University of Missouri - Savitar Yearbook (Columbia, MO)

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e don't want to say Colum- bia's weather is a little off. But c'mon, black snow? Or- ange Clouds? Rain every other day? Dressing for Class is like playing Let's Make A Deal. You can suntan in the morning and g0 bobsledding in the afternoon. Anyway you look at it, Mizzou is not a Spring Break hot spot. We've got the bars, but we lost the beach. Michele Cardon Heat. Winter. Missouri. They just don't mix. In reality, Missouri winters aren't the hottest thing going. Neither was the movie. Michele Cardon 12 I nlrod uction DANGER .KHP BM. '00 Hi!

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14 Introduction The big question to ask any alumnus after a day full of pre-game parties, halftime parties and post-game parties is Who did Mizzou play, and what was the score? Now when alumni tell us to catch that 01' Miz- zou spirit, just what do they mean and can you drink it with anything? Aapeg qog magine your grandfather. Imagine your grandfather at a football game. N ow imagine your grandfa- ther getting tanked before going to the football game and you got your- self a Mizzou alum. Actually, they're not all like that, most can't get tickets to the football games. For the most part they're a fine group of humans, as humans go. Wanna job - see the Mizzou Mafia, they'll make you an offer you can't refuse, unless it's under $20,000. We do have our standards, of course.