Upper Arlington High School - Norwester Yearbook (Upper Arlington, OH)

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 -• ©• CTHE NORUJESTEE •-vg N. Spangler, physical culture expert. In which were good articles by Miss Mary Jane Yciscr, beauty critic, Miss Betty Wright, dietitionist, Miss Miriam Shatter, cosmetic expert and Miss Marjorie Tharp, household critic. Thus we see that the world could not very well have gotten along without the class of ’3 1 as they are at the top of most of its doings. Justin Folkerth. PRACTICAL PUNS ON THE SENIOR CLASS GUESS WHO 1. General utility man for the “musky feeted” girls’ basketball team. 2. She “ Faugh t” for love. 3. Two girls running around trying to get their annual money. One is “Duff” and the other one “Morris”—so. 4. A philanthropist who philandered with his “ninety pounds of sweetness.” 5. The galloping ghosts in petti-coats or the three-must-get-theirs. 6. Small but “Hardy.” 7. An ideal model for a toothpick factory who travels in the company of a T harp. S. She’s trying to get “B. O.,” strange as it may seem. 9. A black-haired girl to whom we accredited a little sense is showing signs of becoming quite “Dizzy.” 10. She is well known for the cheese and hose manufactories bearing her name. 11. A “Wall” that upholds the Arlington scholastic standards. 12. I hat blue-eyed youth who is so Scotch that be sits at home with little canary to save the expense of a boxing or wrestling match. 13. The “Earl.” 14. Our chemistry equipment is slowly but surely being “Dunn” for. 15. He’s “Just-in” from no place in particular. 16. I his swankie mite Ann-a-belle from Grandview have been seen tripping the not-so-light fantastic at recent dances. 1. Oof Farmer 5. Betty Spangler 10. Helen Enochs 2. Jay Yeiser Wilma Barnhar r 1 1. Walter Wall 3. Kitty Duff Carolyn ( )rth 12. Lowell Latham Ei.lis Morris 6. [ane Kelley 13. Eari. Clark 4. Homer Davies 7. Betty Wright 14. Dorothy Dunn X. Carol Barricklow 15. Justin Folkerth 9. Mary [ane Petro 16. Doyne Bardon By Jean Curtice Blanche Cur hue Martha Farmer fitif r Iwrnty-lnvo

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 « ©• CTHE NORIDESTER CLASS PROPHECY March 4, I9S2 After a brief interview with Elmer Arbogust, who had just won the U. S. open Golf Championship for the fifth Consecutive year, I, reporter of the New York Life, drove up Broadway to the matinee premier for New York’s largest and latest theater owned h Miss Dorothy Dunn. The show for the premier featured Miss kittv Duff, personality pianist, and her fast Passion Klower Orchestra. The story for the play, written by Miss Ruth Sargent, modernistic author, was recommended b Miss Carol Barricklow, world-wide literary critic, to Miss Marjorie Simons, a playwright, who adapted it to the stage. As I entered the theatre I met Robert Ewing, Esq., famous criminal lawyer, who was at that time working on the case of Robert Mathews, President Mathews Chewing Gum Corp. vs. the State. As we were chatting about old times, who should enter but Doyne Rardon, world famous humorist, accompanied by John Jackson, owner of the noted chain of “Cowboy” drug stores. Just then Miss Helen Enochs, New York ociet queen, and her part took their bo and the show' began. The two best numbers of the orchestra program were Jean Curtice, great Broadway dancer and Wilma Barnhart, well-known blues singer. As we were leaving the theatre we met Miss Jane Kelley, foremost woman sport critic of America, accompanied by Miss Blanche Curtice, illustrious woman athlete and Miss Martha Parmer, a great basketball coach. Miss Kelley heartily recommended that I see the world’s championship wrestling bout between Midget White, American defending champion, and the German challenger. I thanked her and told her I would be sure to be there. I then rushed to the telephone and called Mr. William Ohl, millionaire sportsman, to see if I could get a ringside pass. I was happily surprised when requested by Mr. Ohl to accompany his party. That evening when I joined Mr. Old’s party at the arena, owned by Miss Ellis Morris, one of America’s greatest business magnates, I found among others in his party, Richard Paugh, C. S. singles champion; Charles Todd, javelin thrower on the American Olympic team; “the Great Earl Clark, first among America’s basketball pros, and Lowell Latham, one of the nation’s finest football coaches. As we waited for the main bout the noise of the crowd was suddenly drowned out by the loud, effervescent voice of Homer Davies, radio announcer known throughout the world, who was to broadcast the match. Among the notables at the fight were Mr. Philip Stoltz, star automobile racer; Mr. Marvin Hein, Director of Public Service of the City of Cincinnati, who had come to New York to aid in the construction of a new sewage dis| osal plant. md Mr. fames M. Geohagan, the most noted poet in the World. After the bout in which “Midget” White successful I defended his title, I hurried home as 1 had yet to review two magazines, one of which was a science magazine published by Miss Mary Jane Petro, automobile magnate. In this were several articles written by Mr. Walter Wall, premier among phxsicists, in which he told of the new radio-cnntr died car, invented by Eddie Petit, which could be parked by radio to save walking and also of the shrill tone horn latch developed h John Henry. The other magazine was a ladies magazine published b Alberta Hobstetter, backed by the Modiste Shop owned In Carolyn Orth and edited by Miss Bettx t'tujf Iwmly-one

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 ♦4-. ‘THE HORIDESTERI •© »• • -. THE SENIOR CLASS fresents BAB” A Comedy in Four Acts by Edward Childs Carpenter (Directed by Ir. McCtillough) THE CHARACTERS Bab James Archibald, her father . - Mrs. James Archibald, her mother Leila, her sister Carter Brooks . Guy Qrosvenbr - fane Raleigh Eddie Perkins Clinton Beresford — -------------- Hannah, maid at Archibald's. William, butler at Archibald's lean Curtice Justin l olkerth Marjorie Tharp Marjorie Simons Elmer Arbogust Dick Pa tig It -Kitt Dutf John White Homer Davies --Carol Barricklovv Lowell Latham path twenty-three