Upper Iowa University - Peacock Yearbook (Fayette, IA)

Text from Pages 1 - 174 of the 1925 volume:

5£ I kl i : i ' ' : ' i Rjbi ii R 1 1 f . . Business Managet II ski. I d Swartlei I ktant I Burdi i n Mavis, . dvtrtin A Vereni Bailei El I ANOR PARKI R i.i vi Krough MADGI Yiiii ii 1 MMA I ' ll RKHART . HAROI l lllUM ion l II I ' ll U( I . . Academic VJnm Wanagtr 5 ., Editor . Liters Otley, Kid ' . Swartley, Mavis, Whitney, Krough, Parker, Heyw 1, Pierce, Burkhart, Baile z K P 03 ■p 1 1 : t o TWENTY YEARS BACK To feel as did Rip Van Winkle, one doesn ' 1 need to ■ I i i ti I a mountain and fall asleep, nor yet to have a nagging partner to drive one away from home. Twenty years ' absence from Upper Iowa gives one the same queer feeling experienced by tlic leading character of that classic. To look aboul and to find all the babies grown and graduated is much akin to being in a trance. First of all. after sightseeing throughoul the West, one begins to scrutinize more carefully the scenery which once, by us. was just taken for granted. We appreciate the wonderful setting of the little college town. We look with amaze- ment upon the grand old oaks, elms, and maples and upon the limestone rocks carved into monuments to Nature as God made her. The work of the Volga in its meandering course fills us with admiration of its part in Nature ' s scheme to beautify Fayette and to instill into the hearts of its people a love for natural beauty. We see at a glance that the classic Volga is worthy of its time-worn appellation and is deserving of the new and artistic cement bridge with which man has spanned it. Unlike the arid parts of the west, this region demands little of man. His main duty here is to preserve, not to create. Arriving at the campus we walk in solemn reverence up College Hill and out among the trees. We see the cement walks so thoughtfully bequeathed by loyal classes and we give particular attention to that one which curves among the old oaks on the north side of the Chapel and leads to the new Gymnasium. How cheery are the lights of the pillars stationed when ' the roadways enter the campus and before College Hall and the Library, symbolizing the love of other outgoing alumni. (Well do ] remember when, as a young, unsophisticated preparatory student, I was told that in case an arc light on the north road enter- ing the campus failed in its duty, the light would come again if the post were vigorously kicked. One dark night 1 tried the experiment. Imagine my surprise when, as if by magic, the light came at my summons. Xow all such scientific investigations must he confined to the laboratory. The arc lights have been replaced by masonry of adornment.) Had we not been here in 1901 we might have thought that the class of that year had outdone all ti.- others by donating the Henderson Library, for it bears that date on its cornerstone. And so we visited and enjoyed the campus a number of times before any of the buildings drew us in. For were not all our old friends, the trees, beckoning to us. ' A few we missed amongst the number. Where were the old cottonwoods that used to shed their wonderful down, ready for the next campus cleaning day - -the seeds, parachutes which floated about the class room to divert our atten- tion when the staid professor was not looking? And where is the little one- sided tamarack near South Hall which was always so convenient as a lesson in Botany on the effects of sunlight and shade upon the growth of a tree. and. incidentally, as a type of a one-sided student ' s life; one who misses the sunshine of student friendships ami activities, and of Christian and social contacts, seeing only the pages of his books. ' Either the little tree has been crowded mil or the obstacles to an even growth have been removed. Upon approaching The Sem, now known as College Hall. from the wesl we slop to read on a bronze tablet the list of names of ( ' pany F, Third Iowa Volunteers, ami to note the stars. As we see a similar tablet listing the students in the Twelfth Repa ' mont of Iowa Volunteers. Then, almost doubting our own senses, we become aware of a warmth of atmosphere all about us and ritrbt in the midst of a cold day! Could it be possible that there is steam heal even here TWENTY YEARS BACK To feel as did Rip Van Winkle, one doesn ' 1 need to climb a mountain and fall asleep, nor ye1 to have a nagging partner to drive one away from home. Twenty years ' absence from Upper Lowa gives one the same queer feeling experienced by the leading character of that classic. To look about and to find all the babies grown and graduated is much akin to being in a trance. = Pirsl of all. after sightseeing throughoul the West, one begins to scrutinize more carefully the scenery which once, by us, was just taken for granted. We appreciate the wonderful setting of the little college town. We Look with amaze ment upon the grand old oaks. elms, and maples and upon the limestone rocks carved into monuments to Nature as God made her. The work of the Volga in its meandering ' course fills us with admiration of its pari in Nature ' s scheme to beautify Fayette and to instill into the hearts of its people a love for natural beauty. We sec at a glance that the classic Volga is worthy of its time-worn appellation and is deserving of the new and artistic cement bridge with whicb man has spanned it. Unlike the arid parts of the west, this region demands little of man. His main duty here is to preserve, not to create. Arriving at the campus we walk in solemn reverence up ••College Hill and out among the trees. We see the cement walks so thoughtfully bequeathed by Loyal classes and we give particular attention to that one which curves among the old oaks on the north side of the Chapel and leads to the new Gymnasium. How cheery are the lights of the pillars stationed where the roadways enter the ,-ampus and before College Hall and the Library, symbolizing the love of other outgoing alumni. (Well do I remember when, as a young, unsophisticated preparatory student, I was told that in case an arc light on the north road enter- ing the campus failed in its duty, the light would come again if the post were vigorously kicked. ne dark night I tried the experiment. Imagine my surprise when, as if by magic, the light came at my summons. Now all such scientific investigations must he confined to the laboratory. The arc lights have been replaced by masonry of adornment.) Had we not been here in 1901 we might have thought thai the class of thai year hail outdone all 1!.- others by donating the Henderson Library, for it bears thai date on its cornerstone. And so we visited and enjoyed the campus a number of times before any ol the buildings drew us in. For were riot all our old friends, the trees, beckoning to us. ' A few we missed amongst the number. Where were the old cottonwoods that used to shed their wonderful down, ready for the next campus cleaning day — the seeds, parachutes which (loafed aboiil the class room to divert our atten- tion when the staid professor was not looking. ' And where is the little one siilcd tamarack near South Hall which was always so convenient as a lesson in Botany on the effects of sunlight and shade upon the growth of a tree. and. incidentally, as a type of a one-sided student ' s life : one who misses the sunshine of sluilent friendships and activities, and of ( ' hristian and social contacts, seeing only the pages of his books. ' Hither the Little tree has been crowded out or the obstacles 1o all even growth have been removed. Upon approaching ' flic Scm. now known as • ' College Hall. from the west we stop 1o read on a bronze tablet the list of names of Company F. Third lowa Volunteers, and to note the stars. As we see a similar tablet listing the students in the Twelfth Regimenl of lowa Volunteers. Then, almost doubting our own senses, we become aware of a warmth of atmosphere all about us and right in the midst of a cold day! Could it be possible that there is steam heal even here so thai the student is do Longer tempted to step from ;i frosty hall into ;i near-by class i- n iil to meel ;i still greater freeze-up from the icy gbu of .1 pro- fessor too wrapped up in sines, cosines, and infinity to dismiss his class by the lirsi bell . ' Nov students are Loath to leave the balls. We peek into a large north room which, for ;i number of years, bas been the attractive headquarters of visiting alumni. Well we remember when the V moved into its new quarters in the southwest corner, we shivered and shook while we declaimed before a class in Oratory. The north half was the librarj in our preparatory daj s. We go up the worn stairs and the class rooms seem about the same. We recall when the new. (lark brown, stationary seats replaced the old chairs upon which we wrote for reference declensions and conjugations in German and French. The Arl rooms which once chan I us an- gone and in their place are class rooms. Strains of music are issuing forth from the same corner as of twenty years ago. We go on up to the third floor and oul of the same room of yesterdaj pops the faithful bell ringer, who is surprised to learn thai the band room was mice shared by the Zeta societj and their brothers and later bequeathed to the Zeth Juniors. The corresponding section across the hall, a pari of which is nov the Collegian office, was occupied by the Aonias and Philos. Leaders of marked ability were developed in those old halls : Sciei Hall is left untouched to remove the feeling of strangeness from visit- ing alumni. It looks the ame. feels the sane, and smells the same with one exception. A planl spares the delving ones the excitemenl of an occasional flare of an alcohol lamp. We look for ■ specimens in botany, which the beloved professor encouraged us to colled in our innocenl childhood days, but the beauti- ful red and purple shades and iridescence of the red algae so carefully placed in a dark cupboard have been exposed to the sunlighl and faded out to a dirty tan en I i.r. We depart a little disappointed over the wreck of the results of our hours of labor. In the Librarj we admire the beautiful mounted peacock, a handsome cluck, a piei f fine Swiss w 1 carving, a brass lamp, centuries old, and other valuable gifts. We note a heavy case of old documents tactfulh placed across the side entrance where ofti n we used to escape when we heard the gentle footsteps of a wrathful Librarian mine through the archway. The Chapel, like South Hall and Science Hall, seems about the same, and human nature, too, about the same fur. as of yore, I see students peeking into their texts. The college mascot, a large white bird dog, joins the student bodj at chapel, his dignity unimpaired bj the coal dust on his coat. Beneath the chapel, in the dining room of old North Hall, the girls are working nut experi meiiis in calories. Here also, in preparation for our departure for California, we might have added to our depleted wardrobe from an attractive array of middies, silk dresses, and other garments. The remaining spi on this floor is I ' l ' i tot In- commercial depart menl . What a pleasing si._dii is the nev gymnasium of brick with a beautiful stage on the east, with kitchen adjoining where are centered the culinarj activities of college parties, in the basement mi the north are girls ' dressing rooms and showers; similar rooms for men on the south, with a swimming pool between. This beautiful gymnasium gives US I he eh max of pleasure, and here in this lovely place our visit is ended. .Mies, c until Greene lit qhes, 1904. l ACADEMIC Pbi Hoi V.B., D.D., [in 1919 .1 1 I iiiiot [own Vnnual Col 1901 II; V II , Cornell Coll I ipldi DUtrlol L9 I—. John William Dickmas, A.M.. Se.D. William Larrabei Professor of Sociology and Political Scienci I ' lii:, Upper Iowa University, 1888; A.M., Cornel] College, 1904; Se.D., Illinois Wesleyan Universitj 1907; Post-Graduate Work Columbia 1 niversity, I! and 1901; Superintendent Summer Public Schools, L895 1898; Professor in Upper Iowa University, 1888 1894, and from 1898 inui and Dean of the Coll 19U1— . Chables Daniel Neff, .k. .m.. Mub.D. D ecto ■■ v 1 ' v Professo ■■■ 1 ■ . ' ' ■ History, ml I h- ■ .l ' .. AM . Honors, Franklin and Marshall ler, Ps Hus.D., Upper l « ; University ad Conservator} -f Music, Boston, for Organ, Harmony, Theorj and Lectun i Amer ervatory, Chicago, for Piano, Ped President Association, • b airman State Department of ifember M T n and al ional Asso- ts and Ex- Presidents, Upper Iowa University, 19 Elizabeth Nichols, A.m. John U illiam and Emma BisseU Professoi Middleburj College, Phj B) ta Kappa University of Michi I M woi thi . ■ tdun ellowship Brj ii M;i v. r College for 1905 partmenl of English, Normal 3chool ol ' - ■■■ ilea i I i i Instructor in Engl is! • ri I - ' ! ' .■■ 1909-1] I [older of grnduate fellowship in Rhetoi ic al I niversit) of M 1911 fii duate wort i Ihii ago University, 1912, and Michigan i niversity, 1916 11 Pro 1 lish Language and Literature, Upper Iowa l niversity, 1911—. Wli.i.i AM ' . MONGOLD, A.M. • itum iarship ii High Schools al Oklahoma u ( Pai [ enn Principal of Schools al Winnebago, i Superintendent of r of Summer Normal 1 iv, Okla. ; Scholarship raity of i sitj of Chicago, 191 1 : i I ' i ' ii Iowa University, L9 L6 — . Charles Baumeb Swaney, a.m. Professor of History B.D. I ' h I! . Biblical I sity, 1915; Graduate Btudent at Northwest [owa Wesleyan College, 1912; B D nstitute, 1915; A.M., Northwestern Garrett Univer- L 915 17 Fellow in the History Department, Northwestern, 1916-17; Scholastic work completed for Ph T Pro feasor of History, Upper Iowa University 1918 Margaret Jayne Collett, A..B. Director of the School of Oratory Graduate of Wayland Academy and of the Columbia Col- lege oi Expression; A.B., U r Iowa University, lull Leacner of Expression and Physical Training, Michigan Semi- nary, Kalamazoo, Mich. ; Director of Physical Training Y W C. A., Grand Rapids: Professor of Oratory, Washington Stale i ollege; Western Normal College, one year; Upper Iowa Uni- versity, 1911-12, 1916 — . Guv West Wilson, M.S., A.M. Alumni Professor of Biology Curator of Musi urn ■, ' ' ' , ' „, ' , )c 1 , r r i L. ' w , ,: ' v ' ' M,y ' 1! ' ' J: AM - Paw I aiver sity, 1903; M.S., Purdue University, 1906; Member of Sigma Xi: Aid and graduate work, New Yo-k Botanical llnnl™ Graduate work and teacher of Botany in the Extension Divi- vl t-olumbia University; Scholastic work completed for Hi 1 . Assistant Plant Pathologist, North Carolina Agricul- tural Experiment Station; Assistant Professor of Botani State University of Iowa; Associate Botanist. Clemson Agri ' cultural College; Professor of Biology, Upper [owa rjniver sity, 1907 10, 1919—. Author of about fiftj scientific papere i Earl A. Roadman, I ' Ii.H., B.T.B. Pro ■ . rthip, ilml AppUl ll I i Ph.B., I pper I- ton 1 ni . 4 •- jt . L912 Completed residence work fnr n Boston University, 1912 18; Studied Halle i tulle, G rni:iii , 1913-1914; Upper Iowa University, 1919 — . l n. u M. Nee, a.m. Assistant Professoi in Ed I! . Upper lowii Univen Dep rtment w.irk. Rushford, Minnesota, 1920-21; Summer Session University ..( Chicago, 1921; Upper low ity, 1921 — . I; w MONO M. I  t Ml • ' . B.C.E. ' ofessoi o Mathematics and Istronomt B.C.I Instructor in Mathemat i,v mill Engineering sul College, i Instructor in Uatben and Civil Engineering, Howard I niversity, 1911-12; [nstructo stathematici I .-I Applied S ■ ! ppei lown University, 1922 Walter Crosby Van Ness, A.m. Assist (nit Professor and Director of Sub-Fn shut, in Work B.S., Grand River Institute; A.B., A.M.. Member Phi Beta Kappa, Western Reserve University; Teach- er Classical Languages, New Lyme Institute, L883-90 I ' in ' i pa I Sigh School, Ravenna, Ohio, L8! Principal Denison Normal ami Business College, [owa, 1893 IT: Principal Academy, Upper Iowa Universitj I ' M 7 L922; Director of Sub-Freshman Work, L922 - Minnie M. Miller, A.M. Professor of Romance Languages B.S in Education, Kansas State Teachers ' College, L919 A.M., University of Chicago, L923. Instructor in French Latin and History. Gardner (Kansas) High School, L919-20 Instructor in I, aim ami English Literature, Rosedale i ! School, Kansas City, Kansas, L920-22; I pper Iowa Univer- sity, L922 — . Elmer A. Billings St rr tary f tin Faculty Director of School of Business Simpson College, 1912-14 ; Graduate of Simpson College School f Business. Combined (. ' nurse, li ' l . ; Superintendent of Commercial Department of Cedar Valley Junior College, Osage, [owa, 1915-19; Student Field Secretary, Upper Iowa University, summer, ltn i; Director f Scl I of Commerce, Upper Iowa University, L919 — . I. k.i. a M ue Bell, M.B. Mus Bach . lornell College, ... t ' nivt ! Torrens and Harriet Case, lommer 1021, La neva, Wis, Student f Paul Pierre M- V - Wash Collegi work. Bummer, 1923, Cornell College Upper lows ■ sit v. !•• ' Wji.hlk L. HoFF, A.r... M Pi ofe SO ■■■ ! ' ■■ ■ .sirs ; ( t ' h mistry - i assistant in ' meat, Corni Cornell i I ist for National Research Co partment, Ames, Iowa, summer 1920; Cnatructor in I istry, Iowa Bl Ames, 1920-23. M.S. in P i ' hem istry, Iowa State foil ge, 1 923 : Member « f National Honorary Chemical Fraternity, Phi Lambda CTpsilon. Dpp w 1 . I s 8l INDl i , .K. Horrn I University of Oklahoma, Bummer 1921; I i 922 Graduate Btudi i Chandler, Okl 121-22; Instructor in Ho ■ Same II uimon, B.S.D., A..B., A.M. Profi ss ! Latin and G B.SJ) Missouri State Normal School, 1 897 Cniversit  of Kansas, L90] I.M., Univei ' 1 II. ,i,l || I I, p; .in .., I in i;im I - I tolli -■ I 910-15 Hamilton I lolli se, L915 n; . Central College 1918 30 Monticello Si •■ 1921 22 Cotner College L92 [i nary, 192 24; D ppi ■ [o« d I a iversitj . 192 i — . l LB III I ' . .1 WXE I I i l.l ' ( ' . MllilCK Instructor of Ensemble Music I I . John Edward Dob B.S U.D.S I in, 1904; Director i liblelics, Upper I ' M- | Ev i B • Bar d tlii p . ASSISTANTS Mrs. Stella Haas Neff Assistant Instructor in Piano Merle Hicks Assist a nt in Physics Arch Gray Levi Keough Bernard Urenn Stanley Vine Assistants i n ( ' In mistry Kate Proctor Assistant in Comna rcial Emma Burkhart Assistant in Biology Madge Benton Assistant Librarian Pern Urenn Assistant in English Charles Littelle W. A. Hall . a n i tors AH MM The value of an Alumni Association to its parenl College ' ■annul be estimated. The range of possibilities of the Alumni Association of Upper Iowa University, as respects its value to our Alma Mater, is almosl unlimited. When one reflects upon the potentiality of thai vasl army, now scattered to the uttermosl parts of the earth, be knows thai those possibilities cannol be measured or even estimated. The keynote to real results, however, is organization and unity of action, withoul which little can be accomplished. The organization of Upper Iowa Clubs and the occasion of Upper Iowa Banquets in many of ih ' ' Larger towns and cities of our land lias done much to renew the memory and the spirit of college days and has broughl the alumni of all time into a closer cooperation with each other and into a more intimate understanding of the i Is of the Alma Mater and w hat she is doing. The social ami religious activities a1 Upper Iowa her prowess in forensics and on the athletic field, and her splen- did work in the classroom are things to which her alumni point with pride arc the things which, with unity of • ffort, we hope not only to continue, hut to magnify ami in crease ami carry on to a glorious future. With a splendid spirit of helpfulness, many of our alumni return each year to welcome again the familiar scenes and lend that touch which instilU ii.w spirit ami added strength for the t;is| s ahead. To anj who, through long separation, may have losl this spirit, let us say, .loin us m our work, for you know not whal you are missim:. Forrest B. i ' i.w ton ' in. i - i . ; m. Plymouth, [owa lish . onia, VV. S. V„ Pi Kappa Delta, V. W. C. V. I ' n-i Dramatic An Play I, V. W. C. . Pageant 2, Maj I ' .t.- 2, Virginia Bulli- rant iii Grumpy 2, Pawcett Oratorical I . kit.- 3, A(ini:i President ' ■ ' ■. ■ to tin world Hi: in si ii ' in !,■• i In best will comi bael to .«■ i. xt W. I.. Payette, Cowa Zeth, 1 ' . I. Club, II. r. [., Pootball I, 2, 3, Basketball 2, 3, I, Basketball Captain 3, I. Baseball 2, 3, Quartette I, 2, 3, 1. Glee Club ::. i. President ::. Chon 1, l. Zeth President 2, ::. II. I ' . I. President t, Capt. ( lockeran in • ■ II. 1. S. Pinafon . ' Win. I v t,,n in • • Tin- I ' i ince hap, I ■ land ol I ' 1 1 1 1 1 .- 1 in The Ban ier, ' ' V of 2nd Urenn-Holden Prize. • • said it : H must Iii true. I ' kkxx Plymouth, towa ilish — Oratory i. v. s. w.. Gamma Delta Kappa, Pi Kappa Delta, Y. W. C. .. Gamma I  .• L t ; i Kappa President I. Y. W. i ' . A. P i. Y. V. C. . Cabinet 3, W. S. W. 8© 2, President ::. I Senior l. Maj I ' .t. ' l. 2, 3, V. W. ' . . Pageant 2, 3, Debate 3, i. Pawcett II torical test 3, Lake ;. tn- :i 2, . ■. Editor-in-Chiei ol Peacock . .. Collegian st:, iv 2, Loving Cup, Builder of Bridges, The Melting Pot. How happy I could b with either were ih, other bold channel away, but whilt in thus teasi nu togetlter, in neither n word ,i iii I say. .I..SI I ' ll A. l D . [owa Philo, Y. M C . Class President I. I. 1- Glee Club 3, 4, 1 I lioi us 2, ::. I. I ' .i ivcet t Oratorical i Manager 1924 l ' i .. ' .i%. Pestus in Paul the Prisoner I. .. it, i ' ih, li, ran In If lit, otht W ' .m. II. Tate West Union, Cowa History Pi Kappa Delta, Zeth, 11. r. I. ciui,. (J. 1. ciiil,. Football l, 2, I. Baseball 1, 2, Basket- hall 2, . .. Track 3, 4, Intoivolleyinte Del, at. ' ' ■ ' •, I, Second Prize Shade l eliate 4. Class President 3, Vice-President Class 4, Zeth President 2, 3, Secretary-Treasurer II. r. I. Club ■ .. 4. Vice-Presideni Pi Kappa Delta 4. Collegian Staff I, 2, 4, Student Council 4, George Marden, .1. I ' ., in Mr. I ' im Passes By. Ami still the wonder ■ ■  ■ that mn small head could carry all he knew. [rene Gemmell Quasqueton, Iowa llistory- -Oratory Aonia, Gamma Delta Kappa, W. S. W., V. V. C. A., V. W. C. A. Cabinet 1. 2, .:. I. chorus I. _, Glee Club 1. 2. Aonia Secretary ::, President 4. W. s. W. Treasurer 3, Presi dent 4. Collegian Stall ' :;, Grumpy 2. 11. M. S. Pinafore, Polished Pebbles, May Fete 1, 2, V. V. c. A. Pageant 1, 2. Peacock Staff . ' !, Alma in The Barrier 4, V. A. A. Board 4, Student Council 4. Sin lias many admirers but one in par- liriilnr. Eomer Troy Payette, Cowa Political Sci(  -. Zeth, H. IT. I., IT. I. Club, Football 1, 2, . ., Basketball 1, 2, 3, President II. U. I. 3. Night after night he mil Ami hi, mill lux eyes with books. Mabel L. oei.berg Payette, inn a limn, Economics — Political Scit net Aonia. V. W. C. A. Tin grass Stoops not she treads mi it so light. [owa -■ ' ' ia, V. V. C. A.. Pi Kappa Delta, Gam- ma Delta Kappa, Fawcett Oratorical ' test i. 2, Shade Debate 2, Pri eat Girls ' Forensic Association i. Girls ' Debate Team l. Katherine in The Melting Pol i. Mrs. Pethick in The Barriei I Staff er -. Woman slu need no eulogy. Slu sjn aks for l rself. Harold Weli b Faj ettc, Iowa Matin matics D. ( i . Pi Kappa Delta, Philo, V. M. 0. v. Football I. 2, 3, I. Philo President 4. Intercollegiate Extemporaneous Contest 4. Peacoi k st:iiv ::. Athletic Board of Control. idt s in ' . ii ' i I I ' i Ik r. ' ' Alva Gray Minneapolis, Minn. Politii al Si ■ ■ Philo, Jf. M. C. A.. Debate 3, Gospel Team 3, Minnesota University I, -. Football 4, Philo President l. Tin fight thai lies in woman ' s eyes has i , , a mil In art ' s undoing. Martha Jayne West Liberty, [owa • Zeta Alpha, V. C. O., Y. W. ( i.., Biol ical Club, Directoi i Physical Education, Coi College I, 2, Class Treasurer ' ■ ' •. Class I, Y. W. ( Cabinet I. Zeta Vice President l. Senior Play I. ■ ■ . ' . ' . hi i man order m ' about - ■ ■ ' ii man ' . I ill Floyd Webb Oelwein, Cowa Chemistry Philo, V. M. C A., V Cabinet 3; Assist .-nit Business Manager Collegian 2, Band L, ■_ ' , Class Treasurer 1, Geneva Conference 2, Glee Club 2. A lion among tlie ladies is a dreadful thing. Marian Van Horn Fayette, Iowa English Graduate in Piano -!. Zeta Alpha, A. ( ' . O., V. V. C. A.. P. K.. Girls ' Glee Club 1. University Chorus 1, H. M. S. Pinafore 1, Collegian Reporter 1. Y. W. C. A. Pageant 1, 2, ::. May FSte 1. 2, 3, A. C. 0. Treasurer 2, A. ( ' . 0. Vice-President 3, Y. W. C. A. Cabinet 3, Zeta Alpha Secretary 3, Peacoi k Staff 3, Student Council 3, 4. President Red Cross Life Saving Corps 4, Troubadours 4. Zeta Alpha President 4. Pains of love be sweeter far, Than all other pleasures are. Merle G. Hicks Onslow, Iowa istory Zeth. Love makes time pass away — and timt mi 1 1. 1 s inii pass away. ' ' He len Hungerford Fayette, Iowa Eistory Aonia. V. W. C. A. Cabinet 2, 3. Patienct and gentleness is power. Kk.i.i.v Payette, towa Mat he ma Zeta AJpha, A. C. 0., Gamma Delta Kappa, V. V. C. a.. V. w. C. . Pageant L, May Fete i. 2, . ■ Secretarj - ' . . ' President l. Zeta Treasurer 2, Zeta Pn atorj t. W . . . Board i. Excuse Me, the Kitchen, The Barrier. •■ linn dom anything well I ilnnl. ii a to U II tin Clayton I- Ni Omaha, Nebr. Phil athean, D. C. O., Pi Kappa Delta, Class President 1. V. M. Cabinet I, Football I. 2, Basketball I, -. Boyce Debate Prize -. yell Leader t. Collegian smir I. The I ' nt ' ' i. •• Ah. - nci males ' ' ' ■ ' •■ Vincent Kiu.kki.ain Payette, Iowa Political Si Zethegathean, II. I ' . 1.. X.-i li President -. 3, ,, e President 1. 2, Athli t ,-,,i i. i, Football I, -. 3,  • Business Man- The Prince Chap, Glee Club -. Chorus 3, Bus — Manager Mr. Pim Passes By. •• , was ' in Ji Kii.i.kki.mn Payette, lowi History Zeta. •• 1 1,„ modest} is a candle to ih,j n - Vr ink (iiuv Mil apolis, Minn. Sen iter i ' liM , r. I. Club, Biological Club, Pliilo Secretary 2, Vice-President 2, President ::. Pootl nil 1, 2, ::. I. Captain ' . ' , Gospel Team 1. -. I. V. M. C. A. President . ' . Fannj and the Servant Problem, Three Kisses. ■ ' The ( lommutersj ' ' End Man of U. I. I ' . Minstrels 2, Athletic Board of Control ' 2, • , Vice-President Tennis Association :i. I ' . I. U. Chorus ::. Men ' s Glee Club : ' .. Vice Presi- dent of Biological Club t. I Iheer Leader l. President of Student Council t. ' • like work, il fascinates mi . can sii mul liml, ,il il for hams, I lovt In l.i i I ' Il In i ' ii. Hi ' nli ii ul a, II in, i ml „ ' it in mill lilt ills mi In tut, ' ' Wm. .1. Davis Payette, Cowa t ' ln mist i ii -Education Philomathean, Y. M. C. A.. Band 2, ::, l, Orchestra _, ::, I. Le Cercle Frangais ::. Secretary of Committee on Student Ap- pointments • ., Gains in Paul the Prisoner 4. ' ' .III fin , it men art dying and I don ' t feel v i h well myself. ' ' Blanche Curean Waterloo, Cowa English Zeta, V. W. c. A.. Coe College 3, 4. Ii, In h, r virtues r, r,n I, ind; 6i .. . r mills ,i htn, blind. ' ' .4. Donald Magnuson Marquette, Iowa Mnili, matics Philomathean, Y. M. ( ' . A.. Y. M. ( ' . a. i, Gospel Team 1, . ., Class President 1, Vice- President -. Chorus I. 2, :;. II. M. s. pina fore 2, Ruddock in Grumpy 2, Glee ' Inl. :;, Quartette 2, Paul in ' •• Paul the Prisoner 4. Mr. l ' i,,i i„ • Mr. Pirn Passes By 4. Fur In irns mini limn overshoes i lull. ' ' ' Wesl Union, Iowa Gamma Di ta Kappa, Y . W. C. .. Debate 3, University i Iowa i.nw School 4. ■ ■ M ,, . , is li .i i i iv i il O ' er ] i i tii Monona, Iowa - Phil Y. M. C. A.. Y. l. C. A. _. sir I l.-nrv in •• Builder of . -. ' Valentine Wolfe in Grumpy ::. ' • I ! ill I ' C. Smiti Waterloo, towa I. S. T. ( ' .. B. 112. ■ • S THE SENIOR CLASS Joseph Madsen Presidenl Wm. H. Tate Viee-Preaiden1 Martha Jayne Secretary Fern Urenn and IIei.ex Kelly .... Treasurers Dr. Dickman Faculty Advisor Vincent Luce Athletic Representative CLASS YELL Zickety, Zeckety, Lick Lack Live! Ziekety, Zeckety, Lick Lack Live ! Zickety, Zeckety, Lick Lack Live! 1925! 1925! 1925! Seniors. Seniors, Seniors! THE 1. .SS OF 1925 Zickety zecketj lik lak live. Nonsense syllables! Maybe. A pari of the 1925 class yell? i es. Bui thai class has I n able to pu1 meaning into that minglj senseless line, reiterated by its members on so manj occas s. It proven itself able to lik and nol to lak and to be very much alive in the college life al dear old I fpper Iowa, Of ll ighty-eighl people w h mposed the Freshman class for the year nineteen twenty-one and i teen twenty-two bul eighl are to ! • found ami tin- twenty-five who make up the Senior ' -lass of nineteen twenty five. Eighl others by taking summer school work were able to be graduated with 1 1  • - class of twenty four. Several of the class finished the two year -mal course and nt presenl are teaching, while still others are to be found going to other colleges or out in the business world. A few of this class after teaching a year have taken summer school work and will be graduated with their class while still others have returned and are numbered anion- the nineteen twenty six class. Besides the eighl who were Freshmen four years ago enough haw joined to bring the number up to twentj five. We feel thai this class has amply contributed to the welfare of those activities and standards which make [Tpper Iowa College life so peculiarly worth while. Iii general the class has always hen able to give its full quota to such worthy janizations as the V. M. C. A. and Y. V. C. A. cabinets, and Woman ' - Ath- letic Association Board ; the College rchestras and Glee Clubs, Collt gian Staffs, Biology Club, French Club, I ' . 1. Club, and similar groups. In this our Senior year we have three members who are sweater men. Individuals who have received special honors in their college career are not lacking in this class. In nineteen twenty three and twentj four .Mildred Craw- ford was awarded the Amen. -an History i Lai. In thai same year Vincent Luce received second honors in the Holder ITrenn prize, and Alva Graj won a ,,lace on the Shade Debate team. In the fall of nineteen twentj tour William Tate received second honors in the Shade Del, ate and Kern [Trenn also made this team. Kern ITrenn received third place m a National Essay Contesl on the subject, The ' ancellation of Allied War I lebts. This contest was participated in by college students throughout the [Tnited States. We can nol hut express, in concluding this brief a un1 of the activitii this class, the fad thai we feel thai each member wishes for onlj the pleasai and smoothest of path- for their Alma Mater ' s continuing journej . Kadi would acknowledge the debl he owes to this institution, which embodies so much of true friendliness, high ideals, and service. JUNIORS the jpkiikdbs Km OT T OEY M i ' ,, i , I Upha, A. C. 0., Y. V. c. A.. Pi Kappa I  elta, Zeta Tn i iecretarj 3, . I 0. Si cretarj 3, V. W. • I . . .. May I ' . I. ' 1 . i - ' ' ■■■. ' - ade Debate Contest 3, World Fellow- ship Association • ' .. ■ • I In y talk abi nan ' t sphi tlwugh ii liml u lin Neil Pnu I, Lnd. Zethegathean, Rho Sigma Chi, Delta Tau Delta, Class Treasurer 2, Class Presidei lie Universitj 1. Football - ' . 3, Basket- I all 2, 3, cocj Si University i !horus and i louncil -. seek Ins likenes Ruth Wh Wadena, Iowa iiuv.i. V. W. ( ' . A.. May Fete I, 2, V. W. C. A. Pageant 2, Rosa in The Far Away Princess I, Collegian Staff ' - ' . • • Silt in ■ is goldi it. La Verne C. Kit Elgin, Iowa Zeth, H. I . I.. Y. M. I . Football 1, 2, 3, Basketball I, 2, 3, Track Captain 2, Runion in • • The Pi inci ' ' ha ' ' 2. Happy go lucky, but then isith tin [a ' Eleanor Parker Fayette, Cowa Zeta, V. W. ( ' . A.. Kappa Eta Beta, Gamma Delta Kappa, Pi Kappa Delta, Collei stall I. Secretary of class 1. 2, V. V. C. A. Pageant 1, l ' . May Pete 1. 2, Winner of Sis tory MedaJ 1, Puckers in ' ' The Prince Chap - ' , W. A. A. Board 2, Graduate in Oratory 2, President W. A. A. Board ' ■ ' ■■ Girls ' Glee Club ■ .. Captain Girls ' Debate Team ■ .. Winner Shade I lebate 3, Pe u oi b Staff ■ .. Then ' s individuality m a hobby — sl:a t- ing ' s In rs. ' ' Glenn Hartong Nina Springs, Iowa Philomathean, 1st Vice-President of Y. I. C. A. :;, Band, Orchestra, President Student Fellowship for World Service 3, Student Pastor, lama lOir 1, Waucoma 1, _. ::. Uni versity ( ' horns 1. Secretary-Treasurer of Student Council ■ . Member of Upper Town ' on ference 2. •• Un i ml of man ' s existena who from ignobh minus anil revelry could draw vain ,l, light. Dorcas Smith Edgewood, Iowa Zeta AJpha, Y. W. C. A., University Chorus 1, (lhv Club 1, 2. May Fete 2, ' • Polish..,) Pebbles 1, Y. W. C. A. Pageant 2. Her In in i was open us the day. ' ' 1 1. Man. o I 1 ' . Swaktley Fayette. Iowa Philomathean, K. S. ( ' ., Collegian Stall ' 2, University Chorus 1. Men ' s Glee Club -, 3, Student Council ' ■ ' •. Editor-in-Chief of Col- legian ::. Assistant Editor of Peacock 3. Band ■ .. Mendell Quixano in The Melting Pot, Eustace Merrilier in The Barrier. ' ' William Tremblett in Price of Money. ' ' All tlu world ' s ,i stage. v r ' : ■ Hi Randalia, [owa Aonia, V. W. ' . A.. V. W. Pageant I. 2, May Fete I, Junior School f M u i.- 2, Grad o ' Noi mal i se 2. • • In ill: I „ . John l ' ii Payette, l «:i Philomathean, ?. M. C. .. Football I, Basketball 1. 2, Class Pri sident l. 2, P dent of ST. l. C. A. 2, French Club 1. 2, Biological Club 2, 3, Men ' s Glee Club 2, Male Quartet 1. 2, 3, University Chorus 1. Student Pastoi 1. 2, 3. Wouldn ' t sweat In hit his ilinmb with E Whi Decorah, [owa Zeta Alpha, I li I b 1, V. . C. .. pa Eta Bel 0( k Staff 3, Maj Fete 1. 2, V. V. Pageant 1. 2. ■ ■ Ichy and wayward. ' ' Levi Krough Plymouth, Iowa Zethegathean, D. C. I .. Biological Club, . M. C. A.. Pi Kappa Delta, Football I, 2, 3, Baseball 1 . 2, Class President I, Gospel Team I. 2, 3, V. M. C, Pn - dent I, 1 M. C. A Treasure! 2, Zeth Pn 3, Treasurer 2, Assistant in Chemistry : ' •. D. C, V. P Debate 2. When Krnv J. ti.k Fayette, [owa Zeta A 1 1 ■ 1 1 .- 1 . Kappa Eta Beta, Gamma I •• 1 1 :i Kappa, Secretary Life Saving Corps 3, Editor-in-Chief of Peacock 3, Vice-Presi dent Student Council 3, President Kappa Eta Beta 3, Secretary Kappa Eta Beta 2, Vice President Gi la Delta Kappa 3, Set 1 retary Gamma Delta Kappa _, May Pete ' - ' . Glee Club I. W. A. A. Board 3, Lillian in The Price of Money. •• ' she will, s)u will, and you may de- pend an ' I. . i n,l if sin won ' t, sin won ' t, and lit ii ' s I lii end mi ' t . ' ' Bedel D. Reif Bismarck, N. 1 : i k . Philo, V. M. C. A., Student Council 3, Band I. l ' , :;. Business Manager of Collegian 2, Business Manager of Peacock 3, Trouba- dours • ' ■. Gospel Team 2, Philo Treasurer ' ■•. i lass Treasurer _. Business before pleasure. l i:h ' i:iK l. Smith Cresco, [owa Ionia, V. W. C. A.. V. W. Cabinet 2, V. W. Pageant 1. 3. The Melting p t ::. The Neighbors ' ' 2. ■■Sli, mills hi hi i iiiiiI hill nut In hi ill i ill. ' ' 1 1 irold 1 1 i;n wood Aurora, [owa Zeth, V. M. C A.. French Club, Biological Club -, ::. President Biological Club ::, Cho- rus 1. Glee Club 2, Band 1. 2. . ' ' .. Troubadours :;. II. M. s. Pinafore, Zeth Vice Pn si ■ lent ' 2, Secretary-Treasurer of I . I. U. Forensic Association 3, Polished Pebbles 1 . ' ■ ( lome int of tin ' Kitchen ' ' 2. • • 117 so ilull a loix r, Prillm , why si, ilull n lover? Mam. -ktt Cresco, [owa Glee Club 2, 3, Chorus 1, 2, 3, Aonia, SI lowship 2, ::. Orchestra 3, Pol ished Pebbles 2. things ot what tin n si i in. LIT Zeth, V. l. i ' . V •• . a iik blushing red . tli down ' In In ml. . [owa i . i E. Bai Poplar Bluff, Mo. Zeta-Alpha, Orchestra l ' . : ' •. fellowship for World Sen-ice 1. :. ' . 3, Pi icoi k Staff : ' •. ■ it hill sili ■ ' ■ ' ■ ■ ' m.i. Wesl Union, l «:i Coe 1. 2, Philo, R. S I • • Thoughts . ' Tin y art m is. Emm M. I ' .i ukiiakt s . r , J . .w .-. Aonia, W. A. A., Y. W. C. A., Biological Chili. Y. W. C. A. Pageant 3, Biological Club Secretary 3, W. A. A. Board 3, May Pete 2, Peacock Staff 3, Botany Assistant 3, Biological Club Treasurer 4, Winner of Tennis Tournament 2. Emma is true as she is fair. Mak.torie Daskam Cresco, Iowa u,ii;,, V. W. C. A., W. S. W., Glee Club ::. ' horns ::, Y. Y. C. A. Pageant 1, 2, 3, May Pete 1, 2. • • Sih net said In r way; Still sin- wooed Mm for a word. Florence Martin Floyd, Iowa Aonia, May Fete 1, 2, 3, The Neighbors. ' - Y. W. C. A. In sooth she was a robust maid. Stanley Vine Sumner, Iowa Philomathean, R. S. C, Track 2, Chemistry Assistant ' ■ ' •. I hare an eye for her that ' s fair. Hi lalia, [owa Kappa, i eais, ¥. W. C. A.. Graduate Normal se 2, Graduate Scl 1 t Orator} 3, V. Oratorical Contesl 3, • ' The Melting Pol ' ' :;. The Barriei 3. - Harry I ' .. Pond Payette, [owa l; S. C, Zeth, Football 1, MacFarland in ■ • Bi llitted, ' ' Solon Tucker in ' ' lomi mi the Kitchen, The Prince Chap. ■ - ,.„,, thi ■ d „.„; around advising tin li cutoff — Bdgev I. [owa Zeta, Maj Pete -1. ■■sin is a maid so very meel Tluii ' n In r shoes n fust to squ • i;l M.I ' 1 :: i OUtll, l «:i Phil athean, D. C. I ' .. Football I, 2. 3, Captain 3, Basketball I. 2, 3, Baseball I. - ' . troubadours 1. ' ■ ' •. Assistant Editoi Colli gian 2, Ed toi Chii a 1, I en • Vssistanl ' ■. £ . M C V. U. I. ( ' In!.. •■li .. deserves well needs not another ' s ■ . ' ' Harriet Barrett Fayette. Cowa Zeta, Gamma Helta Kappa, V. V. C. A. Cabinel 2, 3, May Fete 2, Secretary W. A. A. 2, 3, Secretary Women ' s Forensic Asse ciat ton _, • , Band 2, : ' .. The reason firm, tin temperate will. BURDEEN Mavis Fayette, Lu a Zetli, R. S. ( ' ., Advertising Manager L925 Pe LCOCK . ' I. Wearing all thai weight of learning lightly III,, a fiovn r. ' ' Cl ' .I.IA Morp Fayette. lew a Annia. V. W. C. A., May Fete 2. ••Fur fearless virtue bringeth boundless inn a. Elmer R. Yh,son Fayette. Cowa Philomathean, Footliall 1, ' I ' rack 2. •• tin much wonder Hint ont mini, seeing how much another man is a ' ' when In dedicates his behaviors in love, will beconn tin niiiii mi a l f li ' y miii scorn hit falling in Inn . ' ' IIauki Elgi Zeta Alpha, A. C. 0., V. W. c. A.. Glee Club l. :;. ( ni . . rail Cho I, 3, A. C. O. Treas- urer 3, ' .i l •■■ 1. Y. W. Pageant 1. ■ • Tlu light thai inkr Hankeye, [owa Philo. Marie Bills mar, Iowa Zeta-Alpha, Y. V. C. A., I..- Cerele Fras Girls Glee I ub 1, 2, CJniversitj i Ihoi 2, CI ii Le ' lercle Franc,aia L, - ' . May losephine in H. M. S. Pina- 2, Winifred in Polished Pebbles ::. Si cen Laat Words oi Christ I. Y. W • . Pageant I. 2. • ■ Varii ty is tin spia of Rarl Grimsby ffev Hampton, [owa omathean, Y. M. C. V. Cabinet, The Student Fellow ■lun 1924 ' - ' ■ ' . Track, 81 Y Conference at Des Moines 1924, - mi tiuu s I Ihinl iiii,i ' . THE JUNIOR CLASS NE1L Piebce President Harold Heywood Vice-President Harold Swartley Secretary Treasurer Professor Hoke Faculty Advisor CLASS YELL Rickety, Rackety, Rackety. Rix ! Rickety. Rackety, Rackety. Rix! Rickety. Rackety. Rackety, Rix! 1926! 1926! 1926! Juniors! Juniors! Juniors! CLASS COLORS Blue and Gold II [OR DI RY in the fall of 1922 ;i group of some sixtj young men and women assembled ther en the campus as the Freshmen of Upper [owa, Thej were green l)iii growing, as was soon found out. In a few weeks the} adapted themsi campus lit ' ) ' and soon were true Upper [owans in spiril The class scrap, which is always so importanl to Freshmen and Sophomores, soon came and the first real need for class organization was felt. The scrap made i he class a unit. After a futile all night chase for the elusive Sophs we rael them on the foot- ball field ill) ' next morning, where in a verj shorl i im - all wei ur prisoners, including several Sophomore old ladies and photographers. We had achieved our firsl victory and some recognition fr the studenl body. The class soon took an interest in outside activities and made themselves further known. The regular football team had in its ranks five Freshmen, one of whom was chosen tn captain the team the following season. We were also well represented in the Troubad -s and the Fawcetl Oratorical Contest. At the annual inter-class basketball tourney our class romped a aners. Two lit ' our men became letter men on the varsity tram. In baseball one of our men was given a letter. During our Sophomore year we again maintained our interest in athletics, placing six letter men in football, two in basketball, and two in track. Again we carried off the cup in the inter-class basketball tournament. We again pro- .■ led ti annex the class scrap victory in spite of the fad thai we were nt- numbered three to one in some of the contests. The girls were responsible in a great way for a victory, winning their contest with the Frosh. However, il pretty hard to drag ten husky, sis fool men across a river, ami it was nol done, sn as a resull of this facl we won again. We were represented in tin- Troubadours, forensic work, the 1 ' s. ' Glee Club, and on the Collegian staff. In the latter we furnished both the editor and i he business manager. As Juniors we have the privilege of editing the Pi u o k, which we ho] e to be the besl volume thai has ever been put out. Again our class has contributed the talents of her members for various outside activities and organizations, soi f n-hich include Glee Clubs, Troubadours, forensic work a member of our class winning the Shade Debate), an editor for the Collegian, five letter men in fi ball one of which is the captain and one the captain elecl . two letter men in basketball (one of which was the captain . For a third time we won the boys ' inter-class basketball tournament. This is quite a record and we hope to make it four times by winning nexl year. We have had practicallj the same team for three years and will have the si team nexl year. The girls won second place in the girls ' inter-class tourney, We also have in the past three years furnished three Y. M. C. A, Presidents, besides having members nt ' our class in the Y. M. and Y. W. abinets. We arc pr I of our class and we believe it to be one of the hest in the history )■! ' the scl I. We look hack on the pasl two years spent here at Upper fowa with pleasure and in this, our Junior year, we arc still loyallj struggling for the !_ ' i  l of Upper [owa and ourselves. SOPHOMORES Miller, Smith, Morrison, Hill. Kirwin, Oberfell, Emmert, Whitney, Lauriteen, Crane, tfossei Barth, Krug, Knudson, Larson, Ili.vi. Borland, Hotchkin, Corbett, Gordon, I [man, Bogert, Clark, Roberts, Lewis, McElroy, Meyer. SOIM IOMORKS Will Donnafred always ! • a Baker? What makes Charles Big I ler! How is Ruth like a Bake-oven . ' I liiw is Eu-nice . ' K Marian Barth a Jj I s Eliza-be1 on !ornell . ' Is Maude a rord i on knot . ' I v Pauline always Blunt . ' How did (Catherine Kir-win VVhit- nej . ' How-ard Borland like Beatrice if she didn ' i giggle Would a Cram hold a Carl itonl lias Vera a I eck ' er cards . ' 1 1 ' Lloyd is a i ! [man bow did he Win a Fred 1 f haunt zined hen did Ado phal . ' I toes Thelma Knud sin . ' Is Harry Krud . ' Is a be! Linger inu for a man . ' Is Fred Larl ' s son : I oes l. ' -W is Lye . ' Is Ger old enough to give l ir(a) kiss; Is Smith the Royal George . ' Is ( lharles alwaj s Sully . ' Is Merrill a Sargeant-in-arms ? Is Gladys Rich ■ Glad is the girl whose days are al- ways ( nay. W ' hai do Alfred and all Men zelf When will 1. B. in the Meyerl What lines Mor ' - ' an from David. ' Is Leola .Mmc a son than a daugh- I oes Bessie li ■ in an t M licrg . ' .May Minnie be a Miller ! If Charlotte go s to the .Mills does Lloyd Necker ! Does Leonard always say Noi sir ! The ice broke because Ruth Oberfell. Did Smith Rob berl I toes 1 [elen Turner around . ' What is Cora Well nerl What does Lois Hall. ' Who will Lett Merlie llaz e Why does the Pinch stay near the Clif! Is ( teorge really a 1 tenn I Does Mil-dred the Hill: Kin Florence make Hootch . ' Does C.l.aire his ideas from the pulpit . ' Does Ted Hungerfor l i the Horn plentj - ' I las Earl Jen □ ir two . ' Will Edith always be a Keig ! I  oes Merle Kluck i at i horn . ' Is Aeschliman as good to Blanche as chlorine . ' Is Marjorie Archie ' s Self . ' Is I ma Emmerl [dlle Wln ' ii is Lou at eas FrEdtoHi THEY a- FRESHMEN I uni h ' incb I ' nll Hod ton V«lk«, I i.l.ll. Mill, i Bui • del i i..tii 1. 1 i .. .,1.11 iv G0 ' o,;, , M-;i f n , 1 ' 1 ! : |i , ' 1 i ' • ' ' ? Ub , ish ' ? ohnson j Sr ' ' AUyn. Bortner, Bray, Barrett, Buxton, Sanders, 1,111 . ' ' l- ' ttel. Sei ' dorl, k,,i,,. fa le Knight, SSehroeder, Rawson, Neuman Nuss M. I,,,, man ' Kruso ' ' ' ■ ' « ■ Edgar, Roll , Baker, Fox, Schwarti, Hakmon. Baker ' sla ' lmake?. FRESHMEN I Hummim II lollhmia, w hi n j . Hull, Sinn ' ■ FRESHMAN ACTIVITIES This year ' s Freshmen were too rebellious for the stricl Sophs and several of them were disqualified from the class scrap because they dared to remove their green caps before the se1 date. These enthusiastic Freshies who were on the Black List were kind enough to present an impromptu program at Chapel service, under the capable chairmanship of that well known Sophomore, Earl Grimsby. The annual class scrap between the Freshmen and Sophomores took place Tuesday, September 30th. The first event of the day was the search for the Sophomore colors. After being fooled by finding some fake colors, the day was saved by Watson ' ' Columbus ' ' Sheldon, who secured the right colors just be- fore the time was up. The sack rush followed and it was easily won by the Freshmen. The third and fourth events were the Sack Race and the Girls ' Track Meet, both of which the Sophs won. At noon the Freshies renewed their vigor at a pi cnic dinner with the Juniors. Then they hiked to Gooseberry Island where they met their Waterloo in the form of a Tug-of-War across the raging Volga. The experience of the Sopho- mores coupled with the advantage of choice of sides gave them the victory. The Freshmen took defeat nobly and their grief was assuaged that evening by a delicious feast of grapes at the expense of the Sophomores. The Freshmen later gained full reprisal by defeating the Sophomores iii the Inter-Class Basket- Ball Tournament. FRESHMAN FEATURES Warm Disposition Chit dmusemt nt Emily Ai.lvx .... Pious .... . Orating Wilma Bailey . . . Flirtatious .... Beryl Bernice Baker . . . Pleasant Grinning Marcus Baker . . . Ornery Manuel ' s Maynabd Bakes . . . Overworked .... Loafing Warren B kk.r . . . Playful Epwortli League Virgil Barrett . . . Dreamy Playing clarinet I ; i rii Bayless . . . Critical Playing nurse Richard Brxr.su . . . Fickle Botanj Mabel Boehm .... Sparkling Levi(tis) Lloyd Berg .... Boastful His sax Rt hi BILLS .... Dainty Looks Hazel Bortner . . . Musical Lib. dates Lucille Bray .... Coquettish Vanity Pair Donald Burget . . . Happy-go-lucky . . . Kidding Daddy Edith Buxton . . . Modest Helping with dishes John Carvey .... Nice High School girls Orlean Cayou . . . Dashing Laughing Barbara Chant . . . Gushing Talking in her sleep Lei. aii Chapman . . . Sober Week ends Robert Clothier . . . Sleep} Chapel KvRi.r. Cook ir.v Giggling Carrie Crawford . . . Studious Historj Harold Curry . . . Knowing Preaching Nellie Davis .... Quiet Books Roger Dooley .... Fighting Rolling his eyes Juliet Doughty . . . Agreeable Alice V iola Edgar .... Comical Giggling Robert Pox .... Egotistical S udying Charles Hums . . . Reserved Bookkeeping Donald Gould .... Sarcastic Skating . NIS Edith Gul.hi i HALL . Iak Hanson . II Mini. [i IIawn . Boyd Hodson . I Id h MAN BO] III MS houewood Marion Humhiston BO II I K v. I Ilici Johnston i . I caki. Knight . I.I I 1 1-1 -h Km. I. MAN Km sk J Ki BISH . Ai.vin Ki iIDDLE David I.itti.i.i. . ■ ! ORD . John Lyford . Robert Mi i Robert Mi I.k ise I ' .mu. Martin . Ada Miller Edward Xkiman Xis . Lreke Opperude i iorothea i kh . DER Parker ■ (Carle Pa i l.i i ii. i.k Patti in Payne Naomi Pullen Ki a R Rennison I .• I I ' I ■ I Si hafer 81 HENKE Gerald Si hori M i Si HORI Arnold Si hutte G eorgi 8 Si dorf Sara Seedobf . Watson Sheldon 3IMEB N ' AOMI S i i . i Si ii ID I.K . Weli ii WllHCHY . i- Willi tc inn Mildred Wilkins Eldo Wii i.i a ms ' I I.I.I WIS . Kl.MKIC .INK ' ■ ,■■ Talkal less Earnest Peppj . Wild i londescending Pleas Flighty . Livelj Reserved nental Sociable Tolera n Gentle Vg able Scholastic ified ' I Insin. Happy . 1 1-, ei I ii Pickle . Genial . [jetic Flightj . Maul] . I Igot istic Unusual Mischii Sweet ■Tusl right I na1 ured I lignified Effected I 1 1 . 1 : 1 S ! i 1 1 1 , i Finicky Loval le Jolly Friendly Mice ' . I nal 1 1 !■ Happy . Bashful Easy I aqui . Mice ffei tic. st ud ious able Musical . Bold ralkal ive . Flirtal ious Heart] l ' i iendly Warlike ' • i lhant i ing st ud o Fresh M.i is Suscepl i Mi .1 miu i I fetes sing mice Shorn b Wiit Bol Liz; Basketball glide iel Team Spanish S Talking ■ • presidents ' ' Boxing Keeping warm ■ ■ oice • • • Public S • i Ira Express Glee Club Parkering Marj French I lebates Spending Prohil it ion Wilma Helping i ' • race l.nllv pops Violin i looking Basketball Freezing ' em heading (little) whistle isiting South Hall Girls Plaj ing voile] ball Asking qui - 1 I lebating Reading r i ii.- falsi ■ st ud] ing i licero Losing temper Playing jazz 3 ;ing • • Emmie ' Dating ' s Math IT8 ing dates E erj i liing amping ' ' Jeff l usic and athli Si U I ng • ■ vi ' eaj ing Green Cap ' ' Bragging Cliarley, M] Boj ing Vamping Speculating on Chapi OWERCIflL C( l MHIU ' I AL 1 Hurd, Doufcht; CLASS OFFICERS President .... Vice President Secretary and Treasurer Alice Fleming Auxni.ii SCHUTTE Bessie Doughty (Miiss blotto: l ' .n. ' vitv i the son] of wit. Iii the fall of ' 24 In the midst of Love and Loi There appeared a1 U. I. I ' . Six specia] students brave and true, Seeking know ledge, a1 this college, Dear old U. I. U. In the spring of ' 25 These same students still survive. Will go in to do their best, Dea lie-! ' little for the rest, Who remain and yearn Whal they might learn Ai dear U. I. I . ATHLETICS I cot D 4I FOOTBALL 1924 Keller F. B. r.itw s. II. Luce • ' . B. I ' M.- ■ E. I . Kboucb I. i. I G. PERSONNEL B f i • 1 1 : i . i • n: ■ ■ ■ ■ Q. i: LINEMEN i (Captain) an .. E. , I.. I . K Hi i B, . Randall .. 11. Tate .. . Bobi IND i:. II. Simpson .. ' . KlLLERLAIN B. . ' . McLeesi . ' .. Barrett .. ' . i GAMES Septembei L ' 7 St. Thomas 6 i Ictober in IVim 26 i Ictober 17 si. Ambrose i I Ictober 25 Luther Ictober ::i Ellsworth (i November l I 1. s. T. C. November ■_ ' T Simpson 29 owa n owa OWa II owa 7 owa ' i owa I ■•( k h ' ball seas . 1924 In response to the firsl official i incemenl of the opening of the football - n. thirty men answered the call. Only two men were lost by graduation and practically ;ill the new materia] possessed size and soi experience on high sell. k.I teams throughout the country. Before the firsl game was played, two letter men, Ted Elungerford and Vine Luce, sustained injuries thai eliminated t hem for t he en1 ire season. The firsl game of the season, September 27, was played with St. Thomas al St. Paul. The Peacocks, outweighed fifteen pounds to the man, pul up a good fight, holding the Cadets scoreless until the third quarter. The only score of the game came when St. Thomas broke through and recovered a blocked punt, smash jng 23 yards for ;i ti to victory. iiii October 10, Dorman ' s men journeyed to Oskaloosa. The Peacocks were urn up to their proper form as numerous fumbles paved the waj for a 26 to defeat. Patterson, diminutive quarterback, scored two touchdowns in the third and one in the fourth period. The feature of the game was his 95 yard run for ;i touchdown after intercepting a pass. The next game was played with St. Ambrose, October 17. al Davenport. The major pari of the game was played n even terms until the final quarter. After recovering a blocked kick, the Saints bpened an aerial attack thai marched them down the field for ;i 7 to o triumph in the lasl second of play. The llni soming game, October 25, with Luther resulted in ;i 7 to 7 tic ' . The local warriors were superior in every department, playing oi E the besl games ever witnessed ii the Blue and White gridiron. The entire game was played in Luther territory, ;i fumbled punl on the Peacocks ' 15-yard line gave the visitors their only chance to push over ;i touchdown. Upper Iowa ' s touchdown came in the fourth quarter as a resull of Alva Gray ' s brillianl offensive play in;:. During the game Aha smashed through the Luther line for a total of l s yards. The trip i Iowa Falls. October 31, proved the supremacy of Doc ' s boys in a victorious 9 to n game. In the firsl quarter Tate and Gray smashed 17 yards for the initial counter. In the third period, rather than chance a touchdown Ellsworth allowed the Peacocks a safety. Only for the lack of time and punch Upper Iowa would have scored two more touchdowns as the ball was on the four inch Line several times. The Peacocks registered another victorj November II by defeating the State Teachers h to n on the local gridiron. All attempts to stop the onslaught of Doc ' s mighty piLrskm warriors were futile, smashing their way through the Pedagogues ' line for • ' !)!• yards and eighteen tirst downs. The only touchdown made came in the third quarter when through the united efforts of eleven blood- thirstj men. Upper Iowa advanced the ball ninety yards across the Teachers ' goal. This game can be considered as ;i good display of the superior coaching tactics of nr own mentor, Dr, John Dorman. simp-.,, ii proved then- right for the conference championship in the Thanks- giving game by defeating Upper Iowa 29 to on the Payette arena. This was undoubtedly the hardest gan f the season, being replete with the highest type of sportsmanship by both teams. Mercer and McCoy, the two scoring aces for the Workmanites, suet led in placing over counters in the second and fourth periods. The last touchdown was g resull of a fumbled pass which was scooped lip by llalladay who ran thirt yards to the ' _ ' ' al line. At the (dose of the s,.;ivnn Doc and .Mrs. Dorman invited the squad to a delicious banquet At this time John DeLong was elected Captain for the 1925 season. BASKETBALL 1925 Luce, Forward I ' kkxx. Guard Kipi.k, Center 1 Leese, Guard January 14 Ellsworth January 19 Western Union January 20 Buena Vista January 30 l ' ellll February 3 I. s. T. ( ' . February . Luther February 9 Simpson February 11 Luther February 13 Parsons February 18 I. S. T. ( ' . February 24 Simpson February 2: Penn February 26 Parsons PERSONNEL Sullivan, Forward I, MHITZKX. Ci III, I Dooley, Forward Larson, Center McElroy, Forward SUMMARY OF GAMES At Fayette At LeMars At Storm Lake At Fayette At Cedar Kails At Fayette At Fayette At Decora! At Fayette At Fayette At [ndianola At Oskaloosa At Fairfield Sanders, Guard Pierce, Guard Viii.k, Center Barrett, Guard 20 [pper Iowa 27 20 l Fpper Iowa 21 23 Ipper Iowa •)• 20 fpper Iowa 4S :;i fpper Iowa 14 40 1 ' pper Iowa 23 26 •pper Iowa 30 39 1 fpper Iowa 16 39 pper Iowa 20 19 pper Iowa 8 38 ' pper Iowa 28 26 •pper low a 2. ) 47 ' pper Iowa 14 Bones ' BU ' DOC ' S. CAGERS. Dccl Mac I Chuck BASKETBALL SEASON 1925 Before the spiril of the football season had subsided a squad of thirty aspi- rants were in action on the elongated rectangle. In spite of the fact thai Captain Bonker, an all-conference guard of last year, failed to enter school a strong (ram was soon under development. Although the local aggregation failed to capture the coveted decision in every game the season can be considered successful as a whole. The first encounter of the season was ai home with the strong Ellsworth ne1 rustlers January 14. The game was hotly contested bu1 the superior ability was eventually to tell in a 27 to ' JO victory for Upper [owa. Doc ' s thinly clads nexl journeyed to Le -Mars where they bumbled Western Union 2] to 20 and the following night, January 20, were nosed out by Buena Vista 23 to 24. The Peacocks played a stellar floor game and Led until the last few minutes of play. The team was greatly weakened when Lauritzen was removed on personal fouls. Penn retreated with a heavy loss from the local arena January 30 with a 48 to 20 tally against them. The superior tactics of Doc Dorman proved fatal to the visitors in a lopsided contest. So secure was the final decision that the utility men were all inserted in the last period of play. ( n February :! the Peacocks motored to Cedar Falls where the Teachers ' Strong offense favored them in a decisive victory. The second game with the Tutors af Payette, February 18, was a battle from start to finish. The first half ended ' _ ' to f or the I. S. T. C. Morgan, center on the Pedagogue crew, pene- trated the loop at an impossible angle for the only marker of the half. With this baseball score against them the Blue and White sharks outplayed and out- fought the opposition but failed to hit the basket consistently, the result taking the form of a 19 to S win for the old rivals from down state. Luther invaded the Fayette camp February . and forced the crippled Peat k crew to defeat. A return game, played a1 Decorah, February 11. found Dor- man ' s men oft ' form and unable to adjust themselves to the strange floor, emerg- ing on the short end of an advanced score. The Simpson crew were routed to the tune of 30 to 26 on February ! on the local hardwood. The Peacocks produced the old fighting spirit, battling fiercely through an overtime period for a glorious victory of supremacy. The home frame with Parsons. February Pi. caught the Upper Iowa dribblers off form, many easy point shots being missed allowed the opposing contenders an early lead. The slow forming defense of the Blue and White proved to be the main approach to the :!fl to ' 20 victory for Devine ' s men. The Peacocks (dosed the season in a three-day trip by receiving the short tally in games with Simpson. Penn, and Parsons. The Simpson and Penn games were closely contested. Upper Iowa holding a commanding lead until the last few seconds of play. Luce is the only man lost from the entire squad by graduation and with a few flashy prospects in si rht the Peacocks should be the conference title holders next season. With the proper amount of material Coach Dorman with his superior ability in all athletic lines will develop a team of champions possessing the necessary amount of assurance. B l-.l! LI. 1924 PERSONNEL l li. .Inn 1 IORM . Wai.i er Fai.b . lu rs ' Charles Reitz Cati It Pred I. ■■. N ' lull, Levi Kri Walter Falb, Pai i. Kii.i.n . Third I In i; ■ i:i. i Bast Shortstop Char . ■ i ! i , Sight 1 Bill Tate, Bight I ,1, rs GAMES II I.MUII d M El i: . , St cond Bast - I i : I I i OERFORD, . . ' ■ I ll I April 1- Coe there April 19 Cornell there April 26 St. llaf I here May 7 Central hen May 12 I. S. T. C. here l.n 16 I. s. T. ( ' . there • I une 3 I. mi her i hen June 5 Sumner here l| I ! I ' l ' I I I I I I I I per [owa (i per lu ;i (i per Iowa 7 per l  ,-i 13 per towa 1 per [owa 5 per towa I per [owa 1 BASEBALL SEASON 1924 The baseball season of 1924 opened with bright prospects. The first call for candidates was answered by four of lasl year ' s varsity nine, a number of the old squad, and several new proteges. The appearance of Reitz and Larson solved i he hurling problem for 1 )oc. The opening game of the season was played al Coe. Although the Peacocks were on the short end of a 7 to i score the game was fast and full of thrills. The feature of the game was a home run by Hungerford. The five runs being brought in in the seventh showed that the boys were giving their best. On April 1! ' . the second game of the trip, Cornell served Dorman ' s men an upset iii a (i to victory. Although the score does not indicate it. the game was a pitching duel from start to finish. Larson allowed but five hits and struck out twelve men. The Peacocks threatened to score many times but were stopped by the hurling of Paulson. The first home game April 26 with St. Olaf resulted in a 7 to (i victory for Upper Iowa. Plenty of excitement was supplied for the fans. The score stood three all at the end of the ninth. The Oles counted three times in the first frame of the eleventh only to be excelled by four men crossing the plate for the locals in the last inning. The next game on the local diamond. ' Slay 7, proved the supremacy of the Peacocks over Central. The Central nine were outclassed in every line of a 13 to 5 game. At the start the game looked even but soon Dorman ' s men began to hit the ball almost al will, piling up a big lead in the early frames. i n May 12 the state Teachers invaded the local camp and carried away the lout;- end of a 5 to 1 score. Luck was against the Peacocks, making two errors. both of which cost them runs. The game was more even than the score indicates as the Line and White warriors were put at a great disadvantage in the early part of the game by the hie- lead the Tutors obtained. The second game with the Teachers May 16 at Cedar Falls proved to he an- other victory for the Tutors, (i to 5. The game was not won until the last of the ninth when the Pedagogues put over the tying and winning scores. Reitz pitched a wonderful game hut got the worst of a uumber of decisions. In t he Luther game at Deeorah. June :!. [Jpper Iowa was defeated 15 to 4. The Peacocks were decidedly off form and unable to find their usual hitting eye. Reitz allowed several costly hits anil the support was not up to standard. The Commencement game with the Sumner semi-pro team closed the season with [Jpper Iowa victorious 10 to 4. The old winning spirit prevailed, the Pea- cocks displaying a distinguished brand of hall ami excelling in every department of the game. TRACK SE ). l ' 04 PERSONNEL LaVebn Kiii t Coach l dasli Hun ' gerkokd, relaj sprints 1 1 1 1 i ol It, broad jump Parnsw ob i ii. i.i • hurdles half mile i i:. i wo mile BOESS, high jump alf and quarter mile V ' alf mile, relay Hron, half mile Gbimsb ' s . one Kiple, dashes, relaj . discus, shol Win i s i ' ) . high Inn dies, javelin, i THE FOURTH MAJOR SPORT AT UPPER IOWA After many years of non-participation in conference track meets I ' pper towa developed the sporl lasi spring and placed a team in 1 1 1 ■ competitive column. Kiple .1 given the position ;i coach and succeeded in his performance on the track as well. In order to increase the interesl of the spun and determine the ability of aspirants in the studenl body an inter-class track meet was held, the Juniors emerging victorious. The meel was a complete success and exposed considerable material to ! • used in representing the college, A dual meel was held a1 Decorah with Luther. The local aggregation took first place in Beveral events but lacked the necessarj number of points to capture 1 he final decision. Professor Billings «ill coach the track team this spring and expects t place strong contenders in each evenl in the field and on the track. Coach Billings took ;i special course in track methods al Iowa Citj lasi summer and in addition -.••. considerable natural ability in coaching principles. ( . I. CLUB ch, I ' rfiin. DeLong, Krough, Troy, Lmce, Kiple, Sullivan, Tate SWEATEE MEN Homer Troy Basketball 2, Football 3 William Tate Foot .a 3 Archie Cray • oot .a 4 Bernard I ' renn . . Football 2, Basketball 3, Baseball I k Verne Kiple . . Track 1, Football 2, Basketball Vincent Luce . . Basketball 4, Football 3, Baseball 1 Charles Sullivan . Baseball 1, Basketball 1. Football x De Long Football 3 Levi Krough Football 2, BasebaH Harold Welch Football 4 LETTER MEN Howard Borland Baseball Ted Hungerford Football 1. BasebaU Adolph Lauritzen .... B iis.-l.ii 11 1, Hasketl.ii Robert U. Lease Basketball EOGER DOOLEY Football 1, Earl Keller Alva Gray Ellwood Volks ' ' ■ ' Charles Bigler Baseball Fred Larson Basketball Revel Randali Harold Heywood Basketball Football Football Football Track i; YS ' Tot R.NAMENT The Annua] Invitational High School Boys ' Basketball Tournament was held Februarj l ' l ' 7. and was witnessed bj a multitude of enthusiastic friends of Upper Iowa. The purpose of this t namenl is to acquainl the various prospective stu- dents of Upper Iowa University with the high ideals and principles maintained mi the campus both in athletics and scholastic standing. We hope thai ibis tournej has proved a proper incentive to those who are interested in a college career. Eighteen teams were entered in the two-day elimination contest. A high de- gree of sportsmanship was maintained by all players in competition which always assures the success of such an occasion. It was indeed a pleasure to entertain such a representation of college aspirants. ' I ' lir Dunkerton team «Ih were runners-up last year displayed a last offense and a flash; defense which gained for them the coveted trophy. The Payette thinly clads claimed the honor of competing in the finals, being given second place, and the consolation game going i Quasqueton. Competition was verj keen in mosl of the games. Oneida and Wesl Union played a close game in which Oneida overcame a two-poin1 lead ami won in the last few minutes of play. Cresco met their Waterloo in Dunkerton. The final re does no1 indicate tin ' speed of tin- game as it furnished a constant exhibi- tion of perfected team work. Rowan ami Brandon played an overtime game which furnished the crowd with plenty of excitement. ' n the eve of the first round Payette and Plymouth staged a combal thai had a questionable outcome until the final reporl sounded. Quasqueton and Maynard had a real battle in the consolation game. Maynard led the firsl tin- |uarters of the fray, Quas- queton coming from behind in the last quarter to claim third place. The final game between Payette and Dunkerton proved the supremacy of the latter five. It was vvithoul question the fastest and besl display of basketball tactics mi the elongated rectangle during the entire tournament. Ouyer of Dunkerton was selected as the mosl valuable man to his team. His playing stood ou1 above all other competitors, being a strong defensive player atel a consistent hasket shunter. sei rim_ r 52 points in four games. ' Bound Ifi Elgin Ifi Rowan I I luasoueton 6 Payette Hi Quasqueton ■ RoUIld nt 25 Dunkerton Is I Si mi Finals I ■•;.■..• Is Maj s Hunk. -rton Ci hi 12 Maynard 9 Mills D kertoi Payette 13 l ■■ l ■ ' i anient Team - - rVfliii i Captain) . Forward l.rviNi l ■■ Forward ' ■ ton .... Forward Ukxsei,. i Inoidn Foi II lc II . Payette Center (V i luard Guard laynard Guard Pawcktt, Payette Captain) Gunrd Me 26 Viola berry Pi Volga City iil. ' i 17 [ I n i o n ml 25 Centra] Citj 1 lunkerton | i 8fO ::i st ra win i I.-in nard ... 1 lliei.la 1 ! in . . ndon 1! 3(1 r.a 22 Plyinoutli 1 1 35 i.uii 28 Elgin :;t I;... 11 27 s W. A. A. BOARD Jayne, Parker, Barrett, (jemmell, Baker, McElroy, Burkbart, Otley, Uschliman, Kirwin, Kluckhohn INI W A. A. The VV. A. A h;is been very success fnl this year. Miss Martha Jayne litis been supervising the work carried on by ili-- W. A. A. Board. The officers of the board are : Eleanor Parker, President ; Elarriel Barrett, Secretary . and Gladys XIc Elroy, Treasurer. I n hockej i his j ear I he W. A. A. pur- chased new clubs and ;i new ball which will remain association property. There were twenty-five girls oul for hockey this fall. They li ' l si of their prac- ticing al sis in the morning ;is the ath- letic field v;in in use in the aften n. On Thanksgiving Day ;i hockey game was held between halves of the Simpson I . I. I ' . football game. This sporl was in charge of Eleanor Parker. Two types of hiking were offered lasl fall shorl distal under Blanche Aeschliman, and Ions distance under Donnafred Baker. There were sixteen girlsoul for short distance hiking. They wenl oul twice a week, the hikes vary- ing in distance from tin to seven miles. They wenl sixty miles in all. There were eleven taking long distal hiking. Thej wenl oul once a week, go- ing from ten to twelve miles on each hike. They went sixtj miles in all. Emma Burkharl had charge of tennis las l fall and had twenty two oul I ' m- this activity. Ai the end of the season a tournament was staged, although the final game between Dorcas Smith and Gladys McElroj «;i- nol played due to inclemenl weather, It was |inssilile I ' m- iii,in mure people tn take tennis t his lasl fall because of ,-i new tennis , rt w hich was buill in the soring of 1924. President VanHorn Furnished the net for the courl and the siihlenis L ' mv ' _ r ifis to aid in the pay- ineni of the court, the W A. A. giving $50 oul of its treasury. This new court has beet . ' i source of ureal pleasure to t he students .in. I faculty. .Merle K I nek holm was iii charge of vol- ley ball lasl Fall. The ._ri,-|s met twice a week in the afternoons and staged many exciting volley ball games. There were nineteen girls entered in this activity. During the winter term basketball, floor work, and swimming were offered. Basketball was managed by Belen Kelly. the girls meeting once a week for prac- tice and for games. There were twenty girls nut for this sport. On the 23rd of February the first games of the girls ' inter-class basketball tournament wore held. The Freshmen beat the Sophomores 14-. ). in the first game, and the Juniors beat the Seniors 6-1, in the second game. On the 24th the final games were played, the Sopho- mores beating the Seniors 25 -6, thus giv- ing them third plaee. and the Freshmen beating the Juniors 25-4, placing them first and second respectively. Floor work was under the supervision ,,1 ' Miss Jayne. One division met twice a week and another division met once a week. The latter was to accommodate those who took swimming. There were fifty-two out for floor work twice a week. Here the girls learned drill exercises, folk dances, and games. Kitty Otley and Kathryn Kerwin supervised the swimming, .Miss Kerwin ha vine- charge of the beginning swim- mini;- and Miss Otley the advanced swimming. There were thirty-five girls out for swimming this year. In connec- tion with this activity Lucille Bray and .Marian llumiston passed the Red Cross Life Saving Test, becoming members of Ihc I ' . I. 1 ' . Life Saving Corps, of which there are six in all. In the spring the regular activities were offered and in addition baseball in charge of Irene Gemmell. We have a new system this year for the earning of letters ami sweaters. By 1 his system more honor points are re- quired for the awards. Light honor points are required for a small letter, ten for a large one. and twelve for a sweater. Helen Kelly and Marian Van Horn were the only girls to earn sweat- ers this year. GIRLS ' TO! K.VWII- I The Sectional High School Girls ' Tournamenl «;h held for the second con secutive year ;ii Upper Iowa, March 13, 14. Unusual enthusiasm was in evi- dence throughoul the entire session. The tourney was in charge of the W. A. A. of Upper Iowa University under tin- control of the state athletic board. The girls were well taken care of under their efficienl management. Nineteen teams were competing for sectional honors, displaying an unusual amounl of skillful training. Close games were played from the start, ! •■ ' ah and Elkader battling on even terms in the firsl round. The thrilling game of the second round was between Oelwein and Maynard. Oelwein possessed an eleven-poinl lead al the half Inn Maynard came back strong and were likelj contenders toward the finish. In the semi-finals Oelwein and Rudd staged ;i real encounter. The victors were forced in the limn to maintain their supremacy. The final game for the championship of northeastern Iowa was played, with the thus-far undefeated baskel marvels of Oelwein and Independence being in the limelight. It is believed thai this was one of the mosl exciting mi ' s of basketball ever played on the local court. The lead was aboul equally distrib- uted, Oelwein edging ahead in the closing minutes of play tor a well earned victory, winning the cup presented by the W. A. A. board. A high degree of sportsmanship was prevalent among all the teams repre sented and it is the desire of Upper fowa to conducl future sectional tourna- nts retaining tin 1 usual high standards, First l!i n ml Guttenberg 31 Wintlirop 8 1 lecorali 1 1 Elkader 8 Manehest •i 25 Plainfield 15 Hound Rudd 15 Elgin fi West Union 25 Vermont 9 ehi i 27 Maj nard 19 1 tecorah 12 Oneida 9 r Hampton 13 Guttenl erg li ' Manchestei l l l.an t A Fndependence 3J Greeley . ■• i lolesburg in Payette I it i 1 if Hound I a dependence 23 New Hampton 1 . Rudd Ma nchester 13 Oelwein 15 1 lecorah ' .i West Union -1 i lolesbu i j. i St tn i Finals Independence 28 West Unio 1 1 Irlu. ' ill |S Rudd II ■ ' nals i lehvein 28 Independence •_•.- ' I ' lii ' following were placed  n All-Tournament i ' .-tm by t - « i tin- coaches . ' . a m S ■ ' ■ am Thompson, Oelwein Right Forward sh.k (Capt.)i Maynard u. independence Lef1 Forward Gibso . Manchestei Moi ■ Capl . Weal Union Jumping Center I.oki ,i s. Independence Ness, i rah Side Centei l wis, Oel . Rudd Righl Guard Pox, Oelwein Moroa . Decorah Lefl Guard I.ihmm hi. Maynard 01GAIAM ZETHEG Ml IE I.I I ERARY SOCIETY iod K rough Ibel Kellar, Kiplo, I I Pnttison Mills, r.ii. Simpson 1 : .1 wii. Schuttl I I I hi hi. ii. , ] . i | , I . II. i l;i in. I . f..nl. Hicks, K i ii-« Holthnus, !!• i ' ond Vine, V ' olke I roy, Rawnon, I . • ■ Willinms, 1 1 ••It lt.ni-  l. .tin. -i 1881 ZETHEGATHEAN 1881 Colors : range and white. YELL Hi. Hi. Hi. Zethegathei! Ho. Ho, Ho, Zethegatheo ! Zethegathei, Zethegatheo ! Zethegathei ! OFFICERS First Term Second Term Lloyd Mills President Levi Krough Adolph Laukitzen .... Secretary-Treasurer Lloyd Mills NEW MEMBERS Leroy Rawson Vatlard Hiumexce Gerald Schori Lores W. Bomberger Marts Baker Robert Clothier Arnold Schotte Donald Kri se Ri ger Dooley Orleax Cayou Harold Hawx Carl Knight Doxald Simpson Elwood Volks John Lyfoed Earl Keller Fred Lyford Robert McLease Earle Pattison i ' y Williams I I M.I ' I I A LITER RY S K I! Hall, John oi n ounker, BIui i H Cook, Kin. Kliolin Bailey, Whitnej Seedorf, Van Born, Schenke, Rake, Bail?) Bmmart, Miller, Gordon, Pinch, Bill . Bchorl, Wellner, Bay lefts, Hansen Oayler, Pattiaon, HHler 1 perudi Prieden, Bummiaton, Bchroeder, Bmmi Boffman, he, 1857 AONIA ib ( lolors : Reel and white. YELL Rickety-rue-at-re ! Hail-aJbarloo ! U. I. I ' .! Skippety yea kazee ! Boom! Sis! Gee! Muck-a-ho-ka, Aonia ! Vive la ra ! Kachee ! First Term Irene Gemxiei.i. Marjorie Morgan Pearl Roberts OFFICFKS President Secretary Treasurer Secon ' 1 Ti rm Agnes Galbreth Vera Decker Pearl Roberts Yeroie Davis Nellie Davis Carrie Crawford Delpha Menzel Dorothy Payne Axice Johnston Loretta Nus Edith Buxton NEW MEMBERS Geneva Parker Edith Gullickson Alice Fleming Bessie 1 i ghty Juliet Doughty Alice Stalnaker Lucile Kolman Viola Edgar Rachel Welch Bernice Baker Fmilv Ali.vn Lucile Bray .Mabel Kf.nnison Barbara Chant Henrietta Homewood STI DENT C( )1 ( II. Otloy, ■ Van Horn, Tate, I mmcll, ■ •■ . kci Pox, Roil STUDENT COUNCIL We, the students of Upper Iowa University, for the purpose of securing a closer relationship and better understanding between faculty and students, and for the purpose of assisting and advising with the faculty in the adoption and maintenance of rules for the governmenl of this college, do unite in establishing a council and adopting for its governmenl the following constitution and bj laws. This is the purpose of the student Council of Upper [owa University, as expressed in the preamble to its constitution. The council was organized in 1923, and is composed of four members from the Senior class, three from the Junior, two from the Sophomore, and one from the Freshman class, which mem- bers are elected by the student body on the final Friday in .May of each school year, with tl xc.eption of the Freshman representative, who is elected the third Friday of the school year following. The iirst meeting of the year was held to elect officers. Mr. Archie Gray was elected president; Kitty Otley, vice-president; and Robert Smith, secretary- treasurer. Plans were mad.- for the initiation of the new members, who were informed that they were to entertain the outgoing members at a picnic. The picnic was duly held at the fool of Caudle ' s hill one bright, frosty morning during test week. .Mills acted as chef, and the bacon and egg sandwiches seemed to be just the thing for a 4:30 breakfast, and pu1 us in good spirits for the la . The liist event that the Council had to deal with was the Class Scrap. ur verdant Freshmen seemed to he rather opposed to the wearing of the green, and from the start showed much rebellion. They refused so strenuously that the Council was forced to eliminate the offenders from the scrap, which act. we tear, has given the Student Council a great number of enemies. However, now that the smoke of battle has cleared away, we are sure that the Freshmen have again become our friends. The scrap was planned and organized by the Conned, and proved to be most interesting. Our student body was unusually industrious and neat this year, tor they asked the Council to petition for a campus cleaning before Homecoming. The petition was granted and one afternoon was devoted to tidying the campus, so that it presented a spotless appearance when friends and alumni came back for I [omecoming week. There had been For some time agitation on the pari of the students to gel permission to hold college dances. The Student Council was asked to take up the matter. A petition signed by a majority of the student body was presented to the faculty for their consideration. The matter was discussed from all angles with much deliberation, but the proposition was thoughl (inadvisable, and the faculty did not grant the petition. These are a few of the duties that have been performed by the Student Coun- cil thus far this year. The Council is always ready and willing to act upon matters which the students wish to bring up. and it is their desire that the cbissev shall feel free to SUggesI changes which they think are important in the govern ment of our school life. Y NIC. A. Krougli I l - I ' ' (. H u ■ M ' l,l,; ' ' ' • ' ■■ ' ■ Bm Y. M. C.A. The V. M. C A. stands for the Christian life of the college and seeks to meel the religious needs of the individual student. The regular meetings are held on Thursday evenings under the Leader- ship of the various faculty and student members and they arc of greal value to both. Under the leadership of Prof. Mongold the V Sunday School Class has been progressing nicely and has been a factor of inspira- tion and help to many of the men. Don Magnuson has been a faithful booster for this class and has influenced many to come. In November, the Y brought to our campus J. Stitt Wilson, one of America ' s three foremost leaders. He helped the students realize their responsibilities as Christian citizens and as leaders. Joint Y gospel teams were sent to Hawkeye, Strawberry Point. Lima. New Albin, Fayette. Westgate, Oelweirf, and Cresco. Upper Iowa was represented at the State Y Convention at Des .Moines by three men and two women, who returned with a good report and many worthwhile ideas. Five men represented I pper Iowa at the Lake Geneva Conference last summer, and they broughl hack new aims and plans for work. The annual Y mixer and Hallowe ' en parties were successful. These functions arc valuable in creatine ' a college spirit and helped to unite the new and old members in a feeling of fellowship. Plans are made which will go into effect the first of March to fix up the north room in College Hall as an association room, with chairs, hooks, magazines, games, and it will he a place for students and visitors to enjoy themselves. The regular I tines will also he held in this room. Y W.C. ±. KUickhohn, Jaync, Corbitt, Gemmell, Si ■ ' W .Uii. r- V. YY.C. A. September The Y. V. ( ' . A. began the college year by endeavoring to show a friendly spirit toward the new ii rls. ' Phis was done mainly under the auspices of lli ' Big Sister movement. Then shortly after the opening of college there was a Big-Little Sister frolic in College Hall. Soon after tlie membership campaign was finished the cabinet conceived tin ' idea of dividing the whole membership into committees under each cabinet officer. By this means every girl feels that she is a real part of the organization. Novembt r In connection with the societies. Thanksgiving baskets were sent to five fami- lies about town. The Y. W. ( ' . A. took this m eans of showing their feeling of thankfulness at this season. The Y. NY. ( ' . A. pageant, Harvest Moon. was particularly successful. The Y pageant is an annual event. December due of the most pleasing things that the association did this month was the holding of the White Manger service in the chapel. At this service the entire student body and the faculty placed toys in the manger. Some of the toys were given to children about the town and the rest were sent to the Univer- sity Hospital at Iowa City. 1 doubt if the children enjoyed receiving them any more than the college did sending them. January An unusual feature of this month was the Chinese tea given in connection with one of the Thursday evening services. The tea had been given to us as a Christmas gift from Charlotte Neely of China. The service was made more interesting from the fact that oriental stories were told and tea was daintily served by girls in Chinese costumes. Aonia Hall, in which the service was held, was oriental in atmosphere with its burning incense and hanging lanterns. On the side of finance the Y. W. C. A. has prospered. National board dues were easily met and appropriations were made for our sister college in India. The means of making money were various, including the annual bazaar and the selling of Christmas cards. The Y. W. C. A. is a fine example of what a well financed association can do. The Thursday evening services have been especially interesting because of their music, talks, and readings. The large attendance to them is sufficient proof of success. In fact, many of the girls could not even find seating room. This last statement offers the opportunity to say that the latest project of the Y. W. C. A. is a new Y room. Both associations realize that they could do better work if they had a larger place for meetings and social purposes. As a result the Alumni room will be taken over and furnished. Since this is not a finished project, its completion will be an aim to other Y. Y. C. As. This summary of the Y. Y. C. A. shows conclusively that we are actively trying to improve the three sides of our triangle — body, mind, and spirit. .M. Self. l ' l K I ' J DELTA Taiv, HeadlngtOB, Hoyt, Bmlth, i refdan, Jbreth, Burro em i Smith, Parkei Decker, Welch, Oorbltt, I ' l KAPPA DELTA ldingtox, Presid nt Debate ' 24, II- ' I ' ll Mill III . Del .-it. ' ' 2 1. . Secretary and Tveasui Debate ' 2-1 . ' 25, Oratory Alva Gray . Debate ' 24 Royal Smith Debate ' 24 Clayton Nelson Debate ' 1!) Robert Smith Debate and )ratory 24. Debate •2. ) Jam: Corbitt . Oratory ' 25 Levi Krough Debate ' 23 Eleanor Parker 1 )ebate ' 25 Earold Welch Ext mporaneons ' 25 Vaylard Hurmence . Debate ' 25 Kenneth Rawson Debate ' 2. ' ) Agnes Galbreth Debate ' 25 Acnes Corbitt . Debate ' 25 Fern Urenn Debate ' 25 Vera Decker Debate ' 25 Edith Prieden . Debate ' 25 John Lyford Debate ' 25 1924-25 DEI SATES I. S. T. C. . Morningside . Luther . Iowa Wesleyan Carrol] College Coe . . Dubuque . Men— Dual Women — Dual Men— Dual Women—] ual Men — Single Men— Single Mixed— Dual The Pi Kappa Delta is a national forensic fraternity with the membership limited to colleges of recognized standing in forensics. Upper Iowa was admit- ted in 1922. K )l.( GICAL ( I.I B ! [ej w I I w iliton, • |i u r k 1 iw D p ho n I BUGS? i GAM.M DELTA K IT. McKaul, Urenn (President), Gemmell, Carbitt, Kelly, Otley, Parker, Morgan, Kluckhohn, McEIro mm The Gamma Delta Kappa Club ;i organized in 1914 I ' m- the purpose l ' en aging forensic work. The membership i limited I., twelve girls, and i: I scholarship is essential for eligibility. Debates are held every other Monday evening in the Librarj Building. Some of the questions debated ilii year are: Resolved, That the Chinese problem more vitally concerns ' -ml ization i han i lir Japanese problem. Resolved, Thai the 6 ' ■ ' ■ ' ■ ' system of education is better than the H 1 sj stem. i ' olors : Maroon am I I orj . Flow er : American Beautj Rose. Motto : (  |niii ii. ' 1 taoew s. k AIM ' !-.! BET Whit i Rnkt HutnmiHton, « ' n Parker Sin i III KMO SIGMA (HI Kungorford, Vine, Bull rd, Lnrson, Lyford ndall, I toy, i- 1. A. CO. K.-|| i p A Mill, i I ■ iedcn ounk« lUnfccn, i .1 1 II I I Simpaon, (Cnigli:, Wh Clutl W. s v ' mmcll I Prniidi I In, I I v.. . ki i ' D.C I MilK, Mirick, Krough, Sandei I eller, Kelson •■ M ! ' i, Welch D. c. r. CLUB Emblem: Triangle Colors: Black and White. Motto: Merer trouble trouble, until trouble troubles you. MTIYi: MEMBERS I ' .i RNARD I ' liKNN I ILD Ml El i.i oyd Mills Eari Kbi ERNES! Mi i B H v. W Vlto Si • Robert Fos Levi Kroi oh - Mirick I ' I. 1 TON l RESIDENT MEMBERS L.UMAN SAMPSO I D HOI MES The D. C. U. Club of Upper Iowa was founded in the year 1908. The ideals of the founders of the club were : To bring aboul deeper and more lasting friend- ship among the mbers of the club, to cooperate with all the activities of the college, and to attempt along all lines to improve the college spirit. Aside from the deeper aspects of the organization, the club provides enter- taii ni for its members in a social way. To the members of the club, the l . ' . I ' , stands as a si rong bond of friendship and fellowship, which cannol easily be broken. XI SIGMA ( tl l j Jl krtll Cornell liinhir lM lie 1 Lo., H« tl Merlu H«,l.tt Pearl _) «. t ) t . h I t a n niM ' n tu n ( ■ DeoU Ruth ftlll: ■■■■■■■■■H: COLLEG1 . THJ COLLEQIAN Kirwin Barrett, Pinch, Ostninder, Kluckhohn, Frleden, Pit ford, L923 STAFF Harold P. Swartley. Editor-in-Chief .Iiiiin Lyford Assistant Editor Robert L. Pox Business Manager Ai.i ' iix Sanders Assistant Business Manager William H. Tate Sporting Editor Harriet Barrett Circulation Manager Kathryn Kikwin Distributing Manager Edith Frieden Society Editor REPORTERS Merle Kluckhohn, Edith Ostrander, Maybelle Gassett, Neil Pierce, Carrie Crawford, Benita Pinch, Kenneth Rawson, Floyd Webb COLLEGIAN HISTORY The firsl issue of the college paper was made in May, 1883. At this time the paper was known as the Fayette Collegian and was to be issued monthly. It was a two column paper, aboul 8x10 inches in size. There wore fourteen pages in all. bound with a lighl cardboard cover. The firsl editor-in-chief was ( 1 ' . Colegrove ami the financial manager was II. F. Kling. The editor was a member of the faculty, ami later became Presi- dent of Upper Iowa. Subscription rates were 7- cents per year it ' paid in advance, $1.00 if not. Single copies were in cents each. The price of single copies was raised to 15 cents each the second year hut changed hack soon to the first price. The making up of the paper was quite different from the present style. The outside heavy paper covering was filled with advertisements pertaining to Upper Iowa, location, railroad facilities, departments, and quoted expenses, etc. The inside pages consisted mostly of a literary type of writings. A p;reat hit of tlii 1 space was taken up by original poems ami essays by the college students. Affairs of the college were given which consisted mostly of the four literary soci- eties, the oratorical news, personals, Y. M. ( ' . A. ami Y. Y. ( ' . A. notes, ex- change material, and some sport news. As a whole it was more of a literary journal. ( nc page was given over to editorial space and four or five pages to adver- tising material. The printing was done at Davenport fur many years. Then it was changed to Oelwein and later to Fayette. September 20, 1893, the paper was made to appear twice a month. (in October is, 1S!M), the name Fayette Collegian was changed to U. I. V. Collegian. Since that time the title has been shortened to Tin Collegian. During the years of the paper it has grown considerably. At the start it was a fourteen-page issue; then it went to eighteen pages, then to twenty-two, until by 191 ' 2 it was a twenty-four page paper. The first thirty years it was strictly a literary paper. In 1912 it was made a four-page weekly, with four columns to the page. The subscription price was raised to $1.25. Single issues were 5 cents each. In 1920 it was enlarged to a five-column paper, which is the same at the present time. The Collegian is entirely a student publication, which expresses the life at Upper Iowa in its various forms. Although not as literary in form as it was ;it one time it at least contains more of the campus news. The staff members are all students, and the paper is a student publication in every sense of the word. The aim of the Collegia n is to present in classical, interesting form, the true life at Upper Iowa University. K. k. K. of the most useful as well as interesting organizations thai has ever appeared upon the Upper Iowa University campus is the so-called K. K. K. or Killer Kure Klub. Alt! club has I ' ■ tence less than a year, the work ii has done could not have bei shed bj anj othi ■ anj years. The mark which it has made in the bistor the Bchool has been printed in eternal ink ■ ■ r -:i nnol efl ai i • • Earth ' s blottt - cai I erasi [t B aim is: To promote high social standards in tl ollege. It deals with the individual and in that way it can be mo • Although the guilty are subjected to severe punish ment they l «-.-i r it bravely. The following report i- taken from various issues of the ( which appean the dates October sixth and Ji ary twelfth of the year 1924 25. I. i Ictober 10, 1924 After the secret bu i transacted, om ol o i ivorthj members brought in :l fellow- lent, a Freshman sheik, by chance, charged with | c lucl ilass. Sheik had on several occasions slept thro _ i ero, and left thai pot I mate B an to shift for himself. After a cross-examination the club found thai said young man had too many d the nighl before and bad gotten losl between Fayette and Wesl Union mi that he didn ' l home unti e next g, he he was excused after promising to sleep betweei hours ..i 7:i i ]i. in. and 7:00 a. tn. for the ensuing week. 1 1. November 7, 192 I After a short business meeting the uevi mbers were secretlj initiated. They were obligi I to ear the conventional robe and were put through a long and vigon When tin- part of the evening ' s duty was over the entire company was entertained at the home of Professor Bwaney. royal banquel was served, which was followed by an appropri- ate after-dinner speech by the host, on ' The Noble Ideals of the K. K. K.. ' in which he ike highly ol the organization and great work which it has thus far ace plished. Mr. Hoff, who was also present, gave a verj interesting and inspiring talk on ' ooperation Bel the Faculty and the Students. ' tn order to prove how beneficial cooperation is, the profi . ,1 many instances to prove bow each maj assist the other. Notwithstanding the fact it nefits ti ntire college, espeeiallj tl ' social life, he admitted that the relationship to a . rtenl took a great deal of time from his professional duties and also a slight sum from hi- i ketbook, bul he also added thai these things were but a trivial matter comp to the pleasur the compat of Upper towa ' s fair maidens. The president it ' the club talked on ' Librarj Lunches as a closing i tber, in which be stated thai the northwest i ol the reading room was set aside for such purposes, on the condition that the librarian I e allowed to participate II I. January 31, 1925 : hman boys, whose surname is David, brought a large party train the Senior class before the club and explained that he bad been swindled oul of fift The large party wm- questioned and confessed that he had been guiltj of attempti i the Freshman a chapel seal for twent •- but the young man had insisted on buying two of them for his Sophoi girl friend), and was allowed to do so. Having later found I i , some wiser friend thai he had been deceived, the boj bad a his :. bul witho ess. The club ' s decision was aj plaintiff. Thej decided thai he, bavin{ ' Upper [owa University one whole should have gained - ol his fellow brethren to doubl a few tiling- which are said and ' I n ■ ollege campus. Thus we close a va ior1 of a pari of the doings ol the Killer Kure Klub. We li i ' thai tho to read this maj find it lias been worthwhile . Q. T . Si M VLE QUARTET Luce, Yolks. Schori, DeLong GIRLS ' GLEE CLUB MEN ' S GLEE CLUB TROUBADOURS ORCHESTRA W 1 mm T aJKr  21 « l wJU •M B B K £ 1 $ 8 BAND INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC This lias been a successful year as far as the instrumentalists are concerned. i irganized ;it the opening of school in September under the competenl direction of Professor •!. C. Mirick the Band and Orchestra have I n two of the livesl organizat ions on 1 he campus. The Band numbering aboul thirtj pieces has very clearly made known its pr sei ;it practically ;ill of the athletic events ihi year. Ii played an impor- tant part ;it both the boys ' and the girls ' high school tournaments. The installa- tii n of a new system of fines required thai each individual no1 answering to roll call 1 1 iM nol offer ;i ;ilii! excuse was assessed twenty ti ' nts. This extremelj successful in bringing about regular attendance ;ii rehearsals. The Orchestra, better known as the Troubadours, consisted of eleven mem beis. Regular and frequenl rehearsals on both classic and popular music have lefl their mark on their ensemble playing. They have been presenl with their services at a good share of il liege activities. They have also played several engagenu ni s .11 ol her tow ns. DRAMATICS SENIOES IX (UiATiiliV Corbitt, Urenn, Gemmell, Kelly, McNaul BARRIERS — SECOND DRAMATIC ART I)K Wl TICS ' THE MELTING POT I ' llll.o AON I A ' 2J I c i m; me FIRS I in; l i ' lf WT ' 24 DRAMATICS ' WANTED— A COOK — FIRST DRAMATIC ART ' 24 THE NEIGHBORS — FIRST DRAMATIC ART ' 24 DRAM IICS MR, l ' l l PASSES HY SENIORS UNCLE |;i | PASSES OUT .ll ' MnK STUNT ' J The Senior Class of 1925 Presents MR. PI.M PASSES BY A Comedy of Character by A. A. Milne Produced Under the Direction of Margarel Jayne Colletl Wednesday, March 1, 1925 College Gymnasium THE PLAYERS George Marden, .1.1 ' William Tate Olivia (his wife) Helen Kelli Dinah (hie niece) Ckene Gemmell Lady Marden (his aunt) Martha Jayne Brian Strange— an aspiring artist . . . Vincent Lice Carraway Pirn— a passerby .... Donald Magnuson Anne (a maid) Helen Hungerford Time — The present. Place — Marden House, Buckinghamshire, England. THE SCENES Act [.—The Morning Room at Marden House. A July morning. Act II.— Sam.- as Act I. Shortly after lunch, the same day. Act OT.— Same as Act II — a feu minutes later. EXECUTIVE STAFF Business Manager VINCENT KlLLERLAIN Stage Manager HAROLD Welch Properties Marian Van Horn Admission 50c Seats reserved at Robinson ' s Monday, March i. at 12:30 p. m. UNCLE BIM PASSES OUT A Three-Round Bout at Littelle ' s Little Lot March Forth Wednesday, Approaching Seven Bells Promoted and Officiated by Maggie Jiggs, the Soh Sister THE OUTCASTS Georgie Martingale (Juris Prudence) One Round Mat Chewin ' Tati Bolivia Martingale (his frow) Knock Kout Kelli Dinah Blow Yo ' Horn BLACK-JACK GUMMY The Lady Known as Lou Powerful Katrina Jayne Brewin ' Strong Whitf.y Plug Loose (the Second Story Kid) Mr. Karyaway Pimple . . Satchel-Foot Gong-Ringer Magnuson (the Hoboken Terror) Little Annie Roonie Towel Heaving Helena TRAINERS AND NON ESSENTIAL COHORTS Vino Chillblaines « iiiof Mat Draper Davis, Van Horn, Webb Self Anointed Bouncers Kyd Gray, Ex-Featherweight Champ Official Timesleeper Bankrupt Josephus The Sheekle Shuffler The main bout will be followed by a frizzling fray-cuss to accommodate those who come late. This aftermath will be furnished by the Floundering Flunkies who may survive to get a T. B. i. gree. Those who claim the honor of preceding the faculty on certain occasions. Paper sandwiches am] red twisted pop sold between frames for benefit of 1924 PEACOCK. Ringside seats, crying towels preserved at B. Warner ' s Emporium, Stockyard Boulevard. Admission will be optional, free-will offering to be taken to inaugurate a permanent milk fund for the Upper Iowa Nursery. DR WIATK ' S THE HARVEST MOON Y. W. C. A. ' 25 i ' i i. ni i: r isii.i: ' L T| 3 FESTIVITIES festivities COMMENCEMENT ' 24 ■ « - ■• COMMENCEMENT 1924 rxvioiuxc of i ' .issku, moxtmkxt •SMII.IX ' THBOUGH —SENIORS ' 24 THE SIXTY EIGHTH COMMENCEMENT UPPER IOWA UNIVERSITY Maj 33 to June 5, 1924 PROGRAM Saturday, May 31 B:00 p. in. Recital of the School of Oratory. 10:30 a. ni. Academic Procession and Baccalaureate Address. I ' m-. James P. V Horn. -vim p. hi. College Sermon, Rev. J. Kjrkwood Cbaig, Minneapolis. Monday, Jura 2:30 p. in. Women ' s Athletic Association Sports Day. 8:00 p. in. Commencement of the School of Music. ■ ' „, sday, -I inn 3 7:ii(i a. in. Y. V. C A. Breakfasl on the Campus. 10:30 a. m. Annual Meeting of the Board of Trustees. 10:30 ;i. in. Annual Business Meeting of the Alumni Association. l. ' :::h p. m. Annual Meeting of the Ladies ' Professorship Association. 3:00 p. m. Unveiling of i ' .issrll Monument. Dr. -I. Caffen ' 99. 6:00 p. in. President ' s Dinner in the Board of Trustees. 8 : iiii p, in. Ash Da is. ( !artoonist. :i : :;n p. in. Senior Hour. l i dnesday, -I inn i Minimi l l(i:iiii a, in. Class Day Exercises. ] :00 i . in. I lollege Luncheon. 8:00 p. in. Alumni Progra m in charge of Class of ' 99. 9:00 p. m. Illumination Hour. Thursday, Juru 5 S tj-Eighth Commencement 10:20 a, m. Academic Procession Senior Class, Visiting Ministers, Board of Trustees, and Faculty Marching. 10:30 a. m. Commencemenl Address, Rev. Ernest Fremont Tittle, 1 . D., I ' , anston. inferring of I legrees. Aw :in I in ' . ' of Diplomas. Ainmm menl it ' Prizes. 2:30 p. in. Baseball gai i Campus. 8:00 p. in. Senior I lass Plaj . Smilin ' Through. STUNTS SOPHOMORE FRESHMAN HOME l LMING 1924 25 The Homecoming for 1924 25 was fittingly begun with the production of the Melting Pot. The Philo-Aonia Literary Societies presented this interesting plaj in a verj excellent manner. It broughl before ns the _r i ■ • ■ ; i problem of the races. The Jewish race is chosen bj Mr. Zangwill as showing the typical condi- tions of a foreign people in America. 1 ' n the following morning, i h - classes presented their stunts and as it was impossible for everyone to attend Upper Iowa Homecoming, it was thoughl best to describe s.-dd stunts. s( , that those who were nol present might appreciate what they missed, those who were present might refresh their memory in the years to come, and future U. I. U. students might read in the l ' i vcock a description of what the students did at Homecoming time way back in 1924 A. I). For some unknown reason the stunts seemed to show ;i marked favoritism for vaudeville. The lirst stunt was ;i minstrel show given bj the Seniors featuring Clayton Nelson and his Dixieland ( ' lu.i-iis. The chorus -awj Louisville Lou, lowing which the usual number of jokes was told. Bill Davis demonstrated his ability as a sold dancer, and Earl Jenny, whom the Seniors bad adopted from the Freshman class for the occasion, gave a elog dance. Th Juniors then presented their famous vaudeville act, Doodle Doo Doo. In the firsl scene the audience was taken in imagination out to Creamery Bridge ii the bewitching moonlight. During this scene the chorus sang Doodle I ' Doo. The second scene featured Harold Heywood and Harold Swartley in song and story. Following this Eleanor Parker and Bones Kiple did an inter- pretive dance. The chorus appeared again in the last scene and sang As the Backs Go Tearing By. Tin- third .stunt was given bj the Sophomores. ThiB stunt was a ballet dance pul on by Abie Lauritzen, the famous soprano, and her dancing girls. Abie sang Nobody ' s Sweetheart while the dai re tried desperately to keep in step. The second pari of the stunt was put on by the Sophomore Light Opera Company. They played Bluebeard ' s Wives, again featuring Abie Lauritzen as Bluebeard, Vera Decker took the part of .Mrs. Bluebeard, rjorie Morgan of Sister Anne. Harry Kxug and Charles Hill rushed to the rescue of the fair ladies and verj effectively settled all the trouble by killing Bluebeard. Tli- last stunt was put on in tin ' Chapel by the Freshmen. Their stunt con- ed of a take-off on tin- faculty. They also made plans for the ' -hiss s,-ra|i of next year in which they plan to ! • the victors. Immediately after tin- noon hour, everyone returned to tin ' campus to see tin ' parade which has come t I..- an annual affair. Many of the floats were very cleverly decorated ami naturally drew a large an. I curious crowd. Soi f ii thj of mention were Mirick ' s Merrj Music Makers which consisted of two hayracks tied together and drawn bj four prancing steeds, and the Juniorville Trollej reprc entinp th.- Tunerville trolley line of tl artoons. Th.- Covered Wagon of th.- i;. s. Club also deserves mention. The l . C. U. Boat consisted of a car decorated in black and white with the members making their first pubUc appearance in long black gowns. ( ' . 1. U. CAMP1 S CLE VNING Upper [owa for the first time in historj held a campus cleaning ' lay. October twentj third, a shorl time before liomei ring. All classes were held in the morning for our hall ' hour and then everyone mel in il hapel for a conference before going to work. Willi the help of so many industrious people, the campus was arrayed i receive the many expected guests at Homecoming, long before the day was over. h has long I n the custom to have the campus cleaning in the spring ami we do, withoul doubt, ehjoj this even more than we do in the tall. Upper Iowa students are a quiel and peaceable group ami so the arrangemenl for the •!,! is lefl in the worthy ami learned Studenl Council. They are b wiih ;i greal deal of ingenuity ami also of secrecy for they never inform us ol ill.- day. This, of course, is rather inconvenienl to the majority of students as it does not give them the opportunity of enjoying an open evening. However, it soi me does have an idea of when ii is supposed to In ' he quickly spreads il among the studenl body, but woe unto him if he has made a mistake ami the students go to class with their lessons unprepared. It is ratlin- alarming t have the bell ring as early as six o ' clock in the morn ing Inn when tin- student realizes thai he maj sleep a few hours more an. I not go t.i .-lass,.s ;,t all he ( ' .■.•Is that he has been well repaid for the early awakening. We gel ii| just in time to hunt up the necessary apparatus t ' ..r work an. I ap- pear in chapel to receive our allotted amount of work. Of course, the Freshmen, n-ho signify quantity, receive the largesl portion an. I the Seniors, whose rather delinquished numbers express quality, receive a much smaller plot. The Sopho- mores ami Juniors receive their allotments accordingly. Then we all .jo . hi to work. Of course if we are lucky enough not to secure rakes u,. : ,re allowed io stand by ami offer suggestions. Tins will make those who an- raking feel that their work is much easier, as they nee, I only use their physical strength while the mental capacity is supplied by those worthier people hose wonderful ingenuity would not enable them to procure thai common garden utensil. After a lew hours the campus appears lo he a gra} cloud mass, reminding lis of London. The crowd disperses. |, u i soon returns with a curious contrivance, a string with a cup and spoon on either end. around their neck. The Preshies are allowed to share with the worthy Juniors; while the Sophs follow in the tops of the .. ' rand old Seniors for the picnic dinner. All return later and report a gaj old time. Mosl of the workers seek .he haven of rest, bul we do find a few who still have enough ambition to soar in the realms . i ' knowledge. If our lessons suil ' er we hope 1,, lie forgiven as it usually happens Imt once a ear ODE TO MISS CARTER The day begins a1 seven fortj and students hurry on their way, To the Lib they all are going there each one s hours will stay; Some are grumbling, some are laughing, others gloomj are and sad, Bui to guide them is ;i woman who meets conditions good or bad. She greets them smiling and a1 on sreates the atmosphere of work, She shows Iry checking in her books she doesn ' 1 like ; shirk. She gets the books each one does wish and articles galore. she even goes downstairs and in the balcony Eor more. The day is long and students many thai wander here and there, Bui always this dear person is searching books with care. She keeps the room so quiel thai the average studenl fears Thai after her caressing gland he ' ll feel his burning ears. [f you have 1 n in ehapel you have seen her quite severe, For she insists on Books on Time and scolds mosl crossly here. She wants to know. Where have you I n? and Whj your books are late. An. I in her hands you feel sin- holds your future life long fate. .Miss Carter is this lady ' s name, I guess you know it well, For through the halls of Upper Iowa I 1 nol the name to tell. All are proud of this librarian whose fame is known far and near Ami .-ill think of Upper Iowa when Miss Carter ' s name we hear. M. W. ' 28. CALENDAR SEPTEMBER -. Freshies arrive and limit up the college 9. Registration. lollege Bonfire. In Recitations begin. Big and Little Sister Party. 1 L. Stag Party. li ' . The V. M. C. A. and Y. V. C. A. Reception. Let ' s gel acquainted. 13. Preshies go home. Pirsl week end. 15. Jackie Coogan in Long Live the King. 16. Sophs inflicl penalty of green caps on Preshies. 18. Pirsl Y. W. C. A. meeting of the year. 19. Pen s assigned in lhapel. •_ ' (•. Men ' s Glee Club Banquet. Nbw ' s your chance. 22. Philo Aonia Prolic. and 24. Zeth-Zeta Prolic. 25. Pirsl Pep Meeting. Tea, Bo! 27. r. I. I ' , plays St. Thomas. Peacocks are nol discouraged. Strenuous attempl to rush movie. Partial success. 29. Sophs make rules for class scrap. Disqualification. 30. Sophs victorious. OCTOBER 1. Sophs leave chapel. Philo-Aonia movie. ::. Studen! Council leads chapel. Zenita Graf in the Barber of Seville. 4. (litis ' Glee Club Banquet. Come on, girls it ' s leap year. Zenita Graf in The Mummy ' s Earring. 6. Pirsl Literarj Societies. 7. Dedication of Masonic Temple. LI. I. U. Band plays. Dedication of Courl Bouse. Girls ' Glee Club sings. 9. Seniors lead chapel. Y. Y. Recognition Service. 11. Pirsl sing of college soul ' s in chapel. II. Straw votes casl for President Gump. 15. Preshies punished before the faculty for nol wearing green caps. Heart- less Sophs ' 16. Pirsl Studenl Fellowship Meeting for World Service. 17. Y. A. A. Board leads chapel. IT. I. 17. plays St. Ambrose. Pei -ks still bound to win. 20. First number of the L. P. A. The Little Symphony. 23. Campus cleaning and half hour classes. Miss Carter in Lib.: If nourish- ment is required while in the library please throw candj wrappers in th« ' waste basket and nol on the floor. 1 ' 24. F. M. leads chapel. Hon insists that Merle makes the besl posters Melt- ing Pol -Philo-Aonia Plaj . 25. Stunts Parade. Luther plays U. I. 1 ' .  1 • I rivals held 7-7. 26. Convocation. 27. Aonia and Zeta initiations. No mercy shown to timid Freshmen. 28. Roosevell Memorial Address bj Dr. Neff. Mrs. Colletl reads. 29. I- ' . Q. I ' .i-oh n talks al Roadman ' s. 30. Joint Y reports from convention. 31. Eve of All Saints al the gym. U. I. 17. plays Ellsworth. Pei k vic- tory 9 0. NOVEMBER I. South Hall Hallowe ' en Party. l ' . Earl Grimsbj takes Mrs. Colletl to the Little Brown Church. . ,. Roberl Bowmen L. P. A. Lecture Course. 4. Band and Orchestra lead chapel. Baskel social a1 Gym. 5. Chapel talks on dancing by Dr. Roadman and Van Horn. 6. Plebby excused from the reading room. 7. Juniors lead chapel. Buck ' s memory fails. 8. Dr. Daniel Parker leads chapel. Prexy ami Daddy Van gel into an argu- ment and didn ' 1 hear t he bell. 10. Philo and Zeth initiation. 1 1. Armistice I aj . i lhapel program. 12. Peacocks Staff leads chapel. Films too late for Scaramouche. 14. Beat Teachers 6 0. 1. ). Bonfire and Mink ' ' dance. Rushed the movies. 20. Birthday Party a1 South Hall I ' m- ••-Ma. 21. Second Dramatic Arl play. The Barrier. 26. Faculty entertain at gym. Prof. Hoff as magician. 27. Thanksgiving. Fev enjoy a turkey at home. Lust football game with Simpson 29 0. Peacocks still thankful. 28. V. W. Pageant. 29. Football Banquet. DECEMBER 8. Philo-Aonia rabbil hunt. 9. Fawcetl ►ratorical lontest. 10. Class Basketball Tournament. Sophs and Freshies submil to their elders. 12. Shade elimination contest. II. Vesper Service. Girls ' Glee Club i cerl al Westgate. Everyone ' _ r t in early. I. ' p. 16, 17. ( lovered Wagon. [6. i onclusion of Inter-class Tournament. Juniors in the lead, followed by the Freshmen, Seniors, and Sophomores. 1 7. Senior iratory Recital. 1 9, School closes. I [ome ard bound. 20. i Inder mol her ' - i JANUARY 5. Once more we bear the college bell. i. Same old grind. : . Nominating speeches for candidates of Collegian. B, 9 i 10. The Hunchback of Notre Dame. 10. I aj of accination. 13. Swartley elected editor-in-chief and Pox elected business manager. 14. Basketball game with Ellsworth. I ' . I. Q. 27, Ellsworth 20. 15. Professor Neff shocked in chapel. Paul, the Prisoner given in the evening. 16. .•ill- lead chapel. Shade Debate. 19,20. Basketball trip. Western Union 20, U. I. U. 21; Buena Vista 23, I . 1. r. ■:■:. l ' l ' . 23, 2 4. A time of saying all you knov and wishing you knew mere t 26. Registration. Verene Bailey gives banquet. 28. Areli Gray attempts I ake bis fortune selling Chapel seats. 29. V. W. c. A. Tea. 30. Penn 20, Q. I. U. 47. Debate with Teachers. FEBRUARY 2. I.. P. A. Sunshine Dietrieck. 3. 1. s. T. C. 31, U. I. D. 13. 4. Bug Club Initiation. 5. Luther 10, U. I. U. 23. 6. Extemporaneous lontest. 9. Simpson 26, I ' . I. I ' . 30. 10. Dual Debate. 11. Luther 39, U. I. U. 16. 13. Parsons 39, I . I. U. 20. 1 I. Be my Valentine. l. ' i. Convocation. 16. Debate with Lul her. 18. I. [. U. 8 and I. S. T. C. 19. Teachers lead. 21. George Washington Partj a1 Prexy ' s. ' _ ' :). Girls ' tnter-class Tournament. Preshmen st,-n-. Basketball trip : 24. I ' . I. I 28, Simpson 38. 25. r. I. U. 25, Penn 26. 26. r. I. I ' . 14, Parsons IT. MARCH 1. Senior Class Play. Junior Class Stunt. 7. Junior Piano Recital. 12. Debate with Coe. Q. I. I . victorious, Anna Thrcssa Do Vault— Reader. Sparklers in vogue this year. 13. 1 I. Girls ' Tourney. 1 ii. To I tit iiiiie.l ne t ear. , ' n p u I Mb (IB ■ ? jT SPCRRYFLAT i I n l ' i Bi h Speaking Talking of e tion and deciding bov a man yelling loudly would be classified. Sheik Hurmence: No, I wouldn ' 1 call thai emotion; 111 call thai com- moti on. November 22, 1924, in Soli. I Geometrj : The substance of 1 1 1 i r i _-- hoped for and the evidence of things qoI - hash or minci -« . quoted from the Bible. When 1 1 1-; i w cm the board you have to draw on your imagination. — an Ness. Swaney: Pew of our greal statesmen have been whal you would call hand- some men, and thai is lucky. observed Senator Nelson; a campaign is hard enough as it is. withoul turning it into a beauty contest. II. Look, our captain is going to kirk goal! She: Whal did the goal .1 . ' Johnnie: Mother, I just seen — Mother: Johnnie! Where ' s your grammar? Johnnie: I was jusl trying to tell you. She ' s down a1 the barber shop get- ting her hair bobbed. Dumb Dora (reading sign over tickel office): Oh, John, il says ' Entire bal- conj 35c ' Lei ' s gel ii so we ' ll be all alone. Dave: I notice thai you are qoI eating candy nowadays. Marjorie: No, I ' ve pretty nearly gotten oul the the habil sine- [ ' ve been going with you. Till N Si I .dom I )o Three Pord tourings. Pick ou1 one of these knockouts al $200: al this price won ' 1 last long. Daughter: Earl kissed me last night! .Mrs. Barrett: Thai is outrageous ! I i I you sil on him for it. ' Daughter: Yes, I did. .Mrs. Van Ness: Walter, you should come and listen to this very informative address er t he radio. Daddj Van: I ■ ■ n ' i interrupl me with unimportanl matters .Mrs. V.: What are you doing 1 Daddj Van: I ' m solving a cross-word puzzle. t m s? r «f ■ i n BE RD It is no more the fashion to wear a beard. Perhaps ii is a matter of taste, and if Americans like to go clean shaven, and if Russians like to submerge the inferior portion of their countenance in shrub- bery, n is nobody ' s business bul their own and their wives ' ! Bui the matter is arguable. It is said there is no disputing ;il t tastes, bul as a matter of facl tastes are the mosl interesting of all things to argue over. For everything else you maj find proof and thus settle, bul there ' s no way u settle a taste discussion so the contenti ;an go merrily on forever. Perhaps the mosi basic argumenl concerning beards is from nature itself. Nature is always a solid starting ground; and nature certainlj intended thai men should have beards or she would nol continually be sprouting them. Certainly ii is as artificial to scrape hair off the face us ii is to pul painl on. Perhaps, originally, men, being more exposed to the elements in hunting and fishing and fighting, needed some protection to keep them from taking cold. Thai i- as good a guess us anj as to why there are whiskers, and as none of the cavemen are alive to-day to disprove it, excepl in the movies, we shall havi lei it ' _ r o ;it that. Km beards, being male grown, have in the pasl been a symbol of manliness. Boys are beardless, and thai suggests thai in these days of woman ' s rights, women in business and cigarette smoking, the facl thai it has become the custom of men to gel rid of facial hair is subtlj due to the facl thai the sceptre of authoritj is in process of being passed over to the ladies. ( !]•• reason why men wore chin whiskers is thai when they talked the whiskers wagged, and thai was tl nlj waj one could tell whether they were talking not. as the women kepi righl on jusl the same. Another reason possibly, is thai beards indicated an excess of masculinity, and it is to l ' noted thai Morn s, Mohammedans, the ancienl kings and patri- archs and all polygamous gentlemen seemed to run to whiskers. Perhaps the besl reason is thai i1 conceals the lips and therefore is a greal aid to srnvr . Under a dense growth one ' s chin may nol be noticed. A face thai iuld otherwise ! • negligible may be imposing when it surmounts a wide and venerable matl ress. WIhi could think of Moses withoul a beard? 1 not the faithful swear by ■ • i he beard of i he prophel . ' Xii ' The beard is a symbol of our losl reticence. When the beard is ' _ r ti ' - mysterj will have departed from the earth. No more can the prophel mutter something in his hair- jungle a in I scare ns in death because n e do nol know whal it is In- is saying. Therefore, men, if we would have fr torn, let On with the Beards!  - our u atchword. .Iuli !■ ' . Si h midt ' - ' -• „ ALL TSJUNS? 18 aim i « $ lit Good jokes are few bo don ' 1 gel sore if the joke ' s on you. Archie: Whal is the differei between a slim woman and Christiai ence . ' Alva: Christian Science is a humbug and a slim woman is a bum II. I ;. Pond: Do you live in town or shave y -self . ' ' V. Luce : No, 1 ride a bic cle. . livs Harmon (over phone): There are two mice fighting up here in my room. Hotel Clerk: How much are you paying for your room! Mis-. Harmon : ( ne dollar. Clerk: Whal do you expecl for your dollar a bull fight? Clifford Headington: Do you vvanl in injury a t yed man Benita : X : w hj ( ' lift ' : Then lei n arn our umbrella. Whitford: Would you scream if I kissed you! Chant: Little girls should be seen and nol heard. Whai became of Sonny Chemistry Prof.: Whal can you tell me about nitrates Dorcas Smith: Well — er they ' re a lol cheaper than ' lay rates. ' Edith Ostrander: Why didn ' 1 the negroes in the South have a resurrection after the civil War. Ai Staff meeting one nighl the joke editor was wondering about getting some jokes. Emma Burkhart: Say, fve ' j i one waiting t ' r me downstairs, shall 1 send him up? S people •_■ ' ! around with tears in their fists an. I with their eyes doubled Up. Villi Xrvy Bud i riding from Wai la to Payette Is there a cow catcher on the fronl of this train . ' ( !onductor : yes. Bud: Why don ' 1 you pul one on the back of the coach! What ' s i hinder from « alking in here ami bit ing oi E us Sf ' T ' ° PiftXYS 5uPCRHCT£Ronvn£.l What ' ? The Mai What We Bvilo Here. I North End or Laboratory .1 Sour-, ' , tmniu . Ilia j ji. t ....«■«■! i . . . .. r . , «dM — Leroy: Whal are the lirst things oul after a ruin; ' Arnold: Angle-worms and Fords, Wanted: At the Sugar Bowl, a person with two teeth thai match, to bite holes in doughnuts. Will pay m nts apiece and throw in tin- holes. Prof. Billings may apply. AMr .-mil [key were walking along one day when .-ill at once Alii. ' stooped over and snatched something nil ' the sidewalk. [key: What did you pul in your | kel ' Abie: Nothing. [key: I saw you pick up something and pul it in your pocket. Now, what was it ' . ' Abie: I would like to know who can spit like a nickel. Alice wenl into the pantry and saw a pie her mother had baked. When she had cut herself a piece and all ready to take a bite, she noticed a si ' _rn mi the wall which said. Thou shall nol steal, so she put the pie down and went into the kitchen, lien ' , she saw a sign, God helps those who help themselves, bo she wenl hark to (hi- pantry and air tin 1 whole pi ' ' . .Marian: They tell me you love music. Ted: Yes, hut never mind; keep on playing. David: Are you familiar with Bobbie Burns? Marjoric: How dare you ! I ' in never familiar with any man. •• What do you think of Pern ' •• Well er she ' s a very nice girl No, cat to cat, whal do vou think of her? Prof. Swaney: Who were the three wise men: ' Kruse : Stop, Look, and Listen. Bill I).: During my vacation I tramped on the average 30 miles per day. Dun M.: Ha! Ha! I owned a second hand car once myself. POR A Mm I II Y Vil l God and the devil are still arguing which should have her; God wants no discord in Heaven, Satan has ei gh in Hell. irWr I i i •-.- Jenny: Allow me to quote from Webster. Randall: Let ' s go, Zebe; Im- ' s going to starl in on the dictionary. ' Have you seen Pete . ' Pete who. 1 Pel ml. urn. Kerosene him last week and he hasn ' 1 benzine since. The t ' ricml of a maiden ladj congratulated her upon her approaching mar- riage. She blushed and looked down and said, Ii is n ' 1 true, but thank the Lord for the rumor. Bessie: Mr. Brown, sho me the thinnest thing you have in stockings. Mr. Brown: Shehasjusl gone to dinner. There was greal commotion in the Scheutte home when Arnold returned from i pper Iowa, as he Pell upon his father ' s i k and broke it. ( n the way over from Ireland Pal go1 seasick. One evening as l ' at hung over the railing removing bis supper bj heaves, a stranger stopped close by Pal and remarked, Is the moon up yet . ' No, said Pal ; and must thai come up too? Stranger, looking a1 the sky. Looks like rain. Yes, said Pat, but I paid for coffee. Another passenger, What ' s the matter, weak stomach? J ' ;ii : Oh, I i Inn ' t know ; I ' in throwing ii jusl as far as anj of them. Mr. Billings: Leroy, how many brothers and sisters do you have? Deroy: Ah, I don ' 1 know; Ma keeps track of that. Bud and Daurice tussling; Laurice pushes Bud, Bud slips, falling through a hole iii his trousers, hanging himself by the ears. Swartley (as Bessie types diligentlj Do you take typewriting, Bessie? ' Bessie : No, I ' m jusl dusting off the keys. Raymond: Mr. Billings, whal is ii you can put in a barrel and the more you put in the tighter il gets Mr. Billings: I give up. Ka monrl : I loles. ism PI Ki HASING I [NANCIA1 [ND1 PI l ! ( 1 ( !ons( rvatism and safet] should be tin keynote ol ever) investment pro- gram thai is i I successful, U. . through oui customei owner- ship plan, offer the investor unusual opportunity for safe and profitable in- estment. 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