University of North Carolina Asheville - Archive Yearbook (Asheville, NC)

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Physics One day while strolling through the UNC-A campus, Dr. Vinson was suddenly hit upon the head by a foreign object that fell from the sky. Dr. Vinson, wondering what his idol Sir Isaac Newton would do under the same cir- cumstance, suddenly came up with an origi- nal idea. He would study the concept of the falling object and lo, the Physics department was born. Ed-u-ca-tion de-part-ment wats zat? said Natpole. It ' s where ya go ta learn how ta makes people learn, said Wimple. How ta makes people learn wot? said Natpole. W-e-ll how ta makes people learn ta add an stuff, said Wimple. Like when me an you adds how many I win and how many you looze every day? Yeah, said Wimple. Does that mean I got an education? said Natpole. I guesso. Education 23

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Biology The Biology department is quite famous for their snake hunts. Upon returning from their Beaufort trips, they promptly lose the snakes and whatever else they have around. Their excuse for coming back without binoculars, but with wet cameras was that the boat over- turned. These people head a very studious depart- ment. Every night you find their students hard at work in the labs. Favorite projects include dancing on the tables and singing Mickey Mouse songs, squirting water out the win- dows at fellow students or passing cars and decoupaging Playboy pictures on projector screens. Chemistry 24