Upper Arlington High School - Norwester Yearbook (Upper Arlington, OH)

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Klan, wIlL Mfr, the members of the cfnss of '45, do hereby will our most proud possessions fo you who will follow in our footsfeps. Some of these possessions we have just rc- rently acquired, fwliife others have been with us since we jirst entered these noble fvorlals. We hope that they shall not die in fvnin. Walt Burdorf wills his clodhoppers back to Paul Bunyan. George Eckelberry leaves his dictionary of nicknames to Andy Smith. Marian Lintner turns her jewelry over to the scrap drive. Bob Skeele bequeaths his smile that gets you places to Dick Wetherbee. Dan Minor wills his heart to the freshmen girls. Barbara Lee leaves without any graduation pictures. Ronnie Denune leaves her baby-talking technique to some other blonde. Lou Halley leaves-suddenly. Penny Lowe wills her becoming fish faces to jane Cramlich. Donna Flanagan leaves Berlin for Tokyo-Roger! l l Kent Brandt gives his Greek god profile to jimmy Durante. jean Shade has already given joseph back to his brethren. Hap Spence bequeaths his beautiful accent to Nowlan Carter. jackie Fullen wills to some other bird the patent on the Raven Red Club. Katy Sawyer gives the President to Chuck Hamilton. Bill DeVere bequeaths his radical ideas to some other open-minded history student. Dick Fickes wills his slide rule to Mr. C-ulden. Bill Fallon leaves his 2Of2O vision to Patty Redman. jean Bonner wills her vocal honors to Margy Setzer. Frank Halley leaves the junior girls to the junior boys. johnny Rarey wills his watch chain accessories to Smith and Lee. jerry Murphy bequeaths her powerful wrist action to Donn B. Miller. jack Sampson leaves the halls of Arlington still echoing his refrains. Curly Morrison turns over his well-chewed shirts to the Salvation Army. Bill Sherrard leaves-breathlessly. Nan Millisor bequeaths her stretching pills to jim Price. Shorty Long wills his title of The Sweetheart of the Sophomore Class to Nick Soussanin. Bill Preston leaves the coveted chauffeur's license to Avery Robbins. Barbara Saville wills the Arlingtonian front page and headache pills to Pauly Wheeler. jack Hively bequeaths his tricky jitterbug steps to any other boy who can find a daring partner. Lois Winkler wills the Irish twinkle in her heart to St. Patrick. Homer Rice leaves his Pemberville commando tactics to junior Morris. jlohn Falconer leaves to become a nurse's aid. oni Ulm wills l22 study hall to Keith Hoyt. Frances Reichmann begueaths her patriotic insignia to Erma Love. Don Stewart leaves the coaches the job of finding another football, basket- ball, and baseball one-man team. Helen Harder wills her red-headed temper to Marty Lou Ebright. Dave Pollard leaves the Arlingtonian, Citizen, and Dispatch to Dick Willet. Sybil Starkey wills the Green Dream to the Arlington garage. Tom Siebert wills his boisterous actions to Nancy Yontz. Esther Pace bequeaths her blow by blow description to Phyllis Allen. Billy Khourie leaves for the Club Zanzibar with a red-headed debutante. Mary Catherine Collins wills to Lucinda Magruder the job of disposing of the French Club pins. Mac Trembly leaves minus 25 pounds and civilian clothes. Roger Berlin wills his good-looking overcoat to The Wizard Weavers. janet Lang bequeaths her sunny disposition to Barbara Sours. Teddy Binder leaves with Skippy. Mary Ann Baas wills her husky voice to Ginnie Brush. Zuella Toombs leaves a year ahead of time. flfontinucd on Page 502 Page Twenty-three

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Jew Jlwm, Wow . . . And here we are arriving in Upper Arlington, United States of Mars. The land of the always, always, where warmth and sunshine fill the Mars the whole year 'round, where children play gleefully in the airfields, where school provides an opportunity for those who wish to pass the stiff entrance requirements for the six months' mail-order college of Pill-ec and Pre-flight. . . . And so, many citizens of the U. S. A. have migrated upward and havef settled down to a lifetime of concentrated vitamins and radio-therapy. . . . After being transplanted to Mars, the members of the younger generation have grown into upstanding citizens of the village-a village whose popula- tion has reached five million, whose mayor is john B. Gerlach, and whose' seal is the sign of the Marsupial because of its diplomatic pouch. The people lead fairly abnormal lives which are not interrupted by such irreg- ularities as taxes, homework, or sickness. . . . If you will look in the Hourly Gazette you might read that jody M'euser has just been gifted with the job of 28th vice president of the Coca Cola Bottling World Federation. It seems that she has set up stands in high schools all over the mars. john Falconer has been made her assistant with the position of Chief-coke-case-carrier .... Deacon Skeele of the Second Community Church of Mars has proclaimed the day after Saturn day to be Sunday .... jean Kenestrick, janet Lang and Eugenia Dittoe, housewives of merit, spend the better part of their day cooking the infra-red way. The Larry Howell Corporation, one of the few left in the dwindling automobile industry, is the sole manufacturer of light-violet convertibles. . . . Barbara Lee and Mary Ann Baas are distinguished cultivators of artificial orchids .... just the other day Ginny Tripp, Eloise Edwards and Marian Lint- ner were seen hopping a rocket ship for their weekly visit to the jupiter Child Clinic. The statue of Curly Morrison, Charles Atlas of Mars, has been erected in parks all over the country . . . in one of these same small parks, jean Shade has been employed as head ground-keeper where it is her duty to replace the Keep Off The Grass signs with her self-explanatory exclamation, Will you please not! An Arlington favorite son, jim Ebright, is running for his l7th term as President of the U. S. M. on a platform of ZummmmmmmStuff!l They say the little woman, jerry Murphy, has been right in there leading cheers' on his behalf for the past i6 terms .... jackie Fullen has established mil- linery stores in ten leading cities and Beanies with an A on Top are her specialties .... Don Sipp has just swum the Atlantic and Pacific and will, soon attempt the Apex of his career. Mary Catherine Collins and judy Tucker spend most of their time sitting on a cumulonimbulus cloud playing Stormy Weather .... Tycoon Khourie is now starring in Lost in a Harem .... Bill L. Sherrard conducted a nation-wide strike for all coal-mining robots .... Bob Schnoor and Hank Landis, professors emeritus, are hard at work on their edition of the book? Physics, Pre-Flight, Trig, and Solid in Six Easy Lessons. Marjorie Reese, notorious horse thief, has pilfered The Orsborn Diamond , precious stone of the Orsborn collection .... Miss Carolyn Sawyer of Katie's Kute Koffins for Kold Kuddly Korpses fame has an- nounced that she will hereafter undertake burial footwear with the help of her assistant, Zuella Toombs .... Toni Ulm, Ronni Denun.e, and Frankie Esper are serving their fourth terms as members of the Probate Court, Bureau of Name Changes. Ned Green, manufacturer of razor blades sold at cut-throat prices, is still determined to eliminate Bluebeards .... Dave Crabtree edits the Mars lcldllflllllffl on lfugu S82 Pagr Ttwfnty-ffvz'