Upper Arlington High School - Norwester Yearbook (Upper Arlington, OH)

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 ■« ©• cr HE NORIDESTER (5 «- -------------------------------------------- ■ ----------■ designed and built by the Olsen Aircraft Corporation. 1 hated to leave the old home town where I had the best time of my life, but my business called me. You know, after a man makes a million dollars, he has to do twice as much work to keep it. Jack Miller. SENIOR CLASS WILL We, the members of the Senior class, leave this as our last will and testament. We bequeath our possessions real or imaginary as follows: I. To the Juniors: a. We ieave all our Senior privileges, such as taking Physics and other studies of misery. b. Senior dignity and rank. c. And, the responsibility of the carrying on of Senior activities and hard work, and at the end the glory that is due them. II. To the Sophomores: To the girls, we bequeath the sole right to worship those oncoming football and basketball heroes, who. by this will, fall heir to the distinguished places vacated by the prominent boys of '29. III. To the Freshmen: We leave our LOVE of study, which must be used to the best advantage, for it is scarce and far between. TV. To the Remaining Student Body: We leave our class spirit to uphold our never to be forgotten Arlington School, and the privileges of always being good sports. V. To the Faculty: We leave our sincere gratitude and appreciation for their cooperation and patience. VI. Special Legacies: We will to Francis. Jane Ames’ line of chatter. We will to “Cot” Shaw, the right to date Marjorie Smith during the absence of Tim Armstrong, We will t » Marjorie Tharp the pessimistic ways of Betty Heusch. We will Katherine Reading’s great executive ability to “Freddy” Lohmeyer. We will the art ability of Frances Schwartz to Betty Rudd. We will all of Mary Lou Coxhead’s information concerning the care of the hair of the male sex to Harriet McClure. We will to Bill Kern, Miriam Duff's happy disposition. We will to Marian Holl that one attribute of which Mary Louise Schenk is a connoisseur—“That Precious Little Thing Called Love. We leave Virginia Pfennig's quiet nature to Doris Garner. We endow Bob Barnes with the industrious habits of Joe Thomas. We leave Russell Wing’s perfect school attendance to Eddie Petit. We will to Ben Williams the musical ability of Jack Miller. We will Ben Watson. Marvin ()1 sen's giggle. We leave to Fat Ogden Pierce Denman’s basketball skill. We leave to Bob Kelley. Charles Lewis’ position as Senior Vampire. We will “Silo Lakin's 6 feet inches 'o |immv Petro. We leave to Dottie Bell McFccley, Bob Crane’s sarcastic ways. We endow “Billie Lohmeyer with Chet Mirick's position on the honor roll. To Miss Vance, we leave a hope chest, and a iife filled with happiness and prosperity. To Mr. Jackson, we leave an abundance of tardy and excuse slips to take the place of those we have used. Patje twenty

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 - S- T H E NORIDESTER -G » ---------------------------------------------------------------------- me stood a big green taxi with “Si Lakin's De Luxe 50c Cab” written on tlu side in big bulky letters. So Silo was the owner of a large cab company. I must see the old boy. After inquiring of the driver how 1 could possibly find his “big boss,” I entered the taxi and we were soon speeding away to the Upper Arlington Golf Course. When we arrived at our destination, I found this internationally known course to he one of the finest I have ever seen, and there standing on the fifth tec I found Silo and Pierce Denman listening to Tim Armstrong tell how he had recently won the British Open. It is because I used my own make of golf ball.” Tim said. 1 later learned that he had invented and was manufacturing a ball that stuck to Newton’s first law and would neither hook nor slice, but would continue in a straight line. We were discussing old times when who should drive up in a snappy blue roadster hut Mary Louise Schenk to inform her husband that she was tired of being a “golf widow” and would like to know if he would be so kind as to have dinner with her. Pierce readily accepted, and they invited n e to dine with them. We jumped into the car and were soon entering the “Purple Parrot Restaurant” owned and operated by Betty lleusch and Virginia Pfening. Betty and Virginia certainly did have a wonderful establishment. It was world-wide famous not only because it had been padlocked several times, but its excellent food. I wanted very much to see these two successful girls, but as fate would have it. they were in Europe at the time visiting Francis Schwartz who was giving some of the noted European painters a few modernistic ideas on art. 'flic meal was about half over when 1 happened to glance over on the other side of the room and much to my surprise, I saw Marv Lou Coxhead and Bob Crane. They came over to our table and we had a nice long talk about the days gone by. During the conversation I learned that Bob was doing very nicely in the cigar business and that Mary Lou was having a hard time spending his money. We had finished our meal and on the way out whom did we meet but Chet Mi rick who seemed to be enjoying a fried chicken dinner very much. From the looks and the size of the meal, Chet must have become very prosperous. The theatre was suggested and voted for unanimously. We were about to enter a magnificent playhouse when a big classy machine, chauffeur and all. drove up and Chuck Lewis and Katherine Reading stepped from it. Chuck was owner of a large circuit of theatres, but this one we were about to enter, he told me. was the best. lie found us the finest seats in the house and we enjoyed being with them during the show. The picture was fine, starring Miriam Duff and Joe Thomas. Miriam was the heroine and Joe the villain. Who would ever think that two of my classmates would gain fame in the movies? After the picture I heard wonderful music coming from a mighty six-manual pipe organ with Russ Wing at the console. After he had finished his selections I thought the house would go mad. Such applause! I felt like getting tip and shouting—telling the world that he was a classmate of mine. As soon as the house was quiet. I heard music from a stage band. The curtain went up and I saw a fine show with Dick Quigley as master of ceremonies. As yet I had not heard of Jane Ames. No one seemed to know where she was or what she could be doing, but it was only a short time until T found out. As we left the theatre. I heard the newsboys shouting. “Jane mes is suing f«»r divorce.” I read the article and found that this was only the fourteenth time such an event had happened. It was almost time for me to return to New York, so Pierce took me to the Grand Central Airport where 1 boarded my plane and was soon speeding back-home. I learned from the chief pilot that this plane was a new 60-passenger type Page nineteen

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 ••« ©• CTHE NORIDESTER •© - • -'3NS' To Miss Kile we leave the applause of a prima donna. To Mr. Jones we bequeath reams anti reams of paper in order that he may advise his faculty as t«» the rights and wrongs of their profession. To Miss Schultz we will a class of 100 per cent I did pupils, which will be the fulfillment of a long cherished dream. To Miss Long we leave a life membership to the Daddy Long Legs t lub” for women over six feet live inches. To Miss Shidaker we leave a Dream House and perfect happiness. To Mr. Meyers we propound this problem: Is it universal gravitation which propels his ‘chariot’ as far as Logan?” To Mr. McCullough we leave the fulfillment of his cherished dream, a Doctor of Law Degree. We feel sure von will be a brilliant advocate of Criminal Court. To Miss Heynian, we leave the right to all our gym clothes left in the locker room after May 24. and the right to all the long lost, strayed or stolen hockey sticks. To Mr. Laugh we leave our deepest gratitude and appreciation for the many things he has accomplished. To Mr. Glass we bequeath all such odds and ends that would otherwise be destroyed for the beginning of what will some time be the Arlington Airport Club. Last, but not least, we leave, not by necessity but of our own free will, our blessings, our pledge of loyalty, and our sincerity. Thus closes our (The Senior class of 1929) last will and testament. W e hereby cause our seal to be affixed. Started, finished, and legalized, this eighth day of April, nineteen hundred and twenty-nine, in the presence of the author and the quietness ( ?) of Miss Hcyman’s fifth period study hall. Betty Heuscii. I also work here ( ?). TO THE SENIORS Can it be you’re leaving us After all these years— Ending all our comradeship. With its joys and tears? Are you now to part from us Schoolmates for so long? We’ve worked and played in fellowship Together all along. Ready now to venture forth You’ll scatter far apart; And we are left to carry on With loneliness of heart. (lone but not forgotten. True today as in the past. Should we henceforth never see you. Treasured memories will last. Here your class has made a place: To fill it. we must try. So Seniors, dear, we say farewell.” Barewell but not goodbye.” Jeanne Pontius. Page tiventy-onc