University of Missouri - Savitar Yearbook (Columbia, MO)

Text from Pages 1 - 332 of the 1906 volume:

' i V ' - ■ ) ' . .- ' ' , jf ' ■i. .- . ij t fs, ■% I ' RtSS O W i W. STEPHENS PUBLISHINtrcdviPANV i-OI.l ' MBlA, MISSOURI imark: twain id1)o l)as maiie tlje morlb (augl;, rol o was born in irtissourt anb wlio iias a bcgrce from its UniDersity tt)is columc of THE SAVITAR is bebicatcb --- — — a -y. Z - - s ' it_ 5 : 3  ' - . A- ■ 1 ■ V i H 1 _ 0 ■ S- s y ' (prefiibent of f 3e (UnitJerBttg of (JUigsouti • RICHARD HENRY JESSE. tubent ALVA DUVALL WITHERS. U T I C E THURSDAY VEBHUAPY 1ST. has beer, set aisart as a HOLIDAY foT ttie GELEBRATIOB Of the ENBOLLiffiNT of 200G STUDENTS Iti the UNIVER- SITY or Missoura. At teh o ' clock on that day there will be a OOHVOCATION of faculty enri stuf entn in the AUDITORIUM. Short speeches will be made by some of the Deans. and music v iii be furnlshert by the (SkTSET BAUD. Bvery student is urged to be present and assist in making this occasion an interesting one sni one long: to be re— Bfliabered In the history of the University. r ' v KOi f January 29th, IS 06. omet tng ( 6ouf t e QXnxHmi of (tttiseoun [William E. Curtis In the Chicago Record-Herald.] Columbia, Mo., Jan. 4. — The University of Mis- souri Is gradually pushing its way to the front, and by Its pr( resslve policy will soon stand along- side the first of our great Institutions of learninp. It Is located at Columbia, an old aristocratic town. which was settled by Virginia and Kentucky fam- ilies In the early part of the nineteenth century, and has been better known for Its culture and conservatism than for its enterprise. It Is the Cambridge or the Princeton of Missouri, with wide, shaded streets, old-fashioned mansions surrounded by large grounds and a church on almost every corner. Curiously enough, the churches are nearly all new, and they are built of the lime stone that lies under the turf around them, after unusually good designs. Four walls, a roof and an ugly steeple, with rows of hitching posts in the side lot, describes the usual temple of worship in Mis- souri, but Columbia is not excelled for church ar- chitecture by any town of Its size that I know of, and Its population must be very pious and lib- eral to support so many churches. The corner stone of the first building was laid July 4, 1840, and It was a beautiful, classical struct- ure, evidently much superior In architectural style to the present buildings. It was destroyed by fire In 1 892, but the stately Ionic columns of the portico still stand In the center of the campus, the most attractive and artistic objects in central Missouri. The original faculty consisted of three professors. The first commencement was held November 28, 1843, with two graduates, Robert L. Todd and Robert B. Todd. Both of them became distin- guished, and the latter was for many years a Justice of the Supreme Court of Louisiana. The Teachers ' College is one of the strongest branches of the Institution. It is the only State University that has such a department, which is due to Its general policy of encouraging and aiding the public school system of the State. Missouri insists upon placing the profession of teaching on the same level with the other professions — law, medicine, theology, etc. In this it has followed the example of Columbia University In New York and the University of Chicago, but It has gone beyond them and Is the only Institution in the country that affords actual practice in teaching for hl h school teachers. Columbia and Chicago have large schools for observation, but It Is claimed here that the Missouri Teachers College is the only one that offers the opportunity and enforces the re- quirements that its students demonstrate by practi- cal test their ability to teach high school pupils before receiving their degrees or certificates. The agricultural department is also very strong, and the professors tell me that Secretary Wilson has given them a great deal of assistance and en- couragement from Washington. Dr. Galloway, chief of the bureau of plant Industry at Washing- ton, is one of the graduates, and any institution would be proud of him. In co-operation with the United States Department of Agriculture this de- partment 1b doing a great deal of valuable and practical work, not only in an educational line, but for the general welfare of the State. A plan la now on foot to Institute co-operation between the soil survey and the Department of Fcvestry of the United States government, so as to get some assist- ance in the reforestation of that irortlon of the cut-over pine lands In the Ozark Mountains that Is not fertile enough to grow grass or agricultural crops. The largest and most Important enterprise that the College of Agriculture has recently und«- taken is the soil survey of the State. Ultimately it Is expected that It can be definitely stated what each particular tract of land In the State Is good for and how it may be best handled In order to produce the largest profit, at the same time con- serving Its productiveness to the fullest extent. As an evidence of the success of this department of the University In feeding experiments, It may be mentioned that at the international stock show held in Pittsburg last month, a car load of cattle fed at the University won third prize In compe- tition with the world. When I asked Acting President Jones what the University was planning to do for the future, he said: In general terms, the University is planning to be as useful to the State as possible in all lines of work, In education, In agriculture, In the ad- ministration of its charitable Institutions, in the de- velopment of mining, etc. It was a University pro- fessor who discovered the cause of Texas fever, and also the remedy for It. By this discovery hun- dreds of thousands of dollars have been saved to the cattle ralsors of Missouri, and the cattle of the State may, with safety, be shipped after treat- ment into the fever belt. Many thousands of dol- lars have been saved to the fruit growers of the State by the discovery made by our entomologist of a means of combating various Insects that injure the fruit, such as the wooly aphis, leaf roller, etc. Experiments made In feeding at the University of Missouri have contributed greatly to the wealth of the State by showing farmers how they might obtain a maximum of beef at a minimum of cost. In estimating the place of the Cnlverslty among other universities, three things may be considered: 1. The enrollment at Missouri Is not padded by any preparatory students, as in Illinois, or by students from schools of music and art, as In some of the unlversitl ' is of the middle west. The enroll- ment consists of bona fide university students, all of whom have met the entrance requ ' rements. If the students of the preparatory departments and schools of music and art are subtracted from the enrollment of some other state uulversltlee, Mis- souri will stand considerably higher on the list and will be surpassed only my Michigan. Wisconsin, California, Minnesota and Illinois. 2. The faculty of the University of Missouri Is second to none In the middle West in efflclenty. It Is a body of exceptionally well-trained men, nearly all of whom have studied In the best Ameri- can and foreign universities. It is also a pro- ductive faculty, and every year the president ' s re- port to the curators contains a new list of publi- cations, made during the year. 3. Judged from the standpoint of its Influence In the State, Missouri must be placed In the front rank of the state universities. It Is safe to say that no unlver. ity In the middle West is to-day exercising a stronger influence up n its State, upon Its education, Its agriculture, Its charitable Insti- tutions or Its mining, than t he University of Mls- Bourl. THE DEAN ( cabemtc ©epartment BICKARD HENRY JESSE, LL. D., Presi lent of the rnivcrsity. JOHN CARLETON JONES, A. B., Ph. D., Professor of Latin Language and Literature, Dean of the Academic (■■:iciilty, and Acting President of the University. PAUL SCHWEITZER, Ph. D., LL. D., Professor of Agrlcultnrai Chemistry, and Chemist to the Bxperlnu ' iil oliillon. EDWARD ARCHIBALD ALLEN, Litt. D., Professor of English Language and Literature. WILLIAM GWATHMEY MANLY, A. M., Professor of Greek Language and Literature. JOHN WALDO CONNAWAY, D. V. S., M. D., Professor of Veterinary and Comparative Medicine, and Veterlnn; Ian to tho Experiment Station. JOHN FICKARD, A. B., A. H., Ph. D., Professor of Classical Archaeology and History of Art, and Cnr-irnr of tht Museum of Classical Archaeology. JOHN CHARLES WHITTEN, B. S., M. S., Ph. D., Professor of Horticulture, and Horticulturist to the Experiment Si :i I ion. HENRY JACKSON WATERS, B. S. A., Dean of the College of Agriculture and Mechanic Arts, and Director of the Experiment Station. BENJAMIN FRANKLIN HOFFMAN, B. L., M. L., Professor of Germanic Languages. FREDERICK BLACKMAR MUMFORD, B. S., H. S., Professor of Animal Husbandry. JOHN RUTLEDGE SCOTT, A. B., A. M., Professor of Elocution. JOHN HOORE STEDMAN, B. Sc, Professor of Entomology, and Entomologist to Ilie Experiment Station. RAYMOND WEEKS, A, B., A. H., Ph. D., Professor of Romance Languages. WILLIAM GEORGE BROWN, B. S., Ph. D., Professor of Chemistry, and Director of the Laboratories. ISIDOR LOEB, B. S., LL. B., Ph. D., Professor of Political Science and Public Law. CURTIS FLETCHER MARBUT, B. S., A. M., Professor of Geology and Mineralogy, and Curator of the Geological Museum. HOWARD BURTON SHAW, A. B., B. C. E,, A. M., Professor of Electrical Engineering. GEORGE LEFEVRE, A. B., Ph. D., Professor of Zoology, and Curator of the Zoological Museum. CHARLES A. ELL WOOD, Ph. B., Ph. D., Professor of Sociology. 9 ( cobemic ©e jorfmcn nfmueb CHARLES WILSON GREENE, A. B., A. M., Ph. D., Professor of Physiology and Pharmacology. MAX HEYER, Fh. D., Professor of Experimental Psychology. EREDEHICK PUTNAM SPALDING, C. E., Professor of Civil Engineering, and Junior Dean of flio Srlimil of l!ni,rineerin2 JESSE ELIPHALET POPE, B. S., M. S., Ph. D., Professor of Economics and Finance. FREDERICK HANLEY BEARES, B. S., Professor of Astronomy, and Director of the Laws Oliservatory. BENJAMIN MINGE DUGGAR, M. S., A. M., Ph. D., Professor of Botany. ARTHUR MAURICE GREENE, Jr., B. S., M. E., Professor of Mechanical Engineering. LUTHER MARION DEFOE, A. B., Professor of Mechanics. CLARENCE MARTIN JACKSON, B. S,, M. S., M. D., Professor of Anatomy and Histology. CLARK WILSON HETHERINGTON, A. B., Professor of Physical Training, and Director of Gymnasiums and Athclltcs. ALBERT ROSS HILL, A. B., Ph. D., LL. D., Professor of Educational Psychology, and Dean of the Teachers College. EARLE RAYMOND HEDRICK, A. B., A. M., Ph. D., Professor of Mathematics. MERRITT FINLEY MILLER, B. S., M. S. A., Professor of Agronomy, and Curator of .Agricultural Museum. FRANK PIERREPONT GRAVES, Ph. D., Litt. D., LL. D., Professor of the History and Principles of Education. HERMANN BENJAMIN ALMSTEDT, B. L., Ph. D., Professor of (Jermanic Languages. OSCAR MILTON STEWART, Ph. B., Ph. D., Professor of Physics. NORMAN MACLAREN TRENHOLME, A. B., A. M., Ph. D., Professor of History. JUNIUS LATHROP MERIAM, A. B., A. M., Ph. D., Professor of Theory and Practice of Teaching. SIDNEY CALVERT, B. Sc, A. H., Professor of Organic Chemistry. HENRY MARVIN BELDEN, A. B., Fh. D., Professor of English Language and Literature. EVA JOHNSTON, A. M., Fh. D., Assistant Professor of Latin. CLARENCE HENRY ECKLES, B. AgT., H, Sc, Assistant Professor (In charge) of Dairy Husbandry. WALTER SCOTT WILLIAMS, C. E., Assistant Professor of Topographic Engineering. ABRAHAM LINCOLN HYDE, Fh. B., Assistant Professor of Bridge Engineering. JOHN SITES ANKENEY, JR., . ssistant Professor (in charge) of Freehand Drawing. ERNEST BROWNING FORBES, B. S., Assistant Professor of Animal Husbandry. WALDEMAR KOCH, B. S., Ph. D., Assistant Professor of Physiological Chemistry and Pharmacology. WINTERTON CONWAY CURTIS, A. B., A. M., Fh. D., Assistant Professor of Zoology. WILLIAM BAIRD ELKIN, A. B., Fh. D., Acting Assistant Professor (in charge) of Philosophy. JOHN BLAKESLEE TIFFANY, B. S., D. V. M., Assistant Pro fessor of Veterinary Science. WALTER LAFAYETTE HOWARD, B. Agr., B. S., M. S., Assistant Professor of Horticulture. 10 ®ca6emic ©e jorfmeiif C oufinueb SOBEHT MONTGOMERY BIRD, A. B., B. S., Fh. D., • Assistant Professor of Agricultural Cijemlstry. HERMAN SCHLUNDT, B. S., VS.. S., Fh. D., Assistant Professor of Physical Chemistry. CAROLINE TAYLOR STEWART, A. B., A. M., Fh. D., Assistant I ' rofessor of Germanic Languages. JONAS VILES, A. B., A. M., Fh. D., Assistant Professor of History. WILLIAM LINN WE8TERMANN, A. B., A. M., Fh. D., Assistant Professor of Greeli. MILTON D. BAUMGARTNER, A. B., A. M., Acting Assistant Professor of Germanic Languages. JESSE HARLIAMAN COURSAULT, A. B., A. M., Assistant Professor of the Philosophy of Education. OLIVER SIMON KELLOGG, B. A., H. A., Fh. D., Assistant Professor of Mathematics. JACOB KINGSLEY SHAW, B. S., Acting Assistant Professor of Hortlcnlture. THOMAS RODHOTTSE, B. S., M. C. E., Instructor (in charge) of Mechanical Drawing and Descriptive ( ' tometi?. FLOYD WILKINS TUTTLE, A. B., Instructor in Pliysical Training. GRACE SARA WILLIAMS, A. B., Instructor in Romance Languages. HOWARD SPRAGUE REED. A. B., Instructor in Botany. ELEXIOUS THOMPSON BELL, B. S., M. D., Instructor in Anatomy. CHARLES ALBERT PROCTOR, A. B., Instructor in Physics. LOTTIS DARWIN AMES, A. B., A. U., Fh. D., Instructor in Mathematics. HERBERT MEREDITH REESE, A. B., Fh. D., Instructor in Physics. JOSEPH DOLIVER ELLIFF, A. B., Inspector of Accredited Schools, and Instructor In School Admlnlstraiion. ALBERT CRANBERRY REED, A. B., A. H., Instructor In English. ALAN ESTIS FLOWERS, H. £., Instructor in Electrical Engineering. ARTHUR HENRY RALPH FAIRCHILD, A. B., A. M., Ph. D., Instructor in English. CARL CONRAD ECKHARDT, Fh. B., U. A., Instructor In History. LOUIS INGOLD, A. B., A. H., Instructor In Mathematics. ARTHUR ELLIOTT GRANTHAM, A. B., B. S., Instructor in Agronomy. ELIZABETH BEDFORD, A. B., A. M,, Instructor in Uomance Languages. HOWARD VERNON CANTER, A. B., Fh. D., Instructor in Latin. HOWARD WATERS DOUGHTY, Ph. D., Instnictor In Chemistry. WILHELMTJS DAVID ALLEN WESTFALL, A. B., Fh. D., Instructor in Mathematics. ROBERT LACEY, BORGER, A. B., Instructor in Mathematics. MTrSRAY SHIPLEY WILDMAN, A. B., Ph. D., Instructor in Economics. HELENE MARGARET EVERS, A. B., A. M., Acting Instructor in Romance Languages. 11 ( cabemtc ©e jorfmenf nftnuei HOMES LEROT 8HAMIZ, B. S., Fh. D., Instructor in Botany. TSTTMAN MICHELSON, A. B., Ph. D., Instructor In Latin. CAROLINE McGILL. A. B., A. M., Acting Instructor in Anatomy. ELIZABETH BHDFORD, A. B., A. H., Instructor in Romance Languages. ELIZABETH GILLINGHAH HOLMES, Instructor in Pli.vsical Training. LEONIDAS RUTLEDGE WHIPPLE, A. B., Assistant In Englisli. CHARLES BRADFORD RODES, JR., A. B., Assistant in .Anatomy. ERNEST EARL MORLAN, A. B.. A, H., Assistant in Chemistry. CLTDE BROOKS, A. B., .Assistant in Physiology. MART SHORE WALKER, A. B., A. M., Assistant in Mathematics. STANLDCY SISSON, Assistant in Experimental Psychology. EDMOND BONNOT, A. B., Assistant in . natomy. ERNEST VAN COURT VAUGHN, B. L., A. M., Assistant in History. HOWARD WELCH, A. B., Assistant in Zoology. MABLOW ALEXANDER SHAW, A. B., Fh. D., Assistant in English. GEORGE WASHINGTON TANNREUTHER, A. B., A. H., Assistant in Zoology. BAYARD FRANKLIN FLOYD, A. B., Assistant In Botany. ELI STUART HAYNES, A. B,, Assistant in Mathematics. JOHN GASSER, GROSSENBACHER, Student Assistant in Botany. HARRY EARL HOWE, B. S,, Student Assistant in PbyslC8. GEORGE BLAINE CROW, Student Assistant in Anatomy. ALBERT GRANT HARRISON. Student Assistant in Geology. ALBERT WILLIAM SFAHT, Student Assistant in Physics. FRANCIS JAMES BULLIVANT, Student Assistant in Physics. WALTER ARTHUR, Student Assistant in Chemistry. RUDOLPH EUGENE BURGER, Student Assistant in Chemistry. WAXLIE ABRAHAM HURWITZ, A. B., B. S., Problem Reader In Mathematics. 12 THE DEAN c oof of (Bngineenn RICHAHD HENRY JESSE, LL. D., President of the University JOHN CARLEION JONES, A. B., Fh. D., Acting President of the University. HENET JACKSON WATERS, B. S. A., Dean of the Coliege of Agriculture and Mechanic Arts. FREDERICK PUTNAM SPALDING, C. E., Professor of Civil Engineering and Junior Dean of the School of En!, ' lneorlni? EDWARD ARCHIBALD ALLEN, Litt. D., Professor of English Language and Literature. WILLIAM GEORGE BROWN, B. S., Ph. D., Professor of Chemistry. HOWARD BURTON SHAW, A. B., B. C. E., A. M., Professor of Electrical Engineering. FREDERICK HANLEY SEARES, B. S., Professor of Astrooomy, and Director of Laws Observatory. ARTHUR MAURICE GREENE, Jr., B. S., K. E., Professor of Mechanical Engineering. LUTHER MARION DEFOE, A. B., Professor of Mechanics. EARLE RAYMOND HEDRICK, A. B., A. M., Ph. D., Professor of Mathematics. OSCAR MILTON STEWART, Ph. B., Ph. D., Professor of Physics. SIDNEY CALVERT, B. Sc, A. M., Assistant Professor of Chemistry. HENRY MARVIN BELDEN, A. B., Ph. D., Assistant Professor of English Language and Literature. WALTER SCOTT WILLIAMS, C. E., Assistant Professor of Topographic Engineering. ABRAHAM LINCOLN HYDE, Ph. B., Assistant Professor of Bridge Engineering. HERMAN SCHLUNDX, B. S., M. S., Ph. D., Aisslstant Professor of Chemistrj ' . KELLOGG, Assistant Professor of Mathematics. Assistant Professor of Railway Engineering. Assistant Professor of Experimental Engineering. •Position to be filled September, 1900. 13 c oof of Bn0tneerin3 C onfinueb Assistant Professor of Electrical Engineering. THOUAS JACOB SODHOTTBE, B. 8. in C. E., Instructor In Drawing. WILLIAM HTTCHINSON COOK, Instructor in Manual Training. CHARLES ALBERT PROCTOR, A. B,, Instructor in Physics. LEWIS DARWIN AMES, A. B., A, M., Fh. D,, Instructor in Mathematics. HERBERT MEREDITH REESE, A. B., Ph. D., Instructor in Physics. ALBERT CRANBERRY REED, A. B., A. M., Instructor in English. ALAN ESTIS FLOWERS, M. E„ Instructor in Electrical Engineering. ARTHUR HENRY RALPH FAIRCHILD, M. A., Ph. D., Instructor in English. HOWARD WATERS DOUGHTY, Ph. D., Instructor in Chemistry. WILHELMUS DAVID ALLEN WESTFALL, A. 3., Ph. D., Instructor in Mathematics. ROBERT LACY B0R6ER, A. B., A. M., Instructor In Mathematics. MARION SHIRLEY BOWEN, Instructor in Shopwork. EDWIN ALLAN FESSENDEN, B. S., Instructor in Mechanical Engineering. LEONIDAS BUTLEDGE WHIPPLE, A. B., Assistant in English. MARY SHORE WALKER, A, B., A. H., Assistant in Mathematics. ERNEST FRANKLIN ROBINSON, B. S., Assistant in Mechanical Drawing. ERNEST EARL MORLAN, A. M., Assistant in Chemistry. JAMES ROY WHARTON, B. 8., Assistant in Mechanical Engineering. DSAN WILLARD RICHARDS, A. B., B. S., Assistant in Dynamo Laboratory. MARLOW ALEXANDER SHAW, A. B., Ph. D., Assistant in English. ELI STUART HAYNES, A. B., Assistant in Mathematics. JAMES O ' NIEL BARNWELL, Assistant in Shopwork. AUSTIN HUBBARD WELCH, B, B., Assistant in Mechanical Drawing. WILLIAM KESLIN SEITZ, Assistant in Surreying. EARL LOOERIDGE BRADSHER, A. B., A. K., Assistant in English. 14 THE DEAN. ZH ©epartment o fedtp RICHARD HENRY JESSE, LL. D., President of the University. JOHN DAVISON LAW80N, LL. D., Professor of Contract and International Law and Dean of the Faculty. EDWARD WILCOX HINTON. LL. B., Professor of Pleading, Practice and Evidence. VASCO HAROLD ROBERTS, J. TJ. D.. Professor of Keal Property and Corporations. WALTER WHEELER COOK. A. B,. A. M.. LL. M.. Professor of Equity and Constitutional Law. ELMER B. ADAMS, LL. D. CUnited States District Judge), St. Louis, Non-resident Lecturer on Wills and Administration. PAUL BAKEWELL, LL. D.. St. Louis, Non-resident Lecturer on Patents and Trade-Marks. WALTER D. COLES, LL. B. (Referee in Bankruptcy), St, Louis, Non-resident Lecturer on Bankruptcy. J. T. C. KARNES, A. M., LL. D., Kansas City, Non-resident Lecturer on Agency. ANDREW W. McALESTER, A. M.. M. D., LL. D., Columbia, Resident Lecturer on Medical Jurisprudence. GEORGE ROBERTSON, Mexico, Non-resident Lecturer on Public Corporations, SELDEN P, SPENCER. LL, B., Ph. D. (Ex-Judge of Circuit Court), St. Louis, Non-resident Lecturer on Private Corporations. C. 0, TICHENOR, M. A.. Kansas City, Non-resident Lecturer on Domestic Relations. WILLIAM M. WILLIAMS (Ex- Judge of Supremo Court), Boonville, Non-resident Lecturer on Constitutional Law, 15 IHE DEAN, ©epartment of (tttebictne RICBAKD HENRY JESSE, LL, D,, President of the University. JOHN CARLETON JONES, A. B., Ph. D., Acting President of the University. ANDREW WALKER MeAlESTER, A. M., M. D., LL. D., Professor of Surgery, and Dean of the Faculty. WOODSON MOSS. M. D., LL. D., Professor of the Practice of Medicine and Therapeutics. MILLARD LEWIS LIPSCOMB, A. M., Professor of Physics. JOHN WALDO CONNAWAY, D. V. S., M. D., Professor of Comparative Medicine. WILLIAM GEORGE BROWN, B. S., Ph. D., Professor of Chemistry. GEORGE LEFEVRE, A. B., Ph. D,, Professor of Zoology. CHARLES WILSON GREENE, A, M,, Ph. D,, Professor of Physiology and Pharmacology. CLARENCE MARTIN JACKSON, B, S., M. S., M, D,, Professor r.f Anatomy and Histology. WALTER McNAB MILLER, B. S., M. D., Professor of Pathology and Bacteriology. GUY L, NOYES, M, D., Professor of Diseases of the Eye and the Ear. MAX M. MYER, A. B., M. D., Professor of Gynecology and Obstetrics. OSCAR MILTON STEWART, Ph, B., Ph. D., Professor of Physics. SIDNEY CALVERT, B. Sc, A. M., Assistant Professor of Chemistry. WILLIAM JEPTHA CALVERT, A, B., M. D., Assistant Professor of internal Medicine. WALDEMAR KOCH, B, S,, Ph, D,, Assistant Professor of Physiological Chemistry and Pharmacology. CHARLES CLAUDE GUTHRIE, B. S,, M. D,, Acting Assistant Professor of Physiology. JOHN B. TIFFANY, B, S, A., D, V. M., Assistant Professor of ComparatlYe Medicine. 16 cpaximtni of (Jtlebicine Confinueb HERMANN SCHLUNDT, M. S., Ph. D., Assistant Professor of Physical Clienilstry. FEANK G. NEFONG, M. D.. Assistant Professor of Surgery. GEOBGE REEDES, TTnited States Weather Ohsarver, Lecturer in Climatology. HOWARD WATERS DOUGHTY, Ph. D., Instructor in Chemistry. ELEXIOUS THOMPSON BELL, B. S., M. D., Instructor in Anatomy. CAROLINE McGILL, A. B., A. M., Acting Instructor in Anatomy. CHARLES A. PROCTOR, A. B., Instructor in Physics. HERBERT M. REESE, A. B., Ph. D., Instructor in Physics. WILLIAM GAREETSON CARHART, A. B., M D., Instructor in Pathology and Bacteriology. CHARLES BRADFORD RODES, A. B., A. M., Assistant in Anatomy. ERNEST EARL MORLAN, A. B., A. M., Assistant In Chemistry. EDMOND BONNOI, A. B., Assistant in Anatomy. CLYDE BROOKS, A. B., Assistant In Physiology. GEORGE WASHINGTON TANNREUTTER, A. B., A. M., Student Assistant in Zoology. WALTER ARTHUR, Student Assistant In Chemistry. GEORGE BLAINE CROW. iStudeut Assistant in Anatomy. WALTER EDWARD DANDY, Student Assistant in Anatomy. A. B. MILLER, M. D., Macon, Missouri Lecturer. Subject: — Appendicitis. J. A. TEFFT, M. D., Springfield, Missouri, I.ecturer. Sul)ject: — Inflammations of the Bladder and the Prostate. WALTER WYMAN, M. D., Surgeon General TJ. S. Marine Huspitai Service, Lecturer. Subject: — Benefits to be Derived from a Vell-K.. ' guhited Quaran- tine. C. R. WOODSON, M. D., Superintendent of the Missouri State Hospital No. Two, St. Joseph, Missouri, Lecturer. Subject: — Causes of Insanity. JOSEPHINE SHIELDS, Head Nurse and Superintendent of Training School for Nurses. JOHN MAX RI6GS, Interne in Parker Memorial Hospital. AUGUST WILLIAM KAMPSCHMIDd, Interne in Parker Memorial Hospital. 17 THE DEAN. € t c oof of gticufture RICHARD HENRY JESSE, LL. D., President of the University. HENRY JACKSON WATERS. B. S. A.. Dean of the Faculty, and Director of the Experiment Station. FREDERICK BLACKMAR MUMFORD, B. S., M. S., Professor of Animal Husbandry, and Curator of the Agricultural Museum. PAUL SCHWEITZER, Ph. D., LL. D., Professor of Agriciillural Cheu ' istry, and Chemist to the Experiment Station. EDWARD ARCHIBALD ALLEN, Litt. D.. Professor of English T,augu.Tge and Literature. MILLARD LEWIS LIPSCOMB, A. M.. Professor of Physics. JOHN WALDO CONNAWAY. D. V. S., M. D., Professor of Comparative Medicine, and Veterinarian to the Experiment Station. JOHN CHARLES WHITTEN, B. S., M. S., Ph. D., Professor of Horticulture and Horticulturist to the Experiment Station. JOHN MOORE STEDMAN, B. So., Professor of Entomology, and Entomologist to the Experiment Station. WILLIAM GEORGE BROWN, B. S.. Ph. D., Professor of Chemistry. CURTIS FLETCHER MARBUT, B. S., A. M., Professor of Geology and Mineralogy, and Curator of the Geological Museum. GEORGE LEFEVRE, A. B., Ph. D., Professor of Zoology. BENJAMIN MIN6E DUGGAR, M. S.. A. M.. Ph. D., Professor of Botany. MERRITT F. MILLER. B. S., M. S., Professor of Agronomy. OSCAR MILTON STEWART, Ph. B., Ph. D., Assistant Professor of Physics. SIDNEY CALVERT, B. So.. A. M„ Assistant Professor of Chemistry. HENRY MARVIN BELDEN. A. B., Ph. D., Assistant Professor of English Language and Literature. CLARENCE HENRY ECKLES. B. Ap:.. B. So.. Assistant Professor of Dairy Husbandry. ERNEST BROWNING FORBES, B. S., B. S. A„ Assistant Professor of Animal Husbandry. IE EOBEET MANN WASHBURN, B. Agr.. Acting Assistant Professor (In charge) of Dairy Husluinilr; JOHN BLAKESLEE TIFFANY. D. V. S., Acting Assistant Professor of Veterinary Science. WALTER LAFAYETTE HOWARD, B. Aer., B. S., M. «., Assistant Professor of Hortienlture. RICHARD BISHOP MOORE, B. S., Instructor in Chemistry. THOMAS JACOB RODHOITSE, B. S.. Instrnctor in Drawing. WILLIAM HUTCHINSON COOK, Instructor in Manual Training. HERMANN SCHLUNDT. B. S., M. S., Ph. D., Instrnctor in Physical Chemistry. ARTHUR C. DUNCAN. Instructor in Shopwork. ROBERT MONGOMERY BIRD. A. B., B. S.. Ph. D., Instructor in Agricultural Chemistry. HOWARD SPRAGUE REED. A. B., Instructor in Botany. WILLIAM BENJAMIN ROLLINS. B. S., Instrnctor in Drawing. ERNEST FRANKLIN ROBINSON, B. S., . ssistant in Drawing. MERRITT WESLEY HARPER, M. S., .Vssistant in . gricultnre. CHARLES BROOKS, A, B., Assistant in Botany. ERNEST HOWARD FAVOR. A. B,, Assistant in Horticulture. CYRUS RICHARD CROSBY, Assistant in Entomology. ARTHUR E. GRANTHAM, .Vssistant in -Vgrononiy. D. F. LUCKEY, D. V. S., State Veterinaiian, Non-resident Lecturer on Veterinary Surgery. GEORGE REEDER, Lc ;tnrer on Climatology. A. H. HUME. Lecturer on Agronomy (University of Illinois). MRS. I. K. TILSON, Poultry Lecturer, Wisconsin. 19 tcinc cxB Coffege EICHARD HENRY JESSE, LL. D., PiTRldent of the Uiilversll.v. JOHN CARLETON JONES, A. B., Ph. D., Acting rrosldent of the University, lOOu-OO. ALBERT BOSS HILL, A. B., Ph. D., LL. D., . ,,, ,. Professor of Educational Psychology, and Dran of the Faculty. JOHN CHARLES WHITTEN, B. S., Ph, D,, Professor of Horticulture. FREDERICK BLACKMAR MUMFORD, B. S.. M. S., Professor of Agriculture. JOHN RUTLEDGE SCOTT, A. B., Professor of Elocution. CHARLES WILSON GREENE, A. B., A. M., Ph. D., Professor of Physiology and Hygiene. CURTIS FLETCHER MARBUT, B. S., A. M., Professor of Physical Geography. MAX MEYER, Ph. D., Professor of Experimental Psychology. CLARK WILSON HETKERINGTON, A. B., Professor of Physical Kducatlon. FRANK PIEKREPONT GRAVES, Ph. D,, Litt. D., LL. D., Professor of Theory and Practice of Teaching. BENJAMIN MINGE DUGGAR, M. S.. A. M., Ph. D., I rofessnr of Botany. HERMANN BENJAMIN ALMSTEDT, B. L., Ph. D., Professor of German. THE DEAN. OSCAR MILTON STEWART, Ph. B., Ph. D., Professor of Physics. NORMAN MACLAREN TRENHOLME, A. B., A. M., Ph. D., Professor of Mediaeval and Modern History, JUNIUS LATHROP MERIAM, A. B., A. M., Ph. D., Professory of Theory and Practice of Teaching. HENRY MARVIN BELDEN, A. B., Ph. D., Assistant Professor of English. WILLIAM LINN WESTERMANN. A. B., A. M., Ph. D., . ssistaut Professor of the History and Literature of Greece and Rome. JOHN SITES ANKENEY, Jr., Assistant Professor of Freehand Drawing. JESSE H. COURSAULT, A. B., A. M., Assistant Professor of Philosophy of Education. WILLIAM HUTCHINSON COOK Instructor in Manual Training. LEWIS DARWIN AMES, A. B., A. M., Ph. D., Instructor in Mathematics. JOSEPH D. ELLIFF, A. B., Instructor in School Administration. ARTHUR HENRY RALPH FAIRCHILD, A. B., A. M.. Ph. D.. Instructor in Euglisli. HOMER LE ROY SHANTZ, B. S., Ph. D., Acting Instructor In liotany. FRITZ KRULL, Instructor lu Vocal Music. 20 tk (preetbent of f e ( ff; enior CidBB V BENJAMIN FRANKLIN HEIDEL, Warrenton, Missouri. 21 S. ARTHUR DEW, B. 0. H ■ Kansas City, Missouri. DAN G. STINB, 0. F. J LawrenceviUe, Illinois. SENIOB CLASS. JUNIOR CLASS. ( cabemtc €f X66 (preeibente HENRY ELLIOTT, JR.. Whiteside, Missouri. W. LLOYD DRIVER, Reeds, Missouri. FRESHMAN CLASS. SOFHOMORE CLASS. 22 ACAJl UMIC Retire L!t£wS- — 23 THE AUDITORIUM 24 (i President.— S. A. DEW. Vice-President.— J. H. IKENBERRY. Secretary.— MISS ANNA LASH. Treasurer.— MERRILL E. OTIS. Historian.— J. H. CRAIG. NCE upon an olden time, before the reign of Richard, and while Turkey Bowman was still in pin-feathers, there were born in several homes about the land, several babies, each the brightest and best looking the neighborhood had ever produced. In those days there was no Herod, and as typhoid fever had not come permanently into fashion, these several babies grew into boyhood and girlhood, each one wise beyond his years, and the most remarkable of all children even in the memory of the oldest man, but each, all this time, unconscious of the existence of the others. However strange it may seem, for history records many strange things, there came a time when all these wise ones left their several homes and met as if by instinct on a common road. They were all going to the same, then but little famed, institution of learning. They were a remarkable bunch, and they had no sooner appeared on the campus than they began to attract attention. They were not merely to be looked at, however — they saw a few things themselves, and it was but a short time until they began to make things buzz. This remarkable aggregation became known as the class of ' 06, and it was but a short time after their arrival that the fame of the University began to spread abroad over the land. Things that had never been done before began to be done, and other things that were about to be done were squelched in the first forms. When some would have presumed to promote a great Student Organization without asking the advice of the then-time Freshman class of ' 06, that class, under the leader- ship of a fiery youth, Mac Anderson by name (who was also an orator of some note, and a player of blindfold chess), arose and said, Avaunt! and behold, the movement ebbed away like Jack London did before the New York 25 police. About this time it was, that a young stripling, called Easy Anderson, began to show great dexterity in juggling the sixteen-pound shot, and he developed such remarkable skill in this direction, that all other dealers in this article in all the neighboring states, went out of the business. So it came to be a fact that nothing ever came up to be done, without some member of this remarkable class was called upon to do it, and no one was ever called upon but what he did his part far better than anyone else had ever done before him. The War Department, which in those days was struggling for prestige, needed a man of beauty as well as one of brains and business for an officer in its battalion, and they came for Baby Cole. Since that time the department has been steadily growing into social prominence. It so happened, also, in those days a man there was, Kelsey by name, who held sway in the night library ; but Kelsey could not dance nor smile with a smile to beguile, and as the conditions of the times demanded in- struction in all the social accomplishments, Kelsey, like all other things, had to give way to one of the members of this aggregation of wise and accom- plished ones. Thus the once famous Flirtation Class came into existence. Again, when the Independent, a publication little known in those days but since become famous, wanted a special edition which would attract some at- tention and satisfy the advertisers, there was but one thing to do — the man- agement came to a member of the class of ' 06, Maude Williams, whom the Phi Beta Kappas has been rushing since she was a Freshman, and the edi- tion was brought out; when a second such edition was needed, namely this year, the class of ' 06 was again called upon in the person of Maud McCor- mick ; Jim Ellis found the Y. M. C. A. a highway of wooden blocks and left it paved with gold bricks ; Uriel Hughs memorized everything in the library and translated it into all the living languages for the accommodation of those who might want to know ; Artie Dew and E. B. Miller climbed on the boards and convinced the citizens that Columbia ought to have an opera house (there is some doubt yet as to when it will be built) ; Gloria Carr introduced the fudge trade in the Y. W. C. A. ; Ikenberry financed the Best College Weekly in the Middle West ; Merrill Otis challenged all comers of the heavyweights in debate, and still wears the belt; Bob Jones brought the Post- Dispatch up from obscurity; Goodson, Lhamon, Dew, Craig and Prentis, assisted by Fritz Krull and others, introduced vocal music in Kansas University ; last year, the class, with the help of Simon Frank, hegired ; this year the senior girls, with some little encouragement from other sources, finally es- tablished the Students ' Protective Association ; likewise they delved into the archives and gave the modern meaning to the St. Patrick legend ; and they discovered the underlying principle of all Easter holidays, and they are a part of the class of ' 06. 26 pernor ( ca ' btmicB ROBERT W. JONES, a E B H Columbia, Sllssouri- A bibu us big bluflfer. Takes twenty- two hours at the UnlversUy and twenty- one at the Pi Phi House. EDWN B. MILLER. Boonville, Missouri. Histrionic journalist In the chrysalis. He holds, as ' twere, the mirror up to Nature, but wisely never to himself. NELLIE M. GORDON, Columbia, Missouri. CORA M. NEWKIRK. La Eolle, Missouri. JOHN E. PERRY, Columbia, Missouri. Pan-handle revivalist. Rara avis: Glee Club man that doesn ' t dance. JOSEPH H. IKENBERRY. G E B H Leeton, Missouri. Biggest grafter in school. Made $3 out of the Independent this year. 27 Senior cabemtc0 FRED L. TREWETT. Maryville, Missouri. The dull brood of care plods on. The man with the kangaroo walk. LOUIS E. IMBERT. St. Joseph, Missouri. Foreman of the Spanish Club. Dreams in Spanish and figures in Esperanto. GUSSYE KAHN, Chieago, Illinois. HAZEL WHITE, Norborne, Missouri. tP HAROLD S. WILLIAMS, J ' ' J Warrensburg, Missouri. The eflfeminate man with a bass voice. No longer manager of the Glee Club. HENRY G. PECK, Columbia, Missouri. Can identify any dollar that has ever been in his hands. 28 Renter .cabemice JOHN V. GOODSON, A 1 Q E B H. New Cambria, Missouri. All the dollars roll toward him. The kind of fellow that will pay up a ?20 livery bill to get a $2 ad. FREDERICK C. HECK, Bismarck, Missouri. A maverick. A man after Trenliolme ' s own heart. Knows what happened every twenty four hours since the year 1. LILLIAN M. EC ' JRLOCK, Coliinibi;i. Missouri. EARLIE G. TYLER, Defiance, Missouri. RUSSELL E. HOLLOWAY, Columbia , Missouri . The man they always tackle first for class assessments. Owner of the pose that won ' t come off. LAKENAN M. PRICE, 2 ' V Columbia, Missouri. A twenty h. p. among the girls. 29 Senior ( cabemiCB FLOYD S. TUGGLE, Gallatin, Missouri. Bellwether o( Jim Ellis ' flock. Has to take belladonna to keep awake in class. CHARLES W, FRISTOE, Windsor. Missouri. Six fellows writing roasts and not a one could think of a thing on him. FRANCES W. NACY, h A r Jefferson City. Missouri. ELLA S. FOGGLESONG, Columbia, Missouri. CARTER ALEXANDER, A A Paris. Missouri. I ' Mlls the footstool in the Teachers de- partment. The only K. A. that can ' t play baseball. CHARLES E. ROBINSON, Joplin, Mlsouri. Itinerant exhorter. Qulot. i aniest man who puts In full I ' nlnu time. 30 Senior ( cabemics GEORGE R. JOHNSON, Princeton, Missouri. A. B., li. S.. R. F. D. LEO LOEB, Rich Hill, Missouri. Will bacli Pope up in an.vtliing. Uses tile card index system on his Economic notes. GLORIA W. CARR, Vandalla. .Missi uri. Tl i WILKIE MYETLE ADAMS, Columbia, Missouri. D. WILEY ANDERSON, Alnsworth. Iowa. T ' sed to dream of a college education in the little red schoolhouse at the cross roads. WALTER ARTHVR, Reeds, Missouri. Big gun in chemistry. Greater praise bath no man than this. 31 Senior cabetnice S. ARTHUR DEW, ' H II Kansas City, Missouri. rtMulfil lord of the Beta bunch. Glee Clubisf, Quadranglist, Golflst. Was contaminated b.v Simon Frank. GARDINER J. LUCITT, Kansas City Missouri. One of Booche ' s pledges. ELBA SEYMOCR, Prexel, MIssour ILSIE Vr, WADELL, . ' ■!■ Kansas City, Missouri. LYLE M. DALEY, Haniilton, Missouri. Not a plodder, not a plunger, but gets out seven Issues a veel£. Going to back- slide into medicine. TAMES D, ELLIS, Kansas City, Missouri. Professional saint. Always does the square thing if he does anything. 32 Senior ( dbemice MERRILL E. OTIS, Q E B H, Hopkins, Missouri. Stem-winder, full jeweled, hair trigger, brass lined, with Nnrdln ' s hand 1 the throttle. WINFRED B. COLE, Quaker. Missouri. Last year ' s predictions come true; now going with the girls. WALLIE A. HTTRWITZ, Joplin, Missouri. A 40.000 ikound gun mounted on a four- inch truck. ADRIANA M. LIEPSNER, Kansjis City. Misst)uri. MORTON M. PRENTIS, 1 ' A I ' . Brooklyn, New .York. Mascot of the Glee Club. Bull ' s eye among the ladies. The kind that always treats first Cardinal. Grafter. ' JOHN H. NEWMAN, Rea, Missouri. Sue, John Heury, Everybody ' s fur hira. 33 Senior abemice ELIZABETH H. DEWEL, li $ Millhrook, New York. ETTA M. ALLDER, Cane Hill, Missciurl. ANNA LASH, $ Kaiisiis (. ' ily. Missouri. MARY M. SMITH, ' ( $ Glemvood.. Missouri. MAUD Mccormick, Ilnrdin. .Niissourl. BEATRIX WINN, Indepeinience. Missouri. 34 A President— DAN G. STINE Vice-President— T. GROVER ORR Secretary— ECEL HAYS Treasurer— ROBERT F. STEWART Junior Prom. Committee— FRANK I. RIDGE Historian.— THOS. T. RAILEY Savitar Representatives— HOMER CROY, FLOYD C. FREEMAN. JUNIOR is an anthropomorphical metamorphosis of that intellectual monstrosity, disparasfing-ly termed, a Freshman. We hate to confess it, it is natural that we should. Man does not cherish fond recollections of those antediluvian ages when his one transcendent delight was to hop from bough to bough, crack cocoanuts, and chatter undistinguishable jargon — only equaled at a modern reception — to some other ape in some other tree. The frog, as he struts the bank in verdant attire, looks half askance at the ungainly tadpole from whose likeness he has but recently emerged. And so, in similar manner. Juniors, robed in the para- phernalia of intellectual superiority, can hardly help turning our backs on the base degrees by which we did ascend, forgetting, at least for the time being, that we — we all but Seniors — were once Freshmen. But histor} deals with facts as they are, not as we would have them. It is my painful dut} ' , therefore, to begin at the beginning ; to trace our evolu- tion, as it were, from the slimj ' stage of college invertebrata, through the vicissitudes of Sophdom, at last reaching the zenith, the acme, the consumma- tion of all — well, in short, until we are Juniors. 3 35 The records of our early existence are scanty. We have tried, and with wonderful success, to forget the unsophisticated stunts once so conspic- uously characteristic. It is only as we emerge into the age of Sophdom, therefore, that development can be traced with anything like historic ac- curacy. Here, however, in the yellow (with age) sheets of our official publication we find baked, roasted, and preserved, everything that budding geniuses could smelter into so-called humor. The Oven ! What a congeries of non- sensical detonations ! And yet look at the seeds of history therein contained : Sanguine Wilson, Denslow, Deacon Croy — names that now glow upon the horizon of fame with the luster of rising suns. The Oven is to Junior pueril- ity what Tacitus is to early Germany ; both give accounts of our barbaric predecessors, otherwise forever lost. The world, according to Dr. Mackanderson, may be trichotomously di- vided ; the first period beginning with Adam ' s apple and extending into J. Caesar ' s administration; the second from thence to September 22, 1905; and the third from thence to sometime in the hence. (Prof. History Williams disagrees with Dr. Mackanderson regarding the first division, which he de- clares is purely arbitrary, but regarding the date, September 22, 1905, he fully agrees that it is beyond doubt an epoch maker.) Why an epoch maker? Ignorance personified! Listen! On September 2nd, one year anterior to the present. Red Wilson, accompanied by the Junior class, congregated in Room 44 of Academic Hall for the purpose of consummating class organization, and of electing its hierarchy of officials. So recognized has the significance of this meeting become that the Hague Conference, comparatively speaking, has drifted into the twilight, and the Federal Constitutional Convention — fairly flagged in the first heat. The unique character of the class was exhibited from the beginning. Our Potentate, together with most of his bodyguard and stafif of advisers, was elected unanimously. Never since the founding of the University of Vir- ginia has such equanimity, and peaceful congeniality been exhibited. Prob- ably it was due to the fact that those present anticipated sufficient offices to go around ; perhaps to the overshadowing incandescent benignity of Red. At any rate, peace flourished. Need I speak of the things we have accomplished since the above mem- orable occasion? A few suggestions will suffice. Of course you remember the victory (moral and otherwise) over the aborigines! You do? Well, whose was the shirt-tail that fluttered in the balmy breeze of that beautiful October night, as at the head of his uncanny fellow spirits, he led the way to Christian College? A Jtmior ! Red! Again recall that rather ambiguous afifair. generally known as the Fresh- man Reception. This year, for the first time in recorded history, the carnage of dignity was wanting. And why? The Juniors gave the reception,— Red was inside. • So in like manner event after event might be enumerated, illustrating the undaunted, magnanimous, exhilerating spirit of Juniorism. But enough has been said. It remains for the future to recognize the true greatness of the present, and we doubt not but that the time will come when a shaft of red sandstone will be erected in commemoration of our accomplishments — a shaft, in close proximity to the tombless tombstones of Benton and Barton, bearing as its charge this epitaph — In memory of — The Junior Class of nineteen seven; They did their duty well; They stirred up strife, made College life. And raised a lot of Finis. 36 Jluntor ( cabemicB DAN G. STINE, 4 . ' . J. l-iiwrenrevillc, Illinois. I oes missionary worii among tlie Phi fjnms. Calis Rend Hall home. Sta.vs at the suniniei schotils and talies art. TAYLOR R. HUDSON, 2 ' A ' Boonville, Missouri. Takes Social Teachings. The bo.v witli the intellectual forehead. FLOYD C. FREEMAN, J. T. J. Chafee, New York. Otfice-bo.v for Garey and bill-poster for the Savitar. Going to carry the Savitar to the land of cannibals. THOMAS T. RAILEyJ. T. J. HarrlsonviUe, Missouri. My Son Lou, the boy Hottentot. The musical prodigy. Has the right of wnv at Read Hall. ' HARRY F. SEDWICK, Mt. Vernon. Missouri. Plays the typewriter In Ozment ' s orchestra. Pet of the Dormitory Board and Cnprain Frnzicr. LUTHER L. BERNARD, Pierce City. Missouri. Always on parade. A military boy that has swallowed his ramrod. Author of the famous Freshman diary. ELMER A. McKAY, ivno. City. Missouri. Hand Major for the History Club. Makes use of every Grafters ' Hour. CLINTON S. CHILDS, St. Louis. Missouri. Carries the train of Izzy Anderson ' s robes. Was responsible for bringing La- FoUette here. Never heard of Tom Hall. 37 junior ( cdbemicB RED WILSON. WILBER J. GIBSON. Grant Clt.v, .Missouri. The bov who belongs to his voice. Go. famous by ' bumming his way to the Purduo BERT HOGAN, Mnryville, llissouri. (inlet man. but a mighty man. Knows tl,e hack door to the female colleges. Steele ' s amanuensis. FRED W. EASTMAN. Columbia, .Missouri. CoUeagulng with Temple to hreali the laundry trust. TIM A. FRANCIS, Ivansas City. Missouri. Never heard of him till he dropped his picture in the Savitar bos. RAPHAEL E. SEMMES, JR. Memphis, Tennessee. China egg in the sorority nests. Never seen or heard only in class meetings. PARK POWELL, Not to be found In Ued Wilson ' s airc . tory. Wouldn ' t cut if the Prof, was thirt.N nilnuteil late. WILLIAM W. BOILLOT, I.inn Creek, Missouri. A piano tuner with extraordinary bus- ness ability. He took an nd. in the Savlta. ' . 38 junior ( cabemic0 CLYDE S. SHEPARD, Caruthersvllle, Missouri. Specializes In Elocution and ONCE wore a high school medal. From Swamp-East Missouri,— and shows it. Never talks till called on, and then rings op a full fare. WALTER E. BAILEY, Carthage, Missouri. Slow on fire. Wink ' s cellmate. Advertising manager of the Tousley campaign. First Sergeant in the Junior class. CECIL K. EASTMAN, Columbia, Missouri. Loafs with Jim Ellis. One of Clyde ' s victims. Best thing that can be said about bim: nothing can be said against him. ROBERT F. STEWART, Webb City, Missouri, The busiest idler in school. Director of the Co-op. T. GROVER ORR. H II, Carrollton, Missouri. Chaplain at the Beta house. Has his Greek office in the library. Does laboratory In Artie Dew ' s Glee Club. JOHN W. LAPHAM, 21. X. Chanute. Kansas. The Patsy McGraw of the Sigma Chls- The hurdler from Kansas that was wise enough to come to Missouri. RAY V. DENSLOW, Macon, Missouri. Danbin ' s henchman. Led astray by Red Wilson. Foster-father of last year ' s liobo convention, of The Oven, and of ilie Hegira. HAL S. DANIEL, Mexico. Missouri. Never done nobody no harm. Can eat peanuts and walk away from Kansas In the two-mile. The kind of fellow you like to have for a neighbor. 39 junior ( cabemics MAMIE SUDDATH, ) ' t A ' ai ' reusburg, Missouri. HELEN M. KRABIEL, Kansas City, MIsHouri. CLARA M. AVERY, li Tid.v, Missouri ANNA MOREELL, ' ' St. Louis. Missouri. MARY E. GRADY, Miami, Missouri ELIZABETH BRASFIELD, Uuionvllle, Missouri. ECEL HAYS, Columbia, Missouri. MYRTLE DUNCAN, Columbia, Missouri. 40 junior cabemica BERTHA MARION HARLAN, Kuusiis City, Missouri. LEANDER GRAF. Hermann. .Missouri. Never tires of talking alx ut tiie Gasconade wine-eeHars. Does time at Beasley ' s. HOMER CROY. J ' J Maryville, Missouri. A pentlenian and a roughneck. A Missouri liumorist at twenty- two. LILY SUE HOSTETTER, ) ' Bowling, Green, Missouri. WILLIAM E. SUDDATH. 1 A A ' The less ho knows about the subject, the more fluent he is in class. Chaperons Prentis. MARGARET B. JOHNSON. Columbia . Missouri. 41 42 President.— HENRY ELLIOT, JR. Vice-President.— E. D. LEE. Secretary.— FRANCES C. COLE. Treasurer.— R. L. KINGSBURY. Sergeant-at-Arms.— DON G. MAGRUDER. Class Historian.— ESTHER MARSHALL APPY, happy, exceedingly happy is the Sophomore Class of 1906. It is one of the most revered classes that ever existed in the University of Missouri. How could anybody help but admire us, when the Sopho- mores as a class voted down the cruel maltreatment of our poor little unsophisticated Freshmen? Heretofore hazing had been indulged in to such an extent that it was a thousand pities that our little Freshies spent many a night weeping and moaning. This year we humane Sophomores put the weighty burden upon our shoulders and decided to do away with such cruelty. When, at the beginning of school, the juniors entertained the Freshmen, this year there was no disturbance, no vanishing of refreshments, no cutting oflf of the lights. The fact that everything went so smoothly was due to the law-abiding Sophomores. Far be it from our intentions to break a single law. Our instincts of curiosity have been refined to such a degree that little cared we to intrude, to be inquisitive, or to annoy. Let us not forget the literary qualities and brilliancy of such a class as this. We are sure that you will all agree that this is one of the most learned classes known. For example, three of our members, W. O. Ellis, W. C. Mathews, and C. A. Griffin are of vital importance for the success of the Asterisks. It is needless to say what a great and interesting publication The 43 Asterisk is, so we consider it an honor, and indicative of the capability of the class for three of our members to be numbered among the most literary and erudite of University men. To see what we can do in the line of art, see Mr. Mathews ' work in this year ' s Savitar. Furthermore, we maintain and edit a magazine of our own, The Oven, which is widely read by all students. The upper-classmen await with anxious expectation the magazine which serves as a mirror wherein they may see their faults and defects and use as a beacon to guide their future course. Nor must it be forgotten that A. H. Kiskaddon, Henry Elliot and J. S. Summers are on the debating squad. This goes to show that this class has as much college spirit, life and vim as any. So you must not picture the Sophomores as being sleepy, but rather alert and athletic. We not only ex- cel in one field, but in all our endeavors. Not only are the boys active but the girls also, for it was they that won the beautiful banner which was pre- sented to the champion basket-ball team. Not once were the girls defeated ; always did they leave the room victorious. They played with a determination to win and success was with them. In the history of the Sophomore class very decorous is the manifestation of the religious spirit. Of the Young Men ' s Christian Association, Don G. Magruder is president, S. B. NefT, secretary, and R. L. Kingsbury, treasurer. Not one, but three, hold important offices ; also many of the Sophomore girls are active workers in the Young Women ' s Christian Association. Now, do not feel that we are exceedingly boastful. Our inclinations run exactly in the opposite direction. It has been said, and there is some truth in it, that Sophomores entertain high opinions of themselves, but I wish to assert that this class is an exception. It is simply rejoicing. It cannot help being jubilant, when for a whole year it has borne the ponderous burdens, and when at last it reached the goal, success was there to crown it. Little does It wish to be conspicuous or ostentatious ; little does it think itself perfect. All that it hopes to do is to set an example, to show the Freshmen how to perform their coming duties efficiently. Let Juniors and Seniors also follow the noble example of this prolific, magnanimous Sophomore Class of 190G. 44 s Class Officers. President.— W. LLOYD DRIVER Vice-President.— LLOYD GUNBY Secretary-Treasurer.- OPHELIA L. ROBINSON Historian.— ORRICK G. JOHNS. URING my acquaintance with class histories — and we all have some such acquaintance long before coming to the University, however un- sophisticated we may be — I have made several observations. Some of these observations have been interesting as an aid to studying the na- tures of various classmen — Sophs, Juniors and Seniors. I shall not venture to speak of them, however, since this is not a learned discourse. Many of them would perhaps not appeal to other people. But one ob- servation so striking as to be worth mentioning and so general that it may be found in all class histories, I must speak of. Boastfulness, bare-faced, conceited, priggish boastfulness, in all its un- adorned and despicable unpleasantness, is to me a misdemeanor amounting almost to crime. Would that those with whom my lot has been cast — the 45 class historians of all time — had refrained from striking so low a note. Yet the things of the past are now beyond cure. We may now do no more than to set a proud example to future generations, by showing ourselves far above such practice. Be it known, then, that what you may read herein, gentle reader, is naught but truth. If we must, at times, speak of our superiority, it is truth. If we feel bound to exult in names which resound from one end of the Quadrangle to the other — remember again it is truth. We came, we saw, we conquered. Perhaps I had better leave off here. The first two statements will be questioned by no one. Never did a Fresh- man class exist, which did not come and see. If we came in more orderly array than others, it does not matter. If we saw more clearly and picked things up more rapidly than others, let us not push the point. Yet there may be some — Sophomores, doubt it not — who will refuse to be- lieve the last statement, who will not acknowledge that Chi-Chiing was stop- ped this year because of our prowess. I might even pass this over, since Sophomores are noted for their doubts — particularly with regard to the deeds of Freshmen. But I leave it to the good burghers of Columbia town, who beheld upon a certain night, that mystic and mighty array of Freshmen, or- ganized into a band as invincible and redoubtable as the legions of Na- poleon — a band which marched through the silent streets driving all before it, and standing upon the courthouse steps boldly bade the Sophs to fly to their homes or be slain — I leave it to the witnesses of this victory if we did not conquer. Truly, it has need of a better pen than mine to immortalize the glory of General Tousley. It gives me to p use and to ponder that such a battle was not fought beneath a more glaring limelight that all the world might know of it and wonder. In yet another field we have conquered. Was it or was it not the Fresh- men of 1909 who defeated the jaunty-suited Sophomores upon the field of football — defeated and drove them from the field? None will deny it. It is written in other records than this. But there is something, greater than these in importance, of which I would speak. It is the year — this year of 1905-6, which has been .the most propitious for the University in recent time. The fame of the columns has at no time resounded farther. The outlook of the University has never been broader. The number of improvements and innovations has never been greater than during the period in which we Freshmen have pursued our stu- dies within these historic walls. Whence have come these greater bounties? Whence the beneficial influence which has brought them forth? Is it not plain that our presence here answers the question fully and conclusively? And yet I dare say, were it not for us, the world would never have known that in our name must the glory be. Doubtless, for fear of giving us our dues, none would have ascribed these advances to us. But the truth will out inevi- tably; and since the men of 1909 are the only newcomers here, since our in- fluence is the only new one which has been brought to bear upon the Uni- versity, to none but ourselves may these things be ascribed. But an end is to all tales. If I have failed of giving such a history as the good reader should expect, good reader, forgive me. It is, after all, not in such pages as these that the experiences of a college year must be re- corded, but in our memories. And when we reach the high pinnacle of Sopho- moredom it is from these generous fountains that we shall draw the happy recollections of the days when we were ' 09. 46 47 £at Cf XB6 (pUBxbtniB FRED KELSEY, A. B., ! J $ Fnrnilnpton, Washington. B, E. BIGGER, A. B., $ J 4 , J ' J Laclede, Missouri. M. M. MILLIGAN, Klclinioiu], Missouri. President, second senifster. 48 (H HE artless write histories hoping that they will be read — God forbid I that I should fall thus far from art. The charitable — c ' est moi — write I I them to oblige the Savitar guys, to boost a class, or to give recognition W id to a number of persons who have never gained it for themselves in any other way. Dale has paid for this space with our own money ; shall we let the Engineers fill it up? Nay, verily. Ergo I write. It was in the fall of 1903 that a troop of artillery of various calibers in- vaded the Law Department as the first First-year Law Class, some eighty strong; since which time over half have ceased to detonate, for reasons out- side our ken, wherefore the survivors constitute our theme. Our members are such unmitigated guns individually that the class as an organization is weak. Owing to the fact that we have so many dictators and leaders, we display about as much harmony and unity as does the student body in mass meeting assembled. Our motto is : Divided we stand, united we fall. We stand on our fundamental rights, proclaiming that no Pete Kelsey can bulldoze us into society. Our worthy president has striven faith- fully to get his class to enter the swim. It was he who rose from his sick- bed to stand for three hours in the receiving line during the Senior reception at Read Hall, in order to make easier for us this step in the right direction. Aye, it was he who roused the unrighteous indignation of many of our mem- bers by recommending that the Lawyers give a dance the night preceding the Mock Trial, so we could invite our lady friends, a step which no preceding class has had the courage to take. He informed us that the girls of this insti- tution would never recognize the Lawyers as they had the Academs and the Engineers unless we showed them that we were for them. Wells, Pearcy, Kimpel and others bitterly opposed such a movement. They said that we could not get well acquainted with our Freshman brethren on such an occas- ion, and besides that, we were under no obligation to the fair sex of our school. In the vote which followed, one half of us chose to run along in the same old rut. Bowman did not vote, as on either side he would have had company in his madness — a circumstance to which original natures like his never jneld. Do we shine in athletics? Well, hardly. Whether the cause is pure ath- letics, or the fact that bone-breaking is not conducive to hard study, I am not prepared to say ; but it must be said that the writer is not -pleased with the number who represent us in this line of student activity. But three of our number have won honors for us : Nichols in football, and Dance and Sears in track. But in that more serious activity — debating — we have played our 49 i. part. We have lent our Alrtia Mater, Burke, Sears, Kelsey, Clark, and Clai- borne in the Interstate Debates, and claim our meed of the praise for vic- tories which are hers. Already the wily Dame Politics has lured some of our members. Early in the year Sir Williams Blackstone Simmons aspired to that great office known to the vulgar as the office of The High Police Judge of Columbia, and though he was defeated, he still aspires to become a great benefactor in his commonwealth. Already two of our members, no less than Silver-Tongued Shelby and Lieutenant Frieze, have sought the candidacy to the Lower House. When these giants get into our State Legislature, the University need no longer fear that she will not be amply provided for. Our friend Bruce left us early in the year to canvass his county for the nomination to the circuit clerk- ship, which he won with a good margin, and is with us again. Our baby boy Meriwether has the refusal o f the nomination to the City Attorneyship of Monroe City, situated in Monroe county, which county he tells us is the rich- est county in the State because of its great amount of outstanding bonds. Surely the time is now past when boodlers and grafters shall sit in our high public offices of trust. Being representatives of the law, we stand first, la t and all the time for law and order, Dr. Graves to the contrary notwithstanding. Also it is ever our desire to dispense with justice. We waive our own exemption from obedience to the rules of the University, and agree to abide by the laws of the State just as the Academs and Engineers do. For example, when the Legis- lature passed a law requiring all candidates for admission to the Bar in this State to take the Bar exams before practicing, we said we were with them and would take the exams, though we are the first class required to take them. Burke and Bowman declare this law unconstitutional as to us, but as said be- fore, we waive our exemption. We also waive our privileges and agree with the Supreme Court that Monday and Tuesday of commencement week is the best time for these exams, for those days, looked forward to with longing when we were lower-classmen, seem insipid to us now and we rejoice that we can spend them writing twenty-four exams, while the Seniors of other de- partments idle the time in worldly vanities. When Kelsey has his first case before the Supreme Court he will see that our graduates are exempt from this exam ; but he declares that if he should lose his case he will abide by its decision. Just who are members of our class we can not say. Dean Lawson is in doubt as to whether Gunther is a Senior. If he would keep membership with us, Zollinger must pay better attention to Dr. Roberts ' lectures. We hereby disown Murphy, since his great speechmaking has made the class unworthy of him. We recommend that he return to the Engineering Department whence he originally came. Greenman lacks the entrance requirements, and it was only with difficulty that Indian Kahn convinced him that he could not subtract thirteen lines from two. Simmons forgot to take the exam in Bills and Notes, and it is a question whether Cook recognizes him as a Senior. Franken may lose out since Dr. Roberts disabled him in Suretyship. We have finished our course, and with a feeling of mingled joy and sad- ness, say good-bye to the ' Varsity which has advanced so rapidly during our presence. 50 pernor E it GEO. N. DANCE, L.e vIston, Missouri. New Era. Tract team, 19 05; captain all- senior track team, 1906. His lieels eclipse tbe honor of his head. £. NELSON SEABS, A. B., Kirksville, Missouri. Makes frequent visits to Mexico. ' Tis not a fault to love. Makes his best grades in absentia. C. 0. PEARCY, .1 $ Thornfield. Missouri. K.nently made his debut into society. ■I will stand by the rule of the majority, ' itine what will. V. BEAMAN, ] J $ Billings, Montana. S. TJ. ' Pears to me whatever you you ought to be nice about It. am but a stranger here. Heaven my home. W. A. FRANKEN, Q E B H, ( J Xorborue, Missouri. M. S. U. I know it is a sin At Hinton, for me to sit and grin. ' 51 Senior E t J. M. ANDERSON. J , f J, N E C: rlinviUe, Illinois. Votes the calico ticket straight. For the simple reason — J. A. PARKS. J , r J QE B H Clinton, Missouri. Toasted the engineers at law.vers ' bangiiot. B. D. KIMPEL, r J Dermott, . rkansas. Blow, Blow, Blow. L. B. SHELBY. tp J l Darlington, Missouri. t . L. Just finished his last edition on Common Sense. Much ado about nothing. J, J. GUNTHER, Cl.vd?. Missouri. . University authority. Aspires to go to Congress. Judge Lawsou thinks he is a Treshman. 52 pernor £ xw JAS. F. MEADE, 2 ' .V Gallatin, Missouri. Silence is his one ureat art of conversation. MATTRICE MTJRPHY, Chillicoth , Missouri. Wouldn ' t you feel bad taking holiday without asking your teacher. ' Wise from the top of his head uj). ' I tolt you so. F. HINER DALE, Milo, Missouri. Athenaean. Chairman of coiintv pres- idents ' clubs. Think he will raise bees, berkshires and canons. Will locate in South Dakota, Oklahoma or Southeast Missouri. W. ERNEST WELLS, Maryville, Missouri. New Era. The handsomest man in liis class. He multiplies words without knowledge. WM, H. BURGESS, Mt. Pleasant, Iowa. Bliss. A good victim for a conridence man. JERE J. GALBRAITH. |) J Henderson, Tenne see. It ' s a great plague to he too hand- some a man. ' Sheriff of practice court. Oh, yez; oh, yez. 5;? Senior E iW B. G. CLAK, $ J 4 Columbia, Missouri, Athenaean. Illinois debate, 05. Kan- a i debate, ' OG. I) - - - that bar exam. Take it easy, Mr. Clark. I t that little jrirl trot alone. FBED KELSEY, fp J 0 B A ' , Q E B H. Farraington, Washington. M. S. U. Illinois debate. ' 03. K. C. law debate. ' 04. This is the last time we will mention him. He leaves the stndents ' protective association as a monument to his memory. May bis memory long live. ELIAS GEEENMAN, J Kansas City, Missouri. • ' Gentlemen, can ' t we do something to settle the uncivilized freshman. You keep quiet. Mr. G . or I and these L. L. BOWMAN, Cape Girardeau, Missouri. New Era. When you will I won ' t and when you won ' t I will. Judge, you fail to sec the point. Our interrogation point. R. B. MERIWETHEE, Monroe City, Missouri. New Era. Would like to be a rough neck, but don ' t know how. The Deacon «ho knows that anvils float. T. T. SIMMONS, Brandentown, Florida. Police Judge, dancing master. Regrets that he entered society so young. I hear a hollow sound. Who rapped my skull? 54 f X President— B. E. BIGGER. Vice-President— E. P. LASCHE. Secretary— G. R. CHAMBERLIN. Treasurer — J. E. PRICE. Savitar Representative— G. R. HORNER. Historian— C. M. WILLIAMS. m HEW ! Plainly this is an important job that has been assigned to me. The whole Savitar Board has been upon my heels for the history of this class. They say every historian has handed in his history, except myself, and that they must have a history of law ' 07 even if they have to hold up the Savitar until July. Of course we realize the importance of such a situation, and that the entire University would be sorely dis- appointed if the annual contained no chronicle of the class that has thrown so many bombs among the sleeping laggards. But Eureka ! Time is too precious, and it is the business of this class to make history ; not to record it. Look at the old warriors who have held the destinies of men (and co- eds), in the hollow of their hands (and arms) ; men of every noble type; men for whose memory in future years, so many holidays will be granted that Eas- ter Vacations will be of little moment. First the noble Bates — a man so honest ; so fairminded that he cannot conceive of dishonest}- in another ; Donnell and Nardin, men of power and might whose oratory has swayed and led the masses for years ; and who when pitted against each other, so worked upon the minds, souls and bodies of the lesser lights that the latter fell down and worshipped. Then we have the scholarly Temple, whose intellectual powers and midnight oil have pulled many a duller mind (of other classes) over the danger line of C. Bigger whose fame and prowess have spread far beyond local bounds ; Bollinger whose filial affection is already a matter of history, recorded in the min- utes of Easter Mass-meetings ; Horner, Walker and others whose deeds have for years been the life and inspiration of the institution. But I must leave this line of thought. It is too fruitful. I see too many noble, broad-minded men — worthy comrades, whose deeds are not surpassed even by those above recorded. We will not mention that fearful battle in which countless Engineers assailed our doors and were promptly thrown with drooping spirits and hope- less chagrin, into the pit beneath our Hall of Justice. The Easter Holidays? Oh yes, ' tis true they originated in the fertile in- tellect of Junior Law (promulgated by that Man from Germany ). ' Tis true that the entire battle of words was fought under the leadership of Junior Law — ' Tis true that Junior Lawyers did the manly thing and solved the prob- lem in a manly way. (We are not saying that their solution was received in the wisest manner. Each to his own opinion on that score.) Did not our worthy predecessors of ' 06 resolve that Whereas, there are three great classes in this department, and Whereas, the Junior Class contains more genius and ability than any other of the three (they would have done well to have included all classes), therefore be it Resolved, that the success of the Mock-Trial be made greater than in any preceding year by entrusting it to the hands of said Junior Class. Well, we are too busy to record more history, and ' tis needless for the deeds of this class will live after us, in the minds of the people, ad infinitum. Hark— the telephone ! Hello ? !!!!?? Oh yes, Croy ; It ' s been lying on my desk some time, waiting for you to send your ' devil ' around after it. Well, thank the Lord that spasm is finished. MONTE BAEH, St. Louis, Miwsouri. ne asked for a place of distinction and we gave It to him. 56 junior E it C. M. WILLIAMS, 1 ' A E liriKiklyii, New York. Sells life Insurance to the faculty. (Roberts excepted). Side kicker to Temple. SAMUEL WILCOX, St. Joseph, Missouri. New Era. A small politician. Bents ever.Tthing In all this world wh.v I can ' t make A. in all my work. C. E. RANDALL, Kniinence. Missouri. Is always sure of the answer to his own questions. First sub. ou Junior penny pitching team. R. G. LYDA, Columbia, Missouri. ' ■. s for nie I am going to class. Bill Nardln or no one else can bulldoze me Into taking a holiday. S. D. NEWKIRK, I J 4 Tipton, Missouri. New Era. First ylctlm of Hinton in Code Pleading. Ofllcial time keeper for the back row In the 11:30 classes. R. L. BURNS, Excelsior Springs, Missouri. Bliss. Promoter of the (defunct) Sen- ate. A protracted freshman. Roberts told him to speak English. Whiskey is not booze. G. M. WILLIAMS, Albany, Missouri. Ilis membership In the Glee Club and his debut in society was a remarkable coincidence. M. B. COLLINS, Brookficld, Missouri. Expects to be both arrior and statesman. m g m m m- fel H 1 % - JK9 fct? gj:5. pg?.y{ B 57 junior Bi Aij) F. A. KILLER, St. Louis, Missouri, filcc Club. Never attends class at mule barn — must go to Christian College. Is very chummy with Co. . Uoberts Inter- rupted him while making a star reci- tation T. S. .McCHESNEY, Trinidad, Colorado. ' •A bold bad man . . . fresh from Colorado. A killer with Columbia maids. L. L. UTTEEBACK, Stoutsvllle, Mis.souri. He says he ha-s been here three years but nobody knows it. A rank pessimist on athletic outlooks. F. A. LEE, 4 J J) JIaryvllle, Missonri. Doesn ' t visit Read Hall this year. Satellite to Judge Hiiiton. E. E. KITE, Craig, Missouri. E.y-Scnator. Grafts Cook in an nncon- sclcntious manner. Some say he is bow- liKired. Was once a country school teju-lier. R. N. DENHAM. Jr., I J cj) St. Louis. Missouri. Persuaded the postmaster to take an ad. on a score card. The most remarkable thing about him is the wonderful extent of his imagination. BOSS BOLEY, Tina. Missouri. Bliss. Has a hard time convincing the profs, he Is right. Made A. In Bills and Notes. C. B. DRAKE, Warrensburg, Missouri. His questions would puzzle the Supreme Court. Has read every book in the Z. drawer in the general library. 58 junior dtt M. A. CHAPMAN, ClipycHiie. Wyoming. fP. O., 10 hours. Special courses— j Skating rink. 6 hours. i Pipe, 24 hours. ' Law, 1-2 hour. A. E. RAKBEAtr, Jr., New York City, New York. Has been lonesome since Tuby left. Ranks next to Simpson (In roil call). L. PLANK, Lebanon. Missnuri. Made D. in Criminal Law and A. In Bills and Notes. Who said graft? T. E. ELLIOTT, Nevada, Missouri. Ex-Senator, Ex-U. L. Recites confi- dentially to the profs. Walt till I ask Plank. C. J. MURRAY, A ' A Jefferson City, Missouri. Irish. Attends class when he expects a quiz. D. STEWART, Jr., 4 J 4 Chillicothe, Missouri. U. L. We refrain from speaking harshly of bim because of his tender years. Was surrounded by bad influ- ences In the days of .Maxwell. N. D, WATSON, New London, Missouri. Wiitry. His notes are more copious thiin his profs. Rooms with an engineer. J. W. PIER, Carry, Pennsylvania. A member of the Pennsylvania (Dutch) Club. Agent for his undisclosed prin- cipal (Jno. Boyer). 59 junior Bt itt B. E. BIGGER, A. B., $ J $, J 7 ' J Laclede, Missouri. M. S. U, Captain baseball team, ' 05- ' 0fi. President Junior class. St. Peter In Mocli Trial. Athletic editor of Independent. Member Missouri Meerschaum Club. (Jave McClean to understand that he was cap- tiiln of the baseball team. G. K. HORNER, Deepwater, Missouri. Athenaean. Savitar, ' 00. Handles the cash at U. B. Club. Tools sides with the girls on the holiday question. Re- bulsed Temple for inibecoming conduct. L. A. WARDEN, Mercer, Missouri. Knows ever.vbodj- in school. A foolish man to quit the clothing business tor law practice. W. T. NARDIN, A. B., A, M., $ J 4 Q E B H, Columbia, Missouri. M. S. V. Nebrasl a debate. ' 01, ' 0,1; Te. as debate, ' 05. And an old star came out of the mule barn and tlie freshmen fell down and worshiped him. — Oven. E. S. MINOR, A T I) Rldgeway, Missouri. Passed in everything the first semester. Ergo hasn ' t been to class 2d semester. LEANDER GRAF, Hermann, Missouri. His nativity reveals his nationality. Teaches the Wild Cats to speak deutsch. R. P. JOHNSON, 4 J $, A .-I Osceola, Missouri, Never misses class. Keeps up the work for two. CARL HARRISON, Me. ico, Missouri. Tried to Americanize Ilcsse. Bo-l-ey Is a d ■ - - f-r-e-s-h-man. 60 junior £dtt VERNON MORTHLAND, J I J Warren, Missouri. M. S. V. A standing candidate for office. I am for It. Cook ' s court of last resort. G. R. CHAMBERLIN, Odessa, Missouri. Bliss. Justice of the Peace. Gives secret rebates to laundry patrons. RAY T. BOND. Joplin, Missouri. Joplin Quartette. Sees the funny side of things. (He wrote this.) How tame. A notorious rounder. (We wrote this.) How true. I. S. GARDNER. Brookfield, Missouri. Non-com. in War Dept. A com- ing orator. Runs with Collins. R. E. LEE, Ph. B., $ J $ Maryville, Missouri. A Freshman who butted into the Junior class. Came to look after his younger brother. G. C. DAVIS, A. B., A T Springfield, Ohio. After a year he got a following. Came to class five consecutive days once. J. R. CLEVENGER, A. B., Excelsior Springs, Missouri. New Era. Always announces his Jokes. Tries for every team from Ping Pong to La Crosse. F. C. HESSE, Leipsig, Germany. He is trying to forget the German lan- guage. Responsible for the student uprising. 61 et ent5 @nnuaf QYlocft Ztia BY JUNIOR LAW CLASS— APRIL 24, 1906. COMMITTEE F. C. DONNELL, Chairman. JNO. H. NEWMAN. C. M. WILLIAMS. V. MORTHLAND. G. R. WHITMORE. D. STEWART, Jr. G. R. HORNER. STATE OF ETERNITY vs. FRITZ KRULL SUPREME HIGH COURT OF ST. PETER, Post-Easter Holiday Term Presiding Justice : ST. PETER. Bailiff: GABRIEL. ATTORNEYS Prosecution : SIR WILLIAM BLACKSTONE DANIEL WEBSTER JEDGE LAWSON Defense : HERBERT S. HADLEY WILLIAM T.JEROME NED HINTON JURY 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 1. MOSES (Foreman) 2. ST. PATRICK .3. DIOGENES 4. NOAH 5. METHUSELAH SITTING BULL 6 LI HUNG CHANG CAESAR LORD BACON OOM PAUL KRUGER CHRIS. COLUMBUS W. F. SWITZLER Verdict: We, the jury, find the said defendant guilty of torturing the spirit of King Charles, but, in mitigation of punishment, owing to insanity resulting from injuries received while trying to ride a Jersey calf called Maggie, we decree that the defendant be given the alternative of spending eternity in those sulphurous regions which all wish to avoid, or returning to the city of Columbia. He chose the former. 62 m Presidents.— JOHN A. KURTZ and M. M. MILLEGAN. Vice-Presidents.— C. A. CANNON and R. E. KAVANAUGH. Secretary-Treasurers.— MISS BESSIE PEACOCK and MISS MABEL STURTEVANT. Sergeants-at-Arms.— E. E. ZOOK and C. C. BLUE. Athletic Manager.— JOE W. MILLER. Historian.— JAY G. CLIFT. HAT honors the Freshman Lawyers won in athletics ; how they placed two of their number on the debating team ; how, aided by the Juniors and abetted by the Seniors, they expelled bodily from the Law Build- ing the entire Engineering Department ; how they secured the Easter holidays; and why they have two lady members — are matters which cannot be told here. How they digged down into the mazes and sub- tle niceties of mediaeval disquisitions in fathomless Blackstone, only to find in the end that, in the words of Coke, they must ' proceed: for on some other day, in some other place (or perhaps upon the second perusal of the same) their doubts (cons?) will probably be removed; how they learned that my boo-ok on Contracts is the most masterly treatise ever written upon that subject ( the fact being admitted by the author himself) ; and how, under Prof. Cook, they learned that not in the whole category of law, from Brac- ton to Blue, had there been a case decided correctly — are also matter which, for want of space, cannot be treated in detail. But there is one crowning event which made said class notorious. It arose in the form of impeachment pro- ceedings — Jacobites v. Conservatives. The arguments are much abridged and some are omitted. FRESHMAN LAWYERS v. JOHN A. KURTZ et al. (Reported 3 Peacock 112.) For defendant, Serj. Butler (with him, Serjs. Hosford, Clausen, Comer, Layton, Tousley.) For the prosecution, Serj. Jacobs, leader of Jacobites (with him, Serjs. Maupin, Pierce, Zook.) 63 The first count of the indictment was for usurpation : For that the said John A. Kurtz, and other with him confederated, etc., and having refused and declined to resign, at the end of said first Semester, etc., and did feloniously, etc., keep, hold, etc., said office to the great and manifest scandal, etc., and against the customs, etc. The second and third counts were for misuser : For that the said John A., on, etc., and divers other days and times, to-wit, twice, having met, etc., divers and sundry persons, to-wit, John Archibald Maupin of Perry, Oklahoma, and A. J. McAIillan, did, with malice afore- thought, refuse and decline to speak, nod, etc., to the said divers, to-wit, etc., to the great destruction, etc, ; and For that the said John A. did impiously, etc., attempt to place his unearthly likeness into the Sacred Savitar, against the desires, etc., and to the manifest perplexity, etc., of the Savitar Board, etc. Kurtz: Lawyers, Jackals, Mules! hear me for my cause; believe me for mine honor. If any one asks why Kurtz did act thus, to him I answer : Not that I love my classmates less, but my office more. Jacobs: Friends, followers, dupes, lend me your ears. This noble body is in the hands of conspirators. You all did see how on yesterday they did vote against your will to place this arch-traitor Kurtz ' s portrait into the Savitar, and, how this Kurtz did scorn your petition and refuse to resign, but like a despot would trample you into the dust. But Kurtz says he is an honorable man ; so are they all, all honorable men. For myself, I am moved by the purest motives ; I am the very incarnation of — Zook: Only the uncontrollable impulse of my sense of honor and duty compels me to speak against the defendant, with whom, as a barefoot boy, I used to play around the old ash-hopper back in the early ' 70 ' s. When I was at West Point — I mean, when I was admitted to the bar — Butler: We ' ve heard enough from this Ananias (though I do him honor to call him thus). From the State of Mississippi have I come to defend this martyr, Kurtz. Because he is dignified, you persecute him ; because he is fortunate, you envy him ; and because in his exalted position he very wisely holds himself above the common herd, you would impeach him. Down, say I, with such anarchists ! Down in Miss — Clausen: Just a word. Now you all know that I am not seeking self- aggrandizement : for three times was the presidenc} of this class ofifered me by yon Shepard, but three times did I refuse it, though without doubt no one is more capable to fill it than I, as you all know. In the debating squad, of which I am the most — Tously: I want to make a suggestion — Jacobites, in chorus : Awe, sit down ! Layton : Ab initio ! Animo furandi ! Quare clausum fregit ! Hear me, for I will speak ! Don ' t y ' laugh — I mean just what I say ! (Sixteen men were necessary to prevent him from giving a practical demonstration of an assault and battery upon Jacobs). Miss Peacock : O that mamma were here ! CANNON, C. J.: All the judges who favor the conviction rise. Jacobs: Get up, get up ! Nulf, you lobster, stand up ! (Nulf slowly rises). Miles, Hosford, haven ' t y ' got any sense? Stand up! Hosford: I call for a secret ballot ! They ' re intimidating me ! In Water- town, N. Y.— CANNON, C. J.: The learned judges stand for conviction. The sever- penalty shall be inflicted — he shall be banished to Kansas. Jacobite officers were now elected. The Conservatives said the pro- ceedings were illegal, the Jacobites said not ; both were obstinate. There being no higher court to which to appeal, and there being no means of en- forcing the order, the factions maintain two hostile organizations ; which state of things forever explodes the old idea that wherever there ' s a right there ' s a remedy. 64 65 k D. B. THIEHAN, AuUville, Missouri. Class of ' 06. B. W. TILLMAN, Loose Creek, Missouri. Class of ' 07. @,grtcufturaf C?(X6b (prmUntti H. H. KRUSEKOPF, Chamois. Missouri. Class of ' 08. TURNER R. H. WRIGHT. Columbia. Missouri. Class of ' 00. 66 1 Columbia mizzour} ' September the Tth 1901 ERE dad — fore i go to bed i reckon that i ' d beter rite you and maw how yore son is makin ' it here at the place that bill jones sed wuz the Athens of mizzoury. i ain ' t seen nothing that appears to me to be like bein ' the Athens, i told you in m)- last how nice them men wuz that wuz on the trane with me. one told me to see the head teacher, mister Jesse just as soon as i could, mister jesse is a mighty nice man and he sent me to a nuther teacher what is called loeb. i don ' t like him near so well as mister jesse. he axed me a lot of fool cjuestions and when i told him that i wuz the onley son and air of squire roberts of robertsville and how i had gone to the bestest destrect skule in the county and had cum all the wa} ' to go to the skule where they larn you how to plow and lead bosses and kurry mules, he sed that i bed better see mister waters, that wuz the third teacher that yore son bed to see. mister waters is a sight better man than that loeb, he axed me how the prospexs wuz at hom and how you all wuz. he knows unkl e John and talked most a our. then he axed me which i wanted to larn and if i hed a stifikate-nope i bed never herd of a stifikate as he called it. then he lowed that i could be a speshal whatever that is then he called down a nuther man that he sed wuz called mumford which mumford is nuther mighty nice man. betwix them both thej ' fixed what they sed wuz my skedule which is the things that they air goin ' to larn me. one of them is called english i axed what that wuz. they sed it wuz grammer and ritin ' but jest what i need with that i kan ' t see. you kan ' t plow and cuss mules in ritin ' . then nuther is called by the hifalutin ' name of botiny. and nuther is called fysics. i reckon that is what doc white gives when he is up a tree and don ' t know which to do. i got a letter frum sally, one of the boys that part there hare in middel wher i eat sed i wuz a shorthorn i don ' t .5 67 know what that means but the other fellers lafted and i jest saled in and cleaned up the ground with him. i reckon that he hedn ' t done much rastling ai he wuz eazy to throw, i got me a littel cap with the letters MU on it. it looks real nice and the rest the fellers like it as they axed me if there wuz anymore like it. there goes the bell that calls us to skule so noe more frum yore son give my love to maw and tell sally that i ' ll rite when i get time. — ■ John anagoras roberts. i Columbia, Mo., May 29, 1906. EAR Father: — This is the last week that I will be a student at the University. Often when I think of leaving here I feel a pang. Four years ago, I came here a raw untutored boy, not even knowing how to write my own name properly. Next Friday I leave here with the diploma of the greatest school in Missouri, in my possession. No matter what may happen, I will always have a tender spot in my heart for the U. of M. and any boy or man who comes from here, whom I may meet in after-life, will have a letter of recommendation that in my opinion could not be bettered. The pleasures that I have experienced here would fill a large volume and one of the pleasures that I hope to have in after-life is to be able to meet some of my old classmates and pass recollections with them. As I told you in my last letter, all of my classmates are leaving here with positions in their pockets. One goes into the agricultural newspaper line as the associate editor of one of the better class of papers. Another is now painting his shingle with the letters D. V. S. after his name. The government work connected with the Department of Agriculture claims three others. A farm in the western part of this State and a ranch in Kansas will have capable managers from the class of ' 06. Every one of us is going into that branch that especially appeals to him. From the work that we have gone through together here at our Alma Mater, I know that each will be a success in his chosen line. I will meet you and mother at the train when you come. I expect Sally to come about the same time. I am planning to take her to the Commence- ment Ball. I wish that you and mother would go with us as I wish to show you what a fine clean class of boys we have here. I must close. Tell mother that I will be watching for her. Your son, JOHN A. ROBERTS. 68 Senior rtcuftute F. L. KELSO, Willard, Missouri. Pete. Swears by the Farmer. ' to be a friend o( Bright Eyes failed to be her Valentine. ' Cs but HABY ALICE COCHEL, Columbia, Missouri. Bridget was a Farmer girl, she was, she was, etc. D. B. THIEMAN, Aullville, Missouri. A good fellow and a gun. but a complete fail- ure as a ladles ' man. He went with ii girl once, only once. C. G. STAKE, Centraila, Missouri. Dreamed that he transported a white bull in his Sophomore days. See p. 97, ' 05 Savitar. Funny illusions some people have. Forbes ' pet. FANNY TAYLOK HAETHAN Columbia, Missouri. First girl to have her picture taken for the Savitar. 69 Senior ( gricufture C. A. COLE, Quaker, Missouri. Wears all his beauty, wit. wisdom, and wealth In his button hole. J. S, McDANIEL, Houstonia, Missouri. Interne nt the Veterliiarj- hospital. Chews the rag some but tobacco more. HARRY S. WAYMAN, J 7 ' J Kansas City. Missouri. ' Babe, Jap. Greatest achievement: Took a girl to a frat dance once. HOWARD WELCH, t ' J ri.luuibln. Missouri. See llio Rabbit. The Raliblt hopped b.v Bead Hall. Did the Rabbit get by. No. At ' ues caught the Rabbit. L. F. CHILDERS, Mcrnll, Missouri. neap blK lilow liut dodges the collector and tlie hard work. Gets the credit for the work that other fellows do. 70 m E came to Columbia in September, 1903, a class of twenty-one timid Freshmen who tamely paid our Savitar bill for a mere roll call of names. When we were Sophomores we boasted of our prowess, our wit, and our wisdom. Now with our Junior year almost passed and the responsibility of seniority approaching, we are inclined to put all jokes aside, particularly those designed to bring about strife among the lower classmen, and to practice the new dignity we are soon to assume. Three years of college life have much in them to teach men the insta- bility of the things of this world and their influence upon men, young men in particular. Only four of the original twenty-one have remained stead- fast. Wright and Vogt were lured away by the wiles of womankind ; but we know they are happy because they subscribe for the FARMER. Reed dropped out for a year, then dropped back again, we are glad to say. Young, Rosenfelder, Moss, Mayberry, Hirschi, and Dandy left us to do the prac- tical farming stunt. Dear old Simon Dow, with his hammer and dust-mulch spiel, deprived us of his company at the end of the second year in order to apply his energy to the management of a creamery. We are informed that Simon still sings the praises of M. S. U. Here ' s to Simon ! We must here pause to throw our olive branches on the grave of Riley T. Ikenberry whom death took from us during the summer vacation of our first year. Thieman outstripped us in the race and has spent his third year as a Senior. King stayed two years and then went back to his ranches in Texas. Basye got Tuckered cut, and Mullins found Academic soil more congenial to the delicate rootlets of his mind. In our Sophomore year we were reinforced by Bell, Walker, Wild, Woods, Stew- art, and Coe. At the end of the year Coe departed to lands unknown. Bell dropped out for a year but will re-enter next September. !Mackey, Walker, W oods, and Wild have been called away during this last semester. As juniors we have been reinforced by F. G. King and Evvard. Thus it has been borne in upon us that we are largely creatures of circumstances ; yet we will toil on in the hope that we will not be entirely exterminated before we reach the toga estate. E. A. C. 71 H. B. VILT?, Pierce City. Missouri. Slings hash nt Taylor ' s. Studies Veterinary Surgery from the book. junior ( Qxxcn?tuu JOHN M. EWARD, Poiitlac, Illinois. Another of Forbes ' pets. Sits on a front seat, chews gum, and assumes an Inter- ested expression. B. W. TILLMAN, Loose Creek, Missouri. Student, athlete, gentleman. Has quite a graft with Dr. Carolina. ' ' ' Down with the f ra ts. ' ' F. G. KING, Sweet Springs, Missouri. Toolv Academic course two years but managed to discover his mistake before it was everlastingly too late. C. V. STEWART, Kansas City, Missouri. Corn Ved but doesn ' t show it. Has the gait of a town boy sneaking into a ball game. W. B. LANHAM. Sopp, Missouri A rather long, straight boy who is good in Horticulture, better in war, but with the ladies simply a gun J. W. READ, Columbia, Missouri. First man to pay his Savitar assess- ment. Imagines he is the handsomest boy In school. i i - ' - - Ar E. A. COCKEFAIR, Unionville, Miso url. ' ' Cocky. ' ' Silver-haired professor In prep. school. Wise man of the class. T. E. WOODWARD, Columbia, Missouri. A victim of unexpected, unmerited honors. Admirer of Dr. Brown. 73 President— H. H. KRUSEKOPF Vice-President— M. E. SHERWIN Secretary— R. F. HOWARD Sergeant-at-Arms— C. B. HUTCHISON Historian— L. KNUDSON J N THE beginning of the year we were filled, as all Sophomores should be, with a high sense of our duty to the wise Freshie. We applied the paddle when necessar % but usually gave our victim an opportunity to test his voice in song or oratory. Our work for the improvement of the Freshie, however, did not end there. This can be testified to by that Freshie who had the privilege of having his mustache removed by a Sophomore Farmer. But at the kindly suggestion of the University officials, we, with the other Sophs, laid down our paddles and took up our class and department activities. Probably no other Sophomore class in the University, in its respective department, has been as active as the Farmers ' 0 ' 8. There has not been an Agricultural department enterprise which has not been actively entered into and supported by the Sophomore Farmers. On the stock-judging team 73 which competed at Chicago, three of the five members were of this class. The entire team in corn judging, appearing before the Corn Breeders ' As- sociation, was of the class ' OS. This same class had five of its members on the stafif of the Farmer and in addition claimed the chairman and one other member of the Board of Managers. In the Agricultural Club, three Sophomores hold office. No class worked more industriously for the success of the department stunts than did the class of ' 08. It was the Sophomore class that proposed the barn-warming celebration, long to be remembered as the most unique social function of the school year. In company with the other classes the wood-cliopping stunt was carried through and the University saved from a temporary shut-down for lack of fuel. But the celebration of all celebra- tions ever held at the University was the big County Fair. No individual class was responsible for its success for all worked with a spirit and energy that could not help but make for success. Details of the celebration are un- necessary as the glories of the fair, its booths, side shows, races and other attractions will be recovmted to future generations. We have indeed passed through a year of great activity but modesty forbids material additions to this history. We hope, however, that Farmers coming to the University in the future, will be encouraged and stimulated by the reading of this history to like activities, even as we hope for achieve- ments during the coming Junior year. 74 President— TURNER R. H. WRIGHT Vice-President— RICHARD N. STEPHENS Secretary— ARTHUR A. JONES Treasurer— HEZZIE A. HENLEY Sergeant-at-Arms— ESTILL M. LOWRY I am monarch of all I survey, My right there is none to dispute, From the center round out to the bay, I am lord of the fowl and the brute. OW ridiculous it seemed but a few years ago to go to a school to learn how to farm. But the times have changed, and the man who would be a successful farmer today must have a scientific training along the line of agriculture. Our Dads, seeing the logic in all this, with few misgiv- ings sent us to the University of Missouri. So here we are forty strong just completing our first year ' s attempts at scientific knowledge. And IS it worth coming back for? Yes indeed, and next year, all who possibly can, will enroll in the second year of our four. What have we done during this our first year? Well, nothing very start- ling or shocking, but we have kept our noses above the water and entered into the ' Varsitj- spirit as well as forty pair of strong lungs could. We got busy last fall and elected officers to serve our class for the year. We helped 75 to make the memorable barnwarming ' a success with our support both physi- cally and financially and also the big stunt on Farmers ' Day. The corduroy trousers and cowboy hats were conspicuous among our members, and many pairs of willing hands chopped wood for the University furnaces when they were destitute of coal. We have men from as far east as New York and from as far west as San Francisco. We have conquered Doc. Brown ' s Chemistry and waded through Whipple ' s red ink. Several of the best athletes of the University belong to our class even though it is comparatively small. We have two men on the ' Varsity football team, one track man, and a basket ball man of no small repu- tation. We have other men who are not athletes but who for various reasons are well known. Richey can knock the stars with a pole ; Schwartze from New York is a direct descendant from Abraham ; Lowry is a cow puncher from Wyoming; Moss can get a girl to go with him although he does not know her name. Yes the class is a good one, and we are proud of it. Perhaps we have made some mistakes, they tell us all Freshmen do. Yet if we have made mis- takes, we have profited by them, and we hope that next year we may con- tinue our success with an unbroken class. Agriculture, Agriculture, Wheat, Corn, and Straw, Freshman Farmers Rah ! Rah ! Rah 1 76 77 AUGUST W. KAMPSCHMI0T Cedar Fork, Missouri LUTHEE S. JAMES Marshall, Missouri President of the Senior Class President of the Junior Class (presibentB of tU (B ebicdf CfacseB FRANK E. BAGNALL Clarlnda, Iowa ALBERT H. BAUGHER Bucklln, Missouri President of the Sophomore Class President of the Freshmen Class 78 RUTH SEEVERS, Osceola, Missonri. RICHARD S. MacCABE Springfield, Missouri. A man of words but not of thoughts. Is like !X stent big row of OOnOO ' s. WILLIAM H. GOODSON, New Cambria, Missouri. I am so Tery gootl. And do such clever things. I feel my shoulders just to see. If 1 have sprouted wings. 79 Senior (gXebicdf NURSES IN PARKER MEMORIAL HOSPITAL 80 OME men are born Doctors and some are made Doctors but the class of ' 07 just happened. The all-wise Creator had nothing to do about it ; at least he would not assume the responsibility and left no laundry marks. We came from the Lord Knows Where — and Kentucky. We were diluted with German, Jew, Syrian, and Filipino, but Divine Prov- idence spared us the curse of the Egj ptians. The first thing we did of any importance was to begin paying lab- oratory fees and we have kept it up every since. In fact we wore such a path going up to Jerry Babb ' s that Lippy put down a cinder path and charged it up to our account. We paid twenty plunks apiece for one course and the most expensive thing we got was filter papers. (Prague himself said so!) But we forgot to mention that five went for autopsies on people that didn ' t die. Then we got busy. We have worked on a farm, gone with a threshing machine and clerked in a country store, but for long hours and lots of them Medicine is the limit. Everybody works but the Profs. Once the head of a department went to Europe and left us in charge of his assistant; the assistant went to St. Louis and left us in charge of the janitor, while that worthy functionary cleaned out to a ball game leaving us instructions, and we — we did the work and paid the bills. We want to lay it down as a general rule that a man cannot finish the first two years of Medicine and retain his self-respect. All sense of resistance and self-preservation is scabbed out of him. By the end of the first year we were ashamed to look our friends in the face and call our- selves men. When we came under the regime of that nonentity from Prague and the unworthy son of Johns-Hopkins we took to sneaking down back alleys and dodging all acquaintances. We had only one consolation — free unlim- ited use of the English language in our private remarks. Whenever we felt sore on the world and disgusted with everything — when there was an accumulation of the waste products of wrath and a faulty elimination of the excretions of anger, in short when we were morally bilious, we heaped together all the vituperative epithets we could command, borrow from our friends or steal from our enemies, and dumped the whole on our oppressors. When completely unloaded we smoked our pipe in silence and felt relieved. 81 junior Olebicaf When we returned as Juniors we retired from active work, smoked a stogie and slowly regained our self-respect ; had time to look around and think a little ; found out that the other departments were holding daily assem- blies, and that there were such things as football and baseball games and that every department had a holiday but the Medical. We went up. to take a look at the columns and spent a whole hour doing nothing but lying on the mounds and returning thanks for our deliverance from bondage. We have now reached the stage where we sometimes smoke a ten-center, look all men in the eye, and try to forget the past, remembering that we are now in- structed by Scholars and Gentlemen only. MEDICAL LABORATORY AND HOSPITAL LTTTHER SCOTT JAMES, Miirslmll, Missouri. To lend tlio womoii, lefini the special feeling: Their everlnstiiipr aches and groans. In thousand tones Have nil one source, one mode of healing. ' —GOETHE. CHAELES W. SIMISON, ( Union. .Missouri. Sometimes it suits inc better to invent A tale frtini in.v own heart, nun-e near akin To my own passions and habitual thoughts. —WORDSWORTH. 82 junior (Qlebicdf ROY HOMER DYER, Marslu 11. Missouri. He knew the cause of everlch maladye, Were it of hoot or cold, or moist or drye. And where engendred, and of what humour. —CHAUCER. LAKE BREWER. RIdgeway, Missouri. I hail thee, wondrous, rarest vial! I lake ;hee down devoutly for the trial. — GOBTHE. THEODORE IRWIN FREEDMAN, New York. New York. Spontaneous Lassitude indicates Disease. —HIPPOCRATES. WILLIAM HENRY COOK, Sid ney, Missouri. Hemmed In by many a toppling heap Of books, worm eaten, gray with dust Which to the vaulted ceiling creei). —GOETHE. GEORGE BLAINE CROW, Marlinstown, Missouri. With us ther was a DOCTOR OF PHISHv, In al this world ther was noon him lik To speke of )ihisik and of surgerye. —CHAUCER. J. CURTIS LYTER, Berry, Kentucky. But just the other day he ate Some stuff that made him sick. And told his folks to rush and get The Doctor, double qnick. —WATERMAN SYLVESTER IRVIN ARTHUR, Union City, Indiana. Is there no Balm in Gilead? Tell me, tell me, I Implore! Quoth the Raven, ' Nevermore. — POE. CHAS. BRADFORD RODES, Jr. Sedalla , Missouri. •■Rouse up sirs! Give your brains a racking To find the remedy we ' ie lacking. —BROWNING. 83 b: ,te « m m. M- ■ iHi M!KDMI|L6fe i VU r M ITH work half done and fun begun we pass the second mile ; Along the way we did not play and seldom dared to smile ; Yet not in vain for who remain acknowledge Jackson ' s way Of reading out and weeding out is nice on those who stay, Though hard on those who weakly chose Anatomy to slight — A last year ' s grafter sometime after told us this ' is right. On sundry dogs and cats and frogs we brought untimely death — Ye victims of our later years now grasp and hold your breath ! We weighed our food to find what good from eating comes — a joke ; We had to say we liked to play when near our Dr. Koch. To Chemistry we said good-bye, and to the best of men ; And perhaps we will never see on earth his like again ; But none the less we here profess — let him keep peace who will — He is the Prince of Gentlemen and here is to him still. Pathology, apology we make for leaving you. Perched in a place that you disgrace, before your time is through ; If parasites were grim delights and autopsies a joy. The very mention of your name perhaps might not annoy. In closing this our wish it is that there be no encores : True, we have been, but not again will we be Sophomores. William Abney : Who friendship with a knave has made Is judged a partner in the trade. Frank E. Bagnall : He fought the Freshmen ; in their fall The hats their mamma ' s gave them — all Were his estate. 84 Richard S. Battersby : The faster he essayed to talk, The more his lazy tongue would balk. Morgan L. Clint : A gentleman, a scholar, A reaper of A ' s, A living example of how chi-chi-ing pa3 ' s. Lyle M. Daley : No; you shall not Kiss him, at least not now ; he will awake soon. Wm. L. Frazier : Originator of I did it with my little hatchet and other legends. John Hall : ' Twas built throughout of high class stuff. Though round the neck a trifle rough. Eugene P. Hamilton : Doctor, what makes the ocean so wet? Carl W. Husted : ' Tis not what man does that exalts him, but what man would do. Frank Kunz : What ho! what ho! this fellow is dancing mad! He hath been bitten by the tarantula I Fred B. Kyger: Our physiological partner. Harry S. Marsh : They say that he was known to be. In temper, most intemperate. Louis T. Marsh : Pollio, who values nothing that ' s within. Buys books like beavers only for their skin. Wendell H. Mitchell: Nevertheless we beat Haskell ! A. Roscoe Remley : A head so hard would scarce be scarred By impact with a comet. Fred E. Simeral : Renowned was he for industry, But not for its reward. Arthur A. Sneed : I learned to love despair. Herbert H. Wallace: A violet by a mossy stone, Half hidden from the eye. John A. Watkins : A model youth he was and straight — A model not to imitate. 85 m E had the Big Eye on the Medical Building last fall, of course, and be- gan to treasure up a store of memories intimately associated with it. The vividness of one ' s first impression is never overshadowedby sub- sequent events, especially if it be of some poor object of pity — as was ours — of a lean, shaggy, unshaven creature shambling about the Med- ical Morgue with a skull-and-crossbones mounted on its manly bosom and a warble on him that would shame the nightingale. As to the identity of this None Such there were as many opinions as there were Fresh- men. Some had it that it was the Dean of Medicine rigged out to impress us, others that it was the stiflf we were to carve on, notwithstanding the fact that it looked as tough as baling wire. It finally broke the news that it was the representative of the Sophomore class in Medicine and that they had it in mind to take charge of us in the place of the regular instructors. We let ' em of course. Thus we embarked and spent the first few months in being shorn of our preconceived ideas of the study of Medicine, the Faculty kindly lending their aid. The idea of beginning right away to be doctors was shipped, and such frivolous and fantastical things as Chemistry and Cat substituted and the fun began; but we ' re no longer burdened with the memory of anything we learned. In fact, when we tell you what has been done you will understand why it was necessary to have our minds unburdened. Heretofore the verdant Freshmen have been forbidden the privilege of doing daily research work in college but we broke over and have been proud of ourselves ever since. For surely this is research work when a poor fellow ' s imagination is not highly enough developed to see things in his mi- croscope the first time and is told to search again. Needless to say, too, such efforts have borne fruit — for questioning minds are soon repaid with success. A bright and guileless son of old Missouri discovered a new element to be known as tap water. However the culmination of his power as an investi- gator was not reached until he announced that the axis cylinder, the chief ramrod of nerve cells, is also common to the Gordon-headed parasite that plays hide-and-go-seek and nips the unwary in the region of his duodeno-jejunal flexure. The Medical World will long acknowledge its indebtedness to 86 another one of us for the knowledge that man ' s erstwhile dearest foe, Mr. Tapeworm, has become his benefactor. Former scientists have regarded this fellow very pessimistically ; have called him a wozzle beast, a craven, and have chased him with all the vile smudgy drugs known to the concoctor ' s art, all of which have served His Majesty as a gentle appetizer. But now according to the facts given by this member of our class, this dread creature has come, through the process of evolution, to serve man as food inspector, ministering to his needs as a meek and mild pylorus. Indeed, we ' re after the traitorous Bone of Hoffman, too, and if it cannot be restored to its normal condition of insuring victory by ordinary course of medicine, then all loyal Missourians will be asked to show their College Spirit by submitting to an operation for its removal lest the rotten apple spoil the sound and we be shut out from the pales of even a Moral Victory. In addition to this kind of work, our dear professors have handed us out work to keep us on the double quick twenty-nine hours a day but we ' ve ever been ready to cry with Hotspur or somebody, Fie upon this quiet life, we want work. However, the Freshman Medic no longer takes the time to put the shine on his high-school pin or to see that his hair ' s on straight — but hurries off to class to recite on the elements of group 13, family G, and learn, among other things, that Chemistry is the science of taking the conceit out of Freshmen. Some have undergone the operation long since and gone their way in peace into other fields of usefulness. Even our Yell Leader has taken his gas generator and quit town. But some of us are still here to testify that the green skull and bones on the granitoid do not misrepresent when they say there ' s a MEDIC CLASS ' 09. Dr. Brown ' s chemistry wouldn ' t wash them off. Neither has it put us to the bad. We have worked harder every day since we landed and every day have known less. But never mind that for next year we ' ll be Sophomores, then we can be counted on for knowing things. Some hav e already shown symptoms of Sophomania and that ' s a very good sign. At any rate, we want to do whatever ' s customary in keep- ing the fair name and prestige of our Dear Old ' Varsity, so look us up next year at the headquarters of the Chi Chi. 87 EAST ENTRANCE TO CAMPUS 88 TT f-i ' Wis Tf (11 89 SENIOR CLASS PRESIDENT. WILLIAM KERLIN SEITZ, C. E., Cohuiibia. Missouri. CHARLES WILLIAM SEIBEL, E. E., Haniiiljal. Missouri. JUNIOR CLASS PRESIDENT. (Bngineering Ci XBB {pxmtcniB OLIVER G. HEIMBUECHER, C. E., Kirlcwood, Missouri. JOHN BRECKENRIDCJE, jr- Columblii, Missouri. SOPHOMORE CLASS PRESIDENT. FRESHMAN CLASS PRESIDENT. 90 A iy President— W. K. SEITZ Vice-President— D. H. BANKS Secretary— C. H. FESSENDEN Treasurer— H. K. SMITH Sergeant-at-Arms— B. F. HEIDEL Historian— L. G. COLEMAN. ( REAT things were brewing when the stork presented this class to our Alma Mater, and our early career was spent in the impressive lull that precedes the dawn of a great awakening. An irresistible influence im- pelled us to attempt great deeds. We followed gladly, knowing not what hand guided, playing our pranks and doing our stunts, confident that all would lead to a glorious end. Why should we slip out one monlight night with ropes, bowie-knives, tom-toms, etc., and stroll to Rock Bridge? Something was in hiding, and near at that. Instinctively we formed our line and, at a signal from Burley, threw ourselves into the thicket and captured our game — a large white ele- phant. Back to the ' Varsity we tugged and tussled him. Once upon the Quad, our course was clear. There was but one spot befitting our quarry — that was on top of the dome. The same mysterious force which led us in our 91 chase, opened doors, cleared obstructions and defied all laws of gfravity, so that our captive soon rested with ease and comfort on the chosen spot. It was phenomenal. We realized we were lucky; and our estimation of our gfood fortune and prowess was greatly enhanced when we were notified that the janitors required $27.50 worth of damages to undo our work the next day. Evidently the same influence was not in cahoots with the janitors. Numerous affairs in the way of damage assessments dampened our de- sire for more escapades, though often we felt the impulse to do new and greater things. So we rested on our laurels until the spring when one balmy day there came whisperings that St. Patrick was an Engineer. Surely enough, there were posters by the Seniors and Juniors to that effect. For our pur- pose there was no need to doubt it. We would take a holiday and what could be more acceptable. Of course, it was all a joke and we didn ' t think anyone believed it. Not all of us came back in our Sophomore year, but those of us who did were treated to two brimming semesterfuls of a compound consisting of six parts of Calculus, six parts of Physics, and three parts of an equally distaste- ful dope prescribed by the Mechanical Department. Not all of us survived the dope either; but those who endured it were ready on the fateful morn- ing of the game with Drake to defend our numerals on the back-stop against the mules and even Dr. Hetherington, if need be. The mules were easy. They succumbed to our onrush and fled like the Amalekites before the wrath of Gideon. You would hardly believe it. How could fifteen Engineers rout fifty Lawyers ? And why did the Lawyers bear witness to the fact that every Engineer seemed a giant in his sight? But we slumbered on. When St. Patrick ' s Day came we simply hailed it as a day of rest, cut our classes, and enjoyed the treat. About the time of our Junior year, when we had become more serious- minded and the greater questions of life began to bob up for consideration, some of the more discerning among us saw traces of a guidance above and be- yond that evident in ordinary aiifairs. It became apparent in so many ways, at such odd times, and in such a striking manner. The Seniors were ready with an explanation and were really serious when they insisted that all the good fortune hovering over our Department was directly ascribable to St. Patrick. They pointed, in strictest confidence, to the interesting slab on whose peculiar message a startling light had been thrown by the recent investiga- tion of their class. What we had accepted as a pretext for a holiday was matter subject to absolute and rigorous proof. St. Patrick really had been an Engineer, and our Department was the object of his love ! It is all perfectly evident now. We are the favored children of a most benign and gracious Saint, the first to be under his tutelage for the four whole years. Our mysterious, in fact phenomenal, luck was not luck at all, and our wonderful record as a class is due to his personal guidance and ingen- ious direction. NOTE : For actual size of elephant, see Kansas City Star, April 27, 1903. 92 Senior (BngtneetB EDWARD ROBERT ROMBERG, Hannibal, Missouri. Writes letters to Lappy. Once he was a waiter. Cracks many jokes. CHARLES HORACE FESSENDEN, M A r il St. Louis, Missouri. He ' s got more hair than his brother. Sows his oats on Glee Club trips. JOHN EATON RICHARDSON, E. E., ' J Kansas City. Missouri. Fights shy of Tom Hall ' s. Booche ' a and bed ilothes. ERNEST DINKLE, C. E., Hllldale, Missouri. A pretty decent sort of fellow until he becan chumming with Skinny Blanks. Got in schoiDl so that he could get out again. OSCAR ARNOLD SCHILLING, E. E., E A I St. Louis, Missouri. Pop. An old, easy-living sort of fellow who smiles if you look at him twice. IVAN FORREST WHITE, C. E.. HarrisoQville, Missouri. Hip, hip. hip. When he dors wake up, he goes to sleep again. Whatever is. Is right. 93 pernor (Bn ineers OTTO BARNETT WILLI, M. E., Montgomery City, Missouri. Works and then works some more. You always identify him with tlie pop, pop of a gas engine. HAYDEN BURNLEY CLEMENTS Nashville. Tennessee. Spins many a yarn of the sunny south ROBERT EDWARD GILMOR, C. E., Vandalia, Missouri. Gilly. Leaves for Wichertville at five o ' clock every day. Sees lots. LESLIE NATHANIEL CRICHTON, Independence, Missouri. Kricliton. Just finishing his freshman year. Proud of his cap and gown. EDWIN LEBOY DRIGGS, C. E.. Mound Valley, Kansas. E. L. 35. ' Horsefiy. Does anybody know why he isn ' t a country school teacher! Cash is better than trade. EARL QUERBACH, J T J T B U Q E B H, St. Louis. Missouri. Querry. Banty. Small, black haired and spectacled. Hear him laugh and then sigh. City address; Wichertville. 94 Senior (Sngtneere IRA GUY WALBXTRN. A. B., ' 04, A ' ' il Orwlgsburg. Pennsylvania. Joseph Smith chased him to Misouii because he wouldn ' t marry numerously. ' Got an olive complexion from staying up late at nisht. Gun in Hydraulics. ALEXANDER STEINER, E. E., St. Louis, Missouri. I belong. Sings pretty nearly as well as Kidd. Will perpetuate himself in his kid brother. RAYMOND KIZER, E. E., ' . ' Kansas City, Missouri. Worked until he got a crook In his knee. Ask him if it pays to make A s. CHARLES FRANKLIN ALT, H. E., orborne, Missouri, theological engineer. Will run a Y. M. C. A. engineering school when he finishes. Sunny Jim not eligible. ' ■ ; DOW HEWITT BLANKS. C. E., Moberly , Missou ri . Skinny. Very popular with the discipline committee in his freshman year. Well, it ' s beads I win. tails you lose. WILLIAM HARRIS FLOYD, III. E. E,. r J St. Joseph, Missouri. gun in — long and ominous pause. Peanut fiend. 95 pernor (Sngineerc ALBERT WILLIAM SPAHT, E. E.. T fi II Pattonsburg, Missouri. Kept U. B. Club minutes for u long tine. In tbe some chain gang witli Ivizer. Taught freshman shop. VERNON ADELBERT HART. 0. E. Chillifothe. Missouri. Rommy made a man of him, Confidential agent of O ' Bannon ' s. Too old to go to school. FRED PETERSON RIESBOL, C. E., Red iiird. Missouri. Ask him why he shouldn ' t linuciile down to Hyde — he does to Artie. Full of non -kinetic energy. ROSS CLARK WELLS, C. E„ Kansas City, Missouri. Takes lots of pictures. Raised by Greasers. EARL ALPHONSO ROSEBUSH, E. E., Rosy. -lllest be the tie that binds My collar to my shirt. And hides beneath Its friendly folils A streak of measly dirt. FRANKLIN MARION NASH, E. E., Clinton. Missouri. A live Question. Wonder if he ' ll ask St. Peter any questinus? 96 Senior (Bngineere LYNN WALLACE SMITH, E. E., { A , H N E Franklin, Missouri. Yell leader. A big man wllh n slovv tongue who played football until he hurt his knee. All in, fellows, on nine ' rahs. ' ' VEIT AULL HAIN, E. E.. Boonville. Missouri. An enormous, stupedous corona ef- Talked too much in Seminar; it hurt his reputation. HARRY EDWARD BAGBY. E. E. Bags, hating somebody - . , .V A- Vinita, Indian Territory. Looks like he goes around Baseball player in his younger days. CLARENCE SYLVESTER JARVIS. C. E., T li If St. George, Utah. Inclined to be too honest with himself. Slow, dignified and married, but one of the boys for all that. WILLIAM KERLIN SEITZ, C. E., E B H, J T J, T li fl Columbia, Missouri. Bill-poster for the Columbia Cement Company. The mouthpiece of the engineering department. BENJAMIN F. HEIDEL, G. E., T li II Warrenton, Missouri. Ben. General confidence man in UnlTersIty affairs. Big chief in the fire department and can graft Artie. 97 Senior (Sngineere ARTHTTR JAMES JOBSON. E. E., Lingo, MIssorui. That there. A careful thinker of al. Investigating turn of mlr-l. JAMES FRANKLIK KIDD, E. E., Sedalia, Missouri. Glee Club for tour years. That ' s how he contracted the dress suit habit. Can ' t sing In the same key with Frit KruU. Going to work the Union Electric Company. HOMER KEPHART SMITH, H A , E. E., Maitland, Missouri. General. Lived up to his name on St. Patrick ' s day. An A man in school spirit. Sub-yell leader. DAVID RICHARDSON DURANT, C, E., Mobile, .-Mflhnina. Dave, Crip. Does any one know- why I used crutches? Tell stories as long as Alabnnia alligators. JAMES LOUIS VANDIVER. C, E,, ' Columbia, Missouri. Jimmy. Enjoys his 1:30 snooze. Will make his mark if some one gives him the marker. CARL PORTER HOFF, C. E,, Stockton, Missouri. Carl. Aw, now. Haskell ' s guard said, Him heap big tier e man. Made the touchdown In the Haskell game. 98 pernor (BngineetB LOUIS JOHN SCHEENK, M. E., Brunj wick. Missouri. •Bull. Look at his neck and then guess why he is called Bull. Sa.v, check her for me; she ' s a peach. ROBERT LEE BALDWIN, E. E. 4 ' J, r H II Lamont, Missouri. Bob. Be still sad heart and cease repining. Behind that con Is a pass still shining. MARSHALL H. MONLUX, M. E., T H II , Metz, Missouri. ' -Swift. Varsity sprinter? LINDEY GILMOHE COLEMAN, E. E., St. Louis, Missouri. Snap. Believes in moving and not paying rent. Can change boarding houses on 5 minutes notice. 99 I. ■ i 1 - i i NGINES isr?0 J T Q f he w OS , hs wo s ' H ' iCtV ad - -he o vA yars o = b nch . _ ' _, • , , £Hn (Sro -Braqh 1?oh ' Forfhc 7 7 ' handed cJot n i-ec - C fieaf- ji. ■f or o ivoy e 7 7 =. afoi vf! the fmcA, 7 7C fJ o - ' } - sAe ' Oe o - £ o Go Bnseji . ' oh ' F ir-ff ti ursf- ftnc in oc 7 j T e)_ 100 TX OOK over the next five or six pages. There you will see all kinds of faces, hard, soft, short, long, fat, thin, strong, weak, flabby, muscular, loose, set, sleek, emaciated, ugly, and mighty darn few handsome. Those faces belong to the members of the class of 1907, about sixty-odd engi- neers-to-be. I am writing the history of that class. That ' s why I want you to look at the faces. The faces have our history-written in them, that is to say, everything in our history that makes it any different from the other thousands of class histories that you have never read. So have a look. There is one face. Look at it a long time. He doesn ' t look as though he had bought a catalogue three years ago. But he ' s still with us. The school likes that sort of a fellow and holds on to him. It ' s the smart snob who knows the ropes before he gets here that gets his education first — and leaves soonest. There were very few of his calibre in the class of ' 0 ' 7, and there are none here now. There ' s another man I want you to look at. He ' s the fellow who crawled around on the high places on the dome and hung things up there that sug- gested the Engineers had been out. He ' s the same man who did a large part of the scrapping last year when we were forced to clean up the verdant Fresh. He looks mild in his Sunday clothes and in his having-my-picture- taken look, but you ought to have seen him last year with two dozen Fresh- men hanging on his neck. He looked as ferocious as Artie does on St. Pat- rick ' s Day. Now here ' s a man that even the uninitiated can tell you about. He ' s the fellow who came up here with a dollar and a half and did most everything and everybody to stay here and he ' s still here. His only luxury was his oil, burn- ing it wastefully every night long after the rest of us had made the last pocket. On his watch chain he wears a little brass keystone pretty near as big as Simplicity ' s. The rest of us whisper to one another: He ' s a gun. But some of the godless ones call him a bone and a grind. At all events he is among the Engineers, ' 07. We have several of him. There are lots of other faces, too many to talk about. Those with the martial eye belong to the soldiery, that one with the sharp face is a pool shark; that sanctimonious looking guy is a booze fighter; that tailor-made looking face may be found on many a dressing table, and so on; each face will tell you something so that if you will use old M. S. U. for a background and our course of study for a plot, you ' ll have our history. Maybe after the history is finished you might want some footnotes. You ' d find for instance that few of us stumbled in English, because there was an Easy Mark in the department in them days. There is none such nowa- days — in that- department. You ' d see that we were always most faithful to our work, especially Calculus. The instructors in this easy and pleasant sub- ject were very friendly to us. Some of them become absolutely attached to us — so attached that they begged us to stay with them another year. But whatever else you ' d discover about us. you ' d always find us loyal sons of St. Patrick. What more can be said for an Engineer? Next year we will sprout black wings and gold topknots. Then we will fly away. Nobody cares, but we will and we ' ll never forget our brother roughnecks who spent four years of joy and plugging here. What a happi- ness ! 101 junior €fdB6 JAMES BENEDICT PHELAN. C. E,. Moboriy, Missouri. If you ' ll tell us where he is wheu he cuts classes, we ' ll tell you what he does most ot the time. The Wabash tried to kill him. FRED HENRY KROG, E. E., Wnshiiifton. Missouri. Hats off! A literary Engineer. The nnin that goes off like a parlor match. ■WILLIAW EDMUND PRICE, HarrisonviUe, Missouri. I.Ikes to play with the surveying instruments. C. E., WALTER CYRirS LOGAN, C. E., J f Hannibal, Missouri. Famous in his freshman year. Suc- cessor to Robbie and Price in War. Mv uncle Is president ot the ' Frisco. ALFRED HARRY LAPSAB. C. E., Hannibal, Missouri. •Lappy. Not very well known. A great warrior. U. B. club secretary. Doe Caroline couldn ' t flunk him In Dutch. ROBERT EDWARD LEE TATUM, E. E.. Glasgow. Missouri. Speaks Latin am! thinks long ami hanl. He was a gun in Freshman drawinj ' . NEWLAND PBTTINGILL, M, E., T li II Memphis, .Missouri. Petty. His only e- cess is rubbing Col. Schluntz ' s bald pate. HENRY ALEXANDER KRUMM, M. E., Pilot Grove, Missouri. Works hard like nmst Dutchmen. Knows the Dormitory Board pretty well. 102 junior Cfase OSCAR HENRY SCHMIDT, C. E.. St. Joseph, Missouri. President of the St. Jo. club. I ' m from St. Jo. and have no use for a grafter. HAROLD MARSH, C. E., A T ii Tyler, Texas. Will be bald lu a few years. Always look.s tailor made. LOUIS HARRY WINKLER. M. E., ' Carthape, Missouri. Wink. I ' ppper-hox, bird-shot, rapid-fire, periodically exploding gun. Knows all about I ' razier ' s medal and hangs out at Booche ' s. ANDREW JACKSON McKENZIE, C. E., Centralia, Missouri. Sub-professor in Miss Bateman ' s dancing school. Bell boy for Berry. WILLIAM HTTSTON EAST, E. E., Brooklield, Missouri. Hud. lie ' s in love. Chauffeur for Burger and Kennedy. Once they sent him a cake. DONALD JOHN WHITE WHEELER, C. E., Medfield, Massachusetts. A biff man with staying qualities; ' 07 football team. Humped his back for center so long that he got appendicitis. HARRY LA RUE, C. E., Marshall, Missouri. Brother to the drum major; ' 07 football team. Throws the hammer. WALTER ALLEN O ' BANNON, C. E., La Monte. Missouri. Can give an accurate definition of chi- chi. Works hard and would work harder If ' 07 would let him. 103 junior CfAes THOMAS MARVIN DICKSON, E. E., Wakpnda, Missouri. A well read man. A T2 CHARLES WILLIAM SEIBEL, E. E., r li II Hannibal, Missouri. Si. Happy Huddle ' s protege and a private iu tlie rear rank. Has looked over a transom and makes tachometers ■ read backwards. WILLIAM ANDREW DAVIDSON, C Oregon, Missouri. Davy. Cook ' s rival in V ' andulla. Always has a cake. WILLIAM LA MOTT HUNKER. E. E., A TQ Roanoke, Missouri. ' ' Bill. ' ' Gimme a chew, JI ui . ' 07 football t am. RUDOLPH EVGENE BURGER, Texarkanai Texas. Tlie by -product of three states. Pres. Kiigineering society. Davy ' s caddie. Shoots a good tick at billiards. ARTHUR HAMMETT TERRILL, C. E., Huntsville, Missouri. Time lock on his month. Nobody knows the combination. TEBRENCE ORLANDO KENNEDY, E Poplar Bluff, Missouri. Ted. Bedelia. Bedilia— . Stole Hud East ' s cake. Get out from under that tree! MARCUS WHITE CALDWELL, 0. E., Shelbina. Missouri. He doesn ' t live at Shelbina. Only gets on the train there. Good In English. 104 nniot Cf i66 BION HARHAN PIEPHEIEB. E. E.. Appleton City, Missouri. Piep. ' ' Had a cinch getting through because the profs, didn ' t want to pronounce his name more than one semester. Capt. ' 07 football team. MARLAND EMERY BROWN, M. E.. St. Louis, Missouri. ' 07 football team. I can Integrate that all right— but— but— I didn ' t have time. HUGH BUCKLEY LA RUE. E. E., Marshall. Missouri. Civilized since his freshman year. music in his fingers. Drum major. JOSEPH HUGH BROOKING, C. E.. T B H La Belle, Missouri. Judge. He doesn ' t make much noise but he gets over the ground. WILLIAM CLARENCE DAVIDSON, C. 1 Worth, Missouri. Davy. Anybody can malie him laugh. Sold stereosconf the big bazoo in with Git and Iilows the band. CLARK ARTHUR BRIGGS, E. E., TB n Joplin, Missouri. The spirit that will not down. Can tell stories. Introduced the slip-sticli to ' 07. NOLAN O ' DANIEL, Exceedingly conservative and holds a ruling pen with a steady hand. WILLIAM RANDOLPH BENSON, Jr., C. E.. TB II Madison, Missouri. As long and bright as a darninir needle. 105 junior C abb BERT REEVES, E. E., Joplin, Mlssoiul. Ulink. Leader In Simiiliclty ' s Orchestra. Wires Stephens College. Looks over the transom with SI. GEORGE FINLEY MADDOX. E. E., New London, Missouri. Cook. Has a fond memory for Van Delnse and plays pool with Skinny Blanks. He did the Pike on Farmers ' Day. FRED REUBEN JACOBY, A ' A O ' Fallon. Missouri. Curly. ' Varsity baseball, ' 07 football, and may win the enp for the K. A. ' s. ' ARTHUR RAYMOND HARDY, C. E., St. Louis, Missouri. . little tin soldier with a soft voice. Thinks the hospital a good thing. FRANCIS JAMES BULLIVANT, E. E., J T J, T n II Poplar Bluff, Missouri. Very methodical, especially with his hair. He ought to sell his complexion. May be found In four other places in tills book. FREDERICK EDMOND BKIGGS, M. E., Joplln, Missouri. Briggs ' brother. .Vlso tells stories. Got any smokln ' ? No one has ever seen him work. DWIGHT BUDD PARKER, C. E., St. Louis, Missouri. Bud. Trackman. Wears his cap a la Whipple. Keeps an eye on the girls and introduced the corduroys. 106 J m Class Officers. President— O. G. HEIAIBEUCHER Vice-President— M. E. FAWKS Secretary— H. K. RUTHERFORD Treasurer— J. C. BEAM Sergeant-at-Arms— W. H. BAXTER Historian— W. H. BAINUM E shall depart from the much-abused custom of Sophomore historians of giving two-thirds of the space assigned to their class to the history of the Freshmen. Of course we may occasionally refer to them, but in the main you will find what concerns the Freshmen elsewhere. Fol- lowing up this plan we will be able to give a record of what we have done during the scholastic year of 1905- ' 06, and to do this too, with- out crowding any other desirable feature out of the Savitar for want of space. When we assembled last fall for the first recitation of our Sophomore year, the roll call sounded different from what it did in the palmy days when Doc. Brown warbled off the one hundred and forty names that made up the roster of the 190 ' 8 Engineers. Instead, there appeared only eighty names. Many of our number remained at home ; a few, possibly, have gone to other institutions ; others, growing tired of the strenuous life, have taken up work in other departments of the University. Thus sixty names have been taken from the roster of the class, and five new ones, we find, have been placed on 107 it. Those joining us are Morrell and Walls from Washington University, Southgate and Hartman from Vanderbilt University and Bloebaum from the U. S. Naval Academy. To record our doings comprehensively we say we are Sophomore Engi- neers, and that is saying much in a few words. We claim we are Engineers in a double sense of the word. A person of any observation whatever will admit that paddles like books are great levelers. Of course Prof. Wil- liams has pronounced us efficient in leveling with the Wye or Dumpy and we can point out any number of Freshmen who are qualified to com- mend our ability at leveling with the paddle. In fact we leveled (with a bar - rel-stave) so strenuously during September of last year that the amount of engineering work on hand ran rather low. In recognition of efficient ser- vice, the Discipline Committer granted a two weeks furlough to Fountain, Smith and Bott, who had especially distinguished themselves in this line of engineering work. Corporal Livingston also got an honorable mention. He had the pleasure of corresponding with Irvin. In our books we have been equally successful. The failure of a few to pass the Calculus and Physics exams did not in any way lower the stan- dard of our scholarship. The ouly thing that conned us was a lack of time and inclination to do the work that draws a C. We will have to admit, how- ever, that we have been a little indiscreet in one matter. We failed to make the best of what came our way. Some of us are talking about taking Freshman English as an el ective next year and others are thinking of doing some more work in Chemistry. Of course, you understand we all passed in these sub- jects (all Engineers do) but only a few of us made A ' s in them. Since going farther up, we have found that a profound knowledge of both Chemistry and English are necessary to a successful engineering practice. It is in view of these considerations that we are thinking of doing a little research work in these important subjects. Our class has been well represented on the athletic field. Salisbury and Rutherford won their M ' s on the Tiger team. Graham and Heimbeucher were on the ' Varsity squad, and they with Bott were also on the all-Sopho- more team that proved to be the undoing of the Freshmen. Fawks is again on the ' Varsity baseball team. Heimbeucher, Walls, Salisbury and Porzelius are doing track work. Opportunity is knocking at the door of one of our number rather early in his professional career. E. F. Ketter affixes his signature, adding a City Eng ' r, to the engineering documents of Mexico, Missouri. At the same time he carries the full eighteen hour course in the Engineering School. The Engineers of 1908 need not be surprised ere long to find Ketter ' s name on the pages of Who ' s Who. The Sophomores are justly proud of the part they contributed to the celebration of the fourth sojourn of St. Patrick with his Faithful Followers. We gave the Engineer ' s ball. The airship in which the venerable Saint rode over the campus was designed, built and launched by the Sophomores. The present Junior class referred to their stretching a year previous, the wire bearing the St. Patrick banner from the dome of Academic Hall to the En- gineering Building, as a stunt of the n th order. The airship stunt, we opine, was of the (n plus 1) th order. 108 fgElSHIEiSi (i President— JOHN BRECKENRIDGE, JR. Vice President— ALBERT C. MOORE. Secretary and Treasurer— BERNARD D. SIMON. Sergeant-at-Arms— HERBERT S. GLADFELTER. Historian— EDMUND WILKES, JR. N the fourteenth of last September we met — a lusty bunch of one hun- dred and sixty-two. We were green — green as the seventeenth of Alarch boiled down and evaporated to dryness. We didn ' t know Dr. Kelsey from Prof. Switzler ; and we madly sprinted around the mile track of idiocy which is annually laid out for the benefit of Fresh- men. But it didn ' t take long for certain truths to leak into our cranial cavities. By the aid of sundry barrel-staves, we were made to realize that it was up to us to haul out our stock of goods — in other words, to show our hand. And we did show it. It was this way : Our neighbors, the Sophs, made the game so lively for us, that it was plain to anybody but a cigar store Indian, that we must build ourselves a band wagon and get into it. We decided to organize the class at the courthouse. But the Sophs objected. N ' ay, nay, Pauline, said they, not so, but far otherwise. Get back to the cactus or we ' ll break up your little prayer-meeting. It was a good bluflf, but we called it. Every man turned out. With out brothers from the other departments we marched the streets in search of those rash and foolish Sophs. But they were gone — gone like the festive V-spot which we call Laboratory Deposit. And when, at last, as we rested on the courthouse steps, a few Sophs did appear, it 109 was to propose peace. We don ' t like to boast unduly, but every ' 09 son of St. Pat feels proud of the front seat his class held in the band wagon that night. But that was only the beginning of our public career. We were the first Engineers to adopt the Freshman Cap. This was a good stunt, and we are proud to have started it. Another star in our halo is our decision to cut out all chi-chi-ing except such as is necessary to keep proper discipline among the boys. We don ' t claim to be the first, only, and original on this proposi- tion, but desire the credit of knowing a good thing when we see it. For a long time Freshman classes have found it necessary to publish their names all over the campus. We decided that our name was good enough on the Quad ; but in order that the public might tumble to our exist- ence as benefactors, we decorated the unsightly backstop on Rollins Field with a first-class, hand-painted sign. This sign was a thing of beauty, and might have been a joy forever. But when the day of the Haskell game came on, our Medical friends got the idea that such a display of art would em- barrass the Redskins. So the night before the game, they went out in force and made that backstop look like a flunk in Chemistry. We, however, were hot on their trail, and by daybreak had almost finished a new sign. But as the Fates would have it. Dr. Clark W. came out at dawn to feed his chickens. He looked across the fence, and his eye fell on the backstop, now more beautiful than before. His conscience gave him a dig. Tearing oflf his hat, coat, and spectacles, he made a 220-yd. dash which would have left our star sprinter looking like a load of hay in the mud, while his vault over the fences knocked the world ' s record into a resemblance of the dishes of the U. B. Club. Arriving on the scene, he stopped the artists, saying that we must not spoil our moral victory by running the Red Men up against an Art Exhibition. He then commanded us to paint over our sign which we did, leaving just enough to show we had been there. But that afternoon when the crowd gathered for the game, they saw, high up on a neighboring house a large sign displaying, in gorgeous letters the words ENG. ' 09. It proved to be the big medicine, and by its aid the Tigers cleaned up the biggest football victory of the year. One morning the audience at assembly was greeted with a banner swung high above the stage. The design was a locomotive removing a mule from the track. On the tender was ENG. ' 09. The students gave it a warm re- ception ; but some mules wanted it for a souvenir. That started trouble. En- gineers poured in on the hot foot and drove their long-eared brethren back to the barn, recovering three-fourths of the banner. The Freshman Engineers showed their spirit by offering to pay for a glass door which was broken. Our class is there with the goods when it comes to Athletics. Three of our men — Rucker, Reppy, and Lamb — played with the ' 05 football team. Three others did good work as subs. We beat the Sophs 18 to in one game. We have nine men on the track. Four others — Reppy, Williams Henke, Rider and Swanson captured places on the ' Varsity nine. Taking us going and coming our class has made good. We have never butted in where we shouldn ' t, neither have we started anything we couldn ' t finish. Yet by our stunts, public and private, we have kept our end of the ring going. And just as the College of Engineering stands first with the men of the ' Varsity, so among Freshman classes the leaders are the Engineers of Naughty Nine. 110 Ill WALUE A. HUHWITZ, Joplin, Missouri. EUGENE E, FUNK, Kirlvsville, Missouri. SENIOR CLASS. JUNIOR CLASS. (prceibents of f e t dc tvB C( XBBtB EDGAR D. LEE, Laddonia, Missouri. A. H. ROBERTS, HallsTille, Missouri. SOFHOHOSE CLASS. FRESHMAN CLASS. 112 ( Officers : President.— WALLIE A. HURWITZ Vice-President.— MISS ADRIANA M. LIEPSNER Secretary.— MISS CORA NEWKIRK Treasurer.— F. W. PLUNKET Sergeant-at-Arms.— H. E. HOWE Historian.— MISS GUSSYE KAHN RANTING that the writer has the presumption to think that this article will be read at all to reiterate the succession of events concerning the class, is unnecessary ; it will suffice to recount a few of our more note- worthy ventures. - The chief claim that the class has to distinction is the serious and thoughtful manner in which it has gone about its duties. The mem- bers of the class of 06, have always been upper-classmen in the Teach- ers College, having been Juniors their first year in this department ; ours, was the first class in the College to organize ; having met and duly elected officers, we also elected a Savitar representative, tried to get him on the Savitar P)Oard, but were refused recognition, on the grounds that we were not a de- partment distinct from the Academic department, since most of our number were also Academic students. Since that time and the present, we have so strongly established ourselves, that we are not only recognized as a distinct department, but as one of great power. In passing, some little attention must be devoted to the facts, that seventy-five per cent of the class, are girls, and that of the thirty-two stu- dents in the Senior Class of the Teachers College, four are Phi Beta Kappas. We now leave our records behind ; our claims for superiority may be ex- amined ; we go to take up the burden of life in earnest, feeling that our at- tainments are going to help us accomplish things. Any history of any class of the Teachers College, would be incomplete, which failed to give due acknowledgment to the untiring efforts of our efficient Dean, and the Professor of the Teachers College. 113 L Senior Ceac ere WALLIE A. HUEWITZ, Joplin, Missouri. — and still llie wonder grew That one small bend could carry all he knew. GRACE L. ALLEN, DadeviUe, Missouri. HELEN F. BRIDGES, Kansas City, Missouri. ADRIANA M. LIEPSNER, Kansas Cit.v. Missouri. ELIZABETH AGNES HAMILTON, Uichinond. Missouri. HARLEY E. HOWE, Llimeus, Missouri. Offldnl organist (or the Y. M. O. A. . ppearances air sometimes deeeivin ' . 114 m HEN the Savitar staff was approached last year by members of the Teachers College, asking for space in the University Annual, they were met with looks of scorn and words to the effect that we had not been in existence long enough to have a history, not to say anything about placing our pictures beside those of such august Juniors and Seniors as other departments pretended to have. The truth of the matter is, our department is second in age to the Academic Department. However, we have at last been successful in securing recognition by the Savitar. And it is fitting that our class should be recognized in our Annual. We, as a class, are the first ones to have spent three years under the present system. Formerly, a life certificate was granted to anyone who had com- pleted the work required for the degree of Bachelor of Arts and had taken a three-hour course in Psychology. Later on, as the department grew, a few other subjects were added. From a requirement of twelve hours in Pedagogy and six hours in Psychology there was a steady growth until now the re- quirements are twenty-four hours in Pedagogy including Practice Teaching and Educational Psychology. This entitles the student to the degree of Bachelor of Science and a life certificate. How much this degree means to a graduate of this department will better be understood when we take into consideration the important fact that our department is rapidly assuming a position second only to the same department in the Columbia University, New York. It is no remarkable fact that of the thirty-seven students who will take the degree of Bachelor of Science next year, thirty-one are women. All women of the University have something for which to be truly grateful to our department, for it was through the doors of the Teachers College, then known as the Normal Department, that women were first admitted to the University. The great majority of our class will also have completed the requirements for the degree of Bachelor of Arts. With this equipment no school in the State need fear to employ any member of the class ' 07. 8 115 junior e ic crs EUGENE E. FUNK, K irksvillo, Missouri. He ' s liniig up his fiddle and his hoe and gone where the pedagogues ; o. KATHRYN E. SPANGLER, Clinton, Missouri. GRACE BABKLEY, Henry, Missouri. BEN McCARROLL, Bloomfield, Missouri. Never gets tired of talking about the Dormitory Board. ADALINE DUVALL, Ilarrisonville, Missouri, LYNN N. SECORD, ! J tj Memphis, Missouri. An awful penalty for a Junior Aca- demic — he got his picture in late. Two notable deeds: was president of the Freshman class, and once got 99 In Sociology. RUTH O. COVINGTON, Dexter, Missouri. ERNEST HORN, Princeton, Missouri. Foreordained to be a teaclier or a preacher. lie (i Class Officers. President— E. D. LEE Vice-President— C. H. WILLIAMS Secretary— LAURA KINGSBURY Treasurer— BESSIE S. FAIR Class Historian— MARY T. CROSS F ALL the many classes now enrolled in the University, none has better reasons for a claim to public recog nition than has the Sophomore class of the Teachers College. This department was established in 1904 un- der very unfavorable conditions. Since nearly all the members of our class were at the same time members of the Freshman Academic class, it took us a full year to discover our identity. But having once accom- plished so much we have been busy ever since perfecting our department and it is with pride that we can now announce to the world that from this time forth the classes of the Teachers College will come in for the same recogni- tion as the classes of the other departments. In the future the Teachers College will be allowed its representative on the Savitar Board, all because the class of 1908 asserted itself and compelled recognition of its rights. But our class has other just claims to distinction. Being the first to enroll in the department, it will also be the first to graduate after having completed the full four years ' work, and this, too, in a College that is recognized as having no peer west of Columbia University. Another thing that distinguishes our class from all others is the predomi- nance, in members, of girls. In all the great horde of Freshman boys who have entered the University since the opening of the Teachers ' College only five have been found who have fully decided to become pedagogues. But we have no doubt that long before we will have reached our Senior year, many more will have seen the error of their ways and will have joined the ranks of those who are to shape the destinies of the voung urchins now running at large in various sections of our imperial commonwealth. 117 ■E i e Ob (U President.— A. H. ROBERTS. Vice-President.— EDITH ALLEN. Secretary.— WINNIE TIMMONS. Treasurer.— FRANCIS GRACE. HE history of the Freshman Teachers College is a very eventful one. I Our progress ih intellectual matters has been more marked than any ■ I other class of our department. But since we make all our achieve- j ments in such a quiet way, our value is often underestimated. It is needless to say anything about the great apperception mass we ac- quired the first semester, and how by induction and deduction we unraveled the mysteries of pedagogy. In studying the History of Education we resolved that within the next decade many reforms should be made, the most important of which was the granting of Easter holidays. Not only in the pedagogical room have we made such important achieve- ments but in Freshman English our work has been just as satisfactory. We were the ones (much to our sorrow!) who investigated the typhoid fever sit- uation while our decision was anxiously waited for, and we were the ones who were selected to decide the football question and bring about the reform to make the game more gentle. But our greatest success has been attained in elocution, music and draw- ing. Never before have such stars .shone in a Freshman class as are shining among our ranks. Many of our number will make a major of one of these subjects, which fact accounts for the interest we take in them. In order to prove to you that we are making no empty boasts concerning our abilities — if you will come to us after examination, we who get an A-f- will be delighted to show you. The school year is drawing to a close and we are so pressed with work that it is impossible to give any social functions this year. (All know the re- ceptions given by the Teachers College are a rare treat ! !) But hereafter we will see about the social life of the Teachers College at the beginning of school. May we return in the fall, a hundred strong to spend a year even more prosperous than this one has been ! 118 IN THE ORDER OF THEIR ESTABLISHMENT AT THE UNIVERSITY OF MISSOURI. 11!) I f §i ©eeta C eia Founded at Miami University, Oxford, Ohio, 1848. Missouri Alpha, estab- Hshed November 21, 1870. Colors: Argent and Azure. Fraternity Flower: White Carnation. Chapter Flower: Violet. Active Members. RICHARD HENRY JESSE, Jr., ' 02 PHILIP McBAINE, ' 09 LYNN NEWMAN SECORD, ' 07 SIDNEY ROLLINS. ' 09 FRANK I. RIDGE, ' 07 CARYL A. POTTER, ' 09 HUGH LAWSON MOORE, ' 07 LEON PAUL FORGRAVE, ' 09 JOHN HENRY STEPHENS, Jr., ' 07 ROLAND WESTOVER, ' 09 WALTER CYRUS LOGAN, ' Oi7 RALPH A. KNIGHT, ' 09 SAM BOYD SEBREE, ' 07 JEROME E. MOORE, ' 09 ' HARRY BAXTER BECKETT, ' 07 RICHARD M. STEPHENS, ' 09 ROBERT TODD BRANHAM, ' 07 MILTON KNIGHTON, ' 09 O. PERRY MOSS, ' 07 DAVID H. ROBERTSON, ' 08 GEORGE TURNER HIDER, ' 08 Pledges. ALLEN OLIVER Fratres in Facultate. CLARK W. HETHERINGTON EDWARD W. HINTO ' N WILLIAM L. WESTERMANN Fratres in Urbe. SANFORD FRANCIS CONLEY CLINTON BANKS SEBASTIAN DANIEL DORSEY MOSS WILLIAM T. CONLEY MILTON ROBARDS CONLEY HARRY HOWARD BROADHEAD DUDLEY STEELE CONLEY EDWIN SIDNEY STEPHENS JAMES L. STEPHENS, Jr. GARLAND C. BROADHEAD ADOLPHUS SPENCE JOHNSON JAMES HUGH MOlSS WILLIAM BLEDSOE BURRUSS FRANK WINCHESTER DEARING JAMES PATTERSON McBAINE RICHARD HIRAM McBAINE CHARLES C. BOWLING ; CARL CROW 120 v tt 9 ir tiit rf ' % 121 £6oirfer QRoff Quebec Alpha— MoG III Universltj ' Maine Alpha — Colby College New Hampshire Alpha — Dartmouth College Vermont Alpha — University of Veimont Massachusetts Alpha — Williams College Massachusetts Beta — Amherst College Rhode Island Alpha — Brown University New York Alpha — Cornell University New York Beta — Union University New York Delta — Columbia University New York Epsllon — Syracuse University Pennsylvania Alpha — Lafayette College Pennsylvania Beta — Pennsylvania College Pennsylvania iiamnia — Washington and Jefferson College Pennsylvania Delta — Allegheny College Pennsylvania Epsilon — Dickinson College Pennsylvania Zeta — Pennsylvania University Pennsylvania Eta — Lehigh University Pennsylvania Th eta — Pennsylvania State College Virginia Beta — University of Virginia Virginia Gamma — Randolph-Macon College Virginia Zeta — Washington and L ee Unlvetfity ' North Carolina Beta — University of North Carolina Kentucky Alpha Delta — Central Colli ge Kentucky Epsilon — Kentucky State College Tennessee Alpha — Vanderbilt University Tennessee Beta — University of the South Ohio Alpha— Miami University Ohio Beta Ohiu Wesleyan University Ohio Gamma — Ohio University Ohio Zeta — Ohio State University Ohio Eta — Case School of Applied Science Ohio Theta — University of Cincinnati Michigan Alpha — University ot Michigan Indiana Alpha — Indiana University Indiana Beta — Wabash College Indiana Gamma — University of IndianapoUfi Indiana Delta — Franklin College Indiana Epsilon — Hanover College Indiana Zeta — DePauw University Indiana Theta — Purdue University Illinois Alpha — Northwestern University Illinois Beta — University of Chicago Illinois Delta — Knox College Illinois Eta— University of Illinois. Illinois Zeta — Lombard College Wisconsin Alpha — University of Wisconsin Minnesota Alpha — University of Minnesota Iowa Alpha — Iowa Wesleyan University Iowa Beta — University of Iowa Missouri Alpha — University of Missouri Missouri Beta — Westminster College Missouri Gamma — Washington University Kansas Alpha — University of Kansas Nebraska Alpha— University of Nebraska Colorado Alpha — University of Colorado Georgia Alpha — University of Georgia Georgia Beta — Emory College Georgia Gamma — Mercer University Georgia Delta — Georgia School of Technology Alabama Alpha — University oT Alabama Alabama Beta— Alabama Polytechnic Institute Mississippi Alpha — University of Mississippi Louisiana Alpha — Tulane University Texas Beta — University of Texas Texas Gamma — Southwestern University California Alpha— University of California California Beta— Lenand Stanford Junior Uuiversit; Washington Alpha — University of Washington ©fumni €fu6B Burlington, Vermont Boston, Massachusetts Harvard University Providence, Rhode Island New York, New Y ' crk Syracuse, New York Schenectady, New York Pittsburg, Pennsylvania Philadelphia, Pennsylvania Warren, Pennsylvania Baltimore, Maryland Washington, District of Columbia Richmond, Virginia Louisville, Kentucky Lexington, Kentucky Nashville, Tennessee Cincinnati, Ohio Akron, Ohio Cleveland, Ohio Columbus, Ohio Athens. Ohio Toledo, Ohio Hamilton, Ohio Detroir. Michigan Franklin, Indiana Indianapolis, Indiana CrawfordsvlUe, Indiana Chicago, Illinois Galesburg, Illlnjls Bloomington, Illinois Peoria, Illinois LaCrosse, Wisconsin Milwaukee, Wisconsin Menashe, Wisconsin Minneapolis and St. Paul, Minnesota Sioux City, Iowa Kansas City, Missouri St. Louis, Missouri Hutchinson, Kansas Omaha, Nebraska Denver, Colorado Columbus, Georgia A tlanta, Georgia Macon, Georgia MontgomeiT, Alabama Selma, Alabama Birmingham, Alabama Mobile, Alabama Meridian, Mississippi New Orleans, Louisiana Austin, Texas Fort Smith, Arkansas Oklahoma City, Oklahoma Salt Lake City, Utah San Francisco, California Los Angeles, California Portland, Oregon Spokane, Washington Seattle, Washington 123 2C appa %appa amma Founded at .Monmouth College, October 13, 1870. THETA CHAPTER. Flower: Fleur de Lis. Established April 2, 1875. Colors: Dark and Light Blue. Active Members. CLARA L. SHELTON, ' 06 ALICE EWING JOHNSTON, ' 07 RUTH FITZGERALD, ' 07 BERENICE VANCE, ' 07 MAMIE CLARE WALKER, ' 07 MARY P. JESSE, ' 0.7 VIRGINIA YANCEY, ' 07 JENNIE WITHERS, ' 08 GERTRUDE ZOLL, ' 08 GRACE PARKER, ' 08 AUDREY COCKE, ' 08 KATHERINE HELM, ' 08 NELL HAYMAN, ' 09 KATHERINE BARNES, ' 09 JULIET MOSS, ' 09 GEORGIA STURGES, ' 09 FLORENCE HELM, ' 09 GERTRUDE COSGROVE, ' 09 SUSAN ELLISON, ' 09 FAITH PEARSE, ' 09 MIRIAM RIDGEWAY, ' 09 In Urbe. GAIL POOR MARION BURRUSS FRANCES DOUGLASS MARY ALLEN MARY M. FISHER CAREY MOUNTJOY FIFILLE WILLIS EDNA TERRY EMILY GUITAR ADA LEFEVRE MADELINE BRANHAM IDA HOWARD MRS. DERBY BASS MRS. R. M. GUTHRIE M ' RS. S. F. CONLEY MRS. F. P. GRAVES ELIZABETH ROBINSON MRS. R. M. BIRD MILDRED LEWIS ADELE FLEMING CAROLYN JESSE EMILY BLAIR Pledges. CLARA THOMPSON MRS. WALTER McNAB MILLER MRS. ALEX. BRADFORD In Facultate. MARY SHORE WALKER 124 125 (! Xfp x (K ppA (Btdmmd ( cfttje C. pfttB Phi— Boston University, 1882 Beta Epsllon— Barnard College, 1891 Psl— Cornell. 1883 Beta Alpha — University of Pennsylvania. 1890 Beta lota— Swarthniore College, 1893 Ganuna Rho — Allegheny College, 1888 Lambda — Buchtel College. 1877 Beta Gamma — Wooster University, 1876 Beta Nu— Ohio State University. 1888 Beta Delta— University of Michigan, 1880 Xi— Adrian College, 1882 Kappa— nnisdale College, 1881 Delta— Indiana State University, 1872 Iota — Do Pauw University, 1875 Mil— Butler College. 1878 Eta — University of Wisconsin, 1875 Beta Lambda— University of Illinois. 18r9 TTpsilon — Northwestern Unlverrtlty. 1882 Epsilon — Illinois Wesleyan University. 1873 Chi— University of Miimesota, 1880 Beta Zeta— Iowa State University, 1882 Theta — University of Missouri, 1875 Sigma — University of Nebraska, 1884 Omega — Kansas State University, 1883 Beta Mu— Colorado State University, 1901 Beta Xi— Texas State University, 1902 PI— University of California, 1880 Beta Eta— Leland Stanford University, 1882 Beta Omlcron — Tulane University, 1904 Beta Pi— Washington State University, 1905 Beta Sigma— Adelphl College, 1905. ( fumnac pfttB Boston, Massachusetts New York City, New York Syracuse, New York Philadelphia, Pennsyl vania Pittsburg, Pennsylvania Columbus, Ohio Cleveland, Ohio Akron, Ohio Wooster, Ohio Adrian, Michigan Detroit, Michigan Bloomington, Indiana Indianapolis, Indiana Greencastle, Indiana Bloomington, Illinois Chicago, Illinois Madison, Wisconsin St. Louis, Missouri Minneapolis. Minnesota Lincoln, Nebraska Lawrence, Kansas Kansas City, Missouri Denver, Colorado Beta Iota — Philadelphia. Pennsylvania Pi — San Francisco, California 127 i ma ( fp a (BpaiCon Founded March 9, 1856. Colors: Royal Purple and Old Gold. Flower: Violet. MISSOURI ALPHA CHAPTER. Established June 11, 1883; Incorporated 1892. JAMES ROBERT CLAIBORNE, Jr., ' 06 WALLER CHAN ' SLOR DALBY, ' 09 CHARLES BOND DEIBEL, ' 09 RALPH EDGAR ELLIS, ' 07 JAY VANDERBILT HOLMES, ' 08 WALTON HEZEKIAH HOLMES, Jr., ' 08 JAMES FRANKLIN HUDSON, ' 08 ARTHUR HENRY KELLEY, ' 07 JOSEPH ELLIOTT PRENTIS, ' 09 MORTON McNUTT PRENTIS, ' 06 IKE THOMAS PRYOR, Jr., ' 08 JOHN WOOD READ, ' 09 GEORGE FRANKLIN REPPY, Jr., ' 09 OSCAR ARNOLD SCHILLING, ' 06 DELL ALMOND SHIELDS, ' 09 KENNETH SPENCER, ' 08 WILLIAM EDWARD SUDDATH, ' 07 CLAYTON MAURICE WILLIAMS, ' 07 Frater in Facultate. CURTIS FLETCHER MARBUT Fratres in Urbe. REVEREND DR. WILLIAM W. ELWANG REVEREND CHARLES M. BISHOP SAMUEL G. BANKS EDWARD A. ALLEN JAMES ROBINSON LIPSCOMB ABIEL LEONARD GUITAR ARCHIBALD MURRAY ALLEN 128 129 . ?■■■■ ' 4- 9| B - J 130 igtnd ( (p (X (Bpfiifon (Roff of (S diiJt C apittB Adrian College, Adrian, Michigan Alabama Polytechnic Institute, Auburn, Alabama Allegheny College, Meadvllle, Pennsylvania Bethel College, Russellville, Kentucky Boston University, Boston, Massachusetts Bucknell University, Lewlsburg, Pennsylvania Case School of Science, Cleveland, Ohio Central University, Danville, Kentucky Colorado School of Mines, Golden, Colorado Columbia University, New York, New York. Cornell University, Ithaca, New York Cumberland University, Lebanon, Tennessee Davidson College, Davidson, North Carolina. Denver University, Denver, Colorado. Dickinson College, Carlisle, Pennsylvania. Emory College, Oxford, Georgia. Franklin College, Franklin, Indiana. George Washington University, Washington, Dis- trict Columbia. Georgia School of Technology, Atlanta. Georgia. Gettysburg College, Gettysburg, Pennsylvania. Harvard University, Cambridge, Massachusetts. Iowa State College, Ames, Iowa. Kentucky State College, Lexington, Kentucky. Leland Stanford Jr. Universltj ' , Palo Alto, Cali- fornia . Louisiana State University, Baton Rouge, Lousl- ana. Massachusetts Institute of Technology, Boston, Massachusetts. Mercer University, Macon, Georgia. Mount Union College, Alliance, Ohio. Northwestern University, Evanston, Illinois. Ohio State University, Columbus, Ohio. Ohio Wesleyan University, Delaware, Ohio. Pennsylvania State College, State College, Penn- sylvania. Purdue University, West Lafayette. Indiana. Southern University, Greensboro, Alabama. Southwestern Baptist University, Jackson, Ten- nessee. Southwestern Presbyterian University, Clarksvllle, Tennessee. St. Stephens College, Armandale-on-Hudson, New York. Tulane University, New Orleans, Louisiana. University of Alabama. University, Alabama. TTnlversIty of Arkansas, FayettevIUe, Arkansas. University of California, Berkeley, California. University of Chicago, Chicago, Illinois. University of Cincinnati. Cincinnati, Ohio. University of Colorado. Boulder. Colorado. University of Georgia, Athens, Georgia. University of Illinois, Champaign. Illinois. University of Maine. Orano, Maine. University of Michigan, Ann Arbw, Michigan. University of Minnesota. Minneapolis, Minnesota. University of Mississippi, University, Mississippi. University of Missouri. Columbia, Missouri. University of Iowa, Iowa City, Iowa. University of Nebraska, Lincoln, Nebraeka University of North Carolina. Chapel Hill, North Carolina. University of Pennsylvania, Philadelphia, Pennsyl- vania. University of the South, Sewanee, Tennessee University of Tennessee. KnoxvIUe, Tennessee University of Texas. Austin, Texas University of Virginia, Charlottesville, Virginia University of Kansas, Lawrence, Kansas irniversity of Wisconsin, Madison. Wisconsin Vanderbilt University, Nashville, Tennessee Washington and Lee University, Lexington, Vir- ginia Washington University, St. Louis, Missouri. WofTord College. Spartansburg. South Carolina. Worcester Polytechnic Institute, Worcester, Mas- sachusetts. QRoff of ( fumni i fyn ttB. Adrian, Michigan Americus, Georgia Augusta, Georgia Boston, Massachusetts Chicago. Illinois Cleveland, Ohio Denver, Colorado Florence, Alabama Jackson. Missis- lppl Knoxville, Tennessee I- s Angeles, California Madison, Wisconsin New Orleans, Louisiana Philadelphia, Pennsylvania San Francisco, California St. Louis, Missouri Washington. District of Columbia Wilmington. North Carolina Alliance, Ohio Atlanta. Georgia Birmingham, Alabama Chattanooga, Tennessee Cincinnati. Ohio Dayton. Ohio Detroit, Michigan Indianapolis, Indiana Kansas City, Missouri Little Rock. Arkansas Macon, Georgia Memphis, Tennessee New York, New York Lexington. Kentucky Lincoln, Nebraska Louisville, Kentucky Minneapolis, Minnesota Pittsburg, Pennsylvania Savannah. Georgia Talladega, Alabama Washington, Georgia Worcester, Massachusetts Nashville. Tennessee Wilwaukee, Wisconsin. Schenectady, New York Seattle. Washington 131 1 i ma Qtu Founded in 1869 at Virginia Military Institute. Colors: Gold, Black and White. Flower: White Rose. RHO CHAPTER. Instituted January, 188(i Chapter Roll. DANIEL DULANEY MAHAN, ' 0(i LAKENAN MOSS PRICE, ' 06 OTTO KENT MEGEE, W GIVEN VICTOR, ' 07 Wm. BENJAMIN NOWELL, ' 07 FARRIS CAMPBELL, ' 08 GEORGE ALVA BRANHAM, ' 08 . SAMUEL ROY MORROW, ' 08 ,- i EDGAR PAYNE SHERMAN, ' 08 f _ EMIL ANTON ROEHRY, ' 08 LAUREN VANE SEARES, ' 08 JOHN DAVIS BOWLES, ' 08 AUDRA DATE THOMPSON, ' 08 DAVID EDWIN KILLAM, ' 08 LOUIS H ENRY BUDKE, ' 08 CONRAD BUDKE, Jr., ' 08 TAYLOR RUDOLPH HUDSON, ' 09 CLIFFORD FRENCH PHILLIPS, ' 09 WILLIAM OSCAR ZACHRITZ, ' 09 In Urbe. DR. E. C. GUTHRIE FREDERICK W. NIEDERMEYER FRANK G. HARRIS WILLIAM W. GARTH, JR. HARVEY D. MURRY R. B. PRICE, JR. HENRY A. COLLIER GEORGE EVANS 132 133 igmct (Uu feiBf of C ai terB Pi — Lehigh Unlvorsity Gamma Delta — Stephens Institute of Technology Mu — I ' lilversity of Georgia XI— Emory College Kappa — North Georgia Agricultural College Beta Zeta — Purd ie University Beta Fpsilon — Rose Polytechnic Institute. Beta Iota — Mt. Union College Gamma Gamma— Albion College Beta Chi — Leland Stanford. Jr., University Gamma Chi — University of Washington Gamma Theta — Cornell University Gamma Nu — University of Michigan Gamma Lambda — University of Wisconsin Gamma Xi — Rolla School of Mines Gamma Omicron — Washington University Beta — University of Virginia Lambda — Washington and Lee University Theta — University of Alabama Beta Theta — Alabama Polytechnic Institute Iota — Howard College Sigma — Vanderbilt University Rho — University of Missouri Beta Xi— William Jewell College Gamma Eta — Colorado School of Mines Beta Sigma — University of Vermont Gamma Epsllon — Lafayette College Eta — Mercer University Gamma Alpha — Georgia School of Technology Beta Beta — De I ' auw University Beta Eta— I ' niverslty of Indiana Beta Nu— Ohio State University Gamma Beta — Northwestern Unlvtrsity Delta Theta — Lombard University Beta Psi— University of Californii Gamma Zeta — University of Oreg. n Gamma Mu — University of Illinois Gamma Kappa — University of Col-inulo Psi — University of North Carolina Epsilon — Bethany College Phi — Louisiana State University T ' psilon — University of Texas Gamma Iota — State College of Kentucky Beta Mu — University of Iowa Nu — University of Kansas Gamma Phi — University of Montana Beta Phi — Tulane T ' niversity Gamma Upsilon — University of Arkansas Gamma Tau — University of Minnesota Beta Rho — TTnlversIty of Pennsylvania Gamma Pi — University of West Virginia Gamma Rho — University of Chicago Gamma Sigma — Iowa State College Beta Tau— North Carolina A. M. College ( fumiu C ipiexB New York, New York Chicago. Illinois Cincinnati, Ohio St. Joseph, Missouri Richmond, Kentucky Denver, Colorado Carthage. Missouri Boston. Massachusetts Birmingham, Alabama Nashville, Tennessee Shelbyville, Kentucky Dallas, Texas Kansas City. Missouri Ix uisville, Kentucky New Orleans, Louisiana Pittsburg, Pennsylvania Pi ' i I ' raucisco. Cnlifornia Colun bus, Ohio Indianapolis. Indiana St. Louis. Missouri Washington. District of Columbia Seattle. Washington Cleveland. Ohio Charlotte. North Carolina Atlanta, Georgia Milwaukee. Wisconsin Salisbury. North Carolina Davenport, Iowa Des Monies. Iowa Pueblo, Colorado Baton Rouge. Loulsluuu Portland, Oregon 135 JMeta t zta {pi Founded at Miami University in 1839 by John Reily Knox, Ex-Gov. Chas. H. Hardin, and six others. ZETA PHI CHAPTER. Founded in 1870. Affihated with Beta Theta Pi on October C, 1890. Incor- porated under the laws of the State of Missouri in July, 1904. Colors: Pink and Blue. Flower: American Beauty Rose. Chapter Roll. SAMUEL ARTHUR DEW, ' 06, A. B., BEN H. MULLINS, ' OT, A. B., THOMAS GROVER ORR, ' 07, A. B., ANDERSON WOOD TERRILL, ' 07, C. E., MICHAEL H. SCHNAPP, ' 07, E. E., HENRY B. LEWIS, ' 08. E. E., JESSE V. REA, ' 08, A. B., J. G. JOLLY, ' 08. A. B., HAROLD J. TROWBRIDGE, 08, A. B., WILLIAM WALTON WRIGHT, ' 08, A. B., OSMON B. CAMPBELL, ' 08, A. B., ROBERT G. WALLS, ' 08, E. E., CHAS. D. COLEMAN, ' 08, C. E., EDWIN LEE MILLER, ' 08, A. B., EDWIN C. WHITE, JR., ' 09, A. B., J. R. FAIRMAN, ' 09, C. E., RAYMOND E. LEE, ' 09, C. E., LEONARD WADDELL, ' 09, A. B., ROY W. PEARSE, ' 09, A. B., JAMES J, LINDLEY, ' 09, A. B., FRANK H. KENTNOR, ' 09, C. E., Kansas City, Linneus, Bosworth, Columbia, Carrollton, Carrollton, Carrollton, Sedalia, St. Louis, Applefon City, St. Joseph, St. Louis, Logan sport Norborne, Kansas City, Kansas City, Kansas City, Kansas City, Kansas, City, Nevada, St. Louis. Missouri Missouri Missouri Missouri Missouri Missouri Missouri Missouri Missouri Missouri Missouri Missouri , Indiana Missouri Missouri Missouri Missouri Missouri Missouri Missouri Missouri In Facultate. DR. J. C. JONES. Westminster, ' 79. .Vc ' .Inp: I ' lTsident, Ilean of Academic Department Professor of Astronoir.v PROF. U M. DEFOE, Missouri, ' 91. Professor of Mnthemntlcs DR. A. W. MoALESTER. Missouri, ' 74. Dean of Medical School DR, W, G. MANLY. Virginia. ' 84. Professor of Greek DR. WOODSON MOSS, Missouri, ' 74, Professor of Therapeutics DR, FREDERICK H, SEARBS, California, ' 93. DR. B. F. HOFFMAN, Missouri, ' 84, Professor of Germanics Lanpuages DR. GEO. LEFEVRE. Johns Hopkins, ' 91. Professor of Biology CHAS. F. KARNOPP. Colorado. ' 03, Secretary of Y, M. C. A. EX-GOV. DAVID R. FRANCIS, Wasnlngton, 71 Curator of University In Urbe. G. B. ROLLINS E. T. ROLLINS C. B. ROLLINS CLARKSON ROLLINS I. O. HOCKADAY, Sr, I. O. HOCKADAY. Jr. R. B. PRICE, Sr. JOHN M. HUBBELL F. D. HUBBELL BERRY MoALESTER A. W. MoALESTER. Jr. W. R. NIFONG N. H. HICKMAN DR. J. M. FISHER ROBERT ALLEN EDWIN W. STEPHENS. Sr. E. C. CLINKSCALES J. P. BLANTON J. L. DOUGLASS KIRK FYFER C. F. MeCALL MATTHEW A. THOMPSON 136 r € { ST. ii . 137 1 138 QBetd C etd p SHrccfor . Brown (Kappa) Boston (Upsilon) Maine (Beta Eta) Amherst (Beta Iota) Dartmouth (Alpha Omega) Wesleyan (Mu EpsUon) Yale (Phi Chi) Bowdoin ( Beta Sigma ) Rutgers (Beta Gamma) Cornell (Beta Delta) Stevens (Sigma) St. Lawrence (Beta Zeta) Colgate (Beta Theta) Union (Nu) Columbia (Alpha Alpha) Syracuse (Beta Epsilon) Washington and Jefferson (Gamma) Dickinson (Alpha Sigma) Johns-Hopkins (Alpha Chi) Pennsylvania (Phi) Pennsylvania State (Alpha Upsilon) Lehigh (Beta Chi) Hampdon-SIdney (Zeta) Xorth Carolina (Eta Beta) Virginia (Omicron) Davidson (Phi Alpha) Central (Epsilon) Vanderbllt (Beta Alpha) Texas (Beta Omega) Miami (Alpha) Cincinnati (Beta Nu) Western Reserve (Beta) Ohio (Beta ICappa) Ohio Wesleyan (Theta) Bethany (Psi) Wittenberg (Alpha Gamma) Denison (Alpha Eta) Wooster (Alpha Alpha) Kenyon (Beta Alpha) Ohio State (Theta Delta) West Virginia (Beta PsI) DePauw (Delta) Indiana (Pi) Wabash (Tau) Hanover (Iota) Purdue (Beta Mu) Michigan (Lambda) Knox (Alpha Sigma) Beloit (Chi) Iowa (Alpha Beta) Chicago (Alpha Pi) Iowa Wesleyan (Alpha Epsilon) Wisconsin (Alpha PI) Northwestern (Pi) Minnesota (Beta Pi) Illinois (Sigma PI) Westminster (Alpha Delta) Washington (Alpha Iota) Kansas (Alpha Nu) Denver (Alpha Zeta) Nebraska (Alpha Tau) Missouri (Zeta Phi) Colorado (Beta Tau) California (Omega) Stanford (Alpha Sigma) Washington State (Beta Omega) Case ( Lambda Kappa) Iowa State (Tau Sigma) ( fumni C apictB, Aiken, South Carolina Akron, Ohio Ashevllle, North Carolina Austin, Texas Baltimore, Maryland Boston, Massachusetts Charleston, West Virginia Chicago, Illinois Cincinnati, Ohio Cleveland, Ohio Columbus, Ohio Dallas, Texas Dayton, Ohio Denver, Colorado Des Moines, Iowa Detroit, Michigan Galesburg, Illinois Hamilton, Ohio Hartford, Connecticut Indianapolis, Indiana Kansas City, Missouri Los Angeles, California Louisville, Kentucky Memphis, Tennessee Miami County, Ohio Milwaukee, Wisconsin Minneapolis, Minnesota Nashville, Tennessee New Haven, Connecticut New York, New York Omaha, Nebraska Philadelphia, Pennsylvania Pittsburg, Pennsylvania Portland, Maine Providence, Rhode Island Richmond, Virginia St. Louis, Missouri San Antonio, Texas San Francisco. California Schnectady. New York Seattle, Washington Sioux City, Iowa Springfield, Ohio Syracuse, New York Terre Haute, Indiana Toledo, Ohio Waco, Texas Washington, D. C. Wheeling, West Virginia Zanesville, Ohio 139 i ?i ®ee a flp i Founded 1860, University of Michigan. Colors: Garnet and Pearl Blue. TIEDEMAN CHAPTER. Established 1890. Chapter Roll. Class of 1906. ELIAS GREENMAN FRED KELSEY JAS. A. PARKS CLAUD O. PEARCY. LEWIS BLISS SHELBY JOHN M. ANDERSON HENRY V. BEEMAN BOYLE G. CLARK WALDO EDWARDS Wm. A. FRANKEN JERE I. GALBRAITH Class of 1907. JOHN D. LAWSON E. W. HINTON VASCO H. ROBERTS LESLIE E. BATES BYRNIE E. BIGGER ROB. B. CALDWELL ROB. N. DENHAM FORREST C. DONNELL FRANK E. LEE WILLIAM THOMPSON NARDIN SAMUEL D. NEWKIRK DOUGLAS STEWART JR. CHAS. J. WALKER RAY ELMER LEE Class of 1908. CHAS. THOMPSON BUTLER RALPH PALOS JOHNSTON DAVID EDMUND KILLAM HARRY EDMUND KILMER In Facultate. WALTER W. COOK ISIDOR LOEB In Urbe. F. W. NIEDERMEYER MILTON R. CONLEY RALPH T. FINLEY HARVEY D. MURRY ROBERT E. FARLEY 140 141 ijTappa ©fp a Founded at Washington and Lee University in 1865. Active and Alumni Chapters 90. Colors: Old Gold and Crimson. Flowers: Magnolia and Red Rose. ALPHA KAPPA CHAPTER. Installed September, 1891. Chapter Roll. Academic Department. WALDO P. JOHNSON, ' 07 EVERETT MANNING, ' 08. LeROY MOORE, ' 09 PEYRE FERRY SAPP, ' 09 CARTER ALEXANDER, ' 06 Law Department. RALPH P. JOHNSON, ' 07 CHAS. J. MURRAY, ' 07 FRANK CLAYTON MITCHELL, ' 08 HARRY E. SHEPHERD, ' 08 Medical Department. JOHN MAX RIGGS, ' 06 HERBERT HARWOOD WALLACE, ' 08 Engineering Department. LILBURN CARTER BEATTIE, ' 06 GEORGE NEAL JACKSON, ' 08 FRED REUBEN JACOBY, ' 06 JOHN H. PIKE, ' Of LYNN WALLACE SMITH, ' 06 CLAUDE F. SCOGGIN, ' 08 JAMES LOUIS VANDIVER, ' 06 CHARLES S. SOULARS, ' 07 Agricultural Department. LEE AKER WOO ' DS, ' 06 MAURICE FIELDS, ' 09 CHARLES FISHER WALKER, ' 07 ROBERT FLEMING TEVIS, ' 08 JOSEPH MONTEITH ESTES, ' 08 WILLIAM MAXWELL, ' 08 Frater in Facultate. BENJAMIN MINGE DUGGAR Fratres in Urbe. BERKLEY ESTES i BEVERLY PRICE HAGGARD 143 143 (Kdppct @.fp d (5cfit?e C a ers Alpha — Washington and Lee University Gamma — University of Georgia Delta — Wofford College Epsilon — Emory College Zeta — Randolph-Macon College Eta — Richmond College Th? ' ta— Kentucky State College Kappa — Mercer UnlTersity Lambda — University of Virginia Nn — Alabama Polytechnic Institute Xi — Southwestern University Omicron — University of Texas Pi — University f Tennessee Sigma — Davidson College Upsilon— University of North Carolina Phi — Southern University Chi VanderbIlt University Psi — Tulane University Omega — Central University of Kentucky Alpha Alpha — University of the South Alpha Beta — University of Alabama Alpha Gamma — Louisiana State University Alpha Delta— William Jewell College Alpha Zeta — William and Mary College Alpha Eta — Westminster College Alpha Theta — Kentucky University Alpha Kappa — University of Missouri Alpha Lambda — Johns Hopkins University Alpha Mu — Millsaps College Alpha Nu— The George Washington University Alpha XI— University of California Alpha Omicron — University of Arkansas Alpha PI — Leland Stanford, Jr., University Alpha Rho — University of West Virginia Alpha Sigma — Georgia School of Technology Alpha Tau— Ilampden-Sidney College Alpha Upsilon— University of Mississippi. Alpha Phi— Trinity College Alpha Chi— Kentucky Wesleyan University Alpha Omega— N. C. A. M. College Beta Alpha — Missouri School of Mines Beta Beta — Bethany College Beta Gamma — College of Charleston Beta Delta — Georgetown College Beta Epsilon — Delaware College Beta Zeta — University of Florida Beta Eta — University of Oklahom iait ( fiBociafiona Missouri Georgia Kentucky Alabama North Carolina Louisiana. Arkansas (Jfumni C apitXB Norfolk. Virginia Richmond, Virginia New York City Kaleigh, North Carolina Macon, Georgia Lexington, Kentucky Petersburg, Virginia Talladega, Alabama St. Louis. Missouri Alexandria, Louisiana Jackson. Mississippi Atlanta. Georgia Hampton, Virginia Chattanooga. Tennessee Montgomery, Alabama Augusta. Georgia Staunton. Virginia Jacksonville, Florida Shreveport, Louisiana Centerville, Mississippi Hattlcsburg. Mississippi Mobile, Alabama. Dallas, Texas. Franklin, Louisiana Kansas City, Missouri San Francisco, California Baltimore, Maryland Little Rock, Arkansas Annlston, Alabama Jonesboro, Arkansas Nashville, Tennessee Selnia. Alabama Memphis, Tennessee Knoxville, Tennessee New Orleans, Louisiana Houston, Texas Griffin. Georgia Oklahoma City, Oklahoma Washington, Dlstict of Colun:bIa Boston, Massachusetts Philadelphia, Pennsylvania ThomasvlUe, Georgia Asheville, North Carolina Spartansburg. South Carolina Savannah, Georgia Tallahassee, Florida Charleston, West Virginia Louisville. Kentucky Wilmington, North Carolina Baton Rouge, Louisiana. Huntington, West Virginia Tx s Angeles. California Pittsburg, Pennsylvania 145 (3 da Qtu pBx£on ALPHA THETA CHAPTER. Established in 1895. Colors: Green and Black. LYNN W. SMITH, A. A. FRED R. JACOBY, A. A. HENRY J. STEPHENS, . J. (f. HARRY E. BAGBY, . -V. GOLDEN G. DAVIS, A. T. Q. LILBURN C. BEATTIE, h. A. CHARLES J. MURRYQ, A. A. FRANK J. RIDGE, . J. y. SAM B. SEBREE, . J. 0. ANDERSON W. TERRELL, H. B. II. MORTON M. PRENTIS,2; A. E. JAY V. HOLMES, 2 ' . . £. JOHN M. ANDERSON, . r. J. HENRY O. EYSSELL, « . r. J. EUGENE SALISBURY, I. X. OTTO K. McGEE, I. N. HOMER K. SMITH, Fratres in Absentia. BEN. H. MULLINS, «. (9. . DANIEL D. MAHAN, i ' . A ' . LEE A. WOODS, A. A. Fratres in Urbe. HARRY H. BROADHEAD, « . J. 0. R. B. PRICE, Jr., . A ' . E. SIDNEY STEPHENS, « . J. 0. ERNEST TATE, A. 2. Fratre in Facultate. LUTHER M. DEFOE, ' . 6. II. Pledges. HARRY H. HORNER, 2 ' . X. WALTER EYSSELL, . ' . J. OVAL A. MAUPIN, A. r. ii. xMJ6HG4wi? N BR8— 3xy!QX . 8nG2XhmjAZ ?11BR— McSXhM =5KLdotmshN4— 9XsqTy2— 4NDA H B • ' - - O r C H-T T 146 Ij -r 1 10 147 t tiA (Uu (Spfiifott. CeaiJfer QRoff. Alpha— Wesleyan, 1870. Alpha Beta— Union, 1876. Alpha GLmma — Syracuse, 1876. Alpha Delta— Cornell, 1877. EpsUon- Rochester, 1877. Alpha Zeta— California, 1879. Alpha Eta- Wisconsin, 1880. • Alpha Theta— Kenyon, 1882. • Alpha Kappa — Rennselaer Polytechnic, 1S82 Alpha Iota— Adelbert, 1882 Alpha Lambda— Stephens ' Institute, 1882 Mu— Lafayette, 1882 Alpha Nu— . mherst, 1883 Alpha XI— Allegheny, 1884 - Alpha Omicron— Pennsylvania State, 1885 Alpha PI— University of Pennsylvania, 1887 Alpha Rho— University of the City of New York, 1888 Alpha Taw— Wooster, 1891 UpsUon— Michigan, 1892 Alpha Phi— Rutgers, 1892 Alpha Chi— Dartmouth, 1893 Alpha Psl— Ohio State, 1893 Alpha Alpha — Bowdoln, 1894 Beta — Kansas. 1894 Gamma — Virginia, 1894 Delta— Washington, 1894 Zeta— Nelnaska, 1894 Kpsllon— .Minnesota. 1894 Theta — Missouri, 1B95 Iota— Harvard, 1896 Kappa — Iowa. 1896 Lambda— Yale, 1896 ' .Mu— Leland Stanford, Zr., 181 Xi— Tulane, 1898 Nu — University of Texas, 1898 Pi— Columbia, 1898 Cbi— lilinols, 1898 Omicron— Vanderblit, 1898 Taw— Indiana, 1898 Upsllon— Purdue, 1899 Phi— Northwestern, :000 Alpha Psi ( KL!H8gn6-4, O xy.) Beta Alpha. (0. E8gnHii ?BR6.) Beta Beta (t8=OEQabg T6VR.) Beta Gamma. (KL!8G=ff+bIcezxh.) 149 i ma C t Founded 1855 at Miami University, Oxford, Ohio. Colors: Blue and Gold. Flower: White Rose. XI XI CHAPTER. Chartered 189G. Active Members. HARRY EDWARD BAGBY, ' 06 JAMES FEURT MEADE, ' 06 LOWELL RUSSELL PATTON, 07 FULTON ALLEN MILLER, ' 07 FRANK HICKS ADAMS, ' 08 JAMES ARTHUR DUNN, ' 08 GEORGE ERNEST STUCKEY, Jr., ' 08 HARRY HARRISON HORNER, ' 08 EUGENE FRANKLIN SALISBURY, ' 08 RUSKIN LHAMON, ' 09 GREGORY HARTE EICKHOFF, ' 09 HARRY EDWARD FRECK, ' 0 ' 9 PRESTON CARTER ALEXANDER, ' 09 CHARLES RANDALL SURFACE, ' 09 ALEXANDER MONROE RICHARDSON, ' 09 BERRYMAN KEITH CULBERTSON, ' 09 JOHN HARTNETT JANUARY, ' 08 OSCAR BENJAMIN BROCKMEYER, ' 08 CASPER BELL RUCKER, ' 09 LLOYD EDSALL GUNBY, ' 09 HARRY FAIR, ' 09 Fratres in Facultate. DR. RICHARD HENRY JESSE DR. ALBERT CRANBERRY REED FRANK WRIGHT LIEPSNER JOHN FREDERICK McLEAN Fratres in Urbe. CHARLES GRIFFITH ROSS MACHIR JANUARY DORSEY 150 151 igina €6i ( diu CfyxipkxB. Alpha — Mlama University Beta — T ' nlversity of Worcester Gamma — Ohio Wesleyan University Epsilon — George Washington University Zeta — Washington and Lee University Eta — University of Mississippi Theta — Pennsylvania University Kappa — Bueknell University Lambda — Indiana University Mu — Den Ison UniversI ty XI — De Pan University Omlcron — Dickinson College Rho— Butler College Phi — Lafayette College Chi — Hanover College PsI — University of Virginia Omega — Northwestern University Alpha Alpha — Hobart College Alpha .Beta — University of California Alpha Gama — Ohio State University Alpha Epsllon — University of Nebraska Alpha Zeta— Belolt College Alpha Eta — State University of Towa Alpha Theta — Massachusetts Institute of ogy Alpha Iota — Illinois Wesleyan University Alpha Lambda — Unlverslty ot Wisconsin Alpha Nu — University of Texas Alpha Xi — I nlverslty of Kansas Alpha Omlcron — Tulane University Alpha PI— Albion College Alpha Rho — Lehigh University Alpha Sigma — University of Minnesota Alphi Upsllon — University of South Carolina Alpha Phi — Cornell University Alpha Chi — Pennsylvania State College Alpha PsI — Vanderbilt X ' ' nlverslty Alpha Omega — Leland Stanford, Jr., University Beta Gamma — Colorado College Delta Delta — Purdue University Zeta Zeta — Central University Zeta Psl — University of Cincinnati Eta Eta— Dartmouth College Theta Theta — University of Michigan Kappa Kappa — University of Illinois Lambda Laml)da— Kentncky University Mu Mu — West Virginia University Nu Nu — Columbia University XI XI — University of Missouri Omlcron Omlcron — TTnlversity of Chicago Rho Rho — University of Maine Tan Tan — Washington University Upsllon Upsllon — University of Washington Phi Phi — T ' niversity of Pennsylvania Psl Psl — Syracuse University Omega Omega — University of Arkansas ( fumni C d ere Atlanta Baltimore Chicago Boston Cincinnati Cleveland Columbus Denver Detroit Indianapolis Kansas City Los Angeles Louisville Milwaukee Nashville New Orleans New York Peoria Philadelphia Pittsburg St. Louis St. Paul Minneapolis San Francisco Springfield. Illinois Toledo Washington, D. C Manila, P. I. 153 ' f K appa i ma Founded at University of Virginia, 1867. Flower: Lily of the Valley. Colors: Scarlet, White and Emerald Green. BETA GAMMA CHAPTER. Installed April 8, 1898. ROSCOE FLORENCE ANDERSON, ' OG, JOHN VIRGIL GOODSON, ' OG, THOMAS FRANKLIN MONTGOMERY, ' 07, GEORGE ROWE WHITMORE, ' 07, ROSCOE FENTON HOUSTON, ' 08, ELWOOD BERNARD FRAWLEY, ' 07, ROBERT BRECKENBRIDGE CALDWELL, FOREST C. DONNELL, ' 07, JOSEPH HARVEY FRENCH, ' 08, DANIEL ROGERS WHITMORE JR., ' 08, BERTLESS DOLLY LEWIS, ' 09, ORRICK GLENDAY JOHNS, ' 09, ALLEN VAUGHN ELLSTON, ' 09, ARTHUR CHRISTIAN BERNET, ' 07, CLYDE CLEVELAND CASH, ' 08, JOHN RYLAND GRIGG, ' 09, ARTHUR KENDALL ARMINGTON, ' 09, J. K. LEWIS, ' 09, BURR HOWEY OZMENT, GEORGE HORTON BLACKMAN, ' 07, CLARENCE A. CANNON, ' 08, A. MILLS EBRIGHT, Graduate, ARDEN H. DOUGLAS, ' 07, THEODORE EUGEN ' E BRIELL, ' 07, La Belle, Missouri New Cambria, Missouri Bolckow, Missouri Old Orchard, Missouri Kansas City, Missouri Kansas City, Missouri ' 07, Vandalia, Missouri Maryville, Missouri Lancaster, Missouri Old Orchard, Missouri Kansas City, Missouri St. Louis, Missouri Kansas City, Missouri St. Louis, Missouri Joplin, Missouri Joplin, Missouri joplin, Missouri Kansas City, Missouri Cartha.s e, Missouri St. Louis, Missouri Elsberry, Missouri Winfield, Kansas El Dorado, Kansas St. Louis, Missouri Fratre in Facultate. ARTHUR M. GREENE, JR. Fratres in Urbe. ERNEST TATE JAMES C. EDWARDS 154 155 (Kappa igma DISTRICT I. PsI — University of Maine Alpha Uho—- Bowdoiii College Beta Kappa — New Hampshire College Gamma Epsllon — Dartmouth College Alpha Lambda — University of Vernioiit Gamma Delta — .M.issachnsetts State College Gamma Eta — Harvard University Beta Alpha — Brown University DISTRICT II. Alpha Kappa — Cornell University Gamma Zeta — New York University PI — Swarthmore College Alpha Delta — Pennsylvania State C-ollege Alpha Epsllon — University of Pennsylvania Alpha Phi — Bucknell University Beta Iota — Lehigh University Beta Pi — Dickinson College DISTRICT III. Alpha Alpha — University of Maryland Alpha Eta — George Washington University Zeta — University of Virginia Eta — Randolph -Macon College Mu — Washington and Lee University Nu — William and Mary College Upsllon — Hampden -Sidney College Beta Beta — Richmond College DISTRICT IV. Delta—Davidson College Eta Prime — Trinity College Alpha Mn — University ' of North Carolina Beta Upsllon — North Carolina A. Sc M. College Alpha Nu — WofPord College DISTRICT V. Alpha Beta — Mercer University Alpha Tau — Georgia School of Technol fy Beta Lambda — University of Georgia Peta — I ' nlversity of Alabama Beta Eta — Alabama Polytechnic Institute DISTRICT VI. Theta — Cumberlmd University Kappa — Vanderollt University Lambda — University of Tennessee Phi — Southwestern Presbyterian University Omega — University of the South Alpha Theta — Southwestern Baptist University DISTRICT VII Alpha Sigma— Ohio State University Beta Phi — Case School of Applied Science Beta Delta — Washington and Jefferson College Beta Nn — Kentucky State College DISTRICT VIII. Alpha Zeta — I ' nlversity of Michigan Chi — Purdue University Alpha PI — Wabash College Beta Theta — University of Indiana Alpha Gamma — University of Illinois Alpha Chi — Lake Forest University Gamma Beta — University of Chicago Beta Epsilon — University of Wisconsin. DISTRICT IX. Beta Mu — University of Minnesota Beta Rho — University of Iowa Alpha Psl — University of Nebraska DISTRICT X. Alpha Omega — William Jewell College Beta Gamma — University of Missouri Beta Sigma — Washington University Beta Chi — Missouri School of Mines Beta Tau — Baker University XI — University of Arkansas DISTRICT XI. Alpha U psUon — Mlllsap College Gamma — Louisiana State Unlversit.? Sigma — Tulane University Iota — Southwestern University Tau — University of Texas DISTRICT XII. Beta Omicron — University of Denver Beta Omega — Colorado College Gamma Gamma— Colorado School of Mines DISTRICT XIII. Beta Zeta — Leland Stanford, Jr.. University Beta XI— University of California DISTRICT XIV. Beta Psl — University of Washington Gamma Alpha — 1, ' niversity of Oregon Gamma Theta — University of Idaho O-fumni ClJeipfeifB, 37 Atlanta, Georgia Boston, Massachusetts Buffalo. New York Chicago, Illinois Concord, North Carolina Covington, Tennessee Danville. Virginia Denver. Colorado Durham. North Carolina Fort Smith. Arkansas Indianapolis, Indiana Ithaca, New Y ' ork Jackson. Mississippi Kansas City. Missouri Kinston, North Carolina Little Rock, Arkansas Los Angeles. California I ulsvllle. Kentucky Lynchburg, Virginia Memphis, Tennessee Mobile, Alabama Nashville, Tennessee New Orleans. Louisiana New Y ' ork, New Y ' ork Norfolk. Virginia Philadelphia, Peimsylvanla Pine Bluff, Arkansas Pittsburg. Pennsylvania Richmond, Virginia Ruston, Louisiana St. Louis, Missouri San Francisco, California Salt Lake City, Utah Vicksburg, Mississippi Waco, Texas Washington. District of Columbia Y ' azoo City, Mississippi 157 p i da (p5i Founded at Monmouth College, April 28, 18(i7. Colors: Wine and Blue. Flower : Carnation. MISSOURI ALPHA, Established May, 1899. ., Chapter Roll. CLARA MARTIN AVERY, ' 07 NATALIE LANE BIRDSEYE, ' 08 LILLIAN METCALF CARNES, ' 09 ELIZABETH HOPE CLAY, ' 09 BESSE LOUISE DAIN, ' OS- HORTENSE CORWIN DUNCAN, ' 08 NEVORA HESTER FULLER, ' 08 LILY SUE HOSTETTER, ' 07 ANNA MARIA HUDSON, ' 09 LILLIAN CHARLOTTE JOHANNES, ' (19 ANNA KATHARINE LASH, ' 06 EULA M ' cCUNE, ' 07 JEAN McCUNE, ' 06 MINNIE KATHERINE ORGAN AMANDA HERNDON PAINTER, ' 09 MAUD CANNELL QUAYLE, ' 06 EM ' MA ROBERTS, ' 09 ETHEL BOND ROBNETT, ' 08 MITTIE VIRGINIA ROiBNETT, ' 08 NORMA ELIZABETH ROTH, ' 08 CHARLINE SHEPHERD. ' 07 MARY MADELINE SMITH, ' 06 EDITH LOGAN SNYDER, ' 07 MARY MARTHA SUDDATH. ' 09 SUSAN SHELBY TAYLOR, ' 08 ETHEL ELLEN THOMAS, ' 08 MABEL LEE TURPIN, ' 08 ELSIE WINSHIP WADELL, ' 06 BETTY WILLIAMS, ' 0 ' 6 In Facultate. GRACE SARAH WILLIAMS In Urbe. ESTELLE ANDERSON VIRGINIA LEE LIPSCOMB EMMA BOUCHELLE MRS. JOHN E. SYKES VIRGINIA DYAS MRS. WALTER S. WILLIAMS ETHEL HUDSON OLIVE WILLIAMS Pledges. MRS. HENRY G. COX RUTH MOSS NITA ELKINS ADELE OVERALL FLORENCE GRAY MRS. EDWIN SYDNEY NELL HALL STEPHENS . 158 159 (pi (gtt X (J) i (5ctit)e C3flH erB Alpha Province Vermont Alpha — MIddlebury College, Mlddlebury, Vermont Vermont Beta — University of Vermont, Burlington, Vermont Columbia Alpha — George Washington University, Washington. D. C. Pennsylvania Alpha — Swarthmore College, Swarth- more. Pennsylvania Pennsylvania Beta — Bucknell University, Lewlsburg, Pennsylvania Pennsylvania fJamma — Dickinson College. Carlisle, Pennsylvania Ohio Alpha — Ohio University. Athens, Ohio Ohio Beta — Ohio State University, Columbus, Ohio New York Alpha — Syracuse University, Syracuse, New York New York Beta—Barnard College, New York City Massachusetts Alpha — Boston University, Boston, Massachusetts Maryland Alpha—Woman ' s College of Baltimore, Baltimore, Maryland Beta PTovince Illinois Beta — Tvombard College, Galesburg, Illinois Illinois Delta— Knox College, Galesburg. Illinois Illinois EpsUon — Northwestern University, Evanston, Illinois Illinois Zeta— University of Illinois, Champaign, Illinois Indiana Alpha — Franklin College, Franklin, Indiana Indiana Beta — University of Indiana, Bloomlngton, Indiana Indiana Gamma — University of Indianapolis, Indian- apolis, Indiana Michigan Alpha— Hillsdale College. Hillsdale, Mich- igan Michigan Beta — University of Michigan, Ann Arbor, Michigan Gamma Province. Iowa Alpha — Iowa Wesleyan University, Mt. Pleas- ant, Iowa. Iowa Beta — Simpson College, Indianola, Iowa. Iowa Gamma — Iowa State College. Ames, Iowa. Iowa Zeta — Iowa State University, Iowa City, Iowa. Wisi-onsln Alpha — University of Wisconsin, Madi- son. Wisconsin. Missouri Alpha — University of Missonri, Oolumbia, Missouri. Delta Province. Louisiana Alpha — Newcomb College New Orleans, Louisiana. Kansas Alpha — Kansas University, Lawrence, Kan- sas. Nebraska Beta — University of Nebraska, Lincoln, Nebraska. Texas Alpha — University of Texas, Austin, Texas. Colorado Alpha — University of Colorado, Boulder, Colorado. Colorado Beta — Denver University, Denver, Colo- rado. California Alpha — Leland Stanford University, Palo Alto, California. California Beta — University of California, Berke- ley, California. (umnac i[ fyxfictB Alpha. New York. Beta. Pennsylvania. Gamma, Maryland. Delta, Ohio. Epsilon. Chicago. Zeta, Indiana. Eta, Chicago. Theta, Illinois. Iota, Iowa. Kappa, Kansas. Lambda, Colorado. Mu, California. IGl i 5i cimma ©efta Founded in 1848 at Jefferson College, Canonsburg, Pennsylvania. Color: Royal Purple. Flower: Heliotrope. CHI MU CHAPTER. Established at the University of Missouri in 1899. Chapter Roll. WILLIAM H. FLOYD III, ' 06, JOHN M. ANDERSON, ' 06, JAMES A. PARKS, ' 0«, ROBERT L. BALDWIN, ' 06, JOHN E. RICHARDSON, ' 06, DAN G. STINE, ' 07, HENRY O. EYSSELL, ' 08, FRANK THORNTON, Jr., ' 08, WALTER EYSSELL, ' 08, CLARENCE R. EGELHOFF, ' 08, ALLAN H. DUDLEY, Jr., ' 08, J. SMITH WISE, ' 08, WILLIAM G. HOLMES, ' 09, MILTON S. MOORE, ' 09, E. B. HARRINGTON, ' 09, R. S. SIPPLE, ' 0«, HARRY E. KILMER, ' 05, JOHN G. WELCH, ' 03, CHARLES W. LEAPHART, ' 05, H. W. STILES, ' 98, Columbia University, N. Y., St. Joseph, Missouri Carlinville, Illinois Clinton, Missouri La Monte, Missouri Kansas City, Missouri Lawrenceville, Illinois Kansas City, Missouri St. Joseph, Missouri Kansas City, Missouri Kansas City, Missouri Council Bluffs, Iowa Bowling Green, Missouri Kansas City, Missouri Oregon, Missouri Poplar Bluff, Missouri Parsons, Kansas Yorkshire, Iowa Columbia, Missouri Brookfield, Missouri St. Joseph, Missouri In Facultate. AUSTIN WELCH ERNEST E. MORLAN HOWARD WELCH ERNEST H. FAVOR H. W. DOUGHTY In Urbe. IRA T. G. STONE 162 11 163 (p i B amm i ©effa (Roff of ©cfiue CfyMfitvB University of Maine, Orono, Maine Massachusetts Institute of Technology, Boston, Massachusetts Worcester Polytechnic Institute, Worcester, Massa- chusetts Brown University, Providence, Rhode Island Dartmouth College, Hanover, New Hampshire Amherst College, Amherst, Massachusetts Trinity College, Hartford, Connecticut Yale University, New Haven, Connecticut CoUege of the City of New York, New York City Columbia University, New York City University of New York, New York City Colgate University, Hamilton, New York Cornell University, Ithaca, New York Union College, Schenectady, New York Syracuse University, Syracuse, New York University of Pennsylvania, Philadelphia, Pennsyl- vania Lafayette College, Easton, Pennsylvania Lehigh University, Bethlehem, Pennsylvania Johns-Hopkins University, Baltimore. Maryland Bucknell University, Lewisburg, Pennsylvania Gettysburg College, Gettysburg, Pennsylvania Pennsylvania State College, State College, Pennsyl- vania University of Virginia, Charlottesville, Virginia Washington and Lee University, Lexington Virgin- ia Richmond College, Richmond, Virginia Washington and Jefferson College, Washington, Pennsylvania Allegheny College, MeadvUle, Pennsylvania Wooster University, Wooster, Ohio Adelbert College, Cleveland, Ohio Denlson University, Granville, Ohio Wittenberg University, Springfield, Ohio Ohio State University, Columbus, Ohio Ohio Wesley an University, Delaware, Ohio Indiana University, Bloomlngton. Indiana DePauw University, Greencastle, Indiana Wabash College, Crawfordsvllle, Indiana Hanover College. Hanover, Indiana Purdue University. Lafayette, Indiana University of Tennessee, Knoxville, Tennessee Bethel College, Russellvllle, Kentucky University of Alabama, Tuscaloosa. Alabama University of Texas, Austin, Texas Illinois Wesleyan University, Bloomlngton, Illinois Knox College, Galesburg, Illinois University of Illinois, Champaign. Illinois University of Michigan, Ann ArlK r. Michigan Unlversitj- of Wisconsin, Madison. Wisconsin University of Minnesota, Minneapolis, Minnesota University of Chicago, Chicago, Illinois William Jewell College, Liberty, Missouri University of Missouri, Columbia, Missouri University of Kansas, Lawrence, Kansas University of Nebraska, Lincoln, Nebrasiia University of California, Berkeley, California University of Washington, Seattle, Washington Leland Stanford, Jr., University, Palo Alto, Cali- fornia (Brabuafe C ipitVB anb ( Bfiociaftons Lafayette, Indiana Indianapolis. Indiana Chicago, Illinois New York City, New York Pittsburg, Pennsylvania Denver, Colorado Toledo, Ohio Cincinnati, Ohio Seattle, Washington Lincoln, Nebraska Dayton, Ohio Columbus, Ohio Cleveland, Ohio Spokane, Washington New Haven, Connecticut Brooklyn, New York Minneapolis, Minnesota Bloomlngton, Illinois Chattanooga, Tennessee Kansas City, Missouri St. Louis, Missouri San Francisco, California St. Joseph, Missouri Philadelphia, Pennsylvania Albany, New York WlUiamsport, Pennsylvania Wheeling, West Virginia Worcester, Massachusetts Allentown, Pennsylvania Boston, Masachusetts Washington, District of Columbia Baltimore, Maryland Providence, Rhode Island Cambridge, Massachusetts 165 Q au (gda (pi ALPHA CHAPTER OF MISSOURI. Charter Granted, 1902. Colors: Seal Brown and White. Student Members. RAYMOND KIZER, ' 06 ROBERT LEE BALDWIN, ' OC WILLIAM KERLIN SEITZ, ' 06 EARL QUERBACH, ' 06 ALBERT WILLIAM SPAHT, ' 06 EDWIN LEROY DRIGGS, ' 06 MARSHALL H. MONLUX, ' 06 OTTO BARNETT WILLI, ' 06 BENJAMIN F. HEIDEL, ' 06 ROBERT EDWARD GILMOR, ' 06 ROY WEST EMMERT, ' 06 LOUIS HARRY WINKLER, ' 07 CLARK ARTHUR BRIGGS, ' 07 CHARLES WILLIAM SEIBEL, ' 07 JOSEPH HUGH BROOKING, ' 07 FRANCIS JAMES BULLIVANT, ' 07 WILLIAM RANDOLPH BENSON, JR., ' 07 NEWLAND PETTINGILL, ' 07 Members in Faculty. FREDERICK PUTNAM ABRAHAM LINCOLN HYDE SPALDING OSCAR MILTON STEWART HOWARD BENTON SHAW ERNEST FRANKLIN ROBINSON ARTHUR MAURICE GREENE THOMAS JACKSON RODHOUSE LUTHER MARION DEFOE FRANK WRIGHT LIEPSNER WALTER SCOTT WILLIAMS DEAN WILLARD RICHARDS 166 167 C xu (gd x {pi HONORARY ENGINEERING FRATERNITY. Founded at Lehigh University. The object of Tau Beta Pi is to mark in a fitting manner those who have conferred honor upon their Alma Mater by a high grade of scholarship as un- der-graduates or by their attainments as alumni, and to foster the spirit of liberal culture in the Technical and Scientific Schools of America. Roll of Chapters. Lehigh University. Purdue University. Stevens Institute of Technology University of Wisconsin. Case School of Applied Science. Kentucky State College Columbia University. University of Missouri. Michigan Agricultural College. University of Illinois. Michigan School of Mines. Colorado School of Mines. Armour Institute of Technology 169 i dta tciu ©eeta Founded at Bethany College, 1859. Colors: Purple, White and Gold. Flower: Pansy. GAMMA KAPPA CHAPTER, ESTABLISHED 1905. Chapter Roll. Graduate Department. GEORGE A. UNDERWOOD LUCIUS F. CHILDERS REDMOND S. COLE Academic Department. JAMES H. CRAIG, ' 06 IRVINE G. INGRAM, ' 08 HAROLD S. WILLIAMS, ' 06 DON G. MAGRUDER, ' 08 HOMER CROY, ' 07 ARNOT L. SHEPPARD, ' 08 FLOYD C. FREEMAN, ' 07 LEWIS A. WETZEL, ' 09 THOMAS T. RAILEY, ' 07 PAUL D. HIGBEE, ' 09 WILLIAM R. HORNBUCKLE, ' 08 Engineering Department. WILLIAM K. SEITZ, ' 06. EARL QUERBACH, ' 06 FRANCIS J. BULLIVANT, ' 07 HAROLD C. WALTNER, ' 09. C. DeWITT PYPES, ' 09 Law Department. VERNON MORTHLAND, ' 07 BYRNIE E. BIGGER, ' 07 MILNOR E. CLEAVES, ' 07 WILLIAM B. BOSTIAN. ' 08 Agricultural Department. HARRY S. WAYMAN, ' 06. Fratres in Facultate. Fratres in Urbe. JOHN R. SCOTT CHARLES M. SHARP ERNEST B. FORBES JAMES E. CRAIG ELI S. HAYNES NELSON C. FIELD 170 171 ©efta u ®efta ( cfitjc C6a|jfer6 Southern Division Lambda — Vanderbilt University Pi — University of Mississippi Phi — Washington and Lee University Beta Epsiion — Emory College Beta Theta — University of the South Beta Iota — University of Virginia Beta Xi — Tulane University Gamma Eta — George Washington University Gamma Iota — University of Texas Western DiviBion Omicron — University of Iowa Beta Gamma — University of Wisconsin Beta Eta — University of Minnesota Beta Kappa — University of Colorado Beta Pi — Northwestern University Beta Rho — Leland Stanford University Beta Tan — University of Nebraska Beta UpsUon — University of Illinois Beta Omega — University of California Gamma Alpha — University of Chicago Gamma Beta — Armour Institute of Technology Gamma Theta — Balier University Gamma Kappa — University of Missouri Northern Diriiion Beta — Ohio University Delta — University of Michigan Epsllon — Albion College Zeta— Adelbert College Kappa — Hills dale College Mu — Ohio Wesleyan University Cbi — Kenyon College Beta Alpha — University of Indiana Beta Beta — DePauw University Beta Zeta — University of Indianapolis Beta Phi — Ohio State University Beta Psl— Wabash College Gamma Delta — West Virginia University Eastern Division Alpha — Allegheny College Gamma — Washington and Jefferson College Rho — Stevens Institute of Technology UpsUon — Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute Omega — University of Pennsylvania Beta Lambda — Lehigh University Beta Mu — Tufts College Beta Nu — Massachusetts Institute of Technology Beta Omicron — Cornell University Beta Chi — Brown University Gamma Gamma — Dartmouth College Gamma Epsllon — Columbia University Gamma Zeta — Wesleyan University ( fumni £ fet0 Chicago, Illinois New York, New York Cincinnati. Ohio San Francisco, California Philadelphia, Pennsylvania Indianapolis, Indiana Boston, Massachusetts Cleveland, Ohio Pittsburg, Pennsylvania Atlanta, Georgia Toledo, Ohio St. Louis, Missouri Richmond, Virginia Detroit, Michigan Jackson, Mississippi New Orleans, Louisiana Washington, D. C. Twin City, Columbus, Ohio Association of the Far East, Philippine Islands Los Angeles. California Aurora. New York Kansas City, Missouri 173 X fp a € xu mt a Founded September 11, 1865. Colors: Old Gold and Sky Blue. Flower : White Tea Rose. GAMMA RHO CHAPTER. Established April, 190-6. Active Members. FESSENDEN, C. H., ' 06. WALBORN, IRA G., ' 06. DAVIS, G. C., ' 07. DICKSON, T. M., ' 07. HUNKER, W. L., ' 07. MARSH, HAROLD, ' 07. MAUPIN, O. A., ' 07. MINER, E. S., ' 07. TERRILL, A. H., ' 07. CURRY, W. R,. ' 08. LIN ' D, F. A., ' 08. NELSON, H. F., ' 08. BEDFORD, R. F.. ' 09. MACKIE, D. J., ' 09. Frater in Absentia. J. C. MURTA. 174 175 fp A t xu Omega (goff of @cftt e Cgo jfers PHOVINCB 1. Alpha Epsilon— Alabama Polytechnic Institute Beta Beta — Southern University Beta Delta— University of Alabama Alpha Omega— University of Florida Alpha Beta— University of Georgia Alpha Theta — Emory College Alpha Zeta — Mercer University Beta Iota— Georgia School of Technology PROVINCE 2. Gamma Iota— University of California Gamma Lambda — University of Colorado Beta Epsilon— Tulane University Gamma Eta— University of Texas PROVINCE 3. Gamma Zeta — University of Illinois Gamma XI— University of Chicago Gamma Gamma— Rose Polytechnic Institute Gamma Omlcron— Purdue University Beta Alpha— Simpson College Gamma Mu— University of Kansas Alpha Mu— Adrian College Beta Kappa— Hillside College Beta Lambda — University of Michigan Beta Omlcron— Albion College Gamma Nu— University of Minnesota Gamma Theta — University of Nebraska Gamma Pi — University of Washiugton Gamma Rho — University of Missouri PROVINCE 4. Beta Upsllon— University of Maine Gamma Alpha — Colby College Gamma Beta- Tufts College Gamma Delta — Brown University Beta Zeta— University of Vermont PROVINCE 5. Alpha Lambda — Columbia University Alpha Omlcron — St. Lawrence University Beta Theta — Cornell University Alpha Iota — Muhlenberg College Alpha Pi- Washington and Jefferson College Alpha Rho — Lehigh University Alpha Upsllon — Pennsylvania College Tau — University of Pennsylvania PROVINCE 6. Alpha Delta— University of North Carolina XI— Trinity College Beta Xi — College of Charlestown Delta— University of Virginia PROVINCE 7. Alpha Nu— Mt. Union College Alpha Psi— Wittenberg College Beta Eta — Ohio Wesleyan Univer sity Beta Mu — Wooster University Beta Omega— Ohio State University Gamma Kappa — Western Reserve University PROVINCE 8. Alpha Tau— Southwestern Presbyterian University Beta Pi— Vanderbllt University Beta Tau — Southwestern Baptist University Omega — University of the South Pi — University of Tennessee ®fumnt (JoBoctartonB Allentown, Pennsylvania Atlanta, Georgia Birmingham, Alabama Boston, Massachusetts San Francisco. Callforilia Chicago, Illinois Cleveland, Ohio Denver, Colorado Cincinnati, Ohio Dallas, Texas Dayton, Ohio Detroit. Michigan Washington, District of Columbia Georgia, Atlanta, Georgia Kansas City, Missouri Louisville, Kentucky Manila, Phllllplnc Islands St. Paul, Minnesota New York City, New York Philadelphia, Pennsylvania Pittsburg, Pennsylvania Texas, Dallas, Texas 177 f ?i (geta {pi Founded at the Western University of Pennsylvania, 1891. Flower: White Chrysanthemum. Colors: Green an d White. Charter Granted to Tau Chapter of the University of Missouri, March 10, 1906. ACTIVE CHAPTERS OF PHI BETA PI. Western University of Pennsylvania. University of Michigan. Rush Medical College. McGill University. College of Physicians and Surgeons of Baltimore. Jefferson Medical College. Northwestern University. University of Illinois. Detroit College of Medicine. St. Louis University. Washington University. University Medical College of Kansas City. University of Minnesota. Indiana Medical College. (Medical Department of Purdue University.) University of Iowa. Vanderbilt University. University of Missouri. 178 (p i QBetd (pi Chapter Roll. F. E. BAGNALL A. W. KAMPSCHMIDT J. M. RIGGS J. C. LYTER CLYDE BROOKS C. B. RODES, JR. RUSKIN LHAMON E. P. HAMILTON L. T. MARSH In Facultate. DR. W. G. CARHART 12 179 i i (§tia iKappa ALPHA OF MISSOURI. Officers. President.— HON. JOSEPH V. C. KARNES, Kansas City Vice-President.— LUTHER MARION DEFOE, - Columbia Secretary and Treasurer.— JAMES THAYER GEROULD, Columbia Members from the class of 1906 The First Five. CARTER ALEXANDER BENJAMIN McALESTER ANDERSON WALLIE ABRAHAM HURWITZ ELSIE WINSHIP WADELL MAUDE WILLIAMS Others are to be elected at Commencement. 180 181 (H §e t tnam ocid Motto: Regina Mundi Scientia. The Athenaen Society unlike most of the similar organizations in the University, does not devote all its attention to debating— philosophy and lit- erature also receive attention. Nevertheless it has, for the past two years, easily been first among the debating soc ieties : in 1904-0, in competition with four other clubs, it won four out of eight places in interstate teams ; in 1905-6, it was awarded the Debating Cup for a similar victory. Presidents (1905- ' 06)— G. R. HORNER, W. A. HURWITZ, MAC ANDERSON and G. R. JOHNSON. Tember of Debating Board— R. S. COLE. Roll of Members, 1905- ' 06. MAC ANDERSON B. G. CLARK+ tt § ERWIN CLAUSEN : HOMER CROY R. S. COLEttt C. P. COMER R. V. DENSLOW F. HINER DALE C. R. EDWARDS ROBERT L. TODD JAMES H. MOSS R. E. TURNER W. P. THOMAS ROBERT B. TODD ISAAC McCOY T. F. McLEAN . A. RICHARDSON LUTHER T. COLLIER JAMES H. PARKER ODON GUITAR J. WILSON, JR. REUBEN F. GREENE WILLIAM F. SWITZLER GARDINER LATHROP JNO. HALL, JR. G. R. HORNER W. A. HURWITZ§ A. H. KISKADDON§ J. A. KURTZtt § JAS. McINDOE J. E. PRICEt § M. H. ROGERS M. A. STAFFORD Honor Roll. JOHN T. CRISP B. M. ANDERSON W. H. JONES O. G. SHUMARD HENRY T. MOORE E. T. BELL R. B. WORNALL FRANK H. BIRCH HARRY BORGSTADT T. E. CRAIG W. G. BEK TAKESHI OKUBO WM. H. HAYS L. E. BATESt N. T. GENTRY Honors Won 1905- ' 06. W. E. TOUSLEY W. F. WOODRUFF C. H. WILLIAMS H. S. WILLIAMSi G. R. JOHNSON§ C. A. GRIFFIN G. C. HOSFORD L. N. SECORD B. F. HEIDEL N. C. BARRY EARL DUNN R. G. BARNETT W. C. LUCAS FLOYD RILEY LUTHER WINCHESTER W. F. BLAND S. M. FRANK M. B. GREENSFELDER E. S. HAINES H. L. PIERCE J. R. ROTHWELL ISIDORE LOEB J. R. CLAIBOURNEtt J A. KURTZ— Leader Texas Debate. B. G. CLARK— Kansas Debate. E. W. CLAUSEN— Alternate Debate. • Original thirteen members, t First-team men, interstate debates, iOOI-lMI. t Alternate . § Members debating squad 1905-06. 182 I nion Bi erar ocid Founded June 11, 1843. Motto: Sub hoc signo vincemus. Yell. U. L., U. L., We Yell ! U. L., We Yell, U. L. ! Officers. President— E. F. JACOBS. Vice President and Treasurer — L. B. SHELBY. Recording Secretary— D. STEWART, JR. Attorney— J. H. NEWMAN. Sergeant-at-Arms— J. S. SUMMERS. Roll of Members. E. F. ROBINSON J. H. IKENBERRY E. F. JACOBS (1-2) J. H. NEWMAN L. B. SHELBY J. S. SUMMERS (1-4) D. STEWART, JR. C. HARRISON D. G. MAGRUDER O. E. ANDERSON O. H. CANNON (3-1) J. G. CLIFT (1) H. J. ELLIOTT R. L. RUSK G. B. SCHWABE O. L. STEEL B. P. HAWKINS D. H. HOFFMAN (1) Member of debating squad 1906. (2) First alternate ' 05. First alternate ' 06. (3) Leader Kansas Team ' 06. (4) Alternate ' 05. Alternate ' 06. 183 2j|pI ia e ouri tak (Ijtnit erei c atin C0u6 Motto: Rem tene, verba sequentur, Officers. Speaker— Q. A. KAUNE. Vice Speaker— C. T. BUTLER. Secretary— A. V. ELSTON. Treasurer— F. C. DONNELL. Sergeant-at-Arms— W. B. BOSTIAN. Attorney-General— W. A. FRANKEN. Member of Debating Board— MERRILL OTIS. Active Members. H. V. BEEMAN, LL. B., ' 06 G. BELL, B. S., ' 0 ' 9. W. B. BOSTIAN, LL. B., ' 08 R. V. DENHAM, LL. B., ' 07 F. C. DONNELL, A. B., LL. B., ' 07 W. A. FRANKEN, LL. B., ' 06 A. V. ELSTON, B. S., ' 09 C. T. BUTLER, LL. B., ' 0 H. E. KILMER, A. B., ' 05 FRED KELSEY, A. B., LL. B., ' 06 VERNON MORTHLAND, LL. B., ' 07 D. E. KILLAM, LL. B., ' 08. W. T. NARDIN, A. B., A. M., LL. B. ' 07 MERRILL OTIS, A. B., ' 06 H. SMITH, A. B., ' 0 N. S. BROWN I RAUTENSTRAUCH C. A. HENDERSON J. A. HORNAGE ALLEN McREYNOLDS IRVIN BARTH DR. C. F. HICKS W. F. MOORE W. W. WALTERS A. R. HENDERSON J. E. GIBSON J. S. McINTIRE J. E. WEATHERLY L. E. DURHAM R. B. CALDWELL JOHN KRAMER R. S. DOUGLASS J. F. CONRAN C. M. JACKSON Honary Members. A. C. BUSH W. C. HOCK R. L. WARD W. S. JOHNSON G. R. WILKERSON W. N. WHITELAW J. E. RIGGS BERT MUNDAY E. P. WEATHERLY J. McCUTCHEON WALTER BURCH J. W. SCOTT C. L. HENSON J. S. CONRAD A. M. HITCH C. A. NEWTON J. A. VAETH W. R. GOODSON CLYDE WILLIAMS N. O. HOPKINS W. A. HIGBEE S. P. HAMILTON MILTON DEARING J. M. GWINN C. B. DAVIS P. POTTER E. A. GREEN JAKE CHASNOFF S. LEFFLER CLIFF LONGSDALE TOM SMITH D. C. CHASTAIN J. E. NUGENT L. V. STIGALL F. WILEY J. E. WILLIAMS B. E. BIGGER • Hirst team men in interstate debates, 1806 to lOOti. 184 N eft X(X c aiin £fu6 Officers. President— W. L. PROFFER Vice President— J. A. GLORIOD Secretary— E. E. TUPES Treasurer— ALBERT HOGAN Attorney— SAM WILCOX Sergeant-at-Arms— L. L. BOWMAN Member of Debating Board— M. C. BURK Yell! New Era! New Era! Ha! Ha! Ha! Cumulans Victorias Caw ! Caw ! Caw ! Active Members. M. C. BURK, A. B., LL.. B. L. L. BOWMAN, B. S. D., LL. B. G. N. DANCE, Pe. B., LL. B. J. V. GOODSON, A. B. ROY B. MERIWEATHER, LL. B. E. N. SEARS, A. B. LL. B. W. E. WELLS, LL. B. C. J. WALKER, A. B. J. R. CLEVENGER, A. B. L. R. FLOREA C. W. FRISTOE, A. B. J. A. GLORIOD ALBERT HOGAN c. w. McAllister S. D. NEWKIRK W. H. ORR W. A. O ' BANNON AV. L. PROFFER, Pe. JAS. C. TOWNS E. E. TUPES SAM WILCOX DOCKERY WILSON B. Record for 1906: Two men on the debating squad, one man on Kansas team. Honorary Members. ED. S. NORTH A. O. SIEGFRIED E. F. NELSON L. H. HEDRICK R. N. McMillan E. E. PEARCY BEN. A. WOOD JESSE F. HOGAN BERRYMAN HENWOOD C. WILLIAMS C. M. STRONG A. J. WILLIAMS J. G. CABLE J. S. HARRISON F. C. CLEARCY W. R. SCUDDER O. B. KNIPMEYER MERCER ARNOLD 185 J nkt tak ©eBatee THIRD ANNUAL MISSOURI-TEXAS DEBATE HELD AT COLUMBIA, APRIL 28, 1906. QUESTION. Resolved, That the Congress of the United States should grant to an ad- ministrative commission the power to decide, upon complaint, whether a given interstate freight rate prescribed by a railroad is unreasonable or un- just and, if found to be so, to prescribe, after full investigation, a reasonable and just rate which should go into effect at once. J. A. KURTZ (Leader), Lookwood, Missouri. Atlienaean Society; Missouri-Illinois Debate, ' 05; member Junior Aca- demic Class and First Year Law Class. MERRILL OTIS, Hopkins. Missouri. M. S. U. Debating Club; Missouri- Kansas Debate, 04: Missouri-Illinois Del ate, ' 0. ' : member Senior Academic Class. Ninth Annual Missouri-Kansas Debate. Resolved, That Congress should grant to a commission the power to fix and enforce railway rates. C. A. CANNON (leader) Elsberry, Mo., Union Literary Society. Member First Year Law Class. B. G. CLARK, Columbia, Mo., Athenaean Society, Missouri-Illinois Debate, ' 05. Member Senior Law Class. M. C. BURK, A. B., ' 0i2, Tipton, Mo., New Era Debating Club, Missouri- Nebraska Debate, ' 01, Missouri-Texas Debate, ' 05. Member Senior Law Class. Note. — The Missouri-Kansas Debate was to be held at Lawrence Alay 5, but owing to a failure to agree on judges the debate has been postponed until a later date. 186 187 1 oung QYlenef C mtian ( BBociaiion OFFICERS 1906-07. President.— DON MAGRUDER, ' OS Vice-President— H. W. ANDERSON, ' 07. Secretary— S. B. NEFF, ' 08. Treasurer— R L. KINGSBURY, ' 08. General Secretary— CHAS. F. KARNOPP, Colorado, ' 05. Board of Trustees. HON. WALTER WILLIAMS, Pres. MR. H. H. BANKS. MR. C. B. BOWLING. HON. E. W. STEPHENS. DEAN H. J. WATERS. DR. R. H. JESSE. DR. JOHN PICKARD. Advisory Board.. DR. J. C. WHITTEN, Pres. DR. A. ROSS HILL. DR. O. M. STEWART. DEAN J. C. JONES. PROF. H. S. REED. HON. T. S. McPHEETERS. JUDGE J. A. STEWART. Chairman of Committees. Membership— H. W. ANDERSON. Bible Study— S. B. NEFF. Religious Meetings— C. F. McCALL. Missionary— W. B. COLE. Finance— ROBERT L. KINGSBURY. New Students— W. W. WRIGHT. Lecture Course— J. S. SUMM ' ERS. Social— SAM SEBREE. 188 © HE purpose of the Y. M. C. A. in the University of Missouri is to hold up before the minds of the students the standard of a manly Christian life. This organization does not estrange itself from all other depart- ments of University life and exist separately and alone, but it is re- lated to all other departments. In its religious meetings the Association makes possible the enjoy- ment of Christian fellowship among students and has for its chief ideal, the drawing of the lives of the students into harmony with the great and pure life of Christ. The training of young men in definite methods of Christian work, that they may be of greater service to the University and the Church and State when College days are over. To enlist as many students as possible, both Christian and non-Chris- tians, in some form of systematic Bible study ; the ultimate object in view is to lead students to form the habit of daily Bible study which will remain with them after they leave the University. The new home for the Young Men ' s Christian Association will be well under construction by the opening of the fall semester. This will be wel- come news, not only to the host of students at the University, and the peo- ple of Columbia, but to all the citizens throughout the State. This splendid four-story structure, 115x90 feet, is to be erected of native stone and when completed will be the most attractve building in Columbia. The interior fin- ish will be of the very best quality throughout. In the basement are swimming pool, shower baths, bowling alleys, bar- ber shop and lunch and dining rooms. The first floor includes a spacious lobby, social room, game rooms, public and private office of General Secre- tary, and an auditorium with a seating capacity of from 450 to 500 people. The second floor rooms will be given up largely to Bible classes, committees, offices for creditable student organizations. The third floor will be devoted entirely to dormitories. The building will be located at the north end of the main entrance of the quadrangle, the most attractive location for such a building. The cost to erect this structure, including equipment, will be $60,000.00 ' . It is hoped by every student at the University that this building will be a reality before you again hear from the Association through this publication. 189 I Officers. 190 ' 5-190.€. President— GLORIA CARR Treasurer— GRACE PARKER Vice-President— ADELINE DUVALL General Secretary— MARY TURNER Secretary— HELEN KRABIEL 1906-1907. President— ELIZABETH ROBINSON Treasurer— LYDIA STICKEROD Vice-President— FRANCES COLE General Secretary— MARY TURNER Secretary— ADELINE DUVALL Chairmen of Committees. 1905-1906. Devotional— GRACE ALLEN Intercollegiate— ELIZABETH BURRELL Missionary— RUTH LIVINGSTON Outside— CAROLINE GRUNER Bible Study— FRANCES COLE Music— OTTA STEPHENS Social— HELEN HEWITT Room— ETHEL NESBITT 1906-1907. Devotional— MARY JESSE Intercollegiate— FRANCES PICKRELL Missionary— RUTH LIVINGSTON Outside— MAMIE CLARE WALKER Bible Study— EVA MARQUIS Music— OTTA STEPHENS Social— FAYE STEWART Room— GRACE PARKER Advisory Committee. MRS. J. C. JONES MISS AIARY ELIZABETH LEWIS MRS. WALTER WILLIAMS MRS. A. R. HILL MRS. ELLA REED BASS MRS. C. H. WINDERS MRS. F. B. MUMFORD MRS. C. W. GREENE MRS. J. G. BABB ® HE outline of events in the Y. W. C. A. year has been similar to that fol- I lowed in other years. The annual party in the fall to all University I I women took the form of a Halloween Frolic, where the costumes and B I . stunts were appropriate to Halloween. During semester examination week in January, in accordance with the custom started last year, the Y. W. C. A. room was turned into a lunch room where oyster stew, chocolate and coffee were served. One of the new features of work taken up this year by the association was a series of readings by Marshall Darrach, the well-known Shakespearian reader. The plays presented were Hamlet, The Tempest, and A Comedy of Errors. The Y. W. C. A. also offered to University women a free course of lectures upon the Bible. The series was as follows: The Bible as Literature by Prof. E. A. Allen, The Historical Significance of the Bible by Mr. Eckhardt, The Pedagogical Value of the Bible by Dr. Sharp, The Ethical Spirit of the Bible by Dr. Elkin, and The Modern Study of the Bible by Dr. Lhamon. Another movement of general interest to the student body owes its origin to the Y. W. C. A. The idea of having some organization whereby students by payment of a small fee should be prope rly cared for in case of illness first took form in the Outside Committee, a committee organized for such prac- tical work as this. Its chairman was Caroline Gruner and its advisor Mrs. C. W. Greene. This committee soon felt that such an undertaking was too great for the Y. W. C. A. to assume charge of and the matter was referred to the University officials who cooperated with members of the student body and succeeded in organizing the Students ' Protective Association. 190 1 ntt er0i( ( oarbttt £fu6 Room. 1. G. W. STEGEN S. A. LAWRENCE 2. H. G. WIBERG C. A. SCHWARZE 3. T. A. MYERS C. F. De GARIS 4. E. L. LUSK T. ELDER 5. J. J. GUNTHER 8. J. L. HODGE H. K. STEWART 9. C. P. COMER M. A. STAFFORD 10. W. A. O ' BANNON E. BONNOT 11. L. E. A. KELSO W. C. DAVIDSON 12. F. H. DALE E. FRIEZE i lii-ii iiiilH K ' ■ ' ' ' LATHEOP HALL. Room. 16. A. R. REMLEY P. BAIN, JR. 17. C. O. PEARCY G. R. HORNER 18. W. A. FRANKEN M. H. ROGERS - 19. V. FRIEZE C. C. McCULLUM 20. R. C. WELLS R. L. PHELPS 21. E. P. HAMILTON F. E. BAGNALL . 22. T. T. SIMMONS A. H. KISKADDON 23. A. W. SPAHT R. A. KIZER 191 QSenton ciff ©irectorg Room. 3. G. E. JEFFERS W. R. BENSON 4. C. W. SEIBEL C. ESTES 5. P. C. SCHAFER S. A. KRUSE 6. W. F. COIL A. J. McKENZIE 7. J. B. KENNEDY J. W. CLELAND 8. H. E. WILCOX C. A. CASE 9. C. D. MANN D. W. WORK 10. W. F. SMITH IL JNO. WILSON C. D. PICKRELL 12. J. F. MACBETH S. B. NEFF 13. A. G. AXLINE M. A. AXLINE 14. I. S. HARTMAN G. T. SOUTHGATE 15. A. L. GOLDBERG C. E. DAWSON IG. W. G. JOHNSON J. HELSENBACK 18. C. L. SHURTS BENTON HALL. Room. C. E. POTTER 19. A. LABSAP R. W. CHINN 20. L. A. BELL C. THEODOROW 21. J. A. WATKINS M. L. CLINT 32. A. F. PORZELIUS E. F. KETER 23. E. E. KITE C. B. DRAKE 24. H. S. MARSH L. T. MARSH 25. E. HORN G. F. RIXEY 26. J. H. IKENBERRY C. B. RHODES 27. W. H. BAXTER J. H. VAN WAGENER 39. G. R. JOHNSON R. L JOHNSON 30. J. S. SUMMERS L. KNUDSON 31. D. R. DURANT P. A. HERZOG 33. H. A. KRUMM N. PETTI NGILL 34. L. H. WINKLER W. E. BAILY I92 Room. 35. F. E. BOUCHER C. F. CURTIS 36. H. C. HESCH J. CARR 37. M. M. MILLIGAN L. S. JAMES 38. W. E. DANDY R. S. BATTERSBY 39. R. A. McCOY J. E. PICKETT 40. H. G. PECK H. S. GLADFELTER 41. J. S. McDANIEL F. L. KELSO 42. V. A. HART E. R. ROMBERG 43. H. F. SEDWICK L. N. CRICHTON 44. B. McCARROLL C. W. SIMISON 45. H. J. WOBUS H. H. BULLARD 46. M. M. McCOOL R. FLOREA 47. R. E. DUFFY C. S. LYNCH C. H. TAYLOR 48. W. F. BURROUGHS QSodrbing ( emBere W. L. ABNEY W. E. ALDERMAN E. R. ALEXANDER W. H. BAINUM A. H. BAUGHER A. M. BAIRD J. C. BEAM C. B. BEACON H. E. BILGER L. L. BERNARD J. E. BIGHAM G. H. BLANKS R. G. BOND A. N. BOB BIT L. L. BOWMAN J. E. BOYER C. A. BRIGGS F. E. BRIGGS L. E. BRIGGS S. E. BROWN E. C. BROWN A. R. BROWN R. BRYAN B. BUNCE R. C. BURKS C. C. BLUE C. R. BENDER R. J. BUSEY J. BIANCHI L. BOYD. B. F.BAINE J. H. BARNS M. M. BOGGESS M. BAER E. C. BRANDENBURG C. F. CARR W. CHESTER. E. E. CHILDS C. S. CHILDS F. M. CHILTON. GEO. CLIFFORD A. B. CLEAVELAND J. G. CLIFT M. CLINT E. L. COLLETT E. A. COCKEFAIR W. R. COCKEFAIR W. H. COOK M. B. COLLINS H. CRAWFORD S. CUNNINGHAM J. W. CURRY V. J. CHAPMAN O. D. CHISMAN B. E. COW ERD G. R. CHAMBERLIN TODA CHO L. M. DALEY G. N. DANCE O. B. DENNEY R. DENSLOW F. DINWIDDIE B. E. DUFFY R. DUNLAP W. L. DRIVER C. P. DYER J. E. DUNN B. D. DAVIS R. E. DAVIS M. S. DOOLEY J. G. ELLIOTT C. B. ELLIOTT S. N. ERWIN C. R. EDWARDS C. R. FARLEY JNO. EVVARD J. D. ELLIS W. P. ELLIS ED. ELLIFF M. E. FAWKS R. FERGUSON H. C. FEWERS W. P. FINLEY E. E. FUNK T. I. FREEDMAN F. C. FREEMAN 0. J FRIES L. R. FIELDS A. J. FORSYTHE A. M. FUSON J. L. GANZ J. M. GARDNER . 1. S. GARDNER F. P. GAUNT W. S. GEARHEART M. L. GERBER W. J. GIBSON H. S. GOVE W. I. GREGORY R. W. GETTHER L G. GROSSENBACKER C. A. GRIFFIN D. V. GRAVES J. A. GLORIOD N. L. GARRISON T. H. GILMORE JNO. HALL W J. HAGLAND L. M. HAMLET G. G. HARRIS G. F. HARRIS L. J. HARRIS A. R. HARDY D. S. HAWTHORN A. HAYS C. H. HECKER J. D. HILL R. B. HILL G. C. HOSFORD F. L. HOLT J. W. HOWLAND H. G. HUNTER H. A. HENLEY H. S. HANNA O. L. HERLINGER U. HUGHES E. H. HAIRE C. D. HAZEN J. W. HOWELL L. E. IMBERT G. L. JAMES F. P. JOHNSON C. C. JETT J. D. JONES W. N. JONES F. L. JACKSON J. H. JENKINS G. N. KELLY C. A. KOERNER F. H. KROG 193 QSoarbing ( m6er6— Continued R. T. KENDRICK J. A. KURTZ W. KRAUSNICK T. O. KENNEDY J. B. LATSHAW S. R. LAYTON O. LINDQU IST F. C. H. LIVINGSTON H. T. LIVINGSTON E. D. LEE R. W. LE BARON W. E. LONG F. P. LANG J. K. LEWIS J. C. LYTER T. H. LEET D. MAGRUDER H. MARSHALL R. MERIWETHER W. T. MAYERS J. B. MILLER E. L. MILLER H. G. MARTIN F. A. MARTIN H. C. MILLS A. MITCHELL A. MOORE M. MOSS H. B. MILES W. C. MATHEWS C. C. McADAM R. S. McCABE E. A. McKAY C. F. McCALL E. c. McDonald K. A. McVEY A. McANNULTY JAS. McINDOE M. M. McDOLE F. NASH O. M. NICHOLS J. H. NEWMAN N. O ' DANIELS M. E. OTIS E. G. PARSONS _ V. E. PHELPS J. R. PINION B. H. PIEPMEYER R. E. PLATT W. E. POOL W. L. POTTER J. W. PIER D. C. PAYNE J. B. PHELAN JNO. PIKE W. G. PROSSER C. D. PYPES M. RANDALL B. L. REDMOND G. REECE E. V. RICE G. F. RIXEY R. E. RIDiDLE F. P. RIESBOLD E. W. ROBINSON C. E. ROBINSON H. ROTH H. K. RUTHERFORD W. E. SAWYER W. SCHMAUDER P. H. SCHMIDT S. S. SENAKER L. B. SHELBY C. S. SHEPARD H. E. SHEPARD E. B. SHiVELY B. D. SIMON S. SISSON P. O. SMITH •W. A. SMITH G. L. SPERRY J. A. STADER WM. STAVA C. V. STEWART W. W. STEWART JOE SUMMERS E. N. SEARS W. STEMONS J. R. SHIKLES V. W. SURBER R. L. STUMP W. E. SWANSON H. SILVERS R. L. TATUM T. T. TERRELL F. L. TREWETT W. E. TOWS LEY E. R. TAYLOR E. E. TUPES A. L. UTES L. L. UTTERBACK L. A. WARDEN H. T. WELLS E. L. WHITE D. E. WHITE J. D. W HEELER L. L. WINANS Q. D. WINTER E. WTLKS A. WILLIAMS G. WILLIAMS G. N. WILLIAMS R. W. WILSON JNO. WILSON R. R. WOOD J. M. WALLER A. R. WATERS H. B. WILD J. G. WYMAN G. L. WALLACE W. M. YOUNG 194 rjT ejgi or £ u6 Organized December 4, 1903. OFFICERS SINCE ORGANIZATION 1903-4 President— EUGENE FAIR Vice President— LESLIE E. BATES Secretary-Treasurer— J. EMMET PRICE 1904-5 President— REDMOND S. COLE Vice President— FRANK L. WILEY Secretary-Treasurer— J. EMMET PRICE 1905-6 President— ELMER A. McKAY Vice President— J. G. WARD Secretary-Treasurer— J. EMMET PRICE ROLL OF MEMBERS— 1905-6 E. A. McKAY J. G. WARD J. EMMET PRICE DR. N. M. TRENHOLME DR. JONAS VILES C. C. ECKHARDT R. S. COLE T. T. RAILEY E. V. VAUGHN H. S. WILLIAMS STANLEY SISSON C. F. KARNOPP HERBERT PRYOR R. E. HOLLOWAY H. G. PECK B. E. BIGGER E. B. SHIVELY URIEL W. HUGHES J. S. SUMMERS L. E. IMBERT C. H. WILLIAMS R. A. JARROTT M. E. OTIS R. L. KINGSBURY A. M. EBRIGHT 13 195 Ulifitorj ' Scpaxtmmt Officers of the Battalion of Cadets. CAPTAIN JOSEPH FRAZTER, 14th U. S. Infantry, Commandant of Cadets. Major, E. F. ROBINSON. Staff. Major, E. A. BONNOT; First Lieutenant and Adjutant, W. C. LOGAN; Second Lieutenant and Quartermaster, F. E. BRIGGS. Company Officers. Company A. Capt., W. B. COLE. First Lieut., F. P. GAUNT. Second Lieut., R. A. McCOY. Company C. Capt., J. A. STADER. First Lieut., M. E. BROWN. Second Lieut., A. R. HARDY. Company B. Capt., J. E. PRICE. First Lieut., A. J. McKENZIE. Second Lieut., L. H. WINKLER. Company D. Capt., R. S. COLE. First Lieut., F. J. BULLIVANT. Second Lieut., L. B. SHELBY. 196 197 (E e Ca ' d (§an J N many respects the Cadet Band of 1905-06 has been the most success- ful in the history of the University. While there has been an unusual demand for the services of the Band during the past year, it has never failed to respond to any call which subserved to further the interests of the student body and the University. To the Cadet Band of 1905-06 also belongs the honor of instituting the first of a series of annual tours of the State in the interest of the University. This move had long been contemplated in University circles but not until this year did the authorities of the University recognize the efficiency of the Band as sufficient to justify such a tour. The Band was accompanied on its tour by Miss Clyde E. Flanders as reader, and Mr. C. A. Koerner, appearing in light gymnastics. The Band very appropriately closed its most successful year by a series of Saturday evening open-air concerts, the popularity of which is best attested by the immense crowds which took advantage of them. Note. — In connection with this tour special mention should be made, here of the services of Stanberry Mosley, War Correspondent of the Oven, and his ethical attitude which he so grandiloquently asserted as being agin it. The records of Sissy Grether and his violets, and Frank and his o ' possum are cherished e ' en as is the memory of a fascinating masterpiece entitled Ca- det Honor. The hep of the extra duty still stick in the archives of memory e ' en as the reverberatory tremor of a concert that is sacred. For any un- important details, see lutt A ' illiams, Cameron Long and him of Stan- berry. 86,0005 A. L. SHEPPARD. M. E. LONG. H. C. SMITH. H. C. FEUERS. H. F. SEDWICK. W. J. WALDMAN. W. C. DAVIDSON. A. M. BAIRD.- Ft. Scott 6-J ROSTER. B. H. Ozment — Director. Cornet. C. F. CURTIS. E. ROEHRY. Clarionet. R. W. GRETHER. G. T. MORRISON. Piccolo. H. M. SCHNAPP. Alto. J. E. REDMAN. Trombone. A. W. MOSLEY. A H. DOUGLASS. Baritone. M. E. DERFLER. Bass E. G. PARSONS. Drums. C. B. RUCKER. Drum-Major. H. B. LARUE. 198 17 L. A. WETZEL. HOWARD WELCH. W. G. WILLIAMS. A. B. CLEAVELAND. W. C. DALBY. L. A. WEAVER. 199 plkngineertnj ocietf ® HERE is no organization in the Engineering Department that has done more to give to the Engineers that unity of spirit which so peculiarly characterizes them as the Engineering Society. This society is an organization of the upper classmen for the purpose of bringing to- gether, once in two weeks, the members of the various branches of the department to listen to discussions of modern engineering problems, or closely allied subjects, presented by members of the society or faculty. This is followed by a social hour when all matters of interest to the Engi- neers as a whole can be ably discussed. This the eighth year of the society has proved even more successful than any of the preceding owing to interesting and instructive talks given by sev- eral members of the faculty and to the increased interest in the matter shown by the members. At the last few meetings the Society, impersonating the city council of Columbia has satisfactorily settled several engineering prob- lems that have long troubled the city. Officers. President— R. E. BURGER. Vice-President— B. H. PIEPMEIER. Recording Secretary— A. R. HARDY. Corresponding Secretary — D. J. WHEELER. Treasurer— W. R. BENSON. Sergeant-at-Arms— L. G. COLEMAN. Roll. R. S. BALDWIN. H. E. BILGER. C. A. BRIGGS. T. E. BRIGGS. M. E. BROWN. J. H. BROOKING. L. M. CRICHTON. E. L. DRIGGS. D. R. DURANT. F. J. BULLIVANT. G. H. FESSENDEN. W. C. GEARHART. V. A. HAIN. B. F. HEIDEL. H. M. HOFFMAN. T. O. KENNEDY. F. H. KROG. H. A. KRUMM. H. LA RUE. H. B. LA RUE. F. W. LIEPSNER. W. A. O ' BANNON. N. PETTINGILL. J. E. RICHARDSON. E. R. ROMBERG. O. H. SCHMIDT. H. K. SMITH. C. L. SHURTZ. R. L. TATUM. A. H. TERRILL. L. H. WINKLER. D. S. BRUNDIGE. 200 A ricufturaf £0u6 OFFICERS. First Smester. Second Semester. President— C. G. STARR. Vice-President— B. W. TILLMAN. Secretary— J. S. McDANIEL. Treasurer — C. A. COLE. President— J. S. McDANIEL. Vice-President— B. W. TILLMAN. Secretary— C. B. HUTCHISON. Treasurer— BOONE KING. ROLL. Seniors. A. M. ALLEN. C. G. STARR. C. A. COLE. H. WELCH. J. S. McDANIEL. MISS MARY COCHEL. H. S. WAYMAN. F. L. KELSO. L. F. CHILDERS. D. B. THIEMAN. MISS FANNY HARTMAN. Juniors. E. A. COCKEFAIR. J. W. READ. W. B. LANHAiM. V. STEWART. T. E. WOODWARD. B. KING. J. B. HILL. B. W. TILLMAN. Sophomores. W. J. CAROTHERS. H. H. KRUSEKOPF. M. McCOOL. R. T. HOWARD. R. A. McCOY. HENRY RUSK. LEWIS KNUDSON. EARL RUSK. E. P. SHERMAN. R. H. MASON. O. E. REED. CHAS. TAYLOR. I. PRYOR. r . COCKEFAIR. M. E. SHERWTN. T. C. COCHRAN. D. H. DOANE. R. T. TEVIS. C. B. HUTCHISON. R. T. JARVIS. JOHN SNOW. L. LILLARD. Freshmen. G. W. CRANMER. M. FIELDS. W. P. FINLEY. H. J. GORDON. W. J. HAGLAND. H. A. HENLEY. A. A. JAMES. R. E. KNIGHT. M. P. LONG. E. M. LOWERY. C. C. McCANSE. E. C. O ' NEIL. W. E. POOL. C. E. POTTER. R. S. RUST. B. RUST. C. K. SNELLINGS. H. H. SHEPARD W. E. SAWYER. M. N . THIEMAN. Graduates. T. WRIGHT. W. CHANDLER. C. M. LONG. R. E. HYSLOP. 201 s er ®eu(0C§e ItfuB The German Club has reached a memership of 72, the greatest since its organization in 1903, and its work has kept pace, with its numbers, in quan- tity and diversity. Quite a number of short, interesting Comedies were pre- sented during the year with good effect. Occasionally an evening was given to the life and works of one literary man. The musical talent of the Club has never given us as much genuine good music as during this year. The singing of German national and folk songs by the members on the evenings has also added to our enjoyment and interest. Besides numerous excellent addres ses, essays and declamations debating was introduced and found a good means for the practice of German. But the climax of the years enjoyment was an address by the famous German literary genius, Dr. Fulda. He read some of his prose and poetry to a large enthtisiastic audience. An enjoyable evening was also spent at Stephens College where the stu- dents and friends of German in the college ably presented a one act Comedy. President— PROF. B. F. HOFFMAN. First Vice President— PROF. M. D. BAUMGARTNER. Second Vice-President— PROF. FRITZ KRULL. Treasurer— Mr. LEANDER GRAF. Secretary— MISS LACY PITTMAN PRICE. Baumgartner, Prof. M. D. Bischof, Miss C. C. Compte, Miss Jewette Le Crowell, Miss Winifred Duffield, Prof. Jean Paul Dyas, Miss Virginia Daniels, Mrs. Louise Evans, Bessie Eastman, Mr. Cecil K. Eastman, Mr. Fred W. Eitzen, Hertha Eitzen, Meta Favor, Mr. E. F. Freedman, Mr. Theo. I. Fleming, Mr. Edwin Grossenbacher, Mr. J. G. Graf, Mr. Leander Green, Dr. Arthur Grether, Mr. Ralph Wm. Harlan, Miss Bertha M. Howard, Miss Ida Hamilton, Miss Agnes Harrison, Miss Jane A. Heckler, Mr. C. H. MEMBERS. Hofifman, Prof. B. F. Hofifman, Mrs. B. F. Jacobson, Miss Valborg Jonason, Miss Lillian Johnston, Dr. Eva Jones, Dr. J. C. Jones, Mrs. J. C. Jacoby, Miss Kleeman, Miss Eleanor Krahbiel, Miss Helen M. Krull, Prof. Fritz Kahn, Miss Gussye Koch, Miss Matilda Koch, Dr. Waldemar Keith, Miss Grace Keith, Miss Ruth Lewis, Miss Mary Elizabeth Lapham, Miss Agnes Langenberg, ]Miss Emma iMcCollum, Mr. C. C. Long, Mrs. C. O. Lesmur, Miss Corina Moreell, Miss Anna Meyer, Dr. Max 202 Michelson, Prof. Michelson, Mrs. Pearse, Miss Faith Price, Miss Lacy Pittman Schleicher, Miss Rosabelle Stickerod, Miss Lydia A. Schonfeld, Miss Mabelle Schwabe, Mr. H. O. Schweitzer, Dr. Paul Simmons, Miss E. Gertrude Sinclair, Miss Elizabeth Stewart, Dr. Caroline Stegen, Mr. Gustav W. Thompson, Miss Clara Tidd, Mr. Harry White, Miss Hazel Williams, Miss Maud Wilson, Mr. Ralph W. Winn, Miss Beatrix Wolff, Miss Lucy Welch, Miss K. V. Wirth, Miss Elsa Westfall, Dr. Westfall. Mrs. U| 5e immdiz £Fu6 (U I HE Senior Electrical Club of Missouri University was organized the I I latter part of the first semester, 1905. Its purpose is the study and J discussion of various topics of importance and interest to engineers about to go out into active practice, the cultivation of good fellowship among its members and for the best interests of the electrical depart- partment of Missouri University. I Iembership limited to seven. Two members elected from the Junior class at the end of the year, will elect five others whom they deem eligible. MEMBERS. VEIT AULL HAIN WILLIAM HARRIS FLOYD III HOMER KEPHART SMITH LINDLEY GIL: 10RE COLEMAN ROBERT LEE BALDWIN HARRY EDWARD BAGBY JOHN EATON RICHARDSON Steinmetz Jackson Bedell Crehare Scott De Laval Thompson 203 m ' The Senior Society of the University of Missouri. Purpose; To further the best interests of the University. Membership limited to ten men. Organized in the spring of 1897. qEBH Y WILLIAM K. SEITZ J. HERMAN CRAIG ROBERT W. JONES Membership 1905-06. MERRILL E. OTIS J. V. GOODSON EARL QUERBACH JAMES A. PARKS 204 J. H. IKENBERRY LUCIUS F. CHILDERS VV. A. FRANKEN Q} ?e bUxMb A Society founded during the winter of 1903 to stimulate an interest in things lierary at the University of Missouri. It is composed of seven young men who published The Asterisk. MEMBERS. Top row: WILLIAM G. MATTHEWS; GARY A. GRIFFIN; FRED H. KROG. Bottom row: WILL O. ELLIS; HOMER GROY; ROBERT W. JONES; ROBERT N. DENHAM, Jr. 205 CDe Independent OF THE UNIVERSITY OF MISSOURI Columbia. Mo.. Saturday. October 28, 1905 MISSOURI O In one of the most exciting games of foot- ball that has been played on Rollins Field in years, Missouri defeated the Haskell In- dians Saturday by a score of 6 to 0. The day was Ideal for football; It was cold enough for the men to put forth their very best efforts. The crowd was the largest that ever attended a game in Columbia. The excursion over the Wabash from Kansas CItv and intervening points brought a large delegation of High School students and old Missouri men to witness the game. By two o ' clock the bleachers were ha ' f full and when the game started Ihev re full to overflowing. The crowd was enthusiastic and although there were not many who thought. Missouri had a chance to win every one was determined that the men should have the best support that coutd possibly be given. The Indians came on the field first. The clock-like precision with which they ran thrj. ' gh their plavs caused a doubt to ariss that Missouri bad a ghost of a chance and when Pete Houser got to sticking drop- kicks between the goal posts from the fifty- yard line, constemat on took the place of doubt. But that was one of their bluffs that they always run. When thev got down to business that bluff did no good: for only once, did thev get close enough to try a kick of this sort. The score dees not half tell the story ot the- game. Missouri simply played them off their feet from the ktck-off to the end of the game. Never once did Haskell come any ways near scoring. Only, once d ' d they get the ball within ' ' sourl ' 8 thirty-yard line and then thev i drop kick th t went wide, • T - s touch ow was made on . — ' i • ' ' man wbo w HASnELL O made a good substantial return while Go- key could brine the ball back only a few yards. But Houser hal two kicks blocked while Brockmyer always got his away. Moreover they were harder to handle than the punts of Houser, Frazier was the star of the game. He was always good for a gain, T me and time again he tore through the Indian line His defense was something great. His end had little to do and several times he threw the runner back for a loss. But his teamnate. Brockmyer, was not far behind him. Brock- niyer ' s work on defense showed him to be one of the greatest half-backs on defense that ever played In a Tleer uniform. H s offense was not so good but a number of times he advanred the ball for a good gain. Maupln at fii ' I-itark showed up in great style His line burking was ma n ficent and the way ho supported the line wns a sight good for sore eyes. Missouri certainly has a trio of barks that will be hard to beat anywhere in the West. Reppe did fine work In running bark punts, OnK once did he fail to return and generally he brought the ball bafk from ten ' .to ' twenty yards. Ho handled the team in good ord3r and useC good head work. But the team was not weakened any when Rutherford had to take Reppe ' s place. Rutherford does not ,run back punts as well as Reppe. but he runs the team faster and had it not been for a fumble when the ball was on Haskell ' s ten- yard line Missouri would have had another half-dozen points to her credit. Hoff was the hero of the day. He played steady, consistent football all during the game. When the time came to do some- thing he was there. When Missouri tried for a field goal and missed. Gokey fumbled, Hoff was right there and dropped on it. This was the only score and to Hoff goes the credit of making It. But the team as a whole played consistent football. Every man pHved hard all the time and contested everv inch. There is only oie place where the Indians stood supreme and that was !p the scientific use of the fist and the feet. Thev plaved a dirty game from start to finish. They never neglected an opportunHy to attempt to- put a man out of the game. They slugged, choked and kicked -a man everv chance. Missouri is victor now so another game should not be played with theni. Men should not be put into a game to be beaten up in Continued on Page Four. STUDENT LIFE IN GERMAN UNIVERSITIES The Independent Is just ' n receipt of a •ter from W. L. • ' Vofessor ot •iture. whf in Leipzig of Mls- tho In.lo of them, except the foreigners, ever stud ' ed any. Further acquaintance proved ' ' many of the German students « ■ pretty ha«l, oV fully b 206 Missotm MiKirii.ri KM. ini.i.KOfiFAVyKic MJSSOURT AOBlCCI.TlUJkl. C-OUl.DXJK Fuviiivn R PUttLtSHKO «0)(THLV av TMR STtDESTS. r. iTiirtJio, KriUM ' h. A, OJCKItrAKt - A « ci«M E-lth EARL Ht ' SK k- A. wuov J.S. MtOANIKI. V - iriuil your co-oiwratloii Help Improve to fat-lp Imprttvt ' the KKt-ua- Th Papttr. or. ' We irtwh thitl ejnh giil)it -rlh r «(mld fed thai hf bait a persKmat intfYmi Itt Ibo pap r an l would fwJ frw to write (o ti al aay time (MB anr wibje -t p taminit U «Krtoul(nr« The mUtom ar ? all pravllcal r rmi-i on-l kaow whai it in lo iw P at ft r ov-lotk (n Kf ' BKHT HOWARD HK.S-KV KKI SKKOPF W, H.CHANIiLKR W, K-CfHIKEKAm - O E REEI) IV h-. Til I MAS MHar AcrMMMky UilM Abimi HttuhaAdtt - EitiiM [ !rTinr EdMor VdwiMTT Sci«K BdH « ilnnicuiiuir JU RMaC HMUrrr Cin bUM« Uutarer R«IM. ' Fiftr MM  TO ' ■ «    «« c«u«. Lit « i iJi em.ni (m Uf«« p«re m i « • ■ ' • :,.S ■.fcT«llr« «w««i ' ilwMiM- -.cr nMi.C  bi .M ' ' - N..«iii,l .r. 190s- nlll A COUH E OP STUDY W wlob 10 rail tJio attenllrm of our reail Mw to ihe coun«- f f aluily bt-pio 00 anoth.r p«f (rf till.- i-. vi-. also !( Mif uni ' h- l.v Or. HUL T ' ■ ' , tiirc, 1 ' . aUd m-i Mw flli.i ' . -. . :- (ttanily iHti.if (h«- mral i-t-liuwl Iv liOr. No liard and fwsc iwHtn ' can ix; laid iJown that will applv lu t Tprv IniiUnc©. What i nwxl cd la a iboronith knowWe of aitri -iillur - and nior ? traintnn In ol.scrvailiw. The tirat ariicJe w aro pubUHhlnK Is hsMly rn«« - ladvt? of what is to fdlow. Tlx ' fouma an a wliiiU- la lut,«nk W PjJi ' • ' ' ' flrai a a guJ a B UJ ' i mf ni a lion aa Bii _ stuiJcnt H I I B cjiicvtlont- nnmb T from Lltt of Prvmiuma f«r the SUM Com Show. Tht- f ' ferod J noliini Ihv .r!)ini; rtoij «, papv ' ' ' If want IK t ' licit I tu re In U 111.- SI ' VOli ..( A ! Arrioifijuntn ba f iMitti iT.ipl ' i ' ! for holding .a rouvcn ' Uin at tho jjl ' ijlU-itf In Co j ' tte will I pfird or 1 hf Ibe . the r ««rl- hM alr«.« l.v Hijiiual ■lU («■ held In ' or iri« od It In i| be of Rood ,plv) d. In woll Infifruitlon. Nq (]3 to tari;i lan afford tj to lako ibis rourse. of er «( vah Th i rintr:ini th nioH! ii. , and corn kt ' • d nionKiniil UP to all iff pet a re. Th.- r. ' .-f. ■ mmb Urr,.- ouliddo ' |j uis TK ' ™ti ail ' ' rat l ftxhlbli. Kr. should no! fa art ' no i ' st ffps H(ia bt ' each fihihii thai It 7 buli of the A paid, by ih( ?ocl per . has hi ' . i«l bv Hj ll! Cash rr- Qf Sal In- Hy iV..- sMiri: per M anniia! ft SSVOf Xe CM ' tt } ' mer i-n ■ - ' ' - met. Arrantpnuf ia have a)niadr be«n miule (or th« excnnrion to Chtcaeo, ' be obieei of which Ik lo Kivf ' rho Btudems an opport ' inlty 10 niton ' l ih - fnicrnational Livo Sioek Sbt w. Tht la she flrSf tinio that ih mudem hiivu Bttoroptfd tu viult thiti Ere«t  ho«r In a bo ly; but It is to be hoped that IhJH yeans oxperi oBCC-wlll prove outllrU ' tly fruitful as  o cre- ate a d« rp for this u ov«meu 10 Ije i peate !. O o of Uie vatiiabl ; cowa of Ihe dairy nl died la t wwikof a ! eculiar disorder. A pleio of I ' aUiuit wire, about three tochos In leoKth had been tak n in with the fw l. en ier«d Ihe aeeirnloni.ihenOe to the heaii, ieavlug behind a flsiula. or u X f to mark iiit I aih The membrane surrounding ilie hiwrt was KTeHtly ibirkened and Ihe 8pa,x bw t,weon tlif TOenibran ' - ' and the heart wa-i filled with tbin. waieij puss. 207 iltaaflurt MAY. 1906 VOL. a NO, 3 PRICE. T£N CENTS 208 aint Bouie C0u6 Object: To further the interests of the University of Missouri in the City of St. Louis. Founded in December, 1903. Membership limited to St. Louis students. Officers. President.— EARL QUERBACH Vice-President and Secretary.— JOHN H. SNOW Secretary.— ANNA MORRELL Committee on High School Day Arrangements. — ROBERT N. DENHAM; H. S. GLADFELTER iAER, MONTE SAIN, PATTERSON, Jr. ;AIN, SUSAN SELL, LOUIS A. SERNET, A. C. iENDER, CHAS. R. SLACKMAN, G. H. SREMNER, G. 5RIELL, T. E. SROCKMEYER, O. B. SROWN, MARLAND EMERY iUDKE, CONRAD SUDKE, LOUIS SULLARD; HAYS SUTLER, A. R. :AMPBELL, ETHEL C. :ASE, INEZ :HILDS, CLINTON :laiborne, J. R., jr. :OLEMAN, L. G. )EIBEL, CHAS. )ENHAM, R. N. TNHORN, MONROE :LDER, TRUMAN ' ESSENDEN, CHAS. H. RASER, JOS. A. iAUNT, F. P. ;ILDEHAUS, RICH, Jr. rLADFELTER, H. S. ;OLDMAN, JAY M. lALL, JOHN, Jr. lARDY, A. R. lECKER, CHAS. H. lEIMBUECHER, O. G. HENKE, A. R. HOFFMAN, H. AI. HUFF, CHAS. H. JANUARY, I. H. JOHNSON, HERRICK KEENE, MARY LUCILE KENDRICKS. RGBT. THOS. KENTNOR, F. H. KISKADDON. ANDREW H. KLEINSCHMIDT, FRED KOCH. MATHILDE KOERNER, C. A. KOKEN, MINNIE KOKEN, NELLIE KRAUSNICK, WALTER KRUSE, SAM A. LAMB, DAVID LANGENBERG, EMMA LITTMANN, BERNARD MAGUIRE, EMILY MARTIN, HENRY G. AIICHAND, MATHILDE MILLER, FULTON ALLEN MOREELL, ANNA MOREELL, SAM, Jr. MORROW, EUGENE ERWIN McCLURE, MYRTLE McDEARMON, MARY I. PALMER, LEROY S. PALMER, ROBT. C. PARKER, DWIGHT B PETERSEN, NELLIE S. PHILLIPS, PAUL P. PICKRELL, FRANCIS G. PICKRELL, CLAUDE D. PROSSER, Wm. G. QUERBACH, EARL REPPY, GEO. F. RHODES, HERBERT C. RICHEY, FRED D. ROBI, WALTER E. RODES, THULA RODES, CHAS. B. RYAN, ANDREW H. SALISBURY, EUGENE F. SCHILLING, OSCAR SCHISLER, A. W. SCHLEICHER, ROSABELLE SCHOLZ, GRACE L. SCHONFIELD, MABELLE SEYMOUR, EDITH AMELIA SIMON, BERNARD D. SNOW, J. H. SPENCER, KENNETH STANNARD, S. C. STEINER, ALEX. STEINER, EDGAR STUCKEY, GEO. TROWBRIDGE, HAROLD JAMES WELLS, ROBT. G. WEINBACH, MENDEL P WEISS, ALBERT P. WHIPPLE, LEO R. WHITMORE, DAN R WHITMORE, GEO. R. WILCOX, FRANK L. ZACHRITZ, Wm. O. 209 K amae Cit £fu6 Purpose: To win Kansas City for the University of Missouri. Organized in October, 1903. Officers. President— JOHN E. RICHARDSON Vice President— CHARLOTTE A. TALPY Secretary-Treasurer— C. V. STEWART Reporter— CLIFFORD B. SMITH ANDERSON, A. I. BEAM, JACOB C. BECKETT, HARRY B. BEHR, JOSEPH B. BELL, KATIE BOTT, wm. a. BOWMAN, HENRIETTA M. BRIDGES, HELEN F. CLAY, ELIZABETH COCHE, AUDREY COOKE, ALBERTA CROHN, SELMA M. CULBERTSON, B. K. DENNY, FRANCES L. DEW, SAMUEL, A. EGELHOFF, CLARENCE R. ELLIS, WM. O. ELLIS, JAMES D. ELLIS, RALPH E. ELSTON, ALLEN V. EYSSELL, MATILDA H. EYSSELL, HENRY O. EYSSELL, WALTER FAIRMAN, JAMES R. FRANCIS, TIM A. FRAWLEY, ELWOOD R. GREENMAN, ELIAS GRIFFIN, GARY A. HARLON, BERTHA M. HEWITT, HELEN HEWITT, DOTTIE HOGLAND, WALTER J. HOLMES, WM. G. HOLMES, WALTON HORNBUCKLE, WM. R. HOULTON, HORATIO C. HOUSTON, ROSCOE F. JACOBS, FLOYD E. JEFFERS, GEORGE E. JOFFEE, ADELE JONASON, LILLIAN JONES, ARTHUR A. KIZER, RAYMOND A. KLEEMAN, ELEANOR KNIGHT, RALPH A. KRABUL, HELEN M. KYGER, FRED B. KARNES, LILLIAN LANGSDALE, BYRON W. LASH, ANNA K. LEE, RAYMOND E. LEWIS, BURTLESS D. LEWIS, JACOB K. LIEPSNER, ADRIANA M. LUCITT, GARDINER I. MANN, CHESTER D. MARQUIS, EVA M. MARSHALL, DELLA E. NORRIS, ANNA W. NORTON, LOUISE R. PEARSE, FAITH PEARSE, ROY W. PYPES, COLUMBUS D. RICHARDSON, JOHN E. RIDGE, FRANK I. ROBERTSON, FRANK L. SEBREE, SAM B. SMITH, CLIFFORD B. STEPHENS, JOHN H. STEPHENS, RICHARD M. STEWART, CHAS. VICTO TALPY, CHARLOTTE A. THOMAS, ETHEL E. TROTTER, FLORENCE TROWBRIDGE, HAROLD UNDERWOOD, GEORGE . VAN DOREN, MARGAREl YOUNG, MARY B. WADDELL, LEONARD WADELL, ELSIE W. WALLER, JOHN M. WALTNER, HAROLD C. WAYMAN, HARRY S. WELLS. ROSS C. WHITE, EDWIN C. ]R. WILLIAMS, MAUDE WISHART, MARY B. WOLFF, LUCY H. 210 L 3o0ep§ £fu6 of i c (tjMeBouxi (llnit?er0t ST. JOSEPH HIGH SCHOOL BUILDING. Officers. President— OSCAR H. SCHMIDT Vice-President— MARY E. CAMPBELL Secretary-Treasurer— FRANK THORNTON Jr. O. B. CAMPBELL R. W. EMMERY W. H. FLOYD L. P. FORGRAVE M. E. CLEAVES J. R. HEDENBERG L. E. IMBERT A. H. KELLEY Roll. EUGENIA MOORE ETHEL NESBITT A. F. PORZELIUS C. A. POTTER R. A. POTTS F. I. ROTH H. W. STILES R. B. WESTOVER 211 SAMUEL WILCOX BETTY WILLIAMS A. L. UTZ BEATRIX WINN JESSE J. KAHN OSCAR H. SCHMIDT MARY E. CAMPBELL FRANK THORNTON, JR. I iWloni eau £oun CfuB Organized in March, 1906, for the purpose of promoting the interest of the University in Moniteau County. Officers. President— JOHN G. GROSSENBACHER Vice-President— S. D. NEWKIRK . Secretary— ELLA E. HERT Treasurer— IRVINE C. MUELLER Corresponding Secretary — GERTRUDE HECK Members. MILTON C. BURK, Tipton JOHN G. GROSSENBACHER, California RAYMOND B. GIST, Clarksburg GERTRUDE HECK, California ELLA E. HERT, California. CHAS F. HERT, CaHfornia LACY H. MORRISON, California L. I. MARSH, Tipton H. S. MARSH, Tipton IRVINE C. MUELLER, California S. D. NEWKIRK, Tipton EDMUND WILKES, JR., California G. P. WILSON, Clarksburg J. B. WILSON, Clarksburg 212 i i e tomi efuB The Pikers, ' ' always in evidence all over the world, are represented in the University this year by twenty-two members. The organization is not only, as in al l Pike County Colonies, to foster the feeling of the universal brotherhood of Pikers wherever met, but particularly to interest the young men and women of our home county in the University of Missouri. ROLL. President.— J. H. CRAIG Vice-President.— SMITH WISE Secretary.— LOWELL PATTON Treasurer.— MISS ALICE PAINE AIISS CORDIA NAXERA J. E. DUNN OSCAR LEIBENSTEIN JAMES CARR R. C. BURKS K. S. WRIGHT E. C. UNSELL MISS EULA McCUNE J. R. KEITHLEY MISS LELA HOWAT CLINTON YATES MISS INA SMITH H. K. STEWART MISS HELEN WALD E. H. WRIGHT MISS JEAN McCUNE MISS LILY HOSTETTER HERBERT PRYOR 213 01 finton Comi Cfu6 URPOSE : To promote the University interest among the graduates of Clinton County High Schools, we organized the first Clinton County Club. Owing to the fact that there are two good colleges within twenty- five miles of either high school, we have a very small number. With the energy, ambition, and college spirit possessed by each member we can do as much as any of the larger clubs. High Schools represented — Lathrop, Cameron and Plattsburg. Our officers are : President.— RALEIGH LAMAR BURNS Secretary— MARY STRATFORD Reporter— F. W. CAPP Members. ATCHINSON, J. C, Engineering, ' 09 BURNS, R. L., Law, W CAPP, F. W., Engineering, ' 08 HAMLET, L. M., Engineering, ' 08 LONG, M. E., Engineering, ' 08 SHAVER, MARY, Academic, ' 09 SMITH, CLARA, Academic, ' Ob STRATFORD, MARY, Academic, ' 08 214 PRESIDENT J. J. GUNTHER. 5e Qtobat3?a County £fu6 Motto. Insist on your friends coming to the University of Missouri. Officers 1905-6. President.— J. J. GUNTHER. Secretary-Treasurer.— HOMER CROY During the last few years the students have been making an effort to better advertise the University of Missouri, at home as well as abroad. So in the fall of 1903, the Nodaway county club was organized. Donnell was President, Leffler, Secretary, and a vigorous campaign was at once inaugurated by these men. Articles were sent to the county papers for publication, and personal letters were written to those about to enter col- lege. An increased contingent from Nodaway the following session fully re- warded us, however, so our efforts were not relaxed during and following the session of 1904-5. This time, however, we failed of our reward ; for the fever epidemic in Columbia at the opening of this session prevented many from coming who otherwise would have done so. This has not discouraged us, however, and we have again instituted a campaign with every prospect of success. BAINUM, WILL H. CROY, HOMER DON NELL, FORREST C ELLISON, SUSAN M. HOGAN, ALBERT HOLT, FRANK L. ROLL OF MEMBERS. Maryville. LEE, FRANK E. LEE, RAY E. McANULTY, ARTHUR D. SMITH, FRANCES M. TREWETT, FRED L. WELLS, WILLIAM E. OTIS, MERRILL E. OTIS, DORA Clearmont. BURCH, JOSEPH E. Hopkins. BURCH, WALTER E. BURCH, OTIS M. Skidmore. SHEPARD, HAROLD E. Clyde. GUNTHER, JOSEPH J. Burlington Junction. W. G. SCHMAUDER 215 Jljaefper County Cfu OFFICERS. CLARK NICHOLS, President. R. F. STEWART, Vice-President. W. E. BAILEY, Secretary. LOUIS WINKLER, Treasurer. W. E. TOUSLEY, Reporter. ROLL. ARMINGTON, A. K. ARTHUR, W. BAILEY, W. E. BOND, R. T. BRIGGS, C. A. BRIGGS, F. E. BRIGGS, L. E. BURK, M. C. CORE, W. F. DOANE, D. H. DOANE, G. E. DRIVER, W. L. DYER, C. P. FORSYTHE, ESSIE B. GARDNER, J. M. GRIGG, J. R. GRUBBS, O. L. HENLEY. H. A. HURWITZ, W. A. KELLEY, G. N. MILLS, H. C. MILES, H. B. MOORE, A. C. MOORE, LEROY. MORROW, S. R, McCOY, ESTELLA I. McCOY, SUSAN G. McCOY, R. A. McIDOE, JAS. NICHOLS, C. OSBORN, F. P. PICKETT, J. E. PL ATT, R. E. POOLE, C. B. REEVES, J. A. REGAN, W. M. ROBINSON, C. E. SMOOT, VIOLA. STEWART, R. F. TOUSLEY, W. E. WELLS, H. T. WEATHERELL, BETTIE. WHEELER, LEOLA S. WINKLER, L. H. Heaven via. jasper County. — Representative ELLIOTT. WATCH US NEXT YEAR. 216 0T e op£m CM oft c Q nimBxi of (Wlia oun 75,000 FOR JOPLIN AND 100 IN THE UNIVERS TV FROM JOPLIN IN 1910. (Established Fall of 1905.) Officers. President— CLARK NICHOLS. Vic e-President— W. A. HURWITZ Secretary— W. M. REGAN. Treasurer— H. B. MILES. Sergeant-at-Arms— RAY BOND. Reporter— . E. TOUSLEY. President -CLARK NICHOLS. Roster of Members. A. K. ARMINGTON. H. A. HENLEY. A. N. BOBBITT. W. A. HURWITZ. RAY BOND. H. B. MILES. C. A. BRIGGS. ELMER GAREY. L. E. BRIGGS. H. C. MILLS. F. E. BRIGGS. A. C. MOORE. C. P. BURGESS. LEROY MOORE. C. C. CASH. JAS. McINDOE. W. F. CARL. CLARK NICHOLS. D. H. DOANE. C. B. POOLE. G. E. DOANE. JAS. A. REEVES. C. P. DYER. W. M. REGAN. MISS ESSIE B. FORSYTHE. CHAS. E. ROBINSON. J. M. GARDNER. MISS VIOLA SMOOT j. R. GRIGG. W. E. TOUSLEY. 217 ( eee £eu6 Schedule of trip: January 27, Columbia, Missouri. January 29, Mexico, Alissouri. . January 30, Macon, Missouri. January 31, Kirksville, Missouri. February 1, Carrollton, Missouri. February 2, Chillicothe, Missouri. P ' ebruary 3, Liberty, Missouri. February 5, Kansas City, Missouri. February 6, Lawrence, Kansas. February 7, Richmond, Missouri. February 8, Marshall, Missouri. PROGRAM. Marching Song, Come All Together Becker Chorus of Departing Pilgrims from the Opera Tannhaeuser . . Wagner THE GLEE CLUB. Bedouin Love Song Marston MR. WRIGHT. The Way They Have in America Railey MESSRS. PRENTIS AND ELLIS. The Capital Ship MR. ELLIS AND THE GLEE CLUB Calm as the Night Bohm MR. ORR My Son Lou Railey MR. DEW AND THE GLEE CLUB INTERMISSION. Annie Laurie arr. by Buck THE GLEE CLUB Barney Magee Bullard MR. PRENTIS AND THE GLEE CLUB Show Me, A Song of Missouri Curtis-Krull THE GLEE CLUB Kentucky Babe Geibel MESSRS. WRIGHT, PIKE, L. PALMER, R. PALMER, LEE, PREN- TIS, DEW, MAGRUDER Gipsy John . . . Jones King Charles Valerie-White MR. KRULL A Medley. Arr. ior the Glee Club of the University of Missouri by Fritz Krull THE GLEE CLUb ' At the Piano. MR. RUSKIN LHAMON 218 D O .J o e o s o ' J X Z S c Q s so s 5 i  ' d i tl. i . C 15 OCJ E i s 2 S n a. -T3 I .. o u Z 219 VIEWS ON THE CAMPUS. 220 ATHLETICS ' tJVTf C7?e ' tv 221 f ? 0tcaf Ztdiwin an ( i Mke CLARK W. HETHERINGTON— Director. ROBERT B. CALDWELL— General Manager of Athletics. JOHN F. McLEAN— Coach of Football Teams. W. J. MONILAW— Coach for 1906. A. M. EBRIGHT— Coach of Baseball Team. WILLIAM S. CUMMINGS— Instructor in Athletics. FLOYD W. TUTTLE — Instructor in Men ' s Gymnasium. ELIZABETH G. HOLMES— Instructor in Women ' s Gymnasium. BERNICE W. VANCE— Student Assistant in Charge of Women ' s Gymna- sium. ( ff ChBB Cdptaine— 1905; ' 06 Football. Baseball. Track. Senior BAGBY, H. E. VANDIVER, J. DANCE, G. N. Junior PIEPMIER, B. H. GIBSON, W. J. BRANHAM, R. T. Sophomore. . . . McCOOL, G E. FAWKS, M. E. FIEIMBEUCHER, O. G. Freshmen CULBERTSON, B. K. REPPY, G F. WHITE, E. L. lloBERT B. CALDWELL— General Manager of Athleti 222 ics. footBaff (RecorbB for f e East ten IgeatB 1896. 1901. MissorRi MISSOURI MISSOURI MISSOURI MISSOURI MISSOIRI MISSOURI MISSOURI MISSOURI MISSOURI MISSOURI MISSOURI MISSOURI MISSOURI MISSOURI MISSOURI Missoum MISSOURI MISSOURI MISSOURI MISSOURI MISSOURI MISSOURI MISSOURI MISSOURI MISSOURI MISSOURI MISSOURI MISSOURI MISSOURI MISSOURI MISSOURI MISSOURI MISSOURI MISSOURI MISSOURI MISSOURI MISSOURI MISSOURI MISSOURI MISSOURI MISSOURI MISSOURI MISSOURI MISSOURI AMES 72 TARKIO ILLINOIS •1 NEBRASKA 2fi VANDERBILT IOWA KANSAS 12 10 8 •5 12 30 10 WARUENSBURO KANSAS CITY MEDICS i MISSOURI c WARRENSBDRG 10 MISSOURI c IOWA WESLEYAN 4 MISSOURI NEBRASKA 41 MISSOURI TARKIO 34 MISSOURI s AMIXV 4 MISSOURI 60 WESTMINSTER MISSOURI 12 PURDUE 30 MISSOURI 13 CHRISTIAN BROS. KANSAS 10 1898. WENTWORTH y UNIVERSITY MEDICS 10 w KANSAS CITY MEDICS 5 6 NEBRASKA 47 12 WASHINGTON 18 21 CENTRAL 22 J KANSAS 12 21 WARRENSBURG 45 WENTWORTH 17 HASKELL 1) 11 NEBRASKA 2.-! TARKIO IS AMITY 29 CHRISTIAN BROS. C DRAKE 11 80 MISSOURI VALLEY 33 WASHINGTON 11 6 KANSAS 36 13 OSTEOPATHS HASKELL 11 WARRENSBURG 12 K. C. MEDICS C WASHINGTON 12 ROLLA NEBRASKA 12 TEXAS G KANSAS 11 6 18 12 18 6 MISSOURI MISSOURI MISSOURI MISSOURI MISSOURI MISSOURI MISSOURI MISSOURI MISSOURI MISSOURI MISSOURI MISSOURI MISSOURI MISSOURI MISSOURI MISSOURI MISSOURI MISSOURI MISSOURI MISSOURI MISSOURI MISSOURI MISSOURI MISSOURI MISSOURI MISSOURI MISSOURI MISSOURI MISSOURI MISSOURI MISSOURI MISSOURI MISSOURI MISSOURI 5 OSTEOPATHS 12 SIMPSON 11 9 DRAKE 21 6 OTT. WA « NEBRASKA 51 TEXAS 19 HASKELL 19 IS KANSAS 12 11 SIMPSON 6 HASKELL 40 c NEBRASKA 12 28 WASHBURN 27 WASHINGTON 22 OKLAHOMA 5 n IOWA s KANS.iS 17 1903. 4o ROLLA SIMPSON J2 6 GRINNELL 15 DRAKE 17 HASKELL 12 WASHINGTON IOWA 16 WASHBURN 6 KANSAS 5 KIRKSVILLE 2! SIMPSON U HASKELL 39 37 KENTUCKY C PURDUE 11 WASHINGTON 10 ST. LOUIS U. 17 WASHBURN 18 KANSAS 29 6 KIRKSVILLE 2C SIMPSON 6 HASKELL 18 TARKIO PURDUE 24 ST. LOUIS U. 17 10 WASHINGTON U. 14 KANSAS 24 223 3 O JO 224 t c c uci.l i dt came Bacft 225 t t Wimm of th footBaff (gl (Captain) ' . - ■ (Captain elect) 22G HARVEY W. ANDERSON, Captain, Goodwater, Jlissoiirl. Right guard: Junior Academic: lieiglit 0-2; wciglit 187. EUGENE r. SALISBURY. 1 ' X Captain-Elect, Webster Grove.s. .Missouri. Left end; Sopliomon Encincer: lieiglit, .j-7 weight, 142. OSCAR B. BROCKMEYER, J , ' St. Louis, Missouri. Right halt: Fresliniiin Engineer; height, li: weight, 100. HARRY K. RUTHERFORD, Slater, Missouri. Quarterback; Sophomore Engineer; height. 5-9; weight, 145. 15 227 AUBKEY FEAZIEB, ' Columbia, Missouri. Full bnck; Freshman Agriculture; height, 5-9; Weight, 163. CAKL P. HOFF, Stockton, Missouri. Left guard; Senior Engineer; height, C-2; weight, 187. RICHARD H. JESSE, JR., $ J Columbia, Missouri. Left tackle; Academic graduate; height, 5-11; weight 18. ). CHARLES W. LEAPHART, l| ' J Brookfield, Missouri. Right end; Academic graduate; height 5-10; weight. 150. 228 ill LTJCIUS F. CHILDERS, J 7 J McFall, Missouri. Center; Senior Agi-lculture; height, 6; weight 185. vv. CTJEEY E. POTTEE, Quinc.v, Illinois. Right Tackle: Freshman -Agriculture; height. 5-9; weight, 17.3. CASPER B. RUCKEE. 2 .V Brunswick, Missouri. Right end; Freshman Engineer; height, 5-11; weight, 146. EDWIN L. MIIXEE, B U Xorbomej Missouri. Right tackle; Sophomore Academic height, 5-10; weight, 175. 229 JUNIOR FOOTBALL TEAM. .E. S. CLEVENGER, Quarter Back, Law Dept. M. E. BROWN, Full Back. Euglnceilng Dept. R. W. WILSON, Lett Guard, Academic Dept. n. LABUE. Right Guard. Engineering Dept. W. L. SIMPSON. Right Tackle. Law Dept. R. T. BRANHAM. Right Half, Engineer. F. T. RIDGE, Right End, . cadeniic Dept. W. L. HINKER. Bight Halt. Engineering Dept. A. W. TERRILL, Lett End, Engineer. L. A. WOODS. Left Half. Agriculture Dept. D. J. WHEELER, Center, Engineering Dept. B. H. PIEPMEIEU. Left Tackle, Engineering Dept. H. T. LIVINGSTONE, Left Half, Law Dept. B. II. PIEPMEIER, Captain (Names from left to right, beginning at back row.) 230 § The Baseball Captain BYRNIE E. BIGGER J T J Laclede, Missouri HE story of the baseball season for 1906 is one of misfortune, pluck, nerve, and willingness on the part of the men to work. Everything at the opening of the second semester look- ed like it would be impossible for AFis- souri to come any way near rivaling the record of the 1905 team. There were many places that had to be filled by new men. Nearly every man that did come out and had a chance was crippled up at some time. But the men were plucky, were determined to win, and through it all worked as no Missouri team has worked. At the time this review is written Mis- souri has won every game. The team has convinced the people that they. are capa- ble of playing good ball and have been playing a faster game than the team that won twenty games out of twenty-five. The style of play has been different from that of preceding years. There has been better base-running, better team-work. The 1905 team was a bunch of ball-play- ers that were able to go in and pound out a victory when it was necessary. The 1906 team have played a diflferent game. They have tried to get a man on a base and then have worked to score that man. But the team has not been a lot of men who could not do the work that was nec- essary. The infield has been better than last year. Wright at third, Newman at short, and Jacoby at second have been almost invincible. Many scores have been cut off by the fast work of this trio. In the outfield most of the flies have fal- len in the sewer. In the box it was thought that Missouri would be the weakest. But the result to this time has proven that assumption to be unfounded. It was thought to be impossible to fill the places of the old stars that had won so many games for the ' Varsity, but Jordan, and Williams have come through the hard games without the least trouble and all know that Salisbury is able to take care of his share of the game. Be- hind the bat Missouri has been stronger than ever before. Missouri has always had one good catcher but this year there has been no less than half a dozen good men trying for the position and the two men that have been chosen for the posi- tion have had the livliest competition. Swanson and Bloebaum are far above the average College catcher. Missouri is far out of the woods in baseball and it will be some time before it should be otherwise. Next year should be the best ever. B. E. Bigger. 231 J ' ipe Ctacft taxB ELLIS ANDERSON JENKINS JACKSON FRANK L. JACKSON, Columbia, Missouri ; 10:00 4-5 in the two miles; 4:33 in the mile. 232 The 1906 Track Team. 233 234 ' ItJMl JtRUTCIFIELD S J AB£LU yt KLEICHtR .■M ijLr! RIETTA BowCnAW 5.-LEA,N0RKLE£,nAN t Florence fiEi. 7. MELIE HAYr A, r c,J( UE1TAZEIT2-. ■ l-CLARAFOGlE OflG !2 VMIFREDfartLEf 15 France Smit+i -.KMrEBEU. ■..iLIZjtBETO. WEEL 235 J YiUxBC o£a6tic QYlee THIRD ANNUAL TRACK AND FIELD MEET, HELD AT COLUM- BIA, MISSOURI, MAY 5th. Schools Entered: McKinley High School, St. Louis. Manual Training School, St. Louis. Yeatman High School, St. Louis. Central High School, St Louis. Manual Training High School, Kansas City. Central High School, Kansas City. Mexico High School, Mexico. Boonville High School, Boonville. Independence High School, Independence. Webster Groves High School, Webster Groves. Brookfield High School, Brookfield. Kemper Military Academy, Boonville. Columbia Normal Academy, Columbia. Columbia High School, Columbia St Joseph High School, St. Joseph. Joplin High School, Joplin. Sedalia High School, Sedalia. Carthage High School, Carthage. Pierce City High School, Pierce City. Hannibal High School, Hannibal. Trenton High School, Trenton. Macon High School, Macon. Wentworth Militarj ' Academy, Lexington. Chillicothe High School, Chillicothe. Number of Entries — 442. Number of Contestants — 283. Winner of Relay Race — Central High School of St. Louis. Score by Schools: Chillicothe Kemper, Boonville • ' ' Central, St. Louis 21 Columbia N. A.. Columbia Yeatman, St. Louis 4 Columbia High McKinley. St. Louis !(! St. Joseph Manual, St. Louis Joplin Manual, Kansas City 3.t Sedalia Central, Kansas City 29 Carthaee ' Mexico, 2 Pierce City f ' Boonville Hannibal Independence 2 Trenton Webster Groves 1 T f aeon Brookfield Wentworth, Lexington 1 236 INDIVIDUAL WINNERS. 120 High Hurdle, Minton — Central, Kansas City 16 4-5 Hall — Manual, Kansas City Lincoln — Central, St. Louis Mehorney — Central, Kansas City. 100 Yard Dash. Loud— AlcKinley, St. Louis 10-1 Douglass— Central, Kansas City. Boettler— Central, St. Louis. Fish — Wentworth, Lexington. Botts— Mexico. 220 Yard Dash. Loud— .McKinley, St. Louis. 2tJ-2 Douglass— Central, Kansas City Ellis— Mexico. Lockwood— Kemoer, Boonville. Dixon— Manual, Kansas City. 220 Low Hurdles. Minton— Central, Kansas City Murray— Central, St. Louis. Mehorney— Central, Kansas City -McKinley. St. Louis. 440 Dash. 28 Dowell- 54 Morton— Central, St. Louis. Johnson— McKinley St. Louis. Sutherland— Central. Kansas City Flynn— Central. Kansas Citv. Strauss— Central, St. Louis ' . 800 Yard Race. Bungardt— Central, Kansas City. 3-6-? Bodman— Manual, Kansas City Droste— Yeatman, St. Louis Kieffer— Central, St. Louis. Fenwich— McKinley, St. Louis. 1 Mile Run. Kaynor— Central, Kansas Citv. 4-51-;J Floyd — St. Joseph. Ludlow — Webster Groves. Missman — Columbia. Fenwick — McKinley, St. Louis. 46-G i 43-G 41-81 , 3.S-S I 38-3 168-5 116 124-6 110-1 Shot Put. Talbot — .Manual, Kansas City. Springie — McKinley, St. Louis. Fish — Wentworth, Lexington. Anderson, E. H. — Columbia Anderson, E. L. — Columbia. Hammer. Talbot— Manual, Kansas City. Smith — Independence. Dodd — Manua l, Kansas City. Worthwine — St. Joseph. Mehorney — Central, Kansas City 9G Running High Jump. Haynes— Central, St. Louis. 5-5 Nicholson — Yeatman, St. Louis, 5-4 Campbell — Independence. 5-3 Kelso — Joplin. Woodberry — Central, Kansas City. Boright — .Manual, Kansas City. Discus. Talbot — Manual, Kansas City. 113-8 Dodd — Manual, Kansas City. 100-6 Wayne — Mexico. 98-8 Anderson, E. L. — Columbia. 96-11 Curtis — Central, St. Louis. 93-6 Pole Vault. Mayberry— : Ianual, Kansas City. 10-2 Orme— Manual, Kansas City. Challis — Central, St. Louis. Motter— St. Joseph. Black — Kemper, Boonville. Ferryman — Chillicothe. Woodbury— Central, Kansas City. Running Broad Jump. Haynes— Central, St. Louis. 20-8 Elliott — Kemper, Boonville. Minton— Central. Kansas City. Fish — Wentworth, Lexington. Lomax — St. Joseph. Baseball Game. Westport, K. C. v. Yeatman. St. L. won by Westport 15.5 237 On L aitM ' B ®ap St. Patrick Went Over the Ocean. The Conferring of the Degrees. 238 LrTERATIII E 239 W 5v§,g 240 HOW SPRING COMES IN COLUMBIA P ' RING comes each year in a good many towns in the United States, but in none of them does it come as it does in Columbia. In most towns the only signs of spring are the budding of the trees and the sprouting of the grass, but in deah ole Columbia there are entirely different harbingers of the awak- ening period of the year. Before the last bit of snow has melted off the nevershoveled sidewalks and seeped its way down the gutt er-paths, the first sign is here. No goosebone weather prophet would dare dispute it ; it is like the advertised patent-medicine — it never fails. The northwest door of the post-office is opened. The plank nailed on the outside, and the brazen sign forc- ing the mail-seeker to the next door, are taken down, and once more the sheet- iron glass door is ready to be pushed and buffeted at. This door is a character revealer. By watching two people going opposite ways at the same time through this door, one can have more character held up to the sun than a tribe of Indian phrenologists could give in a month. The one going in has several letters to mail and is looking over them to see about the addresses ; the person starting out has just opened a letter from The One at Home. Both bump against it like sum- mer bugs against the light globe. Each steps back, waits a moment, and then starts through again. Thump ! the door ricochet ' s like a pool ball in the corner. Then the contestants step to the side and look through the glass panel. They glare at each other a moment, like two dogs waiting to be unleashed, and then both step back and buffet the door again. The heavy sheeted door rattles and clat- ters but does not swing either way. Each applicant, thinking to bring this center bucking to a glaring end, starts for the east door. As they are rushing for it, they see each other through the window, and stop. Then one slowly moves toward the east door, and the other toward the metal one, and both dart through mum- bling words under their breath. While the chilling night winds of sene- scent winter are yet blowing, there begin to appear certain signs on the sidewalks, indicative of a change in the seasons. They seem to be a cross between a Prof ' s diagram and Captain Kid ' s skull and crossbones. These are the T. N. E ' s. trade marks and mean that the Sombrero Neophites are getting restless and must be put through. By one ' s mail can be told the coming of spring. When dozens of patent illus- trated letters begin to pour in, with nifty fasteners— barrel hoops, gate latches ad infinitum, all telling where to get a $30 spring suit for $12_then the backbone of winter is broken. Men are polished-up animals. Animals can tell when spring is coming, and so can man although he may not know it. When the fraternity men get, out in the front yard and begin to play catch and practice baseball— then spring is here. Grizzly winter has never quite backed out of the ring and lithsome spring has not made her debut until the Co-eds give the signal. If some afternoon when the sun is fighting to get out from behind the clouds, one in going to the library sees the negroes lounging and laughing on the south side of the house, and children playing on the sidewalks with their ex- press wagons, and after glancing at the library clock through mere curiosity to see if it might be right that once, one sees two or three girls sitting at the tables with their sleeves rolled back- then Spring is here. H. 241 5J A TOAST. OW the gladsome spring- is near us, With its myriads joys to cheer us. And allurements fair to queer us. ' Make our college work grow slack When we seek from morning early, Till the stars gleam, soft and pearly, Just to please some winsome girlie, With her sleeves rolled back. How the light of laughing glances, In the merry eyes that dances, All the beauty rare enhances, Just to put us on the rack! How she feigns she never sees us, (But she does — she fain would tease us). As she tries each wile to please us. With her sleeves rolled back. Some may, in excess of duty, Sneeringly say milkmaid beauty, But ' tis hard to suit, I ' M sure, each babbling quack. Though fortelling things alarming, Yet e ' en they, I see, come swarming All about the maiden charming With her sleeves rolled back. But we college boys, pretenseless. Fall before her charms, defenseless, Babbling puerile praises, senseless Songs that of the school-room smack. But our ardor ne ' er will fade in Zeal until each breeze is laden With our praises to the maiden With her sleeves rolled back. To this Co-ed most divine, sir. Let us drink a health in wine, sir. Best and rarest of the vine, sir, Champagne, claret, port and sack. Let us set the goblets clinking, Ever deep and deeper drinking As of her each one is thinking With her sleeves rolled back. -Pat. PIGSKIN PROVERBS PASTEUR- IZED. A down covereth a multitude of slug- ging- It ' s a wise coach that knows his own men. Faint-hearted bucking never won fair victor} ' . Early to bed. and early to rise, is the way at the training table. Spare the athletic fund, and spoil the team. The way of the slugger is hard — to get on to. A kick from the coach is sufficient. Football is an infinite capacity for tak- ing pains. A Thing of Beef is a joy forever. It is hard for a winded back to stand upright. O, that this too, too solid flesh would melt — Full back as he hits the opposing line. 242 ® PAINTING THE LILY. I HE Intercollegiate Committee for the I Reformation of American Rugby Football had been in session for three days. The sporting world and the college world had been in one un- broken strain during the time. At last, after due deliberation and formality, a set of rules and regulations was given to the sporting editors. Resolved, that students in approved colleges who say that they have not play- ed more than three years be declared eligible. That, no player be allowed to seri- ously injure or maim a fellow player. That, no player be allowed to will- fully strike an opponent with his bare hand or clenched fist. That, if one player should incapaci- tate another s o that he takes out more than two minutes of time, that the afore- said player be severly reprimanded be- fore the spectators. That, the coach shall not use a cane or megaphone to signal his team with. That, the yell leaders when their re- spective teams fumble be requested to make their remarks under their breath. That, the quarterbacks call signals in a pleasing, cheerful voice so as to lend refinement to the sport. That, the water-boys be required to pass examinations as to how much old rye a player can drink and still be service- able. That, the captains be not allowed to stop the game more than two minutes by posing for the benefit of the photog- raphers. H. SAINT PAT AT THE BAT. [Pickings from the Musical Comedy Saint Patrick, by Thos. T. Railey.] i ILLIE. — Girls are funny businesses. There ' s only one thing in the world like ' em, — that ' s more girls. St. Patrick says a girl is a phono- graphical concentration of disintegrated ideas ; Fred Kelsey says a girl ' s a peach. A girl is very closely related to a stone fence, cause when the one aint talking. the other is. Whenever I drift into a blooming bunch of damsels like that I feel like one of two things — like a board- ing-house chicken or a Freshman going down a faculty receiving line. I feel like a boarding-house chicken because there aint enough of me to go ' round ; and I feel like a Freshman — ' cause I have to go round so much. (Enter Professor Pettigrafter from one side and Hemlock Bones, an amateur de- tective, from the other.) Bones, (running into Pettigrafter), — Ah, Professor, I beg your pardon. How careless of me to overlook you ! Pettigrafter — Don ' t mention it ; I won ' t feel slighted in the least. Bones. — I ' m always doing some such absent-minded thing. I expect some of these days I ' ll run into the very Devil himself. Pet. — Do you mean to insinuate that I ' m an imitation? Bones. — No, no, nothing like that Pro- fessor. Have I given you my card? Pet. — Not unless you give me gas at the same time. Bones. — How careless of me ; it seems that I am bound to overlook you. (Gives card.) Pet. — What are they worth? Bones. — To the faculty, free of charge. , Pet, (reads) Hemlock-Bones, detec- tive. Are you it? Bones. — Am I what? Pet. — The facsimile of this. Bones. — Ah, yes, I am — Hemlock Bones, president of the students ' detec- tive association. I take, undertake, or mistake anything in the detecting line. Consultations free to the faculty; you ' ll find it in small type in the right hand corner. Pet. — What recommendations have vou ? 16 243 Bones. — Recommendations? Too num- erous to mention. Mr. Irvin Switzler, for instance, lost his appetite ; I found it for him within two days ; he gave me a cigar for the job. Professor Manly was about to be sued for breach-of-promise ; I surreptitiously persuaded the young lady that he was under age. At another time Miss Lewis found footprints leading to Read Hall, at once concluding that a burglar had attempted to gain en- trance. I measured the footprints and found they were made by a number four- teen shoe. Now the only man in this town that can navigate in a number four- teen is Easy Anderson. Well, I ran down the case, and, sure enough, found that he had stolen — a kiss from one of the young ladies. I recovered the kiss and returned it to the onwer. As a reward I received a duplicate of the one returned. Again, for example, when the University Club was being built — Pet.— O, that ' s enough! I ' m afraid you ' ll pass the hat when you finish. St. Pat. — What is a reception? Foxy.— A reception: Picture the most insincere, monotonous, nerve-edging, flesh-withering confab that ever you had the misfortune of enjoying; square that, multiply by two, and you have a faint conception of the modern reception. St. Pat. — It must be lovely, for the worse things are, the more people enjoy them. I ' ve seen a few specimens of your society already — for instance the young fellow we just met, that you called a lob- ster. Foxy. — That I called a lobster? O, the amateur detective? But I didn ' t call him a lobster, I called him a grafter. St. Pat — Same thing; for the predomi- nating characteristics of each is to get a snap and hold on to it. But about this reception, I suppose it is a very humorous affair. Foxy. — Yes, in so far as brevity is the soul of wit. St. Pat — Brevity? Foxy. — Ay, brevity is apparent on every side, from costumes to refresh- ments. St. Pat. — It must take a wise man to do society. Foxy.— Not at all. The wise man doesn ' t try to do society. St. Pat. — Gozolphus, is there any elixer left? Gozolphus.— None sir; I drained the last barrel this morning. St. Pat — What ? None ? .My dream ! It corresponds with my dream ! I drempt last night, Gozolphus, that I was banish- ed to a land where no rheumatism medi- cine could be purchased, no, for love nor money; and yet methought that all the people like myself had rheumatism ; and I asked the name of the land, and they said — Kansas. O, what a nightmare. 244 245 RIME OF THE MODERN MARINER. The pool ball tiend is stopped by a hobo. The chalk ' s on the cue and the balls are racked. The flend waseth wroth. But the hobo constraineth him. And speaketh wlldl.v of schooners. I. It was a modern mariner, And he stoppeth one of three : By thy ripe-red nose and beery breath, Now wherefore stopp ' st thou me? II. For Booche ' s doors are open wide, They ' ve matched me up for a game. The balls are racked, my friends have backed Me to eat him every frame. III. He holds him with his grimy hand — There was a bar ' quoth he, Here cut that out thou boozy jay, But ne ' er a cut made he. He holds him with his beery breath, The pool-hall fiend stood still, Nor e ' er a hand he lifts to fan The bum (who rolls a pill.) V. The schooner cleared, the schooner veered, The bright foam flew galore. The schooner steered, and ever cheered, The pilot calls for more. 246 The storm Increase th apace, but e ' eruiore the setuioner niaketh sail. It groweth misty. Drinking water becometh conspleuou iy absent. And the Pi- lot seeth many things. Shipwreck. VI. Higher and higher, as time went on, The white foam flung and flew ; Three sheets in the wind and more behind. Ten knots an hour to do. VII. The mists came down and settled around. The Pilot heeds them not, But ever again, through mist and rain, Another sheet lets drop. VIII. Water, water, everywhere. And all the boards did shrink, Water, water, everywhere, Nor any drop did drink. IX. The very air did rot, by gum. And all about one saw Snakes and snails and pups in pails, And skeletons red and raw. X. Beware the bar, Beware the bar, The barkeep calls — too late, The schooner reels, the pilot feels, The cop ' s club on his pate. Ilie boozer is captured and the tieiid gooth his way. Just then a copper nabbed the bo. The pool-shark went his way, And this is the rime sung every time By the mariner of today. Rolcidge. 247 ES, by all means, girls, wear all 3-our new clothes to the library, and stand up in front looking through the card catalogue. This way you can com- bine pleasure and work ; you can be studying and at the same time doing the display window act. The different poses you have to assum? in looking in the high and low boxes lend the best possible effect to } ' our clothes. Roping in a tier of seats in assem- bly to be occupied by a Fratority is now practiced by the very ultra elite. The rope does not have to be of any set color, but it is all the more nifty if it is in the Fraternity col- ors. There is no standard size for the rope. This privilege is one of the fascinations of this new innova- tion. A decorated cord will do quite as well as a heavy colored manila. The rope must be put up before assembly hour. It should hang in a droop, sag- ging from one row to the other, and should never be taut. A tight rope speaks too much of studied formality. When one of the set comes, the rope must be let down with some dignity and formality. This smacks of smartness and should be tried at every opportunity. Yes, boys, corduroy trousers are very a la Harry Lehr just now. While they are not comfortable or serviceable they have that air about them one must try to cultivate. You can send home and get the pair you wore last winter when you were working to get money to come to school this year. To be quite quite you must have a pair of leather cuffs for the bottoms. These cuffs are detacha- ble ; by wearing them one day and leav- ing them off the next, people will think, no doubt, you have two pairs of trous- ers. Above all things, girls, go in for golf. Confidentially, though, the immediate benefit and pleasure is not very alluring, but, nevertheless, it is worth taking up. After doing goli for three or four weeks you will be able to understand most of the golf jokes in the funny papers and the ones the faculty attempt. Just to be able to talk intelligently about the Great Outdoor Game at teas and recep- tions is alone worth all the time and trouble learning the art will cost you. But, girls, don ' t forget to pay attention as to how yon carr your golf bag. Peo- ple seeing you on the way to the links will form their estimation of your ability as a golfer by the way the colored bag hangs over your shoulder. To color the mascot dog is just now very very. It gives a delightful tinge of Newport. The Fratority colors should be used. There is no set rule as yet given out by the Four Hundred as to which way the stripes must run. They may circle the body, run lengthwise, with one stripe on each side and one on the back, or they ma}- go diagonally across, from left front leg to right hind leg. The advantage of this is that it gives the boys a chance to get oft ' a joke by asking, Is Pi-do dyed? By all means, girls, cultivate the ath- letic pose. You have no idea how a girl with the gymnasium air about her stands out from the less unfortunate. It can be practiced at all times, either in walking, standing or sitting. But it is especially valuable in opening doors. You can hurl back the library door with so much becoming vigor. Such spirited, animated vigor is very fetching. A few hours practice in your rooms each day, and by keeping your mind on it during school hours, will give you a perfect ath- letic attitude in a few months. Such an accomplishment as this is worthy all ef- forts spent in acquiring it. 248 ' pk ' CordijpQ Cbchoisfry ' By Their Grafts Shall Ye Know Them. When Kelsey Came. When Kelsey Left. 249 VIEWS OFF THE CAMPUS. 250 WHO ' S WHO IN M. U. Cole, Redmond S.— The Atlas of the University; given the Czarship in 1905; twice clad in the imperial toga of the In- dependent, 1905-06. Secured the presi- dency of the mass meetings through an arch conspiracy with Bill Seitz. One of his strong points: singing solos in the Saturday assemblies. Baird, Archie. — A wild creature with music in his soul. A thirty-thousand- revolutions-to-the-minute snare drum pounder. Looks good marching down the street — with his back to you. Blanks, Skinny, of Moberly.— Chief Engineer of the Hot Air Department of the University and the roughnecks at the U. B. Club. Once got first prize at a Moberly baby show. Avaunt ! Record : Been present at every hazing since he has been in the University. Denslow, Ray V.— The boy that al- ways sits on the back seat and keeps things going. Chief ambition in life : to oppose Cole. Private spy for Walter Williams and the Herald. Unpardonable faults : rooms with Parker and runs with Red Wilson. Specializes in Johnrscott. Kahn, Indian. — Interested in football 1901-02-03-04-0 ' 5-06. SuflFers from weak lungs. He is put down in Red Wil- son ' s student directory with the same ' phone number as Booche. Said to be studying law. Kelso, Fred L. — Band Major for the Agricultural Department and hired man for Dean Waters. The man with the hoe; the man that pats the farmers on the back when they isit the state farm. Achievements : the only student that wormed his way into the banquet at the Farmers ' Convention. Krull, F. — The raggedy man ; a la crosse expert ; a baseball crack ; and sometimes sings. The man that furnishes a topic for conversation when the weath- er is exhausted. The man that made King Charles famous. Magruder. Don. — (Our historian has been so busv trying to find out how he got to be President of the Y. M. C. A. that he has not been able to write up a biography.) Nardin, W. T. — At the date of going to press Col. Switzler is out of town and we are forced to leave Mr. Nardin ' s biog- raphy incomplete. Matty.— The John T. McCutcheon of the Independent, the Oven, the As- terisk, and the Savitar. Never been closer than two blocks of a sorority house. Pra- ter in Art Department of The Mystic League. Otis, Merrill. — The man that can talk at the rate of three hundred words a minute in a debate and can ' t say thirty words an hour at Read Hall ; the boy that walks around Christian College for in- spiration ; the fellow that crawls on his knees behind Walter Williams ; the boy that will stay up all night to cuss Amer- ican Lit. Ozment, Burr H. — Escaped from Kan- sas two years ago. Is a specialist on the cornet and the billiard cue. Is co-chap- eron with Caldwell for the Kappa Sig- mas. Happy medium between the band and Captain Frazier. The band will now play. Seitz, Billie. — Student adviser; medi- ator between Hetherington and the stu- dent bodv. Sells concrete blocks instead of gold bricks. Has as many pins and badges as a frat. jeweler. Proprietor and office bov of the Columbia Concrete Block Company. Smith, General.— Ardent Y. M. C. A. booster among the Engineers. Knows the combination to the Christian College doors. The things he has done : was elec- ted yell leader, and wore an ice cream costume over on the Quad at the head of the Engineers on St. Patrick ' s Day. Stine, Dan G.— President of the Junior academs and keeper of the Phi Gams. A specialist in invertebrate anatomy. A martyr to the cause of the weaker sex. Notable deeds: gave the Freshman class a reception ; has an opera hat ; teaches a fraternity Bible class. .A.ddress : Read Hall. Wilson, Red. — A typical bookworm and Y. M. C. A. monomaniac. A friend of the Freshmen and of Dr. Moore of Christian College. The bov with the tender sheep-like eyes, hair like unto the Aurora Borealis, and burnsides like whiskbrooms. Non de plume : The Black Hand. 251 THE •pR ITAR p i tK A A : A. X. X See the Cadet ! It must be grand to l;e a Cadet. How brave he looks in his new uniform. Can the Cadet fight ? No but he can run. See Read Hall ! It is the home for girls whose papas are anxious for them to get into So-ciety. It is very ex-clusive. They have reg-u-la-tions at Read Hall. A boy has to sign up to talk to a girl. How much does it cost to live at Read Hall? Oh, no-body knows but the Chap-eron. See how gay and bright the Hall is. Is there a func-tion there to-night? Oh, yes, Mr. Greene is call-ing. What is the man try-ing to do? He has a bunch of bills in his hands. It is the first day of the month. He is knock-ing at the door. Oh, he is still knocking. Now he is mad and is kick-ing the door. Who is the man ? He is a bill col-lec-tor, chil- dren. There is no-body at home. Whose house is it? It is a Fra-ter-nity House. The man is going away now. See the faces in the up-stair win-dows. Behold the man ! See his face, you can not see much of it, though, can you chil- dren, for the opening in it? Still there is a mus-tachc above the cav-ity. Is the man in pain? No, no, he is merely sing- ing King Charles. 252 Look quick at the Man ! Is there some-thing the matter with him ? He is acting in an alarm-ing man-ner. Can it be that he is in pain ? No, no, children, there is noth-ing the matter with the man. The Man is Pro-fes-sor Manly taking ex-er-cise. Oh, what a nasty street crossing. The mud is deep and stick} Who made .such a hate-ful cros-sing, any-way? Prov-i- dcnce children. It was made for the ben- e-fit of the fe-male college girls. No-tice the of-fi-cer. How erect and lie- ro-ic he looks. But still, little boys and girls he looks as though he has a great re- s])on-si-bil-ity upon his shoul-ders. What is he going to do? He is going to make this school a great ag-ri-cul-tur-al col- lege. Each boy will be paid twenty-five dollars a month to be a Soldier. Childr ei., you must study hard so that you may be- come a cadet far-mer some-time. What is that in the dis-tance? It is a light. See, children, it is seen one mo- ment and then is gone the next. Is it a light-ning bug? No, children, that is the City lights. Oh, what an awful noise ! Something must be the matter. Hurry and open the door. I am sure there is something the mat-ter. No, children, every-thing is all right. That is a so-ror-ity parlor on a Sunday evening. Look quick at the men. See how they waive their hands and hand-ker- chiefs. Are they in distress and are sig- nal-ing for help? No, children, that is the K. A. boys waiving at the Stephens Col- lege girls. This is the Aud-i-tor-ium. It is as- sem-bly hour. What makes every-thmg so quiet? Is there a fun-er-al? And, too, where are all the students? A student cannot take time to come every morning. A preacher is going to talk. See the bright light! A man is carry- ing it. No, it is on the man. Can it be that the man is wear-ing a headlight ? We can tell when he gets closer. Here he is now. No, children, it is Major Robinson with his Tau Beta Pi pin on the breast of his militarv coat. 253 (pu6fication5 t e Curator© bo not euyport 254 BULLETT:Nr UNIVERSITY OF MISSOURI VOL.. VlT JANUARY. 1906 NO. ■ PUKPOSE OF THE SUMMER SESSION. The aim of the Summer Session is to place the valuable equipment of the University at the service of persons who cannot attend during the reg- ular sessions. It is primarily for. the teachers of the state, but others are admitted who are qualified to pursue the subjects taught. Superintendents, principals, high school teachers, elementary and rural school leacivrs. and regular students of the University can all find courses adapted lo theit needs. LLNGTJl fiF SUMMRR SESSION. The session opens on June 9 and closes on August lO. It continues approximately two montl-. , and represents in time one-haif of one se- mester. TtRMS OF AUMIaslON. There will be no luniial examinations for admission. Students will be admitted to such courses as they are prepared for.. Those students who desire credit toward a University degree must meet the entrance require- ments or enter under the rules as special students. CRCOIT tOR CUUKSF.S I. SC.MMER SESSIO.V All courses offered arc given credit toward the degree of. Bachelor o£ Science from the Teachers College; most of them also count toward the degree of Bachelor of Arts. ACCEPTANCt OF GRADF_S BV bTATE AND COU.NTV SUPERINTENDENTS. A law enacted by the Forty-fir: t General Assembly pTovi les for the acceptance of grades made in the Summer Session, as follows : Grades made, in the summer terms of the state educational institu- tions and in such other summt-r schools as may he approved by the State Board of Education shall be accepted by the State Superintendent and County Boards in lieu of examination in the subjects or parts of subjects outlined by the State Board. (Section 9666.) tAHOR-ATORV-ANO LIBRARY FACILITIES. The University of Missouri lias over thirty well equipped laborato- ries for practical instruction in the sciences. The libraries contain about To.ooo bound volumes and -several thou- sand pamphlets. In addition, the library 01 the State Historical Societi. located in Academic Hall, contains about 55,000 volumes. (pu6ftcation6 t e Curators bo Support 255 WHAT CHEWING GUM WILL DO FOR A CERTAIN MEMBER OF THE FACULTY 256 H V THEY L ' K ' M ,1 ' — - ' ' FrmilXf Turn M a - F THE BATTLE OF GRIDIRON. It was an autumn evening, The reporter ' s work was done; You could read it in the scare-heads Of the Journal, or the Sun: — The Tigers had gone down again Before the mighty Kansas men ! It was a little Jessekin With artlessness naive. That caused the learned Doctor Unwittingly to grieve : O dad ! it is a mortal shame, The Tigers went and lost the game ! If we could beat them now and then It wouldn ' t be so bad; But ours is sure the hardest luck That players ever had ! Nay, nay, my son, that cannot be; We gained a moral victory. But why then did they play so hard? Young Jessekin, he cries, And what ' s the use to play at all If not to win the prize? Why, that, my son, I scarcely see — But ' twas a moral victory. We pay the coach two thousand plunks To teach the boys to play. We live on touchdowns, kicks, and goals Until Thanksgiving Day; — But things like that you know must be, To gain a moral victory. The weary squad came limping home ; Salt tears in every eye. And on each Tiger ' s face a look Of mortal agony. But things like that you know must be To gain a moral victory! P. S. 257 I I OHTlC ' P ' THE ETERNAL QUESTION. 258 A Tor a hj her arfmuftoii THE FOOTBALL PLAYER ' S LA- MENT. LAS, I fear that I am doomed ; With bloody hand no more I ' ll pluck the center ' s eyeball out Or seek the tackle ' s gore. No more, no more, no more. Such language holds the solemn coaoh To the trusty squad of yore. It is not meet that I should beat Upon the foeman ' s head, As he and I go plunging where The battle cry has led; As he and I go whirling by The heap of nearly-dead. How sweet it was and neat it was To kick him till he bled! But now the pale reformers say I must not kick and slug. Why, they would rule me off the field Like any common thug. Alas, the fighting days are gone; I may not hear the chug As with a twist of my good fist I soak him in the mug. They ' d have us play a children ' s game. No more of it for me, No more the mad and manly joy To cause a twisted knee, Or kick the full back in the slats — Exquisite exstacy ! C. G. R. H«WAFRE5liYLo«KJ the oiK T- 17 259 EEEE i MJ H THEWMT THEf WIN cfiunniA JJ I lJ Jl£ PRESSING HIS SUIT At 4 :00 p. m. At 10 :00 p. m. 260 Z t T37 ig t ej to in CofumBict ® THE SUMMER SCHOOL IF IT IS NOT — . HE written quiz, it is the written 1 work. - The coal bill, it is the ice bill. The Students ' Protective League, it is the Easter Holidays. The co-ed in the library, it is the co-ed in the ice cream parlor. A preacher in Assembly, it is a The Relation of Some Science to Some Other Science. The Co-op ' s ad. on the bulletin board, it is Daily Brothers ' . Captain Frazier and the cadets, it is Captain Frazier and the band. The Raggedy-Man, it is King Charles. Corporal Livingston, it is Red Wilson. Huyler ' s at the Co-op, it is hot choco- late at the Y. W. C. A. Dr. Hetherington, it is nothing. ON ST. PATRICK S DAY 261 t t DJa C?e ®o 3n CofumBia OltSERVATOUY TIME dTAKIMG OUT THE OLD FRAT HOUSE PIANO. I love the songs we nightly sing, The pipes we daily smoke, The buck-beer we absorbed in Spring The jokes we madly joke. But the sound that I ' ve found the best all round. Every day way to cure blues and bad news, Is, when we are mingling With young blood atingling. To list to the jingling Rinkety — tinkety — tunkety — tunk. Of the old frat house pianny As it ' s played by Freshman Danny. Chorus. Oh, the old frat-house pianny, it is tune- less and tinpanny But it ' s beat the box now, Danny, For we ' d like to hear ' II Trovatore, ' or ' Dearie if you please. And we ' ll all join in the chorus, while the ceiling still hangs o ' er us. And, in faith, no care sholl bore us. As long as Danny ' s pounding leaves the ivory on the keys. In Winter when the logs burned bright. Those notes dispelled all gloom ; In Spring, on porch, our pipes alight They made rare love-dreams bloom. Then Billie some old sweet tune sang And from the gang, the chorus rang. In tenor, bass, and barytone, And everywhere the air was fair and free from care. When distant bells Goodnight did bring. We ' d gather in a comrade-ring And Fair Missouri softly sing, remem- bering, ah, everything! While from within would softly float The old piano ' s mellowed note — Rinkety — tunky — rinky — tink. Chorus. 262 € t TDa Z t ®o n CoeumBta IN THE LIBRARY. I came to the library, early and late, I came at ten and I came at eight. The book wasn ' t in that I had in view, So I flopped in a chair with nothmg to do. I stared all around, first up then down. Not a man in sight. Should I go to town? I sat there and pondered, all in vain. The day was dark, with signs of rain. I read the papers through and through. Dear me, how tiresome, nothing to do. When the door opened wide, a man came in Six feet tall and rather thin. He was rather handsome, too, I think. With big gray eyes, hair black as ink. He stood in the doorway and looked around Stood and stared until he found — A chair at the table right by me, And sat down smiling, pleased as could be. He wrote me a note [he was awfully sweet], Let ' s go down town and get something to eat. I nodded gladly, and down we went, And all of fifty cents he spent. Since then he ' s been coming twice a week, And often in the halls we speak. But a secret I ' ll tell if you ' ll not repeat, The best of it is — we never did meet. The Co-Ed. On The Golf Links STATEMENT eevfu oftfi Cfofjierg anb jfutniefere iU i7 xjukl ir What They Get The First Of The Month 263 : - (gefore @lnb ( fkx ta in — The Night Before. 264 t ]camB The Night After. 265 TO MARK TWAIN. Friend Death (for he would greet you I am sure. With some such quip), I have in mind a plot To give this man his just deserts, and not Wait for some afterworld his hurts to cure. So we, before long Silence doth immure Him from us, shall pause to reckon up his lot. That in our hearts on some deep secret spot, Forever will this epitaph endure: He was the kingliest jester of his day, Who mingled mirth and melody of heart To show us that to laugh is but to pray, And spoke wise words that caused our tears to start. Yet of all praise, perhaps this is enough : His humor was a nickname for his love. The Tangents Doc Brown Goes Off On. THE DAY WE GOT TWO THOU- SAND. I tell you things were doing some The day we got two thousand ; The kids made things git up and hum The day we got two thousand. New Columns reared themselves upright Within the stillness of the night To greet the early morning light, The day we got two thousand. We had a celebration grand The day we got two thousand, And big men spoke upon the stand The day we got two thousand. The dog-on cannon wouldn ' t shoot — The breech was swiped by some galoot Or we ' d have fired a grand salute, The day we got two thousand. — Ivan. 266 3 BY THEIR WORDS SHALL KNOW THEM. YE Prof. Pickard. — Notice the beautiful, chawning contouah of the figuah. Prof. EUwood.— Thirdly and lastly. Prof. Pope. — Fur instance? Prof. Scott.— The first time I heard Mr. Murdoch read that — Miss Bedford. — Merci bien! Dean Jones. — I shall consider it ser- iously. Judge Roberts — That is inconsistent with judicial statutes. Judge Cook. — Not estopped but bound by his manifest intentions. Judge Lawson — I refer you to my book on Contracts. Prof. Reed. — When I wa s at the Uni- versity of Texas. Captain Frazier. . Fraulein Stewart. — Machen Sie das Fenster auf. Tom Jones. — I ' ll see the Jedge about it. CONCESSIONAL. RIEND of our fathers, Known of yore, Lord of the baize and iv ' ries round, Beneath whose chalk and slate we bore Holes in our silv ' ry plunkets round ; Still cashest thou our bank-checks yet. Lest we forget, Lest we forget. The clicking of the cue-ball tells The tale of many a dime or quart. The want of which within us quells The burning thirst for Sour and Port; Change ever thou our ten-spots yet. Lest we forget. Lest we forget. If drunk with sights of booze we loose Wild tongues that know not where to stay, Help thou our hands a cue to choose. And rack the balls for us to play. And Booche phone our frat brothers yet, Lest we forget, Lest we forget. Whene ' er the time shall come, we trust, (The time when thou play ' st thy last game) Make thou four stripes upon the bust, And chalk up winner on the frame. And speak for us a good word yet, Lest we forget. Lest we forget. • — Ripling. One of Prof. Pope ' s Typical diagrams. 267 m ,HO is the captain of the host? Who is the soldier bold? Who scaled the walls of China and Did other deeds untold? Whose is the broad and liberal mind? Whose is the big- think-pot? Whose is the plan, that when a man Flunks out, he should be shot? ? Whose is the deep and rumbling voice? Whose is the portly girth? Whose is the eye that pierces while It kills unseemly mirth? ? Who frights reporters into fits With order 23 ? Who ' d have us live on bread and beans. Hoe-cakes and hominy? W ho is the man of repartee? W ho is the soul of wit? Who scored with treatises on graft A literary hit? p Who is this lordly Man of men? This soldier, statesman, sage? Who made Columbia famous and Himself usurped the stage? ? ? ? (To try to guess whom the above refers to will be so difficult — so useless— that no prize will be awarded.) A great and glorious thing it is For seven months and more to be Mixed up alway in that or this, To be, in short, a czar like me, To run the whole big bloomin ' show, And tell mass meetings ' tis thus and so. L ' Envoi. A great and glorious thing it are For one whole year to be the Czar. 268 1 YOU PAYS YER MONEY TAKES YER CHOICE. AND OB JONES says Q E B H stands for Quit Every Bad Habit. J. H. Craig announces it means Quaff Every Bud Haughtily, Billie Seitz says Quick Erection Bleacher Hustlers. Merrill Otis says Quad Erat Bunco Hominem. Joe Ikenberry says Quondam Earnest Book Handler. Jack Goodson, Quiet Easy Bucks Hus- tler. Earl Querbach, Quells Every Beauti- ful Heartsmasher. Luke Childers, for him Quivers Every Bidding Hymen. W. A. Franken, Questions Each Begin- ning Hair. Jim Parks, Quart Every Blessed Hour. Tis not ours to question why; ' Tis ours to laugh — or try. 269 12. — The Culture Factory opens the front door. Floor-walker Kelsey and Acting-President Jones begin to send out dope about how big the enrollment will be this year. It is the same old ' Varsity — but bigger and better than ever before. Still it is not the same as last year — Tur- key Bowman is gone. But the other two of the Eternal Three are still with us — Kelsey and Nardin. The Sophs are al- ready herding on the Quad enjoying the new sensation of smoking on the mounds. Bill Suddath is busy lifting cons, as usual. Prentiss prices books at the Co-op to send the book-bill to the Old Man. Whipple looks more mature than he did last year ; the Freshmen begin to take him for an upperclassman. U. B. Club is so reno- vated, so refurnished that Red Smith thinks that he is at Read Hall. The Katy and Wabash trains begin to do business once more. And Thyra Samter is teach- ing school in Arkansas. 13. — Cole and Ikenberry patrol Aca- demic steps, stiflf-arming everybody into subscribing to The Independent. The Freshmen have already forgotten the warnings they got before leaving home not to drink milk in their coffee. Nobody yet got a place to board. Jim Mitchell ' s toothpicks litter the streets. President Jones at every train with an anxious face. Hack drivers make the wearers of the high school pins run the gauntlet. Everybody writing and tele- graphing home that the typhoid fever scare is a pleasantry of the newspapers, and for other students to come on. VRi.Vi.H ' i ' b A Bad Spell of Typhoid. 14. — Dr. ? Ioss in assembly advises the students against drinking water. Get out of the way for Tom Hall ' s ! Robinson declares that he can not, as a member of the faculty, take part in the M. U. G. S. Freshmen enrolling in Military think- ing that they are now Regulars. 15. — Booche dedicates his new pool hall with a big attendance. Freshmen who want to make a Frat already learn- ing to loaf at Booche ' s. O ' Bannon resigns his position at the Registrar ' s office to take up his duties with Captain Frazier. 16. — Garey figures out for the Inde- pendent that if a Freshman buys a share in the Co-op that he will save $1.65 by the time he is a Senior. Board of Health visits Columbia and suggests that a cleaning would not be out of place. 17. — Sunday. City authorities put on three shifts at 20 cents an hour to remove garbage from the main streets. The Freshman boys have already learn- ed to go to the Christian Church so as to rubber at the girls in the gallery. 270 18. — Fever scare dyin out. Benton Hall boys still practicing on how to pronounce chiffonier. Rollins Field filling up with Tigers. Club Boys sleeping in the day time and hazing at night. Doc. Blodgett mistaken for a Freshman and set upon by Wallace and his crowd of reeking Sophomores. 19. — Landladies still monopolizing the bulletin boards. Everybody on the ap- proved list. T. Carl Whitmer begins to advertise his Spring Music Festival. 20. — Mac Anderson burnishes up his old idea of regulating the Savitar. The baggage men just beginning to de- liver the miscarried trunks. 21. — A few straggling Seniors just be- giiuiing to drop in. 22.— Y. M. and Y. W. C. A. reception. Ozment;;, orchestra plays two-steps and waltzes. Dean Jones and Miss Lewis patrol the third floor. 23. — ' 09 men being chi-chied on general principles. The Asterisks talking about getting out a magazine. Hart gives a dance at the U. B. Club. Savitar staff elected. 24. — Red Wilson asks the Savitar staff what it is going to ' say about him. 25. — Bleachers full of enthusiasts. Reppy the popular hero. Easy Anderson 1 the hospital with malaria. Things look glum for Missouri — but we have Dr. Hetherington to help us out. 26. — Frank Birch, former Editor of the Savitar and professional glad-hand artist, gives a song recital for the benefit of the Glee Club. Nardin smiles knowingly. Our Frank is trying to get enough money to study in Europe. 27.— Dan McFarland and the Secretary of the Senior class arrive. Yes, certainly, this is merely a coincidence. Maupin, the 100 ' per cent punter, back. Kansas City papers say that Easy An- derson won ' t be able to play this fall. St. Louis dope-sheets announce that Captain Anderson is on the gridiron every day. 28. — lerrill Otis holds up the faculty for bleacher subscription. The rest of the Q E B H rope in the Freshmen. Rejoice: Some use has been found for the Q E B H. City lighting plant runs for forty min- utes straight without a break-down. Mon Dieu.! 29 — First mass-meeting. Coach -Mc- Lean takes to the gallery. Burley Smith elected yell leader. Football men not yet in practice for doing elocutionary work in meetings. Billie Seitz directs the Senior Engineer Bleacher Construction Gang. Bleachers done and the Engineers and Q E B H waiting- to be thanked in assembly. 271 1. — The balmy month of October has a moping sentimental effect on the Fresh- men. They begin to submit poetry to the Independent. Mac Anderson wins the office of ser- geant-at-arms of the Senior Class in a walkaway. 2 — L. Graf made teacher of German at Beasley ' s Academy and begins to sav We Ptofessors. Reinforcements for the Tiger squad : Brockmeyer and January from C. B. C. 3. — Krull just beginning to be talked about. Asterisks still talking about getting out a magazine. 4. — J. H. Craig to class already once this year on time. Eckhardt, wearing a coffee-pot lid cap, is mistaken in the hall for a Freshman. 5. — Fairchild tells Uriel Hughes that he can not let him in the Higher Criticism class as a person has to be a good student and know some language before he can be admitted. General Lew Wallace and his coterie of eleven Sophomores suspended for haz- ing. 6. — Tigers skinned Simpson to the symphony of 26 to 0. And now The Eter- nal Question is : Have we got a team, at last? 7 — A strange creature, who is the ma- nipulator of the snare drum, beginning to attract attention. Indiana Wallace tries to get the Savi- tar to use its influence to have him rein- stated. 9. — Pin Miller decides to have his burn- sides removed — at the suggestion of the rest of the Sigma Chis. Doodle Ross writes a poem entitled Germ Fancies which Kelsey sends out in his bulletin. The Higginsville Bazoo savs that if the University teaches stu- dents to write such rot, the appropriations must be cut down. And ever so is ■ blossoming genius nipped in the bud. 272 10. — The still, calm Columbia nights, specked bj ' student lamps and saturated with aroma of fresh-laid gas mains, are given over to fraternity initiations. $200 raised at mass-meeting for a sec- ond training table. 11. — Senior Engineers beginning to pitch pennies at cracks. Skinny Blanks and Burger neophytes at the game. Librarian Stone still speaking in the li- brary every Wednesday morning. 12. — Dean Richards, who still has the ninety degree position of his head charac- teristic of all straw-boss Profs., conducts Seminar and the Seniors ask questions. Weapons given out in Military and the Freshmen squabble over new guns. Seibel and Labsap feel justified. 13. — Y. M. C. A. still apologizing for LaFollette. Frank Gaunt is growing quite pro- ficient in telling about the real, live cow- boy girl he saw last summer in Colorado. 14. — Tigers walk over the Rolla Miners to the pace of 28 to Nothing. Can it be possible that we have a team? 16. — C. B. Miller, has an advertising poem contest. Shively walks of? in a pair of shoes. 17. — Nardin busy organizing some- thing or other. Beware. 18 Freshmen congregating in groups trying to decipher Whipple ' s corrections on their themes. 19._Secord gets 99 in Sociology quiz and astounds his Phi Del brothers. 20.— Mass-meeting for the Haskell game. Prentis does the Paderewski act and makes a killing with the girls. An- namosa makes a speech. Red Wilson gets famous by telling how all of us have a mother, brother, cousin or — sweet- heart coming in on the excursion, and we must have a holiday. 21. — Big Medicine Indians are devour- ed by the Tigers, SIX to Nuthin. Big- gest game ever pulled off on Rollins Field. Pete Houser ruled out of the game. Reppy has his knee twisted by a Redskin ; Leaphart gets kicked on the head by a Dog-Eater. Both go to the hospital. Maupin on a pedestal. Let ' s cut them out from now on, the watch- word. 400 students zigzag the streets in negligee atti re. All lights out at the fe- male colleges. Have we got a team? I told you so. Spell it — 6 to 1. . . Tom Hall has to fasten back his swinging doors. 23.r-Coach McLean blossoms out in the smile that won ' t come oiif. 24. — Senior Engineers organize a fire department and imagine that the fire in- surance on University buildings will drop twenty per cent. Heidel assistant chief electrician and Downing inspector at Read Hall. Marshall Darrach gives a Shakesperian recital amid the encore of the elements — the clapping of the thunder. Freshmen boys after getting touched for glass wag- ons, decide to take a course in weather prediction. 273 25. — The Quad Club opens up the sea- son with Raffles. Manager Miller de- cides not to have the calcium moonlight effect and tries the vocal brimstone ef- fect on the Christian College officials. 26. — The Weather conspires against the Tigers, but they practice in the mud, anyway. Miss Bateman begins her last term of dancing lessons. 28- — The Tigers leisurely eat eighteen points out of Tarkio. Can it really be that we have a football team? Coach Mc- Lean ' s barometrical face still doing the Sunny Jim act. 29. — Dew still explaining why the Quad Club did not have a calcium light. Farmers decide to wear livery stable trousers. Nardin calling daily meetings of the class presidents to discuss the Students ' Protective League. 31. — Freshman cadets guard the cam- pus from the heinous town boys. Rhi- noceros-pated property owners once more reminded to put in cement sidewalks. Red Wilson and his contingent of rough- necks block the University doors with the World ' s Fair columns. Macbeth, the Freshman, immortalized. 274 1 — Nardil! now working- on his master thesis, the Constitution of the Students ' Protective League. Starr returns from a week ' s visit to Howard County. He says she lived eleven miles in the countr} ' and he could not get to the station any sooner. ' 2. — The Asterisks corner Jack London and give him a banquet. Jack and Whip- ple argue Socialism the whole evening while the rest of the bunch wait patiently to ask him what color of ink he uses. What the Asterisks say before they see the bill : Jack London is as great as Shakespeare. 3. — Big discussion in the Independent over the Elective System. Dr. Max Meyer and Dr. Elkin running even. Holiday for Eugene Field ; Col. Switz- ler dusts off all of Eugene ' s pranks. Dan McFarland, when interviewed by The Tribune on what he thought of Lon- don says, What impressed me most v as that during the whole evening Mr. Lon- don did not swear once. Great joke. 4. — -That mass of humanity, known as the Boilermakers, pounded twenty-four points out of the Tigers. The Coach ' s face drops down to threatening. How the Asterisks say it after seeing the London banquet bill ; London is greatly over estimated. 6 — Cadet officers cussing the govern- ment and Captain Frazier on the price they must pay for their uniforms. Miss Bateman begins her last term of dancing lessons. 7. — Daddy Harrison, in Doc Brown ' s Chemistry class, finds out what gun- powder will do when heated. Moral : One is never too old to learn. 8 — Carey has Darrach deliver another Shakespearian reading for the Y. W. C. A. Seibel learns that the athletic depart- ment has some money and is very much worried. 9. — Cadet officers given a reception by Captain Frazier. All agree now that the uniforms did not cost so much after all. 10. — Simon Frank, the prosperous St. Louis banker, talks in assembly. 11. — St. Louis University beef and the Mysterious Blue Bottle beat Missouri 17 to 0. St. Louis U. rooters, rowdies and roughnecks go mob-wild and parade around the outside of the athletic field breaking down fences and scaring horses. Some humanitarians get dray wagons at night and haul the St. Louis U. booze- bunch down to the depot, chuck them on- to the train and ship them out of town. 13. — John Emmet Price gets the Cass County students to organize a county club. This Chronicle said nothing about who was president. 14. — Captain Frazier still trying to find out what cadet it was that looked over the fence during the St. Louis game. My cadet must be a gentleman. Fll teach him a lesson by reducing him to ranks when I find out who it is. 18 275 16. — Annual Hioh School v. Beasley ' s Academy football game and fight. Score ; High School — six faces and four noses : Academy— four faces and ten fingers. Rumors of new military ball. Miss Bateman organizes a new dancing class composed of four full companies. 18. — Washington University steals game from the Tigers by the score of 14 to 10. Rotten, punk, putrid. Everybody getting ambidexterous in oflfering excuses for the Tigers. Dr. Hetherington says something about Pursuing the right pol- icy. 22. — Karnopp of the Y. AI. C. A. gives the fraternity men a banquet. The Freshmen in the fraternities be- ginning to rebel about being made gen- eral servants. 25. — Karnopp asks the fraternity men to take Bible study. Jim Ellis takes his flock to Sedalia to n Y. M. C. A. convention. Other students settle down to a few days of work with- out fear of being interrupted by solici- tors. 24. — Walter Williams astounds the na- tives by blossoming out in a man ' s voice in introducing Captain King of the Globe- Democrat. Cadets get to make use of their new uniforms at military reception. Fresh- men cadets work four hours in afternoon getting cannons polished and ready for the second floor. 25.— R. M. Bird, Ph. D., says that ice freezes at 4 degrees C. Question arises as to whether 4 degree of ice i as good t ' ' hi 0 ' ice. Secret practice going steadily on. Dope slingers getting to be quite profic- ient. 26. — Max Meyer talks in assembly on The Relation of Man to Woman. Every co-ed in the University present. At last it is settled ; Man is one thirty-second smarter than woman. 27. — Last football mass-meeting of the year. Usual current of hot air about Mis- souri going to rip ' em up tliis time. Fatherly talks given to the Freshmen about going to Kansas City. Independ- ent Cole comes out in a new role — as a soloist. Indian Kahn takes up a collec- tion to send the yell leaders to K. C. 276 28. — Thanksgiving ' number of the In- dependent out with Savitar cuts of the old football men. Press agents at Kansas City making out that Kansas is weak and Missouri has a lot of surprises in store. 89. — Fraternity men leave for K. C. Train gets into Kaw City four hours late- — and the fraternity men do not get to wear their rented dress suits to the banc|uets. And we won ' t go home till morning. r j)()st i!e - Postkarte i.n.ii.-uih-i.i!,, - levelc rev-Kort - - Karta kor ' inn 1. — Everybody back explaining how it wasn ' t done. Knockers work in shifts. 2. — Everybody still saying, Well, did you see that man Donald? 3. — Freshmen just beginning to learn to cut assembly on Monday mornings. Lieutenant Winkler sick. Hourly bul- letins posted as to his condition. 5. — Doughty of the Chemistry de- partment goes to Baltimore — for better or for worse. 6. — Freshmen beginning to count up the days till Christmas time. All the boys beginning to look around for pres- ents for That Friend at Home. 7 — Bob Stewart elected to run the Co- op. There are some things beyond the ken of. man. Farmers send out slab-side invitations for a housewarming. 8. — Mr. Eckhardt sick. The girls lose all interest in their work. 9- — J. H. Craig, assisted by Pickard, trying to bring some Tissot to Columbia. Farmers have a big house-barnwarm- ing. No press representatives allowed. Result : Never mentioned. 11. — A dozen Freshmen work four hours up in the Archaeological Museum hanging the Tissot pictures and are re- warded by being given a Sunday School picture. 12. — Sallie elected football captain. Rutherford gets 76 girls ' autographs at the football reception and is pronounced, by the papers, the most popular boy in school. Col. Shurtz and Ben McCarroU of the music department of the University of Missouri, try out Doctor Bert L. Red- mond for the Glee Club. He makes good and is sent to Switzler ' s to enroll. 13. — Band concert. The snare drum- mer makes a big killing. He plays three instruments and at the same time whis- tles for the stations in the train-piece. Great culture contest. All the Profs, lecturing to their classes on how much culture one can get from visiting the Tissot collection. 14. — Denslow ' s Oven opened to the public. Ever3 ' body mentioned kicks; everybody not mentioned knocks. William E. Curtis lectures in assembly on journalism. Engineers tune up their anvils because he didn ' t lecture long enough for them to cut the 11 :30. 16. — Junior Academs and Dan Stine entertain the Freshmen. Prize offered to the person guessing titles of ten Tissot Reproductions of well-known scenes from the Bible. Highest number guess- ed : three. Stock judging team wins a moral vic- torj at Chicago. 18 — At last— The Asterisk. Clang, clang, clang. 19. — Th e Asterisks drop into the Co- op every half-hour to ask, Have you sold another magazine since we were in here the last time? Seniors give their Christmas tree. J. H. Craig does the Pete Kelsey Santa Claus act. Law faculty get all the to- bacco. Whipple gets his usual package of chewing-gum and bottle of red ink. 278 20. — Freshmen with pipes in their mouths and with their uniforms on seen goingf toward the depot. Freshmen girls promise to write to the ' 09 boys during the hoUdays. Freshman Waltner gets up in Chemis- try class and leads in nine ' rahs for Doc Brown. There is more than one way to get an A. Leaphart moves his desk over to the door. 21. — Asterisks trying to borrow money to go home on. Last day of school before the Christ- mas vacation. Town already beginning to look deserted with the Female Col- lege girls the Academy kids and the Freshmen gone. The Profs exercise their high and di- vine authority by giving written quizzes. Adaline Porter does a rushing business at the Wabash depot. Everybody misses dinner to get to the one o ' clock train. Train two hours late — of course. Now for ten days of cranberries and buttermilk ! 279 MD J MJM mY ' 3. — Freshmen comin,sf back to write their themes. 4. — Everybody back with their suit- cases full of thing ' s the landladies don ' t have. Shorthorns arriving in car lots. Quad beginning to look like a cattle ranch. Club boys reinstated on good be- havior. 12. — Red Mahan proves himself to be a diplomat. He announces before exams that that he won ' t be back next se- mester. Much ranting in the Auditorium- 5.— Bates quits golfing for the rest of Freshmen trying for the debating squad. 13. — Faculty members get choice of seats for the Glee Club Show. Plat passed around and forced upon them, don ' t you know. Long and continued knocking. Clark Nichols ' Joplin Quartette gives an entertainment in asseml ly. Shorthorn reception. Kelso distin- guishes himself as an impromptu speaker. 15. — George Underwood, after trying to learn to smoke since September, swears off. Indian Kahn fails to turn up at Booche ' s. What is the matter? William Read, a junior Farmer cultur- ist, first man to pay his assessment; most progressive man in school. 16. — Excitement about Indian quieted ; he was out of town. Starr gets acid in his eyes and is ex- cused from exams. It ' s easy when you know how. 17. — Exams are coming on apace; and the winter. 6. — William Henry Cook, medic, turns in the first picture for the Savitar. Board astounded. 7. — Dan ] IcFarland gets his name on the editorial page of the Columbia Tri- bune and begins to have a prosperous country editor look. An M. S. U. debating notice is posted without having Merrill Otis ' name on it. Six U. B. Clubljers get notice to va- cate for stacking rooms. Much cussing and tearing of hair. 8. — Dan Stine entices the Junior class to a meeting by posting up a sign saying, New scheme — Everybod} ' come. Everybody goes and is as- sessed. 9. — Big Corn Show on. Dean Jones makes speech before the convention and gets off the joke about the Missouri far- mer that St. Peter had to tie up in heaven to keep him from returning to Missouri. Jerre Babb and Doc Brown on the ponies are coming out apace. Notice- front seats. Walter Williams never misses a day. 10. — Glee Club boys throw away their Duke ' s. Nobody can smoke now but Krull. 11 Banquet to pull the wool over the visiting farmers. Pickard tries to buv beef from the U. B. Club. able decline in number of K. A. pool sharks at Booche ' s. 18. — A literary wave sweeps over the school ; everybody writing their semester papers. Prof. Pope at class himself. 19. — Glee Club boj ' s appear in some kind of Samoan Island headgear sup- posed to be caps. 280 20. — Temple, the Humanitarian, prom- ises to break the trust if the students will support his Higginsville laundry. Coach AIcLean leaves. Great moral victorv. ( aramin ' 22-29. — The week of nightma res is jn. Justice is once more demanding ' her dues. Profs are once more on a pedes- tal, monarchs of all they survey. It is the period of midnight oil and wet towels. The silent plodders once more break the tape ; the-let-things-slide fellows burnish up their old cuss words. The Blue Book plague mows down the ranks. The char- acters of the Profs are laid bare by condi- tioned Freshmen. 27.— At night: Krull Klub Concert doings. ■ Railey has the ' ushers sell his songs in the aisles — one night stand opera house style. Grand hold up : Co- op sells Huyier ' s and the Y. W. C. A. hot chocolate. Krull attracts consider- able attention unto himself by singing King Chawles. 281 1. — The first down of ' Oo- ' OG school life is over. Many young men who were very promising in their home towns have decided that higher education does not pay and have gone back to business ca- reers on their fathers ' farms. 2. — Dan McFarland starts big ath- letic upheaval. Was Brockmeyer paid? Walter Williams and assistants go to Washington to force President Roosevelt to come to Missouri for a degree. 3. — Athletic situation now boiling. Question now is: Who was not paid? Simplicity produces a new indicator card. 4. — Fraternity dances every night. Liverymen and florists have to divide their money between the banks. 5. — Only five sound, all-round Engi- neers left. Shaw balks at the fourth let- ter. 6. — A few of the enterprising Profs, just beginning to post grades. Heard at every door : Look there my name is not on that list. There ' s a mistake some- where. I am going in to see that Prof about it. 7. — Garey furthers the literary inter- es ts of the University by having a poetry contest for a Co-op ad. 8 — A few more grades posted. Burger makes A in Seminar. 10. — At a fire on Broadway Jack Good- son distinguishes himself by rushing m and carrying out a boiling tea kettle. 14. — Maud McCormick ' s number of The Girls ' Independent out. Usual amount of poetry and knocking. 15. — The nine embryo journalists off to St. Louis to run the Post-Dispatch. Billy Williamson makes fireworks with his screwdriver. 16. — Wabash train wrecks Drs. Fair- child and Hill and Jimmy Phelan. 17. — Faculty talking about changing the course some way or other. 18. — All the people in the Shakespeare class who haven ' t heard from their grades, send Fairchild flowers. 19. — Nichols and his Joplin Club still getting advertising. Defoe opens the window for Kelso. 21.— K. U. Mandolin Club gets ma- rooned at Hallsville by Wabash wreck. Lay over four hours — and discuss Mis- souri. Were just getting ready to hobo their way to Columbia on handcars, when the wreck train brings them down. Af- ter the concert the Glee Club boys let the K. U. boys dance with their girls while they stand around and look on. 22.— The Phi Dels have a big doins in honor of George Washington. Merrill Otis edits the Independent while Cole is in St. Louis and fills it with stuff about the Areopagus, debating and Walter Williams. 23. — Mac Anderson starts his annual Savitar Regulation movement. Bates announces that Judge Hinton will lecture on The Resident Judicator. Walker explains that this means Walter Williams. 24.— Y. M. C. A. Stunt Night. Real- istic scenes given from U. B. Club life. Game of football with players in high linen collars and wearing pink sashes, as it will be played under Hetherington in a few years. Harry Pierce sets up as a sideshow spieler. 282 Freezer of ice cream mysteriously dis- appears from the back steps of the Pi Phi House. 26.— Seats for The College Widow advertised at fifty cents and seventy-five charg ed. Dew and Miller kept busy ex- plaining. Donnell invited to Read Hall from 7 :30 to 8 :00 and rents a dress suit. 27. — Mr. and Mrs. Sellinger sing rag- time in assembly. Dearie, Love, Dove, Sweetness. Carter Alexander gets his Phi Beta Kappa key — size 4x5. 283 1. — Great coal famine. Streets almost impassible. Everbody orders a hundred bushels and gets twenty or less. 2. — Judge Lawson goes out of tovvn and leaves as a last will and testament on the bulletin board : Freshmen will read my book on contracts during my ab- sence. Faculty still going to the basket-ball games. 3. — Lawyers and Engineers entertain the rest of the students by scrapping over a Freshman banner dropped in assembly. Judge Lawson to the rescue and gets sprayed with the fire extinguisher. 4. — Freshman lawyers cutting classes, holding caucuses and having class meet- ings over their presidents ' Savitar pic- ture. 6. — Daily Brothers competing with Cole Dyer for a monopoly on the bul- letin board. 8. — Paul Higbee gets off the joke that made him famous — about the Pi Phi dog being dyed. 9. — The College Widow at Stephens. Chewing gum and candy sold between acts by the aisle-boy. Billy Hogsett comes down from Kansas City to be the star. Artie throws ink in Willie ' s eye. 10. — The Post-Dispach journalists cross hearts that the man who wins the prize will give a feed to the rest of the bunch. 11. — Sunday. Bob Jones, with a bill poster picture, announced as winner of the Post-Dispatch money. 12. — Jones congratulated by Joe Vic. Result : no feed. 13. — Track men kicking up the dust everyday under the Auditorium. A startling announcement is made that the Kelsey-Lipscomb book on the Uni- versity of Missouri will appear in April. 14. — News about the band trip just get- ting in the Independent. Agriculturists appear in Diamond Dead-eye Devil Dick sombreros. 16. — Missouri evens up old score by strolling oiT with 55 to 30 points in the Convention Hall track meet. Jackson undermining his record every time he goes in a meet. Crouch beats the Leland Stanford crack Kuhn, over the hurdles. ERIN CO BRACH ST. PATRICK HAS ARRIVED HIS ARRIVAL WILL BE CELEBRATED ENGINEERS! With the Greatest Atra) ol Stunts and Honois [ier Paid to a Patron SaM. ORDER OF CEREMONIES Blowing of, Whistles and Ringing of Bells 3 A. M. UNVEILING of DECORATIONS and STUNTS AT DAYLI6HT. CRAND KOW TOW AND REVIEW ON THE QUAD 10 A M. See and McMt St Puts. Silver Cornel Band. 4.— l l « - oum Them— 4 Qrand Ball to the Knlshts of 5t. Patrick In the Eventaff For Hxplanatlons and Elaborations SEE THE SHAMROCK! 284 17 — St. Patrick was an Eng ineer. Gen- eral Smith, in white war breeches, head- Hner. The band (i pieces — count ' em 4) rips off The Wearing of the Green un- til not a single Engineer could stand still. Kow-tow done in the snow to the vener- able St. Patrick Hoff. Diplomas were awarded on a concrete block lest the fac- ulty, in the spring-fever saturated days, should forget that function. Seitz ex- plains that from concrete, which is an im- itation stone, comes the great Sham- rock. Goak. id — Coal famine on. Fraternity houses out. Jim Mitchell ' s and Booche ' s head- quarters. 21 — Faculty members tha-. aovertised the Ben Greet players in their classes, and the Y. M. C. A. wireworkers attend the play. 22 — Prof. Pope knocks on the Co-op. Academic boys have a meeting to talk about the Hegira. Experience meeting at which everybody testifies as to how much ] Iiss Stewart will take off one ' s German grade if one cuts. 23. — Senior girls give Senior Academic boys a reception. Six boys present. No, sir ; co-education is not a success. Dr. Redmond of the U. B. Club gets into print with his poetry — laundry ad- vertisement in the Independent. 24. — Herr Doktor Ludwig Fulda lec- tures in German. Faculty in the pit. Stu- dents on the banks watch the cultured people of the pit so as to know when to smile and applaud. Fine lecture. 26 — Harvey to Sociology class on time. 27 — Artie Green talks in assembly. Read Hall turns out in a body. 28. — Shows, entertainments and con- certs so thick that students have to use memorandum books 29 — People just beginning to hand in the papers that they got conditions on last semester. 30 — Third fair day in March. Freshmen Engineers just learning not to call Bill Seitz Professor and take off their hats. Thomas F. Millard, the war correspon- dent, tells how he stood up under a for- t3r-two course luncheon in China with Amercan drinks every third course. Beta give him a spread and try him out. 285 2 — Bleachers beginning to fill up. Boys with their pipes and girls with their sleeves rolled back, dot the bleachers watching Bigger showing the boys the tricks of the trade. The M men show the girls of the University that they can do the light fan- tastic toe as well as the hurdles. 3 — Senior girls entertain the Senior Engineers. Number of Engineers in class, 44 ; number of Engineers present, 44. Bridget Quayle and stafif give a take-oflf on St. Patrick. Classical, musical Senior girls ! Scientific, domestic Senior girls ! Chafing dish, rolling pin, dresses and curls ! Senior girls. 4 — Dean Jones begins to advertise that Honorable C. A. Newton will speak at assembly. 5 — Debating societies disputing as to which one won the most honors in the de- bating tournament. People not in Reed ' s oratorical squad saying, Have they had a preliminary? 7. — Things have been quiet too long. Nardin, the Irrepressible, puts some gin- ger in the school routine, and stirs up a hornets ' nest. Biggest mass-meeting of the year. To have Easter holidays ; or not to have Easter holidays ; that is the question. The debaters make use of their oratorical talent. 9 — Nardin ' s Rebellion going merrily on. Second mass-meeting. Donnell sees the light and deserts Marshal Nardin. 11 — Seedy tells Wink, in military practice, to go to the blazing eternal. Missouri plays Kirksville with Captain Frazier as an encore. The Barracks Captain sends the mighty Captain Price out td the game to herd in the deserters. Underground railroad used for cadets. 12 — Uriel Hughes not in the library. 13 — Good Friday. Agriculturists plant potatoes. Everybody gone home for Easter. University bell fails to ring. Kennedy tells Prof. Defoe the bell clapper has been stolen. Question : How does Kennedy know ? 28fi Col. Dorsey decorates Thomas Jeffer- son ' s monument and makes a speech. 14 — Pope asks Ozark Wright if he har the job of coaching the Betas in Econ- omics. 16 — Hugh Moore of the Athletic De- partment announces that he is going to move over into the Y. M. C. A. olfice. Best joke of the season. 17 — Rabbitfoot Carter again occupie.= public attention through the newspapers. This time he is adopted from his stone- mason ' s hovel at Columbia Universit} ' into a wealthy bachelor ' s department, or something that way. 18. — Graduation invitations to the home high schools beginning to pour in. Sedwick made famous in a few min- utes. Captain Frazier publicly rips his sergeant straps off. The United States Arm} can not be fooled with. Petekelsey once more an author. The summer school bulletins out with the same old cuts. WHEREAS, we. the Farmers of the nniversity of the State of Missouri have all faith in the inSueDce of the moon and other heavenly bodies over the destinies of all men. Farmers in particular, and know that the dark of the moon is the time when every effort of the Parmer is attended with the ea1 est of success, THEREFORE This day Thursday, April 19, 1906, is set apart to be cele- brated Ijy a COUNTY FAIR ON THE STATE FARM Ceremonies open at 10 00 a m , when REUBEN will address his fellow citizens and their weli-wish( rs in the auditorium See the thousands of tillers of the soil flocking towards the fair grounds. Grand continuous ex hibition open from 2 30 p m till early the next morning ' . Moat marvelous attractions ever produced since the day of Adam A Few of the Stupendous Stunts : Best Horse Show ever held in the state, the $10,000 Races, Mule Race Greatest Collection of Monstrosities on the face of the earth -including a wild man from Africa, Greased Pig Race. Wheel of Fortune. Big Balloon Ascen- sion at 4:30 p. m.. Improved Methods of Animal Husbandry Demonstrated, a High-Class Merry-Qo-Round, and all other unusual attractions No admission charged Copper is the basis of exchange Coonskins cowhides, beeswax, and eggs taken Large families apply to the Manager for reduced rates Swell Lunch ot ttie 6:00 P. M- Dinner Hour Absolutelu Free Come and hear the White Suited Band imported especiaJlv for the occasion An elegant and spacious dancing floor GRAND HILARIOUS NIGHT SESSION Id which all departments are urged to take part and mingle with their country cousins Tours truly f ' RtSfi (IF E W STtPUF.MS PL ' BUSHJUn HO 19. — Farmers ' Day. Biggest stunt of the kind ever pulled off in the West. Horse-racing where you either make or lose three cents. A merry-go-round, a wild man, a palmist, a shooting gallery — everything ever had at a country fair. Everybody feels at home. Amateur pho- tographers in clover ; everybody get their pictures took. 21 — Missouri pulls off a double-head- er with Arkansas. Bigger teased them the first game by letting them take one point. Second game Missouri boycotts them in a straight shutout. 20. — Seniors still trying to look easy in their caps and gowns. 23. — The Frawley-Dew-Miller-Ellis combination give The Crisis in the curators ' two-by-four auditorium. No scenery, no costumes, but still a show. 287 24 — School life jjetting so strenuous that the seniors are thinking about hiring amanuenses. Potter wants to know if lumber is sold by the ton. 25 — The T. X. E. bunch put on a relay night shift chalking up the sidewalks. Senior and Junior Medics go fishing to Brushwood Lake. At night a dozen Sophomores and Freshmen steal bread basket and escape to McBaine. 26 — Town overffowing with aluminum, book, map, sterescope, Bible symbol, roy- al scroll solicitors. Boys waylaid on the streets and dragged to the hotels to have $200 a month forced upon them. 27 — Fraternities cussing each other and the athletic department over men they are to keep during the high school meet. 28 — Donnell whoops up enthusiasm in assembly for the debate between Texas and Missouri. Biggest crowd ever at a debate in Columbia. Anyway, Missouri had the most points, the best arguments and all that, you know. 30 — President and Mrs. Jesse given a big reception in the new gymnasium by all the departments. The calendar must end. Keeping a rec- ord of this past year ' s events has been a big task. There has been so much doing at Missouri this last year that a few lines for each day could not begin to cover the field. Missouri University is getting to be a three-ring circus. The high school meet is the last of the week ; Missouri met Texas two night ago ; on the diamond IMissouri walked over South Dakota two days ago ; to-day the Seniors met the fac- ulty on equal grounds — the baseball field ; the anxiously-waited-for Spring Music Festival is now on ; the Senior dance is to-morrow ; the Junior Prom a week after that ; the Apollo Club soon ; the Circus after that ; the Higira a week of¥ — some- thing doing all the time. The student has to study on the run. The calendar must end and let the Eas- ter Holidays take care of themselves. Captain Frazier and the band fight it out. and the Xardin-Walker-Donnell clique plan the anti-everything movement. 288 @ Ceoein IXfot 01 HE Savitar is a big proposition — a bigger proposition than we thought last fall when we tackled it. But we are not sorry. We have made mistakes — lots of them. None of our readers can point them out more plainly than we can see them. But with all that we are proud of the Savitar. We did not get this number of the Savitar out alone — far from it. The whole school helped us : The Junior and Senior classes responded by having their pictures taken without the stiff arming that usually has to be employed ; and the diiiferent people we had to go to for information were always glad and willing to help us. So the Savitar is more than a Junior class book — it is the Missouri University Annual. To many individuals are we especially thankful. Not enough can be said for William C. Matthews, the boy with the big heart, who would drop his own school work any time to draw for the book. Whatever of merit there is in this number, half is due to Matty. To Monte K. Crews we also feel a debt of gratitude. He entered here last fall as a Freshman, but during the first semester, left to go to a Chicago art school. But his interest in Missouri University was so great that he even dropped his night work at Chicago to draw for the Savitar. To FlOyd F. Hanley, Edward Bonnot, Madeline Branham, Cecil K. Eastman, Doodle Ross, J. E. Craig, Bob Jones, T. B. McEntee, M. Einhorn, H. W. Stiles, Frank Boucher, Baby Cole. Tom Railey, Eva Blythe we give thanks. MONTE K. CREWS 289 € e at tfar Edltor-ln-Chief. HOMER CROY, Zl 7 J Mflryville, Missouri. Advertising Manager, FRED H. KKOG, Washington, Missouri. Art Editor, CHARLES W. SIMISON, Clinton, Missouri. 290 aff for 1906 Business Manager, T. E. WOODWARD, Columbia, Missouri. Secretary -Treasurer, FLOYD C. FREEMAN, J T A Chafee, New York. Associate Editor, G. ROY HORNER, Deepwater, Missouri. 19 291 292 The Panhellenic Baseball Tbophy Won by the Kappa Alpha Feateenity 293 DRA WING INSTRUMENTS DRAWING PAPERS SLIDE RULES HUYLER ' S CANDIES PETERS ' CHOCOLATE McINTOSH ' S TOFFEE Established, Seotember, 1899 THE UNIVERSITY CO-OPERATIVE STORE Incorporated under the Laios of Missouri OWNED AND CONTROLLED BY THE STUDENT BODY Sells Books, Stationery, Drawing Supplies, Sporting Goods, Souvenirs, Novelties and Candies at a reasonable margin; pays running expenses; adds a small amount to the capital stock, and returns the balance as rebates to the STUDENT SHAREHOLDERS annually. The CASH rebates for the collegiate year 1904-05 were ,3 ,P5- Sales for collegiate year 1905-06, over $31,000.00. There are now over 1,900 shareholders who own and control the store. A share costs $1.00 and will save each student owning one from $2,00 to 5.00 a year. It need not be bought again the following year but is good as long as the original purchaser is a stu- dent of the University. See that your friend among the new students gets a share before buying his supplies PESNi tc iSKTS PILLOW COVERS TOST CcAR S ' PICTURES PISKS SPOOSNiS NOTE BOOKS NOTE PAVERS PESKCILS TcA LETS ISKK And PcASTES FOUSNJcAISK. ' PENS GOLF GOODS TESNiSKJS GOODS BASE BALL GOODS G YMNcASIUM SUITS HURT ' S QUFRE Tc IPERS BLcAI S Tc4 ' =BLETS FRA TERSNJTY Pc 1PE%S DIE STcASMPE ' D PcAPERS ESM ' BOSSED TcAPERS SPECIcAL Tc IPE S The College Man is the logical arbiter of fashions. He has an op- portunity to consider his personal appearance. He is guarded in his choice of dress. It is be- cause we meet his require- ments with such great satisfaction that most col- lege men favor us with their patronage. Joe Vic Barth The Big Clothiers and Haberdashers COLUMBIA, MO. 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FRESH AND SALT MEATS, POULTRY AND GAME, FISH AND OYSTERS IN SEASON : :::::::: 299 Lnnrnv Pi r-f-nr : Vi farYM f ° P-- JOE JANOUSEK, Art Shop MODERN Jl ' lCtUre r ramer A Right ■ no. , south Ninth Leet GANT BROTHERS FINEST LINE OF Groceries ON THE MARKET W. B. NOWELL RETAIL Groceries MEATS FRUITS SEEDS ETC. We make special efforts to se- cure goods free from adulteration THE FAMOUS Kalamazoo Uniforms Receive more praise from Military College Presi- dents, Commandants, Inspectors and Cadets than all other makes . . . Send for American College Record ... It is free . . . We manufacture all military uniforms and equipment Catalogue free on request : : : : : : The Henderson- Ames Company KALAMAZOO, MICHIGAN 300 J. W. WALLER Columbia, Missouri THE P EOPLE ' S OPULAR USHING ROGRESSIVE HOTOGRAPHER ALWAYS — Not how cheap but how good and up-to-date. Savitar Pictures a Specialty THE Friedman Bros. Shoe A happy combination of style and durability and a splendid shoe for students, sold at a price within the reach of their pocket- books is now on sale at ... . T E S C H ' S REPAIRING NEATLY DONE No. 12 South Eighth Street FULL DRESS SUITS A SPECIALTY ALL THE LATEST NOVELTIES ON HAND B. F. IVASSER MERCHANT TAILOR 814a Broadway CLEANING AND REPAIRING ON SHORT NOTICE ALL WORK GUARANTEED TO BE FIRST-CLASS M. P. PARKER, President D. A. ROBNETT, Secretary THOS. McHARG, Treasurer THE PARKER FURNITURE CO. Is in a position to sell the students what they need and at satisfactory prices Phone 5j 301 THE REASON WHV so many graduated from the University this year is due to to the fact that the majority of graduates have been eating my groceries during their school years. My groceries will sustain you as well as they have them. HENRY WISE. THE GROCER Remember the Number n6 For special service. All work guaranteed to equal the best. Laundry collected up to lo A M. Friday and returned the same week Eureka Laundry Co. A. O. LONG, Manager HENRY KREUTZ HENRY niNWIDDIE KREUTZ DIN KIDDIE Dealers in Furnaces, Galvanized Iron Work Tin Roofing and Guttering : : : : : u4 Kinds of Job Work Done 24 North Ninth Street HORSMAN TENNIS RACKETS FOR 1906 STAND FIRST IN Design, Workmanship Playing alities. Durability iiv the verdict of experts they are unrivalled in BALANCE, STRINGING AND FINISH NEW MODELS The CENTAUR, Double frame and Mesh. The SEABRIGHT, Cane shoulders The A-i MODEL, Patent central striflging. The B Model, Extra narrow shape The HORSMAN EXPERT, Canehandle. The HYDE, Patent knotted stringing. Send for illustrated catalogue with Lawn Tennis Hand Book containing Official Rules, Decisions, Etc. E. I. HORSMAN COMPANY 354 BROADWAY, NEW YORK Sole U. S. selling agents forthe famous F. H. Ayres Championship Tennis Ball, approved by the U. S. N. L. T. A. 302 WHEN VISITING Kansas City STOP AT the Blossom House EUROPEAN PLAN. OPPOSITE UNION DEPOT WE SELL ANY LAW BOOK PUBLISHED Pipes Reed Book Store Law Books 725 WYANDOTTE ST. KANSAS CITY, MO. 9TH YEAR PHONE 16 Nifong Manufacturing Company Distilled Water Ice STANDARD FOR Qt IALITY STANDARD FOR SERVICE STANDARD FOR PRICE 202 Piano in Your Home Will add to your home comfort and pleasure and be a source of education to your chil- dren. Our large stock, high quality and easy terms will assist you in buying a piano. Absolute satisfaction guaranteed. Old instruments taken in exchange for new ones. We make a specialty of renting pianos Come and see or write us. JOHNN. TAYLOR MUSIC STORE loi I E Broadway, Columbia, Mo BOONECOUNTY MILLING AND E L E VATOR COMPANY Wholesale and retail Flour and Feed deal- ers. Prompt de- livery. Phone 9. Lindell Grocery Co WHOLESALE GROCERS DISTRIBUTORS OF SQUIRREL FOOD PRODUCTS, LINDELL CANNED GOODS AND EARLY BREAK FAST COFFEE Squirrel Food Products Remember the name 8th and Cherry Streets Long Distance Telephone 83 Columbia • Missouri M. G. QUINN NOTARY S. F. CONLEY CONLET Real Estate and Loan Agents. Fire Insurance Cheap lands in the great Southwest for sale or ex- :hange FULL LINE OF Bakery Goods AND Fine Box Candies BEHREN ' S BAKERY CENTRALIA, MO. 304 ' FOR ill FOOTWEAR fir DEPARTMENT STORE For Ladies ' and Gents ' High Grade Furnishings at the Lowest Cash Prices : : : SOUTH NINTH STREET, PHONE 85 305 HORNBERGER, THE PLUMBER When you get to Centralia make yourself at home at THE NEW GLOBE HOTEL THRELKLELD SHEA PHONE 61 HULETT BROTHERS For Anything on Wheels UNCLE DAN AND LITTLE PAUL SEE THE BEST PICTURES IN THIS BOOK THEY SIMPLY LEAD DOUGLASS PHOTOGRAPHER Dr J. H. BROWN DENTIST 904A BROADWAY THOMAS PARSONS SHOE REPAIRER NEXT DOOR TO JOEJANOUSEKS ' Q H ♦ Yoti can get an ' 06 Savitar by sc?tding $1-75 to T. E. WOODWARD, Columbia, Mo. JAMES B. COLE AND JENNIE V. FLEMING, OSTEOPATHIC PHYSICIANS, PHONE 498. 306 Wholesale andRetail Groceries and Po ultry COURTHOUSE ST. PHONE - 375 Baker, Robinson AND COMPANY FIRST-CLASS GROCE- RIES AT LOWEST PRICES. WE FEED THE STUDENTS : : : GEM UNION RICHTER Drawing Instruments Superior to all others in construction, material and Hnish. We make and carry the most complete stock of draw- ing materials and surveying instruments. Catalogue on application : : : : Eugene Dietzgen Co. CHICAGO SAN FRANCISCO NEW YORK NEW ORLEANS Higbee and Hockaday CLOTHING CO. FOR MEN ' S Clothing and Furnishings ONE PRICE Cash Clothiers Higbee and Hockaday CLOTHING CO. 307 Safe and Sure Enaravino When your engraving order is placed with the Barnes-Crosby Company it is an absolute guaranty that it will receive careful attention, that the best results obtainable will be produced and that the order will be delivered on time. If that is the kind of service you want, write us. Largest engraving establishment in the world. The Barnes-Crosbu Companu E. W. HOUSER, President 214 CHESTNUT STREET, ST. LOUIS Also Chicago, New York and numerous other branches 308 WEBSTER ' S mm DICTIONARY NEEDED in every HOME, SCHOOL and OFFICE RECENTLY ADDED, 25,0O0 NEW WORDS PHRASES NEW GAZETTEER OF THE WORLD NEW BIOGRAPHICAL DICTIONARY 2380 Quarto Pages. 5000 Illustrations. IT IS A PACKED STOREHOUSE OF ACCURATE INFORMATION EilitorinCliief, V. T.IIAKKIS,LI,.I)..U-S.Ci)in.ofi; n GRAN D PRIZE, WORLD ' S F IR, ST . LOUIS FREE, Dutionary Wrinkles. Illustrated pamiihlet f WEBSTER ' S i a. C. MERRIAM CO., Springfield, Mass. I ufrERNArioNALl GETTHEBESX DKTIONAKJ ' For Comfort and Convenience Travel by this sign 0] J Every large city in Indian Ter- Missouri, Kansas and Texas Railway A Little Two by Four LUNCH COUNTER A. M. RUMMANS, Prop. 21 North Ninth Street WM. WALKER T h e Plumber EVERYTHING FIRST-CLASS 309 P ' TRADE MARK. A Food For Brain and Body SOLD BY All Druggists and Grocers I R. R. ALLEN TAILORING COMPANY | STYLISH SUITS Our suits stand for character, individuality and distinctiveness Correct styles, perfect fit, new weaves and expert workmanship CRAVENETTES Considered pre-eminently the proper top coat for spring and and fall wear, either on stormy or sunshiny days. Correct in every detail — fit, style and tail- oring. I R. R. ALLEN TAILORING COMPANY | 310 GOOD NEWS FOR M. S. U. Do Ton Know About ' ' Wear- Weir Clothes THIS SHOWS HOW THE ' Wear-Well Clothes LOOK.— NOTHING BETTER These suits have been named Wear-Well for a purpose. That purpose is to impress upon your mind the fact that they DO wear better than the ordinary kind of clothes, and in wearing preserve all their good looks and good style. That is the real meaning of Wear-Well and you have our guarantee that these suits are all that is claimed for them. All the new correct spring styles in new shades of gray and attractive fancy mixtures, cut es- pecially for young men ' s wear. We invite your critical inspection. PRICES We especially call your attention to the very low prices — and the big values that these prices represent — big value is a notable feature of the new Globe. Prices always away below others With otir 7iew store in the 11 e IV Exchange Bank Building zue oficr every facility for satisfac- tory buyiftg. Everything brand nezv. GLOBE Clothing Co. ONE PRICE TO ALL THE TIGER $3 HAT The best wearing hat made. Very stylish and guaranteed $4 value, a M. S. U. favorite. 311 R. r. ROGERS DRTf GOODS AND CARPETS PHone 1 . 13 Broad ' wax. Columbie ANT B or OR GIRL can work his or her way through school and get a business education at the :::::::: Columbia Business College One-third of the University students pay their own expenses. More than that do at the Columbia Busi- ness College. Unsurpassed courses in Bookkeeping, Shorthand, Typewriting, Banking. Write for catalog GEO. H. BEASLEY COLUMBIA MISSOURI Make Money During Vacation We have MANY STUDENTS who make from $i to S5 per day during vacation each year, selling GIBSON ' S SOAP POL- ISH to families. Large can selU for 10 cents — you keep half, you make all I he profit and we get the advertising. Cans are left on trial and sell themselves. No housewife would be without them after a trial, Gibson ' s Soap Polish is ' The King of Cleaners ' and it sells itself. The Univer- sity of Missouri buys these goods in barrel lots so they must be good Secure your home town. You rikk nothing. GIBSON SOAP CO OMAHA, NEBRASKA DR. REES THE ELECTRO-MAGNETIC TOOTH EXTRACTOR AND DENTIST HOME OFFICE: 23A NORTH EIGHTH STREET PHONE - 639 312 LEVY, ON BROADWAY, FOR STYLE IN SHOES W. W. BOILLOT P I A N o T u N E R C O L U M B I A , M I s s o u R I PHOXE 737 AXD LEA VE TOUR ORDER TUNER OF THE CABLE company ' s WONDERFUL world ' s FAIR PIANOS WORK ENDORSED BY: Allen Music Company, Columbia, Mo. Prof. Fritz Krull, M. S. XL Prof. M. Edwin Johnson, East St. Louis Ho-ward Payne College Mrs. Joseph W. Polk, Jefferson City J. C. Schwabe Bro. REAL ESTATE, LOANS, INSURANCE, AB- STRACTS, FARM AND CITY PROPERTY FOR SALE OR EXCHANGE COLUMBIA, MISSOURI NORTH EIGHTH STREET I EIMER AMEND I M P ORTERS AND MANUFACTURERS OF ESTABLISHED ::::::: 1851 C. P. CHEMICALS AND REAGENT ' S CHE M I C A L , PHYSICAL AND SCIENTIFIC AP- PARATUS. ASSAY GOODS : : : : ■ 204-2 1 1 THIRD AVEXUE, CORNER 18th STREET NEW YORK CITY JffJ B - v k 3 ■ We handle the best of every- thing needed for a Laboratory 313 The Provident Life and Trust Company OF PHILADELPHIA Offers the best there is in LIFE INSURANCE at the lowest possible cost Dividends are and have always been paid annually Men of character wanted as representatives : : W. B. BURRUSS SPECIAL AGENT COLUMBIA, - MISSOURI Rates Furnished on Application vi ' q H. J. Gribble FURNACES AND TIN JOB WORK 909 CHERRY STREET C. W. GOODMAN WHOLESALE AND RETAIL CONFECTIONERY Catering Ice Cream Fruits OfficcFvrniturc which would give you pride in possession of it. The best in desks, chairs, book cases, tables, filing devices — send for catalogs STATIONERS, PRINTERS, BINDERS IO8-HO WEST NINTH STREET KANSAS CITY, MO. ON YOUR HUNTING TRII He sure to I ' c properly e iiiippcii— obtain tlie STI-:V- liNS and yoti CANNOT ;o wkun ;, ' c mnke RIFLES . . . from $2.25 to $160.00 PISTOLS . . . from 2.50 to 50.00 SHOTQUNS . . from 7.50 to 36.00 Ask your dealer and insist on our popular make. If youcannotahtaln, weship direct, carriage charges prcf-aid, upon receipt of LTatalo); price. Send for i4o-page iltus- trnted catalog. If inter- ested In SHOOTlNd, you ouk, ' litto Jiave it. Mailed for four cents in stamps to- cover postage. Our attractive three-color Aluminum Hanger will be sent anywhere for lo cents in stamps. J. STEVENS AKMS AND TOOL CO., I . O. Dox 4U96 Chicopee Falls, Mass., IT. S. A. 314 The Improved United States Cream Separator WON GOLD MEDAL, THE HIGHEST AWARD At the Lewis and Clark Exposition at Portland, Oregon. At the Pan- American Exposition in 1901, the U. S. Separator established the World ' s Record for Clean Skimming by leaving only .0138 of onefper cent of butterfat in the skim milk as an average for SO sepa.ra.ie Consecuti ' be runs- This remarkable figure stood unequalled upto 1905 when the U. S. again demonstrated its- indisputable su- periority by leaving only .0126 of one per cent of butterfat as a three days ' composite test of separated milk from all the dairy cows at the Lewis and Clark exposition . . As there was no skimming contest at the St. Louis Expo- sition, the U. S. Separator con- tinues to maintain undisputed right to the title of the best ma- chine of its kind. These facts concern every cow owner who is in the mar- ket for a cream separator. To all such our free catalogue telling all about the U. S. Separator should be equally in- teresting. A copy is free for the asking. ADDRESS Vermont Farm Machine Co. BELLOWS FALLS, VT. Eighteen centrally located distributing warehouses throughout the U. S. and Canada 315 D PRATHER, FOR DRUGS University Military Academy Home|School for Thirty Boys Twelfth year. New, thoroughly equipped build- ings, in park of twenty acres within aity limits. Individual instruction and personal supervision. Courses and teachers approvad by the S ' ate Uni- veasity. offer a thorough preparation fcr Yale, Harvard, West Point or business. John. B. Welch, A. M., Prin. Columbia, Mo. IBoael footwear for o)oaei people iDoaei for $tpu P)odel for Price £. . 6ultar dbc Qnes!||)ricc Shoe man Societies, Students, Professors — IN FACT TO ALL PARTICULAR USERS OF FINE PRINTING we cater : ; : We ' re in it for further orders Live in it, like it, believe in it — when it ' s properly done. Effective printing is the net result of long experience, study, special tal- ent and equipment. We have the me- chanical skill and modern facilities. Our printers are fellows who love their work, not printers by accident but thru choice. Our hobby — Quality, Quantity, Quickness Our Specialty — Rush Orders Come in let ' s talk it over COLUMBIA PRINTING CO. FHONE854:::26NORTH NINTH 31(5 FIFTY-SIXTH YEAR CHRISTIAN college: FOR THE HIGHER EDUCATION OF YOUNG WOMEN Affiliated with MISSOURI STATE UNIVERSITY, with WELLESLEV COLLEGE and other Eastern Schools Four Splendid Modern Buildings. Furnish- ings and Equipment unrivaled. Rooms en suite; heated by steam; lighted by electricity. Hot and Cold Baths; (iymnasium; Library of 5,000 Volumes; Physical and Chemical Labor- torles. Prepares for advanced University vork. Academic degrees of B. A . and B, L. Schoolsof MUSIC, ART and ELOCUTION— Degrees Conferred, Schools of COOKERY, SEWING and DO- MESTIC ART. Thirty-four Instructors of the best American and European Training. Students from twenty-eight States and Eng- land. Beautiful Park of eighteen acres. Tennis, Basket Ball, Artesian Vell. Lake, etc. A CHRISTIAN HOME AND HIGH GRADE COLLEGE Rooms should be engaged early. Many students refused for want of room the past two years. Limit one hundred and fifty For Engraved Catalogue Address: MRS, W. T. MOORE, President, - - - - Columbia, Mo. Let us have your baggage. Prompt service. PHONE us your CHECK NUMBERS, drivers will bring bag ' gage and take up check at house. 72 Leave us your orders. We will watch for and bring your freight from depots. Baggage stored until September. Furniture crated, ship ' ped; bill of lading returned to your home. Drop in and see us. R. P. SCURLOCn NortW lOtK St. Proprietor Is one-tHird smaller tHan any otWer camera for 2)4x3H pictures Manipulation is tHe simplest, equip- ment tHe most complete Loads in dayli Ht. taKin t welve films -witHout re-loading One or more films can be renkoved for development atan9rtime V eigHs but eleven ounces, costs but five dollars THat ' s tHe storx tn a nutsHell llochester Optical Co. S9 South Street Rochester M. Y. 317 JnsfrumenfB PARAGON, KEY BRAND, ARROW BRAND, TEE SQUARES TRIANGLES FLAT AND TRI- ANGULAR SCALES (Eeuffef dnb (SeBcr Co. OF NEW YORK 500 PAGE CATALOGUE ON APPLICATION DRAWING TABLES AND BOARDS ©rowing ANVIL, DUPLEX, PARAGON, UNIVERSAL, COLUMBIA DRAWING INKS ALL COLORS ADJUSTABLE SLIDE RULES Falstaff and Extra Pale BOTTLED BEER ' ■ The choicest products of the Brewers ' Art MADE IN ST. LOUIS AND SOLD EVERYWHERE WM. J. LEMP BREWING CO. MANUFACTURERS 318 CLOTH E5PE6R THE MEN )TEVEN50N , Groceh. f ' {jLno Brooi £ STEPHENS COLLEGE FOR YOUNG WOMEN Stephens College is one of the best colleges in the state for young women who have finished the High School work. It gives two years of college work in addition to the four years of Academy work which is equivalent to a good High School course. The academy course prepares tor the Freshman year of the University of Missouri and the University of Chicago ... If you have not finibhed the high school and are thinking of taking Music, Art, or Elocution, you can do no better than to enter Stephens College, for it not only has a strong Faculty in the literary depart- ment, but a strong Faculty in every department. It has the strongest Music Faculty of any col- lege in the Mississippi Valley. The Art Studio is the best equipped of any in the state. The Elocution department is unsurpassed ... If you wish a catalogue or any information, address W. B. PEELER, Postoffice Box A, Columbia, Mo. 319 ROY BEERY HOTEL MILTOA I 8th and chestnut STS. ST. LOUIS, MISSOURI Absolutely Fireproof Elevators One Block from Union Station Electric Lights All outside Rooms Coo! Rooms We accommodate more Football and Baseball teams than any hotel in the city. Special rates on application. Every- thing first-class. Rates: $i.oo and up Rooms Single or En-Suite First-class Restaurant in Connection A. DUFFY, Mgr. RATES REASONABLE NEW BUILDING ALL OUTSIDE ROOMS HOTEL LANGE I so 1-3-5-7 MARKET ST. CORNER 15TH SAINT LOUIS THREE BLOCKS EAST OF UNION STATION BELL, MAIN 2712 : : : CARS PASS THE DOORS TO ALL PARTS OF THE CITY : : : ALL MODERN. BARBER SHOP, POOL ROOM AND. BAR 320 Naysmith Heiberger SUCCESSORS TO F. A. GERLING BAKERY AND CONFECTIONERY ICE CREAM, SODA WATER : : : FRESH OYS- TERS IN SEASON : : : FRESH BREAD, CAKES AND PIE EVERY DAY : : : SOLE AGENTS FOR : LOWNEY ' S : CHOCOLATES 321 % I ' t