Urbana High School - Tower Yearbook (Urbana, OH)

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REMARKS THAT COMETH UP FROM THE STATE WHICH HATH TWO GOVERNORS U Man horn in the mountains of Kentucky is of feud days and full of virus. He lisheth. tiddleth, tighteth and feasteth all the miserable days of his life. He shunneth water as :i mad dog and drinketh much had whiskey. When he desireth to raise cane he plantcth il neighbor. :incl lol he reapeth twenty fold. Ile riseth even from the cradle to seek the scalp of his grzinclsiri-'s enemy and hringeth hack in his carcass the :uninunition of his uncles, father and son-in-law who :ivengeth the deed. Ile riseth in the night to let the cat out. and lo, it taketh at regiment ol' surgeons to pick the buckshot out. lie goeth forth in joy and gladness and cometh back in scraps and lragnients. He departeth upon a journey half shot and cometh back on a shutter, shot. , A cyclone hloweth him into his neighbors hack yard and his neighbor hloweth him into Abraham's bosom ere he is aware. I-Ie lieth in wait for his enemy on County Court Day and emptieth a demijohn into himself and a shotgun into his neighbor. and alas! The coroner ploweth up a four acre tield to deposit the remains of the principal ! Woe! Woe! unto Kentuckyg her eyes are red with weeping for the blood of innocent moonshiners who from time innnemorial have shufhed off this mortal coil. via the n'1innie ball route. MATHEMATICS - Flor the Sanction of the following arithmetical equatign apply to Ruth Baldwin : ' tu.-'rtu.-1-3 ADDRESSES Ella Wood, 17684 East Lawn avenue. Blanche West, Rural No.y56, care of St. Paris post- master. ETCHINGS FROM SENIOR METABOLISMS Every action has its reaction. -Banta. Keep quiet, you foul mouthed whelpsf'-Hagenbuch ' ' It beats everything how business keeps up. -Cramer SOLILOQUY Alas! for him who cannot see His bliss shine through the moonlit tree, Who hopelessly treads the starlit glen, Or through the grove his stroll doth wendg Who hath not nerve enough to grasp The pretty maiden's hand in his, While uttering she, with lips of pearl, Your adventurous story must unfurlf' But timid youth slips off unseen, l While maiden says, 6' What might have been. -Two years have passed and older grown. Since then by dear experience showng r This stalwart friend, but then a boy. Is now alert and knows H much joy. GG