University of Tennessee Knoxville - Volunteer Yearbook (Knoxville, TN)

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History, glass of 98 563 54 ft: $ 9 S! R RATHER, this i5 the space set aside for the History, By order of the Commandant, the Class of '98 has 110 History. Thatts hardly a faiir statement of the case, either. You see, it was this way: Some time ago the Historian was ordered, for the benefit of the community, to remove from his physiognomy the hirsute growth thereon, to curtail the longi- tudinal dimension of the capillary covering of his caput, mid to impart a gloss to the envelopes of his pedal extremities tnumbers 1034, H 12150. It was then only four months until the time for THE VOLUNTEER to go to press. Time, alas, has a very bad habit. It just fugits along quietly and doesn't wait for any living man or dead ghost. The Historian was aware of this habit of Old Time; he was also aware that it would be an impossibility for him to carry out the orders of the Commandant and concoct a Class History in the time left not taking into consideration the hours, which, judging from past experience, he expected to spend dodging the attentions, kindly and otherwise tmostly other- wise of the bull pup owned by the father of his best girl. You see how it was. Charge the lack of a history to the Commandant and the pup aforesaid, or thank them for it, just as you see ht. The Historian is made of Hgungin rubberH and putty, with wheels on the inside of him, so you need not stand back for fear of hurting his feelings. Thatis all. Yours, H. L. J. B., Historian. Na Na