Upper Arlington High School - Norwester Yearbook (Upper Arlington, OH)

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CLASS WILL We, the Senior Class ot Upper Arlingon l-ligh School ot the village ot Upper Arling- ton ot the Northwest Territory, do hereby and torthwith state and publish these vices and virtues as our last will and testament, andsolemnly bestow them upon our underclassmen. The Senior Class wills its ability that put Upper Arlington on the map to the under- graduates in the hope that they will be able to keep it there. Charles Dowdy does duly bequeath speed to the up and coming track star, Jesse Owens. Janet Cutt sends her dancing aspirations to Reed McClelland. Kurtis Miller wishes his ability as a gigolo on Georgie Pack. Justine Carmack adds her beau-catching hair bows to Paddle Taylor's collection. Jerry Stockdale wills his Don Juan complex to the l-leath twins. Suegenia Demaree bestows her Kentucky drawl upon Mary Mulholland. Marjorie lett Vance Lee betore he had a chance to leave her. Betty Tobin gives Tittany's back to New York. Ed l-lall leaves Miss Schultz. June Knowlton donates her book larnin' to Ed Minor. James Barry wills his loquaciousness to Marilyn Gardner. Nancy Cash leaves her shyness to Keith Forrest. ' Joe Anstaett leaves his chautteur's license to Marjorie Sanborn. Barbara Exline sends l-low To Win Friends and lntluence People to our good triend, Mr. McCullough. Bobby Rarey leaves his hourly rendezvous to Flo Parker. Jane Durrant bequeaths her stepladder to Bobby Faught. Ewing Boles wills his studiousness to Peggy Parr. Sarah Dodd bestows upon Jimmy Andrews her general usetulness. Pete F-lershberger gives his gold and silver tootballs, basketballs, etc., to that aspiring maiden- Louise Bath leaves her milk stool to Jimmy Baynes. Jim Davies wills his various presidencies to any brave soul. Margaret Dittmer bestows her giggle upon Guy Peterson. Bruce wills the principal's otiice back to Mr. Jackson tor tuture use. Donna Kelley gives her pout back to Simone Simon. Bill Zartman wills his blushes to Betty Hall. Ruth Anne l-lutt wills Leesburg to Mr. Larkin. Fred Rainey leaves his eyebrows to Mr. Jackson. Bette Baldwin donates her avoirdupois to Pete Sayers. Goebel l-leusch bequeaths his wavy hair to Bob Gibsen. June Durrant gives the Grandview boys back to the Grandview girls. Wesley Shatter wills his quietness and reserve to Bud Jaeger. Vivian Slater leaves her gold tootball tor the trophy case. Sam Clark bequeaths his ability to get along with Miss l-lottman to Paulie Nash. Betty Jackson leaves her technique tor a long time romance to Tommy Wilson. Jack Grat leaves the tootball and basketball teams stranded. Lorraine Van Ordstrand wills her devil-may-care attitude to Cy Miller. Bud l-layhurst is willing to leave. Three cheers 'For the armyll Suzy Fraher wills her swing skirts to Benny Goodman's band. Walter lsaly bestows his manly physique upon Owen l-leusch. CContinued on page 855 Page Eighteen

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SENIOR CLASS .PROPHECY Place: The mall in front of the school. Time: Just before midnight-June l,2038. Occasion: Reunion of the class of I938. At the toll of midnight, there is a flurry of activity which is terminated by the mate- rialization of dozens of floating figures. Greetings are being exchanged, and the spirits whose lives contained the same interests are soon seated together and talking of the past. The first group of apparitions is quite a large one. Jane Durrant is telling her former classmates about her world-famous collection which contained Al Smith's derby, Will Rogers' lariat, and Ghandi's pin. ln reply to her story, Jerry Stockdale, in his later years better known as Lothario Deversee, tells us that he was the idol of all the American theatergoers and that he amassed a great fortune by his talented acting. June Knowlton, whom we expected to have a brilliant career rather disappointed us with her tale. She gave up a fine teaching position to become the wife of the manager of the New York Yankees. Another in this group is Barbara Exline, who, due to her gum- chewing propensities and her loquaciousness, became a telephone operator but lost the company's money because of her long conversations. Last in this assemblage is Bet-A- Million Rainey, whose manipulations in the stock market were the joy and despair of thousands of speculators. Dorothy Kromer, who was the National Chairman of the Democratic Party, is explaining to Goebel l-leusch how she led her party through fifteen consecutive presi- dential elections. Goebel then tells her that he was the under-secretary to Senator Blow, and insisted that he owed his good health to the fact that he drank a glass of water every morning upon arising. Bruce Osborne, that famous wing-collared dean of the Wharton School of Finance, is listening to a portly, well-fed individual in expensive clothing. It is Bud Greer, the retired capitalist and multi-millionaire, who made his money as the manufacturer of B. G. Dog- biscuits. Another man who had amassed a great fortune is Jim Davies, who was a philanthropist and president of the Boy Scouts. That handsome, well-groomed, debonair fellow on the far side of the mall is none other than Vance Lee, who lived up to our expectations by filling the position of vice president of a paint company in Detroit. Who is that with whom he is talking? It is Bill Zartman, who even in his youth loved hunting, and later in his life became a scientist and made an exhaustive study of the ancient indian tribes in South America. Those two well-known personalities from different fields of art, who are speaking together, are Justine Carmack and Jim Barryj Our fair Justine lived up to our hopes by being a landscape artist. l-ler choice of color and subject was marvelous. Jim, better known as Monsieur Du Barry, made authentic copies of all the famous women's hats. After trying several professions at which he was very discontented, Joe Anstaett earned a sizeable fortune as a gentleman farmer in Northern Qhio. His rolling acres were the pride of the state. l-le is congratulating Miss Bath, who owned a string of dairy farms and developed a method of sending milk across the country through pipe lines. What will be the international language of the world? Pete I-lershberger and Ewing Boles are trying to settle this. Pete was the surprise of the class for we always thought that he had an aversion toward speaking French, but he turned out to be the professor of Romance Languages at the State University. Ruth Anne Huff always appeared to have dramatic aspirations, but they were sub- merged in her profession as a dietitian . Tonight we find her advising Walter lsaly and CC0ntimred cm page 52D Page Twenty