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History A strange dust-covered body was seen walk- ing around the Humanities building. Accord- ing to reliable sources (The RidgerunnerJ the antiquated creature was none other than Dr. Walker, chairman of the History depart- ment. When asked how he had reached such a state. Dr. Walker replied, Dr. Trullinger decided to clean up my department. Unfor- tunately, he chose my throne-room to de- posit the aftermath of his cleaning expe- dition. Dr. Shorb, chairman of the Literature de- partment, was discussing the usage of preten- tious diction with Mr. Gillum and Ms. Jones. The conclusion reached decided by Dr. Shorb was, pretentious diction was a con- crete unchangeable part of the Literature de- partment and as such the entire discussion was inconsequential. Literature 26
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Philosophy A philosophy major once asked Dr. Stewart for a list of reading material required for the philosophy course the student happened to be taking at the time. Dr. Stewart told the would-be philosophy major to read the PHI- LOSOPHY OF SNOOPY AND LINUS, and an H in the course was assured. If you should happen to be walking down the hallowed halls of the Humanities building and a toga-wearing creature attacks you, be not afraid — it is only Dr. Thurman pursuing his fondest dream of being the reincarnation of Julius Caesar, Beware of the accurate jav- elin throwing arm of Dr. Wood, and the Ci- ceronian oratorical manner of speech used by Dr. Cooper guaranteed to utterly confuse the Classics major. Be careful not to evoke their wrath, thousands of centuries of dust lay at their command. Classics 25
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rarT ' nwai Phys Ed The Department of Physical Education is de- signed to turn out real men and exhausted women. The department strives to strengthen the minds and bodies of weakling students. In short, once the course is completed, the guys are assured of Right-Jock commercial stardom and the wonnen can rest easily in their early graves. Jacques Brel is alive and living through the UNC-A Drama department. Their first pro- duction of the season gave drama students the opportunity to become stars on the UNC-A stage and also allowed students to work in the technical aspects of putting on a show. Mr. Wengrow, the David Merrick ot UNC-A, is chairman of this talented depart- ment. Drama 27
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