Upper Arlington High School - Norwester Yearbook (Upper Arlington, OH)

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 cfHE NOR1DESTER •--S'Ov STOP! LOOK! LISTEN! Let this he a warning to nil on-coming classes. We, the class of nineteen thirty-one, in virtue of our superior knowledge and wealth of experience, pass on to you this data, collected most diligently, concerning the faculty, which advice may he of assistance to you in dealing with the aforementioned honorable body: Article I. Don’t let Mr. Jackson's dark looks frighten you. Remember even the blackest clouds have a silver lining. Aiticle II. Don’t tiv to get to school before Miss Schultz does or stay after she leaves. She wanks from dusk to dawn. Article III. Don’t waste your time trying to sneak up on Mr. Glass when he’s not smiling. We have tried it and have found it to be impossible. Article IV. Don’t bother Miss Shidaker with am more questions than necessary. Her Home Ec. classes keep her busy wanting to know “where to throw the dishwater,” etc. Article V. Don’t try to find out win Miss Kile giggles hysterically in History class. She Won’t tell you. Article VI. Don’t ti to imitate Mr. McCullough's extensive and eloquent vocabulary. It isn’t humanly possible. Article VII. Don’t think you are especially honored when Mr. Gulden greets you with a stately bow. It’s just one of his many courteous habits. Article VIII. Don’t dodge when Mr. Meyer throws an eraser at you. It probably won’t hit you anyway. Article IX. Don’t go through high school without being in one of Miss Long’s classes and enjoying her sense of humour. Article X. Don’t be fooled by Miss llcyman’s red hair. She realh isn't like that. Article XI. Don’t try to out-argue Mr. Larkin. He can’t be wrong, he knows he’s right. Article XII. Don’t try to get Mr. Cavins’ attention awav from Physics. He’s passionately fond of the subject. Article XIII. Don’t impose on Miss Lewis’ good nature. It can be done but it Wouldn’t be fair. Aiticle XIV. Don’t try to copy Miss Heaver’s clothes. It’s her own charming St le that makes them look so well. Article XV. Don’t fail to get in Min. Davis’ band or orchestra if you want to •ret out of nine tenths of your classes. rticle X I. Don’t ti to slidi through your art classes. Mrs. Van Hook’s a haul worker and expects you to be. rticle XVII. And most impoit.mtnt all, Don’t believi everything Mr. Jones tells you. H» wouldn’t deceive you for the world but he does enjoy a giHiil joke. cui III

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 •'S- T H E NORLDESTER -© MRAA'CUllDUGU MISS LONG MISS BEAVLR. MU GLASS MR GULDEN MISS SCHULTZ MISS KILE. MRS DAVIS page seven

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