University of Texas Health Science Center - IATRO Yearbook (Houston, TX)

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Jorge Weingarten can’t believe that Margarita Garcia and Kathy Flanagan a1) smiling at a time like this. David Carlson Pear That’s right, another line t REreEeer “Mom” sends off another bunch. Greg Swanson; camera in one hand, destiny in the other.

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Senior Events Senior Events Summus Medicus We will take all your clothes off And get you undressed, And diddle around With the parts we like best. . We'll poke you and probe you And peek everywhere, And laugh at your body While you're standing right there. We can tell you whatever Pops into our mind — We might call your backache A cancerous spine, We might tell you your freckles Are dread melanoma, Or say you were out For a fifty year coma. We'll anesthetize you At seven A.M. And play gin on your face Till quarter past ten. We’re doctors And we can remove your whole brain, Poke your eyes out with fly rods And never explain, Rip out your kidneys And feed them to cats, Or cut off your buttocks And wear them like hats... — author unknown Seniors Events Senior Events

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John Narro and Robert Todd take the news sitting down. Match Day is the day when medical students all over the country are paired with available residency positions through the Na- tional Residency Matching Program. It’s a nervewracking day for students and faculty alike. Janice Pruessner meets her match. 65 SPURL RET REC BEERS SIS BOLUS SHULD DEEDES SES TISLELS E8922 CIEE TOME SL EESULA SEERA ESSE EEO ESOS DEEN IOS EEE DEEDES IEE LEEDS DELILE,