Upper Darby High School - Oak Yearbook (Upper Darby, PA)

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Driver Education Driver Education is . . . The time of day when you catch up on the sleep you lost the night before ... Running over your best friend in the parking lot . . . Driving down Lansdowne Avenue and seeing all the cars pulling over to the other lane . .. Go- ing through the red light in front of the police station . . . Knowing when you made a mistake. Physical Education Gym is ... Flunking in ninth, tenth, and eleventh grades and having it eight times a week in your senior year Having one can of deodorant for the whole class . . . Realizing that this course could stop an A student from graduating ... Paying your towel money and never taking a shower ... Coming out of the showers and find- ing out that you didn't pay your towel service . .. Taking a shower with your underwear on . .. Playing football with a bunch of girls who want to know if they hit a homerun. Health is . . . Knowing that the teacher knows less than you ... Finding out that you flunked a test on sex . .. laughing when a girl is called on to name the male reproductive system . .. finding out about things you've known since you were ten.

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Arthur McCall Paul Motta Laura Patterson Ada Shelow John Swartz Marjorie Waltman Norman Watts Milton Wiest Michele Battista awaits the return of an assignment that she really doesn't want to get back from Eleanor Casciano. Shorthand is ... 'Taking dictation and trying to read what you wrote after you are done . . . Studying the wrong letters for a test . . . Some- thing they should have taught you in the first grade, then everyone would know it . .. Trying to figure out the first word while the teacher, mean- while, is dictating eighty words a minute. Record Keeping is . . . The teacher calling on someone who is absent that day . . . Making out a check and wishing it was real. Business Machines is . . . Hitting the right numbers and not having to do long problems over again. Business Law is . . . One big cross examination; you are always getting prosecuted. Eleanor D'Amelio Dept. Head 21

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The future Josephine Namath strengthens her passing ability by playing a game of flag football in gym class. Albert Jackson Kenneth Barr Joan Briggs Basil Goyette Charles Leonard Virginia Middleton Barbara Mirth JoAnn Nester Stephen Papp Frank Potter Richard Stevenson Betty Weston 23