University of North Carolina Asheville - Archive Yearbook (Asheville, NC)

 - Class of 1974

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rarT ' nwai Phys Ed The Department of Physical Education is de- signed to turn out real men and exhausted women. The department strives to strengthen the minds and bodies of weakling students. In short, once the course is completed, the guys are assured of Right-Jock commercial stardom and the wonnen can rest easily in their early graves. Jacques Brel is alive and living through the UNC-A Drama department. Their first pro- duction of the season gave drama students the opportunity to become stars on the UNC-A stage and also allowed students to work in the technical aspects of putting on a show. Mr. Wengrow, the David Merrick ot UNC-A, is chairman of this talented depart- ment. Drama 27

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History A strange dust-covered body was seen walk- ing around the Humanities building. Accord- ing to reliable sources (The RidgerunnerJ the antiquated creature was none other than Dr. Walker, chairman of the History depart- ment. When asked how he had reached such a state. Dr. Walker replied, Dr. Trullinger decided to clean up my department. Unfor- tunately, he chose my throne-room to de- posit the aftermath of his cleaning expe- dition. Dr. Shorb, chairman of the Literature de- partment, was discussing the usage of preten- tious diction with Mr. Gillum and Ms. Jones. The conclusion reached decided by Dr. Shorb was, pretentious diction was a con- crete unchangeable part of the Literature de- partment and as such the entire discussion was inconsequential. Literature 26



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The brilliant logic of the Math department has once again been demonstrated for the students. It all started when a student asked the head of the department what math was good (or. PROFESSOR ' S REPLY: To give order to things. STUDENT; 1 thought you gave orders at the Pizza Hut? PROFESSOR; No, the Pizza Hut is where you eat, drink, and be merry. STUDENT; Math class is where we eat, drink, and be merry. At this. Dr. Parsons stood and said with a smile There you have it! This hallowed ground on which we stand Will soon support a building ground With kilns that fire as hell is hot Right here on this quite hallowed spot. And with these brick we give a start For that great new space that is for an. So now we ' ll move our arty rears Let them thar that build, get into gear! Math Art and , J Music 28

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