University of Tennessee Chattanooga - Moccasin Yearbook (Chattanooga, TN)

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s 932 A ' eZil!imLu.i. Jgj,- T17 ' ,W x 1 l l T Zim, U. of C. fVVith the Necessary Apologies.j O, Dr. Kline, you good old scout, a stein to thee we raise, Our voices join in happy song as your dear name we praise, For we have come to know you well, and hold none half so queer, O, Dr. Kline, as your sidehurns, the which we do revere. Rave on! Rave on! with French and German unceasing, Rave onl Rave on! we like to hear your laugh: VVe know your line, but Dr. Kline, we'll gladly stand the gaff That we may smile with you awhile. Rave on! Rave on! O, Dr. Green, your slippery frogs, your quizzes and your grades Make us afraid to waste our time on eating, sleep or maids, Our penmanship we know is punk-our minds are worse than that But if you'll give us D or more we'll work-Jehoshaphat! Rave on! Rave on! your pipiens are so boring. Rave on! Rave onl the frogs are slippery and smell. You sure can fuss-it's hard on ns, but now we know right well That there are few as nice as you. Rave on! Rave on! O, Dr. Hooper, ethics is so dry and dull and slow, Weld like some day to show you how the thing should really go. And logic-Gee, it is a joke the way that some men think That that's the way to prove that hay is hay, and ink is ink. Rave on! Rave onl with kinaesthetic senses, Rave on! Rave on! with hedonistic belief. Your line is old, so we are told, and we had rather sleep, Bnt we won't shirk, for you we'll work. Rave on! Rave on! 2-1- 4-44-- -' 31- 'f V , 6 . ' -s g 3 W . mr. 2' -

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' i '72ixsii, fi UQ ' '34, L . 1 ., ir 'I -I5-2 ' 'I s , l ' x iv J. l V ' A . W! W , K - 5 , 1 44 X V V I V :, -' , I j 1 ' , . 3 V 7:4 AR- 'U 4, A ,rg f . E . . .... ..., -4 Other Officers of Instruction R'IARCARE'l' QLJANTOCK SMITH, AB. LONNIE MAE NORTON, A.B. ,'IJ.fi.fI!llll l'rnfv.vsor of Biology Dirrrior of Dramalifs A.I'l. lilllvcwsily nl' C'lx:utlnmmp::1, 1022, A.B. Virginia Cnllvxze, MAX L. BLOCK flssislarll in Plzysirs ALVIN Cfxumvism. .'lJ.fiJfIIIll in Physirs PAUL BALES f1s.vi.vlnnl in Physirs ELIVIIER H. HARRELL flssisfarzl i1zVEngli5b Student Assistants RALPH WEATHERFORD Hsxislnrzt in Physics IQITTIE SCI-IOOLFIELU flssixlanl in Edumiion 101-IN PIOCKINGS SllfL'l'ilIll'lIdl'llf of Buildings and Grounds 23 ..,a'4?'ii Y 'A Q .PIARRY NELSON Axsislalzl in Chcmiury HUGH I-IUFF Hssislarzl in Clmrrzixlry EVERETT O'NEAL flssislanl in Chrmisiry

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K --A -- f A- - f- ff- 1 - .-7 , 'Z ii - 5 L 15 A' I Ii i II ' ' Nature Study Series Ben-TIME STORIES FOR THE LITTLE ONES By VVYMAN R. GREEN lg ITTLE Johnny Jumper fllana pipiensj lived in a nice pond well stocked with ooze and other goo which little froggies like. 'H For the first hours of his life Johnny Ranidae Qfor purposes of identifica- tion, we shall hereafter refer to him as Specimen AQ had a good time trying out his gastrocnemius muscles catching Ephemerida, Plecoptera and Aptera. Soon Specimen A and his little playmates, the Salamanders, Paramecia and Cyclo- stomes, started to school. And here is where our little friend, Specimen A, had his first trouble. I-le easily mastered the composition of ooze and a knowledge of healthful diet, but he could l10t learn to write correctly. Sammy Salamander could make in the sand with his tail such beautiful round o's and my's, like the tops of twin prairie schoon- ersg but Johnny fthe Specimen A of our treatisej made dreadful irregular lines and llourishes until you could not tell his Hfishl' from his pond. How he finally over- came this unhappy impediment to progress we shall see in the next story. ' il? il? Correct these sentences: Are they wrote wrong, Mistei' Gallagher?,' Ask your conscience, blister Sheanf' as an are I want you to show individuality in your writing, Dr. Green tells the Biology Class. lt makes your papers so much more interesting to read. Now, don't let me detain you, Dr. Sherman urges the student he is chatting with. I'm sure you would much rather go to lunch than talk to me. A sk ek I rather like the irregularity with which the Echo appears, observes Dr. NIC- Cullough. lt shows the staff has the earmarks of genius. Let the little dears run through the halls and make a noise if they want to,'l Dean Hooper orders. They're children only onceff During my four years in college, afiirms the graduate, I never cut a class. exe m ae Dr. Abernethy: I'm pretty sure Miss Henry knows, but she can't collect her thoughts while l'm watching her. are as as VV12 KNOW IT But the soul is immortal, declares Dr. Sherman to his Ethics Class. I may look out over vast forests and think, 'Some day you will wither, but never shall If I may follow the path through the desert and say, 'Some day you will disappear, but never shall I.' I gaze on the waves of the great ocean and think, 'Some day you will dry up, but never shall I.' I We DoN'T ' 1 Dr. ll'IcCullough Cafter a verbal barrage directed toward the non-appearance of the lfchol, Now, please don't think that I have anything in my head! 25 ' . , rafil . w . inn- '-