University of North Carolina Asheville - Archive Yearbook (Asheville, NC)

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The brilliant logic of the Math department has once again been demonstrated for the students. It all started when a student asked the head of the department what math was good (or. PROFESSOR ' S REPLY: To give order to things. STUDENT; 1 thought you gave orders at the Pizza Hut? PROFESSOR; No, the Pizza Hut is where you eat, drink, and be merry. STUDENT; Math class is where we eat, drink, and be merry. At this. Dr. Parsons stood and said with a smile There you have it! This hallowed ground on which we stand Will soon support a building ground With kilns that fire as hell is hot Right here on this quite hallowed spot. And with these brick we give a start For that great new space that is for an. So now we ' ll move our arty rears Let them thar that build, get into gear! Math Art and , J Music 28

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rarT ' nwai Phys Ed The Department of Physical Education is de- signed to turn out real men and exhausted women. The department strives to strengthen the minds and bodies of weakling students. In short, once the course is completed, the guys are assured of Right-Jock commercial stardom and the wonnen can rest easily in their early graves. Jacques Brel is alive and living through the UNC-A Drama department. Their first pro- duction of the season gave drama students the opportunity to become stars on the UNC-A stage and also allowed students to work in the technical aspects of putting on a show. Mr. Wengrow, the David Merrick ot UNC-A, is chairman of this talented depart- ment. Drama 27

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German In the Foreign Language department you find several indi- viduals who try not only to communicate their knowledge of grammar, but provide an appreciation of culture as well. Word order and idioms are not the only objects of study as you will find upon attending any of their special dinners which brighten the year. r French Spanish 29 lUj