Upper Kennebec Valley High School - Boreas Yearbook (Bingham, ME)

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v A THE BOREAS gg - 23 CQ' hhkbkah L3 HkhhhhhhhhhhhkhhhhhhhhhhnQ lf Q tv i- S' 5' .S 5' if P E R S O N A L S S' 5' 5' J' 5' 5 lil' :S Q 0'aHhhhhhQhQhQhbafasfizfcafafhcafakfaff: Chemistry question: What are the properties of red phosphorous ? V. Hardy: 'tIt's a gray slate-like substance- Mr. Chapman: What is a sexton beetle ? D. Witham: One that looks after the beetles' graveyard. Calla McQuilkin, in Algebra class: May I have a piece of paper to scratch on ? Heard in Biology. Question: What would We place as the highest form of plant lite ? D. Witham: Man. Dwight must believe in evolution. In Chemistry: Arsenic and ali- mony belong to the Nitrogen family. A dangerous family! Miss Hincks: Take your feet off the desk, Howes. A. Howes: Pardon, but I have only one foot on the desk. Miss Hincks: It looks big enough to be two. .2 'K 'SQ' fahhhhcahhhhhhknhhhhhhcahhhkg6 Mr. Chapman, to one of the stu- dents in Biology: Name some va- rieties of snakes. Student: Crocodiles and alli- gatoisf' H. Fentiman, acting as teacher of the Senior English Class, asked Earle Tibbetts some of the social conditions existing in England and France the latter part of the 18th century, as brought out in The Tale of Two Cities. E. Tibbetts: There were all kinds of conditions. Miss Hincks: 0pen your French book to page 2307 W. Small: What for? Miss Hincks: To wear the book outf' Oh, I had a terrible dream last night. What was it ? I thought that I was eating shredded Wheat, and when I Woke up half of the mattress was gone.

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THE BOREAS BINGHAM AB R BH PO A Washburn, ss. 5 2 1 1 4 McCollor, 2b. . 4 1 1 1 3 Bean, p. ..... 3 1 1 1 4 Russell, 3b. .. 4 0 2 1 1 Tibbetts, rf. . . . . . . 5 1 1 0 0 Hastings, cf. . 4 0 0 0 0 B. Witham, lf. 4 0 0 1 0 Hunnewell, c. 2 0 0 9 2 Stuart, 1b. . . . 3 1 0 13 0 34 6 6 27 14 GOODWILL Berger, 3b. .. 5 1 2 1 3 Davis, 1b. .... 4 2 1 6 0 Crocker, cf. . . 5 0 0 2 0 Kesler, c. .... 3 0 0 16 0 Jewett, rf. . . . 5 0 0 0 0 Ransom, ss. . . 5 1 1 2 2 Johnson, p. .. 4 0 0 0 0 McAndless, 2b. 5 1 1 0 0 Foster, lf. . . . 5 0 0 0 0 41 5 5 27 5 Two-base hits-Russell, Davis. Struck out-by Bean 13, by Johnson 15. Bases on balls, Bean 4, Johnson 3. Hit by J ohnson-Hunnevvell, Stuart, Bean. Umpire-McCready.

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24 THE BoREAs WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF: Albert Howes didn't talk so much? Alice Owens got to school earlier? Raymond Rollins didnit have his les- sons? Verna Hardy got her dates mixed? Martin Hastings forgot to speak to the girls? Lucile Coleman forgot to giggle? Earle Tibbetts would ever talk? Nettie Savage didn't have a Don ? The Sophomore class ever got their French lesson? The Sophomore boys didn't slam the dressing room door? Clifford Cooley ever said I don't know when called upon to re- cite? Helen Fentiman forgot her Joe ? Mildred Atwood forgot to primp? Olin Atwood ever fell in love? Arthur Hastings grew up? Did you know that it is all over the school? What is? The Roof! IMPORTANT DATES IN HISTORY When Evelyn McCollor and Dot Rich made their first cake in cooking class. The day when Reta McCollor had her The day received A in French. When the Senior girls forgot their daily meeting in the dressing room. The day Earle Tibbetts burned his hair in Chemistry laboratory. When Helen, Nettie and Arlene at- tempted to work cross-word puz- zles in school. The first time Bun Russell made love, when rehearsing for the Senior Play. When all the Seniors were of unani- mous opinion in class meeting. Friends and schoolmates, Schoolmates and friends, Red headed roosters And long tailed hens. Now that you've read These jokes o'er, Do you feel any worse Than you did before? If you do-well, Just remember this, It isnit our fault, That the truth isn't bliss. 3? N1 AQ wages E, PF? -Eiilf' 'F fo J ' -. ' 4. x i N' f' ca n S., C3 f Xxw ffff , 1 X .gg . ? A., ' WU? sua,