University of Tennessee Knoxville - Volunteer Yearbook (Knoxville, TN)

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History of junior mass WRITTEN, or composediah! should say produced i'vOiO-beg pardohihut dedicated to the greatest minds and the most worldly genii that will grace the twentieth century with their presence, or, still better, their absence. The Junior Class has a history of valiant deeds. Their skill in riding ponies, the strategy in passing Trig. and the working of the Latin Prof. are all worthy of renowr. ii Turn wer the pages of fame, dnd there you 'kvz'll find inscribed our name, l The juniorsX Heavens -the world stands aghast. Our idle brains are building air-castles, while the hated formula of Cooper D. fall upon deaf ears, and the English Professor tries to expostulate the Latin jokes in the latest version of the great Greek forefather of King Hulicukus, who lived on the upper side of the planet Mars. But, alas! iiAn idle brain is a. Devilis workshop. The history of the Junior Class, if well written, would fill several libraries and the second and third stories of a second-hand book store. But now, as we take ship for Seniordom, we make our last will. Ye Freshmen, beware! follow the steps of the Junior. To you we bequeath our jacks, ponies, trots, Skinners, and hobbies. Do as we did: Never touch them! And now the Historian ends or, rather, discontinues on account of a. deficiency of gray matter in his upper story. He is not a Hegotist, but will venture to say this much of himself: that he is not only the greatest historian and philosopher of the age, but the greatest genius that ever illuminated mankind. C. G. S. 33