 1912 Ruby (3) : Vice-President Zwingli.au Literary Society (3): President Y. M. C. A. (4): Bishop Salvation Army (4); Zwing-lian; Ministry. ALVIN ROY ISENBEKG..............................................Mathematical-Physical..............................Altoona. Pa. A needy, hollow-eyed, sharp-looking wretch. I'rsinus Academy ; Class President 1 ) ; Manager Class Baseball Team 1 ); 'Varsity Baseball Team (1) (2) (3) (4); Captain ’Varsity Baseball Team (2): Class Football Team It) 12); ’Varsity Football Team (1) (2) (3) ; Secretary AthMic Association (13); Class Treasurer (3): Group Treasurer (3); Vice-President Zwinglian Literary Society (31: Cleopatra's Antony (4); Group President (4); President Zwinglian Literary Society (4 ; Zwinglian: Business. 42 MELVIN CLAY JACOBS Classical Yorkana. Pa. Thou hovering angel, girl with golden wings. York Collegiate Institute; Class Baseball Team (2 -: Charmidcan Club (2) (3) (4): I'irst Prize Schaff Prize Debate (2); Class 'icc-President (3) : Clas-. Poet (3): 'ice-President Schaff Literary Society (3): 1912 Rfitv Staff (3): Godsliall I loan ling Club (3): Y. M. C. A Cabinet (4): President Charmidcan Club 3): St. Peter's Pell Hoy (4); President Schaff Literary Society 14) : Schaff: Ministry. AMMC)X (;K()R(JK KICRS!IXER................................Cheinieal-Hiologieal.........................Norristown. Pa. Hoary whiskers and a forky heard. Norristown High School; Class Football Team (2): Class Baseball Team 12); Class President (2): Forager Klu Klux Klan (2): Reserve Football Team (1) (2) (3): Track Team III t2) (4): Manager Track Team 2 : Handel Choral Society (1) (2| (31 (4); dec Club (1) (21 (3) (41; College Quartette (2) (3) 4); Soloist Handel Choral Society (4 ; Charmidcan Club 12 (3) (4); I'ilament lixfungcr (3) (4): President Zwinglian Literary Society (4); Zwinglian; Medicine. R()Y FRANKLIN KICIILIXE....................................Mathematical-Physical............................Bangor. Pa. Xoxe the Lord bless that steed face of thine! Bangor High School: Class Football Team (2): Class Baseball Team (2): Reserve Football Team 1) (2): Reserve Baseball Team (1): 'Varsity Football Team (3) (4): 'Varsity Baseball Team (2) (3) 44 : Charter Member Klu Klux Klan (2): College Orchestra (2): Cymbal Clapper (2) (3) 14): Gass Vice-President (4): Glee Club (4!: Schaff: Teaching. ALBERT FRANKLIN LONG.......................................Mathematical-Physical.........................Weatherly. Pa. Hush, my dear; lie still and slumber! Holy angels guard thy bed! Hazleton High School; Class President (3): Manager 1912 Ruby (3); Second Prize Junior Oratorical Contest (3); Charmidcan Club (2) (3) (4): Sprankle Helch (2) (3) (4): Student Senate (4); Zwinglian: Teaching. 43 HAZEL CAMPRELI. LOXGSTRETH Latin-Mathematical Trappc. Pa. Her cogitative faculties immersed hi cogibundity of cogitation.” Tra| | c Public Schools 1902; West C hester State Normal Sclwol 1905; College Stilt (2) (3) (4); Teaching. ROP.ERT LUKE MAT .............................................Historical-Political.........................McKcansburg. Pa. Ilis tribe were Cod Almighty's gentlemen. Rloomsburg State Normal School; College )rchestra (11: Handel C horal Society (l) (2): Glee Club 11) (2); Preeland Diadem (4) : Associate Editor Weekly (4): Vice-President Class (4): Student Senate (4); SchafT; l eaching. Cl I ARLES LEWIS MAURER.......................................Historical-Political................................Paxinos. Pa ll'ayzeard sister, defart in peace!” Handel Choral Society (3) (4): Preeland Piddle (3) 141; President Historical Political Group (4): Sc ha IT; Teaching. MARGARET CURRY RAPP...........................................Classical......................................Collegeville. Pa. “And mistress of herself though China fall!” Ursinus Academy: Y. W. C. A. 1) (2) (3) (4): Second Prize Xwinglian Freshman Declamation Contest (i): Group Secretary and Treasurer 11) (3): Secretary Xwinglian Literary Society (1) (3): Class Treasurer ( 1 ): Class Secretary (3): Class Wrapper (1) (2) (3) (4): Girls' Glee Club (2) (3); Phi Alpha Psi Club (2) (3) (4): Xwinglian; Teaching. GRACE S. SAYLOR...............................................Modern Language................................Collegeville. Pa. Why don't the men propose, mamma? Why don't the men propose?” Collegeville High School: Mixed Quartette (1); Handel Choral Society (1) (2) (3) (4): Girls' Glee Club (1) (2) (3) (4): Girls’Quartette (3) ; Honorable Mention Junior Oratorical Contest (3); 1912 Ri’BV Staflf (3); Sehaff 1'rombonc 41: SchalT; Music. 44 II.LIAM IIEIXLY SCHEI.LHAMER..............................Chemical-liiological................................York. I’a. Here's a sigh to those who loir me.” York Collegiate Institute: Class Football Team 2 : Class Baseball Team (2t; Reserve Football Team (2) (4): arsitv Football Team (4 : Kratz Hoarding Club (3): Class Vice-President 3) (4); i«)i2 Rritv Staff (3): Vice-President Cltarmidean Club 3 : Class “T-usscr 131; Stmlent Senate (4 ); Vice-President Scltaff Literary Society (4); Cltarmidean C'lub (2) 13) (4): ScliatT: Medicine. LARI . 1 A CKjDF.N SC 11 El REX..............................Modern Language..................................Collcgcville, Pa. In each cheek- appears a pretty dimple.” Collcgcville Hijs'b School; Iirl (lice Club 41) (21; Handel Choral Society ( 1) 12! 131 : 1912 Rrnv Staff (3); C.rottp Secretary (3): Class Suffragette 2) 13) (4) : Class Secretary (4); Group President 14): ScliatT; Teaching. HELEN' IRENE STOUT...........................................Latin-Mathematical..........................Philadelphia. Pa. I'll take that winter from your lips.” Lansdalc High School: V. V. C. A. ( t) (21 (31 4 : Croup Secretary (2) (31; Class Secretary (3) : Y. V. C. A. Cabinet (3): Class Squab (2) (3) 141: Handel Choral Society 13) (4!: ScliatT: Teaching. Cl 1RISTIXE ELIZA BETI1 TEGTM ElER...........................Classical........................................Cbnshohockcn. Pa. The ripest peach is highest on the tree. Conshohocken High School; Group Secretary 1); Y. Y. C. A. (1) (2) (3) (41; Girls' Glee Chib (1) (2) (3) (4); College Slump (1) (2) (3) (4): Handel Choral Society (1) (2) (3) (4): ScliatT; Teaching. XELSOX KERR THOMPSON.........................................Latin-Mathematical.....................................Euclid, Pa. Dwindle, peak and pine. Slippery Rock State Normal School; Reserve Baseball Team (1); Class Baseball Team (2); Captain Class Footlwill Team (2): 'Varsity Baseball Team (21 (3) (4): 'Varsity Football Team (1) (2) (3) (4) ; 1912 Rrnv Staff (3): Slippery Rock Quartette: Charter Member Kin Klux Klan (2): College .Icorn (1) (2) (3) (4); Class President (4): Captain 'Varsity Football Team (4); Forestry. 4S ROBERT W. THOMPSON . . . .Latin-Mathematical Euclid. Pa. Slip|KTv Rock State Normal School: Gass Koothall Team (2): 'Varsity Football Team ( i � (2) (3) (4): Slip| ery Rock Quartette: Grand High Potentate Klu Klux Klan (2); Engineering. til'ST V 1 111I.I I WEST.......................................Classical.......................................Rochester, Pa. Condemned into everlasting redemption. Slip|K:ry Rock State Normal School: Class Football Team 2l: Class Baseball Team 2): Class President 2): ‘Varsity Football Team (1) (2) (3) 4): A arsity Baseball Team (11 (a) (3) (4): President TennL Association (2): Winner Tennis Tournament 1 ); .Member Athletic Nominating Committee (3) (4): Slippery Rock Quartette: Second Prize Zwinglian Sophomore Essay Contest (2): President Zwinglian Literary Society (4): Class Patriarch (1) (2) (3) (4); V. M. C. A. Cabinet (3) (4): P.rothcrhood St. Paid til (2) (3) (.} : thlctic Editor 1912 Rit.y (3); Assistant Manager 1912 Rudy (3): Group President (4); Member Student Senate (4) : Treasurer Intercollegiate Oratorical Union (3): Business Manager Ursinus Weekly (4 ; Zwinglian: Ministry. Ex-fflrmlirrn Alice M. Adams, Vineland, N. J. Edna C. Bauer. Brookline. Mass. Thelma 15. Blakeslec. Tunkhannock. Pa. Carrie E. Clark. Boyd's Mills. Pa. Leonard P. Come. New York, N. Y. Edwin C. Errickson, Millville, N. J. James E. Mitchell. Millville. N. J. John W. Palsgrove, Schuylkill Haven. Pa. James C. Stamm, Danville. Pa. Thomas W. Stamm. Reading. Pa. Theodore W. Thomasson. New York. N. Y. Eilna K. 'Thomas A Royers ford. Pa. Died March 7. 1912. t Died June 3, 1910. 46 (UlaBB «f iai3 Mono: Fidclitas in Omnibus Flower : Blue Aster Colors: Blue and Gray (Offirrra FIRST TKRM President Herman Matiiikc I ’icc-President John X. Kantnf.r Secretary Mary B. Hartman Treasurer W'ai.tkr M. Facer Historian C. Orro Rein hold fjrll Kemof Kimo! Dari! lino! Mihe! Milii! Warump! Barump! Buini-dickle! Vix! Yax! Ihimi-dickle! Corax! Borax! Bean! 'Sinus! 'Sinus! 1913! SECOND TERM John X. Kantner George A. Bear Ada Si iilichter John K. Wetzel Poet Ada M. Fisher 47 £hr Juniors—1U13 Ktrharii AUrn Arms II ' Isaac Polls, the founder of Pottstown. were to return to life and gaze on our topic. Ire would wonder why the hurg departed from it' cU'tom, when it gave to Irsemo a light so shining and brilliant. But he would soon be led to infer that boys like Richard do not come along every day. Dicky drew his tir t breath on May 29. 1893, coming just in time t participate in the Memorial Day pce-rade of that year. The saying goes that, as a hairless infant, he was not the genius he is now. though possessed of a consciousness which protruded from his dome in lumps. For the further extension of said hunks, the lioy actually ran away from home to school, where, on learning so much, lie came to lie known as the I’.rittanica in a condensed and simplified form. It was also in those early slays, when out of his mother’s arms, that he bought his gumshces at Wcitzcnkorn's and his lunch at the Star Fating House, thereby enabling future kriiv Managers to secure ads. from the resorts aforementioned. Dick had an awful influence. I le came to “scollegc with the rest of 13 and cut a big figure about the local grass-patch ever since. The Zimmerman Hoarding llou'C -aw lit t take him in. to douse his light at night, to tie his tie next morning, and to do things in general except make him study. Showing himself to he the logical shark of a logical class, he did fine work in all his subjects and will graduate with a record scarcely surpassed by any I'rsinus alumnus. At almost any time, he may Ik seen digging into the realms of eternity, occasionally umpired by the calm and placid I!rook(s 1 and generally assisted through the kindness of his trebledensed spectacles. When not engaged along these lines. Dick i' either grinning, arranging the exchange list in the library, or playing baseball. The fact is. that he can hit the pill almost as far as Zekc Long. Richard is certainly more partial to the national game than he is to the massage machine or “Doc Fox's courses in trisecting 'tiff' and cadavers. He is also said to have returned home on the 9 o'clock car one morning, apparently driven away by the “dip. which chastised the Dog House at that time. At any rate, he is a good fellow. |x pular with the liovs. and passe' his notes out freely in time of need. Dick served his class as historian last year. and. as a member of the Ruby staff, condescended to have a brand new picture taken for this book. In ringing off at this point, the scrilic. on behalf of 1913. wishes Richard Allen Arms a prosperous future in his chosen profession- law. 49 (Brnnjiur Ashrufrltrr II' we were to go lown the Reading tracks to a patch of grass on the other side of a few cabooses, we would' not only witness the place f Icorginc’s birth, but also the s|xit where site grew up under Quaker influence. We would not have it interred that George wore Quaker bibs herself, however: she attended their school long enough to acquire a want for world-wide wisdom and knowledge. After learning a few at a West Chester institution and then teaching a trifle on her native sod, in order to become broadened intellectually, musically and athletically, she coupled with I'r-imts College. By daily allowance of ticket punching on the part of the conductor with the one tooth in her travels here, by running to classes with a book-bag of diverse tints under her ami. by ravaging, as old Sol Ixiiled in Nuns' Study Hall. the pages of Kline's Katin Grammar, and lastly, by mathematical and astronomical calculations as to how the institution was run. thus she began her widening process and shining light career. Friday nights- one after another- did our fair class mate plink the violin cords in society : entertainments—one after the other —did she sharp' ly grind scales, strains and do. ra. mi. fa, soli; and Glee Club and Baseball trips—many the one—did she extract the tool from its little chest and pick and thrum and fiddle. An athlete of marvelous ability, her jlower to spin the ball around the tennis court, her propensity to wire” the horschide over the pan and line it out - first demonstrated about the time when she was Miss I.ongstrcth's caddie became such a jmtent force that, when Princeton and the lliillies stood waiting, they were shut out. quartered, anti soon. The fact that, through these wavs, she showed her interest in and faithfulness to her Alma Mater and everyone else alike, makes us do declare that were not George at present engaged in preparing to teach 'mid the sunny avenues of Californy, she would be as much in evidence as ever liefore. Still, she loses none of her former courage and. when the apartments in Bomberger, that go under the name of rooms, liecotnc frigid and under the atmosphere, hesitates she not to advise their warming up: when star dust drops and the amoeba! r) i- speared in logic, never does she flinch; and when he in Hnglish Bible wears his happy look, drops she neither her notes nor rubber. Like other members of the Junior Class. George” lets her diagram ap| ear in the Ruby. We lielievc that, as a teacher. Miss Ashenfelter will prevent her children using material printed on cuffs and similar holy apparatus around examination seasons. 50 fHaru Uirrhlrl Hartman AF'TKK a sedate girlhood in Trappe, Pa., where her favoritism towards round and bulky people was first shown, having at that time dug her toes in the sand with II. Mathieti. Mary or “Bartie.’’ mounted a moving van and fell off at Collcgcvillc. And following her attendance in the school of this vale, where she secured Bechtel's son for a middle name, her crossing the Shillingford” and moaning. Save me, oh, mother, from Cupid’s darts. and her disposal of bird seed, rat traps and other sundries, for Uncle Dan Hartman, she entered Ursinus to become more sedate. But. alas! once in the Freshman formation, her sedatcncss was gone, her chains were snap| ed, she was free; and, at once acquiring the '13 spirit, crowed at our warriors to fry their polemics. By these manoeuvers and antics, the damsel not only received pleasant and fitting grimaces from the onlooking rabble, but won a slice of Robbins' heart, so that when the Fresh banquet rolled up the hill, it was Chester’s rough and horny remains, in place of those of Kaiser Mathieti. that took Mary to the stated collation. We must bawl out. however, that, although similarly occupied throughout the year. Bartie never came under the ban of the man who crawls into alcoves on his hands and knees, and. a member of that horde which made Smith's eyes glare from their sockets, did much conscientious study. In her second year, walking a State'ly pace up the street and to games, she grew comparatively, yea, superlatively, staid, and it was feared that she often invoked the divine blessing for her former allies. Her helping hand was witnessed everywhere: she supplied pajier to Ueorge Bear -another fat man in the class taught by the sport with the historical totacco pouch: running errands for Morlev Caldwell, brought his milk occasionally: provided entertainment when Vi llolzwarth was dyspeptic and unmelodious: and stepjied over the family stone steps to keep tab on those 'scollegians who ran into Shepard's “rye field In her Junior year and embracing cold intellectual subjects, she is just as obliging and kindly as ever before. Many a night she helps to wheel, beat ami beslap Clawson's kid as it journeys in the perambulator, quite as frequently does she deliver harangues for Representative Hartman, at Harrisburg: never more does she put on that Small but Incoming jacket: and often would she practice her music in Schaff. did not the trombone drown out the sound. We are glad to remark that, also an active worker in the V. W. C. .. it is not necessary for her to take part in discussion meetings, that have for their subject. Lost Chances. The Class of ’13. wishing Miss Hartman sixty kinds of prosperity in her chosen work, anticipate her equality with lights like I lainmerstein. Melba, Patti and her present teacher, Foghorn.” 51 Onuinu' Albrrt illrar T11H liirtli list of Catasau |tia. I’a., tells us that G. A. Hear first rul ted his chubby bands together on May -5. 1892. after which he was wrapped in a lull to prevent separation. Knowing very little else about his primitive hours except that he was just packed full of dimples and dinges. we will proceed to inform the audience of his later deeds. “Fats will Ik- remembered as that shapely piece of human tissue, who. on the first eve of his Freshman year, rolled down the Sprankle steps and slept on the piece of ground near the boilcrhousc. since designated by the Vice-President as part of the new movement. Once away from his tormentors. he wrote his name in the respective registration rolls of Kuhnt's Pie Plant and I’rensus. and was saved forever. He then proceeded to make a name tor himself by tackling the dummy on the football field. On account of success in this direction, George was later elevated to membership in the Sophomore aggregation, to which he proved an invaluable aid in making game of Hechtel and Holt, and balancing the water pitcher. a Soph, he caused the local public to sit up and take notice. In such demand was lie that. u|x� n announcing his intention to man y an Crsinus girl, shingles were put out in abundance. Fats also found time t loaf in Ringlebcn's drug store and tell the Ixiys how he stood in with his Group Adviser and Detective Fritclnnan. The truth is. he was so closely connected with these men that they invited him to return to us this year, if he would bring his preacher along to room with him. Hear, the Junior, is as versatile as ever. Time and again decs he speak words of encouragement t a Kahn’s congregation. who want to know what lie teaches down here at I'rsinus; often docs he urge the pipulace 11 the grandstand to yell louder: and week after week does he prove a very handy man in the Junior Sunday School Class. Alter! shines as a debater, lie is a member of Zwing, of the V. M. C. A.. Hrotlicr-liood of St. Paul, and is the college cheer leader, lie is familiarly known as tlie White Hope, travels on the Pcrkiomcn, might telong to the Handel Choral for all we know, and is one of the test known and most popular fellows in school, (ieorge should Ik- commended for having his photo shot for the Ruby, knowing, as we all do. the suffering that this operation caused him. We surely feel relieved, however, that he is rapidly regaining weight in the Dining 1 lali. Since Hear generally gets what he wants, there is no doubt in our minds whatever that he will Ik- able t hold the pulpit down” in his own demure way when the time conies. 52 tziuuiu Daunbrrl iirausumr THIS bonny, blue-eyed youth, a royal descendant of the House of Krin, was-bom in Philadelphia on the i Sth day of June in the year of our Ia� rd 1S91. Record' tell us little of his early youth, except that he attended a | arochial school in the city of his fathers. During this time Ted also devck | cd a pugnacious frame of mind by leading his fellow playmates in merry stone battles against the equally warlike youths of Roxltorough. These environments were not considered by his parents to he suitable for a young man of Pransome's possibilities, so they sent him to Rock Hill Preparatory School. Once again his life is enveloped in a haze of obscurity, out of which one day emerges a little fellow robed in short trousers surrounded by the atmosphere of the I’rsinus cademy. At last Kdwin I)agol ert I transonic is in his glory; many days has he wandered, but now he has hung his coat in the Historical-Political Group Paulding until such a time as the Faculty will have considered that his pate is sufficiently inoculated with Logic, Psychology and Ktltics. Then, and then only, will he he allowed to go out into the wide, wide world. Hist! Kuough of such things! Let us delve deeper into the actions of this mysterious youth. Let us investigate the reasons for his merry ( Marv ) laughter until we have examined it' broad expanse even to his temple ( Temple). The beautiful hanging gardens of which Ted boasts soon became the sole object of the Norristown girls' fondest endeavors. Put the efforts of these were all in vain. There arose in the heart of “Ted a certain amity lAmyity). which he desired to ripen and develop into a real case. 'This was considered serious even in that period of ('rsinus co-education. Put Ted i' erratic in all things and did not fail, therefore, to prove so in this event. To some the tire of such emotion seemed to lie forever dampened in “Casey's breast, but one need only to view at close range, as has been the privilege of the composer of this little dissertation, the conquests of this breaker of hearts. 'Thus he goes gleefully on. conquering more often than conquered. Now we must approach the rope, as the vicious animal must lie tied! “Ted is accomplished, jmssessing musical talent as well as a latent talent as an amateur actor. His voice has thrilled many audiences ami his ready wit has brought success to many Glee Club Concerts wherever they have been held. He is a member of Xwinglian Literary and Zimmerman's Hoarding Club. It is hard to predict a future for ’Ted. suffice it to say he has one. and one of which his Alma Mater will Ik- proud. 53 Anj -Xi'iiin Srultakrr NO HMBKR 6. tXS , in Lebanon, Pa., the place which i mentioned in the Holy Writ and which holds the Lelxation twins when they go home at Christinas, must Ik- given credit for doling out the subject of this skit. Called “Mru by hi' playmates from the very Iteginning, he was likewise addressed by the l ys. and particularly by a co-i y lcd at Millcrsvill; Normal, which he attended with his own free will. And today, at I’rsinus. no one would think of presenting him with a different name. The progeny before its entered college as a Soph, and as such, when not perusing his lessons and taking Fox's advice how to get in contact with the leading publishers of the day. took favorably to sliding through doors in company with the rest of the motlies. In this roll, he acquired enough fame to l e duly initiated into the Classical Group and informed that ministerial prospective-' generally lead a more simple existence. So. against his will, he proceeded at once—(a wicked, odious lie)—1« prevent the chemical decomposition of shaving receptacles, the mechanical disassociation of the new electric lights, and the precipitation of liquid matter through the scenery to the sanctum of the Dean beneath, lie this as it may, he proves to Ik- a valuable member of the class, as well as an able exponent of the finger-bowl at the Zimmerman “Macaroni and Turkey Factory Together with his roommate. Peters, he is a scintillating football player, having gained |icrmis-sion to Scrub’’ himself upon presenting to Whiteness Price a ticket, received as a sign of valor in the class game. He i' also a good student, works hard and at periods conducts seminar' in his pen with the aid of books. Im vs and the ice cream bucket. P.ru” scarcely ever bothers with the feminine |� ersuasion of our ever-growing city, for the reason that he i' devoted to one “sole’ ly in a less pretentious community. Still, he i' very officious to the local dames, likes to gaze at the kind that wear cream puffs on their crania and let peaches hang from their checks, and. if we hear rightly, takes much delight in sending I-ockart off to his little “Sheep, when the occasion so demands. Apparently, neither a regular nor a volunteer in the popular interpretation of the terms, nevertheless, he makes certain hearts strain, coming, as lie docs, to shines with an overgrown cuff wrapjn-d around his neck. Before coining, however, we might mention that he always puts to use the razor strop, which lie manufactured from a slice of the old Zwing car| et some months ago. Bru is an imjxirtani V. M. C. A. man, an ardent “lit” member, and a friend of the first water. In his life calling, the ministry, we believe in his ability to marry couples; also to take a little recreation along that line himself. Ilmjft Staulrij (Cansrl THIS embryonic proof of the evolution theory started to grow aliout 1892. in the proximity of Lansdale. and. growing, showed himself to be human instead of divine. I le consequently attcnde l public school, graduated at the head of his class or something like that, and accidentally lost his heart to a Daisy blossom. In order to get an education ami also remain engaged, IJoyd vehicled to Ursinus. where he believed that it would be an imjiossibility for him to take on a new love. ()ne of the most quiet ?) fellows around the institution, so very little i known of t assel’s evil doings that his history along this line is almost blank. In his Freshman year, however, his military ap| carancc was such as not only to effect his escape from all Soph liquid and solid nutriment—technically called hazing—but to be the means of his making a favorable impression on the football field and with local skirts as well. I le was also a Freshman when lie acquired the suitable sobriquet i Faerie. which, meeting the sympathy of his co-ed friends, secured through their vote his affiliations with Schaff. the Historical-Political (iroupand the Friday Night Theatrical and Footlight Fans. Such did his fame become in these organizations that, when l.loyd was a Sophomore and. therefore, eligible to further honors, lie was duly entered on the rolls of the V. M. C. A. Missionary Committee and the Freeland Hall Free Thinking and Rationalistic Society. At present, he is their chaplain, doxologv leader, hymnal and song service. Cassel is rapidly liecotning a Junior in other respects. Having succeeded pretty well in remaining true, except at Charmidtan banquets, when he was “Dunn on the Reach by a “Saylor until he tied to Areola. lie nevertheless keeps away from Collegeville angels and saves his money. He attends classes now and then— mostly then has as his favorite intellectual pursuit', athletics, history, chemistry and Knglish -’ible. and. with the exception of Professor Wailcs. who clinched with l.loyd one day. gets along nicely with his Professors.. Very ]x pular with the boys in Ins Croup P.uilding—let us say right here that Cassel is one of the few in that structure who buy their own pipe stuffs—he is often referred to as the Millionaire Kid and the Wart of Freeland Hall.” His musical and religious aspirations tend in the direction of Foils' Handel Chortle Society and the Brotherhood of St. Paul. rcs| ectively. although election to the former did not take place as yet and his single claim to membership in the latter is the fact that, when lie is inclined to cuss, he violently cries. Oh. Pathos! Cassel’s ambition is to gradually evolve into a teacher or lecturer on either chemical or historical subjects. Still, he is not averse to |M litics, and perhaps we may read of him as Chief I ..amp-ignitor in some modern city. We wish him success. 55 If mum Jfrnlru (Christman WHF..X we gaze on the figure of this bi-s| cctaclcd adorer of the test-tulie as he 'talk' majc'tically from “lal� to “lab. tve are reminded of some ancient, blink-eyed alchemist j oring learnedly over his mas-'ive tomes and revelling in the fragrant ? fumes of his favorite chemicals. A 1 r« duct of the town of Potts, and. therefore, as biological and logical as the liter differentia coming from that city, lie develo| ed into his present self by slicing earth worms and squinting down the microscope. During his Freshman weeks. ernon was a quiet, unassuming specimen, and, residing as he did. alxive Councilman (ilatfelter's room, rising at dawn and expiring at night, none of us entertained the least thought that he would become the anatomical wreck he now is. Instead of attending such functions as the Class Kush and vi'iting places of holy repute, as the dance hall, to the extent of acquiring that every little movement gait, for which he is noted today, he j assed Ins spare time helping Doc Fox chloroform decrepit ones, and growing near-sighted and brain-calloused. We are sorry to say. however, that Specs did not maintain this attitude throughout his Sophomore year. Failing to lie down and l� co« me deceased which he would have done if he realizes! that the Dean was chasing him—he was corralcd by the body of which Kline is stenographer and appropriately deprived of hi' nerve to cut hair, apply feathers and use the strap, of. to, and on Fresh sea-weed as it arrived. He moreover existed as the liedfcllow of Martyr Long, served as boot-black, valet and everything else combined when Alliert was under the weather, drew a picture ami made out contracts for the km2 Ruby, and in lire time proved himself a veritable young Romeo. If Captain Kiddo were with us Juniors now. V ernon’s socks and ties might once again climb up the chromatic scale at the lecture course and the Lieutenant himself, by means of some girlish argument, might even regain bis old-time studious form. I hu sad to relate, the young lady is among the absent ones, and Christman, who i' really aware of her absence. ! ccoincs in consequence less sound and more careless every day. lie eschews rooming at Collegcvillc. prefers to ride on “Dick Arms’ street car between here and Pottstown instead, masticates bis dinner in Fats Rear’s pantry, and gurgles forth bis musical and blood-curdling laugh and “all r-right to such an extent that they seem t I tear resemblance to the demoniacal yelps of Ike. (lip,” Mr. Wailes and Stamy. Crissy” is a good sort just the same. and. when he condescends to walk into chemistry and a few other classes around examination time, with his sharp and genial wit. will quite likely lie made a Senior. Christman avows his determination to liecome a famous country doctor, renowned for the efficiency of his cough medicine and malted milk. % S’anuu'l Suuftall Drtiuilrr BORN on a Pcrkiomcn township ranch, in 1889. Samuel Randall l)ct-wilcr. a short time later, portrayed his scientific nature hv taking a full-fledged k� c of paregoric ami cauterizing the wounds of the family canary. Then, in order to know more than the Iron liridge High School could teach him about such crimes. Dotty attendee! the West Chester Normal—also. Miss Wagner’s boarding house—l ecame a first-class school-marm and slab artist, and registered in the Client-Hi Croup with the rest of the lieetlis. In hi Sophomore year- not belonging to us licfore that time—he created a great name for himself in working, singing, playing baseball and carrying Doe box's satchel around on field trips. 1 the more cruel type of Sophomore, he discovered in the zoological lalxsratorv a new kind of zoology'': another time he made use of the gum stretched across his windpipe. and. then, made the (lice Club; and certainly none of us will deny that, if the thcr seven men behind him would have pitched half as well a- he. the Scrubs might have had their picture in the IfYeWy. His reputation thus made. Deity increased the same very easily, first by taking ex| cditions with box into the fields of I’ctsis. Metsico and l.i-tits. and then by bringing back therefrom such valuable pieces of geological furniture as Christopher Columbus' tie pin and b'.ve's earring. f course, as Detty” is a Junior now, he must be excused for all these shortcomings. Following a summer spent in selling aluminum percolating coffee |x ts and frying tins, he is also the proud owner of articles of like construction at present, which he uses according to their purpose—some to bake in. others not to hake in. none to grow tired or ancient or to accumulate. Were he only to cart around his culinary products to some of us. both c l and co-ed, in the dorms, like Rev. Jacobs, we believe he would soon Ik- a noted chef. Hut Sam is too busy for anything of the sort For ne thing, he could not very well neglect exercising his vocal strings in the Lower Providence iuire on Sunday. Furthermore. “Detty” sings in the Skippack town hall every year, as well as in that of Hazleton, has a tendency to participate in hayloads to the Wright home, and uses all spare time furthering his knowledge in botany, having as his present sjiecialty the black-eved Susan. Thus, we perceive his duties. Resides being an earnest student ami a good mixer. Detty belongs to SchalT. Charmidean Club. Quartette. V. . i. C. A., Ruhv Staff and Choral He is a clear friend and relative of Mr. Iv. Abr. Glaticltcr, F-sq., and. in accordance with the advice of his Group Adviser, has expectations of publishing a work on biology. Detwiler intends to continue his studies at Vale, where lie will have our best wishes. He deserves to succeed. 57 Aiiu ittanuu'ritr Jftsshrr WI-: might begin by saying that Ada Marguerite Fisher, one of the fair Shreiner element in the clays. Mniled for the first tune in iS v. at West I’ikcland. a little mound near I’hocnixville. 'This ] lacc being too small for a bright and promising young cherub like Ada. she consequently moved with her parents to the metropolis of l.ehan n. Whether or not the statement is true that she caught a cold at that time we are not quite sure, but are pleased, nevertheless, that she recuperated sufficiently to attend the Lebanon schools and later to come to I'rsinus. Ada is making quite a hit in this college town. Away back in her Freshman year, when Cupid was doing all kinds of stunts and causing laws to lie made, her | crsonal charms brought around some really noted jicrsonages. Francis among them. A broad knowledge of human affairs secured at that time truly served her well in handling admirers of late. for. although Sir Francis de| artcd from us and is happy now. Ada almost Kclled a lx y in the beginning of her Junior year, and at present is wafted on a big and broad Isetnjbcrg. If only all I'rsinus girls were as fortunate as Via! Miss Fisher has also other propensities. She is an accomplished musician, wltose vocal and instrumental features in Xwmglian are always appreciated by the Society. Her ability in this rosjicct is further affirmed by Claudic rich-thorn, who once said that if she would only practice five hours a day there would be another great artist in the realms of music. During her college career, she was connected with several social organizations, as the Shreino Klite” and “Never Inn Squad. and is now a mainstav of the “Co-Ed Doily Club. the purjn.se of whose iucihIhts is to i ngage in fancy work of all kinds and denominations and which Ada urged to serve strawberry short-cake at all meetings. That this Uxly is an important one is realized when it is taken into account that several Sophs are connected with it and that they are just as adept in threading the needle as providing their comrades with news. In addition to belonging to the stated organization ami Zwing, Miss Fisher is affiliated with the Phi Alpha I’si. the iirls (llee Club, Quartette, and V. V. C. A., taking an active | art in all. She is a loyal sup|K rtcr of the Cold and I .lack, can be seen at every I 'rsinus function, maintains a good average in the class-room, and will graduate in 1913. Knowing that Ada expects to continue the study of music after next year, we can only prophesy that she will succeed in her chosen work. Indeed, it is quite likely that some day she may even join the rank of (irand )| era stars. 58 OSiumjr Sfruru (ban THF. town of Bradford-on-Avon, Wiltshire, England, lost claim to the honor of having G. 1 lenry lay as a resident when that lean, unwashed artificer embarked on the good ship Cuspidor and sailed for (Slack inton, Mass., the United States, lie was received at the dock by the white-tleeccd “J. Beadle I’..” w!k deposited him in the Ursinus Academy, an institution to which Ceorge clung like a leech, and which he was exceedingly loath to leave, lint away from its shackles at this writing, he thanks God that he is a son of Britain, also an American citizen and a promising mcm-ber of 1913. (lay's life about college is a varied one indeed. Although taking little part in class scraps and the like in his under-classman days, due to physical weakness and bodily incapacitation, he nevertheless made a mark on the gridiron, diamond, track path, tennis court and in the musical ami ethical organizations. lie really did such great work in these directions that it was not necessary for him to further weary his intellect in the classroom at all: no. all that George had to do was to simply sit in a place where he could be easily located and withal look wise and jierusc and delve. Between times, lie gained the distinction of ljcing a bom narrator of horrible tales, dealing with the slaughter of grindstone rattlesnakes, the juggling of grand pianos and the proper treatment of young rose-lipped, winged and sprightly chcru-bims, whom lie met on his travels. Iioth on the old mhI and here. During those days, he also acquired his favorite expression of Oh, (p) Shaw! which, spoken in his peculiar tone of voice, soared the voters of Freeland Hall so much that they finally abandoned their customary indulgence in luck and soup feasts and took on the reading of the Good Book and John W esley's ballads instead. We are truly glad to have a man of such influence in the Junior Class. An athlete of wonderful ability, he throws the forward pass on pur] osc. gallops along with his own little hitch-step, presents the straight arm like a veteran boxer and pile-driver, and is inconsiderately known by a sister college as one of a number of Ursinus iron-workers. With the ladies. George i' a wonder wherever he goes. The fact is. to such a degree do his maulv pro|iortion$ appeal to the opposite | crsuasion that he can well afford to adopt the laissez-faire |� Iiey. which quite often, on straw-loads, for instance, he pleases to do. He is also imbued with the power of debate, and, as a religious exhortcr, favors the general topic. The itch of disputing will prove the scab of churches.” We like him for his good fellowship. In future years, we hope to be as proud of G. Henry Gay. Bradford-on-Avon, Wiltshire. England: Blackinton. Mass.: Ursinus. as we are today. 59 S trlla iflaru ilia in C )MPA1 ATIYHLY little is known of Stella’s youth, except that quite early. flaxen-haired like, she presented herself f« r ins| cclion to Rev. Fisher's heirloom, also light-topped: and. then received into the upper element, accompanied the same to the Lebanon schools. Here, not limiting herself to the academic sight of physical phenomena, hut by bagging similar samples among the “Helds” as well, she proclivcd toward science so much that bather Haiti expressed her to I'rsinus labs. 1‘here are few of its who remember Stella, as. for the first time, she diminuitivcly transferred her luggage from the cars to Shreiner. 'hit we. who write, do, and. in rescuing this scrap of information for those who don't, might wheeze forth that Miss Haiti was the fair thirteener: who. when huddling close to Miss Fisher at shines—and vice versa—wondered whether to go In me ensemble or not: who pummelled the gizzard out of 'u ath-letesscs, when rooms were stacked and mussed: who conveyed cushions and hammocks in the direction of trees so as to study thereunder; and who. learning the subtleties of football and track, paid rcsjiects to those diversions. w hen Chambersburg and Reading waged gory contest. In her Sophomore terms, however, being a year older and wheeling the leaves hack and forth on the Zwing piano rack, as she did. besides advocating that the girls should not be allowed to accumulate in the postofficc. let us make known that Stella changed her inode of livelihood to a far less irksome one. She studied like a little demon, she grew so lean that no longer was she mistaken for her roommate, site put wealth into her head while commixing in the chemical lab. she made ready Iter Lebanon twin for Charmidcan banquets; and then—to recuperate, she says—rode around on her useful “(Jig and lost her little picture. f Junior |x isc at this stage, she i-still a person of industry, not only racing and reracing about for Rt'itv material, with the assistance of many others (???), but also taking the tickets in V. V. ( . A., closing the door at Alpha Psi meetings, instructing the Shreiner irandam in sociological problems and imploring to act the Queen of Sheba on (dee Club trips and other like fol-de-rol. What with all her carrying around such interests, we dare not wonder that Stella came by the optical illusion and sparkler which she wears on her left palm, yet we have it from inside sources that she i not indulging in any considerations whatever. On the other hand, when she secs the P.ridgcton | each push the button of the bell, it is said that she becomes confused as to the roots of her fringes and earlobes. She is one of the most delightful girls in the Class- there are but five more- is cute, enticing and frolicsome. It is Miss Haiti's wish to teach school for two years or so. and then grab up the broom. Where. Stella? 60 EiUuir Brurr Samba THE initiation of Edgar Bruce Jacobs into the duties of a rural mailman hapj encd a few minutes one day in iSSS. somewliere outside of Pennsylvania, near Abbottstown. Shortly afterward. Jake iK'came a public schoolteacher, making quite as much success of the job as did Miss Kemmerer. also a former | cdagogue. Shortly after that- we say shortly, not wanting to inflict any unnecessary age n these people—he hied to lettvs-burg Academy and then t I'rsinu Seminary, for the sole pur| osc of buying books and studying life in general. After ipany excruciating experiences. Jake” is managing to sta with us. At the end of his first year he was almost a wreck, lie really worked overtime in persuading the Sophs to use discretion as far as strap-oil was concerned, in urging the Sprankle bovine to Ik milked n the spur of the moment, and in commanding the college swine to attend several Shreiner parties, only to lie deserted by that gay and festive Stuart, who sought another roommate. Did not lake go to the “Beach t- recuperate, dear knows what would have become of him. He might even have crossed the shore to Beulah land. But nothing of the kind did occur, whereupon, seizing the offer of the faculty by the forelock to become a Sophomore, served as proofreader of the lot.? jiostcr- a literary effort meant for Miss Wagner's Class—clip|K-d the feathers from Bechtel’s wings, and shut the shutters at all Croup meetings. Thus, we see how impossible it was for the Flag Factory” to prevent his receiving a cheap meal at the 'i.j ban |uct. or to save him the trouble of keeping Lamont out of Tom Hallman's clutches —that rising young lawyer downtown. When Jake got into the family himself, not only did he ruin Fredericks young life but made such a rep at studying biology in concrete form that he almost graduated on the 'jml 1 lowevcr, he is with us again, and. when not in touch with the “(flcvian News Agency. s|R nds much time observing the Fox in his den. setting “Fatty Robbins to work in his psychological laboratory, and taking care that Walter I.aucr gets hitched up when important shines roll around. In the respect that he jtosscsscs a vast knowledge of girls he resembles his namesake. Melvin, although the latter did not wander to Spang'Nille as yet Neither did Melvin jingle the “Fair Ellen song at Handel Choral recitals. We might also state that Jake sells jewelry to pay his dues in such organizations as the Mission Study Committee, the Ruby Staff, the Tennis Association. Schaff. the Charmidean Club and Kulmt's Bakery. In addition to being a loyal son of I'rsinus he is a member of the Reformed Church and a comer in Student Senate circles. Hoping that Bruce will make an able preacher, we send thL dissertation to press via Paisley's railroad. 61 3Jnlut -Xatlumirl Sautiirr SIX Cl-' February 6, 1889, the birthmark of the ist of these words. Knottier did what few W ilmington hoogs ever ho| e to do. namely, attend West Jersey Academy ami Crsinus College. Let it be said, however, that, in s succumbing, only once did he lose that faithful animal, his appendix, although many were the times that he called around for Walter Lauer’s boil medicine. Safely stranded in Collegevillc as a Fresh. Jack was snatched up by Prof. Omwake. who forthwith showed him the Super-house and wrote the boy’s name in the college catalogue. Then. Kantner took up his residence in Bordner’s garret and Constable Prizcr’s home. res|icctively. While living in the latter place with Rev. Lindaman’s son. he again humped into the Viet r ’ President ■ n matters of ethics this time -gathered httrys on the nearby 7 roads in the day as well as in the early evening hours, and won first prizet r)' -in the Freshman Declamation Contest. I .ate in the year, we will recall that -John abandoned Prizer’s for V’oh’s room anticipating Heller’s approach, no doubt—so as to help Paul, of brass-knob tame, dress himself and also l ad J ilress epistles to Chambersburg and other towns along the Peach. At this ] criod Jack was so well known that he found little trouble in tennis (?) c “court ing with the winsome, well-built, llaxen-haired Fuglish teacher, who 7 often delegated her newly found one to extinguish the light on leaving — Shreiner. If we could only go on and tell as much of Kantner. the Sopho- — more, as of Kantner. the Freshman' Put John was a much meeker lx� y inj_5_ the second year than in the first season, except that he played like a • t; Weatherly battering-ram in class contests on the gridtdle tirmi. became a } dansetir par excellence, and, as Keigwin’s right hand man, passed out the ( diplomas to the 1911 boys at Commencement. After reading the contents of -the new Creek library, presented at that time, and wiping the dust from the -same, lie was promoted to the Junior Class and made President in the second 1 term. In this capacity. Jack is especially noted for having saved Miss ; Krmold, Olevian's confidante and monitress from slipping to a frigid death 1 on the ice. besides having given a free |xarlor-chair ride to that girl from , Sunbury. During the last few months, he also attended a few movie” shows at Norristown, always sitting near the screen to note facial expression, sold tickets at the gate for V. M. C. . lectures, and dispensed with Regal shoes by the thousand. Kantner is a strong member of wing. V. M. C. A. and Tennis Association, contemplates hanging a big green Regal boot from his place of business real soon, calls around at “Doc Cood’s banquets once a year, has for his favorite flower the daffodil, and may become a preacher or lawyer, perhaps. May he lie a help to his loved ones! 62 Ihyh Siarupii tCanumt SIK )RTLV after his birth, in 1891, Clip I.aniont moved from Shamokin to Hazleton, where lie l eeatne a High School student, a member of the Weatherly School Hoard's football team and a friend of the organization's 'T.rother Mill. With this variety, however, we get it straight that Koyd was a tame one in the mine holes and cavities of his town to what he is now. Entwined in his brown suit. ink-sjx t cap and buttonhole watch chain, tiip arrived on the turf dead s|x rt enough to enrapture (I. Saylor, who led him downtown one night, and also Rev. Fisher's daughter, who danced with him at the Fresh-Junior Class shine. Thus, he went until lighting the luminary in a nearby town—to the disgust of all present—when others put out the juice, he rudely violated 1‘rsinus rules and was ostracized 1 le spent his remaining Freshman days committing crimes which lie will tell about after 1913. although we know that he was in the Olevian basement several times and tightened Zeke's ankle brace as often, lint his renown as a speedometer rests on his checkered Soph career. Of the bony type of devils, not only did he scare the daylights out of Mailman Hess and Miss Wagner, but also made August pari with his doctor's certificate, and gave Flicker a keg of molasses, and put Mcchtel in the barber's chair, and hurled a kettle at Yost's Fnglish Class, and almost kept “Jake from swallowing a ’14 banquet. In touch with the faculty during all this, he managed to ap| easc his teachers by receiving a glad hand and lemons as a Chink in the Rarrctt Stock Co., and then in Yirginius. by generating thrilling remarks when Pretzel Bauman set off the hydrogen tank. The deed that almost landed dip in the pen occurred when he escaped with the '14 programs, led the grand march at the shine itself and passed a night in Cod's pure air. Following this, lie became a changed boy good, sweet and Gra(tia)'s—and besides attending fudge parties, paid a visit l the Poultry Farm not long since. As a Junior, lie also displayed his histrionic talent once more by taking the part of the hog in the Macbeth Witch scene, shot | ool until he thought it high time to edit this volume, and almost had his brains dissolved by an Er-mold water pitcher. Harvey is in demand at sea-foam and hay-load parties —whereat he winks at the chaperon, hangs his trousers on the l ook-rack l c-forc retiring, and, although a hard one in his day, is cooling off. At present, Son l-auer is trying to prevent him from going West -but in vain! Organizations like the Y. M. C. A.. Zwing. the JJ'.vWv Staff and the Cliar-niidean Club are reforming Gip day by day. I.aniont expects to teach awhile, and later to enter a graduate school. May he rule Hazleton like Pennypacker ruled Penn! 63 lUaltrr ittrtflrllau ICaucr THE writer advances the statement that the hirth of thi' brawny son of the soil, on July iS, 1X05. in Thomasville, I’a.. occurred alnut lied time. Which, perhaps, might Ik- regarded as true, csjjccially if reference is made to the many occasions in after life when Walter “crawled in between the sheets. The owner of a very beautiful hide, he develo| ed his looks glancing over the stock market on his father’s farm and attending the York C ounty Academy. Then, spurred on bv the thought that he would be better situated at a place where costumes more appropriate than knee pants were worn, he came to I'rsinus. latter, who was brought into blast Wing by his brother. Mike. | ent the first day sitting on a trunk in a somewhat sttlidued jiosture. Even when he did utter a few notes, so shaky was his voice that it ascended the scale to I-’ and caused him at once to lie christened Echo. Echo, soon lteCoining weary of the scared feeling, straightway sat on a Soph's neck in the (lass Scrap, sunvived the mid-year lveh(o)sams after werv much strategy, and illustrated his wonderftd endurance by living in a set of fleece-lined underwear for two brief months. No wonder that the prodigy was promoted at the end of his first year and in due time made a Chronicler on the Hnbv Staff. At the end of his Sophomore days, which were strenuously spent in scouting and sj ecializing in l.atin. Walter determined to go to Kansas to harvest for awhile, but was finally persuaded from going so far West at that particular moment. N'ow lie goes in that direction every day to feed himself. He never misses a meal at Zimmerman's, though it is whispered that, on several sleepy mornings, the “cats manager came over to the dorms for the boy with a stick. Echo's” fame rests chiefly on his “pun ting, blowing the horn in Dinner's Band, trying his arm. with Boyer's assistance, and swelling out his laundered shirts as a consequence of commendable marks in chemistry and math. For the benefit of the paragons, who ex|MXt to take up graduate work. Walter conducts a reference library in catalogues, lecturing on the same frequently in his new brown suit. He is. moreover, deeply interested in | olitics. and. as a result of a straw vote taken with himself, thinks that Goni| ers would make an ideal President. A former memlier of Jolls' Glee Club, a present member of Schaff and a loyal ( harmidean. Echo is also a hcartbreaker and a desirable friend. That he will make a success in life is quite as certain as that he will not soon be forgotten. May his future courses in Boston Tech or Michigan or “West cm Reserve, no matter the place, along the lines of science lie productive ones! 64 ffiarrii Snbrrt Ciitbamau WK must concede t i larry, as one of Pastor I .indaman's flock and born in I'erkasie. Pa., in 1889. that lie tell out of hi' cradle, his town and several educational institutions in time to swell the 1913 Class enrollment. When a small boy. he happened upon Doc Fox. also a small iwy. drawing pictures at the Philadelphia Animal Show, who advised Harry to go to I’rsimis Academy, then to Kutztown Normal—where .Miss Kem-merer went—and sooner r later enter I’rsimis College. Consequently, he i' with us. In the course of his Freshman year. I.indaman hurled a biscuit at our jtoetry teacher—not the one in the library for which he received a O-r in Kngli'h as she i sjioken. Not to be utterly foiled, however, he soon started to acquire a vocabulary so pure and strong that no other student's dialect could quite equal it. and, succeeding, must he given a put! of praise. In the first place. Harry roomed at the Prizcr homestead, with Kantner, who taught him all lie knew: and. secondly, he once saw tit to crochet on the campus with Miss Ray Condon, who is an editor of a college | aper now and who made out of him a smart I toy- to say nothing of the fishing trips he ami Ray held some mornings, about the time Curly and Stella carried the mail downtown. Credit must also Ik.- given him for being able to use the Prizcr coal scuttle in an able manner, sell the Success magazine success fully, and receive an elegant meer' sham pipe from the Smoky City. Pittsburg. It certainly devolved n few Freshmen to get so far ahead. The secretary of “dip l.amont in his second year. Harry devclojK-d such a keen mind that he had no difficulty in assuming a similar position under Professor Omwake. who. in addition to unnecessary Sprinkle chinawarc. kept him hustling day and night. I .indaman's duties were, indeed, many. He played in two Class dames, eluded Squatez-vous Stamv one Sunday afternoon, erased the wool from his physiognomy betimes, and on Commencement evening surrendered his kennei to those chaps who introduced Tracey, the hatter, into college life. Now a third year student for these acts—not a Junior, for we don't have any classes around here— I.indy. as he is jx pularly called by the co-eds. travels the same rate as before. Time and again is he summoned bv the fairies of Shreincr and Norristown, who confide in him as though in their own mothers, and who gladly lend their cars to his talk on such topics as knitted headgear, toilet articles, ironing stands and mops. I.indy may also Ik- found in Cosin Clawson's classroom as high as three times a week. He is a member of wing, a close friend of the V. M. C. A., cooks his own vitties. and is a good hearted fellow. Comprised of alfalfa material in contrast with Kantner. who is of urban growth. I.indy will become a chemist of the soil. 65 Daniil ICnrkart TIIK time :m l birthplace of this young man arc of little significance when compared with the fact that lie was born. After nativity came a | eriori of farm life, when his Imncs liecame crooked; his boyhood lays in Roycrsford. Pa., when he led a crude existence and called on the purest, sweetest and most innocent girl” to Ik- found, and his entrance t I’rsinus. It took but a short while for us to realize that l-ockart was among our number, lie passed the day helping “ .eke Long liecome a martyr, the night in thinking how many jobs he could scalp were he to Income contaminated by the then greedy Hook Room Manager, and between times in making Seniors believe that he would he an acquisition to Swing. Thus struggling. Dave finally succeeded in becoming W hites Price's errand boy. called Footkall Manager in the catalogue, and would have appeared in the picture of the Y. M. ('. A, Cabinet, no doubt, if he did not cast around yellow posters and make unkind remarks when the l oys disseminated in his room the wheels and screws of the college buckboard. Suffice it to say. however, that Ixxkart awaited his time and. though unable to wreak vengeance on the perpetrators of horrors aforesaid, took it out of Freshmen and a few others in the second year. No sooner was he asked by Mr. Wailes whether lie drove that Bechtel jterson down town without his furnishings than he began to coerce Robbins into leading a gav life, grew infatuated with the pink hair ribbons and lace bonnets of C. Mac Deck, dropped the scent of a fetid animal, which Morvin Cod shall mistook for a cent, nearly liccanic contributing editor to the I 'rsiiius H i't'kly. and. in conjunction with hauling the mail inserted in a hag of alligator skin made in Boston to Olevian. dedicated an epistle to a member of that Seminary itself. As we heap coals on his head, wc must not forget that, through the intluence of Chester, he gained the friendship of a Slatington belle, to and from whom he wrote missives in red ink and received a beautifully he deck ed I’rsinus pillow— all at a time l cforc he entered the Shepherd's fold. If this !xx k were only printed a year hence! Dave's” name not only appears on the book-room and Rciiy (wiper, a fact which signifies lie has duties to attend to unless bis assistants do them, but also in the mcml crship rolls of the Junior (ilee Club. Zwinglian and the Channidcan Club. In closing we might announce that he docs not lielieve that girls should be submitted to the exercise of holding and never hesitates to wade through Fast Wing wardrobes in search of styles. Before entering the ministry. Lockart will relate a few experiences, of which his pure as the driven snow countenance makes him look innocent. 66 ffirrmau SJiarlimau ittathiru ON a bright day in the year of our Lord 1893 in the City of Brotherly l.ovc and Jim McNichol was born a thin, puny baby. Herman Mnthicu by name. l;or the first few months of hi existence lie wavered between life and deatli. but t're |iient doses of Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup saved the day. and developed him into a stout, broad-statured young man. After gaining-sufficient strength his brother Harry took him to the primary school. We are told that Herman violently resisted his fate and ran away from the first session of school. However, a little moral suasion, coupled with a salutory flagellation, returned the young delinquent to school, where he subsequently acquitted himself nobly. In 1905 his parents decided to move to the country for the benefit of their invalid son's health. They selected Trappc for their home on account of its salubrious climate. This historic village has always been known to the outside world because ieorge Washington once attended divine worship within its limits, fter the advent of I lerman it was a place of interest to the whole country, localise it contained the residence of hats -Mathieu. The schools of Trappe were not advanced enough for this precocious lad. so his parents decided to register him at the Crsinus Academy. His life at this obsolete institution was similar to that of the other lads. He recited his lessons to Poppy I handler, receiving this genial gentleman's Ik arty encouragement for well doing and stern disapproval for evil doing. His progress was astonishing until Cupid interfered and paralyzed his mental machinery. All thoughts of study faded from his consciousness and femininity predominated hi' activities. He Ixrcame a devout .Monarchist and loved to serve his Kaiser. Constantly was he at her side, ready to make instant response to her behests. However, while his ardor in no wise cooled, he returned to his rational self sufficiently to enter Crsinus College with the illustrious Class of 1913. In his Freshman year Herman deviated a little from his beaten path and paid attention to Mary, but he proved true to his old trust and is still loyal to the Kaiser. When not busied with his social duties. Herman found time to participate in Class and College athletics. He was a member of the Freshman Football Fleven. and his steady pitching for the Sophomore Team made the creditable showing of the 1913 Nine jiossible. As a pitcher for the Crsinus Reserves he rendered valuable service to his college. In justice to Herman we must state that all his energy has not been devoted to society and athletics. “Fats is a good student and docs excellent work in “Fossil Fox's Croup. His specialties are Biology and Chemistry. which arc laying him a valuable foundation for bis chosen profession of medicine. We can predict nothing but a bright future for “Fats as a physician, providing he does not permit the social whirl to sap his energy. Herman is a member of the Zwinglian Literary Society, the Chemical-Biological (iroup and the Alpha Omega Club. Ill's classmates have also honored him with the Class Presidency. 67 IJrrrij Wisrlimau ittathiru BLIIOLD. gentle reader, the likeness of one of Trappe’s contrilmti ns to our illustrious Class. He is Percy Wisclimau Mathieu. brother of hats and luaby of the family. Sometime in the month of January. 1895, Percy began to make himself heard in the immediate vicinity of his environment, and. being in the City of Brotherly Love, came in for his share of attention from bis elder brothers. After furnishing live years of amusement for the family bis mother took him to the public school of aforementioned city, so that other' might have the benefit of bis surprising tricks. It seems he was an al� orb-ing child and in a comparatively short time bad assimilated all the knowledge offered in the Philadelphia Public Schools. He then begged bis |ki and ma to take him to a place where he could learn something. They moved to Trappc! It was not long 1 before Percy was enrolled as a student in Crsinus Academy. Here he excelled in all his studies. History has always Ixen his great subject, and one day while doing research work he was astounded to learn that a china egg i' not an egg at all. 'Phis and like discoveries led him into higher paths of learning, and in the fall of 1909 he entered Crsinus. From the very lir t he proved himself a loyal sup]K rter of i )l.� . piking part in the Class rush mid doing splendid work m the Class thleti Teams. There are few better students than he, and though somewhat timid at first, he is now making great splurges in uch subjects as Psychology and Sociology. It is indeed a pleasure to see the pride pictured upon the faces of his classmates when Percy ventures some philosophical observation. There was a time when he rode around Collegcville and his home burg on a pony, but now that Latin is a thing � f the past, so also is the |xmy. Though 011 good terms with all the co-eds. he lias never to our knowledge made any showing of preference. It is known he once made a date with a maiden, but forgot to keep it. and that the young ladv came to see him instead. Spruce up. Percy, many lemons grow in the garden and the harvest of peaches is ripe. As to Wischman's future, we must let him peak for himself: “I am at present receiving a college education preparatory to leading the life of a gentleman. My ambition is sort of | eculiar. Sometimes I think I would like to lx a preacher, but that doesn't pay. At other times I believe I would like to be a politician, but then I couldn't be a gentleman. If I become a physician I would have to be on the job all the time. So 1 guess I will go into the chicken business, make lots of money, soon retire and introduce a course in that art at Ursinus.” Whatever you take up. Percy, we wish you the greatest success | s-sible! 68 Ulrmu'tt Kirluj jHatlark BKXXKTT KIRI5Y MATLAGK, the old man of the (lass. ex| cricnccd a busy lioyhood. Successively a student at the Bridgeton Schools. South Jersey Institute and New York l'niver ity. we arc told he learned enough to become a member of the state militia and a conductor— f the lightning variety- on a trolley car. While a tin soldier in the Xcw Jersey sands, he acquired much glory by transforming the extremities of his lower appendages into two huge mud scows—same glory only surpassed when collecting fairs' and conducting them on and olT his wagon, he discovered how these insects preyed on man in general. Wherefore, in order to know more concerning said parasitic creatures. “Ben” was tucked into a crate, and. along with other Jersey fruit, sent to I'rsimis College. Although a constituent |«irt of the t'hcm-Ri Croup, never did Ben imbibe sufficient anti toxin to escape his bacteriological specimens. On his arrival here he was immediately made an integer of a body of Grandmas— respectfully known as the Faculty—who induced him. with the aid of his knapsack and rifle, to visit all nearby infected places, the Iron Bridge Sunday-school included. t quell the plagues thereof: to find an antidote or two. and. in case of failure, to undergo various degrees of emaciation. Flunking out on this inqiortant mission, tin re is no wonder in our minds at all that Ben evolved into the wild-eyed creature that tore his collar bone Irom the rest of his mutton in the Soph-Fresh social, and afterwards in the lab looked into the organs of a few crabs to discover jierchancc whether they had a similar malady. But to no avail! and Ben grew so wicked that faculty dismissal resulted. Almost crazed by the fact that he was superseded by a buxom young person, he rapidly yielded to the effects of “infant ilc paralysis, a | osscssion which even clings to him to this day. I'hc fact that he thus fell a victim rather than Walter !.auer only served to make him all the worse, for we all recall the night when, believing that he saw Echo in company with several other local lights outside of the Olevian Drawing Rooms ready to cop his prize. Ben ejected his fangs right and left, produced a rusty shot-gun and-------. After this outburst. however. Matlack slowly improved in condition—blessings on him—improved, indeed, to such an extent that he entered Smith's Logic Class one daj with shoes absent and. like his Group Adviser, began to take pictures ami ride the bicycle. And we are glad to remark that now he is improving just as slowly. We believe that hi membership in Zwinglian, Y. M. C. A. and the C narmidean Club, in addition to his growing fondness for good grub— Beans in particular—will eventually cause him to become one of the human species again. He expects to have regained his salubrity before teaching school. 69 Hinla (Clarkr ittusrr VlOf.A MOSl£K lived hut a short time in Port Kennda, Pa , before 'Ik- ‘'drew music from the family mill and chuckled as the goddess of giggles. To such an extent did she titter that Conshochockcn High cheeked not the quality: and so we at I'rsinus listen gladly to her side-splitting grin. W hen 'Vharlie liecame wise that Viola was with us. he not only per-suaded her to help run his Croup. but also to sec that no one should entrap, ensnare or “hook up with him so long as Shreiner was to remain a mating •diode. With this duty on the cells of her understanding. Vi had tilth chance to do anything else. and. to tell the truth, would have done little more, were it not that her roommate Willie drove here into founding the Spasmodic and Convulsive Congregation as well as the Saint Vitus Dance and Dan Patch Trotting Confederacy. In this manner she became a symmetrical, alb'mund co-ed, studying Wtween and betwixt, taking a few odd ticks to groom her frizzles, and getting in shape for her Soph-more year. This lap in the furious race, like the first, insofar as she was 'till I lolzwarth s claimant, recorded her also dispersing her interests, and before the end of the year many a time her celestial dis|x sition and nimble spirit si towed themselves. She displayed her fettle in that Class Scrap, which was marked by the hoisting of l ig (iltee’s sturdiness through the window frame, without any instruction from “Doc Omwakc. gay lv chaperoned grainloads to Pha-nixvillc and hack, made her presence known at that Shreiner embrolio when a bushel of lady lingers and bologna were removed and the Muses consulted, and at noon time propped up Kenton's telephone receiver for the college buttress and furnishing store. The fact that Vi did not flinch made her generally admired, and. though she might not have known it. served as the means of her sprouting into a spry, moving and jumping Junior co-ed. Undesirable as it is that Charles tickles his musical instrument in New Kngland instead of communicating with our damsel in Collegeville. we do not jn-rceive Vi till many buckets with tears, and 1 C-licvc that, as her time flits on and C filled with activities, the agony will soon abate. Talented along the line of acting- especially when failing to rescue Miss Schenren in Schaff plays, she 'bricks. Let Ccorge do it — her chief role at this season involves playing the consoling sister to masculine produce, as contained in the V. W. C. V. Curls’ Cdec Club and on the Rf«v Staff. She also, as an up| crclassman should, teaches Minich how to call on ministers’ daughters, tells Kantner how to conduct himself in Conshohocken, and buys her hats and ear-laps at the “Mosc hcim store in Pottstown. We acclaim that Miss Moser, the schoolteacher, won’t have to wait long until she is confronted with other duties. 70 iduuuiii Irasslutrijer JJaisliut IN 1891 A. I).—for we know die imputation of the place of his nativity in that year to he 1.200.001- a fair-eyed, blue-cheeked boy, with the name Elwood Strassburger Paisley awaiting him arrove on this hemisphere in West Camden. Pa., sometimes called the city of Philadelphia. We are told that, somewhat | cruirlxd hecause lie had little within his pate when compared with the mellow complexion without, in short order he registered at Central High. and. after a few months of study, received the degree of It. S. 1C. (“Itadlv Soused ligg ). Paisley made his delmti t) into the Crsinus world when we were Sophomores. and. as to l c expected from a man with a degree and one who saw much of life—lie even journeyed through the pi| e between Jersey City and New York—lie wasted no time on girls. No. Hamburger thought it wise to waste 1 r l his yearnings on the girl before coming here. and. thieving the way he did. at the trial welcomed a sentence for life. No wonder then that he received the felicitations of his fellows by attending a slim” prayer-meeting twice a week in his city church ( ?). although these same fellows had to remain content with their slimmer lot. In his Junior year his characteristic of unfailing promptness again shines out. and again do the hums of Freeland Hall—tins time in the hope that he will return with eats from his trips—urge him on. As to his social career around college, we might truthfully say that he is a rank failure, for continually does he hand out the lemon and sich to invitations to shines, straw rides, hand-holding parties and the like. Rather does he prefer to appear in trunks on the cinder jxitlt. where, as Track Manager, he is ably assisted and taught the rudiments of running by Coach W’iedom. Spike. as Iris touchingly referred to hv the viand-slingers at his trough in the Dining-hall. is a memlier of the Intercollegiate Civic League. Boys’ (dee Club— in contrast with the Junior Men's Club—and is the noted cartoonist of the Lebanon Daily AY aw of February 9. 1912. His ability to paint is evidenced bv many works of art in this Ki ev and by his dimpled countenance to the left on this page: and his drawings, done with a “Spcncer”ian pen, are simply wonderful. As the janitor of Freeland Hall, he daily attends to his duties by picking the crumbs out of the sink and scrubbing the fur of the dog, which the boys harbor in that edifice. After his career at Crsinus. Paisley intends to become the president of a big railroad some day. When that time arrives, he will doubtless take the place of the engine and draw the cars, bell-rope, whistle and other incidentals. 71 (Charles (Ottu Scutlutld HAVIXt; demanded light. after which there was light. in a glade of 1-ancaster Comity. Otto, the preacher's product, there grappled with his sins ami later at Lansdale. Pa., where he also grappled with his teacher. For which Kcinhold. Senior, sent his sermon across the glyphs of the intervening fields to the residence of Whorten Kline and the office of “Gumshoe’' h'ritchinan. Well, do we rememher Roinv when, in his salad days, he chirped to the “Frosli ill Sprankle Hall that they were a bevy of-------------- - - in Case they licked the boots of upperclassmen some old enough to he the young man's grandpa. Whcreujion. failing to lasso certain ones, he lost his equipment and became rudely oiled. And whcrcii| on he was not so easily incensed for some time, even though lie did grow worn to the marrow. assimilating the bedlam of the Hast Wing Bottling establishment, buying I ritchman's fruit and vegetables, tightening the pegs on Momis Wagner's fiddle, and acquiring his present habit of applying grease to hair and hairs. Reilly's Sophomore career, after he s| ent a summer tickling boarders under the chin, started quite as clalxiratcly as that of the year before: and once his forbear who is a kindly man and who, like “Doc” Dresser, wipes his specs with a rag—was notified that Otto |ioured Wie-doni's bed among the bushes and embalmed Carl C Bechtel, it was feared lest his Ixxly receive something like 1910 fondling. But heaven Ik- blessed, no such rot occurred. wlicreii|x n—may we use this word again?—lie waxed reformed outside and in. Taking a serious aspect of life, lie appeared among the Olevian brood jiercliancc: locked in bloomers, he trip| ed the light, fantastic toe in Class football and baseball games: as a citizen in Virginitis, he chucked a Hairbreadth 1 larrv glance at Relentless Rudolph Appius. and, living in Freeland, lie brushed up tomatoes and other beverages from the floor when t large doses were taken. Nor does Reiny fail to improve as the time goes on. A man now—and he looks it -also a member of Tommy Atkinson's classes, in which he sometimes rebukes Tommy and in which, whereas it was formerly Mr. Douthctt. you may oj c your trap,” it is at present, Mr. Kcinhold. etc.; a particle of the Student Senate, who let their well-intending President demolish pro|xTty and run unchained; and a substitute member of Joint Jyron Molls’ Glee Club, lie is not only more important that heretofore, but is additionally inclined to be sanctimonious and agree with G. l.eslie's twaddle. His duties, significant in the extreme, besides those in connection with organizations previously mentioned, find him on the Krnv Staff and wheeling in ads. for The Ursmus Weekly. He is a rising youth, gets facetious at times, and makes his tea sipid in the Dining-hall. Since Kcinhold knows nearly everything about jxilitics, no doubt Penrose will take him in after graduation. 72 (Chnitrr Halibuts WRAPPED in a combination suit of clothes, about twenty years ago Chester Robbins, possessor of a corporation front and latest of Eli Robbins, was introduced into and osculated by Bridgeton society. He soon came in contact with such Jersey personages as Scully,” Streetsic,” Smithy” and “Woodruff” Wilson, and. although he never entered into the connubial state with any of the above, he received enough experience from them to aid him in future alliances. When “Fatty's” jiortly form and protruding belt buckle first wiggled up the campus on a red-hot day, his Group Adviser gave birth to the conception that thirteen hours a week, strutting around the halls and on the athletic field, would he enough for the youth. Robbins was not to lie so easily diqicd, however. Besides arising from his “Grandfather's Chair” once or thrice and making numerous A's in his difficult lessons, he kept his Mood in heat by association with Benedict Stewart, extracted a bullet from his lamp, almost leaned on Mary Bartmau's arm at the Freshman banquet, and acquired the “base” voice, which later caused him to buy a fill dress suit for Glee Club trips. In this way he laid the foundation for his brilliant history as a college man and h-raiser. Truth commands us to write that in the beginning of his Sophomore year Chester clung to his plan of life to the extent that, while singing and praying on the street corners and among the scavengers, his proclivities towards the women were aroused by Olevian etiquette, and lie forthwith liecame a man again. This period of his being demands our closest attention. He picked from his neck the green spot made by his collar button, buried his claws in the wallpaper when he had a good hand at cards, hurled a tin pot at the Freshman English (lass, swallowed a dose of crude oil when gargling his throat and lost the minute book of the Intercollegiate Civic League. It was also his duty to look like a sour grape in Doc Fox’s publishing shop and to advise Ringlcbcn how to act in high-class society. A member of the Junior Class just now and in his last year, for Chester expects to complete his study of Mexican athletics in Columbia, he is just as diligent and notorious as before. He keeps his mouth clean bv means of a tooth brush, hibernates in one pair of pajamas—the other pair was knocked out last year—is careful when he handles his “camera.” and, belonging to the Senate, declares that if he knew who burnt down the Spranklc Conservatory of Music and Hog Ben he would squeal. Apart from the things said about him in this drama “Fats” is all right, and will l e missed by his colleagues in SehalT. Char-midcan Club, on the Scrubs and Rrnv Staff. We are truly sorry we can’t make him Y. M. C. A. president next year. 73 Aiut 9riilirlitrr WHKX this young lady grew enormous enough to discard her kills. she entered the school huihling in C'onshohockcn. Pa.. to partake of anything that concerned a general education. Here she showed a preference for the Jay bird in her study of natural history, expressed Iter love for terms like “Scldickie and “Slick and. although a few heads shorter in statuary than the others, graduated near the top of her Class. Mi'S Schlichter. the Freshman, makes us recall a | crson some centimetres in height, with part of her tresses whirling «lown her hack ami the rest separating in divisions n the summit of her hrain. toddle into Smith’s Hrglish Class to iuestion that worthy parodist. Thus she showed her wiH 'ingness to learn, and. making it more evident by her excavation in the library, formally received from her fellow cohorts Mich titles as “William.” Willie. Hill. etc. lnsttad of wasting hours trying to get rid of these names. Bill held to her policy of aggressiveness, and. after certain grades were made, the paint was eradicated from the Shreiner veranda, a welcome was extended to the Math Croup | enduluiu- now Science Professor in Collegeville High School—and an abhorrence was expressed of kinder gartners who tried to make I’rsinus a match factory, she had an inclination to Isccomc a Sophomore. Her secoml year, as thrilling as the one previous, saw her in important activities. She pumped the gasoline engine in Mrs Cordo's hack yard so as to save T m wear and tear, oi elied the portals of Shreiner to Rectors llers- ti and M. Jacobs whenever they cared to call, crawled through the biological “lab keyhole to do sjHcial toil in Fox's subject', and twitted the Knglish Professor until he was. indeed, compelled to blush. Ada also spent considerable time in sliding Fritchman’s breakfast' into the jaws of her motherly governess as well as passing the songs and hits around in Y W C. A. an l burning midnight ointment in the construction of many of those quick chronicles that ap| ear in the rear of this lxx k. As a Junior, she is as brisk as ever before. We bray forth with pleasure that, when the rest of us transfer a wise look from our blinkers to the capacity of the Psychology Prof.. Win. sit' 'traight on her stool and. by means of introspection, finds that she has a subjective mind with little streams and fissures of thought shooting about therein. She must further be given credit of knowing how to keep her mils” on in event of straw rides, to lead her sister Anna up the steps and into Schaff hall and to cast a stage-like whisper, with the rest of the moons who munch provender at ‘ Bunny's l oard. in the direction of the cmbecilcs opposite. We wish Miss Schlichter all kinds of success in the vocation of teaching and ho|)C that, if her pupils ever become lioistcrous and call her Willie. she will turn on them and pull their cars. 74 9ulnt Krimpr; lUrt rl II-' a | tT'oii will leave tlitr lx rough of Collegeville on a Delay. Linger Wait train and travel alxmt a hundred and fifty miles over a narrow guage railroad, he will conic to lit aver, Snyder County. Pa. By further inouirv he will be directed t the Mecca of all the hero worship| crs «.f the neighborhood, the cosy little farmhouse in which Jonn Keimer Wetzel was bun. Twice each year on (iroumlhog and All Saints Day the natives make a pilgrimage thither to pay their respects to the man who placed Beaver on the map by his fame. On March 7. 1880. the day of his birth. John resembled all other children of his age. lie was nothing more than a red. crying mass of tlesh with apparently little concern for the things aliout him. W ho would have thought at that time from that howling piece of infant humanity would develop the eminent Y. M. C. A. worker. John Keimer Wetzel. As a l«oy. you eg Wet? el dropped corn, drove the cows and did the chores, as all dutiful farmers sons are wont to do. He lived close to nature and was a typical son of the soil. Many times John deplored his lot. but in after years He congratulated himself on that early training, which gave him a healthy body able to stand the strain of a busy career. While standing in the furrow John heard the still, small, almost inarticulate voice of his destiny calling him. and leaving his plough, as did Cincinnatus of old. he responded to the call and departed for Union Seminary at New Berlin. Little is known of his life there, but judging from his later success he laid a firm foundation u|x n which the superstructure of his thorough education was reared. At length after absorbing all the knowledge this institution had to otter he was duly graduated in 1909. In the fall of 1909 the writer of this article was attracted by the face of a quiet and unassuming chap, on whose features were written high character and determination. This | erson was none other than John, who had entered Ursinus to stake his fortune with the Class of 1913 and climb one step higher on the ladder of education. John was not the ty|ie of person who pushed himself forward and sought honors, and consequently his early days at Ursinus were spent in comparative obscurity. But genius will blaze a trail through the wildest wilderness, to the truth of which Wetzel’s case furnishes striking proof. After two years John’s ability was fully recognized and he was chosen President of the Y. M. C. . and a member of the li'ivWv and Rt'itv Staff. He is a valuable mcml er of Zwing ami a loyal adherent of Kline's Trotting Croup. Wetzel is a hard student and an indefatigable worker, and. if his present is an index of the future, it augurs well for his success in his chosen profession. the ministry. 75 (Charles fcuerhart Htsmer THIS young Caruso” was l orn in the wilds of Gratcrsford, Dcccmlier 10. 1887. coming into this world early in life in the same Itotisr. situated not far from the station, where lie still lives. “Dad. as he is known at liomc and among friends, was always fond of the “choo-choo cars. When hi grew ti| he intended t o| erate one. letter in life, when he liecamc ac.|uaintcd with the conductor's uniform, he proposed to he a conductor. From the time young Wismcr learned to tell the time of day. railroad schedules around the home fell into disuse, for I harks knew the exact minute and hour of the departure and arrival of every freight train. He receiver! the rudiment of knowledge at “Mt. Airy Seminary. commonly known as Scholl's school and the Skippack Public Schools. Farming occupied his attention for the next few years, hut a desire for higher education led him to enter I'rsinus Academy and later I’rsinus College. W hile still attending public school he liecamc very fonds of goats Fond, did we say? No! he was more than fond of them, tor at an entertainment he forgot his piece and laid the blame on a goat he had seen in the afternoon. Soon after that lie jsosscssed his own goat. George. Ever since Charley could hold a book in his hands he has been a member of tlic Clioir of the Reformed Church at Trappe. However, we must not suppose he always sang, because he. like other successful men. began at the bottom and worked up. First he pumped the organ to become acquainted with the mechanism, then sang kiss, and the final step made him second tenor on the I'rsinus College Quartette. His latest achievement has been his dismissal from this quartette because he would not work with the other members or. as someone put it. They would not work with him. Did someone ask whether Charley was ever in love? To tell the truth Cupid attacked him several times, but only once was his heart pierced. The scene of his first attempt at this dangerous play was laid at Ironbridge. where he knew a young ladv named Bertha. It was not the fault of Charley or Bertha that the task was given up. but rather the blame lay at the door of the mother, who did not permit her daughter to go out alone with gentlemen at night. As Charley objected to taking anyone but Bertha along he reluctantly gave up the struggle. He made a second bried attempt in Trappe with a certain Katherine, but this venture failed oil account of “Dad's indifference. The third attempt was crowned with success, and we congratulate Charley on choosing a farmer's daughter, thus bearing out the old adage, “Birds of a feather flock together.” Wismcr has been a member of the Glee Club for many years, the Historical-Political Club and ScliatT Literary Society. 76 Waitin' Kuaiali yiiuuU AFTF.R consuming his first meal in Lebanon. October. 1890. Waller Josiali Vingst. one-time apprentice to the janitor of the First Reformed Church, spent his early and middle life harping to die contents of the pews and coal bin. When he resigned this position lie immediately sought one just as quiet, which, to be found in Fritchman’s pantry, cans', 1 him to don the waiter's uniform. In our reminiscence of Yingst. the Freshman, we call to mind that Walter, in connection with almost blowing up the house by firing the heater and letting too much kerosene trickle from the lamps, had his heavy blue socks and other lower appendages jtolishcd one evening in the guest chamber. This evidently made him passive, for. after the Spranklc fast set performed the performance, lie assumed a receptive altitude: so pacific, indeed, that he hardly ever made another racket except when he dropped a copper broiler or rolling pin. lie also joined the Sons of Rest at that time and. as a function of that society, developed his favorite expression. “Well — followed by a jieriod of ghastly silence, in turn broken by the voice of the desperate Professor . his detestation of those who dastardly ruined college goods, and his inclination towards hiding his eyeballs in the classroom. His second year found him on celebrations like the Fresh-Soph dessert, taking time, scouring the sweat from the participants and throwing i p the s|K� nge. and on other events gathering up spare scraps of mutton and gravy in the college cuisine. Then, as he lay. scourged with the history baccilus, on his pallet—the Good Rook on the table, the paper on the wall and a sacred odor blowing through—he asserted the belief that thasc organisms. which persisted in keeping Lawyer Hallman and Constable ' Juicy” I’ri er at work, should Ik- flayed until they wail after the fashion of the linglish Bible Class. Thus we see that lie was so busy exhaling this flamboyant verbiage that he had no time at all to attend shines in unison, although, according to the version of the Misses I Iain and Fisher, Walter violated his general policy of running around with gigantic girls at home. At present Yingst is keeping up the good work of the past two years. When not dozing over his post-mortem courses on historical questions and acting as bottle opener and head waiter for Keiner. lie may either be playing the part of the pillar in the Y. M. C. A. and Brotherhood of St. Paul, displaying his tact as master of the horse, or letting Brubaker stare at issues of the .t'biuion A «■ . In .wing. Yingst is depended upon to mend holes in the carpet, in Bombergcr Hall to dance and fly around at noon time, and on the Junior Glee Club to keep in time. O11 the whole, he is a sleek young man. Since the ministry pleases Yingst. may we pin our faith on him as a saver of souls! JJaul Birkr IJnh PAl I. WICKK YOU, of brass knob fame, first saw tin- light of this wicked world in the year 1890. at that far-famed village of Cham-l crsburg. In his younger days this lump of protoplasm was a wild lx y and even to this day he is frivilous in all his actions. The schools in ( hambcrsbnrg were too small tor this Cyclops of learning, so he was sen’, to Merccrshtirg Academy for the pur| osc of improving his hopeless case. Me will not tell anyone why he left Nlcrcersburg, hut the next we hear of the lad he was a member of the Freshman Class of I'rsinus College. Paul on account of his size was soon made into a footlwdl player, and won for himself distinguished honors, by holding down left guard on the 'Vaisity. As a heart-breaker Paul demonstrated to us that in this respect hr was no “slouch. His first Sunday night in college he took one of the “Lebanon Twins, by name Stella Main, to church and insisted on holding the fair one's arm. until she called him down for the odious act. In the spring, when all the lovers get the lovesick fever. Paul fell ill with this peculiar disease. Forgetting the Helen of his home town, he was enchanted by an ex-t cr, Natalie I. Peach. He had one of the most sickly s; ells of his life while associated with this fair maiden, but he recovered a-'d later renewed his filial relations with the girl of his boyhood days. He has remained true to Helen ever since. We arc not saying which Helen, but it is a Helen, nevertheless. Now. we conic to the closing period of his illustrious career as a member of the “red -cushions Class of 1913. as Professor Smith has epigram-matized it. He forsook the man that had so nobly molded his character and chose a Small er | erson as his chum. This year Paul exhibited his great ability as a football player, and has developed into a strong and aggressive tackle. For his brilliant playing his team mates l cstowed upon him the honor f captain of the team next year. He is a good student, applying himself diligently to his lx oks at all times. He is affiliated with all the college organizations and takes an active part in each one. lie has chosen for his career that noble calling of tin- minister, and we feel sure that he will attain as high a pinnacle of renown as lie has during his college life. 78 Ex-ittrmlu'rii MlRACTl.Ol'S though it Ik- that Cr-imis awoke long enough to capture tliis blooming bit of New York vivacity, we are nevertheless glad to recall that Natalie was a 'i.? supporter—loyal, true and buxom. That she was something else in addition we will now proceed to relate. Soon after she deposited herself and hat! ox in this village of ours, her trim appearance, her cunning nod. her jK-titc gait won for her the distinction of being the social luminary in college circles. It was not necessarv to take recourse to the usual method of frying taffy and distributing the same to scoop in admirers. Oh. no! there were plenty of them without such action. There was Keener, who didn’t know whether he was going or coming: there was W'ickc.” who acquired fame as a jeweler: there was lake. who became known as a j edestrian: there was Soli licit ter: there was Muhlenberg; there was that Rabbi and Romeo. Ilerson. who once carried his heart in a cage of steel. Professor Howland himself might have been among the number had he not deigned to lx- quite rude one day. Thus, we see that, when not engaged in various I'rsinus activities, for Miss Reach was one of the most active co-eds about school, she was more or less busy in the directions intimated. The Class of 1913 certainly regretted her departure last year and. undoubtedly, the student body did as well. It would he hard to forget the brilliant chorus girl, who tripped so gaylv and sang so blithely in the tragedy. “Virginius. We are more than glad to hear that our former classmate i- at present attracting admiration at I.eland Stanford. AM KM HER of a family of girls, unless Pa and “Charlie are excepted. Marie James Furman started them in the field of harmony while attending Norristown Schools, and later at I'rsinus took their breath with such startling tales that others of the homestead came unto us. Miss Furman is best photographed as the young woman who. in her Frcslunan year, glided in the electric omnibus between here and her resilience: made a tremendous heap of din twisting the leaves of the Puke’s I.atin books; spent several hours at the Freshman I! •] . thereby suffering “Rrothcr” Arms to develop affection and such; and passed a few odd moments searching the “Captain Kiddo” columns of the Philadelphia Xorth . linericait. Consequently, she was promoted. And consequently, she signed tip at Olcvian. where, somewhat different from the other preserves and ketchup, she directed her energies along the line of Howland’s History Atlas instead of sitting around the Fnnold fireplace, exchanging riddle.-. and wondering when the next shine was to occur. She also went “together to playlets, with glee sang in Johnnie's” Glee Club and on the Ruby Staff entered the innermost confines of the Phi Alpha Psi Club and graciously taught her sister the Melody in F. I’mkmbtodly she would lx- just as entertaining as ever were she only in Collcgeville now. hut alas! the stq cr-intendency of future co-eds on the |x ullry farm was assumed and Marie resigned her local jobs. In her new position, also in after life, we wish her success. The question arises, when will she take on the use of “Specs? fflarir .tlaiurs ifurmau Natalie tCnuisr 3fearli 79 foiuia Hrrium $Umakrr LOl'IS VKRXOX SL )XAKRR. whom vc knew intimately as a Freshman. lmt less intimately about the middle of his Sophomore year: for Vernon receded from these halls at that time to bile wire for the Fell Teh phone Company, was a youth beloved of the fair and otherwise. And no wonder: for when we reflect how he graduated from Phicnix-ville High with the very same headgear that we witness to the left, and how he was sn arl enough to evade the immigrant laws and come to C'ollegc-ville. we can't help but see that a man of his calibre was liound to attract. Immediately on his entrance here, he came in touch with Mailman Lockhart, who introduced him to “Zeke Long and advised him to be “' ekcV life-long friend, which Vernon did. Like Albert he played a star footlmll game, getting cut tip even as much as his model; attended Group meetings, where “Willie” theorized on—was it the fifth dimension?—and. when the function so demanded, in the same way as did Kzekicl, called on the Longstrcth residence a few |Wices tip the street. His other interests found him in the mcmlxTship of the Charmidcan C'liih. in the enrollment of the Audulxm Science Club, which is known largely for the glass box it has on the wall in Pomlterger. and in the registration list of ye historic Math Class. He also made his contribution to the coffers, when those outrageous yellow | osters were put up. I hit weep as we may. Vernon is with ns no more, having ccquired. it seems, enough education in a year and a half to warrant his leaving. May he have success down there in Floridy. where he is now! EDWARD CAMIT.FLL WILLKVKR spent his imitative jierioi! in Skippack. Pa., where imitating other members of the family as they extracted lotion from the lxnine. he acquired the thought that, if he were to take the cousc in scientific scientific farming at I'rsinus, he too might become useful. So he came. Wc arc not very wise to Fddie's” Freshman career, for what with his “skip 'ping “back” to his home when the sun turned in each day. we were able to witness bis lanky and cylindrical form on state occasions only. Nevertheless, his quite demeanor, also misdeamcanor. won for him a number of friends, and. although he was not a society man either in the literary or the colloquial sense of the word, he kept in touch with the mentioned ones right through his abbreviated course. As a Sophomore and. therefore. a member of Archimedes” Clawson’s Math Class, we recall him chiefly for his noble scratching in Math and kindred subjects. He also took enough time out to mix things up in the hundreds of Class Scraps, playing an especially obsequious part in the melee at the bridge; oxidized Paisicv’s refreshments and matches in lillwood's boudoir; and entertained “Gip 1 .aniont at his country home, when that young brick-bat ran errands for Printer Thompson. After which, having enough evidently, he (tacked up his valuables and started for the wide, wide world. At present Willcvcr is lucratively employed in the (topulous hole of Norristown, and. until he returns to resume his studies in this city, we wish him success as he emits his technical learning. tiiuiarb (luuipbrll fflillrurr 80 COthrr tx-fttrmhrrs Claire Behrens..........................New York, N. Y. Athur Spenser Callcn..........................Pottstown, Pa. Ray Campbell Condon......................Pittsburgh. Pa. Pauline Scars Dusenbury.................New York. N. Y. Josephine Klizalx-th (Jagg............ sbnry I’ark. N. J. May Avcrcll Ghee.......................Lakewood. N. I. Karl Thomas llort hi......................Braddock, Pa. Ashton Thompson MeNeile...............Philadelphia. Pa, Floyd Hoffman Roshon ...................Pottstown. Pa. Otlio Stewart .............................Altoona, Pa. {‘jnmirartj fHrnthrr 81 3iuutur JIurm 1 I Father Time, with a step sublime. Has gone another round: And changes great by the hand of Fate In the Junior Class are found. Mine and gray are our colors bright: And bravely have we striven To view the world in its l est light. Whatever task be given. Through trials and temptations. No matter what Itetide. ur Alma Mater has guided us Toward the goal for which we strive. Fidelitas in Omnibus,” ur motto spurs us on: And may it still inspire us I util life's tight is won! 82 eliumnr Kfisturg M ALI, in numlwrs, we arc great in achievements. Thus far have we advanced in our college course without serious mishap, and in our wake have left an indelible print. As one person the Class of 1913 has gone forward, firmly believing that in union there is strength, and that our watchword of the past. Fidel-itas in Omnibus, will in the future lead us to stronger battles and greater glory. When Freshmen wc were kindly received by the angelic I lass of 1910—may their ashes rest!—and the Class of 1912. whose visiting committee without exception proved very kind and helpful. We showed our teeth on the first day of our college life. and. although outnumbered and outweighed, gave just as good as we received. Later we painted our numerals ami put up sarcastic posters, which, to the disgust of the sandstone, soap, water, oil and other paraphernalia of Fritchman’s hirelings and heelers, remain as eyesores even to this late day. It may Ik- well to state at this point for the l encfit of the Classes that have matriculated since our first ap| caranee on these waters that Student Government did not exist in those days. Of course, this docs not say that said disease is with us at present. In football we bravely challenged a team composed entirely of 'Varsity players and Scrubs, and. defeated, were granted a praise espial with that of the victor. Not at all superstitious, wc held our bamptet on the thirteenth of December in direct opposition to the 1012 Class, who. unavoidably detaining our 1'resident as well as Zeke —whom they took from us since—only made us all the more desirous in our Sipltomorc year no ’13 Chairman should miss a similar meal. The baseball game, which we anticipated from the stand| oint of victory, was cancelled owing to the death of two fellow students several days before the scheduled date. As Sophomores we received the Frosh- the males coming with hats aliout eight in size, the females with bird cages, band Ikixcs and other musical instruments -with the spirit which has always prevailed at Vrsinus College. Well may we rememlier the vituperoux |« ster. the molasses jxail, the useful scissors—and also our conference and resell of same with Ye Powers. (The Faculty has since given the government of the students into the hands of the Student Senate—whatever that is—and the present tendency is to the decline of more than one college tradition.) It seems, moreover, that the good old days arc gone, and there is little hope f returning to the balmy times, when one could meander over the campus arm in arm without chaperons ami spring sermons following, or when one could show a hirst Year Man the mysteries of college life without Faculty intervention. In our athletic contests of the year, we were again unfortunate, although the football and baseball games were hotly contested and our opponents won only bv close scores. The girls of the Class deserve special thanks for so kindly entertaining us on the evenings of such occasions, which, in recalling them, almost make us wish wc were Sophomores and Freshmen again. Now that we have emerged from our underclassmen days and have become Juniors. life is viewed by us in a much broader light and with a greater appreciation of its opportunities than ever liefore. A past the stage when it was necessary to deprive the'm Class of programs and incite “Charlie I lolzwarth to write | oetry. wc are glad that we arc now cn- 83 gaged in loftier pursuits and higher undertakings. In the class rooms in the various buildings and on the campus where it is possible to gaze at the trees and become ;esthetic, we try always to uphold the high intellectual standard of our Alma Mater. ()nrs is a talented t lass and. after spending one more speedy year ab ut the premises, we hope in due time to fill prominent positions in all the walks of life: some as mathematicians, pugilists, biologists, real estate agents and chemists, others as philosophers, chauffeurs, theologians, dentists, lawyers and horse doctors. Who can tell but a certain select few might even acquire the honor of poets and presidents. At any rate, the Faculty as a whole will declare a symposium, Hr. Smith will fold his hands and sigh. Dr. Fox will dropout of his shell and attend burlesque. Professor Wailcs will sin and cry no more. Professor Kline will east off single bliss and make his dehut and Mr. Stamy will lose hi' shape and enter a convent when the Class of 1913 leave these classic halls. As to the proctors of the girls' two establishments, they will kick up their heels in joy. However enraged or enraptured at such | crformanccs we will be. we must retreat nevertheless when the op-jH rtimity looms forth, and. departing, will enter the broad avenues of life, not with fear and trembling, but with a firm step, a light heart and a confidence that will take Divine Power to shake. We arc satisfied with our record thus far at I'rsinus, andour desire t keep up the good work in our Senior year is un-liouiukd. In a few months we shall lie in that year and shall rightfully assume the leadership. While we are at the helm rest assured that the course will he swift and fast and true. We will not only take a few subjects under our res| cctive Group Advisers, lint will also see that no college property is destroyed, and at the end of the year may huv a new shovel and plant a Christmas tree like the 1911 Class. So be it! e-t (Class uf 1U14 Monro: Scm| cr Pnestare Flower: Sweet I’ea Colors: Maroon and White (Offirrrn FIRST TERM President Laky !� . Small I 'iee-President Florence M. Detwiler Myra 1!. Saiiold Secretary Treasurer Charles A. Fisher Phonograph Carl C. Bechtel Historian Anna G. Kkmmkrkk SECOND TERM William A. Yeager Fdna M. Wagner Cora II. Sigafoos Frederick II. Worrell F.li.en F. Hallman Poet Fsther M. Peters llrll Ki-scr-ee-i! Ki-scr-cc-i! Ki-scr-ec! Ki-scr-cc! Ki-scr-ee-i! Tra. la. la! Tra. la. la! Crsinns. Fourteen! Raw. Raw. Raw! 85 U,lu' foiphumurrs THE SOI’HOMORC CLASS S’npliumiuT ffarm Tims far our Class lias labored on It's toilsome tasks well to perform. Ami in onr modest way to tell That we aim “Always to Kxccl. Through all the efforts we have made A good foundation lias Ijccu laid: Though much remains yet to lie done He fore (lass laurels can lie won. Kxamples of all nature teach That sloth and idleness impeach. Whoever would do noble work Must keep employed and nothing shirk. May dear Fourteen have great success! Aim for the best and nothing less! And the banner of Maroon and White Direct us ever in the right! 88 ii|iluimmr jfiistnnj XI.IKE any Class tint preceded us, we, the Class of 1914, began our Soplu more year with a firm and nobl resolution—to atxdish hazing. No longer would we resort to that wild and barbaric method of welcoming Freshmen by “putting them through, as the common saying is. Although the step from a hazing to a non-hazing Sophomore Class was a big one. we took it gracefully, faltering only once, when one of our members suffered an unfortunate int Truption and was thereby detained. However, when we, as a Class, decided to do away with cruelties to our weaker inferiors, we did no: intend to depart front the time-honored customs and traditions of the school. Consequently, on the dav after our return to college, we met the Freshmen and waged what might be called a very undecisive battle. This cue muter ended with no ill feelings on either side, yet proved that we, if called on at any time, had plenty of the fighting spirit and knew well how to use it. Strange to say. “all was well, until one evening a hand of Freshmen, bent on mischief making, stole away from their rooms and defaced school and town proj erty by painting their numerals. The peaceful Class of 1914. instead of dealing rashly with those, who knew so little of the ruies of good order, quietly decided at a regular class meeting to let the wiser upper classmen settle the dispute, and in that manner humiliate the guilty parties. In the course of time came the annual Freshman banquet, stealthily planned and carried out, as if the peace-loving Sophomores desired to molest them. Not any idea of even trying to hinder the enjoyment of our “young wards ever entered our head, and, had he been invited, our President wouly gladly 1 ave gone as a representative of the Class of 1914. Our Class was given no chance to show its ability in footba‘1 as were the second year Classes of others years. To he sure the Class of 1915 challenged ns. and in elite time their challenge was accepted, but late—would we need not say it! their promise was broken, and we were forced to leave from our history a scc nd football victory. Here it may be fitting to make some mention of our remarkable intellectual prowess, which, if such a thing is possible, surpasses our physical valor. Our history professor has frequently complimented us u|xm our excellent demeanor and marvelous ability, and we feel such praise is due in a large measure to the inquiring and argumentative minds of such men as Hess, Holt. Alieva and Wicdorn. There is neither time nor space to further dilate ujion the accomplishments of this remarkable Class and much pcrf rce must remain untold. However, as a Class we arc united and peace loving, having thus far in our college career earnestly endeavored “Always to Excel, and we hope, not boastingly. to make the Class of 1914 one to which our Alma Mater will always look with greatest pride. 89 iipluimitrr Still “Chapter of Accidents. JOHN JAMES ALEEVA..........................................Historical-Political...............................XVrrislown. I’ai Italia! () Italia! thou who hast the fatal gift of beauty. MIRIAM Rl I'll BARXET.....................................Modern Language.......................................Reading, Pai She is full of heavenly stuff. WALTER HENRY BARRIIO.......................................Mathematical-Physical....................Port Allegheny, Pa. “Brain him with his lady's fan. CARL CUSTER BECIITEI.......................................Historical-Political........................Collegcvillc. I’a. I have met many of these rattles that made a noise and buzzed. ROBERT SIMOX BORDNER ...................................... istorical-Political.......................Collegcvillc, Pa. And put my clouted brogues from off my feet. I VAX XORMAX BOYER.........................................Historical-Political...........................Yatcsboro. Pa. His hair just grizzled, as in a green old age. IIEI.EX MARIAN CLARK.......................................Iinglish-H ist orica!...........................Sunbiiry. Pa. Then come kiss me. sweet and twenty. FLOKEXCE MAY DETWILER......................................Modern Language..................................Trap| c. Pa. “Sweets to the sweet.” PAUL EDGAR ELICKER.........................................Latin-Mathematical..................................Bair. Pa. I hold yon as a thing ensky'd and sainted. GE()RGE RAYM( XI) EXSMIXGER...............................Latin-Mathematical..................................York. Pa. “Love makes the arm go round. 90 MAI RICK A15KAM IIKSS Classical Mont Alto, Pa. '7 W not made of common calf, nor ever meant for country loon. ALBERT I IOI.T.................................................Classical.......................................Philadelphia. Pa. Heat all your feathers as flat doren as pancakes. BENJAMIN HARRISON KKLI............................................Historical-Political..................................Savillc. Pa. el very ancient and fish-like smell. ANNA (1RA( E KEMMEREK..........................................Modern Language.................................I.i-liigbton, Pa. If ladies be but young and fair. They have the gift to know it. I IIOMAS KI.WOOD KICIILINE.....................................Historical-Political..................................Bangor. Pa ( haste as the icicle That's curdied by the frost from purest snore. ( IIARI.ES ADAM KISIIKR........................................Historical-Political.............................Hamburg, Pa. The belly is the commanding part of the body. WENDELL I'RKDERK I..................................................Latin-Mathematical................................... uhurn. Pa. Tliy clothes are all the soul thou hast. HENRY EDWIN GERHARD............................................Classical........................................R«| Lion. Pa. Safe from temptation, safe from sin's pollution. I l,1 ,KN !■ RAN( ES 11ALI.MAN.................................Hnglisli-Historical... Co to it gossip's feast, and go with me. 91 Pottstown. Pa. BERNHARDT ROBERT HELLER Classical Hazleton, Pa. . hid listen like a three years' child. GRACE N U'E KRAMER 1 ne'er saw nectar on a lip Hut where my nvti did hope to sip. It MIN ERNEST MERTZ She is your treasure, she must hare a husband. MAY WANNER PEARSON.................................................English-Historical...................................Royersford, Pa. The grass stoops not, she treads on it so light. ESTHER MARY PETERS ‘‘.-I mother's pride, a lover’s joy. WARREN JOHN PETERS 1 will take some savage woman. She shall rear my husky race. AUGUST ANDREW RINGLEP.EN.....................Classical........................Hazleton, Pa. Streep on. thou fat and greasy citizens? EDGAR THOMAS ROBINSON.. The vulgar boil, the learned roast, an ‘egg.’ ULRICH l)A II) RUMBAl’GII.. '. Ilxrre the pitch, out of tune and off the hinges.' 92 MYRA BEAVER SABOI.D Latin-Mathematical I Hinsdale. Pa. FLORENCE MAY SUIIEUREX. Her lips -were red. and one teas thin Compared with that teas next her chin— Some bee and stung it newly.” There steims no goose, but soon or late She finds some honest gander for her mate. RAY SEAMAN () villain, villain, smiling, damned villain! Pest, rest, perturbed spirit! CORA HALSEL SIGAFOOS.... I.cave a hiss but in the cup. And I'll not look for wine.” LARY BAKER SMALI How bravely thou becomesI thy bed. fresh lily. EDNA MARIE WAGNER -I fill Honeycomb calls these over-off ended ladies the outrageously virtuous.” FRKDERICK FRAXCIS WI IilX)RN...........................................................................( hemical-Biological Watcrbury, Conn. ‘‘.■Ill hell shall stir for this.” FREDERICK HOUSTON’ WORREI.I........................................Historical-Political..............................Swarthmorc. Pa. “The spirit of the time shall teach me speed. 93 JCLIA ALICIA WRICHT Modern Language Phanixvillc. I'a. Sigh no more, ladies, sigh no more. Men were deceivers ever. WILLIAM ALLISON YFACFR............................................Historical-Political...............................Spring City, Pa. Clothed, and in liis right mind. tx-iflrmbrra I larold S. Allison... (iilln-rt C. Bacon--- William II. Rergey. Caroline II. Focer... C.ratia C. Furman. . Jefferson A. Horten. Wilmcr R. Mumper. F lna C. Paist...... Thomas W. Pownall William Starr....... Carrie 15. Slyer..... Charles C. Ward.... Charles S. Weed------ ... New York City, X. Y. .........Camaguev. Cuba ...........Newark. X. J. ....Cape May City. X. J. ..........Norristown. Pa. ......New York. X. Y. .. . New iermantown. Pa. ..........I-anghorne. Pa. ...........Manayunk. Pa. ..........Littletown. Pa. ..........Roycrsford, Pa. ......Port Allegheny. Pa. ...........Newport. R. I. 94 (Class nf 1015 FIRST TERM Wll.l.l AM W. SlSSKRSON Rai.fii Mittfki in.; Si'San M. Tai.mac.k Ai.isert Vooel listorian Anna R. Mono: Niliil sine laborc Fi.ower: Re l Carnation Coi.ors: Red and I‘due (Officers President I 'ice-President Secretary Treasurer flrii CRSIXUS! 1'RSIXl‘S! r RSI WS! u—R—s—I—N—U—S! I’RSIN’l’Sf I’RSIXUS! I’RSINUS! Fifteen! Fifteen! Fifteen 95 SECOND TERM Rov L. Minicii I’.VKON S. Fegely Sarah R. Mayiierry I’krry If. IIauman Poet Wiu.iam I.. Fink JElir JFmlimrn TMC FRESHMAN CLASS if irishman Jlnrm 'Ti a bright autumnal morning. The wind is blowing tree. The billows on a rocky coast Conic rolling in from sea. Far out on the horizon little craft doth glide, Swept on bv sullen tempests. Tossed by the angry tide. The briny waves now grasp her. The sea is swelling high: I tut that bold kitT no danger fears. She’s there to do or die. We, like that tiny storm-toss’d bark. Are sailing on life’s sea; And, as a loyal Freshman Class. I’nitcd may we be! Toss bigli our royal ensign With motto fair and true, Nihil sine labore:” And colors Red and Blue. 98 Jfmshntau ffiistnru )( record satisfactorily the events and to describe adequately the blooming ( ?) genius (both constructive and destructive), which have made the Freshman Class recognized at Crsinus. is not, indeed, an easy undertaking. For from the beginning we have shone in every field of college activity. Our athletic ability first demonstrated by ingloriously defeating the Sophomores in the Class Kush, a number of our boys have since made the ’Varsity and Scrub football teams, and. not content with this, are at present aspiring for prominence as liaseball stars. We have not. however, been compiled to continue hostilities with our superiors since the affray on the green, nor have they, be it recorded, molested us or treated us to any of those joys ( ?i with which verdant ones arc usually honored. N'o Haunting signs have glared at us from the college properties, and. as a Class, not having been burdened with rigid decorous deportment rules or even a reminder of any similarity to the velvety campus and the budding leaves of spring, we have appreciated this consideration on the part of 1914 and have acted accordingly. The time we might have wasted in contention we have put to I letter use. not only in increasing our store of knowledge, but also participating in the work of the literary societies, musical clubs and other college organizations of Christian intlucncc. The social feature of the year has lieen the banquet. Kent on stealthy departure at dawn of the memorable day. we allowed our Sopho roommates to remain in their peaceful slumber and to picture in fond 1 reams an occurrence, some weeks distant, when all the little Freshmen should ostentatiously set out with a huge banner labeled “'15 Banquet. and they, the wily ones, unraveling the mystery, would seize each little Frosh. At best, not until after the sound of the Ik-11 at noon did the majority of that T.j Class even sus|)cct our plan. and. as then we were safely harbored in the City of Brotherly I ovc, nothing could content them except they stack ' a few rooms and play other harmless and childish pranks. We. feasting upon the nectar and the ambrosia of the gods (as served by the Africans at the Windsor), were albeit far above and beyond such trilling annoyances. And. with the knowledge that the Sophs at that very minute were enjoying a meal of meagre look', we were well content. Thus our Freshman year has come and gone. It has had a characteristic pleasantness throughout, less pronounced at times, to be sure, but generally of such a nature as to be gladly recalled. We have had good times and worked and liecomc a factor in the college whole. In attempt to take our part in the order of things, we have desired the resjicct of the other classes, and believe we have secured it. Proud of our Class thus far in its history, it is our hope to Ix-come of greater value in future years to ourselves as well as to our Alma Mater, while we ever keep before us our motto “Nihil sine labore” and learn to know better the worth of every individual member. 99 jfrrslimau SnU If you hove tears, prepare to shed them note ' HENRY KULP AXCC NA...............................Historical-Political.................... The precious porcelain of human clay.” MILES IlOWETiI AUSTKRBKRRY........................Historical-Political.................... As rough as a nut-meg grater. PERKY HERMAN KALMAN.....................................Classical......................... He was so good he would pour rose-water on a toad. CARL KLINE BECKER.......................................Classical......................... His face is like the milky way.” JOHN HARC LI I5ELTZ..........................................Chemieal-ltiologieal........ Sweet Swan of Schtvcnksvillcf M ERLE WILL1A M BOGEKT........................................C hemical-Biological........ Its fleece was white as snow. GLADYS MARIAN MOOR KM.........................................Modern Language............. A countenance like a benediction. RUSSEL SANFORD CLARK..........................................Historical-Political........ Such as have need of milk. LEVI YERGEY DAY 11)11 KISER...................................Historical-Political........ The cattle are gracing. 100 .... Pott'town. Pa. ........Trai pc. ......Reading, Pa. ......Manheim, Pa. .Schwcnksvillc. Pa. .. New York, X. Y. ... .Collegevillc, Pa. ...Boyd’s Mills, Pa. .New Hanover. Pa.. EMMA KAIFIERINE EBRKiII I....................................Latin-Mathematical.......... Her stature tall— hate a dumpy woman. CARL Al GL'SI I S ERIKSOX....................................Historical-Political........ .V A ’ Iking jingo, he was all of a much of siccat!” BYRON SNYDER KEG ELY.........................................Classical................... 1 alks as familiarly of roaring lions ■■Is maids of thirteen do of puppy dogs! S PANI-FA HENRY I-LGLEY......................................Chemical-Biological......... Bright as young diamonds in their infant dew. ILLIAM I.kROY HN’K........................................Latin-Mathematical.......... el fine puss-gentleman that’s all perfume. BERNHARDT A ARC . FR IE DM AN..............................Latin-Mathematical.......... See how these rascals use me! HUBERT SAN FC)RD GLEASC)N....................................Historical-Political........ God give him grace to groan! FRANK LOR IN GODS I FALL.....................................Historical-Political........ Going as if he trod on eggs. HORACE CASSEL GOTTSHALK......................................Mathematical-Physical....... In pursuit of wisdom—a prohibitionist. MORRIS EDGAR (� RECi i........................................Historical-Political........ Par off I hear the crounng of the cocks. ............Collcgevillc, Pa. ..................Arnot, Pa. ................Trappc. I’a. ....Lower Providence. Pa. ..............Pottstown. Pa. ..............Pottstown, Pa. ................Gravity. Pa. ..........Collcgevillc. Pa. ...........Collegeville, I’a. ..........Philadelphia. Pa. 101 A DEI. A d’ARCY HANSON “Meagre were her looks. Sharp Misery had worn her to the hones. RALPH JOHN HARRITV I know you by the uw gling of your head. JACOB FREED IIARTRANTT.. A load would sink a nary. JOHN PAUL KKI.LKR A college joke to cure the dumps. ESTHER ELLA KLEIN “Then did she lift her hands unto his chin. And praised the pretty dimpling of his skin. KVA CATHERINE KXEKDLF.R..........................................Modem Language............................Bridgeport. Pa. SARAH RHOADS M A YP.KRR V. . Magnificent spectacle of human happiness. Like one in prayer 1 stood. NORMAN EGBERT McCLl’RE.. There is another and a belter world. ROBERT GROSS MILLER Hlow, winds, and cruel• your checks! rage! blow.' ROY LINDEN MINICH “Vet cat in dreams the custard of the day. 102 RALPH MITTERI.IN'G LAURA ETHEL XYCE .................Historical-Political...... I would be 11 mermaid fair. .................Modern Language........... If ith volleys of eternal babble. MARGUKRI’I E ROSliXBEKdKK KAHN ......................Modern Language..... “Oh, it is excellent to hazv a giant's strength.' AXXA SCHLICI ITER....................................Modern Language.... It'hen taken To be well shaken. BENJAMIN I'RAXKLIX SHOPE......................................( hemical-Biological........ Tor young hot colts being rag'd, do rage the more.'1 DEWEES FRANKLIN SIXGLEY.......................................Classical................... lie lauglit them lime to live ami ho:e to die. WILLIAM WILS X SISSEKS )X....................................Chemical-Biological......... Man is a carnivorous production and must have meals. EM ILY IIA K RIET SNYDER......................................Latin-Mathematical.......... I am here, sister, full of heaviness.” RUTH AXXA SPANG...............................................Modern Language............. Her pretty feet, like snails, did creep .1 little out. and then, . Is if they played at bo-peep. Did soon draw in again. ......Frcclnirg, Pa. .. .Schwcnksvillc, Pa. .... Burlington. X. J. . .Conslioliockcn. Pa. ......Dry Run, Pa. .........Oneida, Pa. .... Westfield. X. J. .......Lebanon. Pa. ......Eaglcvillc. Pa. 10) I'lnladclpliia. Fa. GKKTRUDi: Ok V ITT TALM AGK....................................Lnglish-Historical........ And as rich in hating such a jewel. . Is twenty sens, if all tlicir sands were pearl. St SAN MARGUERITE TALMA IE.....................................linglish-llistorical......................I'liila lcl| liia. Fa. She is the very pine-apple of politeness! CHARLES BUTLER I'XGER........................................Classical.....................................Schwcnksvillc. Fa. Whose cockloft is unfurnished. ALBKK I OGEI.................................................Classical.....................................i Tiil;i lclpliia. Fa. “ am ijlad that he thanks Cod for everything’’ ANNA READ WEST.................................................Classical......................................Philadelphia. Fa. .I day in April never came so sweet! EMILY ELIZABETH WIEST..........................................Modern Language........................................York, Fa. A young girl married is a girl that's marred. MERRILL WAGNER YOST............................................Classical......................................Collcgcvillc, Fa. Hit the nail on the head. 104 CSraiUiatr tnitruts Mary Xina Ai'Stkrberry...............................Trappc, Pa. A. 15.. Ursinus College, i u 11 kky Harmon Koerpkr............................Ittbtirii, Pa. A. 15., Ursinus College. i x 7 John P.kadle Prick.............................Collcgczille, Pa. A. 15,. Ursinus College. 1905 Lewis Day Rose.......................................Rummcl. Pa. A. 15.. Ursinus College. 1911 Ralph V. S iilosskk.........................FMzabethtotcu. Pa. A. 15.. Ursinus College. 1911 Roiikrt Raymond Spears...............................Renovo. Pa. A. 15.. Crsimis College. 1910 David Leslie Stamy............................ Collegeville, Pa. A. 15.. Ursinus College, 1908 Howard P. Tyson.................................CollcgevUlc, Pa. A. 15.. Ursinus College. 1910 Sami'EL 11. Zikoi.er................................Reading. Pa. A. 15.. Ursinus College. 1910 105 Serial tuiirnts Ai.fkko M. l5RrMit. r«;n. Reelitclsvillc. I a. Luther M. I’.usii, Yalier. I’a. Mkkrii.i. I. Iojik, New York City, N. Y. Ciiaklks !•'. Deiningf.r. Newark, N. J. James I Ki.kmini;. SIi| | cry Rock. I’a. K. Ci.yhk Krause. Sanatoga. I’a. Ai.krki) (i. I’oskv, Reading, I’a. Y. Kari.k I’orrKua R, I’ottstown, I’a. Arthur D. R.xbii, 4 l.loonislmrg. I’a. John O. Rikoki.. faston, I’a. Robert I . Siiki.i.kniikrokr, Cymvyd, I’a. Rutii K. Stroud. Collcgcvillc. I’a. John Wikdorn.’ Waterbury, Conn. Ci.irTON T. W'h.i.i.xms, Ocean icw, Del. 106 Left College. ill] siNianis ivojdi. tufoutB in Summer Srasimt WlLLIAM A. COLEMAN. Royersford, Pa. I.KVI V. Daviihieisbr. .. New Hanover, Pa. Samuel R. Detwiler. . Ironbridgc. Pa. Rei-.kkaii M. Kills... IMuinixvillc, Pa. N'ioiik Keglky Ix vcr Providence. Pa. |acoh M. Fisher Ambler. Pa. 1. t 1 Amos 1. IIottexstkin. Klizabcthlown, Pa. Ki.mer K. Kilmer Schuylkill Haven. Pa. Kstiibr K. Klein Reading, Pa. Roy I.kddkn Ilaleyville. N. J. Alice M. I.indkrman. I.imerick. Pa. , B. K. Mati.ack Bridgeton, X. J. Rokkrt K. M vrz McKeansburg. Pa. Charles L. Maurer.. Paxonis. Pa. Josephine Mii.i.er Pottstown, Pa. Kari. 15. Mover Trappe, Pa. 1. ICveritt Myers Clarion, Pa. Laura K. Xy e .. .. Sclnvcnksvillc. Pa. Kim'.ak T. Roihnson Bridgeton. X. J. 11 RVEY C. S. liO!.l .... Schwenksvillc, Pa. William II. Schei.liia.mer York. Pa. Isaac K. Seiverlinc. kron. Pa. 1 .ARY B. S.MAI.1 Marion. Pa. Kuc.ene X. Van Dyke Marysville. Pa. Mary W Weikei Collcgcville. Pa. V. A. Yeager Spring City, Pa. Warrf.n K. Verger Wilmington, Del. Merrill W. Yost Ehr rbnul of iflusir faculty Rev. A. Kdwin Keicwix. I). I).. President gorge I,esi.ik Omwakk, I’D. IX. I'ice-President John Mykon Joels, Director ami Instructor in i'oice Culture and Choral Singing Clacdk I.esi.ik I-'ii irnioKN. Instructor in Piano. Organ and the Theory of Music Carl C. Bechtel. '14 Charles A. Bkiixey. 'ij Gladys M. Borkem. ’15 Kdwin IX Bransomk. '1.? Flore x e A. Brooks, i- Helen M. Clark. ‘14 Kathryn V. Corrigan. 'i_ S. Randall Detwiler, '13 Byron S. Fegi.ey, '15 Cora F. Felton tuftrnta Aha ,M. Fisher. ’13 Gratia C. Fcrman Stella M. Main, '13 Albert Holt. ’14 Ammon G. Kershner. 'i.' I .Loyd Kershner Kstiirr K. Klein. '15 Herman Y. Mathiei . '13 Nellie A. Mi ssingkr 'ioi.a C. Moser, 13 Ksther M. Peters. '14 Makgieriie R. Raiin, '15 Fdgak T. Robinson, '14 Grace S. Saylor, 12 Ada Sciilichter, ’13 K.mii.y H. Snyder. '15 F.mily K. Wiist, 15 Charles K. W'ismer, '13 William A. Yeager. ’14 100 fttusiral (Dnunusutuuis (EnUrgr (puartrttra MEN'S QUARTETTE GIRLS' QUARTETTE MEN 6 GLEE CLUB GIRLS' GLCC CLUB JUNIOM GLCt CLUU fflustral (Ornanixatimtri John M. Jolls, Director Ci.ai-dk I.. Ficiithorn. Accompanist Hint's (£)uartrltr First Tenor...........S. Randall Detwiler. '13 Second Tenor..........Charles A. Behnev, 'i_ Baritone................ mmon (I. Kershxer. '12 Bass.................Pdgar I'. Robinson, '14 (Sirin' (Omirtritr First Soprano......... da M. Imsiier, ’13 Second Soprano........Florence A. Brooks, '12 First Alto............Ivdna XI. Wagner, '14 Second Alto...........Fsther F. Klein, '15 iflru'a (Sire Club (Sirin' (Slrr Club first tenor Charles A. Beiiney, '12 S. Randall Detwiler. '13 Pel wood S. Paisley. '13 C. Otto Rein hold, '13 FIRST BASS Hdwin I). Bransome. '13 Alvin- R. Isenherg. '12 Ammon G. Kersiiner. ‘12 Roy F. Ink hum:. '12 SECOND TENOR John J. Ali.kva. '14 William I.. Rrsn Carl . Frikson. '15 William A. Yeager. '14 SECOND HASS Wendell Fredkrkt, 14 Ralph J. Harrity. '15 Flgak T. Rouinson, '14 Pali. W. You, '13 FIRST SOPRANO Irace S. Saylor. 1 2 Stella XI. IIai.n. «3 Helen XP Clark. '14 Ada St III.ICIITER. Pi Ada XI . I'lSIlER. 'l 13 FIRST ALTO Christine F. Tegi miter. '12 Fdna XI. Wagner. ’14 SECOND SOPRANO Florence A. Brooks. '12 Fmii.y 11. Snyder. 15 Kmii.y E. Wiest. '15' SECOND ALTO GLADYS XI. Boorrm, '15 VlOLA C. XIOSKR. ’13 Est her K. Klein. '15 Margcerite R. Kaiin. ’15 jJuuinr (Slrr Club Tuning Fork-, Bear Croak. Brubaker Growl, Cassel Stutter. Christman Gulp, Gay I iol. J ACOHS Baton. Kantner 7 il k, I.ARMONT Handel, I.aler Major. 1.INDAMAN Far Drum. PoCKART Key. Mat lack Fianissitno. RobhiNS Flat. Wetzel Chart. X’ingst ■ John hits no doings with the '13 Cluh. 115 itti'mlirns ffiaufcrl (Cluiral g� urtrtij SOPRANOS Florence A. Brooks, '12 Helen M. Clark, '14 Cora Felton Ada M. Fisher, '13 Gratia C. Fi rman. ’15 Stkli_ M. I Iain, ‘13 Nellie A. Messinger Grate S. Sayihr. '12 Ada S« hlhhtkr, '13 Annie Sciii.u iiter. 15 Helen I. Shu t, '12 Si'san M. Tai.magk, '15 Gertrude I). Tai.magk. '15 Maiiei- C. Yanderslh e Emily E. Wikst. '15 ALTOS Olive Hill Esther E. Klein, '15 Viola C. Moser, '13 Marguerite R. Raiin, '15 Myra 15. S a hold. '14 Emily II. Snyder. '15 CHRISTINE E. TEGTMEIER. 12 Edna M. Wagner. ‘14 TENORS John J. Ali.eva, '14 G11 sri.es A. Behney, '12 A. Melville Hillman, '12 William E. Rush S. Randall Detvvii.er. 13 Carl A. Erikson. ’15 Ai.iiert Holt. ’14 E. Brute J.u oiis. '13 Benjamin II. Kell, '14 Ei.iavooij S. Paisley. '13 G. Otto Reiniioi.d. '13 I.ary B. Small. '14 Charles E. Wismer. ‘13 William A. Yeager. '14 Walter J. Yingst. '13 BASSES I’erry II. Bauman, '15 Edwin I). Bransome, '13 Wendell Fre:derici. ’14 Henry A. Gerhard, '14 Ralph J. Harrity, '15 Alvin R. I sen hero, ‘12 Ammon G. Kersiinkr. 12 Roy F. Kh iii.ine, '12 Walt r M. I.suer, '13 Albert !•'. Long, '12 Edgar T. Robinson. ‘14 William W. Sisserson. '15 John K. Wet el. ‘13 Paul W. You, '13 116 0hr may fHnsiral 3foatiual—Sanfcrl (Cluiral Snrtrtu flay 11 uni) 13. 1U11 John Myron Jolls, Director Mrs. Caroline Huikson-Alexander. Soprano Mrs. Maude Grove. Contralto Miss Marik I5astianki.ii. I'iolin Thursday F.vening Viot.in: Romance in 1;”....................Beethoven Miss 15astia.nki.li Cantata: live ..............................Massenet The Handel Ciiorai. Society Mrs. Hudson-Alkxandkr Mr. Ai.tiiouse Mr. Aldrich. Friday Afternoon PART I. Voi-vadi. Voi-vadi, Our Guiding Star (from Gypsies) Becker The Handel Choral Society I.egends ................................F. Mohring Girls Quartette “Pilgrims’ Clioms .............................Wagner Male Glee Cluii All Hail Thou Dwelling Pure and Holy ( Faust) . .Gounod Mr. Ai.tiiouse “List, the Cherubic Host” (Holy City)............Gaul Mrs. Hudson-Alkxandkr.’ Mr.’ Aldrich. Girls’ Quartette and Girls Glee “Knowest Thou that Fair I .and ' (Mignon ) Mrs. Grove Mr. Paul Ai.tiiouse. Tenor Mr. Pkrlf.y Dunn Aldrich. Baritone Mr. Harry A. Sykes. Piano “To Anns”.............................I.aurent D. Rille Male Quartette Recit: How Many Times Has Day Succeeded Night Aria: “O Art Immortal and Splendid Penvenuto Cellini) .....................................Dias Mr. Aldrich Si 1.0: Selected Mrs Hudson-Alkxandkr Violin: Selected Miss I5astianki.lt Cn di. se ben rammentomi (Rigolctto)...........I'erdi Mrs. Hudson-Alkxandkr, Mrs. Grove. Mr. Ai.tiiouse. Mr. Aldrich PART II. A Stronghold Sure ................................Bach The Handel Choral Society Friday Evening Violin: Concerto in G Minor”.....................Brugh Miss I5astia.nki.li Cantata: The Golden Legend ...................Sullivan The Handel Choral Society Mrs. Hudson-Alkxandkr. Mrs. Grove Mr. Ai.tiiouse, Mr. Aldrich 117 Thomas iCitrraru dnrtrltrs £ rltaff Kitrranj uri ttj Organized. 1870; Chartered, i«S8S Motto: I’riulcns I 'uturi Colors: I'.luc and Iol I (Offirrra President. Melvin C. Jacobs, 'ij Vice-President. W ii.i.iam H. Schei.liiamkr. ‘ij Recording Secretary, Myra I!. Saroi.d. ‘14 Corresponding Secretary. I-'stiii.r I',. Klein. '15 T-iuancial Secretary. C. Otto Run hold, '13 Chaplain. Dewees !•'. Sinc.i.EY. '15 hirst Editor. Waiter M. Later. '13 Second Editor. Helen M. Clark. '14 Third Editor. I.ary R. Sjiai.im '14 C ritic. Helen I. Stout, 'ij Treasurer. I'ati. K. Flicker, 'ij Pianist. (ji.Ai� vs M. Roorem, '15 Janitor. R. Clyde Kkatsk liourft nf erutitrrn President, A. Mklyii.i.k Hillman, 'ij Secretary. K. Abraham CiLatfklter. 'ij Cice-President. Robert I.. Matz. 'ij Treasurer. Melvin C. Jacobs, 'ij S. Randall Dktwilkb. '13 LIBRARY COMMITTEE MTSKTM COM MI TIKE INTERCOLLEGIATE REPRESENTATIVE Mabelle R. Hebbner, 'ij Melvin C. Jacobs, 'ij !.ary R. Small. '14 119 fHrmbwB Srliaff Xitrnurif flrirttj Mary I!. Hartman, '13 i’l KKY I I. ItAUMAN. '15 John H. P.ei.tz, '15 A. Melville Hiixman. 12 GLADYS M. Boorem. ’15 FLORENCE A. BROOKS. 'l2 Albert M. Brumbaugh Lloyd S. C'assel, ‘13 Russf.i. S. Cl rk. ’15 Merrill I. Come Florence M. Detwii.er. '14 S. Randall Detwii.er. ’13 Fait. E. Flicker. ’14 George R. F.nsminger. ’14 Sadie J. Fec.lky. ’i Stanley II. Fegi.ev, ‘15 Charles A. Fisher, 14 Henry E. Geiiiiard. '14 F. Abraham Glatfelter. ’12 Ei.i.en F. Hai.i.man. '14 Aiili.a I). Hanson. ‘15 Mabelle I!. Hf.ebner, '12 Albert Holt. 14 1C Bruce Jacobs. '13 Melvin C. Jacobs. '12 J. I'ai-l Keller. 15 Anna M. Kemmerer. 14 Roy F. Kiciii.ine. '12 T. Eliavood Kiciii.ine. '15 Esther E. Klein. '15 R. Clyde Krause Walter M. Lauer. ’13 Robert I.. M.vrz. '12 Charles I.. Maurer. '12 Viola C. Moser. '13 Esther M. Peters. ’14 C. Otto Rein hold. '13 Chester Robbins. '13 Ulrich I). Ri mhaugii. '14 Myra B. Saboi.d. '14 Grace S. Saylor, '12 William H. Schellhamer. 12 I.ARKTA O. SCIIEUREN. ’l2 Ada Sciilichter. ’13 Anna Sciilichter. '15 Cora li. Sigafoos. '14 I Jewels I;. Singley. ’15 I .ary I!. Small, '14 Helen I. Stout. '12 Gertrude I). Tai.magk. '15 Susan M. Tai.magk. '13 Christine E. Tegtmeier, ‘12 Albert Vogel, '15 Charles E. Wismf.r. '13 Frederick H. Worrell. '14 120 Smith Annual Jlrisr Drhatr, Srhaff tCitrrarti Swirtij 3tfriftou turuitm. April 28. 1311 Instrumental Quartette: March and Soldiers' Chorus (Faust)......................... Schubert Misses Sciikcrkn, Hartman, Saylor and IIkkiinkk (Puratiuu Resolved. That the Projioscd Canadian Reciprocity Treat) should In: Ratitied hv the Cnited States. Dirrrl prrrlfffl NEGATIVE I Ie.nkv J. IIkriikr, ’i i Florence A. Hrooks. ' 2 Chester Roiiiiins. '13 Vocal Duet: Wow, Soft Winds .......................................................................I'ineent Misses Detwii.er ani Moser AFFIRMATIVE Ernest A. Tiiomasson, ‘ 11 A. Meiatli.k Hillman, ‘12 Lary II. Small, ‘14 fiflmttal pmhra AFFIRMATIVE Mr. Hillman. Mr. Small, Mr. Tiiomasson NKOATIVK Miss Hkooks, Mr. Roiiiiins. Mr. Hkriikr Vocal Solo: “Magical June” .......................................................T. Hilton Turvey Miss Saylor t Instrumental Duet: Selected Misses Detwiler and Peters Kubgra Wm. P. Yocno. Esy., Chairman; Prof. I,. I. Iaa'ki.and, Prof. D. Montkord Melchior yriZPH First Price. Fifteen Dollars in Gold: A. Meiati.i.i: Hillman Second Price. Ten Dollars in Gold: Gary H. Small Third Price. Five Dollars in Gold: Hrnest A. Tiiomasson 121 3uirtji-3Firat Ammirraaru nf thr rliaff Citrrarg Swirly Friday, December 15. 1911 $)rmjram I ’i a no Ocarti.itk: Trios Marches Militaires . .Schubert Miss IIkkunkr, T� Miss Hartman. '13 Miss Peters, ’i.j Miss Clark. ’14 Oration: A I’cn Consecrated to Humanity M. C. Jacobs. '12 Vocal Diet: Passage Hirds Farewell ...........Ilildach Miss Sayi.or. '12 Mr. Detwiler. '13 Piano Dckt: Symphony I .........................Mozart Misses Clark. '14 and Peters, '14 (Between First and Second Acts) Piano Di et: Symphony Op. 21 ...............lieetlioven Misses IIkkbnkr, '12 ani Hartman, ’13 (Between Second and Third Acts) Till-: CRICKET ON THE HEARTH Stage Director ami Scenic . Irtist J. Howard Hank Dramatis Personae John Pcrrybingle. a Carrier..........V M. Hii.lman. ’12 Mr. Tacklcton, a Toymakcr...........G. R. Hnsminger. '14 Caleb Phimmer. liis Man...........E. A. Glatpkltkr. ’12 Old Gentleman. Caleb's Son Disguised..!.. H. Small, '14 Dot. Mrs. John Pcrrybingle..........Viola C. Moser. ’13 Bertha Phimmer, a Blind Girl___Florence A. Brooks. '12 Mrs. Fielding..................I.areta O. Sciikcren. '12 May. her Daughter.............Florence M. Detwiler. '14 Tilly Slowboy, a Nurse.............Ada Sciiliciiter. '13 Reception 122 Humujlian ICitrranj Swirtij Organized. 1X70: Chartered. i8X Mono Kaipov Yuu 0i Color: Navy Blue President. Ammon G. Kkrsiiner. ’12 I'icc-Prcsidcnt, Ci.aka M. Deck. '12 Recording Secretary, Kmii.y II. Snyder, '15 Corresponding Secretary, Km ma K. Krright. 15 Treasurer. Raul W. Yon. '13 Chaplain. Roy 1.. Mink 11, '15 (Offirmi Musical Director, Marguerite R. Raiin, '15 P.ditor Xo. i. Charles F. DeiniNc.er, liditor Xo. 2. Kmii.y F. Wiest, '15 Critic, Margaret C. Rapp, '12 Janitor. John J. Alleva, ’14 .Attorney. Walter R. DorTHKTT, '12 tHiuirfc nt‘ Oirrrinru Albert F. Long, ’12 Charles A. Bek key. 12 William A. Yf.ager. ‘14 LIBRARY COMMITTEE INTERCOLLEGIATE REPRESENTATIVE Alvin R. Isenberg, ‘12 Gusty I . West. ’12 PROGRAM COMMITTEE Clara M. Deck, '12 Stella M. Main. '13 1{oyi II. I.AMONT, ‘13 12) Iflrmlu'rs Huiitutfiau ICitrraru nrirtu John J. Alleva, '14 Miriam R. Barnet, '14 WALTER II. I’.AkKIIO. '14 George A. Hear. '13 Cari. C. Bechtel. '14 Charles A. Behnev. ’12 Meri.k V. Bogert. '15 Robert S. Boron er. '14 Ivan X. Hover. '14 Kdwix I). Bransome. '13 A. Nevjn Brubaker, '13 Russel S. Clark. ’15 1.1 vr Y. Davidiikiser. '15 Clara M. Deck, '12 Charles I . Dbininger Walter R. Dout h i-.tt, 'i_ Emma K. Kurigiit. '15 Byron S. Fegki.y. '15 William I.. Kink, '15 Aha M. Fisher, '13 Morris K. Gregg. ’15 Frank L. Godsiiai.l. '15 Stella M. Main. ’13 Ralph J Harritv, '15 Bern 11 rht R. Ilrn er. '14 Frank R. Hi.rson. ’12 Maurice A. Hess. '14 Ai.vin R. Iskniikrg. '12 John X. Kantner, '13 Benjamin H. Kei.l. '14 Ammon 1. Kershner. 'ij !5ovi� II. I.amont. '13 Harra R. I.indaman. ’13 I)wm Iaxkart. '13 Albert F. IjOng, 'ij Herman W. Matiiieu, '13 Bennett K. Mati.u k, 13 Sarah R. Mayberry. ’15 John H. Mertz. '14 Roy I.. Minicii, '15 Warren J. Peters. '14 Marguerite R. Kaiin. 15 Margaret C. Rapp, '12 John ( . Riegei. August A. Ringi eiien. ’14 Edgar T. Robinson. ‘14 Benjamin I . Shopk, 15 Kmii.y H. Snyder. ’15 Kdna M. Wagner. ’14 Gusty I’. West. ’12 John K. Wetzel. ’13 Kmii.y E. Wiest. ’15 Frederick F. Wiedorn. ’14 William A. Yeager. '14 Walter J. Yingst, 13 Paul W. You, '13 124 Hiuitmliait S’lijilumuirr Essay (Cmttrs! May 5, 1911 CONTESTANTS SIT.JKCT Georuk A. Bear....... Ada M. Fisher........ Stella M. 11 ain .... John X. Kantnkr...... Boyd 11. Lamont...... Harry R. I.indam an .. . David i aw k art.... Paul V. You......... The Airship and it Future Mark Twain The Awakening of China The Yellow Peril America as a World Power F.vil Communications Corrupt Good Manners “Count I.veil Xikolavitch Tolstoy Man's Great Gift ititiitf Rkv. Titus A. Alsivuti, 07............Chambcrslnirg, Pa. Ilrijrr- First Prise, Ten Dollars................... Second Prise, Five Dollars................. Third Prise, Two and One-hale Dollars. . . Paul W. You .Stella M. Main .Boyd II. I. a mont 125 ZuumUiuu JFrrslimau Drrlamatum (Cmitrst Thursday. February 22. 1912.8 p. M. Jlrmjram Declamation : Recognize the Unions ............Styker Merle Wii.i.iam Bocert, New York City. X. Y. Dec i.amation : “The Race Problem in the South . .Grady Merrill Wagner Yost. CoHcgcville. Pa. Dm i.amation : “The Now South ...................Grady Roy Linden Mink it. Blain. Pa. Deci.amation : Americanism ................Roosct'clt Russell Sankord Clark. Boyd's Mills. Pa. M usic : Brass Quartette Decision ok Jt does am) Awarding ok Prizes Musk : Brass Quartette SufinrH Lloyd M. Knoll. 01. A.M.. Philadelphia, Pa. Rev. John I.kntz. 02. A. It.. Kurcka. Pa. John Ezra Hoyt, '04. Pit. I).. Philadelphia. Pa. yrisro First Price, Ten Dollars in Gold: Merle W. Bogert Second Price. Five Dollars in Gold: Roy L. Mink h Honorable Mention. Byron S. Fegely 126 . Invocation : Rev. Yiiouten A. Kline, 93 Piano Duet: Polanaisc ......................Chopin Marguerite R. Raiin, Hmii.y K. Wiest De i.amation : Jean Valjean and the Bishop ... .Hugo William Leroy Fink. Pottstown, Pa. Declamation: “Spartacus to the Gladiators at Capua Frank Lorin Godsiiall. CoHcgcville. Pa. Declamation: “The Unknown Speaker ...........Leppard Ralph John IIarrity. Brad dock. Pa. Declamation: Give Me Liberty or Give Me Death Henry Byron Snyder Fegely, Trapjie. Pa. 3Fnrtii-8 mntii Amtuirrsanj itf tin' Zuiimtfiau Hitrranj S’urirtu March 29, 1912, 8 p. m. ilrunram March: Military March”.......................Schubert Stella M. I Iain, '13 Invocation: Rev. Whorten A Klini:. A. M.. I'.. I). Salutatory Oration: “Tile Friend of Modern Civilization Ai.vin R. I sen iii.ro, 12 Reading: “The New Organ ..........................Hull Margaret C. Rapp, '12 Instrumental Duet: l.e Secret”..................Hazel Ammon C� . Kkrsiiner, '12: John |. Ai.i.i va, '14 Declamation : Pcrdita .........................Jones Clara M. Deck, '12 Fssay: The Immigrant Problem Hoyd II. Lamont. ’13 ’o i. Solo: Invictus .......................Htihn Ammon G. Kersiinkr. '12 Zwinglian Oration: Paternalism Walter R. Doutiiktt. 12 Mined Quartette: My Lady Chlo ...............Leidter Ada M. Fisher, '13 Charles A. P.eiiney, '12 1 dna M. Wagner, '14 Fdwin D. P.ransome T3 Reception CCmumiltrr Frank Herson. '12 Margaret C. Rapp. ‘12 Ada M. Fisher, '13 Maurice A. Hess, ’14 127 (Christian (OnunuEatuius (CabittriB 1J. ifl. (£. A. President. Frank R. Herson, 'u Vice-President. Chester Robbins. '13 Secretary. John I-'. Mertz, ‘14 Treasurer, George R. Knsminger. '14 Organist. Kogar T. Robinson, '14 chairmen of committees Membership. Gusty I . West, '12 Religious Meetings, Mei.vin C. Jacobs. '12 Bible Study. A. Meiati.i.k I’.illman, ‘12 Pinance, George R. Knsminger, '14 Missionary. Ii. I.kuce Jacobs, '13 Lecture Course. K. Aiikaiiam Gi.atkki.ter, '12 .Worthfield, Hennett K. Matlack. '13 Neighborhood. Dkweks l-'. Singi.kv. '15 ii. in. (£. a. President. Mabei.i.e 15. Hi ebner, '12 rice-President. Stella M. Main, ‘ 13 Secretary, Viola C. Moser, ’13 Treasurer. Clara M. Deck, '12 Organist. Mary H. Hartman. '13 CHAIRMEN OF COMMITTEES Membership. Stella M. I Iain, ’13 Religious Meetings. Florence A. Hrooks. i2 Bible Study. Viola C Moser, '13 Social. Ki� na M. Wagner, '14 Missionary. Helen I. Stout, '12 Intercollegiate. Clara M. Deck. '12 Nominating. Ada M. Fisher, ’13 129 THE V MCA CABINET TMC V W. C A CABINET George A. Hear, '13 Carl C. Beciitki.. '14 Charles A. Beiikky. '12 Arasman M. Hillman. '12 Merle W. Bogert. '15 A. Nevin Brubaker. '13 Russell S. Clark. ‘15 Levi Y. Davidiieiser. ’15 Charles I . Dkininckr. S. Randall Detwilek. '13 Paul K. Flicker, ’14 George R. Knsminger, '14 Henry H. Gerhard, '14 F. Auk.miam Glateit.tkr. '12 Ralph J. Harrity, ’15 Bernhardt R. Heller. '14 Lloyd S Walter fHrmtora 11.Itt. (£. A. Prank R. Herson, '12 Albert Holt. '14 K. I’rite Jacobs. '13 Melvin C. Jacobs, ‘12 John X. Kantner, 13 Benjamin 11. Kell. 14 J. Paul Keller. '15 Roy F. Kiciiline. ’12 I’OYD H. I A MONT. '13 Walter M. Lauer. ‘13 Harry R. I.indaman. '13 David Lock art. '13 Albert F. Long.. '12 Bennett K. Mail.uk. '13 Robert I.. Mate, '12 Charles L. Maurer, ‘12 ASSOCIATES . Cassel, ’13 R. Doutiiett. '12 Mauru e . Ray Seam John K. Mert , ’14 Warren J. Peters. '14 John O. Riegel. '14 August A. Rincleben. '14 Chester Robbins, '13 Fdc.ak T. Robinson. ‘14 I LRIC'll D. Kumbaugii. '14 Benjamin F. Siiope, '15 I.ary B. Small. '14 X. Kerr Thompson. '12 Robert W. Thompson. '12 Gusty P. West, '12 John K. Wetzel. '13 Frederick, F. Wiedorn, 14 Walter J. Yingst. '13 Paul W. You. 13 Hess. ’14 AN. ’14 132 fHenthcrs tl. ID. (£. A Marv 1 .. P.artman, '13 Miriam R. Rarxkt. '14 Fl.ORLNlK A. H.ROOKS, ' I 2 Clara M. Deck. '12 Ada M. Fisiikr. ‘13 Stella M. Main, ’13 Kli.kn F. Hai.i.man. ’14 Adki.a I). Hanson. 15 Maiiki.i.k 15. 11 KEENER, ‘12 Anna (I. Kkm merer. '14 Kstiikr R. Ki.ein. '15 Saraii R. Mayiikkry. '15 Viola C. Moser. '13 Kstiikr M. I’ktkrs. '14 Marcckritk Raiin. ’15 Margaret C. Rare. '12 Myra B. Saimh.d, '14 Grace S. Savi.or. '12 Cora II. Sicaeoos. '14 FLORENCE M. ScilKL'RKN, '15 Ada Schuciiter. ’13 nna Sciii.iciiter. 15 Helen I. Stoi't, '12 Kmiiy II. Snydkr. '15 C.KRTRI'DK 1). TaI.MAGE. ’15 Si'San Tai.mace. 15 Christine F. Tkgtmkif.r. 'i Fdna M. Wagner. '14 Anna R. West. '15 Hmii.y K. Wiest, '15 Ulnillu'rluuiit nf }Jaul President. A. Mki.vii.li: Him.man. I'ice-President. M. C. Jacobs, ij PERRY II. P.AUMAN. ‘15 George A. Bear. ’13 Carl K. Becker. ’15 A. Mki.vii.i.k I III.1,MAN, 'l2 A. Xkvin Brubaker. '13 Ai.irid M. Brumhaui 11 Ciiaki.es !• . Deiningek 'Charles A. Fisher, '14 Henry F.. Gerhard. ’14 Ralph J. Harrity. '15 Jacob F. I Iartranit. ’15 Dr. James I. Cooi Dr. G. I.. O.MWAKE • 12 Secretary. John K. Wetzel, '13 Treasurer. Dewees F. Singley. ’15 fHrntlirrr. Bernhardt R. Heller, '14 Frank R. IIkrson, '12 Maurice A. Hess. '14 Ai.bert Holt, ’14 Melvin C. Jacobs, ’12 K. Bruce Jacobs, ’13 John X. Kantner, 13 B. Harrison Kell, '14 J. Paul Keller, ’15 R. Clyde Krause Bennett K. Matlack. '13 liimuranj jHrmbrra I’roe. W. A. Kune Dr. Philip Voli.mer Dr. K. J. Grimm Charles A. Maurer, '12 John F. Mertz. '14 Roy L. Minich, '15 J. Warren Peters, ’14 August A. Ringlkben, ’14 It.rh 11 I). Rumuaugii. ’14 I.ary B. Small, '14 Gusty P. West, ’12 John K. Wetzel. ’13 Walter J. Yingst, ’13 Paul W. You, '13 Dr. S. I.. Mkssinckr Dr. II. C. Christman IW Sljr tuftrut rnatr (Oflurra • President, Walter R. Doithett. '12 Clerk, A. Mki.viu.f. Biu.man. '12 (Olifftirut i?mumta Charles A. Behney, '12 Chester Korbins. 13 A. Melville Bii.lman, ’12 William H. Schellhamer, '12 Walter R. Doutiiett. ’12 I.ary B. Small, ’14 Albert R Long. ’12 X. Kerr Thompson, '12 Robert L. Matz, '12 . Gusty P. West. ’12 C. Otto Reinhoi.d, '13 Paul W. You, ’13 . This is the young man who, after helping to do” Olevian, conducted his own trial and slipped the consequences on a few dear friends. 135 U Itr llrsimui Sfrrkhj KSTAItl.lSlI ED I 2. 1!Y TIIK Al.fSI.NI ASSOCIATION iitoarii of (Control ’resident. C� . I.. O.mwakk. I’d. I). Mayxe K. I.ongstretii, Kso. Treasurer. Milks A. Kkasky Ho.mkr Smith. I’h. D. Secretary, Wai.tek K. Doutiiett eltr lUrrUlu $laff Editor-in-Chicf Walter R. Dootiiett. '12 . Assistant Editor Robert I.. Mat , ’12 . Issueiate Editors Business Managers Florence A. Kroons, '12 A. Melville Hillman, '12 Boyd 11. Lamont, ’13 Stella M. Main. '13 Ki hard A. Arms, '13 I.ary I!. Small, '14 (icsTY 1’. West, ’12 C. Otto Rein hold, '13 156 THE WEEKLY STAFF Athlrtfca Athlrtir Assnriatimt (Ofltrrrs President, A. Roy Isenberg, '12 Secretary, Paul XV. You. ’13 Treasurer, Homer Smith, Ph. D. Athletic Director, John II. Price. A. 15. Athlrtir (Ciuumittrr J. Truman Ebert I Io.mer Smith. Ph. I). Ralph E. Miller, A. B. John V. Clawson. A. M. A. Roy Isenberg. '12 Paul W. You. ’13 John B. Price. A. 15. 139 jFiuitball THK 1011 FOOTBALL SQUAD lilll Jinitlmll Sram Coach. JOHN II. PRICE, A. 15. Manager, DAVID LOCK ART. 'i.? Captain. N. KERR THOMPSON. 12 ilrrriiumrl of llir Cram rOSITION ACE WEIGHT height HALVES TOUCH- DOWN YEARS SEAMAN. '14 20 I.S2 5 ft. 10 in |8 I 1 I BRANSOME, T3 22 l 0 5 ft. 10 in. 4 R. THOMPSON, 'i2 l oft Tackle -7 I ' ( ft. to 4 YOU. T.? 20 i S 6 ft. •7 5 3 1 t SCHEM-HAMER, T2 Left Guard 20 150 5 it. 10 tn. 5 ERICKSON ’15 26 185 6 ft. DOUTHETT. '12 25 192 6 ft. •5 •V l MINICH. ’is 22 •67 5 ft. 11 in. •� K. THOMPSON. 12 23 195 6 ft. 1 in. 16 2 4 MITTERLIXG. T5 Right End 21 '5° 5 f«- 7m ■ 1 3 WEST, ’12 3' 165 5 ft. to in. •9 4 BEHNEY. ’12 20 '37 5 ft. S in. 10 3 GAY, ’13 1 halfback 2.S •«3 5 ft. 11 in. 18 2 5 POTTEIGER, ’15 l8 170 5 it. 8 in. 9 4 i POSEY, ’15 Half Lack 19 •50 5 it. S in. 7 4 RICH LINE. 12 Eullku-k 20 160 5 ft. S in. 20 5 3 ISENBERG, '12 Left End 22 •73 5 ft- 9 '� • 2 4 142 THE 1911 FOOTBALL TEAM CXCAPTAIN THOMPSON CAPTAIN rurCT YOM 1U11 Sraiuut’s § rlirilulr auit Smirb TIME PEACE SCORE V. O. Sept. 23 l S. S. Maine, Collegcvillc. Pa............. 34—o Sept. 30 I a layette, Easton. Pa....................... o—3 Oct. 7 Pennsylvania, Philadelphia, Pa................ o—9 Oct. 14 Franklin and Marshall. Collegcvillc. Pa.... it—6 Oct. 21 Lehigh. South Bethlehem, Pa.................... o—5 Nov. 4 Swarthmore. Swarthmorc. Pa.................... 2—6 Nov. it I'. S. S. Maine. Collcgcville, Pa...........63—o Nov. iS Rutgers. New Brunswick. N. J................. 17—o Nov 25 Lebanon X'alley. Collcgcville, Pa................ 40—6 Nov. .to Bucknell. Reading, Pa......................... 3—3 Total ....................................170-38 145 ftrnirui iif thr lilll JfanthaU Staami COACH PRICE callc l for candidates on the fifth of September, and in re']rouse the veterans Gay. West, Kickline, Douthclt, Mitterling, Seaman. Itehney. R. Thompson. K. Tltompson. Voh and several new candidates reported. The men were in the best of condition by the time the college opened. Expectation ran high, and it was thought a repetition of the former victorious season was at hand. It is to be regretted, however, that such was not the case. Many reasons might lie given to account for this, but let it suffice to sum them all up in that term known to the sorting world as the breaks.” And yet. when we consider the teams played, representing as they did student bodies of from three to fifty tines as many students, we can justly feel proud of our record. Ccach Price produced a team that held at bay and in almost every game outplayed its opponents. No one but a Price could have done that with the material available at I’rsinus. The team lacked that unity of action which made possible those powerful machines of former years, and this, the writer believes, was due to the frequent changes in j� ositi: n necessary after almost every game. Competition wa keen for the center |x sition. and the season had well advanced before Erikson secured and ably filled the place left vacant by Quay. Douthett at right guard was a strong, steady and aggressive player, second to none of any ever produced at I’rsinus. Voh at left guard and tackle put up a good game. At left tackle K. Thompson was strong cn defense and offense. K. Thompson, the unanimous selection for All-American tackle, is fittingly lauded in the following extract front the Philadelphia Public Ledger: The writer is of firm conviction that this wonderful player (Kerr Thompson) is without a superior in his position in America to-day. Powerful and speedy, playing the game with a born instinct, there is no department of the sport in which lie i not a peer. Seaman, although a new man. rapidly devc!o| cd into a fast and aggressive end and with Mitterling, that lightning-like streak of s| ccd, on the right, I’rsinus had two ends of great strength. Behind the line. West again held down the all-ini-portant position of quarterback. In handling forward passes he is a wonder. Beliney also proved a good general in this |x sition, and was a sure end. In Gay, ITsinus has a back equal to any in the country. Fearless, sure and speedy, he was 146 the mainstay of the backficld. Kichlinc at fullback seldom rammed his way through the line for less than five yards at a time, and this, combined with great s] ecd. made him a hard man to tackle. Pottciger and Posey played well in the backficld. Bransomc, Minich, Schcllhamcr and Iscnl erg did fine work whenever called ui� on. Ursinus will lose eight men by graduation and one by ineligibility this year. Seven ot these have formed the nucleus for her football teams the past four years. Consequently, new material must be found and developed, and there must lie a period of reconstruction. Creat things will be expected: great things may lie accomplished, but they can come only through patience and untiring effort. Loyal forever to I’rsinus. let us press on toward another successful season in 1912! 147 JJrriuuuu'l nf thr rruh u,ram Captain. CHESTER ROBBINS. 13 Manager. IVAN BOYER, ’14 Coach. JOHN 15. PRICE. A. B. POSITION .m;k BUSH. '15...................Left End 23 SCHELLHAMER. 12............U-ft Tackle 20 FLEMING, T5.................Left Guard 26 ROBBINS. ’13................Center 10 BOGERT. 15.................Right Guard 20 MINIC1I, '15................Right Tackle SHORE. ’15..................Right End 18 COME. ’14...................Quarterback 19 JACOBS. 13..................Fullback 22 KELLER. '15.................Fullback 20 KICHLINE, '14...............Halfback 19 WIEDORN. '14................Halfback 23 MERTZ, '14..................End 17 rOUCII- WKIC.IIT height ii.m.VKS DOWNS YEARS I8l ( ft. 4 O I tSO 5 ft. to in. 8 1 2 165 5 ft. 8 in. 8 O 1 140 5 ft. S in. 10 O 63 5 ft. to in. to O 1 i(y 5 ft. 11 in. 4 O 1 152 5 ft. 8 in. to O 1 138 5 ft. ioJ-$ in. to O 1 '45 5 ft. 9 in. 8 O 3 '57 5 ft. 9 in. 7 O 1 155 5 ft 5 to I 2 I O 5 f«• 5 • 8 I t '35 5 ft. 8 in. 1 O 1 148 THE SCHUII FOOTBALL TEAM Hill $rrub 9rhrbul? au fipriirb TIME PI.ACK SCORE U. O. Sept. 50 Allentown Prep.. Allentown. Pa...........o—12 Oct. 28 Koyersforri High School. Collcgeville. Pa... 16—o Oct. 30 Hill School. Pottstown. Pa................ 0—2.} Nov. 3 Perkiomcn Seminary. Pennsburg, Pa..........o—16 Nov. 17 Swarthmorc Scrub, Swarthmore, Pa..........o— o Total .................................16—52 150 Srumn of lull rrub Jfimthall rasou III Scrub team, judged by the numltcr of victories, was only partially successful: measured by its service to the ’Varsity and taking into account the difficulties it fought against, its efforts were crowned with no small degree of success. At I’rsinus all the stron est licit are needed to make up the 'Varsity squad, and it speaks well for our school spirit that the sii aller men are willing to endure fierce scrimmages day after day in order to season and discipline the 'Varsity for its contests. Again the Scrub team is the training school for the ’V arsity. Men are placed on it for the necessary development and finish, and these having been gained, they arc transferred to the tir-t string sjuad. Thus the Scrub team is never the same during one season and the changes constantly made in its line-up make the development of a smoothly working machine almost an impossibility. With all these difficulties to strive against, and with only Captain Robbins, K. Kichline and Jacob , of the 1910 team as a nucleus, a team was nevertheless developed toward the end of the season, which was able t play the strong Swarth The Scrubs were the cmliodiment of pluck and possessed of that fighting spirit, which has always been characteristic of Ursinus elevens. Though outweighed in nearly all their contests, they never stopped lighting until tile last whistle blew. Shopc at right end. without any previous knowledge of football, developed into a swift and daring player and. with a little more weight, will l e 'Varsity material. On the other wing F. Wicdorn was a sure tackier on the defense and an aggressive forward on the offense. Minich, a stalwart Freshman, in his first year at football, exhibited so much ability at tackle that lie was used as a 'Varsity substitute. Too much credit cannot be given to Schcllhamer. the sturdy left tackle, whose strong defensive playing and punting ability were of invaluable service in preventing the enemy from crossing the goal line. Fleming and Bogcrt at guard were strong defensive players, few successful plays being directed against them. At center Captain Robbins ably directed his cohorts. His accurate passing, sure judgment and steady nerve instilled confidence into the team. In the backfield were E. Kichline. Come. Keller ami J. Wicdorn. Kichline was valuable for both line plunges and end runs, being also an adept at onside kicking. At quarterback Conte was an able general and one well qualified to put the fighting spirit into a team. Without any previous exj erience Keller, by his daring tackling and aggressiveness, won for himself a place as a 'Varsity substitute. Special mention, however, must lie given to J. Wicdorn, who by his terrific line plunges and fierce defensive play, became the leading spirit of aggressiveness among the Scrubs. Jacobs at quarterback and Hush, Austcrberry. Cassell, Fisher and Mertz as substitutes also rendered valuable service to the squad more Scrubs to a standstill and a scoreless tie. Although three james were lost, these were without disgrace to Ursinus. HUtsrliall TMf 1011 VARSITY HAST HALL TTAM EX-CAPTAIN HORTON CAPTAIN KICHLINC 1911 Saarhall rhriUilr inh fimirfo Captain. CARL MORTON. '13 Manager, WESLEY R. GERGES, ' 11 Coach. JOHN B. PRICE. A. P . DATE TRAM AND PfcACE SCORE March 25 Princeton, Princeton. X. 1 April 5 Pennsylvania, Philadelphia. Pa .. 2—4 April 8 Stcelton Y. M. C. A.. Collegcville. Pa.... 21— 3 April 13 Mcrccrsburg, Mcrccrsburg, Pa .. 8-3 April 5 Dickinson. Carlisle, Pa 2— 0 April 27 Puckncll, Lewisburg, Pa 8—6 April 28 Albright, Myerstown, Pa 5- 6 May 10 Delaware, Newark. Del 8-5 May 13 Albright, Collegcville, Pa 8-5 May 18 F. and M.. Collegcville. Pa 5— « May 20 Dickinson, Collegcville. Pa 7—6 May 27 F. and M., Lancaster, Pa 8—9 May 30 I’uckncll, Collegcville. Pa 6-3 June 3 Swarthmore, Collegcville, Pa .... 3—10 J line 6 Alumni. Collegcville. Pa 6- 5 155 Seittrux nf tlir HU1 Basrball raiunt Till1' l«tsckall season of n;i i was the most successful in the history of this s|x rt at I'rsitms. All the veterans were Lack in their places with the exception of Iscn-lierg. who rcinjured his knee in the first few clays of practice, am! MeN'eile. who li«l not return to college. However, the Freshman Class presented much good material, and by the time the season opened Coach Price had his men in tine trim. Princeton was the first to feel the strength of our wonderful aggregation. Horton was master of the situation from start to finish, holding the Tigers to not even the semblance of a hit and enabling Crsinus to win 2—1. Had the weather Ixrcn more propitious the following week there is no doubt but that Penn would have been doubly grieved. As it was our lioys put up a fine exhibition of the game and caused more than one tremor to vibrate the spines of old Penn's sup porters. With but one or two exceptions, every team that faced L'rsinus proved a worthy foe, each game being close and hotly contested. Horton on the mound pitched winning kail throughout the season and had the support of every man. He was ably seconded by Moyer, both on the mound and at the bat. It is seldom one finds pitching ability and kitting ability combined, and vet a glance at the batting averages will convince anyone that last year's team was unique in this respect. Ik-hind the plate. Pownall again did splendid work. On the hags, (lay, Mittcrling and Starr and West at shortstop played good, steady games. K. Kichlinc and I hompson in the outfield did excellent work. 1% I’rsinus was represented on the diamond during the past season by the best combination she ha ever produced. l.'n-forUniately, tlirce men have l ccn lost, but as none of the others graduate we cannot but hope for as successful a season in 1912. URSINUS v� ALORIGHT GAME 157 Hatting unit jftrlMttg Aurragrs Horton. j .. c.t. . Tallinn GAMES AVERAGE •47' JfaUttug GAMES AVERAGE Boyer. p„ c.f.... 11 .966 Gay. ib, Starr, 1j. .. . 1 1 •325 . OS 14 •943 Thomasson. | . . 14 .922 Town am., c. .. I SEN HER'-, 2l). . . . .880 3 •875 ISENRERG, _4 . ... K. Kuiimne. =1 .250 •233 11 .860 Thompson, r.i 14 West, s.s 14 .848 West, s.s 14 .222 R. Kichmne, l.f. . R. Ku iimne, l.f. .. 14 .218 Thomasson. n. . Gay, i I 14 •� 93 • 193 Mittkrmnc. .� b.. c. . '4 . £( 5 .636 158 Hill Basrliall SmirJi March 25 May 10 K. II. O. A. E. R. II. O. A. E. Ursinus 2 3 27 12 4 Ursinus 8 15 27 12 2 Princeton 1 0 27 16 1 Delaware 5 8 27 •3 9 Ami. ; May 13 R. II. O. A. E. R II. O. A. K. Ursinus t 6 24 � 3 4 Ursinus 8 14 27 11 3 Pennsylvania 4 9 27 10 6 Allrririit 5 5 24 ■7 3 PRIL 8 May 18 R. II. O. A. E. R. II. O. A. E. Ursinus 21 U 24 6 1 Ursinus 5 27 «3 4 Sthki.ton V. M. C. A 3 7 23 9 10 E. M 1 � 24 7 7 April i } May 20 R. H. O. A. E. R. M. 0. A. E. Ursinus 8 8 27 12 4 Ursinus 12 27 11 5 8 m i� 8 April 15 May 30 R. II. O. A. E. R. 11. 0. A. E. Ursinus 2 6 24 «3 4 Ursinus 6 6 27 «3 6 6 April 27 June 3 R. II. O. A. E. R. II. 0. A. K. . 8 8 6 r. . 6 «3 14 27 6 3 April 28 June 6 R. li. O. A. E. R. II. 0. A. E. 3 6 r 24 12 ; Ali.iikicht 6 7 2 10 Ai.umni 5 5 21 8 9 May 27 R. II. O. A. E. Ursinus 8 '4 33 11 8.. . .0 3 0 000020 0 3—8 I'. M 9 9 33 9 2.. 159 ..000000 i 400 4—9 THE 1011 SC HU II OASEOALL TEAM 1U11 Sr rub Srbrbulr anb Srrnrb Captain, ERXKST K. QUAY. ’11 Manager, WALTER R. DOUTHETT. 'u Coach, JOHN B. PRICE. A. B. IJ. o. April 2( . April 2 . May 6. May 19. Pcrkionien Seminary. Pennsburg, Pa.................................................................... 11—16 Brown Prep., Collegcvillc, Pa......................................................................... 1 Camden High School, CoHcgcvillc, Pa................................................................... Lansdale High School, Lansdale, Pa.................................................................... DKTWILER. Pitcher SEAMAN. Catcher QUAY, First Base HELLER. First Base BRAXSOMK, Second Base HORTEN, Shortstop K. RICH LINE, Third Base MERTZ, Right Field COME, Right Field ALLISON, Left Field WEED, Center Field MATHIEU, Pitcher 161 r, iS, 1 r, Srntiis Assnriatinu (Qflirrrn auh iExmttiur (Sammitlrr President, I'. Bruce Jacobs. '13 I'iee-l’resident. Percy W. Matiiieu, '13 Secretary ami Treasurer, M.u rrk A. Hess, ’14 John J. Ai.i.kva, '14 Richard A. Arms. '13 Walter II. Barriio. ’14 C11 as. A. Reiiney, '12 A. Melville Billman, '12 I.1.0YD S. Cassel. ’13 Clara M. Deck, ’12 Paul H. Flicker, '14 Ada M. Fisher, ’13 Henry I'. Gerhard. ’14 Stella M. Main. ’13 Maurice A. Hess. ’14 Albert I Iolt, ’14 F. Bruce Jacobs, '13 John X. Kantnkr. ’13 J. Paul Kki.ler. '15 Fstiier F. Klein, ’15 R. Clyde Krause Royi II. I.amont, 13 Harry R. Lindaman, '13 Albert F. I-Ong, '12 Percy V. Matiiieu, ’13 Bennett K. Matlack. '13 Charles I.. Maurer. '12 Xokman K. McClure. '15 John F. Mkrtz, ’14 C. Otto Rein hold, ’13 Chester Robbins, ’13 David 1,. Stamy. A. 13. Laky 13. Small, ’14 Susan M. Talmage. '15 Charles B. Unger, ‘15 Kdna M. Wagner, ’14 Gusty P. West. '12 John K. Wetzel, '13 Frederick Worrell, ’14 William R. Yeager. ’14 Walter J. Yingst, '13 Walter M. I.auer. '13 162 (Clubs yin Alpha flsi (Club Motto: ’AXtjdcia, tfn la, tftparpia. Flower : White Rose Colors: Blue an l Gol l (Oftirrra President, Florence A. Brooks. '12 1 'it,• President. Kathryn V. Corrigan. '12 Secretary and Treasurer, Mabeli.k B. Hkeiikkr. '12 iftrmlirra Miriam R. Baknkt, ’i.j Florence A. Brooks, '12 Kathryn V. Corrigan, '12 Florence M. Dktwilkr. '14 Ada M. Fisiier, ‘13 Stella M. I Iain, ’13 F.i.i.en I'. Hallman, ’14 Maiiki.lk B, I Ief.hner, '12 Anna G. Kemmerer, '14 Esther M. Peters, ’14 Margaret C. Rapp, 12 Edna M. Wagner, ’14 164 THE PHI ALPHA PSt CLUB (Charntibran (Club Motto: Character is Wealth Flower: Roosevelt Carnation Coi.or: Dark Red (Ofltrrrn President, Ciiaki.ks A. Bkiinky, '12 Treasurer, Wiixiam 11. Schellhamer, ’12 I’ice-Presidcnt, Ammon- Kkrsiinek,’12 Secretary, 1C. Auraiiam Cii.ATKEt.TKK, '12 iflcmltrrn Charles A. Bkiinky. '12 I.i.oyi S. Casskl, '13 S. Randall Detwii.kr. '13 Pai l 1C. ICi.icker. '14 George R. ICnsmingkk. ’14 E. Abraham Gi.atkki.tkr, '12 FC. Bri-ck Jacobs, '13 Melvin C. Jacobs, ’12 Ammon G. Kersiinkr, '12 Boyd IF. Lamont, ‘13 Walter M. I.auer. '13 David Faxkart. '13 Albert I’. Long, '12 Bennett K. Matlack, '13 John E. Mkrtz, ’14 Chester Robbins. ’13 ICik'.ak T. Robinson, '14 William II. Schellhamer, ‘12 Bait. W. N on. '13 166 TMe CMAUMIDON CLUB Alplja (Omriut (Club Flower : Red Rose Coi.ors : Hold and I Slack (Oftirrru President. Roy I.. Minicii. '15 Secretary, Morris K. Greco. '15 I'icc-President, William W. Sisserson. '15 Treasurer. Warren J. Peters, '14 Marshall. Ralph J. IIarrity. ’15 iflrmltrrii John J. Ai.i.kva, ‘14 Norman E. McClure. '15 Henry K. Ancona, '15 Herman V. Matiiieu, '13 Cari. K. Pecker. '15 Roy 1.. Minicii, ‘15 A. Xevin Urcbaker. ’13 Warren J. Peters, '14 Morris E. Greco. ' 15 P.enjamin E. Shops. '15 Ralph J. IIarrity. ‘15 Wii.i.iam W. Sisserson. ’15 J. Paul Kki.i.kr. ’15 Frederick H. Worrell. '14 THE ALPHA OMEOA CLUB K Roman tragedy. “Yirginius. rendered in the college auditorium on Tuesday evening, March 7, 1911, by Messrs. Granville and Edward l.anc and fifty others in and alrout the college, was a splendid success. The jwrticipants were at their best; the elaborate scenery was quickly shifted; Itomlrerger Hall was filled t the doors; the production itself was the most masterful ever attempted at Ursinus. Granville l.anc. in the title role of Virginius. played the star part. An actor of recognized ability, his excellent interpretation of the typical Roman showed that he has not lost the |x� wcr which won him distinction on the professional stage. J. Edward l.anc was a close rival to his brother. Mr. Lane’s facial expression and general contour of body in depicting the infamy of Appius Claudius could not have been lietter. Mrs. (' rank Grislock took the difficult part of Virginia in a very able manner, as did Mr. Gristock in the part of Icilius. lover of Virginia, and Miss Natalie Reach, '13. in the role of Servia. Others who deserve mention besides the students, who in their general effort did much to make the play what it was. are Mr. {.angrier, 'll, as Dentatus; Mr. Keener, 11. as Claudius; Mr. Doulhett, 12. as N'umilorius. and Mr. Lamout. '13, as Lucius. The students and friends of the college arc greatly indebted to the Messrs. G. 15. and J. E. Lane for the outcome of the performance. It was only through the untiring efforts of the former that the entire company acted so admirably and, without the very appropriate scenery, exclusively the work of the latter, the resulting effect would not have prevailed. The play, designed to liquidate the final debt on the recently constructed field house, was attended by students, citizens of Collegevillc and friends from Pottstown, X’ rristown and Philadelphia, and. although the cx| ensc of staging was great, yet a large sum was realized. Htnjimufl A Roman Tragedy in Live Acts BY James Sheridan Knowles. Eso. txrrutiur !aff Granville R. Lank. Director Prof. John M. Jolls. Musical Director J. Edward Lank. Assistant Director J. Edward Lank. Scenic Artist Ernest K. Oi ay. Manager Dramatis )lrrsnttar Yirginius..........................Granvii.lk R. Lank Appius Claudius.......................J. Edward Lank Icilius...............................Frank Gristock Dentatus.....................Ciiaki.ks W. Laxgner, '11 Claudius..........................John V. Kkknkk. '11 N'umitorius........................Walter R. Doutiiett, ’12 Lucius............................Rovi) II. I .A MONT, T3 Marcus..............................Edwin 1). Rransomk, '13 Vibalanus........................Merrill I. Come, ’14 Titus.......................E. Aisraiiam Gi.atfki.tkr, '12 Servius................................Lary R. Small, '14 Captain of the Roman Guards.......Wesley R. Gerges, 'it Cneius................................Albert F. Long, '12 Virginia...........................Mrs. Frank Gristock Servia..............................Natalie L. Reach, ’13 Female Slave..........................M. Irene Dunn, 'ii Soldiers. Lictors. Citizens and Peasants Impersonated by Male and Female Students of Ursinus College 170 {JnuuiijLumiu 3Jutrr-(CiUlryiatr (Oratnriral at Unmtus Prayer................Rev. W. A. Kune, A. M., 15.1). Oration: ■■The New Patriotism” Edward I'. Romic;, Franklin and Marshall Oration : The White Slave Traffic” Wm. F. Dannkiiower, Jr.. Lafayette Music Oration: A Plea for the Working Man” Ernest E. Quay, Ursinus ( Iration : “The Knocker Oration: “Idols vs. Ideals” Paul II. Krauss. Muhlenberg Oration: “Patriotism, a National Deficit March 17. 1911. 8 P. M. (Oriler nf txrrriara Music C. McLean Davis, Gettysburg Music W. Rcssei.i. Tyi.hr, Swarthmorc Music Awarding the Prizes Music .iJuituro Rev. Edward Yates Hill, I). 1)., Philadelphia Hon. Wii.uam II. Berry, Chester President Isaac Siiarpi.rss. I.L. D„ Haver ford First Prize, Twenty-fur Dollars: W. Rcssei.i. Tyler Second Prize, Fifteen Dollars: Paul 11. Krauss ilrtzre 171 txrrrisrs nf (Cmnmrnrrntrut Itlrrk iBarralaurratr 9rruirr Sunday. June .}. 191 I. 8 I . M. I NVOCATION Hymn: My l,'aitli Looks I p to Thee ............Palmer CONGREGATION SCRIPTURE I.KSSON Prayer Kkverknd Irvix F. Wagner. I!. I).. Pastor. Lower Providence Presbyterian Church Sm.o: a. Kecit., “Ve People Rend Your Hearts 1 . Aria. “If With All Your Heart Mendelssohn Mr. John Myron Joels Sermon: Sinful Worrying Reverend Frank DkWitt Tai.magk, D. IX. Pastor, Chamliers-Wylic Presbyterian Guircli. Philadelpliia Solo : Selected Mr. Joels Hymn: (iuide Me. Thou (Ireat Jehovah . . ll'illiams Congregation Pknehh tion (Claim Dan Hxrrrinrfl Monday. June 5. 1911 Piano Soi.o: Selected Charles William La.ncnkx Ai iirkss of Welcome Moxyin W. Codsiiall. President A Talc Worth Telling Henry J. Heriser Vocal Solo: My Jacqueminot Frnest F. Quay Recitation: “The Two Home Comings” Miss Helen T. Miller Prophecy Miss Dorothy L. Latsii.uv and Henry W. Mathiel 'o« , 1. Di et: Breathe Soft and Low .......Phelps Miss M. Irene Dunn and Frnest F. Quay Presentations John W. Keener Rihitatiox with Music: The Raven Miss Mary X. Austeriserry Presentation ok Mantle President of the Class of 1911 Rk living ok Mantle President of the Class of 1912 Violin Solo: “Berceuse dc Jocelyn Frnest A. '1'homasson 172 Ilunior (Oratnriral (Contest Monday, June 5, 1911, S I'. M. Music: a. Hungarian March. Racoszv”.........From I.iszt I). Overture, Lustspicl .............Kcla Bela Invocation Music: Cornet and Trombone Duet, Miserere”.. .Verdi Oration : The Man Behind the Bars” Arasman Melville Rii.lman, Landisburg, Pa. Oration: “The Power of the Ballot Edward Abraham Glatfklter. Nashville. l a. Music: Selection, “Spring Maid”............ . Reinhardt Oration : War, a Necessity Ammon Georcb Kershner. Norristown, Pa. Oration: The Need of Intelligent Citizenship Albert Franklin Long. Weatherly. Pa. Music: a. “Sweet Revery”................P. Taeltaikowsky h. Song of the Waves ............1 . Johnston Oration: “Self Activity for Social Service Grace S. Saylor, Collcgevillc. Pa. Oration: The Menace of Privilege” Gusty Philip West, Rochester. Pa. Music: March, Katie Did ................Karl Iloschna Awarding of the Medals Benediction lubgrs Nicholas H. Lakzei.ere, Esq., Norristown, Pa. Rev. L. W. Mainer. D. D.. Norristown, Pa. Prof. J. Lynn Barnard, Ph. I)., Philadelphia, Pa. IJriErti Hobson Medal, Arasman M. BillmaN Meiningcr Medal. Albert F. Ijong Honorable Mention, Grace S. Saylor 17) (Cnmmrurrmmt txmiflps June 7, 1911 Music Overture: Ermine ..........................Jacobowski Pilgrims’ Chorus ................................Verdi Sfi.kction : Giocolate Soldier .........Oscar Strauss A Day in Vknick : a. Dawn ................li. S'evin 1). Gondoliers c. Venetian Love Song 1. Good Night” “Diabolo ......................................I.autpc Prayer Salutatory Oration: Municipal Reform” ♦Wesley Reiff Gerges Valedictory Oration: Education for Social Service Maiiki. Irknk Dunn • Address Rkvkrknh I amis 1. Good, I). I).. President. General Synod. Reformed Church in the United States Commencf.ment Oration Reverend John 1-'. Carson. D. D., Moderator, General Assembly, Presbyterian Church in the United States of America Conferring of Degrees Address to tiie Graduating. Class. by the Reverend A. Edwin Kf.igwin, D. D.. President of the College BENEDICTION • Excused from delivering oration Dnjrrrs ifiumirarij Srgrrrs LL. I). Reverend John F. Carson. I). D.t Brooklyn, N. Y. Reverend James I. Good, D. D., Philadelphia, Pa. I). I). REVEREND Ol.IVKK P. ScIIEI.LII AMER. A.M., York, Pa. Revhrhnd Wallace H. Wotkinc. A. M.. B. I).. Nazareth. Pa. Sc. D. George Fetteroi.f, M l)., Phiadclphia, Pa. Drurppu itt (Cmtritr A. B. Cum I.aude Marki. Irene Dunn Mary Nina Austbrbkrry A. B. Charles William Lancner Elmer II. Carl Dorothy Lavina Latsiiaw Hannah May Detwiler Viola Marpi.k Morvin Wanner Godsiiali. Helen T. Miller Amos Jacob Heinly Ernest Erwin Quay Henry James Herbkr Lewis Day Rose Jesse L. Hunsberger Ralph W. Sciilosser John Walter Keener William Calvin Strack Wesley Reiff Gerges B. S. Henry Wisciiman Matiiieu Ernest Arthur Thomasson 175 Nrar-ihmuir DaftnitUlirs (bv the Wilmington boog ) If Omwake can make s| ceches, lias Boyer a good delivery? If a woman jumped from a moving train, would the cow catch-er ? If the governor went out canoeing, who Wood-row Wilson? If the tailor rips cloth, what would soli-taire? If the cook went down the cellar, would the gas mct-cr? No; hut the kindling wood. If the horse shied, would Mis- Say-holt? If Venice is composed of islands, has Florence Brooks? If Miss Clark is | olitc, is Cert-rude? If Duke Kline “Rapped.” would Om-wake? If Conshohocken is in an uproar, is Norristown in the same state? If IVnrose is yellow, is the gang-rene? If studying takes brains, is harboring head-work? If the garden hose sprinkles the lawn, what would toilet-water ? If the sleepy man yawns, would the Delaware Water Gap? If the cyclone is a strong wind, is a nightin-gale? If the chicken runs, does the turkey-trot? If the bear squeezes, does the bunny-hug? If the hen lays, does the cor-set? If Geometry i' complicated, is an aero-plane? If Rev. Hcrson burys the dead, what does Miss Mayberry ? If Bear is fat. is Helen Stout? The chap in question, since |ienning the above, has moved away from the colored section of his city. 177 $tatrturut uf urip to {Iliilafcliilpa Trolley Fare (to and from Collegeville am! Norris- town)’ .......................................Si.45 Chestnuts, Peanuts and Bromo-Seltzer.................48 “Cab bagc (to and from Norristown Dvpott)............25 Boot Shines. Package Tickets and Jujubes.......... 5.63 Tips for Conductor and Engineer......................72 Hire for Sight-seeing Bus (commonly called Taxi).. .j. 8 ■■Autoinat ic Refreshments' ........................... 3.02 Sunflowers. Pansies, Joscph-coats ami Geraniums___2.46 Billiards. Bowling and Crap......................... t.18 A lmission to Penn Game’............................ 2.39 Ice Cream Cones, Milk Shakes and Hot Water Bottle 1.77 Doctor Bill’ .............................................81 Grand Total ....................................$25.14 1 Min Wagner utet Dander (or other nickel. 2‘ Wiedorn pays t vo cent for toiled linen. I duperon crawU over fence. 4 Mitt Klein inaket tliit purcluve. 5 Aujjuvt btiyt toothing tyrup. (SEAL) August Andrew Rinclebkn (SEAL) Esther F.li.a Klein (SEAL) Frederick Francis Wiedorn (SEAL) Edna Maysie Wagner We, the undersigned, do hereby solemnly aftirm that the above is a correct statement. (Joseph Schell W. “Oyster” Ward J. P. Fretz Frieda Kuhnt (Attorney Hallman Fire Chief Schburen Bernhardt Heller 178 Dn lliut Knout----------(Oli! Xnl That Joseph's companion in prison was called Mr. Butler? That Mrs. Browning wrote feminine rhyme because she was a woman ? That Henry IV put his finger up to nose at the Pope? That Keigwin is President Kmeritus of I'rsinus College? That Albert bought the Seniors’ caps and gowns? That Wooscvelt vill lx! our next PrcssidcnU|ue? That “You mutht know your both. That Charlie I-angncr lias a mouth like Miss Wiest? That Kraft helped I’rsinus (smack): and I'rsinus helped you (swish)? That “Handy’’ Wailes’ telephone numher is 773-H That this page is upside down? 179 Acmes of flrrfrrtinn “Ah! till them they urc men-am! tvintmen! Atkinson: “Get a shovel and be a magistrate. Mrs. ISakkkit: () Curly Locks, Curly laxks-------come thither.” IJkardwooi) : “While bright-eyed Science watches round. Clawson: “1 am, sir. a brother of the angle.” Mrs. Cordo: 1 have a great dispositions to cry. Drksskk: “Philosophy will clip an angel's wings.” Domt (Teuton's Trusty): “Better to wear out than to rust out. Mrs. Krmoi.o: Tis a very fine thing to lx a mother-in-law. “Foghorn : Throw music to the dogs. Fox: Amen stuck in my throat.” Fritchman: Where the bee sucks, there suck I.” Goon: Orthodoxy is my doxy; Heterodoxy is another man’s doxy.” Jor.LS: “Lord, in the morning thou shalt hear my voice ascending high.” 160 “Jricv Prizer: And had a face like a blessing. Kkignvin: Sit there. dod-| ate! Keinek: God sends meals, and the devil sends cooks. Ki.ink: Shall I never see a bachelor of threescore again. Omwake: ) that he were here to write me down an ass! Price: He's tough, ma'am, tough is J. B.. tough and devlish sly. Rare: If you have a stomach, to it 'i God's name! Rirtiidore: Sits the wind in that corner? Sakv : What a monstrous tail our cat has got! “Jack Shkparo. D. IX: “A Doctor of Drinks am I. Smith: A diligent lecturer deserves eight | ence a pint tuition. Stamy: Whence and what art thou, execrable shape? Waii.es: There shall be wail ing and gnashing of teeth. Weinberger: And deal damnation around the laud. Yost: My life is one damned horrid grind. 101 DOCTOR PRATT INSTITUTE Mr. David Lockard, Collegeville, Pa Dear Sir:- Philadelphia, Pa., April 10, 1911. Your favor is at hand, and in reply, we are pleased to assure you that 4‘Outstanding ears'' can be readily and quickly corrected in a very short time, here at the Institution. It would be very difficult for us to give you a definite estimate of the cost of this procedure until we had first seen the condition to be remidied and the amount of work necessary to be done. However, the fee is never excessive, and always within the reach of those in moderate circumstances. We would be very glad to see your case, and trust that you may find it convenient to come here at once, that we may be of service to you with every satisfaction, at just as reasonable a cost as possible after seeing your case. Awaiting your further favor, trusting to have the pleasure of seeing you soon, we remain, Yours very truly, DR. PRATT INSTITUTE, FACE FEATURE SPECIALISTS. 162 Humujliatt 3Fh|-JIaprr Oiic Friday evening last spring. Miss Marie Austcrl crry. Zwing's former secretary, allowed to glide from licr sleeve to the floor l eiieath a puff, the nature of which could not Ik- learned. It might have l� ccn a cream puff, a powder puff, a puff of praise or a puff of smoke. At any rate, emphasis is laid on the fact that it was a puff. So when Mr. IJchncy, with the | eroxidc hair. hap| cncd to jterceive this puff on the ground, a-puffing, he picked it up. and thinking that said puff liclongcd to Mi Rapp, he proceeded to deposit it in her overcoat pocket, thus making that young lady the puffec. inasmuch as she received the puff. When society adjourned. Kappie returned the puff. Then the question arose once more what kind of a puff was it ? If it were a cream puff it surely would have been sort of damp after passing through so many hands. A powder puff would have lost its Huffy flavor, a puff of praise would have made the occasion too praiseworthy a one. and a puff of smoke would have been so belittled after such a mix-up as to assume the shape of a puff on a small scale, which i' nothing more or less than a puffk-t. Although we dislike to tell it. Miss Austerberrv utterly failed to reveal the Puff Mystery. in consequence of which, not having any more-facts to present or twaddle to emit, we are compelled with misery to terminate this article at this point. We must add. however, that puffs of different sizes, creeds and uses have l een a scarce article in Zwing ever since. Srhatt liarliimirr of JJrarr A feeling af pity seized our tony structure some time since on seeing how our librarian struggles in order that we might enjoy the latest news from places like Schwenks-villc. Bridgeton, I-chighton. Fmaus and so forth. We therefore suggest that each student be assessed the small amount of eighteen cents for the purchase of a small vehicle. as a rolling chair. This piece of furniture could Ik-kept down at Shrciner: Madam Cordo could use it to convey her carcass to and from breakfast, after which Prof, von Ricthdorf could get it and drive to chapel. At this tage, Doc” Yost could peddle to the | ost-ofticc for the mail, so that there would he no danger of broken bones or strained cartilages. A box could easily lie attached to the chair by “Judge” Bordner or—if that would prove insufti cicnt for draying purposes—a small express wagon could surely Ik- lK� okcd to the rear. During the day Doc” Fox could use the petty ambulance to chase after bugs. Sarah l-'rmohl to transfer mucilage from her home to Bomberger. the Duke” to bicycle down to “Shelly's.” and the girls of Olevian. provided a high-gear machine l c added, to Hec from all evil influence. Not only is this to be manipulated for safety and convenience but, inasmuch as we have no bowling alleys hereabouts, it could also Ik- utilized as a fat reducer and a bcautificr of the complexion. Brethren! Prick up your ears! In order to buy the instrument. it will be necessary to for all to give freely. All funds shall lie dropj cd in the tooth-pick liolder, which will Ik- found in the dark room, from two to four o’clock on the afternoon of the tir-t Monday after this Ruby is distributed. 18} MID-YEAR PONY BALLET 150 HORSES Beginning Thursday, January 28 HAVE BEEN TO ALL COLLEGES UNIVERSITIES IN THE COUNTRY RETURN ENGAGEMENT IN JUNK 184 llnfopr (Elasfi ahiliritirs The College Drudge. Alieva. The Loving Husband, Davidheiser. The Zwimj hn-ocation. Douthett. “Valedictorian of my Class. Flicker. The Main Street Saylor, Erikson. The Athletic Field Roller. Erederiei. The Riegcl Cirl. Miss Hanson. The College Scullion. Ilartranft. The Stitf Digger. Heller. The Murder Hater, Hess. The I.ehighton School Mann, Miss Kcinmcrcr The Reading Ding Dong, Miss Klein. The Shreincr Strong Man. Mertz. The Hansom Roy, Riegcl. The Doctor i Sacred Theology, S. T. I).. Robinson. The Olevian Small Girl. Miss Sabold. The Egyptian Rutler, Cngcr. The East Wing Bird. Vogel. 185 JFribay Outfit Club President. I.i.oyd Cassei. I 'ice-f’resident, Gko. Gay Secretary, Gi.easok Treasurer. Jack” Shepard Chief Pitch. Bon Mat . Assistant Duck, V. Frederk i Ducklings Fred Wiedokn “Terry Seaman Lightning Jack Mittkrling Honorary Members Kov Iseniikrg “Sister” Barriio Ted Bransome C. A. Fisher Boil” S11 EI.I.E N UK RGER T. F. KlCIIUNE I.ca l me away. boys. I want to skin my nose. “Wc have a Mouse Committee here in Freeland.” 186 ASHENFF.I.TF.R B MOSER JACOBS P. M AT III I-U LINDAMAK IIAIX BRA X SOME Ri 15151XS CHRISTMAN LAUER REAR ARMS CASSF.L REINHOLD FISHER II. MATHIEU HARTMAN PAISLEY DETWILER YINGST BRUBAKER SCIILICHTER MATLACK LAMONT lOCKART WET7.E1 KANTNER GAY WISMER l� 7 IJr iXiiblr Aapiratiims of Miss Austrrberry I'd like to Ik a doctor's nurse. And wear a knife and cap; Then in the city could I live. So far away from Trap] ?. Miss Detunlcr I'd like to l e a schoolmarm. Around the aisles to crawl: The student would I crack their heads. And tend to make them bawl. Miss Dunn I'd like to live in Collcgcville, And stay at Shrcincr I iall; So great a help then I could be To Morvin (iert (iodshall. Gergts I'd like to he a married man To live with lips of cherry: Oh. fellows! was there e'er a girl So | ert as Stella Mary. IBS ijr 1011 (6rafoa Cod shall I'd like to go to heaven; For I'll tell you plain and flat. I'd like to hear a service Where they do not pass the hat. Ht'inly I'd like to Ik- a thcologue. And argue all day long; I'd do naught but till their systems With fact and prayer and song. Herbtr I'd like to Ik a musician Like “Charlie's” pretty “Nellie;” l-or then I'd surely make a hit With the Misses CafTarclli. Keener IM like to l c a real bad boy. Away from good men's reach; I'd like to don a itathing suit. And tr nl along the Beach. I.angitcr I'd like to go to foreign lands, While there to work and peddle; Indies’ Aids would 1 address. And show inv Junior medal. Miss I.otshow I'd like to go to school some more. To live throughout each day. Attending class and shine and dance With Matthew Frncst Quay. Mot hie ii I'd like to be a country gent. In | eacc with friendly pij c; Tired as I am, I'd sit and smoke. At meals eat pickled tripe. Miss Miller I’d like to go to Schissler’s. For there I'd learn a few : The business lessons would I take Along with II. Mathieu. Quay I'd like to rest my lazy hones. And have it nice and line; No t’.akerv Ice Cream would I “cop Nor “bull Professor Kline. Struck I'd like to go to Dayton, Where the preachers do not sin ; Hut the fact is such, dear reader. They'll never let me in. Thomasson I'd like to be a forester. About the woods to look: I'd plant some grass and hack the trees. And live beside the Hrook.” !«• “JErukairk JJtiitnj” (Oli! ( irla! Co-cds, co-cds, chief vexations of the College. When to cheat von try. Wart conies skipping by: Aggravating, agitating, fascinating, captivating Co-eds. Co-cds. lovely stumbling blocks to knowledge: Though your smiles may cause us tlunks and tribulation. What’s an education without co-cds? Att Arriiifitt Clara had a Christmas tree. T illed tip with toys and gum: And when the tree went up in smoke You should have seen her run. She ran into the |«rlor And seized her parasol— She was afraid that it would burn— Also her little doll. She ran upstairs and down again. And wrapped up her new dress: For Santa Claus had left it just Where she could git it best. Now out the Itouse did Clara fly. With all her Christinas presents, So that everything she owned she saved. Excepting David's bonnet. Tor “Dave a nightcap did he buy. To Clara did he give it. To wear upon her pretty hair When Lccsport she did leave it. Hut Clara now was very sad. And also very sore That David’s present did she lose. And perhaps could get no more. And when to school she did come back. And looked in David’s eye. So badly did she really feel That it almost made her cry. So Dave” another lid did buy. And now all things are right; For everywhere that Clara goes She wears her bonnet bright. Hulrutittr In Aimifllanl (Grrmatt ” |Jraf. You will fear no cold nor snow— She will never let you go: She will always let you blow In Leap Year. Mow about your wondrous mind! To your great faults she is kind: To your swelled head she is blind. In Leap Year. So with burning love of thine. Take her for your valentine! We all shouting Same for Mine! In Leap Year. 1 fail to thee. O Friedman great! Thou insane Dutch reprobate, Prepare to meet thv awful fate. 'Tis Leap Year. Emma K. is watching thee. You will suit her to a “T. Rappy chortles in his glee. ’Tis Leap Year. With yon F.mma as your wife. You will have no care nor strife: Happiness in all your life. O! U! Leap Year. 191 Sltr fHraaly «fliro io little tlies All in a line. One got a swat. Then there were . 9 little llies Primly sedate. Licking there chops. Swat—there were S. 8 little tlies Raising some more; Some got a swat. Then there were 4. 4 little tlies. Colored green blue. Swat—ain’t it easy— Then there were 2. 2 little tlies Dodged the civilian: Karly next morning There were a 1,000.000. iSuyal Ukasr In m rrshrst (Chinn in ’ rnllnu' IJr jFourimtrra ” Know vc that tlic noble Class of 1013 arc your caretakers and keepers. who will watch over and foster your ill-sha| cd forms like a |«� rrow over a robin, who will take no sass, and, who have easy access to molasses, strap oil, washing |K wder and other peculiar goo. There is also a hospital in a nearby town. The above living true, it becomes your verdant duty to sneeze out your dusty brains and to provide yourselves with waxlike sets, on which the following must be indented in a minute of two. if a fuss is to lie avoided: t. On account of the high lumber tariff, shut not your doors, but ever be ready to welcome your friends, in addition to providing them with tobacco, matches, lemonade and pinochle upon their entrance to your ill-kept abodes. 2. lie clean. In the event that your desire for religion does not illuminate the horizon in proportion to your angelic faces, special revivals and Children's Day exercises will lie conducted for the salvation of ye sinners. 3- I '•o far a- ye have already | erceivcd the abominable effects of the destroyer of mankind, the annihilator of widows and orphans, etc., etc., indulge ye not. therefore, in those Satanic liquids—moxie, booze, cider, catnip tea and licker (liquor)- for any purpose whatsoever, 1 c it what it may. Being in ill health, consult the Royal Fat Men. At other times, ye will find prune juice in milk to Ik an exceedingly refreshing beverage. 4. Vc arc “warts, jerks, infants” and “apple knockers. Congregate not in public places nor assimilate yourselves with sane | eoplc. lest ve transmit into their very anatomies those base diseases with which ye are affected, namely: Pip.” “con. colic and crud.” Be men. lie men. (let the hay-fever and the itch. 5. It would also lie quite expedient were ye to let the girls go their own way. They want men with brains. But so soon as ye have learned to shave, to keep a stilf up| cr lip and not to make a noise when ye smile, then, with permission, may ye lie given an opportunity to ganil ol over the walks with a pretty dame. At present, get next to yourselves, tip your lids, put yourselves into a bottle, place the cork on and get off the earth. 6. Keep off the grass. Keep off the grass lest according to the principles of gravity, by virtue of your greenness, ye may lie precipitated into the cavernous bowels of the earth. Also, remain away from the sunlight, for the time will soon come when ye will get done up brown enough. Juggle to your rooms, ye offspring and progeny, and stay there till the cock crows twice, when vc may assemble at the trough to partake of your daily fare. 7. Furthermore, lie it known to ye that the suitcases of visiting teams are not too heavy for your feeble anus to convey from the incoming trains to the field house. 192 X. Moreover, know ye that ye are hereby elected into the deportment club, which organization demands your utmost subserviency. Ye shall have no banquet nor shall ye deface or vandalize local property with your ignoble and infamous numerals. Neither shall ye smoke nor chew and, should your kcc| crs happen to comprehend pipes or any other lattice work-in your mouths, they shall, by order of the Royal Mogul, snatch them away for their own benefit and. if they so wish, shall crush them into the very dust. 9. Get wise, get wise; get not too wise. Remember that ye arc the freshest freshies on the planet and must be dried. Others were killed before ye. Read ye the aforesaid and aforementioned remarks and advice and preserve them for future use. Never violate them, for undertakers are rapidly taking the places of physicians. FROM THE SOPHS ON THE 19TH DAY OF OUR LORD, SEPTEMBER. 1910. I . S.—Keep in mind Jonah. He came out all right. But he sure not to forget General Sherman's definition of war. since it surely will lie up if ye do not watch your p's and |’s. 193 (Clirmiirlrs 19$ MARCH. The ash-can does its best to observe Ash Wednesday by leaking in chapel. Damn mean trick. says the Duke. And the bucket leaks no more. Mr. Jacobs (not the one I .alters rooms with) ami Miss Heebner of last year's Rt’itv fame hold their weekly picnic in library. Miss Focer has head-light on nose. In observance of her fifteenth birthday, Gertrude Talmagc attends society with the pink-colored Fisher (not Fats Fislur). Those musical instruments of Olevian. “them Angory cats, arc served catnip tea and poultry food by Sally” Krmold. Zcke” lives in closet and hangs clothes out in room. Cell Fox appears in Geology class, encased in his soldier suit with epaulettes. Ins white ducks with cuffs attached and a tin sw rd dangling from his belt. (More work for the washerwoman.) R. Luke Mat takes a bath in luke -warm water. Heller and Ringlcbcn stew over the lamp seasoned minced meat enclosed in a skin. Bow-wow-wow! Confusion in Bomberger. Virginius staged before modern audience. Fox and Fritchman render succor to l’oicy Bauman. Hess. Wiedorn and Miss Wagner attend cn masse. “ Twasn’t for the love they bore her. The kitchen mechanic releases Barney. Fats Robbins has a h-----of a time removing theatrical pig- ment from physiognomy. Maurer hits note in chapel. Maurer lets go of note. The wart on Kantner’s little toe is hacked off with “Jedge Bordner's pruning-hcok. Sprig has Cob. Fowl eggs served at breakfast. Miss Clark sinks talons into tin mush. Jack Shepard clears throat with glass of milk, it. Dctwilcr laps tip taffy at Shreiner Mali pull. Sitting on the Iwkerv piazza, May eats crullers and tries t« get a little German out. “Harney almost hits August. 12. August almost sues “Harney. Paisley plays the part of the bashful kid by asking to sit lteside Miss Saylor in choral practice. “Captain Kiddo receives a hunch of honeysuckles from “Lieutenant Christman, t.h Night Extra! “Shorty Allen's trousers wear out in scat. Pavements too close. He sties town council. They recommend purchase of leather pantalettes, i.i. Teeny” Tegtmeicr predigests Mine. Stringo's jiostuin and grape-nuts in food-chopi er. (There's a reason.) “Mut Yost ekes out bare pittance among alcoves. 15. A. Graycc Kemmyerere begins to prepare for Channidcan ban(|iiet. Chester hands out a nickel to Salvation Army debutante. Deity and Susie exchange reserved looks. 10. Hchney anil Glee Club sing in Amy’s church. Mess announces that his family, which lives in Pinch Gut. contemplates moving to Collcgcvillc. t“. Intercollegiate Oratorical. The history of labor is sad. Apparently not sad himself, however. Quay manage' Dot” and a few others at same time. I Ier-M� t drives snakes out of Ireland. tS. Channidcan Hanquct. Gertrude Talmagc hangs on the wing of Rev. Jacobs. Emerald ice-cream flows in Freeland while Jimmy the Dude hustles rags. 19. I .indaman puts lid on | ca soup to keep cold air out. Keener lays motion on floor in C. E. Behncy arrives on special from Mahanoy City to get leaving of Club banquet. ‘This is no actress. 20. The cracked guy. Hurgdurfer supplies gas for I’rsimis social lamps. I.amont. becoming gracious, picks off tired neckband and dons new one. 21. (lodsliall sells enough blotters and ink wipers to ban- quet the ll’t'fkly Staff. Charlie Fritchman supplies fruit (with Yingsl's aid). “Itacchus,” the toastmaster, spreads his bread with jelly. 22. In addition to managing the 1912 Runv eke” takes time out to help Prof. Omwakc name the proposed building. The Vice-President returns advice with a swat on Zekt's gleamers. which closes his left optic. 23. The Duke announces the sale of twenty shopworn sailor suits at the low cost of seventy cents each. Matlack sjiends entire day exercising rotten spot out of his arm by means of dumb-bells. Lary Small drops teeth. 2.}. According to custom. Zwing girls gather in bunches after society and go home alone. Mr. Ringlebcn, of Hazleton. Pa., shows his loving nature to Miss Klein. Hess entertains fears that we can't beat Princeton. 25. He feels tine after hearing core. Miss Deck spends day taking wrinkles out of dress with I.oekart’s desk-pads. Kershner boils dogs in biological laboratory. 26. In order t'- cut d wn laundry expenses. ITitclunan ad- vises Faculty to grow beards as substitutes for napkins. Olevian co-cds inject into their systems fudge, fried on ISnnold's stove-lids. Kell uses a cake of Arbuckle’s soap to take a bath. 27. As a result, he is sweet and clean. Wart Kline ad- vertises in chapel for a silver belt buckle with the l elt attached. Smith advises us to give our children rhythmical names. 1% 28. Douthctt figures out with Quay, Gorges and Godshall that Jacobs, 'i.t. shall not be IVtekty Business Manager. Me is seized with fear that Quay recommend some one else as Kditor-in-Chicf. He accordingly connives with Mr. Price how lie might become Base Ball Manager. j). Mrs. Cordo thinks it so nice that Wesley and Stella take walks, eke Long dreams how much he will get for Krnv ails. I-’. Abraham (ilatfelt r spends entire afternoon in library conversing with his old friend. Mine. Ada Fisher. ,jo. Alieva asks Doc Fox in biology whether birds suckle their young, lie learns that they do and writes a sonnet on the same. The ministers of the college do some | crs|� iring at Xearing's lecture on Social Religion. m. wing Anniversary. Miss Klein and Ding Dong attend with bells on. On the other hand, Godshall, who fails to get on the program, remains at home He gnashes his teeth, wags his head and makes out b ok bills. SHREINCR MALL l‘ APRIL. i Wiedorn, Ringleben ami darling' get money from home and attend IVnn game. Matlack pleads with Esther l’etcrs to visit Charmidean banquet on June 7- j. For the tirst time 15ransome learns that the odor of onions on a woman's breath is much stronger than a mother’s love. The Misses Foccr and Clark hobble around campus with difficulty. The whites of August's eyes shine forth as he strikes Vogel for trying to cut him out. Frederici takes night off and thinks over trials of married life. 4. He decides to put her picture in his watch. Miss Kcmmcrer wonders how her poem will look in 1912 Ruby. Melvin Jacobs stays away from Dr. Holmes' lecture to secure Mabelle's forgiveness. 5. Pestivorous rodents gambol over Zckc's heaving bosom as lie rc|x scs in somnambulistic quiescence. The creatures in the Dog House 'it on their hind legs and howl. 6. l.atc't News. Crowd of intellectual deadbeats 'teal hen fruit from Fritchman. Detectives on trail. They see egg crush Shreiner’s pane and plant inmate. She saves egg for lunch. 7. Baseball men remember Kcigwin’s promise to give banquet and practice after dark. Morvin Godshall, spying rent in society floor-covering, attracts followers. After the meeting, they make it bigger. First apparance of August on Schaff steps. 8. Fountain in front of Bombcrgcr springs a leak. Stamy’s letter floats around premises. Gerges get' Stella's picture. 7 Sunday! Faculty hold session and vow that the Virginius trou| c must stay at home, ••'lights should not l c wont on the stage. says Kline. Ringlclten rcciijK-rates from excursion to Penn and opens pharmacy. to. “Fats” Pear takes annual, Cored with rage. Smith tells '13 that he never had a class more inconsiderate of his feelings. I Chain the man. attendant!) 11. Fox: Some of you people before me may even have a sj cck of Xapolcon in your make-up. Alieva: Could we claim any relationship to the deceased in that case? Fox: “Xot any more than you would he related to a hog after eating steak.” Fastkr Vacation. ij. Zeke leaves for happy home. 13. I Ic arrives at happy home. 14. He unpacks at happy home. 15. He gets ails at happy hme. i . 1 le eats eggs at happy home. 17. Monday! He gets sick at happy home. 18. So more scrambling for Willie. He returns from happy home. n . Spring Sent “ester bigins not Ksthcr Peters). She and Kirbv, the photographer, gather stony fragments and slate on Slatington field trip. Prof. Wailcs, the one that used to room at Shreiner, s| caks in joint meeting—at the old joint, the Fnglish room. jo. Velocipede Sale! Codshall buys ball-bearing tricycle and puts Miss Dunn on handle bars. Occupants too cumbersome for «licyc!c. It is sold to Bridgeton post-toastic and fish dealer. Mahellc takes Melvin back into confidence. Lockhart, collecting bills, buys a corkic, sandals and a lor-not an iron bar of I’cter's Sweet Cliocolate. Students dro| contributions into the science tub. Noteworthy Event! Chester wears corduroy bloomers to cha|K.l. Much ogling front Miss Keinmercr. He parts with them for price to Jimmy the I Hide. The hoys flog jimmy. I .oaded with omelet, the handkerchiefs are wheeled to (iodshall's door. He lets out an ath and disturbs the weather. Mrs Conk) drop- epistle to the Philippine's in the slot. Hess gets letter. The Misses Wright and Gertrude Talmage take cross country run with Zeke and Horten. ‘T'rcddy and Worrell crush stubble on Patterson Field. Pig Show at Sabi sky's! I'rsinus girls form U x party while Fats” l;islK r squats down in pit. Miss Ashenfeltcr squints through C� arricksco| c. Miss Er-mokl buy- sundae. Whitey's flunkeys on Athletic Committee meet. Because Riegcl is a wobbling pacer, they decide that Track Team cannot skim in Penn Meet. The decision. a tlmrn into Wiedorn’s flesh, causes him to resign as coach. I.e Duke, showing canine teeth, rolls incctivc at the canine family. The spaniel in question mews in terror. Ilol warth whimpers. Beware of the dog. It -kids to Dining I lull. I'ritchman serves doggies for breakfast. 1 lowland drops Fatima—this i a cigarctlc—from leather Is ok basket in History class. It di esn't sink on account of cork tip. � ). Barney” plucks terrific line drive from elements in right garden. Air is let in ccnohitc Ringlebcn's dungeon. August drives air out. It conics back in again. go. Coffee Kauffman pumps organ ic engine for Bac elms as he chimes in Doc Yost's—not the liveryman’s—church. The I’erkiomen rises out of its Inti. It returns at end of day. STRerr serwr 199 MAY. I. August's trunks, containing all his mortal belongings, take their wheels and roll away. Ringlcben in awful stew. Ilis nail clippers and cough drops are in the liox. eke l-ong almost sells I'rsinus College for a large sum to Weatherly School Board, but Ontwakc makes deed null and void. Olevian “cat -cgory also in deal. Cold feelings run up feline's backs. Seniors arrange to emerge evergreen roots in the ground at commencement. Keener loses his hold on the Caflfarelli midget. 4. The Class of 1911 ride to Languor's home in Limerick. while Doc. I.imburgcr lectures in Bombcrgcr. Belt-nev can't get over the idea that lie's an uncle. Too bad that the children are Africans. 5. Lindaman whacks Dr. Smith with wad of pa|� cr con- struction. Homer, resentful, issues search warrant, and pr nounecs the 1913 Class a bad bunch. 6. Managerial staff of 1912 Ruby busy. Albert assist'. Yip” Yost signs up footlight stars for coming season in Airdoinc. 7. Dontbelt contemplates moving to Fifth street, blit thinking that would make him too indc| cndcnt. he continues pulling weight machine and slinging dumb ! clls in gas-house. 8. St rack, losing track of time, wears his U-st suit, and goes to | oor-housc to preach. Miss I'occr eats cruller with great force while Mrs. Kulmt views the spectacle. 200 • Herman or French classes since I lolzwarth has to meet all incoming baggage in search for a Stradcr-variiis model violin. Zeke's viola almost mistaken. 10. Matlack converts milk and several other confections into ice cream or glace while Charlie meets musician. Mrs. Bean makes bean soup. m. Some of stray frozen material found at Olevian Hall in connection with a cake of sweet Peters. Ice cream in forms of conchoidal crystals. ij. Holzwarth's Best Nellie” vibrates violin strings in such a manner as to produce the melody in H. Alieva's buns disappear ami Kline is notified. 13. Muse with Alieva. Writes sonnets in Bacchonian style. Worrell moves to Keyscrs a la wheelbarrow. 14. Masterpiece entitled Night Prowlers appears in Weekly. Bargain rush as Hill's soda fountain opens. Miss Foccr trampled u| on. 15. (ierges fusses Stella. w!k let' her fan drop from pea- nut heaven into pit. Paddles falls in love with the whole Moser family. H . Fresh dance program' disapjwar. Pork Heller and Beans” Kinglchcn on the trail. Constable Prizcr almost snatches Lamont. 17. Miss Peters has Hess’ name card framed. Strack crawls in reading desk ami attracts Caldwell's attention. 18. Prof. Howland hands bewitching smile to Miss Beach. Starr and Pownall have their hair lop| cd off. 19- Allison discolors liquid in Pcrkiomen. Bashful Paisley refuses to de| osit himself by the side of Miss Saylor. 20. Kantner and I.indy show their interest in kitchen mechanics by conferring with two cooks. Robbins on V. V. C. A. Committee for gathering cakes. 21. Gyp l-amont wears s| ccks and resembles Randall's grandfather. Grandpop Robbins, V. M. C. A. vice-president. waggles to base ball game. 22. Miss Stout invites lierson to a party she and her friends arc going t give. Paddles, restless during lab hours, looks around for Natalie. 23. Petty leads V. M. C. A. Sings “Susanna in the I lighest. Morlev Caldwell expresses a desire to kick up his heels in the Pcrkiomcn. 24. ''Fats Robbins liccomcs fast and challenges Jacobs to a one mile race on condition that the winner treat the loser to peanuts and soda water. 25. Robbins begins training by answering anti-fat adver- tisement while Jacobs confers with wind-puff Wic-dorn. Base ball men and Flwood Kickline begin to feel uneasy about their promised set out. 2ft. Mi's Lat'haw and Matt Quay slip out of society •luring a recess and take a long stroll. Stella and Gerges weep because they did not embrace the opportunity. 27. Kthan Allen Robbins puts in a half day’s work on Patterson Field. (Both names invented by DouthettA Detwiler hatches out tadjxdcs. 28. -Miss Klein gives Kinglcbcn her summer address for die eleventh time. Robbins gets hack into old time form, while (low Fenton Incomes confident on seeing Jacobs workout. 29. I.indaman and Kantner exhibit nerve of brass mon- key when they butt into a private reception at (ilenwood Hall. Onnvake rejoices when he receives epistle from Ruin- Sisserson stating that he is a candidate for matriculation. 30. Hillman plays the part of Jack in the Pulpit l cforc Misses Moser and Wright, eke l� ng is given a Turkish hath in his sleeping apartments. ,?i. Hay. I transonic and I.indaman suffer from ill effects of Decoration Day celebration at lhcrta. and are unable to do justice to examinations. Iionchcad Allison answers one question in 1 tilde but passes creditably. )l TENNIS COUKT ir. K. i l-'inal quizzes indulged in. Echo l.auer rides auto truck, but tire busts, and lie runs int Staim. Viola yets pink eye. Jacobs, after securing services of Echo for Club ban-«|uct. depart se in | eace for borne, forgetting bis exams. Seniors with aid of | ottcry crash class stump. Hess des| oudent. after game is lost to Swartlunore. orders malt li |Uor. while Stamy uncontrollable can no longer see the spots. •I M. Jacobs and Detwiler take a little tip from father and resolve not to worry after hearing IJaccalaureate sermon. 202 5- Viola becomes addicted to the slang expression l George.” Seniors liaml shovel to Yoh f n� i.t Class. 6. Mat lack seeing cannons at Valley I'orgc falls in love with National Guard, brother Ixxkart also stricken. Keigwin victuali cd in honor of better half. W hat a ”lovc ly day. 7. Students applaud as Godshall receives diploma. Re- ceives no commission c.n transaction. Ixxrkhart. Ringlcl en and Kantner present Greek library to college, since they have no need for that particular script. S. I 'actdty disperses. I'ox snatches bugs. Robbins makes Klondike refreshments. Ilolzwarth plays violin ami Jolls sings Amen. 20} SEPTEMBER. Students and M. Jacobs return for which Oimvake is m thankful that he hauls trunks from station. Shreiner Hall girls dedicate new electric lights. Kline announces failure of Carnegie's crops made it im| nssihle for him to send his son to College, so Jacob llartranft was sent instead. 1 )es| ite vociferous cheering of Miss Sigafoos the Freshmen are victorious in class wrangle clue to Holt’s inability to maintain his equilibrium. Miss Fbright climbs up tree to elude mass of wriggling humanity. Mary's small” lamb strays and becomes So(a)bold. Von Rcithdorf. as Roosevelt’s cohort, becomes busy distributing books. Captain Cordo issues first call for “regular candidates. Tryouts at V. M. C. A. reception. Freshmen girls trophies. Xo loving cups given. Fossil Fox still at large in wilds of New Jersey. When last seen had bottle of ether and Jersey formation. Sophs liccomc boisterous and dig up Fritclunan’s red licets. Kline gives them one more chance. New arrivals at Shreiner made to feel uncomfortable by a formal reception. Robbins returns from a missionary journey to Emaus and l.chighton. Reports many convicts. Holt in fu st scrimmage is made to sympathize with Adam. Lamont lays in a supply of winter rags including lath rol c. Aunt l.ucy expresses astonishment at vulgarity of I'rsinus boys. ji Vacation declared while Kline exhibits his horses at Allentown fair. There's a minor that lie's in search of a duchess. 22. Creek III students in distress because of absent horses Such awful bluffing. Paddles returns from summer home at Areola. 23. Miss W'icst's train wrecked at K. social. Miss Spang feeds Zeke Itonkev bread. 24. Professor Hess takes little Sho] e by the car and leads him to Christian Kndcavor, where Conte dirts with Garkie. 25. Dailey twins dream of mother and depart early. Wic- dorn to the rescue of the football team. 2' Foghorn gives first exhibition of his ability to render ditties while Jolls makes use of the gum stretched acn ss wind| i|ie. Paddles gives his approval to the ap|M� intmcnt of Foghorn. Jacobs Heebner order cushioned chairs in library. Mertz ami Wiest feel lir- t thrill on grandstaml. 28. lirttheckcr of last year's squad appears in togs. Fritch- man feeds football players C'u S O4 Peas. 29. The Weekly fills up space by advocating radical changes. Cashel gets what Reinhold wants—a girl. . 0. laxkart has to manage football team and Esther's sister. Cooler heads than his would get fussed on such an occasion and lie mislays Echo's raincoat. JUNIOR GIRLS W OCTOBER. i. Missis Moser and Sehliehter display original suffra- gette bats. Casscl, after night’s girling, again ap| cars in original state. j. The stork visits l)r. Ontwakc and l oys give him the glad hand in chaj el. I-etter of congratulation from Roosevelt. Doctor Smith gets several whiskers amputated with nippers. Wailcs leads discussion at V. M. C. A. on the subject—Paul's can. 4. Mrs. Cordo taps flics on their respective “beans with tuning fork. Douthett’s sanhedrin hooks together constitution. 5. Everybody smokes at Penn smoker, but Ebert, who is out of order. o. Miss Talmage's eyes in demand by Minnich. I?. Bruce Jacobs buys gum coat with cylindrical buttons. 7. Everybody attends I’cnn game. Kantner buys thirteen cent meal at the Automat. Minnich and Detwiler arc presented however not for “keeps” — to their father-in- law. 8. Sunday. Trout season opens. Bertie” Kline and Archibald Hess get the hook. They catch Singlcy and Vogel shooting crap. . Jewess remarks to Boyer, who has led l-aucr into Isaac's store, Ain't he a nice big boy for sixteen.” ( Saul. Saul, why persecutes! thou me.) 10. Wiedorn and Kichline wish to wrestle to decide who can throw the bull. Isenberg goes to the A(i)d fa Kichline. (Clawson, get the telescope.) ii. “Dicky Arms washes olT whiskers with sea-foam. Christman holds | aticut while Friedman flourishes rag. i-’. Fats Hear too tired to walk down steps slides on railing. “My gourd.” S'paisley returns and announces engagement—for the summer. 13. Senator Reinhold steals real estate at “Spang vil!c. Doc. Fox deodorizes Sary's ] et feline. 14. Hover. Kantner and I .indaman bring Lizzie, Quinnie and Klsic. respectively, to root at the F. and M. game. (Toot. toot, here comes the battleship Oregon.) 15. Wailes gets gum plug put in tooth so that he can preach springy sermons. “Paddles goes to Areola to study-social conditions. 16. “Echo I-aucr mistakes piece of sewer pipe for tobacco receptacle, and consults highway commissioner concerning the purchase thereof, tr. Wailes has bet on World Series, and asks Hcadle Price to take charge of English Hiblc class. A. F. Vick visits Albert. iS. Students become bristly when chef serves unshaven chicken, t Up with the napkins, boys, here comes the soup.) Miss Clark loses gondola at breakfast. i«). Fiehthorn sees ghost-like forms at Olcvian. Worrell in History II. “Is that the man that divided water into hydrogen and hydrogen peroxide. 20. Puzzle-picture. How could Miss ('lark lie in society without “com -ing? Answer. Flicker. Holt almost falls in love when Miss Hrooks sings in society. 205 -1• Wic lorn's (John) explauati n of Bethlehem Prep. game, When they ';m our team in action they be-camc stage-struck and refused to appear. Robbins goes home to see Smith—not Homer. Fgg Robinson attends Silas’ crviees. Jacobs (both and Hcebncr return from I’ottstown • u la t car. jS. -’3. Minnich. Ringleben (etc.) go to Norristown to buy shin plasters and hot water bottles. Paddles swears at Weekly staff. •O. -'4. Robbins and 15. Jacobs become members of Zimmerman’s Fork and Shovel Club. Historical-Political stick urged to lead ascetic lives and come to chaj cl. -’5- t assel snoozes in Bible class and is rudely dealt with by the indignant professor in charge. Rransomc 31. and Matz also try t sleep, but Viola's giggles prevent such measures. BOARDING CLI 206 Miss Saylor practices ironilxme solo in Scliaff Hall l,'re(lerici gets dressed lip for Handel Choral rehearsal. Gratia also sings soprano. Hallowe'en satellites. Hcrson tilts cider barrel on chin and drinks from bung-hole. Hess picks apples off ceiling and Miss Deck steps in pumpkin custard. Football game with Lockart’s tough guys from Koyersford. Heller bit n the head—with a peanut. I lomely jteoplc cover faces and attend ( Iletiwood ball. Ham (ilatfelter finds beautiful sjiecimen for the Scliaff museum. Zcke and Paddles tell big and bigger lies respectively. Jacobs tbe Rev.) leaves Olcvian I fall party to turn out lights at Shreiner. Kelmev with open arms awaits time. (Ain't it awful. Main lie?) Chronicler Kcinhold. not knowing that this month contains thirty-one days, did not take data for this day. 3 NOVEMBER. i. “Nimrod Bransome and “Rover Kantner frighten hares by gunshots ami yelping. Atkinson calls on Madam fordo to arrange hours for sociology. Rabbit, suffering from gun wounds at the hands of Bransomc. dies. Boyer get' insects and tle( a Is front “Rover Kantner. Rabbit served a la carte. Becker puts away childish things and picks up a razor. 4. Young Yost, for fear of being detained by Gebliard, leaves Class banquet. Lamont returns from Penn Square chicken farm and crow' like a rooster. 5. Great consternation when Freshman girls put hair in pajters. Sophomore feminines slow as usual, thinking aforementioned acrobatic feat | crformed for Christmas exercises, do not get wise. 6. Oh! Gripes. The freshmen have eluded our j ossc. “Terry Seaman fumes, declaring that these green articles Ik- brought back. Mertz. on hearing fumes of Seaman, exclaims. I would like to bring one hack mysilf. 7. The spiteful Sophomore creatures of Olevian mix tooth powder and other Freshmen |x wders with other materials usually found in girl ‘ abodes. 8. Awful biaster. Much swearing in English Bible class as subjects are hand! i led out for pa| crs. Stretchers necessary to convey Uxlies from scene. Matz loses “corktc.” 9. Freshmen I ?) paint their ensignia on college and non- college furniture. Terrible ( ?l threats from Sophomores. but Student Senate after much deliberation rubs the grease off. 17- io. I Joe. kcithdorf offcr sympathies to foolish Miss Wright. Kline pained bv ilie |«iim. but pleased by the Senate's action. it. Miss Talma c, viewing Minnicb. nets dizzy ami falls down steps. I bis precipitation produced slight injury to the youiijj lady. Itehncy warbles Stars. Spang -led I tanner. BONFIRE PILE i. Kantncr pills on new -nil and angelic look, while members of family visit him. And the next lay it rained. i.l. reat movement on foot. Not a hundred thousand dollar movement, hut one to oust Cy Ilover from |x sition of assistant manager. Movement remains on f x t. 14. Scrub Machinery wrecked. Harney Heller refuses to play guard. Fink and Miss S|King |iose for Fresh-man picture. 15. I’rsinus C ivic Club purchases grand (':) piano. Music inspires Robbins and I. chart with a desire to learn dancing. 16. Ilransome appears in Logic class, peeping through powder. Even Richard noticed the phenomena, and will vouch for concomitant variation. i . iood cha| el exercises. 11 istorical-Political Croup in absentio and gas runs low. Scrubs play Swarthmore Reserves. Keller has dippy feeling. tX. h'reeland Hall decides to purchase jxiol table, but after due consideration of price, agree with the Faculty that such action would Ik- horrible. to. New minister preaches, but Kantncr cuts church t � go to the I lull. Matlack cuts Sunday school and along with Jacobs. Robbins and Olcvian Hall residents stroll on the banks of the canal in Pottstown. Smith in Logic. I really do not remember whether L. Steffens is a college man. Robbins (cxaspcrantly): Hut isn’t he a hot-air artist ? Smith (placing his eye on Robbins): Yes. but there are some hot-air artists in college also. 206 21. Phi Alpha I’m shine at Olcvian. Naughty hoys carry rubbish, such as Barrho's bed and Iscnberg’s trunk. Several nearly sin t in their faces. 22. Ixtckart receives cushion bedecked with chinawarc de- signs. This appliance i to lx used for ''office” work. 23. Bashful Ike approaches Aider and plans are drawn up for meeting in Reading. Lament sends soiled linens home for repair. 24. Frederici is blown to Schaff bv the West” wind. 1 radons! Fred«ly. Go easy on the whip, lie’s a hired horse. 25. Dr. Atkinson treats the boys to ground-nuts. “Fats Bear rides to l.cbam n ’alley game on hobby h rsc. Bauman kicked by aforesaid Ivor sc while trying to shoe it. 20. I vckart removes excessive material front floor of book-room. while Bear prepares sermon for Gratersford. where he receives twenty-six cents collection. (I)rop|ied |uartcr himself, while janitor contribut.-d surplus.) 27. Out of rcsjtcct for Red Smith's eardrums the Ixvgi- ciatts remove their sandals Ivefore waddling into class. I.indaman's |«iraphernalia too noisy, however, and the doctor made violent gestures in trying to quiet affair. 28. Matlack and Pete make arrangements to say Good- bye. Hours 12-1. Place. Library. Details on application to librarian. 29. Little Mertz goes to Pottstown with Kmily Wiest. Robbins last ''standpatter to see contemporary leave. 30. Thanksgiving exercises in Reading led by Fisher and Fleming, but Pat becoming overheated deserts the cause. Football team sings Blest lx the tie that binds.” DECEM BEK. 1. Many I’rsinus students and Karrho dance on the locks of the West 1-eesjxtrt canal. ()nly twenty-one shopping days till Christinas. 2. Keeker rolls out of bed and crushes picture of l x'k- art's fond liope. Baldy Fenton gets new supply of post-cards. .V Isenbcrg passes the hat in Pastor Fisher’s church, while Ada sings a solo. Hess' white-house turkey reaches Taft. 4. Misses Hartman and Mosey argue as to which photo- grapher would best outline their structure. V011 Keithdorf presents French play l.es Miserahlcs. Mitterling in title role. 5. Jacobs assists Handel Choral Society in the rendition of Fair Ellen. Kehney gets Alieva's real girl. . Kruktker kisses picture of negress. In defense of the gentleman we might add. that it was accidental. East Wing gives a banquet to the 'Varsity Fo (hall Team. 7. C. Daniel Yost leads cha|tel. arrayed in a vest cut high around the neck. M iss (lark says that Prof. Kline looks like— S. Frcdcrici makes a severe attack u| on himself in very violent language. F.lwood Kichline follows suit. 9. Twelve more shopping days till Christmas. Pushmo- bile race. Miss Kahn leads till she falls front vehicle, and then is passed by the fleet-footed Miss N'ycc. 10. Lamont quits grinding and with a few other East Wing culprits slioots | x l until three A. M. on Her-son’s pool table. When lie gets to bed he mistakes Tucker's back for pool table. ii. Success of football season celebrated in fitting manner when cheer leader Hear led the procession dressed in close fitting pajamas, junior Schlichtcr and uh-Freshman Williams strike a match at the hon-firc. ij. Sophomores dust the trousers of a few Freshmen. Krause's Pottstown girl remarks that Civile must hate to take the car for Collegeville since he i c n-tiimallv putting it off. l.V Freshmen resent kind action of Sophs, and take Hess and Holt out for a little entertainment. Hess rouses the denizens of the Fast Wing from their balmy slumber by hair raising cries of murder, help and fire. 14. Yoh sends letter to Helen announcing that he will Ik the Christmas orator at his church and requests her to use her influence to have a large attendance. lso informs her that he will be hungry. 15. SchafT Anniversary. IMay: Cricket on the Hearth. Flicker plays part of Cricket until he croaks while letter plays jwirt of kettle until hearth gets hot. F. Kickline hogs up refreshments, ifi. I’.ridge Hotel the seen cof hilarious feast to football team. Mr. Hendricks expresses his satisfaction with Kerr Thompson. 17. Paddles” goes home for Christmas vacation and all would Ik- silent were it not for Fats Fisher. I runout also leaves early to do some shopping. 18. Supt. Pritclunan hands resignation to lioard of direct- ors. Students ask that resignati- n he accepted 1k--fore the man changes his mind. it). Prof. Kline packs up hU Latin translations and goes to Adams county to help stuff the Christmas turkey. Frcderici after the last farewell “cuss also heats it. FRITLAND MALL 10 I JANUARY. Now N ear Resolutions! Singley.- to wash liis siii'. away; Long,—to modify liis mode of living; Wic-dont.- to talk, when lie has something to say; l'acult,—to put up a better bluff: Douthett.—to bc-comc a man. Resolutions relegated to garbage pail and ash-heap. Behney receives scrawl from his African nephews. (Too bad lie can't read negro. Shope designates blast Wing preachers as a bunch who come to college to eat, sleep and take shower baths. Prof, “bog-horn or “Shoehorn. whatever it is. enjoys vacation. The college b'us.sers send letters out on same mail. After tilling Hazleton with hi' line of dope. Heller returns to accumulate some more. Eves Becker welcomes Dining Hall darlings at old stand. Zeke figures out that 't.t Ruby staff want to photograph the boy. He dons pajamas and tucks himself in. taking care that his t xs are well hidden. Mrs. ( rdn advises Minnich not to lean on Shreiner hell button so frequently. Miss Hanson buys a | air of Rieger shoes. Esther tells Bennett she will go to Club Banquet. I.ind-aman pulls himself front business cares at Norristown and (Iratersfi rd to call on I'rsinus Professors. Sisscrson. the engaged swain, buys a keg of seal paper. “Jake. receiving a few lines from our old cohort Stewart, learns that Otho is enjoying married life and that he i proud of his baby boy. “Fats Bear Ix ses on bench for Buzzer, the picture-man. He wonders whether he must call for proofs or whether Mr. B. will kindly freight them. PajH-TS. toys! Papacrs. boys! After much thumping. the man concerned get' a couple nickels. Charlie Holzwarth runs around in full dress suit and cuffs at Smith College. Fredcrici plays with geese and goslings. 8. The college magpie chirps and twitters in the Dining Hall. It stops to munch its meal. It starts in again. Oh! what a musical bird! Miss Kcmmerer informs 'i.t Rtnv Staff that, in the near future, she will present the same with a picture of herself and 'dtool children. 9. Fleming asks Junior in library where the Hnglish room is situated. Finding its way to chapel, the Schaff trombone gets big crowd. I tech tel tells about the high place he occupied in the Norristown social whirl. to. Two more weeks of Logic! Oh. (lads! Stardust flows in fast. “Spinozar becomes animakularly inclined. Creighton smears more on two pages than he could say on one. The class learns that, if a tree on the campus were hacked and it could be shown that a student or the trolley car didn't do it. a squirrel must have accomplished the deed. it. Members Student Senate decide to wear garb suitable to office. Douthctt suggests that Senior caps and gowns l e used, eke, by general request and coir sent, negotiates for needs. Miss Kcmmerer writes history for Rtnv. (It will be found on another l««gc. t 21 u. Blizzard! Snow two Inches Deep! Gumshoe Arms fearing frigid and icy death in L'rsinus classrooms hies lack to I’ottstown. Mrs. Cordo throws crumbs at sparrows. As it is deg. below zero, everybody hangs in. The thermometer hangs out. i.V Only Three Hundred and Three Shopping Days Till Christmas! Buy Your Stockings While They Last! Miss Klein, realizing that Xmas is near at hand, gets a heap of photos taken. Miss Wagner buys a ticket for the next I’cnn game and Maurice Hess for the next theatrical show. 14. Small. Yoh and Holt, after using straw hats, put them back with moth-balls again. Hess manages to put ball in East Wing jxzol table jxickct. (Not a mothball.) The Misses O’Henncssy and Mulheam of Phomixvillc arc visited by college aspirants. And all this on Sunday, too. 15. Woosevclt iss the maim for ITes idcnt. 1 tell you. I'm no hero-worshipper. I don't like TatT: he is too slow. Yes. Mr. Woot is a goot man too; so i Mecstcr Rcyburn. But I link Woosevclt hass it on 'em all.” Boyer, hearing result of straw vote in home town, is for Woosevclt also. 16. The Revs. George Handy Waile- and Chester Robbins laugh a la duette in English Bible. Mrs. Cordo. the innkeeper of Shreincr Hall and contents, slips into first spasm over dangers of skating. The Y. W. C. A. Cabinet—blessings on their simple hearts!— give Bussa the privilege of hanging their photo from his window. 12 i“. I-ast peration on I.ogic Devils! They are free, free— ha. ha, ha (the ha. ha, ha. in a low tone, as though the ejaculation of a villainess). Sighing sighs of different size. Bacchus anticipates rest he will enjoy. The girK pull their hair and the boys lash their dcrini' on realizing what pleasures they must lose. 18. Mid-years! Atkinson and W'ailes ask intelligent ques- tions in their respective subjects. They wheel a bushel of A's on a cart to college and dole out the same. M. Jacobs and Miss Hecbncr. to whom we have been kind in this book, take exams with rest of couples. 19. Well known student comes to breakfast in raincoat. Davidheiscr informs assemblage that he was united in the holy bonds of hemlock with a school teacher of female species one day last summer. Norristown paper congratulates him, and. believing him to l� c on the Ursinus Faculty, congratulates that battalion also. 20. Gorges caves in panel on Shreiner door to get a glimpse of Stella. 1 le gets the glimpse. E. Dagoliert Atkin-sovitch Bransomsk receives telegram from Handy W'ailes, stating that it is time to hand that Testament thesis in. Kuhnt, the bakery proprietor, learning Gasset's intention, takes him in the firm. 21. Iron Bridge Sunday School, deciding to present to all lovers of the drama some such production as The Fruit of His Folly, hire “Fyes” Becker, I'll shoot you Matlack. Wayward” Singlcy and others. Gertrude Talmage and “Waldo Minnich sing by heart in church. 22. Juniors condescend to have pictures taken. Some go here, others go there. Georginc goes to “I’hily,” Yoh 2 to Norristown and '‘Gumshoe to Pottstown. Miss Klein receives pictures, some framed and others not framed. Dissatisfied with her present vocabulary, Ellen Mailman learns a do en new words. 23. -L'nger. the pride of Schwcnksville. dancing the L’rsi- nus Step with a local dansctisc. soils his shoes. Zeke I-ong, deciding t'« teach school next year, gets Stamy’s job at I’rsinus. (hmvake logins annual stunt of advertising for a hundred students and flooding nation with hogshead of correspondence. 24. Me writes catalogue and mentions dark-room. By the dark-room is meant the place where photos arc developed. It is visited twice a year by the janitor. Exams arc over and everybody passes as usual. “Molly Maguire gives curdling lectures in chapel on Darkest Africa. 25. Day of Prayer! Students throw books on the rack and attend Peace Conference. Assuming appropriate smiles, they sip Aunt I.ucy's refreshments with wafers and napkins, l-'ritchman prepares meal on assumption that we hail big feast. They cry. Peace, Peace, but there i- no Peace. 26. New term begins! Changes in Faculty! Philosophy courses change hand' and “Charlie Fritchman sends in last dessert. Heaven be praised! Alvin R. Isen-berg escorts three wives, the Misses Fisher. Wagner and Barrlio to Zwinglian Society. 27. Social in Bomberger! New lights on the job! For instance. Mr. and Mrs. Ringlebcn. Mr. and Mrs. Robbins. Mr. and Mrs. Minich. Mr. and Mrs. E. B. Jacobs, Mr. and Mrs. Kell and a few betrothed pairs. Echo letter. shooting jxxil and carronis. misses train for West. Bechtel hops on instead. I) 28. Blessed lx- the tic that binds! Davidheiser is warned by wife to liehave himself in town. Maurer, attending religious services as representative of the Historical-Political Group and the Intercollegiate Civic League, offers prayer for the organizations. God knows they need it. -r j. Kline threatens to throw girls out of college if they don't desist in performing the latest on the Itom-IxTgcr dance floor. Announcement of a Glee Club trip to I.ehanon causes Ike and Sister ISarrho to pack their traps. They decide to go as “subs. to do their chief work when concert is over. .?o. Straw-ride fever hits I'rsinus! Regulars congregate in splashy drawing-room of nearby inn. while Irregulars. with assistance of Mrs. Kicthdorf. cat beans at I’hcenixville. Susie and Detty arrive on held in cutter. On return trip. I mtont stands up in sleigh to get some air. .tt. Stamy. 1.1.. IX, receives hair-cut and hot towel. 1913 Krisv Staff decides to work on Kritv. Faculty's advice as to how Ri uv should lx gotten out is followed to letter. One more month of h-------------------. 214 FEBRUARY. Another Sledl ad! Itinerary takes in l.amh Hotel. Mrs. Krmold gets real cross ami conducts pugilistic lx ut with participants. when they return home. Results: lavemlar optics on the part of the human livings and singed whiskers on the part of the cats. “Kclio tips his lid. au l arranges for Kmquct. Barrho. who. hy the way. was classed among the regulars, announces over the wine at Zimmerman's that he is done with the women and that in the near future he will dance on a real tloor. Miss ( lark gets free ride on parlor chair to Olevian. alter which Kantncr ami Reinhold receive proclamation f thanks from college bookkeeper. The Doctor of Sacred Theology ap| ears at Charmidcau Bap- |uet. Miss Kemmerer also appears. Vi Moser cats lizard of chicken, served by Caterer Iseiner Much crying in )lcvian when masculine Junior decides to remain away from church. Bran-sonte semis spring order to Paris house for three varieties of walking sticks. Baseball players work up steam, throwing and receiving the sphere in college gymnasium, and Junior basket-Kill team trim Collcgcville I ligh Scltool in Shepard's ball room. Donthett tirnls Dresser can't he bluffed. Clec Club off for Hazleton. l.ccs| ort and Lebancn! They made great hit in former town with golden locks of all ages. After concert Yoh heaves rubbers against door knob when papa comes out. Detwiler notices Hazleton sky-scraper. Iii West Ixesj ort! What an awful hole! Rransome's aspersions are unappreciated. Rcinltold in entangled with kindergarten and girls of town are not so aspiring as ones in city of first date. Miss Deck and aides supply only redeeming feature. 's. In I .chain n! Ve Twins, ye Misses Main and Fisher, breaking training, indulge in games like skip and jump, under the sheet, and the Queen of Shebar. P.ruhaker drives to recital in one h -s shay. Slamy and Fats” Mathicu. recipients of e-yo yell, after nearly coming to blows in “Mut Yosts domain. Six loyal members of ScliatT come to decision that hall is made for rehearsing. Kline resurrects spyglass and goes on sea voyage for biological specimens. 10. Night out! Ringlcbcn presented with water bag at Shreiner; Frcdcrici with chicken soup at Penn Square, and (.ockart with smile at the Shc| ard household. F.ntire outfit return with photos, which they will keep ( ?) forever. 11. Detwiler pay- a visit to West Philadelphia, but re- turns in time to close Ham's collar button for church at Trappe. Robinson. S. T. I)., writes of high jinks with nurses in city “horspital.” Rev. Furman leads choir. 2. Paisley draws jaw of “Tom tkinson when “Tommy makes mouse frappe in History 3. Mrs. Rarrett loses drag with boys on advising them to send handsome valentines to Ursinus co-eds. Fats Fisher is the only one who obeys. 13. Mailman I It- hauls figurative valentine from l � x on Olevian veranda to Messrs. Rohbins and Jacobs. They wake from their sleep to read them. Becoming strong again. Mertz knocks pins from under landlady. 14. Valentine Day! Mertz occupies usual place on Free- land step' after meals. Tracey ami friend arc numbered among happy couples at Detwiler shine. Kantner sees moving pictures. A Woman's Revenge. As You Sow and The Blow of the Tomahawk. 15. Wailcs, in athlete's section in Bible: “Yes, Paul couldn’t see well. I le bail an amanuensis all his life.” In Sociology Class. “Fats Bear proposes a new scheme of dancing, in which holding is done by one hand only. It i adopted by Board of Directors. 16. Founder's Day! In giving views on co-education. Father Wicst tells why Emily came to I'rsinus. Rev. Mertz telegraphs why Fmest entered, also. In Freeland Dining-hall Jockey” Kline not only announces sj cakers. but also tells that Mr. Blessing is no longer Financial Secretary. 17. Joy Carnival in Romberger! Hit the big nigger. Bear! Hear the Shc|� rd typewriter tick in SchafF! See (lay and go home machine in Zwing! Miss Fisher lets go remark that he treated me to ice cream. IS iS. Sprig has cob. but Chester is not happy. Anna depart' from nerve-racking life at I'rsinus to more simple one in Lchight-n. Resident of Shreincr Hall writes letter, which is received at Collcgcvillc |� st-officc. i - Woodman, the cartoonist, entertaining in cha| cl. 'liows tendency to talk as much as college magpie. Robbins. the celibate, cracks not a smile at Woodman. Lloyd Cassel and Frieda sit in front row. 20. August and Vogel swear eternal friendship. Omega ()il samples arc distributed by salesmen to Fresh-men. Sophomores and Juniors. Hast Wing hunch deprive Beattie of matches and salmon, and Dresser of a good night's rest. -’i. Wailcs. in Knglish Bible: How did Paul go to Damascus. young man ?” Matz: Well, he either rode or walked in.” Wailcs: Where did he go when in Damascus?” Kantncr (hutting in I: To a house on Straight St. But I don't know the number. Prof. Cod only knows that.” 22. Cherry Tree Day! Fresh touch the bricks in Declamation Contest. Mr. Kline gives invocation; Mr. Bo-gert gets first prize: Mr. Millicit takes second, and Mr. LPQX receives third. The society, as a whole, gels the lemon. 216 2.?. l.lovd Casscl. the social butterfly, mixes his gaudy colors with tree, disarranges hi' l eak and. from indications. will Ik- under the weather for awhile. I.indaman, returning from Norristown, is afflicted with croup. Nothing but rain, slush, thunder and ice outside. 24. eke look' for money for Senior caps and gowns. Mrs. fordo promises Shrcincritc oyster stew, if she will only dis| cnsc with company this night. No visitors at Olevian. More tears and gasps and nerves. 25. Shcllcnbergcr writes hnwakc that, when the season opens, he will return to college! It is declared that, in a short time. Fleming will Ik- seen among the ranks. Fat' Hear openly confesses that he has a date for May Festival (Lead her on. Fats ). 26. Specs Christman affirms statement. The famous Junior Glee Club is snapped with I.indaman as soldier. Gay as brewer and Kantner as dandy. The Re by Staff docs some more work. Riethdorf takes active part in “Wooscvelt campaign. 27. Jcdgc Bordner and assistants repair seat and fix- tures in Fast Wing assembly room. Chester writes from I.ehighton that he will bring back |� inting of Anna with pupils. Williams is christened an awful name at Sprankle. 28. The '14 Roby Staff prepares to start work. Hrikson and Miss Saylor, cutting classes, do vast amount of reference toil under Yost’s nose. La rota Schcuren noils to ac«|iiaintance on street. 29. The skies be praised! This is the last. Egg Robinson celebrates fifth birthday. Chester Robbins returns with photo. Rrt:v managers inform editor this book is tilled with boose ads. “Thank God. the strife is ended! SCHOOL CHILDREN 217 I ;,p %' ■ i' ' [i -K , it j'l -.{ | F () R E W C) R D T[ To the alumni, to the students, and to the friends jU of Tminus College, we submit these advertisements. Good, representative business men in this way hope to obtain your good will and patronage. 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FRESH GROCERIES. PRODUCE. SmokfEresm MEATS L-2 H. D. STERNER COLLEGEVILLE. PA. yms VAULT saves the cost of of Overbox and Bricking of Grave. Price, $50.00, placed and sealed. Everlasting and Water Proof. The Ideal Burial Co. Norristown, Pci. J. L. BECHTEL [LNFItAI. DIRECTOR Collegcville, Pa. n=n QUALITY j WORKMANSHIP SATISFACTION 1JOTKL 1 MLVN THOMAS J. BECKMAN CO. BENJ. E JONES. P-on-icto COLLEGE Engravers Stationers Printers Jewelers HOTEL MONTGOMERY 027-029 FILBERT STREET OLIVER K. BEAN NORRISTOWN. PA. PROPRIETOR Safety in the use of Beer Lies in Using the Best Lotosand Standard art accepted in the best clubs and the most discriminating families. Praise of this beer comes from those who use it. By no possible means can beer be made better or purer than Lotos and Standard Made only by The Adam Scheidt Brewing Co. Norristown, Pennsylvania Tbr Bffwrry Bottling Snlbikt tW Moil lixti.g Conooitwar William R. Solomon People s lhml( IlnilJmg, Norristou'n, Pa. Is now showing up-to-date Fabrics for coming Season AII our Clothes arc made up first-class, and satisfactory in fit and finish Full Dress Suits a specially Dill 32 A Kl’ITOM 36 Him. 1� . (£nrsuui. fH. 0. COLLEGEVILLE orricc HOURS PENNSYLVANIA UNTIL � 0 r u 2 to a r m 7 TO • r M AUNOAV UNTIL TO A M Frances Barrett Gents' Furnishing Store All the Lateit Novelties in TIES COLLARS ami SHIRTS Complete Line of Full Dress Shirts and Ties Cotlegeville, Pennsylvania XII We Solicit Your Patronage Historical, Theatrical, Bal-Masque and Tableau Costumes On Hire, on Sale, from Stock or Made to Order Special Attention to Amateur Productions Miller Costumer 236 South 11th Street PHILADELPHIA, PA. Boll Phono: Walnut 1892 For School Life or Life’s School EASTON—The City of Resources ?imtH ijmttuujhnt EUROPEAN PLAN si.25 UP Rooms with bath. $2.00 up Hot and cold running water in all the rooms RESTAURANT Both Phones CAFE Telephone A LA CARTE SERVICE ALL DAY JO! IN B. RENNICH. Proprietor (Cnlhuu'mlU' National illattk a. i). n rn.Koi r, ivimi im M. H. I.INDKR.MAN. Ym IVimium VYM l . KKMINGKK. Camiiik CAPITA I...........................$50,000 SI RIM.I S AND I NDIYim.l) PROMTS 20.000 hrec per cent. Interest Paid on Savings Accounts United States Depository INSrHANCK HKAL I-STATI-: BONDS and inm:st.mi:nts - r. S. (i. FINKItlNKlt hoyi:i:sii . DAY PHONE BHJ. 1170 BOYER ARCADE NIGHT PHONE BELL 7I6J RESIDENCE 121} WEST MAIN ST E. A. KRUSER, M. D. Formerly of Collcgeville HOURS S to 9 2 to} 7k. s N«d.,� . I to 1 «.� OF! ICE: llOYER ARCADE NORRISTOWN. PA. .(OSKIMI W. Cd.HKItT i m ic� isT COI.I.KOKVII.I.K. PA. Stirt- Corn Curr it S|� r«inll . W. Scheurcn’s Shaving Parlor= The best place in town Tine grades of ohacco always on hand Collegeoille, Pa. FREED STEAM AND WATER BOILERS Simplicity Even Temperature Low Coal Consumption FREED HEATER CO. Incorporated Factory and OIllcc Collegevllle, Pa. TELEPHONE Collegevillc59 A K. A. WHICillT COI.I.i:(ii: KNOHAVKK IMUXTKK AM) STATION KH I I ON ‘ll KSTM'T KTKKKT riiii.AiMii.niiA (' iMimrnrrniriil In vilnlinn linin' ' Invilalionn mul Progrninn Mmiii . Fraternity Iii «ti« nml Stationery I’illM . Viniting ( nnl� W'i'ililiiiS A............... nml I nvilnlionn Saa.|.|r I hrr.l.,11, l'nrnl«hnJ Hm.mI PARTIES and WEDDINGS SERVED Uwuo I’hoki Chas. h. Kuhnt COLLEGEVILLE PA OREAD. CAKE and P,E gAKERY IC( CREAK CONrtCriONCRV CIGARS AND TOBACCO Rev. Albert Edwin Keigwin, l . I). George Leslie Omwake rr««!« Wr.p10.ku lira tun a (C nil cur CO I,I,KG KYI KLK, PKNN he College WHORTKN A KUNE IOAN A College conducted under Christian influence, following llie molr j it jkio r l ideals ol culture, .1 txl pledged to tlie higher standards of scholarship. Located ill • i • U- of tin : . i I ! r.ll ■! •!: .1 communities in tlic I'nitcd States, with Ivcautiful grounds, comfortable buildings. modern equipment ami approved sanitation. Courses of Study oiguit rd ol d. ri - group system, a form of organization in use in Ursinus College for over fifteen years, and now eoming into general use in colleges and universities. .-Ml courses open t” women as ssell as men. Instruction by a faculty c-.-n|..e«l specially trained men .if the modern university type. Individual care of students a speeialtv. Increase m Attendance the p.i • fisc sears, seventy-fisc percent. Kx- jenses light. I he School oj Music JOHN MYRON JOI.I.S nuicior z n Institution for the Study of Music, in the mid'S of a cultural atmosphere diversified and enriched by oilier departments of teaming. .Strong Courses in the tl-.eors and In tors ..f music, covering four years of extensive and intensive study. Students in Music admitted ssitl.out extra charge to eour.es in the arts ami sciences in the College. College students receive credit toward Graduation for eourxes in theoretical music. Instruction hy Specialists of recognized teaching ability. Special advantages in piano and voice. Privileges of tIk lla- d-I-CIi-.m; So. irlv. Men's and Women's Glee Clubs and Quartettes, the May Musical l-'c'lival, and frequent concerts and recitals. Expenses, including private lr -nn . s.!50 to jslMi per year. Jacob Reed’s Sons If yot£ have a Clollies' [deal Reed's are more than likely to be able to till it (or you. Or if un-eertain as to just w hat you should wear to he entirely correct, Reed's ' are excellent adv isers and pro iders. I Prices are never excessive. Suits and Overcoats, SI 5.00 and upwards Clothiers and Outfitters For Yottnfi Men Jacob Reed’s Sons ( 1424-26 Chestnut .St. Rhila. Xt Ermold Daughter Protectory for Cats and Young Ladies Immune from Dogs and Young Men Information Cheerfully Given $Iruf. iCrui IJ. 0auiMu'isrr llriuatr JuatrurtUiu Jit luuiarluilh tr mm mu (Our IJrar’u i£ prrirurr ). S. Kantiur I N Boyer KANTNER 8c BOYER 70 EAST WING Headquarters of Taft Club GENERAL LOAFERS WELCOME SHOES SOLED Hardest Grinders on Earth fBring us your Dull Utensils BROOKS I.ONGSTRKTH . K IS WAGNER m:ss I. AUER tyJE KNOW STRIKING EFFECTS' AND DISTINCTIVE ADVERTISING COSTS LESS AND PATS BETTER DIRECT CONNECTIONS WITH THE BEST HOVSES- SSSEE ALBERT F W VICtC =1 608 CHESTNVT STREET’ PHI LADE L P H I A “O SKATING LBERT FAWVICK UAOirilnill Sire !