Upper Arlington High School - Norwester Yearbook (Upper Arlington, OH)

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THE SENIOR CLASS WILL We, tlie Senior Class of 1933. ‘I' solemnly declare tliis to lie our last will and testament, and do bequeath these, our outstanding characteristics, vice and virtues, to our successors and underclassmen, this second da in June, in the year of our Lord one thousand nine hundred and thirty-three. Carl Work Palmer leaves to Cuthhert May hurst that well-known walk. Homer Sayers wills his dusks complexion to Roberta O’Prien. Pill Shank wills bis beguiling way t Pob Pow. Poll Thomas bestows upon Pud Mattison his Herculean physique. Phil Wood “wheels his much reputed “sixteen cylinder job to Pob Culbertson. Thelma Cahill wills her serene countenance to Jane Penlwnv. Elizabeth Dale Clark bestows the right of making 1 . . announcements upon her poor, unsuspecting successor. Petty Ewing wills her Drac pin to Kay Franks. Julia Hamlin wills Elizabeth Martin her clieen grin. Edna l.ohmcyer bestows upon am unsuspecting soul her unusual nickname (“Tissic ). Edith Morris wills her retiring wa to Jack Jackson. Jane Mylander wishes to leave her superb command of the English language to Pob Spangler. Katherine Pfetiing wills the job of editing the Annual to anyone who is willing to take it. Mary Margaret Kadicke bequeaths her ever-waving locks to Rosemary Reed. Pat Schenk wills Mary Wall her ability to wield a lipstick. Mary Alice Shatter gladly bestows upon Francis Pfcning the right to taxi the whole squad home. Jane Shawaker wills her zest to Petty Clark. Mary K. Stukey wills her hearty guffaw to Arlene Seiler. Arlene Tripp bequeaths her petite stature to Ruth Yaw. Dorotha Smith leaves her orange and black sweater to future Arlington patriots. I.ois Wuichet wills her ability to “get by without studying to Paul Lanivh. Paul Millikin and Anne Scott leave their ability t blush to AIL our janitor. Carl Janies Aschinger wills bis sense of humor to Edmund Yantes. Grant Crane bestows upon the Junior class his golden silence. Sam Devine wills to Howard Smith his well-known “bird-legs’ . Jack Durrant leaves to Guy Cahill his intense interest in the feminine residents of Grandview . David Eolkerth wills his Greek god beauty to Joe Mechem. Pat Jones bestows upon Donald Port his “heartbreaking baritone Hugh Miller wills to Paul Pest his mischievous ways. Lloyd Osborne wills bis crooning! ?) aspirations to Jack Watson. George Sargent liestows his Prawny Strength on Robert bickell. Charles Schwenker wills his awe-inspiring brilliance to Dorothy Miller. Harry Simons leaves that devastating smile to Phil TefTt. Pill Snyder bequeaths his naive manner to Pob Pott man. Robert Spatulau wills his persistence to Jim Conn. John Warfel passes on his “pink and w hite loveliness to John borman. Page P'hoen (Continued on ('title So

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THE HISTORY OF THE CLASS OF 1933 History? Yes! To think that there is no more present and future to our High School life—just past! From now on. each one will he going his own way. plodding along, trying to make a success of himself. So. while we have a chance, let us see what we have accomplished. The old stand-hys of our class- Margaret Brown, C arl Fainter, (irant Crane, lane Shawaker. Jack Howe and Homer Savers have attended Arlington from the first grade. Mir class has been exceptionally large since the third grade, when a great many first graders skipped to the third. This accounts for the fact that our class is the largest to have graduated from Arlington High! lu the spring of hj-’4. while in the third grade, we had the thrilling experience of moving from the little school to the new school building, which had just been completed. 'The remaining years in the grades passed very quickly and we soon found ourselves in High School. As Freshmen, each section of the class elected a president and a vice-president. John Harmon and Jack Howe had the honor of being the presidents: Homer Sayers and Jane Shawaker were chosen for the vice-presidents; Ruth Knoderer and Harry Simons were our efficient secretary-treasurers during the Freshman year. (irant Crane was elected president of our Sophomore class: Phil Wood, vice-president. and Ruth Knoderer, secretary-treasurer for both the Sophomore and Junior years. During this time, our reputation was established both athletically and scholastically. We made our dehut into society with our Sophomore Hop. which we did consider and still do consider the best one presented in the history of the school. We will always remember our Junior year for the Junior-Senior with its attractive decorations, corsages, ami delicious cream chicken: also, for our feeling of inferiority to the Seniors. Carl Palmer and Paul Millikiu held the offices of president and vice-president respectively during our third year in High School. The officers for our Senior year were Phil Wood, president: Wayne Den-how. vice-president: Margaret Kromer. secretary; and Paul Millikiu. treasurer. We were very proud of the football team, which won every game that it played. This year’s team was composed mainly of Senior boys, fourteen of whom received letters. A great many of these hoys have brought honor to the school in both basketball and track. Being represented by several Seniors, the girls also had a successful season in basketball. Our Kra .y Kaj er Revue went off with a bang even though few appeared at the rehearsals and the revue was not organized until the last practice. The second social affair of this year was the Senior Dinner Dance, which was given on February 18. Although this was the first of its kind in the school’s history, it was a great success, due to the untiring efforts of Paul Millikiu and Phil W ood. W e have vet to give our Senior-Junior and the Senior play, which undoubtedly will he the best ever. We want to thank thosi of the faculty who have contributed to our success, ami we ho|xr that they will soon forget our unsatisfactory conduct and will remember instead our good points. llard as it is to say good-bye. still we must, and draw the curtain on the last act of our high school career. Arlene Triim Marc a ret Kromer. Frank ni»erson. Page Fourteen

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SENIOR CLASS PROPHECY (Extract from the Tri-Village News) June 15, 1955—United Press Tin-: I’xloi r: ix Parties Baron Vlodivosky Simolean Von Howe, in celebration of his marriage to Madamoiselle I'umnie de la Terre Carter, his third wife, brings forth the uni |ue in honeymoons hv chartering the steamer “Norwester” of the Anderson and Mason lines for a round the world cruise. His guest list is composed of that famous class of nineteen hundred thirty-three. the flower of the Middle West. Mr. L. I). Osborne, famous Danseur, who shook Broadway with his adagio dancing, will conduct the entertainment on the ship which is in charge of Captain Jones. It was a rainy, drizzling night in June. Long rows of wharf lights lit up the great hulk of the ship, snuggled close to the wooden pier. At the head of the gangplank stood the first mate. Mr. Durrant, calmly awaiting the arrival of the passengers. Shrouded in wet furs. Miss Donaldine Morgan, once a mere manicure girl who worked her way up to the management of one of New York’s finest dress shops, minced up the gangplank to he greeted by the ever patronizing Mr. Spandau. second mate. Close upon her heels followed Texas Tripp, the hard boiled night club lady, dragging by the ear her little husband. S. L. Devine, the eminent cartoonist. Slowly the guests disappeared: trunks were pitched into yawning holes; the wharf emptied. Pack in a dim corner, away from the glare of lights, a feeble old man with bent body faintly called out, Apples! Apples for a nickel! Help a starving man. His cries were so pitiful that Dr. Gillespie stepped over to buy an apple. Paul Millikin! he gasped. Yes. trembled Paul, the forgotten man! The following days were gay ones. The sun shone down on the merry guests, who were talking about old times. There was but one lacking among them, Carl Palmer. Poor Im v, he died of rickets. You know lie never was a very strong lad. Iisj ed Jane Mylander. the famous actress who co-starred with Perry Clark so often. Murder! Murder! Murder! The cry resounded down the long deckways. through the large rooms. People whispered in hushed tones; eyes rolled, suspiciously settling on strangers. The passengers, a beehive of anxiety, centered around the nervous and startled Jane Shawaker. a stewardess. I went in to serve her meal, and there she lay. right across the couch, dead. she said. Betty Ewing! the star tennis champion! W hy couldn't it have been someone else? Stop! bellowed a large man with a hawklike face, I'll attend to this. And pray tell just who are you? sneered Captain Jones. Carl .Whinger, the great detective. lie haughtily replied. Awful silence reigned. The people had confidence in tin- great .Whinger. Harumph!—the first thing 1 shall do is to find the names ami occupations of some of you people. W ho are you? he said, pointing to a middle aged lady, with flaming hair. Mv name is Miss Pfening. I write poetry. she retorted. And who are you? lie bellowed, looking sternly at a man with greying hair. I. sir. am Attorney Harmon, and this is my client, Hugh Miller, accused of swindling. And you! he shouted, wheeling around and pointing an accusing linger. dignified gentleman answered. I resent being jMiinted out! Mv name is Mr. P. I. Wood and 1 am president of the National Rotarian Club. The eminent detective slipped across the deck and clapped his hand on a lady wearing a lorgnette and carrying a lap dog, saying. Do you know who committed this murder? Who are you and your companion? My dealt Page SiOeen