University of Missouri - Savitar Yearbook (Columbia, MO)

Text from Pages 1 - 286 of the 1903 volume:

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I t t ' ie nian tuBo Ikis Bcrueb (niiseoun for a quarter of a ccnfurg ae a senator witB conoictioiiD: tuBose nafionaf career Began t«itB a B}3eccB wBtcB oaueb to tBc (Jlatton tBe ' et ' tbtxiBtonc Cborft. onb cnbeb twifB « pf«  twBic6 securcb tBe rcmouaf of (Be tariff on antBracite coaF: wBo Bas neoer faftereb tuBcn tBe infcrcBtc of Bib countrgnien were at Btafte; tuBo, in Bib 3caf anb Boficitubc for fBc (UniuerBifgof QllieBoun BaB mabe tBe tnuat ' uaBl ' e bonation of BtB pri« MOiii I ' lBrarg of puBtic bocunicntD, to (Bcorgc (BraBam (Dcet, feongjfime cnator from (JlliBBoun. fBie uofume of tBe atjitar is rcB JccffutTg bebicafeb, 6g iV)t. auifar QBoarb. t 4 ... V GEORGE GRAHAM VEST Cnitetl States -Sexxaic, ( 7 ' - OUR PRESIDENT RICHARD HENRY JESSE Faculfy of the Unwersify President and Deans RICHARD HENRY JESSE. LL. D., President of the University. JOHN DAVISON LAWSON. B. C. L.. LL. D., Dean of the Law Department. JOHN CARLETON JONES, A. B., Ph. D., Dean of the Academic Department. ANDREW WALKER McALESTER, A. B., M. D., LL. D., Dean of the Medical Department. HENRY JACKSON WATERS, B. S. A., Dean of College of Agriculture and Mechanic Arts. Pro f e s s r s EDWARD ARCHIBALD ALLEN, Litt. D., Professor of English Language and Literature. FRANK THILLY, A. B.. Ph. D., Professor of Philosophy. RAYMOND WEEKS, A. B.. Ph. D., Professor of Romance Languages. WILLIAM GEORGE BROWN. B. S.. Ph. D., Professor of Chemisti-y. JOHN PICKARD. A. B., Ph. D.. Professor of Classical Archaeology. ISIDOR LOEB. M. S.. LL. B.. Ph. D., Professor of Political Science and Public Law. GEORGE LEFEVRE, A. B.. Ph. D.. Professor of Zoology. Vacuity f t h ) ( ' U n I 1 ' (• • J- r C 71 t i ?! u e d WILLIAM GWATHMEY MANLY. A. M., Professor of Greek Language and Literature. FREDERICK BLACKMAR MUMFORD. B. S.. M. S., Professor of Agriculture. BENJAMIN M. DUGGAR. A. M., Ph. D., Professor of Botany. FREDERICK PUTNAM SPAULDING. C. E., Professor of Civil Engineering. HOWARD BURTON SHAW, B. C. E., A. M., Professor of Electrical Engineering. ARTHUR M. GREENE. JR.. B. S.. M. E., Professor of Mechanical Engineering. CURTIS FLETCHER MARBUT. B. S.. A. M., Professor of Geology and Mineralogy. CLARK WILSON HETHERINGTON. A. B., Professor of Physical Training. MILLARD LEWIS LIPSCOMB. A. M., Professor of Physics. JAMES AULL YANTIS. LL. B., Professor of Law. BENJAMIN FRANKLIN HOFFMAN. B. L.. M. L. Professor of Germanic Languages. JOHN NELSON FELLOWS. A. M.. Professor of Mathematics. JOSEPH MARTIN WHITE. A. B.. A. M.. Professor of Pedagogy. JESSE ELIPHALET POPE. B. S.. M. S.. Professor of Economics and Finance. FREDERICK HANLEY SEARES. B. S.. Professor of Astronomy. CHARLES WILSON GREENE. A. M., Ph. D., Professor of Physiology and Pharmacology. LUTHER MARION DEFOE. A. B., Professor of Mechanics. F a c u I f f t h 7 • V )i I ' V c r s 1 1 y — C 71 t i n u c l CHARLES A. ELLWOOD, Ph. B., Ph. D., Professor of Sociology. CLARENCE MARTIN JACKSON, B. S., M. S.. M. D., Professor of Anatomy. WALTER McN. MILLER, B. Sc, M. D., Professor of Pathology and Bacteriology. WOODSON MOSS, M. D., LL. D., Professor of the Practice of Medicine. GUY L. NOYES, M. D., Professor of Eye and Ear Diseases. MAX MEYER, Ph. D., Professor of Experimental Psychology. JOHN WALDO CONNAWAY, D. V. S., M. D., Professor of Comparative Medicine, and Veterinarian to the Experiment Station. JOHN CHARLES WHITTEN, B. S.. M. S.. Ph. D., Professor of Horticulture. JOHN MOORE STEDMAN, B. Sc, Professor of Entomology. MAX W. MYER, A. B.. M. D., Professor of Obstetrics and Gynaecology. PAUL SCHWEITZER, Ph. D., LL. D., Professor of Agricultural Chemistry. JOHN RUTLEDGE SCOTT. A. B., A. M., Professor of Elocution. ROBERT MONTGOMERY BIRD, A. B., Ph. D., Acting Professor of Agricultural Chemistry. WM. DIXON CHITTY. CAPTAIN 4th U. S. CAVALRY. Professor of Military Science and Tactics and Com- mandant of Cadets. GLEN LEVIN SWIGGETT, A. B.. Ph. D., Acting Professor of Germanic Languages. Faculty of the U n i v e r s i t y — Contijiued L - Assistant Professors HERMANN BENJAMIN ALMSTEDT. B. L., Ph. D.. Assistant Professor of Germanic Languages. OSCAR MILTON STEWART. Ph. B., Ph. D., Assistant Professor of Physics. SIDNEY CALVERT. B. Sc. A. M.. Assistant Professor of Chemistry. HENRY MARVIN BELDEN. A. B.. Ph. D., HENRY CAPLES PENN. A. B., A. M. Assistant Professor of English Assistant Professor of English Language and Literature. Language and Literature. CLARENCE HENRY ECKLES, B. Agr.. M. Sc. Assistant Professor (_in charge ) of Dairy Husbandry. RALPH EMERSON BASSETT. A. B., A. M.. Assistant Professor of Romance Languages. EVA JOHNSTON. A. M., Assistant Professor of Latin. Inst r II c t r s WALTER SCOTT WILLIAMS. C. E., Instructor in Civil Engineering. JANE A. L. ZABRISKIE. Instructor in Household Economics. JOHN SITES ANKENEY, JR.. Instructor in Freehand Drawing. THOMAS JACKSON RODHOUSE. B. S.. Instructor in Mechanical Drawing. WINTERTON CONWAY CURTIS. A. M., Ph. D., Instructor in Zoology. WILLIAM HUTCHINSON COOK. Instructor in Manual Training and Shop Work. F ci (• !i I f V of the U u i v c r .r i t v — C o ii t i )i u c d ROLLA ROY RAMSEY, A. B., A. M., Ph. D., Instructor in Physics. RICHARD B. MOORE, B. S.. Instructor in Chemistry. JONAS VILES, A. M., Ph. D. Instructor in Jlistory. GEORGE M. TUCKER. B. S.. Ph. D. Instructor in Agriculture. HERMAN SCHLUNDT, B. S., Ph. D. Instructor in Chemistry. WILLIAM L. WESTERMANN. A. B., Ph. D. Instructor in Greek. CHARLES W. HODSDON, B. S. Instructor in Mechanical Engineering. ARTHUR B. COBLE. A. B.. Ph. D., Instructor in Mathematics. CAROLINE T. STEWART, A. M., Ph. D, Instructor in Germanic Languages. MARY IDA MANN, Instructor in Physical Training. GRACE S. WILLIAMS, Instructor in Romance Languages. MARY ESTELLE PORTER. B. L., Instructor in Commercial Studies. ARTHUR C. DUNCAN, Instructor in Shop Work. FLOYD W. TUTTLE, A. B., Instructor in Physical Training. N. F. MURRAY, Instructor in Horticulture. LOWELL A. GOODMAN, C. E. Instructor in Horticulture. LOUIS INGOLD, A. B., A. M., Acting Assistant Professor of Mathematics. H. V. S. JONES. A. B., Acting Assistant Professor of English Language and Literature. NORMAN MACLAREN TRENHOLME, A. M.. Ph. D. ' Assistant Professor (in charge; of History. Ale. Judge xander Martin Dean of the LdU ' Department DIED. DECEMBER 16, 1902 ' 35e fiocc cucr tn f(Je fiocG of fl5c Bfu; bcnf ' fi tBl3o Ijaoe Bot oi 6iB fecf. ' X the name of this University which Judge Alex- ander ]Martin served so long and faithfully, I am commissioned to speak of him to you. Cllis life, for the past thirteen years, is part of the University ' s history; his work its nolile heritage. There is not need for eulogy in this presence. You know him. C. He was honest. He hated sham. He was hrave. There was none of the paltroon in his make up. He was trustworthy. The Scriptures tell of a rare man who sweareth to his own hurt and changeth not. Of such was he. He stood on tliis cami us for right- eousness. He reverenced law. CJudge ]Martin wore not his heart upon his sleeve for daws to peck at l)ut tliose who knew him best will speak him gentle, full of tenderness. He held aloft the stand- ard of the great profession of the law. It was to him no pettifogging busi- ness, thing of trick and low chicanery, but profession high and noble. He preached and practiced that fine the- ory of the law hich holds hmiianity as the lawyer ' s client, the sense of do- ing the nearest duty nobly as the fee most to be desired. CHe was learned in the law in tlie best and finest sense. Student, au- thor, advocate, jurist, teacher, he adorned the bar of Missouri and with us moin n to-day the lawyers and other citizens of the state who held him in high esteem and admiration. CI, Recognizing his worth, his sturdy intellect, his long and useful service, the University does honor to the dead. How ])itiful if tliis were all — if Judge lartin lived not in the lives of the students who have sat at his feet, who have been taught of ecjuity l)y the jin-ist who has himself come to the court of last resort. C Death ends not all for him nor any one of us. The belief in immortality is beginningless. That man will live again is the scarlet thread in all the somber woof of dreary years, prophecy of new life and ])r()mise. Of ccmrse science may not prove it. handmaiden of truth tiiough science be. Certaiidy history has no evidence for there is no liistory of the immortals. Here philosophy fails. But the heart knows best and tlic hiart says man is immortal. The question which the Jewish ])oet-])hilosopher asked four thousand years ago has been answered affirmatively by every human lieart since the mother of all living moniiud !ur first cliild dead. — Waller WUVuims, ' 5 THE OLDEST ACADEM B acoc Class of I g o 3 e) write a class history? Nobody will itad it. ' • ' (n T ' iiivcrsity sttulents have not outgrown ? v that juvenile habit ol ' just looking at the pic F tures, and the work of the historian passes un- v) noticed for the periodical jokes on our niena i ' erie of mules and shorl-horns, (lickie-i)ir(ls and dog- eared ponies. Why read a class history anyway? To hear again the same twaddle about green l ' reshies. ■dis])laying High School jjins, learning to cut classes and Hunk. calling on Dr. Jesse; ( i) hv bleak December days in Centralia and McHaine stations; hopeful .lunioi-s: ' ;it last we ' ve rcm-hed the goal; dignified Seniors. and such stock in trade of the Senior his- toi ' ian. ad intinitum. I say. why repeat it all? ' ou may answer and. indeed, justifiably so tenaciously and tenderly does human- ity hug the past — Other cla.sses have done it. Dair we violate a custom as ancient as the Savitai ' itsellV Or perhaps another, in the si)lcndor of cap and Howing gown, i ' oi ' getl ' ul of all tradition, may retort, AVas there ever class like iiiiiia ' Hy strength of my cramming have I passed heights over which riders have stumt)K(l. oidy to fall to a degreeless death, even in the fourth year ol their a.seent. His- tory .should record such, (io ye and write it down. CXow all this is very foolish for is not the class of I ' .tO. ' J like so many other classes that have culled and crammed, gallo|)e(l and grai ' led. skimmed and skijjjjcd, and then, bursting forth triumphantly upon the campus green in caj) and gown, have been offended at some one ' s mistaking is for a CDllcgr girl, h ' oi- to be .sure, as Freshmen we wrote thejiies on the columns and nthci- subjects, dear to the heart of the ])rof ' ., because their age guarantees theii- worth: and as .Sopho- mores, we looked down scornfully upon the Fre-shmen, and as Juniors,  7 vf attended that historic reception wliich culminated in a brilliant scene upon the cain])us when Dr. Jesse tearfully paid the last sad rites to his woodpile, which rapidly soared to ard heaven, wrapping earth and sky in one red glare ; and as Seniors, we showed the Graduate Club that Ave could S])in tops and drop the handkerchief, (juite as well as translate Terence and develop the law of the cosine. So let us not have a history of those events Avhich are the inevitable concomitants of every class, and to Avhich preceding historians have given such voluminous and exhaustive space. Rather let us make a liistory pa the days tliat are to follow Commencement. Let us make a history that Avill stand for graver and grander things than a class rush. First, Ave must be grateful to dear U. of 31. for Avhat she has given us, and stand up Avith a pride and loyalty that knoAvs no ceasing, for oui ' Alma ] Iater. She has tried to cfjui]) us for the larger, fuller school of life, but her diploma and degree do not signify that our tight is Avon. To those of us A ' ho Avere ambitious, it may be liitter to learn that AA ' e are just plain, mediocre peojjle Avithout a ray of genius, but, don ' t j ' Ou knoAV, this old Avorld has need for the medit)cre men and AA ' omen. Do aa ' c ever grow too old for Kingsley ' s lines? Be good, sweet maid, and let vhu will, be clever. Do noble things, not dream them, all day long. And so make life, death, and that vast forever. One grand, sweet song. CT know I am transgressing beyond the limits of my office to speak thus, but I ' ll exonerate myself by calling it a historian ' s license, and pass on. dWelJ. after all. tliere might have ])een a class history. Surely, each of us has clustered about our ' ' arsity life, ties and remembrances that Avill never jjerish in oblivion. But they are engraved upon mem- ory, far l)ctter than on any ])rinted i)age. and will live on. despite that they are unwritten. So with a parting word to oiu- ])rofessors. whose noble influence Avill ever make us better men and women, and with a half-suj)pressed sigh that our scliool days are bygone days, and that Ave leave tlie jjalaec of youth to reign over our heritage of manhood and womanhood, not yet certain of the stability of our throne nor of our sul)iects: the class of 19():J bids von farewell. •ssc nUMJ I E D , ;| i8 THE AUDITORIUM No Doubt hut Tc arc the People and Wisdom Shall Die With Vou VA DKVKKR. fl ' ILLIAM F. . . Kiiii-- Cili . Mo. I ;iiii iu)tliiii ' it ' not critical. ' STVMI ' .MAGGIK LOU Nevada, Missouri. STOSKU.eiliOlA ' S. . . Kansas en !i. Missouri. UIGGS. JEPTITA. . Crab Orchard. Mi.s.muri. ■ ' Marriage is desperate tiling. BUAUSIIEAU. KAUL. Clifton HiU, .l mo ' ■ K ( rv man liatli Inisiiiess and desire such as it is. wvuw V.iCK.iUl). KVA LOUESA. . Cameron. Mis.souri. GOODSOX. WILLIAM II AMMACK. . New Cambria. Mo. ' A good man was tlur of Heligion. FOGLK. ( LAUDE CIIESTEU. . . . Lancaster, Missouri. 31ore sinned against than sinning. noXXOT. UEMIGIVS Al ' GVST. Bonnots Mill. Mo. ' . youth to study and to hooks well known. BAIUI). d.lMES CLAUD. Redding, Lnca. • Xotiiing will come ol ' nnthing. It No Doubt hut Tc arc the People cnid Wisdom Shall Die 14 i t b Tou VALDWKl.L. liOHKUT liUKCKKSUI IHiK. . Xadiiir. Mo. ]a) a Hiiswcll come Id lilV. BHEW i:ii. L.IKK liid-nca . Missouri. li.lKKIi. Iii:ri..in XDUriUAA:. . Cohnnhia. .Missnin-i. liAUTII. lAHIS LKl ' V. Miwicn. Missuuri. lie liears iiierrv talcs and sinilfs not. KIAFF.JDSKIUI DOlAVKli Inplin.Mu. riie man of wisdom is the man ol ' ycai ' s. TIirh ' MAX. IlAh ' OIA) ( LARKK. Lamar. Mo. They sin wlio say liiat love can die. irillTi:. liOliKHT EUSEST. . IIarris,n,viUc. Mo. Ill ' is a |)r()|)(r mans picture hut wlio can conxci ' sc willi a dnmlisIio -. iHnn..MlSEI{lA .MAY trirliila. Kansas. Il()( A. JESSE Fh ' A.XELIX MariiviUc. Mo. Ill I ' ant as u -li .is tlidn. LOEIi. riIx ' (;iL Cnhnnhia. .Missouri. lo c not lidoks the less, iint Mditli moir. IiniWE. ERXEST .ILHEliT. . Vamlalia. Mo. ■ I liaxc .seen better days. '   No Doubt hut Tc arc the People and Wisdom Shall Die With Ton SLOOP. (IIARLKS J. . . Queen ClI . Mi.s. ,,un. ■ SoiiK ' iiuii lliiiik nil men inoi ' lals hut tlic ' in.scl c ' s. ' 3irLLI. .L . IRA DAVID. rriucchm . Missnuri. His hark is worse than his i)ite. STOSK. IRA THOMAS CiAIiliKRT. Cnlumbia, Mo. So wise, so yoiiiii;-, they say do nexcr li ' C ' loii . ' OUKS. FRKDKRKK RK JAMIN Cliulnn.Mo. I am (Irciincd inlo the alc ol ' ' cars. jrORXALL. ROJfAX nrCHANAN. . . Kansas Ciln. Mn. I am (leal oi ' skimhle-skainhle sluff ' . WALKER. MARY SHORE. . . Cdinnhia. Mo. M.ISSIE. .ILK E ETHEL. . Ra inoir. M . LOWE. COLLIER ALDEX. . . Mohnir. Mo. Busy as a hee. WIXSLOW . ISABELLA ACSTIX. . . Kansas Cil f. Mo. STEELE. OLIVER LEE. . . Canni. Illinois. ., With some leaniiii - I came to school ii(l now 1 j;o away a fool. a6 No Doubt hut Vc arc the People and Wisdom Shall Die 14 i t b Vou UEYU.,1ACOli WllAlKLM. . Kirlcsvillc. Mo. Mature in (Inllncss IVoiii his tciulcr years. DAVIS, IIOMKli J A SOX Milhr. Mo. -All I ask is to W v ' alone. DUAPEli. HENRY FAKiAU. . ColuwJm.Mo. Stifl in o))inions, always in Hie wronu;. ' ITAMILTOX. (iOLDY MIT( IIEL. . . Dwi hl. III. GHAYXELLIE Cnhimhla. .Mo. SCIIIAEUIIOLZ. FLOliA MAY. . SI. Louis. Mo. PHEXTIS. IIEXXIXa U ' Elili. -Hi. . . . St. Louis. .Mo. Lord, liow lu ' sinn ' s! vuwvu KOCH. CLARA M.IY BAR BAR A. . . La Grmii r. Mo. r AETIL. JOSEPH .tXTIIOXY. . . . Sic. Genevieve, Mo. ' anltin.ii aniliition o ' erleap.s itself. MILLER. ]VI LLUM FREDKRKK. . . Queen Citi . Mo. ■ They do not set my Itarninu- at a pin ' s fee. O ' COXXOU. TOM FA) ].iin Marin III, . .Mo. The less said the better. ' J LOOKING ACROSS THE CAMPUS K.R OM THE NORT HkW EST 38 A8coc Orgcniizcitio)! of Class of 1QP4 V AliVlAi h ii h h h i i h h kt ii ii h h h h h h U ilAtJf i Ai VIaI) FreshniiUi I ' ccir, igoo-Of Presidents: F. E. LAUDERBACH, DAN McFARLAND, E. A. GREEN. Vice-Presidents; RUSSELL MONROE, D. W. B. KURTZ, JR., VERNE WINTERS. Secretaries: EDITH DUNCAN, ROSE DRESCHER, LUELLA HOFFMAN. Treasurers J. G. EVANS. WARREN L ALLEE, T K. SMITH. Sergeants at Arms: ISADORE ANDERSON, A. E. GORE, WALTER SHELLENBERGER. Sophomore Year, go -02 Presidents: FRANK H, BIRCH, TOM K. SMITH, Vice-Presidents: FORREST C. DONNELL, AUBREY A. JUSTICE, Secretaries: MADELINE BRANHAM, MAY CONWAY. Treasurers CLIFTON LANGSDALE, GEORGE F, NARDIN, Reporter to the Independent: LUELLA HOFFMAN. Historian: EARL F, NELSON. Ji iiior J ' lar, ig02-0J President: W, S, HOGSETT. Vice-President HARRY BORGSTADT. Secretary: LUELLA HOFFMAN. Treasurer; E. A, GREEN Sergeant-at Arms: E, F, NELSON. Savitar Representatives: F. H. BIRCH, T. K, SMITH,  9 J II I r A d c f a a c III I c LUELLA DIMMITT HOFFMAN Sedalia, Missouri SOPHIA BODENHEIMER Jefferson City, Missouri MAKV [U.I.l-.N I  N . Vnndalia, Missouri. char: ) ' itk wkonker Marshall, Missouri J u ; r A c a d c ; c AMY ROWENA McCARTY Hannibal, Missouri LAURA LUSK Garden City, Missouri EMMA MINDAV Canton, Missouri KVICi ETT EI.MU BIGGS Ashland, Missouri Principal Virtue; Always keeps his word. Principal Fauh: Haven ' t been able to find out. J LI n i r A c a d e m i c t NORMAN JOHN COLE Quaker, Missouii Principal Virtue: Always smiling. Principal Fault: Is also a Freshman mule. OTTO VEATCH Webb City. Missouri Principal Virtue: Thinks before he speaks. Principal Fault: Studies too much. EARI. KOUNTAINE NELSON Milan, Missouri Principal Virtue: Has none. Principal Fault: Knocks on everythinj;. HARRY MERTON LYON Kansas City, Missouri Principal Virtue: Quietness. Principal Fault: Rooms with Dan. J u n i r A c a d c c CI.IFTON LANGSDALE Kansas City, Missouri Principal Virtue: DebalinR Ability. Principal Fault: Too much girl. FRED KELSEY Lewiston, Idaho Principal Virtue: Hustling ability. Principal Fault: Talks too much. PRYOR TEMPLETON SCOTT Richards, Missouri Principal Virtue- Dr. Beidcn pavchim A.oncc. Principal Fault: Belongs lo the English Club. AXEL ISADORE ANDERSON Kansas City, Missouri Principal Virtue: righteous man. Principal Fault: Too much athletics. 7 II II I r A c a ( c J)l I c HERMAN HARRISON FREEMAN Paris, Missouri Principal Virtue: A salesman. Principal Fault: Talking all the time but says nothing. SHEPHERD LEFFLER Maryville, Missouri Principal Virtue; A brainy boy. Principal Fault: Too familiar with mules. C. M. I. UNO Hallsville, Missouri Principal Virtue: Is a true friend. Principal Fault: Too much laundry. 13VKON CMSMV Spruce, Missouri Principal Virtue: Loyalty to Y. M. C. . Principal Fault : Too easy. J } r A c a d c c JOHN H. ZOLLINGER. Jr. Otlerville, Missouri Principiil Virtue: Likes Prof. Pope. Prtncipa! Kault; Asks  oo many questions. FRANK HEWITT BIRCH Hannibal, Missouri Principal Virtue: A self-made man. Principal Fault: Loafs around Christian College. CLAREN ' CE CLINTON CROICH Columbia, Missouri. Principal Virtue: His Chesterfield manners. Principal Fault: Worked by the girls. WALTER JEREMIAH SH ELLENBERGER Mound Ciiy, MisMmri Principal Virtue: Knows mathematics. Princip;il Fault: Don ' t roi.x cnouch. J II n i r A c a d e i)i i c HARLET LE ROY BROT ' N Trenton. Missouri Principal Virtue: Musical ability Principal Fault; Takes Jurisprudence ROBERT TURNER ABERNATHY Corsicana. Missouri Principal ' irtue: His goodness Principal Fault: A little slow .lAMKS HERMAN CRAH; Cyrenc. Missouri I ' rincipal Virtue: IjOyalty to the Principal Fault: Tries to draw EUGENE FAIR Gilmnn City. Missouri I ' rincipiil Virtue : Is n fair rann Principal Fault: Gets friglitenid too i-asily 36 J u Ji i r Ac a d c jji i c I.KI.AM) KHAZIKK Gland Cinitic. Missoiirl Principal Virtue: Subscribes for Inde- pendent Principal Fault: Plays football GEORGE WAI nCR RIDGKWAY Clark. Missouri l rincipal Virtue: Persistency Principal Fault: Tries to write THOMAS K. SMITH Glenwood. Missouri Principal Virtue: Knows bow to study Principal Kault: Knows he is good look- ing HARRY BORUSTAUT Concordia, Missouri Principal Virtue; Knows wliat he Is talking about Principal Fault: Too old to be in school 37 J u r A c a d c ni i c FORRKST ( DONNELL Miuyville. Missouri Piineipal Virtue: A real student Priiuiiial Fault: Runs with Nelson WILL. JOHN ' CARRINGTOX Jefferson City. Missouri Principal Virtue: Is his father ' s son Principal Fault: Lives in Jeff. WILLl.SM STORM IinnSKTT Kansas City. Missouri Principal Virtue: Dramatic ability Principal Fault: Too fickle in love niLi.iK h:ai;l .si.x Kirksville. Missouri Principal Virtue: Running. Principal Fault: Knocking. 38 J f r - c a d L ' JJI I c LESF lE E. BATES Excelsior Springs. Missouri Principal Virtue: Honesty. I ' rincipnl I ' aiilt : Tliinlis pver.vtimly .ts lionest as Iiimsclf. i ' :K. i ' ;.ST .VH.M ' iR (;iti ' ;i-;. UeSoto. MissniH ' i Principal Virtue: Always the same. Principal Fault: Too blunt in conver- sation. IiAMICI. McIAKl.AM- Principal Virtue: Has Clark Ws friend- «liip. Principal Fault; A hum loi ician. FLOYD Bl ' RKE UU Kenrnry. Missoiirl Principal Virtue: Not lazy. Principal Fault: Has none. 39 LOOKING ACROSS THE CAMPUS FROM THE SOUTHWEST Class of I g 3 Officers President, HENRY G. BEDINGER. Vice-President, REDMOND S. COLE. Secretary, CORA NEWKIRK. Treasurer, K. E. BLODGETT. Sergeant. at-Arms, C. N. HARTWELL. Reporter to the Independent, ADELINE DUVAL. Historian, CHARLES G ROSS. 7C The Sopboiuorcs UK ' S xce were Freshmen xcarLiiiii- hard. With fill flic Frc.slniicn ' s xcocs, Iff had no time to make a rliijme And tL-rofc our tale in prose. lint noic that icc arc Sojiliomorcs Our life is full and free, .liid plain old prose no longer goes — Ife zcrite in poetri . We ' ve done so man xcondrous deeds- Tlie class of nineteen five — need not say, tee are to-da The greatest class alive. You all ]:ii(nv.- ihat — our title ' s chdr: The Sophomores are it. IVe ' re got the call and tell ou all. Go Inieh and doii-nxcard .sit. Then come. () thou poetic ?fii.se — Inspire me to tell. In ver.se not long, hut .s-cifl and .strong. Wherein ice mo.st e.vcel. {For invocation of the I Iu.se See Carmina Ilorati: I rcant to .slioic hozc much ice liuorc — A Soph ' .s no flunk, not lie.) The All-Soph champion footlxdl team {The re.st all failed to pa.s.s) Had four men true, the captain too, ]] ' ho came from out our class. — Had Gentri . Iliuncs. and Xclson Sears. Ilerl) .Scars and Blodgctt I)rave — O douglitji man. ho-c fast he ran And li(nc his locks- did tca ' ve, A licacon light to rail if round To hold the other side! Long live the fame of lilodgett ' s name, liesounding far and rcide! lYh . once the Chronicle announced A touchdorcn Blodgctt made. And headlines Ixild the stori told And lilodgett ' s name dis planed. Last spring our gallant haselxdl team Defeated all the rest: Each class team came and jjlai ed its game And quit -n.il h hncered crest. The Seniors stai ed five rounds, then ipiit : Outrageous rcas the xco v. For t«.7 ' had made, •a ' hai lime Ihc i plajicd . Xinetecn tc 7c the made four. 4 The cdtchcr on the ' Varsil . Wlio (ihcai s zi-arlicd his banc — . Soph. rcY .v he. (uid i oii ' ll (i ree. Niiihl ri ' c (• ■ ( y his ilncc. Of hdschdll lioimrs this itir loo The Sop i. rcill :, ' ■( liis share: IaI others seo ' htil still the Soph Will eertaiiil he there. Of Ixishelhnll I eninioi tell - The :, ' 7 ito Ihnl . on l, ' i o:e: I eitiiiiot sa hozc zcell the phtji lint reader tJieifre not sltne. For fhe i ' re not .sVoti. ' at ani thing — ' The _i 7 7.v of nineleen-fi ' ee - Theifrc prettif. srceel . and hrii:,hl and neat. .ind profs, to madness drive. lint I innst end mi simple lai ; With So diomorie )ride Tie tried to tell hozc zee e.veel. ind mne I shfdl subside. lint first. O Fresh men . lei me sap. Von eannot Jio ie to he {For i oii ' re too fireen — the xeorsi I ' ve seen) One half so ureal as ice. For ice ' re the banner class in sehonl Of all the ilassts four: i [ij greatest hli.ss is sim ili this — T ' o he a So ihomore. LOOKING ACROSS THE CAMPUS FROM THE SOUTH 44 Offi oa CPresidents: S. A. DEW and R.J. PIRKEY. OVice-Presidents: MISS R. E. TAYLOR CCf ' S ' i DIMMITT HOFFMAN. CSccretarics MISSES VIRGINIA LIPSCOMB and EULA McCUNE. CTreasurers: R. DEMETER and J. H. IKENBERRY. CScr- Eiants-as-Arms: H. FIELDS and S. A. DEW. CHistorian: Q. A. KAU NE .•.•.•. ' . III hi.stniy of the class of ;uit ' ht-six must diflfer Iroiii that of forincr Fivshiiuin classes, which usually consisted of an account, written in heroic style, of stirrintj events. ieiierally of martial char- acter, that took place with upper chi.ssmcn. invari- ahly Sophs. A ran,sackin ' of the annals of .Soph- (lom must necessarily lead to the conclusion that these ])eople have depended almost entirely upon their relations with Freshmen for historical ma- terial, and their histories ahound with da zling descri])tions of inter- ru])ted class meetings, frustrated receptions, dummies hurned in effigy, No. 2() s and many other charitable and brotherly acts. Ilaj)- pily it .shall not be our re])ulsive duty to tell jiow we baffled .So])hs, and other esteemed ])ersons in their spiteful aiul unfraternal under- takings. All upper cla.ssmen have come to respect the fact that all college life has its very soul, liody and creation in us; even the o])in- ionated Sophomore can I ' aiutiy remember when, once in a very remote time, he was a Freshman. dlt will be unnecessary to consume high-priced s]iacc to record, that on, or about .September Dth. we arrived in tiiis town, which some gentleman, who holding a contemptuous opinion of the Kye of (Treece. has plea.sed to call the Vthens of Mis.soin ' i. Nobody will ever forget the day of our arrival, and no one except .some dilatoiy I ' l ' ol ' .. five minutes late to his class, will ever doubt that we are still here. A certain speech made by President .lessc in which he set forth, so dearly, tluit even a Senior eould eoniprehend it, just what College Spirit embi ' aced, Ave believe has set us out right on our col- lege career. After the ordeal of admission was finally ended, and the power and calibre of our minds was tested by Dr. Sleyer at the prov- ing grounds on the fourth floor and declared to be of maximimi strength, some initiative Freshman suggested the idea of class organ- ization, — a scheme by the Avay that was no innovation at the Uni- versity as it has been thought of in former years. A meeting was held, the most noteworthy feature of which A ' as its po])ularity with Sophomores. ]Many Sophs, too provid to remain with their own peo- ple and vainly thinking themselves worthy of membership in the Freshman class, undertook to identify themselves with us. Some even imagined that they were competent to discharge the arduous duties of our office. However, all ambitious Sophs, Avere promptly notified in terms simple enough for them to understand, that the Freshman class Avas composed of strictly higli grade material and it AA ' Ould not suffer its high quality to be contaminated Avith anything that Avas not the genuine article. C.The role that Freshmen have acted in Fniversity affairs has not been that of the Snpe. When a display of True College Spirit Avas to be made Ave Avere ahvays on hand: Avhen it became practi- cable to demonstrate to a misguided and unap])reciative council the utter futility of their imbecile and unnatural ordinances. Ave Avere Avith the crowd, and Avhen the bafHed cops stealthily took advantage of inferior numbers and ca])tured some of our brethren ( of other classes by the Avay) Ave did not shirk oiu- duty to help ransom them. The fact of the ca.se is that the Freshman i)eople have not been slow to get next. When duty has called they have not been found hiding in tlieir rooms. ' J ' hey have ever seen that cii-cus managers Avould rather exhibit to big crowds at low rates than to a small attindance at liigh rates. CThe INIilitary department, ricogni .ing the suitabihty of our boys for soldiers, has enlisted a large number ol ' tluiii. However, our boys are exempt from the disagreeable and unpleasant duty of going on guard, as the commandant. Avith far-seeing eyes, has detected that hiAvyers, on account of their eagerness, credulity, and stick-to-itive- ness. are ])eculiarly fitted for defenders-of-the-cam]ms. CFreshman atiiletics has been no fake. In football we have done good work, both on the field and in the anii)hitheatre. In basketball circles Freshman ' iris haven ' t vet found out what defeat means. Anything more on the subject of basketball would be hearsay, wlucii the historian should studiously avoid, as it Avas not convenient for the writer to be present at the games. If circumstances iiad permitted him to do so no doubt an extra volume would accomi)any this already voluminous Avork. .Spring athletics seems lo lie gorged with all kinds of good things for Freshmen, and it is a safe jjredictioii that the class of Xan ht-si will tumble into Soi)h(lom witli notoi-ietvaml lnmnr. and we ho])e with the good Avill of nmrc nl ' oiii- ii|)|)ei ' elassiiuii lliaii any class that has cwv pvcccdvd us. LOOKING TOWARD ACADEMIC HALL FROM THE NORTH 48 History offhc Engineers ' oj Class Officers President, M. H. BRINKLEY. Vice-President. E A. BRISCOE. Secretary, T. B. PERRY. Treasurer. A. KNABE. Sergeant-at-Arms. CHAS. T. JACKSON Historian, FRANK W. SANSOM. Officers as Juniors President. THOS. J. CRAIG. Vice-President, ED ZORN. Secretary, HENRY KLEINSCHMIDT. Treasurer. W. E. SMITH. Historian, F. H. KILBURN. Savitar Representative. F. W. SANSOM. Officers as Sophomores President, FRANK W. SANSOM, Vice-President. THOS. J. CRAIG. Secretary and Treasurer, F. C. MAGRUDER. , Historian. W. B. ROLLINS. Officers as l- ' resliinen President. E. O. POTTER. Historian. W. • N . HARRIS. Rnrollmcnt h Departments Ck ' il r.ngincers — Arthur Barrett. M. H. Brinkley. R. C. Cochel. J. A. Hammack, F. E. Hunter, Chas. T. Jackson. Henry S. Kleinschmidt, E. C. Lushbaugh, Frank C. Magruder, T. B. Perry, E. F. Robinson, Frank W. Sansom, W. E. Smith. Ud. Zorn. Mechanical Engineers Phil Clegg. Thos. J. Craig, A. Knabe. DeWitt T. Rice. W. B. Rollins, A. H. Welch. Electrical Engineers — Leo. Brandenburger. E.A.Briscoe. W.W.Harris. J. A. Hook. Chas. R. Ringer, Burns Stewart, Richard Vaughan. 49 History of the Four Tears T is with mingled feelings of pleasure and regret that we write or read a history of our college days, the ha] i)iest of our lives. CA retrospective of the four years in the University of Missouri is undoubtedly a pleas- ure. The days were full of all the things tliat go to make up this strenuous college life; for oiu ' s was a representative class, brimful of college spirit, and in evidence at every col- lege function of whatever natin-e it might be. We have been a record making class in our department. The largest thus far. C Ve made an inauspicious beginning with a class of fifty-two. With wavering front we faced the many portentious things of that year: higher algebra. Freshman English. Dr. Brown and eighteen hovu ' s of hard work. But we survived tliat first quarter well, enter- ing upon our Sophomore year with forty-eight men. or ninety-two per cent of our beginning class. CHere the real organization of the class began. We liad our foot- ball and l)aseball teams this year, and witli Washer, Perry, E. B. Smith, Vaughan. Clegg, Brandenburger and others, we Avere well repi ' esented in athletics. CWe lost twelve more men that year in killed, captin-ed, or missing, and came back Juniors with thirty-six men or seventy per cent of our Fresliman class. The class was organized earlv and got busv at oiice. At a joint meeting of the Juniors of all de])artnients to elect athletic managers for class teams, we carried the day. electing om men to the offices. Cl might mention the dome trick liere for the benefit of any who have not heard of it. and 1 may tell some things that none of you liave heard. It was simple enougli, though it took much time from our sleep. The T Jiiversity very kindly furnished the necessary material and e(iui])ment. A Saturday night was spent in construct- ing and ])ainting the sign. On Sunday night alxmt midnight, there assemliled. at Dick and Saltys ' room, in the V. M. C . A. buihl- ing. a picked few who were to CTigineer tlie I ' eat. Entrance into the •Academic Hall was easily elf ' ected as most any Junior had a key. ( has. Jackson ' s electric corncoli furnished the illumination. The n)])es. bidders, tools, etc.. came from the basement, where the Uni- versity workmen had so kindly left them. We did not hap])en to have a key tliat would unlock the trap door, but tlie lock of the tra]) door was easily picked with the aid of an axe. Dick Vaughan had some trouble in toting the log up the stairs and ladders; it was only five feet Innti ' and eighteen iiu ' Iies in (liaiiiilei ' . After we p;()t well lip into the dome, beneath tlie slate rool ' , and above the windows, we lighted the i niversity candles. Jackson, Craig ' , Rice, ' augiian, Ma- gnider. Kleinsehniidt and otlui ' s took tui ' ns at the work out on top. A long ' rope was throw n down oxer the roof, and the sign, ladders and log were put out at a window and (h ' awti u|). This process was a little hard on slate shingles as we found later. ' I ' his first attempt to put u p the sign was a fi , ,k ' . The temperature was about ten degrees above and the wind was blowing only about thirty-five or forty miles an hour up tlu ' re. . fter two or three men had been nearly jerked oit ' by falling ladders, and all were half- frozen, we adjourned, leaving all of our para])hernalia except the sign up there. C ' l ' he next nioi ' iiing disclosed a motley array of laddi ' i ' s. l)oards and ropes, upon the dome jdatform. For some unexidieable reason, these things were allowed to remain there all day, so the next night being a more fa ' oi ' abIe one, a handful of .Tunioi ' s again turned u]), and (juietly and stealthily made their way skyward to the dome. Criie ladders were- put into ]ilace and lashed, one reaching from the platform to the lower edge of the cone, and the other just above this one, resting along the gilded ( ' ) cone; the ip])er end secured by a rope rmming up over the wings and down on the ()])posite side and fastened. Xow came the feat of stce])li ' elimbing. A small man ' with plenty of nerve was needed, and the ehf)iee fell upon Tommy Craig. Tommy bravely mounted the trembling ladders and took his perilous station astrick ' the l)ail. where he sat for over an hour. The sign, a twelve inch bv inch board, twelve feet long, bearing the device, KXCill ' S. ' 03. was pas.sed uj) to him and after a lot of hard work it was bolted to its ])laei- and ' I ' ommy climbed hack down into our outstretched arms. dlt was now daylight and .lanilur Moscly was stirring about liclnw. so the scheme foi ' ])lugging uj) the Iiolc was abandoned, and wc all scattered for breakfast. CTlie morning sun arose upon mn- liandiw nrk. and cxci ' v student came up the granitoid with head in tln ' air. full of s])eculations as to how the thing had been done. Hut the I ' ni ersity authorities made haste to take the sign down. o one comiected with the University had ner ' e enough to tackle the .job. so a paintt ' r as secured, and he thought enough of the risk to charge eleven dollars for sim|)ly climbing the ladder. Ervery employe of the l m ' versity, from AVet- ■ .el down to ]?al)b. seemed to ha c had a hand in the .job. when the bill of expenses was handed in. ' et ,el charged six dollars !)ecau.se he was unable to get through the hole, and out on to]). dWhen the Juniors saw that thiir sign was so soon to l)e t;iken down, they determined to put up another, the following night. Ac- cordingly a committee ai)poinled itself and made a banner. It was fifteen feet loim-. four feel wide, lanerinii- lo vn I ' eet. with black. letters ENGR ' S. ' 03. about two feet high, on a white background. John Elhs borrowed the flagstaif (a few joints of gas pipe) from the basement of the Old Club. So again at midnight tlie Brownies congregated in the dome. Billy Harris, and J. Pocahontas Ham- mack were left on the fourth floor as guards. By Airtue of much practice, tliis sign was put u}) without much trouble. And now came the ta.sk of closing up tlie liole to prevent the depredations of the hired help on the following day. Tommy Craig was again chosen to the star part, witliout much o]:)])osition. and when all liad left the dome, he dropped the log stopper into the bolt-studded passage vay, where it fit precisely, and wedged and braced it into place. He then tied himself to a rope, which was passed around one of the small columns of the dome with both ends controlled from a window below, and swung off into space. One end of the rope was paid out and Avith the other he was ])ulled slowly down along the roof. He had some trouble in getting over the eaves but fuially made it. It was drizzling rain in the meantime, and the rope was clinging so tight to the slate roof that it would hardly slip. Just as Tonmiy ' s feet came within reach of the men in the window, the rope stuck tight, and although we nearly pulled his legs off. we could not move liim. So there he hung, neither up nor down. We could not leave him there, as Dr. Jesse might see him the next morning, and that would give our whole crowd away. We tlien ran a board out under him, so that he could stand on it and he untied himself and walked triumi)hantly in. CA stiff breeze was blowing the next morning, and it held the flag out nearly liorizontal, so tliat it was a thing of beauty. CBut it was not to float long. A couple of car])enters were sent u]) and they finally chipped and chiseled the log out and old glory WHS ignominously hauled down. CBut this was not the end. It seems that .some little exi)ense had been incurred by the day force. After tacking on every imaginable item of ex])ense possilile. Mr. Babl) sent the Iiill into us to be ])aid. After considerable wrangling and several sittings with tlie discipline committee, we decided to pay the bill of twenty-six dollars and seventy cents. CWe also sent in a hill a littk ' later for toting the Historical build- ing off the quadrangle, but it was not allowed so we moved said building back. The lower ])oards weri ' painted with coal tar to facilitate handling on the next morning. CThis was the year also in which our tngineering fraternity. Tau Beta Pi, was organized. CWe lo.st only six men during this eventful year, and came back Seniors with thirty men, or sixty per cent of the original Freshman class. C ' l ' liiis far (lurintj- our Senior year there has not hi ' eti much doing but study. Most of the ehiss havin - eighteen hours work and some twenty-four. Criie Kngineering Soeiety was organi ed and is the first suceessful ornani .ation of tiie kind that tiie Kngineering Department has ever liad. CI.l ..laI)orate arrangemerits are being ma(k ' for Class Day and Com- meneeiiient exereises. A ])ermanenl organization of tiie elass will be effected and maintained and reunion meetings called every few years. CHut iiere at the close of our student life, and at tlie threshold of our profes-sioiial career, in spite of all the pleasant memories of the past there comes the pain of ])arting. But now at the threshold of our professional career we must jjart. Cr, Ve are no longer to stand u])on the side-lines about life ' s gridiron. We ha e been on the training table, and in the ])raetice games. We have had many coaches to drill us in the tricks and plays of the great game; and now these days of preparation are over. This is the day of the big game. The beckoning hand of o ir Master Coach Des- tiny, bids us doff our sweaters, and stripi)ed of all but the e(|uipment of our college training, we nish out upon the field: he points us to our ])lace. and launches us into the thickest of the fray. Ah! hear those cheers arise as we take our ])laces in the line, we arc to have encouragement in the fight, and we must go in to win. Hit the line hai-d; tackle low; hold fast: follow your interference; get into every play, (io it Tigers! All li.ssouri wants to see you win. S c n i r R n g i n e e r s JAMES ALBERT HAMMACK C. E. Course, U. L. Favorite Expression: Wu!l now. Opinion of Himself; Orator. Our Opinion: From the South suh. Chums with Robbie. ERNEST FRAXKLIX ROBINSON ■■ROBBIE C. E. Course, T. IS. JJ. F. E. Wouldn ' t that jolt you. O. H. Brigadier general. O. O. Corporal. Cliiims Willi Ilaminack. lOKITlI EVKKT I.lSHliA t ' Gl 1 •I.ISII C . E. Coursi ' . V. E. Fours right, column right. O. H. I ' m a kicker. O. O. Down on tlio wort. Chums will) Doc. i:i) AUIi ZORN ED C. E. Course. T. li. IJ. P. E. Let ' s t ike one. O. H. Got a graft with John N. O. O. He ' ll never quit her. Chums with Shorty and Dutch. M S c ; r R ; (J i ; c e r KV S. KLKINSCHMIDT DrTCH ' C. E. Course. P. E. Donner Wetter Blitz. O. O. Low Dutch. Cluims with Ed and Short.v. CHARLES JACKSON r. K. Course. K. A. F. E. You ' re wiusllin ' . O. H. Ladies man. O. O. Ditto. Chums with ' I ' ommv and F ' U. ARTHIR BARRETT BARRET ' C. E. Course. F. H. Nothing doing O. H. Knocker O. O. Ditto. Chums with Eby. FRANK C. MAGRIDER •SIIORTV C. E. Course. T. IS. II.. K. .1. F. E. Hot crohbic. O. H. I can run a hoister. O. O. Steail.v old Imss Chums witli Ed and Dutch. H Senior Engineers WILLIAM ERNEST SMITH C. E. Course, K. A. F. E. Go way back. O. H. Champion letterer. O. O. Ask Budger. Chums with Tommy and Jack. ROBERT CALVIN COCHEL DOCK C. E. Course. F. E. Search me. O. H. I ' m a Prof. O. O. Ask his Freshmen. Chums with Lush. MILO H. BHINKLEV BRINK il. E. Couisc, 7 ' . (. . F. E. Just cliuckles. O. H. Man of muscle. O. O. Three stories and a cui)Ola. Chums with Trantwine and Chureli. FitANK W. SANSOM SALTV ( ' . E. Course. F. E. Judas Katy. O. H. X 2. O. O. Vocalist, ladies ' man. rooter, etc.. etc. Cluims with Dick and the ladies. 56 S e ; r E n g i n e e r s THOMAS B. PERRY PKRRY ' C. E. Course, K. -.. T. II. [. F. E. ••Down. O. H. Nothing for publication. O. O. Silence is golden. Chums with Prof. Williams DcWITT TAt.MAGE RICE M. E. Course. F. E. Jimminy Kraut. O. H. Green ' s right hand man. O. O. Chief squeeze in Stepluns Col- lege orchestra. Chum. with Ren. THOMAS J. CRAIG TOMMY M. E. Course. 7 . B. JJ.. K. A. F. E. Consarned ape. O. H. Not bad. O. O. A climher. Chums with Jack and Bill EARL BRENTON SMITH EBT M. B. Course. Q. E. B. H. ' . i:. That ' s all there are to It O. H. Kin to Pocahontas. O. O. The same. Chums with Barrett. 57 Senior Engineers ALBERT KNABE •NOBBV ' M. E. Course. F. E. Tou ' se fellows O. H. Good. O. O. He can graft. Chums: with rubber necks. BURNS STEWART ■■BURNS E. E. Course. F. E. He ' s rubbin ' it in aint he. O. H. Reasonable. O. O. Hard worker — before exams. Hay nianv chums. W lULlAM B. UOUUINS ■BU M. K. Course. 7 . B. . F. E. ••Golly Moses. ' O. H. Pretty fair. O. O. Pretty when dressed Cluim.s with Kuck. up. (•|lAKl,i;.S H. HUNGER RINGER E. E. Course. F. E. ••! guess we ' re something: fierce. O. H. Pugilist. O. O. Live wire. Chums witli Oick. ' S8 S c ; r E n g i ; c e r s -E. E. Course. T. B. JJ.. F. E. You ' ri tootin ' O. H. Splinter, O. O. Windmill. Chums with himself. w I i.i.i. . i w. ii. i;i;is •r.ii.i.i ir K. K. Course, r. .V. I . !•;. Wed l)etter pay up. O. H. Of a peacenhK ' dispo.sition. O. O. Easily e. (ited. Cliums witit llillii ' . KlCHAULl VAUGHAN UJCK E. K. Course. F. E. The Katy whistle. O. H. An ' onery guy. O. O. He is O. K. Chums with Salty and Uing-r ■I H R K 4 ■I H Br 1 J i;i)W. UU A. HIU.SCOK. E. E. Course. T. II. II.. F. E. Thunder. O. H. iMtly minded. O. O. E. T. tu Briscoe. Chums with Prof. Shaw.  19 4- F F I C E R S C Presidents: GUY O. MacFARLANE, F. H. MOREHEAD. C Vice- Presidents: F. H. MOREHEAD, CHAS. C. ROBINSON. C Secretary and Treasurer: F. P. SWARTZ. C Savitar Representative: ELMER GAREY. C Historian: FRANK A. FUNK , j ,■ CHARLES C. ROBINSON Trenton, Missouri Wliat though the name be old and oft repeated. His own estlmnte must lu ' measure enough, His own praise reward enougli for !iim. ' FRENCH men MOHi:ilK. l). Colunil ia. Missouri All. I Iks pardon; but can you tell me, are you some one of import- ance? I have an eye for she that ' s fair. J u ; r K n g i n e c r s SAMUKL, G. I UICKS Mound City. Missouri •Thou foster child of silence and slow time. .JAMK.S KOV Wll.MtTtJ.X CoUimhi. ' i. Missouri Let the world slidp. We are sucli stuff as dreams are made on; and our little lives are rounded with a sleep. ERVVIN MOHTlMliK TuMl INSUN Centralia. Missouri Pity the sorrows of a poor old man. He draweth out the thread of his verbosity finer than the staple of his argument. cu. ui.i;.s .siiri.Ti; Hannibal, Missouri YouuK In limbs, in Judgment old. ' I do know of these That therefore are reputed wise. For saying nothing. Junior E n g i n e e r s EDWARD CARTWRIfillT CONSTANCE High Hill. Missouri As proper a man as one shall see in a summer ' s day. Delightful ta. ' k ! to rear the tender thought. To teach the .vouns idea how to shoot. JO.SEPH IATTIIE V.S CHAXDLEE Jonesburg. Missouri Doth make the night joint laborer with the day. Cheer up. old man. cheer up; we ' ll soon be dead. OMER DENNY Kearney. Missouri How sweet it Is to rest. What sh;ill 1 do to l)e forever known. JAMES LEMMO.N HAMILTON ■V ' ishart. Missouri I am a man more sinned against than sinning. My life, wliieh was so straight and plain. J u ; r K g i ii c c r s XVIMil R UOWAItl) KISIIEK. Hannibal. Missouri The soulful eyes and faraway look of the born musician. Whence thy learning? Hath thy toil, O ' er books; consumed the midnigrht oil? ' FH.VZKU CltO. WKI.I. IIII.DKR. Washington. D. C. The gentleman is indebted to his memory tor his Jests. On sight more gorgeous never sun looked down. MO.NBOE .M. HESS. Kahoka. Missouri Allow children to be happy in their own way. for what better way will they ever find. What do I care what the books say? (iEOKliK KICIIAKII HOl.HTO.N. Stanberry. Missouri Kormed in the prodigality of Nature. The other shape. If shape it might be called that had none. J ' u n i r Engineers HENHY COLE KENDALL. Kirkwood. Missouri Seldom he smiles, and smiles in such a sort. As if he mocked himself and scorned his spirit, That could he moved to smile at any- thing. n. HRY CllHIWTOPIlKK WESTOVER. St. Joseph. Missouri Surely mortal man is a broomstick. It isn ' t what he says, but the cutting way he says it. JAMES LKSLIE WOODRESS Tliree-fifths of him genius and two- fifths sheer fudge. No angel could do no more. Ll ' THEK ELXfAX JOHX.SON. Nevada. Missouri One of the few, the immortal names that were not born to die. I hope ' twill not be deemed a sin. If 1 but answer with a grin. 54 J u ; f) r K ; ; c c r s IRA PAGE SMOTHKRS Moberly. Missouri Stand back and give liim air. Oh ! How regardless of their doom, The little urchins play. No sense have they of ills to come. No care beyond to-day. ARTHUR ROBERT EITZEN Boonville. Missouri Ho was in logic a great critic. Profoundly skilled in analytic; He could distinguish and divide A hair, twixt south and southwest side. ' ELMER CARET Joplin. Missouri Up! I ' pl my friend, and quit your books; Or surely you ' ll grow double; Up! Up! my friend, and clear your looks; Why all this toil and trouble ' : ELI EVERETT PENTER A.shland. Missouri He loves no music but tl e dollar ' s clink. Ve don ' t trust nobody. J u u i r E n g i n e e r s ROBERT FAULKNER MOSS Columbia. Missouri Sits tlie wind in that corner. Then he %vill talk — good gods, how he will talk. WALTER JAMES SPALDING Moselle, Missouri As modest and attentive as a blushing maid. For every ' why ' he had a ' wherefore. EDWARD REISI30LD Ridblrd. Missouri But It wu meet in distant Or on a foreign shore; I well can take my Bible oath. I ' ve seen that face before. GEORGE ANIMIONV HROWN Hannib.il. Missouri On their own merits modest men are dumb. And sits attentive to his own applause. ' 66 E n g t n c c r s 5 Class Officers W, DUDLEY, President. C. M. CLIFTON, Vice-President. C. W. MARTIN, Secretary. C. F. LACK, Treasurer. J. H. BARNS, Sergeant-at-Arm . Tell Integrate. Derive, E ngineers (f) , $ SOPHOMORES L ' l.rk Walmru VST I ' WLIj there returned to their iiilieritance a minil)er of bold vioorou.s yoniifjf men wlin in earlier days had .sliown an ability and eapaeity for h()ldin - their own again.st all eonier.s, that made tlicin ()rthy heirs of a worthier name. .Sopho- riiore iMii ineers. C. ' 1 ' lH ' y yii ' ded np their loins and tackled witli all the viu ' or of three niotiths of stored u]) energy and ilahly. the res|)onsil)iliti(, ' s and ])rol)- lems that confronted them. As h ' reshmen they had looked forwai ' d to a year that woidd brint ' brilhant op])oi ' lunities in the missionai ' y field, few hours of work, and a i ()od time in general. liiMn on all your six honi- snbjeets. said they to tin ' faculty, and watch us tak(. ' our divi- dinds from the oculists. aiiK ' tlie football ames the Sophomoi ' es must win and we ' ll hel]) ' vn . I ' oint out the ohject.s on the campu.s that ott ' end the eye and we ' ll show what (hcorators we are. Show us a class to eivili e and well .solve the l ' hilii)i)inc |)r()bk ' m for them. Give us ;i legislator to legislate and itli shop and Inli. we ' ll make his hciid buzz. All thesi ' things they suecessrully |)(il ' ormed in a way. ' I ' luv were jj ood as decondors. as tntertainers. at taking ' up the wliiti- mans hurd(?i. and playing football, but some of them were woefully l)ad at j ' -ettin ' i ' their claims for dividends recon ' ui ed when the time came to st-ttU ' with the oculists, foi ' at times those Profs. ' eyes simply refused to be in lured. i.ike the small ]iolitieian lio e (.r. they woidd 67 not travel home vmtil they received a pass, consequently they are all liere still. CAt present there is a rich field open to them for missionary work among as sorry a buneli of Freshmen as ever gazed longingly at the busy machine shop. But tlie powers that be, knowing their propen- sity for the strenuous life and their ability to generate material for the sensational newspaper reporter, have swamped all such intentions on their part by an ingenuous arrangement of liours that k aves time only for sleej ing and eating. Thus so far, tlie verdant Freshman has gone his foolish way untaught and unlearned. But if it was the intention of the ])owers to prevent such incidents as putting dum- mies on the buildings, signs on the columns, or defeating the class above them in a little class rush on the athletic field, their plans were a partial failure at least. Tlie majestic lions which so long graced Academic Hall, found their way one night to the roof of the Engi- neering building, their ribs labeled with a big ' 05. And the end is not yet. CWhen the mellow spring breathes upon the earth, who can tell what will hajjpen Gentle Ajme? 68 NGIHELB - Class Officers President. LYNN W. SMITH. Secretary. ROBERT L. BALDWIN. Sergeant-at-Arms, JOBERRV LAKE. Vice-President, CHARLES F. ALT. Treasurer. JOHN E. RICHARDSON. Historian, FRANCIS J. BULLIVANT. ' I ' was w itli a resolute piii-posi ' that eighty or more of us enme hiTe in Siptetuher lOO ' i to enter up as Fre.shinen Kngineei ' s. W ' itli only eighteen hours a week marked on our study cards we tliought that we would surely ha e an easy time. C ' lhat was I)et ' ore entering up. It does not take long to wear oil ' most of tlie einei ald tint that is retleeted from all fre.shmen during their first few (lays of college life, and we were not exeejjtions lo the rule. We .soon found that our eighteen hours lengthened out wonderfully, and .seemed to consume mo.st of the week. Vhat leisure we did have we employed in using uj) a stock of theme paper that we had heen advised to hiiy. (This theme paper, l)y the way, seemed to he covered mostly with red ink when it was returned to us.) Our pile of text-books, too, seemed formidalile. hut from continued association we became very much attached to some of them, pai ' tieularly to our Ilall and Knight and Penn ' s Outlines. CDuring the foot-hall sea.son .several of our numl)er became shining lights on the Tiger team. CLAfter the foot-hall .sea.son, with its occasional iiaif-iioliday, we had very little to break the monotony of work until the time of the first semester ' s exannriations. ' I ' hat was a week of trials and tribulations. with the bhie-honk constantly before iis. T Hien it was all over and the results checked up. we found that, for some reason, our chemistry grades were vmknown quantities. JNIany and various were the the- ories propounded as to why this should he so: but we have since learned that our dear Doctor, in the goodness of his heart, wished to spare us any uneasiness that might result from a knowledge of our conditions. CAfter the work of examination Meek we settled down to our studies anew. At least most of us did. Some were lucky enough to get excused from the second semester ' s work: while others seemed to like the first semester ' s work so well that they decided to take part of it over. CI. Ve have become very much attached to om- jirofessors in the time that we ha ' e been here, and have learned many things from them. In Algebra we learned how to calculate the probability of an event ' s ha])pening under certain conditions: Imt we did not quite get to the point where we could determine the chances of our passing with cer- tain conditions. C Under the direction of the cori)s of efficient teachers that we have, great things may be expected of the class in the future. Already inventive genius has begun to shoAv itself. One of our young sur- veyors has devised an automatic instrument for locating grade-stakes which, he says, will do away ith a great deal of the labor of railroad surveying. He has yet to perfect some of the details of it. but in- tends using it in laying out his next railr oad. If he could make the instrument work for determining other grades (chemistry grades for uistance) , it might prove valuable to the Freshmen Engineers. CAs we have hinted at the future possibilities of the class it might be thought that, somewhere in these pages, we would say it is the best class that has ever been imder the .sliadow of the columns. Be that as it may. we refrain from saying it in so many words. Kvery class thinks that of itself, but we are too modest to express our opinion on tile svdiject. COur Freshman days will soon be over, and the events of the j ast year will be but a jnemory. Vhell next we come on the campus, after a much needed rest, it will be as So])h()m()res with new class spirit, and a well defined ])urpose of aiding the next generation of Fresli- men. F. J. B. y u n I r L a za Of fie e r s President: MILTON ADREW ROMJUE Vice President; JOHN REID NAPTON Secretary and Treasurer; VAN HALL Sergeant-atArms; HANS WULFF Savitar Representative: JOHN ROBERT WILLIAMSON FRED ERWIN STORM When facts are weak, His motive cheek Will take him serenely through. MII I ' ON ANDUi:W UOMJl ' E He is a mairlid m:in. JOHN REID NAPTON I ' m a firm believer in social lieredity; My (grandfather ' s great; I cannot help Init be. J ; r LT a w THOMAS WRIGHT ROBINSON Nature to all thingrs fixed the limits fit. ' This is one of the limits. JAMES EROICA T.ANDON Some one has persuaded liim he is an athlete. A fierce idea. FKKD Wli.LlAM J. Si-Hll.TZK .4n Irish Piitcl-.man who holds In eontempt writers of felonioi:s decisions. NOK.VIAN (l.-VRKK BARRY He Is wise. If you don ' t believe It. he ' ll prove it to yrtii. 73 J u n r L a zv WILLIAM GASTON SAWYER The wind bloweth, but no one listeneth RALPH TILDEN PINLEY He with tile blonde voice. wiLULR kli:ry HOAG Marrii ' d men have tioiiblt ' S of their own Don ' t roast me. lilORUYiLVX IIIO.NWOOL Pity it is, I know ' tis snd, ' tis true: My ink ran out before I came to you. .7 ; L a w JOSKPH LINDSAY HAW. JR. A joker says he will make an honest lawyer of himself! DeNEAN STAKKURD I am one of tho.se gentle ones who would treat the devil with respect. MORRIS V. N ' EVRRK HALL, Wise saying illustrated: When the Lord gives a man a beautiful tenor voice he takes everything else from him. JUSKPH WilEKLER KENTON Tct. if we look more closely, we shall find. Even he has ' the seeds of judgment in his mind. ' 7S J u n r L a zv JOHN ALFRED DOUGHTY My mouth is large, my legs do bow, T ' m hot stuff. I tell you so. FRANK ABXER THOMPSON, JR. My best friend and most ardent admirer. — myself. ROBERT OSCAR SUMMERVILLE I never lu ' :ird of him until he had his picture taken for the Savitar. LESLIE ROSS KANTZ M.v icrenius l !irns henentli a Kady. Where every tliought is of a lady. .7 ; r L a zv HAROLD CLARKE THURMAN The man behind the pipe. CliAUDE BERNARD BOTTOM Fraternity man; cliarter member.- You can searcli me, Lawson. JESSE JACOB KAHX Will malce a lawyer unaccompanied without force. Vlltflll. IIICKS A self-made man who hath great re- spect for Ills malcer. Junior Law RUFUS WARD McCONNELL One who is never more serious tlian when he tries to act funny. GEORGE YOUNG HULL An automatic spring: demonstrator. FUED BENJAMIN OWEN An awkward lad with the gift of gab. .loUN ROBERT WILLIAMSON lie dragged out a sick violin and began to tease it to death. 78 First Tear Law Class Dccl a r ci t i u of Prowincncc Suppose,! Spi-(-( o ' Ci - A da ins to the Class of ' oj INK or swini. ■■ilunU or lloiirisli. nuilty or not Liiiilty, I give both hands and my heart to this ehiss — my hands to the L entlemen and my heart to the hidy. C,It is true, indeed, that in tiie beginning-, we (Md not sue for prominenee. lint there is a process which sliapcs our ends, develops our cheek and a(hninistei-s firmness to our spinal anatomy. CThe sunny days of last Se|)tember and the owl-eyed members of the ex-freshmen classes smiled upon us, while we were a wilting multitude of strangers, but the facts in the case have been amended. Tom Jones warned us against the engineers, .Tudge Ivaw.son reminded us of court decorum, and the librarians taught us law-school eti(|uette. Kneouraged I)y these instructions and desirous of emulating the example of our worthy ])redeeess()rs, we met in an upi)er room, not in .Ierus:dem. but in the law l)uil(liug in an apart- ment which rnele Dick and Destiny designed as a flunking field for legal aspirations, elected one long (ireeiie as chief justice, one slender Burch as stenographer, one Mr. Joimson as clerk, and one warm Sommer as sheriff. Thus organized we declared ourselves fire and i)rominent. with legislative, executive and judicial powers vested in our own strength .ind ])rofessional aliility. Furthermore, we ])osi- tively insisted and did subse(iuently |)ro c l)ryond the shadow of a doubt, that we were bountifnlly endowed with the inalienable rights of strife, rivalry and the j)ursuit of anything we wished to prosecute. C This declaration is the foundation of our prominence and the in- s])iration of our victories. Sustained l)y the aforesaid declaration. a lone lawyer defended the .star house through the terril)le hours of Halloween while steandess engines willfuUly. delii)erately, and with malice aforethought prowled abont the streets and gho.sts with quasi- felonious intent mai-ched in ranks and squadrons through the avenues of the campus. Amid the husthnt - noises of that fierce night he never siu-rendered but bravely Avalked his beat repeat- ing to himself the well known maxim. De minimis non Cin-at l ex. C Inspired by this declaration we dictated terms to the engineers and elected two of the three officers chosen by the soj homore classes. COn a certain morning it was rei)oi ' te(l that one Inishy-headed mem- ber had been assaidted and battered by a l)and of police and was in- carcerated in the hospital, then and there being unlawfully detained by death and the freshmen medics; but he rose tln-ough Iiis troubles, as the moon rises through a hedg e fence and sat within the bar when his case was called. C We have learned tlie biography of Bill Walker, the story of collat- eral. and a fable from Aesop which we expect to use in quashing op- posing coimsel. CThe distinction l)etween proximate and remote causes has been ac- curately defined and is thoroughly understood. Cln State vs. Baker the proximate cause of tlie wife ' s death was the beating which Baker gave her because she swatted him with a dish rag. Cln a decision handed down by a learned young judge we held that the remote cause of a minor ' s tort in lissouri might lie a father ' s love affair in Arkansas. This was subseciuently affirmed by the Supreme Court with the supjjlementary opinion that a person unable to contemplate the natural and jirobable consequences of his acts ought never to consummate matrimonial negotiations. dl apprehend the imcertainty of human prophecy l)ut I believe that this class will retain its promineTice. In tlie forum of business or at the bar of justice, in the field of ])()litics or in the halls of congress, its fame will grow illustrious with the passing years while its members gather lucre from their clients. My friends, I would not have you plead for gold alone, acce]it silver, receive cojiper. yea. take ])ostage stamps, for by the stam])e(l injunctions will you get much money. Take lieed to the burden of ])roof. whether it will fall upon plaintiff or defendant, but above all, see that the essential element of every case, the bm-den of cash, falls in your pocket. Fear not if the oppos- ing party has an action that will lie but beware if he has a witness who will tell the truth. In addressing an illiterate jury avoid the Latin phrase, Damnum abs(|ue Injuria. for it might be understood as a personal irilection upon their cliaracter as a jmy-ah. C,I love this class because 1 am in it. All that my father exjiected me to be. all that 1 would likt ' to Ikixh ' and all that my wife will wish, that I might have been. I stake for its defense. CMy living thoiight. while teaching theology or e |)()iin(liiig law and mv dying sentiment while lighting the exorbitancy of the unik ' i-taker ' s bill or explaining the duties of a carrier of ])assengers to the boatman of the Styx, shall be. The Class of lOO. ). rromincnt Now and Trom- inent Forever. F. F. AV. 80 Parker Memorial Hospital Ward in Hospital New Medical Building Busch Clinical Amphitheatre Anatomical Laboratory Histological Laboratory M E D I C S ay- . • • President. J. E. RAYL. ass UrZilfUZCltlOn V.cc-Presiden,, harry HAAS. O Secretary and Treasurer, C. H. CLARK. Historian and Savitar Representative. W. P. VOODS. 1 ALL liiiiiors IIrtc i.s none Tcatcr tliuii to l)c cho.seii as the one who is to inscribe upon tlicsc pa cs tiie imnioi-tal liistory ol ' the ])rcsent Junior ledical (lass. A ehiss wiiich lias s])ent the -ol(len mo- ments of hf ' e ' s morning in the Atliens of M issouri. do C ' ohnn1)ia! Fairest of vilhif ' -es. how approjiri- ate tliy name! (irand Old ' ' arsity! I ' nfoiled in excellence. unsnr])as.se(l in magnilieence. Why gaze ye with sucii ineff ' al)le .self-coni])lacencv, upon the class of nineteen hundred four; ' Listen! Lifxitalile is the answer as it is wal ' ttd hack hy the entle ,e|)hyrs of sjjrin -. She ' s the pride of the Medical Department. May she ever stand unriv- aled in raee, :ira(k ' and graduates — a thino- of l)eauty and a joy forever. C ' I ' he history of this class, like any history, is oidy a stoi-y of tlie several changes or important events which trace its course. These milestones. as it wen-, when viewed at a glance blend into one con- tinuous whole. They da , ,le the eyes of the observer, and charm the ears of the hearer, .so wonderful are the discoveries, .so gnat arc the deeds of valor, and so completely has tlie Michcal I )(|);iiini( nl been revolutionized by the class of litOi. CSo being the first to chronicle the deeds of sucii a enerablc bodv, 83 we niiist needs go back to the time when we entered the University as ]) )()r, innocent Freshmen. As snch we were the most ilhistrions class in the University — every Freshman ledical Class is. C . e began oin- career with the Hon. Mr. Barney Ferrel as chief execntive. Under the administration of this nol)le leader, the class grew in wisdom and waxed wise in the eyes of all the Professors. It was dm-ing his reign that the memorable quiz clnb was organized which solved the mysteries of Osteology and natomy in two short sessions. Bnt, shall I try your patience by repeating all of these events and going into detail? Impossible! The mere mention of them would necessitate the writing of a large volume. Let it suffice to mention a few. COne event which hcl]is to make oiu ' Freshman year memorable was the mid-year examinations. Xot memorable in that any of our num- ber failed ; for no member of oin- class ever received a condition ( { ) but they were a severe trial. Those having a superabmidance of gi-ay matter, Avell stocked with medical kno- ledge, or those who had pve- viously engaged the services of an assistant, succeeded in escaping with temporary afflictions. On the other hand the strain was so great that the health of some of our classmates was seriously impaired and they were induced by the Doctors in charge to seek a change of climate. How we hated to see them go! But did not the Faculty have the best interests of the boys at heart? (Tentlemen with such delicate health should not lie ])ermitted to enter a profession so ex- hausting upon body and mind as the ])ractice of medicine. CThe remainder, of the year is knoMii as the C ' owgill administration. Important because of the astoimding discoveries made by some of our most worthy members. A few are as follows: The Circus of Vil- lier, named after the discoverer; That the Columbia Vater and Light Company Passes the City Water Through Fertilizers, Dr. Joseph Quint Cooper: That tiie Symphysis ])ubis is Situated in the Antei-ior Median line of the Lower Jaw Bone, C. II. Clark (Susie). dFinal examinations, a vacation, and we returned again as So])bo- morcs. Unsopliisticated Sophomores, ' ho will forget the IVog-hunt with l)i-. (ireen or the game of golf with his wife? Was not Mc- Mui ' try ])r()iid of his first aiiinial crop of whiskers? Did not K. K. Bi ' unei ' make an in ahial)k ' coiitrihntion to science when he discovered that the coming generations of Cohiniliia wvw dooniid to l)e wel)- footed? Last but not Kast li ' t us not forget tiiat UK ' nioraliU ' day when we ere sununoned, I)y Judge (ireen, to take into our iiands tlie reins of power and mete out justice in the case known as Tlie Ches- ter and Milton Round - the details of which are recorded in the pre- vious volume. These witli many other events serve to impress upon oiu memory Uw reign of Dod the First. (T.Bnt we are Juniors. If 1 should attempt to give an accurate delinilion of a Junior 1 woukl be at mv wits end. In common with the rest of nature we are ])i ' ()(]ii(is of y ' radual e oliition. UciiKiiiiinij; ' four l()ii ' years in tliis eoninion soil, relVesIicd l)y the nciitlc siiowers of precept and example, we yi ' ow. uniold and expand in the warm sunliiiht of eduealion. Show ini ' it ' yon will that in(h idnal who (questions the ahihty of this elass for routine or research woriv. l et me call his attention to those memhers who have done and are doin (])y s])eeial re(]uest of the ])rofessors in ehar 4-e) research work in Chemistry, Kml)ryolo y and lMiarniac()lo y. Let him read that noted work by U. G. Jones, entitled, The Physiolo y of Embarrassment. CXot oidy is this class noted for its ray matter, hut for its athletes, musicians, and its loyalty and patriotism to the I ' Diversity. We have furnished our share of men for the first teams in both baseball and football. Mc rnrtry who has the honor of wearing ' the (h)i ei-sily ]M would rather Jjlay baseball than eat and Harry Haas when chasing a golf ball is as hap]jy as a woodpecker in a cherry tree. For tennis and track men we lack not, and we wish also to be remem- bered the fact that the president ol ' our class -Hon. .J. E. Kayl -has lately been elected to the ofhce of pino-])ong ca])tain. Cr,l?ut let us pass to the halls of U ' aiMiing where science and knowledge reigns su[)renie. We bid farewell to the old ledical huikling. No more will its corridors resoimd with trampling feet or the familiar voice of the Freshmen, for future classes are to ])urs ie their ways in pleasanter halls. The new building, together with tiie hos])ital con- stitute ornaments to the cam])us, and are highly appreciated by bf)th h ' acu lty and students. CThe year of our junior existence is well nigh drawn out and the time is at hand when we must part as Juniors. May we meet at the beginning of another year hearing the proud name of Seniors. CL N e have no need of a prophet to predict our future. In aftei- years all of these incidents w ill be recalled when we read of the fame of some of our members. b ' or example, when we pick up a text book on practice and read on the title page the name of Eugeni ' Cowgill, or wiien we read of Dr. W. L. .lones as an eminent Vrmy Surgeon. ( ' . ]- ' . Henderson will continue his study of Hones while V. J. C ' ampl)ell who has such an aflinity for the ladies, will be recogni ed autiiority on Gynecology. Cr. Hut T must give way to the dignified .Senior who is to follow me in this history. May we as students or practitioners, realizing the high calling of our profession be ever ready to respond to the call of duty. lay we strive to advance the knowledge, which brings cheer and comfort to the sufferer, and keeps aglow the sinu ' k of hope in anxious friends or relations. •Harry has not been able to play much lately on account of heart disease, which he has had ever since he got stuck on the Hill ' west of Thompson ' s. J u n I r M e d I c s ' r:;rrT ' T !rvr ' ' rr! ' ■■r - ' ' r- - HARRY R. HAAS HillsgTove. Pennsylvania. Am I in love? I do declare. It Makes me feel like I should share it With some fair maid. Ah! there ' s the test. I know not which I love the best. Indeed I should like to l)e tonsorial ar- tist at a. C. CHESTER HARLAN CLARK Beloit, Wisconsin I come to conquer (blushing maids) but I conquer not. I am private photogrraplier for Dr. Jessn and tile college girls. My highest ambition is to be a mis- sion:! ry. ALIIHRT KKAN(MS WIM.IKK Sprin tk ' ld. Missouri I am private stenographer for Moody and Calvert. My best fri ' nd is ' Happy ' . I ' m a ' gun ' but nobody knows it. Dry KUGENl : TAKK COWUILL Fayetteville. Arkansas Look not on me so. O maiden brown. Tor jealous indeed is my wife ' s frown. I spend one half of my time writing to my wife, one half in reading her letter . and the remainder in walking to and from iho classroom. .7 r M c d i c s URBAN I-IOWIS JONKS Troy. Alabama Would that I could rid myself ot thiJ I ' mbarrassment for it is great. I spend most of m.v time in finding fault with the school. My higrhest ambition is to be a lady ' s man. JOHN EDWARD RATL, Crocker. Missouri Class president ' 02- ' 03. Ping pong director at C. C. ' 02- ' 03. I have ransacked all ot the encyclope- dias in the University library looking for some of my ancestors. I found one man who spelled his name Rayl and he was h.anged as a spy. CHARLES FOREST HENDERSON Strotbcr. Missouri It ' s a cinch that I ' ll not be here next year. i go with more girls tlian . ' in.v ot ' one fellow in school. My favorite study is chemistry. 87 Junior M edits WILLIAM PERRY WOO DS I have an exposition of sleep come upon me. My highest ambition is to be a quiet country doctor. ETHAN EDWARD BRUNNER Krums ' ille. Pennsylvania I have laeen president of four insane as.vlums and spiritual director of seven lar e lunatic asylums. I spend most of my time working: my .yi-aft witli Drs. Good and Myer. MII roN SCOTT McMURTRY Oklahoma City. Oklahoma I am a charter member of the Whisker Club; also foundiT and owner of the grreat Oriental mustache grower. My highest ambition is to become Pro- fessor of anatomy in the University of Ok- l.ihoma. ALBERT JAMES CAMPBELL Clinton. Missouri I suddenly devour anything tliat tastes good to m.v mouth. May we always liave fair weather when it rains. I would make a good critic. SCENE NEAR THE UNIVERSITY. ON HINKSON 89 MED ICS A wise physician skilled our wounds to heal Is more than armies to the public weal. — Homer. EDWARD E. WOODSIDE- CLIFTON C. ALBRIGHT- AUGUST W. KAMPSCHMIDT- JOSE M. SANTIAGO- JOHN F. MILLER- GEORGE G. HAWKINS JANE ELIZABETH DUNAWAY OLIVER A. JEFFREYS- RICHARD S. THOMPSON HERBERT D. KISTLER- BENJAMIN A. ANTONOWSKY- -The man vith whiskers, the future McNab Who would be the real thing with a bit more lab. -He is the ladies ' man of our class. And, when alone, he asks for McCurdy ' s lass. -He ' s a special, but he ' s us and who can guess why No one knows, neither he nor I. -He ' s lazy, yet a worker as is very plainly seen And the best of his works, is the way he worked Green. -He ' s Dutch, he ' s fat. he ' s lazy Ihey say. Maybe that ' s the why his dues he won ' t pay. -In order for a foetus to develop into a quack It must be brought up on epicac. I ' m the only Hen Medic ; an M. D. Pd take But the worst of my troubles is 1 am no drake. Well I ' ll be gul-squshed, that ' s him. Got a roast for somebody or a tale to spin. Ask him to-day ; he v ill answer to-morrow. He is married, bald headed and happy as is usually the case. He ' s thar with the goods, and don ' t have to run his face. On this young Israelite the roasts are many. And to hear a talk worth more than a penny Just say to him Powers House, Cross Sections. Nitric Acid, Hot Air — O there ' s so many! EDMUND F. TAAKE—Most parts of the body are useful and especially the hands But why on earth do we have detrimental glands. JAMES E. NELSON ALFRED E. CORDONIER -He ' s in love; she ' s a pearl. She ' s red headed, but yet she ' s a girl. This here business, that there stiff Don ' t kno%v no grammar, but what ' s the dif. OMAR R. GULLION — Of all students, if there be one who is smart and don ' t show it It is this man who grinds and grinds and don ' t know it. CHARLES F. MONTGOMERY EDGAR H. McCURDY- ANDREW W McALESTER- I must have time all jokes to see and make But it aint no joke I do love Taake. ' Let ' s say naught but good of him He is so little, puny and thin. -Are we all here ; yes, for here is young Mc; Who ever attends classes as the tail of our i )uack. 90 Q Id o s o X o 91 -- ' . ' ' ' ' ' - isEJ. - ' FRESHMEN MEDICS FRESHMEN MEDICS FRESHMEN MEDICS FRESHMEN MEDICS FRESHMEN MEDICS FRESHMEN MEDICS FRESHMEN MEDICS FRESHMEN k - MEDICS FRESHMEN M 1 MEDICS FRESHMEN w MEDICS FRESHMEN A MEDICS FRESHMEN m MEDICS FRESHMEN 9 MEDICS FRESHMEN MEDICS FRESHMEN MEDICS FRESHMEN llllll MEDICS FRESHMEN MEDICS FRESHMEN MEDICS FRESHMEN MED1C3 FRESHMEN MEDICS Officers of Class MISS RUTH SEEVERS. President. J. R. YOUNG, Vice-President. GEO. O. TODD, Secretary and Treasurer. Class Motto Seven days shall thou labor and do all thy work and on the nights thou shalt review. Class Yell Lungs, Livers, Heads and Hearts, Chop ' em up, hack ' cm up into many parts. Typhoid, hoopin ' cough, other human ills. Fill ' em up, dose ' em up, give ' em little pills. C. HALL. Independence, Mo. R. S. EDWARDS, O ' Fallon, Mo. R S. MacCABE, Springfield, Mo. J.W. MARTIN. Blue Mound. III. RUTH SEEVERS, Osceola, Mo S. T, TAPSCOT, Searcy, Ark. FRED C. TYREE, Carthage. Mo. C. L. V fEBER, Cairo, III. H. D. JARVIS. Rose Hill. Iowa. T. B MONTGOMERY, Columbia, Mo. J. M. RIGGS, JR., Winchester, III. C. W. TALBOT, Nevada. Mo. GEO. O. TODD, Richmond, Mo. GROVER C. WATERS, Nevada. Mo. J. R. YOUNG. Due WcN ' .. S. C. o 3 [I) z a s I CO u X It. AT THE PRESIDENTS RESIDENCE _ o 5 E - 5 5 n • a: Q III Z z o z o z i3 u o H - ? a z 96 The gricu tural Cliih X l()okiii i ' iij) the records of tliis C ' lul) it was found that it was organized April 16 at eight oeloek sharj): as no year a])])ears in the rec- ord it is supposed tliat it was created before Mian reckoned by years. Great things have small bcninniiigs; so we were not surprised to find that in the beginning there were oidy ten ehartii- members. It long ago passed the enil)ryonie stage: and at the ])resent time its intiuenee lias htcomc so wide, under the able management of its officers and practical cntluisiasm of its members, that it is one of the strongest studcTit organizations in tlie T niversity. having an eiu ' oU- ment of about forty resident nuiubers and in addition many older numbers in all parts of the State. dThe constitution states that the object of this Club is to ])roniote the interests of tiie students of tiie Agricultural Colle e. The patriarchs ho framed that constitution were wise, very wise; but what mortal can draw aside the curtain of the futmr? Tlie consti- tution was written before the conception of college s|)irit was devel- oped in the Missouri State I ' niversity. President Jesse began to teach us the rudiments, the first principles of college spirit: our spirits — college spirits began to l)nbl)k ' . then to foam until oui ' cup of enthusiasm was f i]l to o tTllowing and we amended the old manuseri])t by adding and the College too. ' ' This is evidence, that as President .Jesse sowed his spirits some fell on good ground and did yield fruit that sprang up and increased; and l)rought I ' ortli. some thirty, and some sixty, and some an lumdred. CL c are ])rimarily a business club praelieal business but the literary side is not neglected. The members themselves do not engage in oratory, but at each meeting we ask some member ol ' the faculty, or some outside pt ' rsou of note, to lecture to us on a scientitic subject relating to agriculturi ' . This year Drs. Hird. Duggar. Wliitten. Mumford and Mr. Orr. of Massachusetts, have l)een kind tiiougii to give us inter(.-sting and insti ui ' ti c lectures. CTo keep in touch with recent agricultural movements we send, each year, students as delegates to the Inti rnational .Stock .Show at Chicago, to the gathering of the ■ American I ' ederation of Students of Agriculture, of wimli we are members, and aKo to all the agri- cultural and liorticultnral associations lield in Missouri. ' I ' he present year J. X. Price rci)resented us at Chicago and L. W. Winchester at S prill ofield. We have also recently organized a Corn Growers ' Association of jVEissouri, from which no doubt much good will spring, as the object is to advance corn growing in our State. We are also proud of the fact that A e are re]jresented in the foot- ball arena; the famous center of the team of 1902- ' 3 is one of us — ] Ir. I.. Childers. CLOf course each class or organization must have a sign or symbol to distinguish it from all others. This Club is certainly the most for- tunate organization in the University in this respect. To lead our procession we have a large living Knsign surmounted by a Chand(e)- lier that sheds light on all subjects, especially natural science in rural schools; again the Clul) is extremely fortunate to have in its own ranks a Vera KrafFt(y) — Gale with which to blow tlie Ensign into Foulds. But unfortunately among us is a rapid-fire Winchester, that, contrary to all international law. ])ersists in firing cliains of long words at our own standard; but we place such a Price on our Ensign that we gather round it, permitting no one to Hewitt down, carrying it along the Rliodes from the Gray of dawn till the de-Cline of the sun. The following are members of the Club: W, L. HOWARD (■ ) A. E. PARKHURST ' OI ' 02 J. M. DOUGHTY L. W. WINCHESTER ' 03 ' 03 E. D. RHODES W. M. KRAFFT ' 03 ' 03 W. HURST L. W. THIEMAN ■04 ' 05 E. E. MOREE W. F. HARVEY ' C4 ■04 H. E. BRADLEY D. T. GRAY ' 04 04 W. K. LAUFFERT W. CHANDLER ' 05 ' 05 H. COUTIER L. H. GALE ' 05 ■05 W. M. STANLEY J. N. PRICE ' °5 05 L. E. CLINE A. M. ALLEN ' 05 ' 05 J. L. HEWITT C. L. HECHLER ■05 ' 05 JOE VERA L. M. TARTER ■05 ' 05 L. F. CHILDERS W. G. ENSIGN ■06 ' 06 J. C. FOULDS G. H. MALONE •06 ■06 J. S. McDANIELS R. E. CALDWELL ■06 _ _ _ -06 98 ta o _] (J a: f- J O o o iM iHi T Military Departmen t Coiiunandciiit Captain - ' W. D. CHITTY. 4th U. S. Cavalry. Cadet Major-J. S. BOMAN. Commandants Staff-Cadet Major— E. E. LUSHBAUGH (not acting). First Lieutenant and Adjutant— V. M. KRAFFT. First Lieutenant and Quartermaster- MAURICE V. POWELL. Sergeant Major— FRED KELSEY. Quartermaster Sergeant— O. A. JEFFRIES. Co iif aNx A Covipajiy C Captain E. E. PEARCY. First Lieutenant— J. T. DAVIS. Second Lieutenant- A. BARRETT. First Sergeant— E. J. ALLEN. Captain— W. F. MILLhR. First Lieutenant— A. R. EITZEN. Second Lieutenant— W. H. GOODSON. First Sergeant-L. E. JOHNSON. Cowpmiy B Artillery Cai.tain-J. A. BRUNDIGE. First Lieutenant C. J. SLOOP. Second Lieutenant— E. F. ROBINSON. First Sergeant FRANK R KNIGHT. Captain-R. H. JESSE. Jr. First Lieutenant F. C HILDE. Second Lieutenant A. KNABE First Sergeant f Hiuui F. PANNELL, (CivilianI, Chief Musician. S. BOTHWELL. Drum Major. z o H u I H U. O w a: (J Missouri Sclxjol of Mines and M e t a 1 1 u r g y SophoDiore Class The group on the opposite page represents the officers and committees of the class of 1905, of the School o Mines and Metallurgy. Each individual member of the Sophomore Class is a powerful factor in the School of Mines, and the strong class spirit which is now pervading the institution is in a great measure due to the organizers of the ' 05 class organization, the principals of which appear in the group opposite. The following is a roll of the class members. R. A. ARMSTRONG. W. E. BAKER. H. C. CHAMBERLAIN. E. CHURCH. J. H. CLARY. W. A. GARDINER. W, S. GRETHER. W. A. GREEN. W. HATCH. R. C. HERNDON. J. HURTGAN. L. H. HUNT. A. H. KINDRICK. D. KUNTZ. L. G. LEHMAN H. T. MAPES. G. A. McMASTER. W. NESBITT. J. PRICE. R. F. RUCKER. J. SCHNITZER. C. D. SMITH. A. A. THOMAS. G. WHITE. B. WILLIAMS. 1 WRIGHT. M. A. WILDER. G. C. BAKER. M. A. BURGHER. T. COWPERTHWAITE. J. W. CAPLES. J. W. DRAPER. H. L. GRAY. E. GUNTLEY. C. T. GREEN. J. S HAMMON. M. HAUBER. R. E. HOFFMAN. E. C. HECK. R. KNOWLES. H. C. KEPLER. C. M. LAIZURE. C. MYERS. F. J. McCAW. L. NIEDRINGHAUS. E. E. PRICE. O. R. RICHARDS. M. E. SIMPSON. R. H. SQUIER. F. VILLAREAL. A. S. WHITEHEAD. W. C. WYMAN. T. O. WELLS. C. R. WIL FLEY. = i CL, t « in S S 5 . ! a: o S O -OS S _- . 1  - i: a, O j: O • M 2 E — u p -o C9 O 103 CiOBSfimO Qmziatmz I O ' ' ' ' I -Rict 1 •OS X z a X ta6 The G r (I d ate C I b of the i i -v e r s i t v o f M I s s our i}i ' {tn n iznl SiNi, Members MISS MARY JESSE BARNETT. MR. J. S. BOMAN. MISS LAURA DASHIELL. MR. FRANCIS POTTER DANIELS. MISS HELENS M. EVERS. MR. E. H. FAVOR. REV. H P. HORTON. MISS THECKLA KAHN. MR. A. E. PARKHURST. MR. E. I,. SHAW. MISS JESSIE A. SMITH. MR. F. A. HERNSTORF. MISS ELLA BUSCH. MR. c. ' c. Dubois. REV W. W. ELWANG. MR. NORMAN FREUDENBERGER. MISS JENNIE GREEN. MR. W. L. HOWARD. MISS MAUD E. MONTGO.MERY. MR PETER POTTER. MISS ELIZABETH SINCLAIR. MR. J. E. TUTHILL. MR. WHEALDON. Lectures Before the Graduate Club Xoviinbii- I J. I go 3 Preparation for a Career as Teacher in University Work. DR. WEEKS. January, tqo Recent AfTairs of Importance in Europe and America. DR. TRENHOLME. February 27, rgo;} Francias Vilon, DR SWIGGET. March 26, go; The Sistine Temple. DR. PICKARD 107 rui o The Senior Society of tlie University PURPOSE : To fiirtlur tlic hist interests of tlic University of Missouri. MEMBERSHIP: Liiiiitei to fen Men. Orgiiniced in tfie spring oj iSijj. Members of the Society igoz-igoj PETKR POTTER. THORNTON E. MOORE. EARL BKENTON SMITH. WILLIAM HENRY HAYS. WILLIAM GODFREY BEK. JESSE FRANKLIN HOGAN. RICHARD HIRAM McBAINE. MILO HAMILTON BKINKLEY. WILLIAM THOMPSON NARDIN. ROBERT BRECKENRIDGE CALDWELL. io8 T h c E II g I i s b Club Organized, January, 1903 Aim: The furtherance of all purely literary interests of the University of Missouri, and the promotion of original literary production and criticism among its students. Officers President: J. HERMAN CRAIG Vice-President: JAMES E. CRAIG Secretary: MAUDE WILLIAMS ROLL OF MLMISLKS Misses Messrs CORDER ANDERSON KAHN CRAIG. J H. SIMMONS FORE WILLIAMS SCOTT PACKARD ROSS KOCH CRAIG, J. E. RIGGS Doctors: DEAN WALKER H. M. BELDEN HOGAN WOOLDRIDGE R. V. P. JONES SWEET WOOD 109 The Engineering Society HE membership of the Engineer ' s Society is limited to Post Graduates, Seniors and Juniors. Fortnightly meetings are held in which interesting technical subjects are presented by mem- bers of the club and visiting members of the faculty. Beside the benefit derived from discussion of such subjects, it is the aim of the club to promote a stronger social bond between the two upper classes. The members are; F. P. S VARTZ - President R. VAUGHN - - Vice-President E. F. ROBINSON Secretary J. A. BRUNDIGE - - Corresponding Secretary E. C. CONSTANCE - - . - Treasurer F. C. MAGRUDER - .-.-.-- Sergeant-at-Arms A. F. BARNES. • A. BARRETT. L. BRANDENBURGER. ♦ E. A. BRISCOE, -k G, A. BROWN. H, BRINKLEY. R. G. BUSH. ELMER GAREY. J L. HAMILTON. W. W. HARRIS. M. M. HESS. r G. R. HOUSTON. ( ) C. F. JACKSON. V H. C. KENDALL, A. KNABE. E. E. LUSHBAUGH. R. F. MOSS. ♦ T. B. PERRY. D, T. RICE. ♦ C. R. RINGER. W. B. ROLLINS. C, SCHULTZ, ♦ W, E. SMITH. B. STEWART. G. J. WALKER H. C. WESTOVER. J. L E. ZORN, J, M, CHANDLEE, R, C, COCHEL, T. J. CRAIG. E. DENNY. O. DENNY. ♦ A. R. EITZEN. F. A. FUNK. D. K. HALL. J. A. HAMMACK. I. F. HARRISON. ■ F. C. HILDER. D. F. HUDDLE. S. E. JOHNSON. H. KLEINSCHMIDT. S. G. LOUCKS. G. McFARLANE, E. E. PENTER. L. E. PHILBROOK. E. RIESBOL. C. C. ROBINSON. F. W. SANSOM. E. B. SMITH. W. J. SPAULDING. E. M. TOMLINSON. H. H, WELCH, . WOODRESS, University C b e s .s C I ii h Office LOUIS INGOLD, King rs MAC ANDERSON, Knight J. E. CRAIG. Bishop PcKvns KENNEDY HURWITZ KREUTZ BOMAN WORNALL WHEELER HARSHE TWYMAN WELCH SHELLENBERGER HOLLINGSHEAD UNDERWOOD BULLIVANT HERZBERG ALMSTEDT ROBINSON TUTHILL POWELL HORTON BARRY MOORE FISHER ELWANG BROWN FRISTOE TU FRANK ROLLINS MANLY STEINER BELOW ARE TWO GAMES RECENTLY CONTESTED IN A MATCH BETWEEN TWO MEMBERS OF THE CLUB. THE SECOND GAME IS GIVEN BECAUSE OF ITS BRILLIANT TERMINATION n n j=i A A p GAME IV OF THE MATCH, MARCH AND APRIL, 1903. -RUY LOPEZ ' GAMtVIIIOFTHE MA TCH, MARCH AND APRIL. 1903. QUEENS GAMBIT DECLINED V White y lUacIc . V Wliiti- ! ' •• JUitcl: I. P to K 4 1. P toK4 I. PtoQ 4 I. P to Q 4 2. Kt to K 83 3. Kt to Q B 3 3. P to Q B 4 3. P to K 3 3- B to Kt 5 3- Kt to B 3 3- Kt to Q B 3 3 Kt 10 K B 3 4. to 4- Kt takes P 4. Kt to B 3 4. P to Q Kt3 5- P to Q 4 5- B toK3 5- B to Kt 5 5 B to K2 6. Q to K 3 6. Kt to Q 3 6. Pto K3 6. B to Kt 2 7. B takes Kt 7. Kt P takes P 7. R to B 7. P takes P 8. P takes P 8. Kt to Kt 2 8. B takes P 8. Q Kt to Q 2 9- Kt to Q 4 9- Kt to B 4 ? 9 00 9- 00 10. R to Q 10. B to Kt 2 10. Ktto K2 10. P to B3 11. P to Q Kt 4 1 11. Kt to K 3 11. Kt to B 4 II. Kt to Q 4 13. Kt takes Kt 13. B P takes Kt 13. B takes B 12. Q takes B ' 3 Q to R s ch ' 3- P to K Kt 3 ■3- Kt to R3 ' 3- P to K B 4 14 ' Q to R 6 •4 B to K B ■4 QtoK2 ' 4 Kt (Q 21 to 8 w Q to K3 II; B to Kt 2 t.5- Kt to K 5 i.S- Kt to Q 2 Kt to B 3 0-0 16. Kt takes Kt 16 Q takes Kt ■ 7. Q to Kt 3 17. Q to K 2 17. P to K4 17 P takes P 18. B to K Kt 5 18. Q to B 2 18. Q takes P 18. P to K R 3 ■9- Kt to K 4 ' 9- B to B ' 9 K R to K •9- Q R to K 30. B to B6 30. P to Q 4 30. R to K 2 - 30. K to B 3 31. Kt to Kt s 31. Q to Q 2 31. P to Q R 3 31. P to Q B 4 33. Kt to K 4 33. Q to K 23. Q to Q .i 23. P takes P 33- B takes B 33. K takes B 23 Q takes P 33 Q to B ! 34- Kt to B 6 34. Q to K 2 34- R K 31 to K 1 34 K to K 35. QR to Kt 35- KtoR 35- P to K B 3 2.S Q to Q 3 36. R toQ 4 36. R to Q Kt ? 36. Q R to Q 26 Q to B 3 37- Q t:ikes Kt P ' 37- Q to B 3 37. Q to K5 37. B to B 3 38. Q to R 6 38. Q to K3 28. Q to K3 28. B to Q 3 39. Kt takes R P 39. Q to Kt J 39- Kt to B 2 39 QloKt3 ? 30. Q takes Q ch 30. K takes Q 30. Kt to K 4 30. Kt to B 3 ? 3 ' - Kt takes R 3t- K takes Kt 3 ' - Q to B 3 ' B to B 3 33. R to B 4 ch 33. K toK3 33. Kt takes R 33. Q takes Kt 33- R to Kt 3 33. B to Q 3 33 B to Kt 5 33. B takes B 34. R to Kt 3 34 B to K 34 Q takes 8 34- R to K B 3.S R to Kt 7 ch 35- K toQ S ! Q to K5 35 Q to Kt 3 36. R to B 8 36. R takes Q Kt P ? 36. R to Q 3 R to K 4 36 K to Kt 37. P to Kt 3 37. R toKt 37 37. Kt to R ch 38. R takes B ch 38. Resigns 38. K toR ? 38. R takes B P ! 39 40. R to K K toKt 39- 40. Kt to 8 7 ch KttoR6ch Drawn Th e Glee Club of the U n i v e r s ! t y of M i s s u r ! ( Q Q ® 9 9 %j!j{S The Chih H)02-03 First Tenons C. M. TWELVES. J. A. VAETH. DeNEAN STAFFORD. FRANK KIDD. Bassos FRANK S.ANSOM. W. S. HOGSETT. W. G. BEK. Second Tenors JOSEPH WHITLOW. WALTER A. HIGBEE. DELL HALL. Danitones HARRY A. PETERMAN. R. N. McMILLEN. FRANK H. BIRCH. Aeannpaniist HENRY MOORE. Org President. WALTER A. HIGBEE. ' () ' 1 }1 1 ' y i 1 ft Oyl Vice-President, R. N. McMILLEN. LI ll iLI I I yjll Secretary, HARRY A. PETERMAN. Treasurer. W. G. BEK. Director and Business Manager, FRANK H. BIRCH. O drganizatioii in tlic I ' nivcr.sity has made yreater progress tliaii the (ilee C ' hil). Tlie eoneert given i)y the Chill in the Anditorium has become an aiimial event, and this year ' s eoneert was by far the l)est and most sneeessl ' ul of the three annual concerts that have been given here. It was tlie social event of the ))ast yiar. The Anditorinm attractively decorated in Old (iold and Hlaek was filled with o ii- 1 J()() jiiTsons in e I ' oing attire. Snch a scene could mil l)ut inspire the Cluh. and tlie Iioys gave a con- cert pleasing to all. m J o a a o I The Glee Cluh — Continued THE ANNUAL TOUR iVIonday following the concert here the Glee Club boj s left on their annual tour. To give you an accoiuit of it. I can not do better than read you a letter Salty Sansoni wrote to an Old Glee Club member. This letter we picked up in Academic Hall where Salty lost it. It reads: Colmnbia, :Mo., Feb. 9, 1903. Dear Old John: Just returned from the Glee Club trip, and will tell you all about it. The trip was the finest yet. We left here Monday afternoon on the Katy for Boonville, our first stop. We gave a nice concert there, and with the exception of a woman fainting while Billie was giving Oil and Flour 3Iargot, no thing happened to mar the pleasure of our stay in Boone ille. Say John, doiTt ever go to Higbee, ] [o. In order to get to Slater where we gave our next concert we were compelled to change trains at Higbee. They dropped us off the Katy into Stygian darkness at about a couple o ' clock in the morning with no light, no guide, no nothing, except sleet. Well we reached the C. and A. Depot in about six downs. A few hours ])leasaiit riding and we ])ulled into Slater. In the afternoon we slid out to the Skule House and sang to the children, and they returned the com])liment by turning out in a body at the concert, and made life miserable for us, for several hours. In the midst of one of I ' ncle (xcorge ' s violin dreams a youngster sang out, Why don ' t cher jjlay Dan Tucker? Another inconvenience at Slater was a till) which we were com])clle(l to keep in the center of the stage, in order to catch the rain whieli came through a hole in the roof large enough to drive an ice agon through. Ve left Slater early the next morning for lA xington. the sctne of our next spasm. From the time we arrived in Lexington until we Kit. Kidd ' s face wore a smile. Ijcxington ' s good ])eople failed to niati riali .e at the concert to any great extent, but as were singing under a nice guar- antee, we rested easy. Heiney feehng the neetl of exercise, wanted to walk from I.,exington to Iligginsville, our next stop, but the mem- bers of the eom])any remonstrated with him and he decided to ride. At Ilio ' ii ' insville we did two .Skules in the afternoon. Hall ree- oo ' iiized one oi ' the vounu ' teachers as an old t ' licmi. We had fine ' Jiotel accominod.-itions bnt Mt ' Milleii fixed ns in Iligginsville by canving oft tlu ' cUrks nil)l)crs (by mistake). KverylKxly spent a g ()()(l part ()( ' tlif iiioi ' iiiiiu ' ritini; ' letters. 1 saw Stafl ' oi ' d mail three to Christian C ' ()lle ;e within til ' titn minnles. Sedaha eame next. This was to l e our hii ' eonetit ami t cry man (leti ' i ' inined to do his l)cst, and the hoys ei ' rlainiy (hd Ihemsehts pi ' ond. .John, you rtinemher Charley l)e])pe, who san ' first tenor in the ([uartet last yv: v( Well, he was at the eoneert and simply went wild over it. Alter the eoneert we were tendered a niee reception, and every I ' ellow enjoyed himseli ' immensely. ()i our way hack I ' rom Sedalia we stopi)cd in HoDinillc for the afternoon and had a tine lime. The Katy ran a s])ecial I ' rom Me- l?aine to ColumI)ia for us Saturday ni ht, and we pidled in about mid- ni ;ht. ' ell, I must stop now. Vrite soon. Your friend. Salty. Some time after the first trip the Club made Carrollton and Mexico. The concert at each place was a 4reat success. Ks[)eeially at Car- rollton was the Club well received. i wm- r fp ' ' ? ' fm ■■ ' m ' WiWi iC V? ' -, Off I c e r s President - - - E. O. BRACK Vice-President - FRANK G. HOB ART Secretary-Treasurer - - - J. F- KIDD Business Manager - R. J. GENTRY Trainer . . - F. W. TUTTLE The Missouri University Gymnastic Society, better known by the initial letters, M. U. G. S., was organized in the spring of 1902 for the purpose of bringing into greater prominence the work done in the Gymnasium. Although the facilities of the society were limited by the smallness and inadequate equipment of the Gymnasium, two annual exhibi- tions have been given with gratifying success. In view of this and of the fact that the ' Varsity vill soon have a new Gymnasium building, the society has been made permanent and the annual exhibitions will become one of the features of U n i v e r- s i t ' life. THE CHARTER MEMBERS L. BRANDENBERGER M. S. McMURTRY L. M. ANDERSON W. F. BENNETT C. C. ALBRIGHT E. H. McCURDY F. W. TUTTLE E. S. HAYNES F. G. HOBART R. J. GENTRY J. D. ALDER E. O. BRACK M. C. BURK R. H. DYER J. F. KIDD IHE XEir MEMBERS H. D. KISTLER R. O. MADDOX I. P. SMOTHERS 116 7 Union Literary Society J 8 43 Fimwlnl Jum- 11, IShS 1903 Tell U. L.. U, L.. We Yell ! U. L., We Yell, U. L. ! Officers Recording Secretary- E. N. MEADOR. Treasurer— E. F. ROBINSON. Corresponding Secretary R. T. ABERNATHV. Attorney-- G. Y. HULL. President — J. A. HAMMACK. Vice-President J. H. IKENBERRY. Critic— Sergeant-at-Arms- J. A. STOUT. J. A. POTTER. Debating Lep.gue Committeeman — Oratorical Association Committeeman- J. A. POTTER. T. W. ROBINSON. Roll of Members BOMAN, J. S. ROBINSON, T W., Mule. ROBINSON, E. F.. Prof. BAIRD, J. C. Songster, WEESE, W. L., Hot Air. ABERNATHY, R, T., Sport. MARSH, S. F., Gun. HAMMACK. J. A., Orator. LIEBER, R. A., Surveyor. MEADOR, E. N.. Scribe. SCHUERMEYER, W. F.. Old Reliable. Patriarch. ♦POTTER, J. A., Debater. JACOBS, E. F., Knocker, WHITE, R. E., Mathematician. COMER, E. S., Fined loc. FRIEZE, E.. Sergeant. RAILSBECK, H.. Gymnast. • HULL, G. Y., Guardsman. STEELE, O., Haircut. ROGERS, W.. ? STOUT, J A.. Parson. ♦Leader on Missouri-Kansas debate, 1903. ' •Alternate on Missouri-Nebraska debate, 1903. 118 T b c A t h c ; a can S o c i c t y Motto: S(hiiti(i Kii iiid M nihil. ' Tell RICKETY RUFF! RICKETY RUFF ' WHO ' S THE STUFF! WHO ' S THE dTUFF ' ATHENAEAN! A Glance at the Past and Future of the ylthetiacati Society The Athenaean Society is almost as old as the University itself, having been established in 1S43 and incorporated by special act of the Legislature in 1849. In the early days this society and the Union Literary Society were by far the most important or- ganiiations among the students. Great interest was taken in the iipen sessions which were held at in- tervals in the year, and in which the members of each society strove to outdo those of the other. A hcn the time of open sessions hegan to pass away and oratorical contests and debaters came in to take their place, the Athenaean Society was not slow to take up those lines of work; and today it is always well repre- sented in such contests of the University, and it now has a membership of men working for the best interests of the University in these matters. In glancing over the old and dusty volumes that contain the records of the society, one notices the ames .if men now widely known. A list ol its alumni would fill a large part of this volume. Ro l of Mrmhcrs I go 2-0 ' ANDERSON. MAC. HAYNES, E. S. PIRKEY. E. ■BATES. L. E. HECKLER, C. H. PIRKEY. R. BIRCH. F. H. HEWITT, J. V. PRICE. J.N. BARRY. N. C. HEYD. J W. t ' R ' LEY. F. B. BRIGOS. L. R. HORNER, G. R. RIGGS. J. ••COLE. R. S. KEELER. J. P. ROTHWELL. J. R. •••CRAIG, J. E. ••••LANC.SDALE. C. SNYDER. J. C. CLEVENGER. J. R. McFARLAND, D. WILEY. F B FRANK. S. M. IPIERCE. H L. WILLIAMS. H. GENTRY. R. J. WORNALL, R. B. Offi cers Presidents F. H BIRCH . R. B. WORN ALL. F. B. R ILEY. J. RIGGS Vice-Presidents D. McFARLAND. J. RIGGS. J. E. CRAIG. 3 M. FRANK. Secretaries— J. V. HEWITT. F. L WILEY. E. S. HAYNES, J. E. CRAIG. Sergeants-at-Arms-C. LANGSDALE. F. H. BIRCH. R. B. WORNALL, F, B. RILEY, Board of Trustees D. McFARLAND, R. B. WORNALL. F. B. RILEY, J. R. ROTHWELL. •Secretary Debating League. ••First Alternate Nebraska Debate. ' •■Second place Inter Society Oratorical Contest ••••Kansas Debate tThird place Inter Society Oratorical Contest. Secretary Inter Society Oratorical Association. ■ ■9 7 h c Bliss Lyceum Meiiihers A THOMPSON. F. E. MURRELL. F. B. OWEN. W. W. BLAINE. R. W. McCONNELL R. T. FINLEY. F. E. WILLIAMS. C. H. ADAMS. J E. LANDON. C. C. WILSON. C. WILLIAMS. MISS O. H. BURCH. M. A. ROSE. M. A. ROMJUE. W. E. HOAG. E D. UPTON. J.H.JOHNSON. G.W.SOMMER A. C. CARTER. First Tprm: Second Term : Third Term: Fourth Term: Fifth Term : Oarers President: CURTIS WILLIAMS. CURTIS WILLIAMS. F. E. WILLIAMS. M. A. ROSE. C. C. WILSON. Vice-President: R. W. McCONNELL. G. W. SOMMER. J. H. JOHNSON J. H. JOHNSON. J. H. JOHNSON. Secret;iry : R. T. FINLEY. MISS O. H. BURCH. MISS O. H. BURCH. F. E. WILLIAMS. F. E. WILLIAMS. TIE 15IJSS LVCEU] I was organized October I ' i, 188!). and was duly incorjjorated under the laws of the State Deeeinber 15, 1890. It bears the name of Jndo-e Phile- mon miss, the first dean of the law department. It is the only survivor of many law societies and organizations which have existed since the foundation of the law school, and bids i ' air to continue its existence and [)n)minenct ' among the litei ' ary organizations of the University. C ' l ' lie lyvceum is strictly a law society, and oidy law students arc ad- mitted to its ranks. iVt i)re.sent the membei ' ship is limitid to twentv- three. C ' l ' lic exercises of the Eyccum. though necessarily very largely domi- nated by (luestions and discussions most interesting and useful to lawyers, are usually intersper.sed with orations, iveilatioiis and anec- dotes. C ' i ' he Bliss is a membi ' i- of [] c Debating League and also of llie J nter-society Oratorical Association. Its representative in the inter- society contest, Air. F. B. Owen, won tir.st honors and tlierel)v repre- sented the l iiversity in the inter-colUgiate contest. C ' riie annual debate between the liliss Lyceum and the Kansas City School of Law was held at Kansas City l- ' ebruary l. ' JtIi. The rep- resentatives from the HIiss were Messrs. Frank . . ' riiom|)son, J. H. Johnson and (i. W. .Sommei-. The judges decided niianimoush ' in I ' axor of the I , -eenni ' s representatives. A ac Em Dc ha ting Club offi ccrs J F. HOGAN. President E. VAN DUESEN. Vice-President ED. S NORTH, Secretary E. F. NELSON, Treasurer NELSON SEARS. Attorney BERRYMAN HENWOOD. Serceantat-Arms E. E. PEARCY. Debating League Committeeman C. BEDiNGER J F HOGAN A. JONES ED S. NORTH E. D. TWYMAN Mcmhcrshil Roll W. A. FRANKIN BERRYMAN HENWOOD R. N. McMILLEN E. E. PEARCY E. VAN DUESEN G. F. ALEXANDER Roll of Honor MERCER ARNOLD. A. B. F. C. CLEARY. LL. B , A. B. S. B. KNIPMEYER, LL. M. LL B. M. C. BUKK, A. B. J. S. HARRISON. A. B. C. M. STKONG. B. S.. M. S. H. HEDRICK D. V. HOWELL E. F. NELSON NELSON SEARS C. J. WALKER. JR. W. E. WELLS J. G. CABLE, LL. B. W. K. SCUDDER, A. B. A. J. WILLIAMS, LL. B. K V EU A lia.s ;i.s.s(.rtc(l lur.scH ' in tlic debating- fit-Id tlii.s year a.s never before. Whatever laurels other c ' hihs have won have been naiiied l)v hard work and in hard (inht.s. and llieir nio.st danuerous oi)l)on(nt lia.s aiwavs been the ew Era Debatintj c-h.b. C-Not only has New Ki-a made otlnr.s finlit for honors, but she has been very .sueee.ssful herself. In the ])reliininaries she gained distinetion for bein r the oidy elul) whieh i ' ui-nished a eoniplett ' team for each eontest. And tluy were .i- ' ood teams, too. as was shown by the taet that her men yL- eho.sen as leaders in Missouri ' s two most important debates, namely, those with Nebraska and Illinois, both of which scIkx.Is have chairs of dcl)ate and one of uliicli defeated us last year. Resides ettiii - these |)laccs as leaders her tiicn have .secured their .share of the minor ])ositions on lli bin- debates. dXi-w Era ' s ever inereasinn- stren-ilb is duV to IIk- fact that she wants and takes oidy men who are workers. It is also due to the faet that she impres.ses every member with the importance of c-lub debates. In these debates a man is e i)ected not to deliver a falterino , half-thor- ough diseussion of the mooted (|ue,stion. On the contrary he is re- quired by ndes and induced by criticism to .seek and oI)t ain an ex- haustive knowlcdn-c of that (|ucsli()n. and to ari-an -e his ar «ument and perfect his delivery as he would for a |)reliniinai-v or lntcr-rni ersitv eontest. C,In anticii)ation of the preliminaries Xcw Kra held joint del)ates with the leading- clubs of the .school before the Christmas holidays and the records will show that sjie was aiwavs riven the decision of the judges. CXew Era ' s ultiinatr object is victory and fanu I .|- llu- N ' arsitv. so her memlH-rs aiwavs work with tliat eiid in view. M. S. U. Debating Club I 8 g 5 — I g o 3 Motto - ' K i(nc joitr si ji ' ct ; icords ivill follozi ' . .■ ,- ' k ssf Officers T. E. O ' CONNOR. Speaker. SHEPARD LEFFLER, Speaker Pro Tem. J. N. NUGENT, Secretary. S. E. FISH, Attorney. FRED C. KELSEY, Sergeant-at- Arms. WILLIAM T. NARDIN, Treasurer. ROBERT B CALDWELL, Debating League Committeeman. W wb 0! wb w( Reprcsc7itatives on Interstate Deluites i ' itli Xebrnskij, Ka isas and lUiiiois: First team men. i ,■ alternates, ; Roll of Active Members Robert B. Caldwell. I. A. Kanne. D . C. Ch.istain. Fred C. Kelsey. Charles B. Davis. Shepard Leffler. Forrest C. Donnell. J. N. Nugent. J- E. Edwards. S. E . Fish. William T. T. E. O ' Connor. Nard in Ernest . . Green. De N ean Stafford- A. W. . Hockenhull. G. E arle Stewart. Merri 11 Otis Honortjrv Meitih ' h ' rs Bert Munday. Cleveland A. Newton. J. E. Weatherly. Arthur M. Hitch. L. E. Durham. F. Y. Gladney. John Kramer. R. S. Douglass J. F. Couron. C. M. Jackson. A. C. Bush. W. C. Hack. J. S. Conrad. C. L. Hcnson. J. E. Cowran. J. W. Scott. J. McCutchcn. A. R. Henderson. Albert P. Hamilton. Nelson O. Hopkins. E. P. Weatherly. J E. RigKS. W. R. Woodson. Clyde Williams. N. S. Brown. Irvin Rautenstrauch. C. A. Henderson. I. L. Harnage. F M. Motter. Allen McReynolds. Irvin Barth. Dr. Chas. F. Hicks. W. F. Moore. W. W. Walters. Walter Burch. Milton M. Dearing. Joseph M. Gwinn. r. ' . c. A. CPresidcnt. MISS PKARL MOULTON. C Vice-President, MISS LUEI.LA HOFFMAN. CSccrctary, MISS MARY P. JESSE. CTreasurer. MISS HELEN SEWALL. CAuditor, MISS ELLA READ. YOUNG WOMEN ' S CHRISTIAN ASSOCIATION of the University of Mis- souri was founded April 2, i8gi. Its motto is helpfulness; its ideal a well- rounded womanhood. During the past year the aim of the Y. A . C. A. has been I. To help every girl in spiritual, moral, mental, physical and social development. 3. To create a Christian influence in the University, which shall affect the Fresh- men, and send our Seniors out Christian workers. To attempt to help the girls in qiiL-stions and doubts ofreHt;ious experience, that come to every student when brought within the advanced lines of thought of a University. 4. To furnish means of spiritual growth through Bible study and fellowship in prayer. Throu ;h the efforts of the Y. W. C. A. a course in the Social Teachings of Jesus ' has been offered, for which University credit is given. There is also a four years ' Bible course, as well as a class in Missions, and a Personal Workers class. There are abont forty girls enrolled in these classes. The memltership of the Association for this session is one hundred twenty-three; the budget $200. all of which has been raised by the girls them- selves. Weekly meetings are held at 4 p. m. on Thursday. These meetings are some- times conducted by University girls, faculty ladies, or ladies of the town. We have also had addresses from Dr. Pauline Root, Mr. Colton, Dr. McLean, Mr. E. W. Stephens. Mr. Walter Williams and Rev. Cresap. One of the events of the year is thevisitof Miss Mc- Corkle. State Secretary of the Y . W. C. A. She is a woman of great strength of charac- ter, and full of helpful suggestions for carrying on the work. During her short stay of a week she comes in contact with almost every girl in the University, and makes a lasting impresiion upon her thoughts and ideals. The Y. W. C. A. unites with the Y. M. C. A. in giving an annual reception to all new students. This year a reception was given to all University girls in the Ladies ' Parlors, also one at Mrs. R, H Jesse ' s in honor of Miss McCorkle. On Hallowe ' en, the faculty ladies and University girls were entertained by the Y. W. C A. at one of the most successful and unique affairs ever given in Columbia. r. M . C. A. V n 1 ' e r I t y f M i s s u W Mniiheni. Financial Budget, $l,iin, m? Men Enrolled in nihle Sluilii. Pres. W. H. GOODSON, 03 V.-Pres. ISADORE ANDERSON. 04. Trcas. E. J. ALLEN, 04. ' , ■ ' ■ Cor. Sec— E. S. HAYNES, ' 05. (y T T I ( ' C } ' ' Rcc. Sec— W. F. MILLER, ' 03. Gen. Sec -PAUL SUPER. ' 03. ISADORE ANDERSON, Religious Meetings. J. W. HEYD. Bible Study. j • H. L. PIERCE. Social. R. O. MADDOX, Membership. _j U Cl I ) ' }}J C }1 ' - J ALLEN, Finance. C M. HECKLER, Missionary. V . W. SANSOM. Lecture Course. J. N. PRICE. Employment Bureau. HON. E. W. STEPHENS DEAN H J. WATE MR. N TODD GENTRY. „ x -l .- . i-l I J- r, i- y DR. WOODSON MOSI «S A a CI SOI hOCU a or. JOHN PICKARD r. M. C. . — Membership E. B, Smith. Isadora Anderson. H. L. Pierce. W. J. Carrington. E. S. Haynes. Clyde McLemore. J. W. Heyd. C. W, Leopheart. J. . . Hemphill. J. R. Welch. J. N. Price. B. P. Six. J. E Craig. C. A. Clark. C. H. Heckler. C. C. Albright. 1 L. M. Tartar. E. F. Robinson. W. J. Shellenberger. A. W. Kampschmidt. W. P. Woods. R. S. Thompson. Henry Moore. A. T. Sweet. C. N. Hartwell. E. H. McCurdy, H. W. McKee. W. F. Miller. Harry Fore. G. W. Ridgeway. Clarence Hcwes. Shepherd LefHer. J. V. Hewitt. Pryor Scott. Fred Kelsey. Frank Sansom. Richard Vaughn. Byron Cosbv. W. H Goodson. Floyd Riley. C. J. Sloop. L P. Schooling. Clyde Brooks. O. R. Gullion. W. M- Standley. T. E. O ' Conner. C. C. Du Bois. C. B. Davis, C. F. Henderson. W. C. Russell. F. W. J. Schulze. J. M. Doughty. G. R. Houston. H. C. Greene. F. H. Birch. F. C. Huntsman. C. H. Farris. W. A. Higbec. J. A. Hammack. M. H. Brinkley. E. E. Bruner. Stanley Sisson. E. A. Green. Dan McFarland. O. L. Steele. E. Van Duesen. F. M. Nash. T. H. B. Ticchcrt. J. D. Ellis. E. C. Morehouse. Otto W. Conrath. A M. Sander. E, E. Waml.le. M. S. NcMiirtry. J. L. Hewitt. D. T. Sales. Jeptha Riggs. Carl H. Adams. F. L. Wiley. J. H. Craig. Louis J. Schrenk. Arch M. Allen. R. S. Cole J. M. Gates. De Nean Stafford. T. Okubo. E. J. Allen. J. L Han. H. W. Allinger. C. J. Walkir. J. C. Snyder. J. E. Price. R. W. Russell. R. F. Finley. C. A. Lowe. B. C. Cottrill. S. F. Marsh. J. A. Stout. J. R Young. C. M. Long. H, L. Brown. C. E. Robertson. E. P. Barmore. B. H. Meador. J. A. Stader. F. R. Knight. Marion Lockwood. L. R. Briggs. J. B. Hall. Homer J. Davis. E. D. Twyman. J. A. Barns. T. K. Smith. R. O. Maddox. E. C. Constance. W. M. Kraft. K. S. Wright Ohmer Fairlcy. T. Wright Robinson. W. F. Schurmeyer. Paul Super. C. K. Martin. R. H. Jesse, Jr. J. V. Goodson. C. M. Clifton. J. G. Wood. F. S. Tuggles. J. M. Brown. H. S. Bedinger. Louis Ingold. J. E. Richardson. Paul Gihson, Andre v Jackson. L. A. Ware. F. C. Harris. Robert Estis. J. H. Murphy. R. T. Abernathy, Robert McNaught. G. W. Hogeman. A. A. Robertson. R. F. Sellers. W. A. Chandler, R. C. Vells. E. H. Woodward. J. C. Foulds. L. E. Cline. Henry Wood, W. G. Ensign. E. S. Comer. J. F. Miller. D. R. Durant. R. B. Oliver. O, B. Wills. H. E. Brown. Warren Ingold. A. H. Northcult. R. J. Gentry. R. S. Battersby. W. H. Hays. J. M. Riggs. B. E. 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Kansas-Missouri Debate Sixth Annual Dchiite Between the Universities of Mis. IKu soun and Kansas Jl on hy Kansas— J ( njv? yj r Won by Missouri J HELD AT COLUMBIA, MISSOURL SATURDAY EVENING, APRIL 18, 1903 MISSOURI ARGUED THE NEGATIVE Sluestion Kisdli ' ii , That a iiiitioniil loic enforiiii! arbitration af diffini tiis Ijcticeeii ciii- p nrers and oiiploviis in tlie railway and iiiinim industries is desirable. Missouri ' s Representatives JAMES A. POTTER, Leader— Graduate of th e University of Missouri Academic class ' 02. Mem ber of Law Class 03, and Union Literary Society.- Mt. Vernon, Missouri. SHEPHERD LEFFLER- Member of the Junior Academic Class, and M. S. U. Debating Club.— Maryville, Missouri. CLIFFORD LANGSDALE— Member of the Junior Academic Class, and Athenae.in Society.— Kansas City, Mo. SHEPHERD LEFFLER JAMES A. POTTER CLIFFORD LANGSDALE ; 1 s - Mi s s u ri Debar e Sccoiitl hniuiil Dchatc Bctuwn the Viii ' Versitics of lU ' niois and Missouri WON BY ILLINOIS, o WON BY MISSOURI, a Held at Columbia, Missouri, Friday E-vrui zg, .Ipril 24, IQOJ. Missouri Argued the Affirmative, lestion: Rcsoh ' cd, ' lluit eoiis nss s u ' ii (t ' assess dud e.xcirise f ie e.xr iisivi ' poz ur of re ii ii i i lose iiidiislriiit eorf or 7 ioiis ' ic iie i by their relative iiidi iifiide are etiidyled ttirt ety to eontrol tlie f riee at, and the eonditioiis under leiiieli, their eoin- modilies are placed upon the market. Missouri ' s Representatives NELSON SEARS, Leader Memher of the Sophomore Academic Class and the New Era Debating Club- Deer Ridge, Missouri. ERNEST ABNER Gv{EE,N- Member of Law Class ' 05 and Junior Academic Class and of the M. S. U Debating Club -DeSoto, Missouri. FRED KELSEY- Member of the Junior Academic Class and of the M S. U. Debating Club -Garden City. Missouri. FRED KELSKY NELSON SEARS 9 ERNEST ABNER ORE E N Nebrci ska- Missouf I Debate SixtJi Annual Dclnitc bct-u ' Ctn the Uni- versities of Xcbrinkd tind Missonri. Jf ' ou hy Ncl riiskii—2 i - IToti by Missouri— HELD AT LINCOLN. NEBRASKA, FRIDAY EVENING, MAY I. 1903, MISSOURI ARGUED THE NEGATIVE. Question Resolved, That experience proves that the concentration of vast ags:;rei:;ations of capital in the hands of single, private, mainifacturing corporations is uiiimcal to the public irelfarc. Missouri ' s Representatives EARL FONTAINE NELSON, Leader— Member of Law Class ' o; and Junior Academic Class, and of New Kra Debating Club Milan, Mo. WILLIAM THOMPSON NARDIN Member of Senior Academic Class and M. S. U. Debating Club Vandalia. Mo. FORREST C. DON N EL -Member of Junior Academic Class and M. S. U. Debating Club- Mary ville. Mo. FORREST C. DONNELL EAKL FONTAINE NELSON 30 WILLIAM THOMPSON NARDIN K cms as City School of Lcizv—Imzv De- partment University of Missouri Debate The annual debate between tbc Kansas City Law School and the Law Department of the U nivcrsity of Missouri was held in Kansas City. Missouri, on Friday evening, March 13, 19 .3. The question debated was; - ' ' Rcsolvcii, That the Monroe Doetrine has been leeakened by (lie (letjiiisitionjyy the L ' nited States, of its .Isiatie Colo iies. ' ' The Law Department of the University was represented hy Messrs. Frank A. Thompson. J. Harvey Johnson and George W. Sommer. I he University men upheld the Affirmative and the Kansas City school the Negative. The decision of the judi es was for the University men on all points considered in the debate. Mr, Thompson is a resident of St. Louis and a member of the Junior law class. Mr. Sommer is a resident of Bolivar, Missouri, and a member of the Freshman law class. Mr. Johnson is a resident of Denver, Colorado, and a member of the Freshman law class. All the contestants are members of the Bliss Lyceum of the Law Department of the University of Missouri. J HARVbY JOHNSON FKANK. A. IHOMPSON 131 GEORGE W SOMMEK DcpartDioit of lidiication I nivcrsity of Missouri First place won by MR. W. S. HOGSETT of Kansas City, Missouri. He gave Parker ' s A Sign from Heaven. ' Second place won by MISS LEOTA DOCKERY of Kirksville. Missouri. She gave ' Patsy, by Kate Douglas Wiggin. Third place won by MR. J. W. KENTON of Norborne, Missouri. He gave The Boy Orator ot Zepata City, by Richard Harding Davis, Cf Fiftcoitb Anniicil Missouri Jntcr- Collcfy citc On to rial I Contest Held at Carrolltoi Missouri Miircb 7, I go J r F. B. OWEN Representative of the University of Mis- souri, v iniicr of second place. Subject of his cation, The Sway of Precedent. ' F. A. THOMPSON Oratorical Committeeman from the University of Missouri , 1 ' 35 Pi Beta P h Founded at Monmouth College Colors — Wine and Hue F lo ver — CariiatioH Missouri Alpha t: ti lilishi(l Moil, lS9:i Cbapter Roll BESSIE BROWN BOND EDITH LUCILE DUNGAN ANN KATHARINE LASH EULA McCUNE MARY MADALINE SMITH CLARABEL DENTON EDNA FLORENCE JEFFRESS VIRGINIA LEE LIPSCOMB MAUDE HAMPTON NEAL EDITH LOGAN SNYDER SUSAN SHELBY TAYLOR BETTY WILLIAMS GUSSIE MAY TERRELL OLIVE WILLIAMS ESTELLE ANDERSON VIRGINIA DYAS LIL MORTON JOHNSON SUE MARIE STONE In Urbc GERTRUDE BAYLESS ETHEL DORIS HUDSON MRS. MELVILLE S. KING MRS. WALTER S. WILLIAMS luicultdtc GRACE SARA WILLIAMS EMMA BOUCHELLE NELL HALL tVrds es JUANITA ELKINS RUTH MOSS FLORENCE GRAY MARY GRAY 136 K a p p a Kappa G a ni m a • ' o It ti ( t- li a I M o II III o 11 t Is C o I i ii ' (■ , O i t o b c r j, iSyo Theta Chapter Estah li slic d April 2, rSyj Coi.OKS-A?;- - and l.iHi IHiic V xi v. - hlciir df Lis CHAPTER ROl.L EDITH DeBOLT. MARY ALLEN. LAURA HENRY UASHIELL. CAROLYN STONER. MARION BURRUSS. MILDRED LEWIS. MARIE FLEMING. MADELINE BRANHAM. CARRIE REID BIRD. HALLY MORRISON PRENTIS. LULABELLE WOOLDRIGE. ELLA READ. MAUD ELLIS MONTGOMERY. MARY SHORE WALKER. LEOTA LILLIAN DOCKERV. MAUDE BARNES. EDITH STONER. MADGE ROBERTSON. ROSE BURNS. GAIL POOR. FLORENCE ROBINSON. PIJIDGES EMILY BLAIR. MARY ROBNETT ADELE FLEMING. MILDRED McCONATHY. . ' LKBE MRS. S. F. MRS. N. T. GENTRY. MISS EMILY GUITAR. MISS FRANCES DOUGLASS. CONLEY. MRS. GUTHRIE. MISS MARY M. FISHER. MISS BESSIE McCONATHY. •37 Kappa Alpha Ftniiiiird lsi:r,iit Wnxhinijliiii otiil Lrc Vninrsilu, Leritmlnn. Virginia Arlin: tiiiil Alininii Cliaptnn, r,r, Colors Old Ciold and Crimson Flowers Magnolia and Red Rose Alpha Kappa Chapter liislaUni Si iitciiihrr, 1S91 Chapter Roll A eademie Depnrtnieiit IKA DAVID MULLINAX CHARLES DUGAN STEELE EVERETT ELMO BIGGS ' 03 ' 03 ' 04 Princeton, Mo. Norton, Mo. Ashland, Mo. RUSSELL ALVIN FISHER GENE IRVIN SMITH ROBERT ERSKINE TAYLOR ' 04 ' 05 ' c6 St. Louis, Mo. Monticello, Kan. Miami. Mo. Engineering Departiinnf CHARLES THOMAS JACKSON THOMAS JEFFERSON CRAIG WILLIAM ERNEST SMITH ' 03 ' 03 ' O) Miami, Mo. Lebanon, Mo. Webb City. Mo. FRANK CECIL MAGRUDER FRANK ALEX ANDER FUNK HARRY RIC H MONO PETERM AN ' 03 ' 04 05 Appleton City, Mo. Webb City, Mo. St . Joseph. Mo. FRED RUBEN JACOBY VAN HARRISON STOKES LYNN WALLACE SMITH ' 06 ' 06 ' 06 O ' Fallon, Mo. Maiden, Mo. Franklin, Mo. WILL DENNY ■06 Armstrong, Mo. , 77i ' f part men f THOMAS KENT CATRON JAMES D. REID 05 ' 05 Kansas City, Mo. Slater, Mo. Medieal Department Agrieultiiral Department ROBERT STONE EDWARDS LEE AKER WOODS 06 06 OFallon, Mo. Smithville, Mo. hiiadtate BENJAMIN MINGE DUGGAR In Url c BERKLEY ESTES. BEVERLY PRICE HAGGARD. 138 Kappa Alpha — C o n t i n ii c d Active Chapters Alpha— Washington and Lee University. Gamma University of Georgia. Delta Woffor.i College. Epsilon - Emory College. Zeta—Randolph Macon College. Eta Richmond College. Theta - Kentucky State College. Kappa - Mercer University. Lambda- ' Univcrsity of Virginia. Nu Polytechnic Institute. Aul urn, Ala, Xi— Southwestern University. Omicron University of Texas. Pi University of Tennessee. Sigma Davidson College. Upsilon University of North Carolina. Phi — Southern California. Chi Vantierbilt University. I ' si -TulaneUniversity. Omega Centre College. Alpha Alpha— University of the South. Alpha Beta University of Alabama. Alpha Gamma Louisiana State University. Alpha Delta -William Jewell College. Alpha Epsilon- Southwestern Presbyterian University. Alpha Zeta — William and Mary College Alpha Eta — Westminster College. Alpha Theta Kentucky University Alpha Iota Centenary College. Alpha Kappa University of Missouri. Alpha Lambda Johns Hopkins University. Alpha Mu Millsaps College. Alpha Nu Columbian University. Alpha Xi University of California. Alpha Omicron— University of Arkansas. Alpha Pi— Leland Stanford Junior University. Alpha Rho -University of West Virginia. Alpha Sigma— Georgia School of Technology. .Mpha Tau Hampden-Sidney College. Alpha Upsilon- University of Mississippi Alpha Phi Trinity College. Alpha Chi— Kentucky Wesleyan University. Alumni Chapters Norfolk. Va Raleigh. N. C. Richmond, Va. Macon, Ga. New York City. Lexington, Ky. Petersburg. Va Talladega. Ala. St. Louis Mo. Kansas City, Mo. Alexandria, La. Jackson, Miss. Hampton, Newport News, Va. Atlanta. Ga. Chattanooga, Tenn. Montgomery, Ala Augusta, Ga. Staunton, Va. Jacksonville, Florida. Meridian, Miss. Shreveport, La. Centrcville, Miss. Birmingham. Ala. Hattiesburg, Miss. i tate Associations Missouri State Association. Georgia Stale Association. Kentucky State Association. .Mabama State Association. North Carolina State Association. Beta T h c t a P Fan III h 1 1 ill i- .-if Zeta Phi Chapter Colors ' ■ inut lUiie I ' LOWEK Ai)tcritiiii hinity Kosi Chapter Roll ROSCOE C. MULLINS, ' o4. CHARLES V . WASHER, ' 04. ROY M. JOHNSTON, 05. CHARLES C. DU BOIS, 02. HERBERT D. KISTLER, 05 FRED E. STORM, 03. EB. WASHER, 05. RICHARD W. GENTRY, JAMES E. BERRY, ' 04. SAML A. DEW, ' 05. SIMON M. FRANK, OS- TED A TERRELL, ' 06. CHARLES D. COLEMAN, 05. LEE M. GENTRY, ' 05. PERCY W. BONFOEY, 05. BENJ. H. MULLINS, ' oe. LAURANCE P. BONFOEY, 05. EVERETT PIRKEY, ' 06. REUBEN J. GENTRY, ' 05. RUSSELL J. PIRKEY, 06. MAURICE V. POWELL, 05 In Facultatc PROF. L. M DEFOE, Mathematics. PROF. J. C. JONES, Chair of Latin. PROF. W. G. MANLY, Chair of Greek. PROF. GEO. LEFEVRE, Chair of Biology. DR. WOODSON MOSS, Chair of Anatomy. FREDERICK H. SE ARES. Cliair of Astronomy. DR. A. W. McALESTER, Dean of Medical School. PROF JAMES AULL YANTIS, Professor of Law. PROF. B. F. HOFFMAN, Chair of Germanic Languages. ; Vrhe G. B ROLLINS. E. T. ROLLINS. J. L. DOUGLASS. R, B. PRICE, SR. JOHN M HUBBELL. E. C. CLINKSCALES. C. B, ROLLINS. E. W. STEPHENS. A W. McALESTER, JR. BERRY McALESTER. T. H. RECORDS. . H HICKMAN. E. L. MITCHELL C. E. HICKOK W. R NIFONG. KIKK FYFER. I. O HOCKADAY, SR. I O. HOCKADAY. JR. DR. J. M. FISHER. H. B. ROLLINS. D. HUBBELL. BARRETT. CLARKSON ROLLINS. Beta T h e t II Pi — Continue d w i$ h $i 0 Si it it it h Directory Browrn (Kappal. Maine i Beta Eta;. Dartmouth lAlpha Omega). Bowdoin tBeta Sigmai. Rutgers (Beta (iamma Stevens iSigma) Colgate (Beta Theta). Columbia Alpha Alpha). Washington-Jefferson iGamina). Johns Hopkins lAlpha Chi . Indiana | Pit. Wabash (Taui. Michigan Lambda;. Beloit lChi Chicago (Lambda Rhol. Wisconsin tAlpha Pi) HampdenSidney Zeta). Virginia tOmicron). Central lEpsilon). Texas Beta Omicron . Cincinnati Beta Nu). Ohio Beta Kappa). Bethany iPsi). Denison tAlpha Eta . Kenyon Beta Alpha). ' est Virginia Beta Psi), Lehigh (Beta Chii. Washington (Alpha Iota). Denver Alpha Zeta). Missouri (Zeta Phii. California Omegai. Washington State (beta Omega). Illinois (Zeta Pi). Boston Upsilon). Amherst (Beta Iota). Wesleyan (Mu Epsilonl. Yale {Phi Chii. Cornell Beta Deltai. St. Lawrence (Beta Zeta). Union Nu). Syracuse i Bet a Epsiloni. Dickinson Alpha Sigma . Pennsylvania tPhi). Pennsylvania State College (Alpha Upsilon). Hanover Iota i. Knox (Alpha Xi . Iowa (Alpha Beta). Iowa Wesleyan (Alpha Etai. Northwrsterr (Rho). North Carolina (Eta Beta.i. Davidson iPhi Alphai, Vanderbilt (Beta Alpha). Miami ( Alpha . Western Reserve (Bctai. Ohio Wesleyan iThetaj. Wittenburg (Alpha Gammai. Wooster (Alpha Lambda). Ohio State Theta Delta). De Pauw (Delta). Westminster (Alpha Delta). Kansas lAlpha Nu). Nebraska lAIpha Tau). Colorado Bcta Taui. Stanford (Alpha Sigma). Minnesota iBeta Pi). Aliwnu Chapters Aiken. S. C. Akron, O. Ashevillf. N. C. Austin, Tex. Dayton, O. Denver, Colo. Des Moir.es. la. Detroit, Mich. Miami Co., O. Milwaukee, Wis. Minneapolis, Minn. Nashville, Tenn, St. Louts, Mo. San Antonio, Tex. San Francisco, Calif. Schenectady, N. Y. Baltimore. Md. Boston. Mass. Buffalo, N. Y. Charleston, W. Va. Galesburg, 111. Hamilton. O. Hartfor-1, Conn. Indianapolis, Ind. Nev Haven, Conn. New York. N. Y. Omaha, Neb. Philadelphia, Pa. Seattle, Wash. Sioux City, la. Springfield. O. Syracuse. N. Y. Chicago, 111. Cincinnati, O. Cleveland. O. Columbus, O. Dallas, Tex. Kansas City, Mo. Los Angeles. Calif. Louisville, Ky. Memphis, Tenn. Pittsburg, 111. Portland, Me. Providence. R. 1 . Richmond, Va. Terre Haute, Ind. Toledo, O. W ashington, D. C. Wheeling. W. Va Zanesville. O, MS S i g ni a Chi Fiutndiil )tt ihiltn ' il, ohiii-, Miami Viiivcrsitji IS.a.j Colors— B (- and Cold Flower- ' a Rose Xi Xi Chapter Cliitilniil rs:ii: HAROLD CLARK THURMAN •04. JOHN C. WALKER ■03. ERNEST ABNER GREEN 05- GEORGE FOREST ALEXANDER •05. LESLIE WALKER HUME ■05. EDWARD ALLAN SETZLER 04. FRANK WRIGHT LIEPSNER ' OS- JOHN NORTH EDY •05. THOMAS DUPUY WOODSON ' 05. CLYDE McLEMORE ' 05- AI c ' ml) e r s 111 luuultiitc RICHARD HENRY JESSE GLEN LEVIN SWIGGETT CLEVELAND HALL •06. ELMER D.AVIS TWYMAN ■c6. CHARLES GRIFFITH ROSS ' 05- MACHIR JANUARY DORSEY ' 05- JESSE RAYMOND WILLIAMS ■05- HENRY WOOD ■06. HARRY EDWARD BAGBY ' 06. EDWARD SCARRITT NORTH ' 05 CHARLES MURRAY TWELVES ■06. HARRY SHREVE DORSEY ■06. BURGESS F. LHAMON. 14O S m a C5 Chi — Co n t i n u e d A c t i V e C h a p t c r s Alpha Thcta Massachusetts Institute of Technology. Beta— University of Wooster Epsilon -Columbian University. Eta -The Universityof Mississippi. Kappa — Bucknell University. Mu — Denison University. Omicron -Dickinson College. Phi Lafayette College. Psi — The University of Virginia. Alpha Alpha — Hobart College. Alpha Gamma- Ohio State University. Alpha Epsilon — University of Nebraska. Alpha Iota - Illinois Wesleyan University. Alpha Nu The University of Texas. Alpha Omicron Tulane University. Alpha Rho Lehigh University. Alpha Phi Cornell University. Alpha Psi— Vanderbilt University. Zeta Zeta -Central University Eta Eta— Dartmouth College. Kappa Kappa— The University of Illinois. Mu Mu -West Virginia University. Xi Xi The University of Missouri. Rho Rho The University of Maine. Alpha Omega — Leland Stan ford Jr. University Gamma — The Ohio Wesleyan University, Zeta— Washington and Lee University, Theta Pennsylvania College, Lambda Indiana University. Xi — De Pauw University. Rho— Butler College. Chi — Hanover College. Omega -Northwestern University. Alpha Beta The University of California. Alpha Eta The State University of Iowa. Alpha Zeta Beloit Colleue. Alpha Lambda University of Wiscon 5 n. Alpha Xi The University of Kansas. Alpha Pi Albion College. Alpha Sigma The University of Minnesota. Alpha Chi Pennsylvania State College. Delta Delta Purdue University. Zeta Psi The University of Cincinnati. Theta Theta The University of Michigan. Lambda Lambda Kentucky State College, Nu Nu Columbia University. Omicron Omicron The University of Chicago. Phi Phi— The University of Pennsylvania. Alpha Miami University. Alpha Upsilon The University of Southern California. Alumni Chaptcj ' s New York. Philadelphia. Chicago. Nashville. Cincinnati. Indianapolis. New Orleans. Pittsburg. Milwaukee. Boston. St. Paul- Minneapolis. Columbus. Washington. Kansas City, Springfield (111,1. Denver. San Francisco. Alumni Associations Detroit. Western New York. State of Washington,  49 Phi D e I t a T h e t a Missouri Alpha Chapter EstahUxhril Xanmhcr . ' 1, 1170 Colors — Argent ami Azure Flower — f I kite Canuitiou RICHARD HENRY JESSE. JR.. P. G. RICHARD HIRAM McBAINE, ' 03. EDWIN SYDNEY STEPHENS. ' 03. FRANK ABNER THOMPSON. ' cH. RUDOLPH SENNS HOUCK, ' 05. ROBERl ' BURETT OLIVER. JR.. 05. CHARLES CAMPBELL BOWLING, 05. EBY RYLEY, ' 06. ROSCOE FAIRBANKS POTTS. ' 05. CLIFTON RODES ESTILL, ' os. DAVID MINER ROBERTSON, 04. JOSEPH LORIS STRAWN, ' oe. THOMAS WARD TALBOT, ' 06. HARRY D SILSBY. 06. Tratres in Facilitate CLARK W. HETHERINGION. W. I.. WESTERMANN. Ph D. A. B. COBLE. Ph. D. Fratrcs in Vr ■he ADOLPHUS SPENCE JOHNSON. DANIEL DORSEY MOSS, MILTON ROBARDS CONLEY. JAMES L. STEPHENS CLINTON BANKS SEBASTIAN. SANFORD FRANCIS CONLEY. JAMES HUGH MOSS. EDWARD WILCOX HINTON HARRY HOWARD BROADHEAD. FRANK WINCHESTER DEARING. 150 ' 5« Phi Delta Thcta — Continued I ' niiHiiiil tit Mitimi rnirrrsit II, Ih Washington and Colby College. VilHams College. Cornell University. Syracuse University, Allegheny College. University of Alabama. University of Georgia. Central University. Emory College. University of Pennsylvania. Case School of Applied Science. Ohio A esIeyan University. University of V ashington. University of Minnesota. Ohio State University. Lombard University. Westminster College. Wabash College. Knox College. University of the South. University of Missouri. University of Nebraska. Pennsylvania College. Columbia University. University of Illinois. University of Mississippi. W ashington University. University of North Carolina. University of Texas. Brown University. Dickinson College. Mercer University. Tulanr University. Leiand Stanford Jefferson College. Dartmouth College. Amherst College. Union University. Lafayette College, Leiiigh University. Washington and Lee University. Ohio University. McGill University. Central College. Alabama Polytechnic Institute. University of Cincinnati. Vanderbilt University. University of Vermont. Trinity College. Randolph Macon College. Iowa Weslcyan University. Indiana University. DePauw Uriiversity. Franklin College. Butler College. University of Michigan. Colorado School of Mines. Southwestern University. Universit) of Virginia. University of Wisconsin. University of California. Northwestern University. University of Kansas. University of Chicago. University of Iowa. Miami University. Hanover College. Purdue University. Junior University. ii))i)ii Cluh. Philadelphia Boston. Massachusetts. Mobile, Alabama. St. Louis. Missouri. Atlanta, Georgia. Denver. Colorado. Indianapolis. Indiana. Hamilton, Ohio. Columbus. Georgia. Chicago, Illinois. Galesburg, Illinois. Syracuse, New York. New Orleans, Louisiana. Kansas City. Missouri. Austin. Texas. Mont ;omery. Alabama. Milwaukee. Wisconsin. Louisville, Kentucky. Franklin, Indiana. Baltimore, Maryland. Los Angeles. California. La Crosse. Wisconsin. Minneapolis and S Pennsylvania. Richmond, Virginia. Detroit, Michigan. Howard University, Toledo, Ohio. Washington, D. C. Macon, Georgia. New York, New York. Akron. Ohio. Salt Lake City. Utah. Sclma, Alabama. Seattle, Washington. Nashville, Tennessee. Cincinnati, Ohio. Pittsburg, Pennsylvania. Athens. Ohio. Spokane. Washington. Cleveland, Ohio. Sao Francisco, California. Birmingham, Alabama. Columbus. Ohio. Providence, Rhode Island, t. Paul, Minnesota. 153 s g 111 a N u FotiiHhil in l-yhi ' III Miiiiuiit Mililtinj Iii.- tUuif: Colors— Go r . Black tim Wliitc Flower- Wliitc Rose m Rho Chapter litstitiittd Jaiiuaru. ' ' ' ■ ' H. . % v Clmpter Roll WILLIAM WOODSON HARRIS. 03. ALLEN LEE WITHERS, ' 03. BURNES VAUGHN MOORE, ' 05. ROBERT BEVERLY PRICE, JR., ' os. GUY O ' REAR MACFARLANE, ' 04. TOM MONTGOMERY ELLIS, ' 03. ABNER CASSIDY BIRNEY. ' 05. WILLIAM HENRY LAND, ' €6. HENRY ALLISON COLLIER ' 05. JAMES EARLE STICKNEY, ' 06, HARRY LESLIE SEARS. ' 06 DANIEL DULANY MAHAN, ' 06. HARRY COLE KENDALL, 04. DILLER CLEMENT WOOD, 06. JAMES FRANK LONG, ' 06. DANIEL WATSON COSGROVE, 05. In Urbe DR. E. C. GUTHRIE, ROBERT B. HARSHE. FRANK GAINES HARRIS. HARVEY DENNE MURRY. JERRE HERBERT MURRY. WILLIAM WALKER GARTH. JR. FREDERICK WILLIAM NIEDERMEYER. ss S i g m Li N u — C u t i u u e d ( Roll of chapters Beta— University of Virginia. Lambda - Washington and Lee. Theta University of Alabama. Beta Theta Alabama Polytechnic Institute. Iota — Howard College. Sigma Vanderbilt University. Rho - University of Missouri. Beta Xi William Jewell College. Gamma Eta— Colorado School of Mines. Beta Sigma- University of Vermont. Gamma Epsilon Lafayette Collej e. Eta— Mercer University. Gamma Alpha Georgia School of Technology. Beta Beta— De Pauw University. Beta Eta University of Indiana Beta Nu-Ohio State University. Gamma Beta — Northwestern University. Delta Theta — Lombard University. Beta Psi University of California. Gamma Zeta— University of Oregon. Gamma Mu — University of Illinois. Gamma Kappa University of Colorado. Gamma Xi Rolla Epsilon- Bethany College. Psi— University of North Carolina. Phi— Louisiana State University. Upsilon — University of Texas. Omicron— Bethel College. Gamma Iota State CoIIe;, ' e of Kentucky. Beta Mu -U niversity of Iowa. Nu — University of Kansas. Pi Lehigh University. Gamma Delta Stevens Institute of Technology. Mu— University of Georgia. Xi— Emory College. Kappa— North Georgia . College. Beta Zeta--Purdue University. Beta Upsilon Rose Polytechnic Institute. Beta Iota Mt Union College. Gamma Gamma Albion College. Beta Chi— Leland Stanford Jr. University. Gamma Chi- University of Washington. Gamma Theta —Cornell University. Gamma Nu -University of Michigan. Gamma Lambda University of Wisconsin. School of Min es. Alunnii C .Hij ' ters New Y ork , N Y. K ansas C ty Mo. Chica go. III. L ouisvil e. Ky. Cincinnati O. New Orleans La. St. Jose ph. Mo. San Francisco, Calif. Richmond Ky. Colum bus. O. Denver. Colo Boston. Mass. Carthage. Mo. Indianapolis. Ind. St. Louis. Mo. Washington. D. C. Birmingham, Ala. o Seattle, Wash. Nashville, Tenn 1 Cleveland. O (1 Phi Gamma Delta Fotindcil at Ji ' ffirsiDi ( ' iiUtU ' Conuonahurij, I unsijlv(tn)(iy A. f), 181 8 f Active Meml?ers of Ct.ii Mu Cluipter 1902 1903 Ksliihlishril lit Ihi I ' nivcrsitu iif Mi.isiiiiii, t ' Dlinnliid, isu:) Color - Kovif J ' urp r Flower — Hc io ro c ALFRED CLEMENT FRAMPTON. ' 05. WILLIAM McNAIR ILGENFRITZ, ' 06, FREDERICK BENJAMIN OWEN, ' 03. IRA THOMAS GABBERT STONE, ' o-). CHARLES WILLIAM SHELTON, ' 05. WILLIAM HARRIS FLOYD, III., ' 05. RAYMOND LUTHER CARGILL, ' 05. CLEMENT PARKS DICKINSON, ' 06, GEORGE LUDWIG HAX, JR., ' 03. WILLIAM HENRY MARTIN. ' 05. REINHOLD R. DEMETER, ' 06. WARREN HOLTZCLAW, ' 05. WI LBER ELERY HOAG, ' 04. BEN DREW KIMPEL, ' 05 THOMAS K, SMITH, ■04. HOWARD WELCH. Pledges W, S DUCKER. K. L. BALDWIN. Frdfer hi Viiciiltate ERNEST H FAVOR F ;• a t c r i n U r e AUSTIN HUBBARD WELCH ■58 •59 Phi Gamma Delta — Continued University of Maine (Omej ra Mu). Massachusetts Institute of Technology I Iota Mui. Worcester Polytechnical Institute V Iota . Brown (Pi Rhoi. Dartmouth iDelta Nu). Amherst lAlpha Chi). Trinity iTau Alphaj. Yale Nu Delta:. College City. New Yoik (Epsilon). Columbia lOmegai. Ne A ' York University tNu Epsiloni. Colgate iTheta Psi). Cornell iKappa Nu!. Union Chi). Syracuse iSigma Nut. University of Pennsylvania i Beta). Lafayette (Sigma Nu). Lehigh .Beta Chi). Johns Hopkins (Beta Mu). Bucknell i Delta). Gettysburg iXi). Pennsylvania State (Gamma Phi . University of Virginia Omicroni. Roanoke Beta Delta). Hampden-Sidney iDelta Delta). Washington and Lee (Zeta Delta). Richmond Rho Chi). Washington and Jefferson (Alpha), Active C japters Allegheny t Pi). WoosteriRho Delta). Adelbart (Xi Delta). Denison (Lambda Delta). W ittenberg iSigmai. Ohio State Omicron Delta). Ohio Wesleyan iTheta Delta). Michigan i Alpha Phi). Indiana iZeta). DePauw Lambda). Hanover Tauj. Wabash i Psil. Purdue (Lambda Iota). University of Tennessee i Kappa Tau). Bethel (Nu . University of Alal ama Theta . University of Texas (Tau Deltai. Illinois W csleyan lAlpha Delta). Knox iGamma Deltai. University of Illinois (Chi lotai. University of Wisconsin iMui. University of Minnesota i Mu Sigma). University of Chicago iChi Ypsiloni. William Jewell Zeta Phit. University of Missouri iChi Mu). University of Kansas iPi Delta). University of Nebraska (Lambda Nu). University of California (Delta Xi). University of Washington iSigma Ypsiloni. Graduate Chapters and As s o cia tio n s Indianapolis, Indiana Beta . Columbus, Ohio lEpsilon). Cleveland. Ohio Eta). Spokane, Washington ilota). Dayton. Ohio .Lambda). New Haven, Connecticut (Nu . Pittsburg, Pennsylvania (Omicron). Brooklyn, New York Rhoi. Minneapolis, Minnesota Upsilom. Toledo, Ohio (Chi). Bloomington, Illinois (Omega . Washington. D. C. i Southern Alumni Association . Lincoln. Nebraska Nebraska Alumni Association I. Chattanooga, Tennessee tDelta . Kansas City, Missouri (Zeta). Williamsport. Pennsylvania (Thcta). Chicago. Illinois Kappai. San Francisco, California iMu). New York City (Xii. Philadelphia. Pennsylvania Pii. Albany. New York (Sigma). Saint Louis. Missouri (Phit. Cincinnati. Ohio tPsi ' . Wheeling, West Virginia .Alpha Deuteront. Richmond. Virginia .Richmond Alumni Club . Worcester. Massachusetts .Worcester Alumni Association . S i g Hi a Alpha E p s i I o ; l- ' tniitifnl ill ls:.i:_ I itiuriinralnl in ISUJ CtJLUKS Kofil ' (■ tl lt 0 1 (iold Flo v1 ' :k ; ' iolit Missouri Alpini C juptc) Kfhihiistiril Jim, I ' ,, 1SS,1 Chapter Roll ELBERT O. BRACK, 05 CHARLES ARTHUR BROWN, ' 05 JOHN ROY DALBY, 06. D. BRUCE FORRESTER, ' 05. DELMER K. HALL, JR., ' 04. TODD KIRK, 04. HENNING W. PRENTIS, JR., ' 03. ROY D. BRADBURY, ' 05. PHILIP CLEGG, 03. R. GENTRY ESTIL, 07. LEONARD GUn AR, -05. WILLIAM S. HOGSETT, ' 04. LEE E. PHILBROOK, 04. H. LeROI SEA, ' 05. WOODFORD C. TAYLOR, 06. GEORGE j. WALKER, 04. Fratcr hi luicNltate C. F. MARBUT Fi-atrcs in Ur w REV. W. W. ELWANG •.-.•.• S. G. BANKS •.•.-.• Ifrj Sigma Alpha Epsilon — Continue (J Roll of Active Chapt. I ' ' S Adrian College Adrian. Michigan. Alabama Polytechnic Instituie- Auburn. Alabama. Hoston University Boston, Massachusetts. Central University Danville, Kentucky. Columbia University New York. New York. Cumberland University Lebanon, Tennessee. Denver University Denver, Colorado. Emory College -Oxford, Georgia. Georgia School of Technology- Atlanta, Georgia. Harvard University- Cambridge, Massachusetts. Leland Stanford Junior University- Palo Alto, California. Massachusetts Institute of Technology - Boston, Massachusetts, Northwestern University- Evanston, Illinois. Ohio Weslcyan University— Delaware, Ohio. Purdue University, V esi Lafayette, Indiana. Southern University— Greensboro, Alabama. Southwestern Presbyterian University, Clarksville, Tennessee. Tulanc University New Orleans. Louisiana. Vanderbilt University— Nashville, Tennessee. Washington University— St. Louis, Missouri. Wofford College, Spartanburg, South Carolina. University of Alabama— University, Alabama. University of Arkansas Fayetteville, Arkansas. University of Chicago Chicago. Illinois. University of Colorado Boulder, Colorado. University of Illinois Champaign. Illinois University of Michigan- Ann Arbor, Michigan. University of Mississippi University, Mississippi. University of Nebraska Lincoln, Nebraska. University of Pennsylvania— Philadelphia. Pennsylvania. University of Tennessee — Knoxvillc, Tennessee. University of Virginia Charlottesville, Virginia. 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K a p p a S g m a Fftinidrinn Amrrira. Jsr,7 ¥iA) -: i IjIv of the ' alley CoioKs Scin-lit, U ' littc (Vid I ' jncnjld (iircn Beta (jciwmu Chapter i:st,ii,ii i,,:i April V. ;vK THOMAS BENTON PERRY, 03. HARRY CLAUNCET PAYNE, ' 03. CLIFTON LANGSDALE, 04. WILL JOHN CARRINGTON. ' 04. CHARLES EMORY ROBERTSON ' 05. HENRY GARRET BEDINGER, ' 05. CHARLES NORRIS HARTWELL, ' 05. HERBERT I VISON SE ARS, ' 05. WILLIAM ALLAN SCHOOLER, 05. ROSCOE FLORENCE ANDERSON, ' 05. ENNIS HUBERT GIPSON, ' oj. JAMES EDWARD NUGENT, ' 05. LAWRENCE HYSKELL HEDRICK. ' o . HORACE CHESTER ARDINGER. ' oG. RAYMOND ELMORE SPARKS, ' ce. JOHN IRGIL GOODSON, ' cG. • ' ;• ti t (• r i II V r h c CHARLES MONROE STRONG ] ' )■ a t cr I )i ]■ ' a c u Itotc ARTHUR MAURICE GREENE, JR. •6; Kappa Si g m a — C o n t i n u c d A C T 1 r E C H A P J •; R S , () 2; ALUMNI, 21 i isriiH-T I. Psi — University of Maine. Beta Alpha Brown University, Alpha Rho Bowdoin College. Beta Kappa — New Hampshire College. Alpha L,;imbda - University of Vermont. nisrinrr ii. Alpha Alpha University of M.iryland. Alpha Kappa— Cornell University. Pi Swathm.Te College. Alpha Phi — Bucknell University. Alpha Delta Pennsylvania State College Beta Delta A ashington and Jefferson College. Alpha Eta Columbian University. Beta Iota— Lehigh University. Alpha Epsilon University nf Pennsylvania. Beta Pi— Dickinson College. nisri:i r iii. Delta -Davidson College. Beta Beta- Richmond College. Upsilon Hampden-Sidney College. Eta Prime -Trinity College, Zeta— University of Virginia. Alpha Mu University of North Carolina. Eta Randolph-Macon College. Beta Upsilon— North Carolina State College. Nu William and Mary College. nisriiii-T IV. Beta- University of Alabama. Alpha Tau- Georgia School of Technology. Alpha Beta Mercer University. Beta Eta— Alabama Polytechnic Institute. Alpha Nu— W ofTord College. Beta Lambda -University of Georgia. Disritli-T V. Theta— Cumberland University. Omega University of the South. Kappa— Vanderbilt University. Alpha Theta -Southwestern Baptist University. Lambda University of Tennessee. Beta Nu Kentucky State College. Phi— Southwestern Presbyterian University. IHSTHH ' T VI. Alpha Upsilon Millsaps College. Iota Southwestern University. Gamma Louisiana State University. Sigma— Tulane University. Epsilon Centenary College. Tau University of Texas. nisriiirr vii. Xi University of Arkansas. Beta Omicron— University of Denver. Alpha Psi University of Nebraska. Beta Sigma Washington University. Alpha Omega William Jewell College, Beta Tau Baker University. Beta Gamma University of Missouri. itisriiHT vni. Chi— Purdue University. Alpha Sigma Ohio State University. Alpha Gamma University of Illinoia. Alpha Chi Lake Forest University. Alpha Zeta University of Michigan. Beta Epsilon University of Wisconsin Beta Theta University of Indiana. Beta Mu University of Minnesota. Alpha Pi Wabash College. Beta Rho— University of Iowa. nisriiirr is. Beta Zeta- Leland Stanford University Beta Xi University of California. 1C Al.l MM CHAPTERS Boston. Massachusetts. Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. Kansas City. Missouri. Danville. Vir), ' inia. PittsburK. Pennsylvania. Pine Bluff. Arkansas. Waco. Texas. New York City. Rusten, Louisiana. Washington, D. C. New Orleans. Louisiana. Chihuahua. Mexico. Norfolk, Virginia. ChicaKO. Illinois. Memphis, Tennessee. Atlanta, Georgia. Indianapolis, Indiana. Buffalo, New York. Yazoo City. Mississippi. Saint Louis, Missouri. San Francisco, California. 169 T b e t a N n E p s i 1 o n yite Alpha Theta Chapter 11 I r s EnWlX SIDNEY STEPHENS, ' ' . J. H. t ' TIARLES V). STEELE, A. .1. CHAltl.KS THOMAS JACKSON. A. I M cS • ' 7 = ff .!•: V y. y 1 i itciRF.irr i!h; ' i ' :i;i. rKici:. ii;.. .1 ' . A ' . AI.IRHI) I--. liAUNES. ;UV ). MACI ' ' A1 I,ANE, .1 ' . . TODI) KlUK, .1 ' . .1. ■. ' . AI.I.KN ' I.EE W 1 1 IllfltS, .1 ' . S p h n r ] ' r ii t c }■ I n I r h HI) ' . Al, Dorcn.As 111! AOIU ' IO ' . 1. - . I ' .. KV.WMTH t Al l;c) , A. .1. X E V y I) I m i y o ' 8 n G. II 9 ' k Li +5 J5SnG. m j .S V .K V V I — C- . iiAi;i! .1. i:hoai)IIi;ai), ' ' . J. H, Frntcr in Vacultnte i,rrnEi{ maiiidn nishdr., ' . H. II. ' ' . , . , ' . INITIATION I7 Theta Nu Rpsilon — Continued  Alpha -Wesleyan. 1870. Beta— Union. 1876. Gamma — Syracuse, 1876. Delta- Cornell, 1877. Epsilon — Rochester, 1877. Zeta California, 1879. Eta Wisconsin, 1880. Theta— Kenyon, 1882. Kappa Rensselaer Polytechnic, 1882. Iota— Adelbert, 1882. Lambda— Stevens Institute, 1S82. Mu — Lafayette. 1882. Nu Amherst, 1883. Xi Allegheny. 1884. Omicron Pennsylvania State, 1885. Pi— University of Pennsylvania, 1887. Rho— University of City of New York, 1888 Tau— Wooster, i8gi. Upsilon Michigan, 1892. Phi Rutgers, 1892. Chi— Dartmouth, 1893. Psi— Ohio State, 1893. Alpha Alpha— Bowdoin, 1894. Alpha Beta-Kansas, 1894. Alpha Gamma — ' irginia, 1894. Alpha Delta- Washington, 1894. Alpha Zeta— Chicago, 1894. Alpha Eta— Nebraska, 1894. Alpha Epsilon Minnesota, 1S94. Alpha Theta Missouri. 1896. Alpha Iota— Harvard, 1896. Alpha Kappa — Iowa. 1896. Alpha Lambda— Yale, 1896. Alpha Mu Lcland Stanford Junior. 1897. Alpha Xi- Tulane. 1898. Alpha Nu University of Texas, i8g8. Alpha Pi Columbia, 1.S98. Alpha Omicron Vanderbilt, i8g8. Alpha Chi Illinois, 1898. Alpha Tau Indiana. 1898. Alpha Upsilon Purdue, 1899. Alpha Phi- Northwestern, 1900. A ' ? iC ALPHA PSI— (iS=a ' : ( a I) 9 ' i N 6 V R). hKTA Ai.i-HA— «I R R S V -- M c 3 Z E A m j S n G. I 3 p h D e I t a P h Fiiiiiidiil hi ISW Mnilliii: liiliU350 Cnl.OKS (uiniit iHlt ' ( • H lIC Tiedcman Chapter KstnUlixhiil ill is:iii: Miiiilicrsliiii Mt, Chapter Roll HAKOI.I) CI. AUK THUlt.MAN. - ' . . l- ' UA K AliNIilC THOMPSON, ' ' . J. ' ' . IJOliKKT OSCAK SU.MMERVILLE. KL ' I-AS WARD m ' cO.NNEI.L. Wll.I.IAM GASTOX SA V K1 . NOUMAN CLARK DAKK ' i. KOHEUT nURRET OI.IVKU, JR.. ' ' . J. ' ' . I ' KEDERICK BENJAMIN () i;N, ' ' . ' . J. JOHN Ui;il) N ' Al ' TON. i.1 ' :sii;r koss kal ' tz. HERRV.MAN IIENWOOD. THOMAS WRICHT ItOBINSON. MILTON ANDREW ROMJUE. DE NEAN STAI FORD. JOHN ROBERT WILLLVMSO.N. RALPH TILDEN FlNLin ' . I-Kl;l) KRWIN STORM, . W. . JOHN . Li ' Ki;u I)0 ;HT ■. J. MES EROICA LANDON. viR ;n. iHc KS. lac lilt ate JOHN 1 . l.. WSON. JAMES A. ANUS. M. ROIIAUDS CONLEV. ISM OR I. OKU. R ■l•; I). Ml lan. Vrhc V. . Ni ' ;ii i ' :uMi-:vKR. GEf). HKN ' DERSON. JERRE H. Ml ' RRV. RORT. PARLEY. !■;. W. HINION. ' 74 Phi Delta P h i — C o u t i n u e d C H A P T E R S Kent University of Michigan. Story Columbia University. Pomeroy— University of California. Webster— Boston University. Gibson- University of Pennsylvania. Douglass— Chicago University. Jay Albany Law School, Union University. Conkling— Cornell University. Minor University of Virginia. Daniels — Buffalo University. Hatlan — University of Wisconsin. McClain — University of Iowa. Fuller—Lake Forest University. Osgoode — Law School of Upper Canada. Comstock— Syracuse University. Foster — Indiana University. Langdell— University of Illinois. Booth —Northwestern University. Cooley -Washington University, Marshall — Columbia University. Hamilton— University of Cincinnati. Choate— Harvard University. Waite Yale University. Field - New York University. Tiedeman— University of Missouri. Dillon — University of Minnesota. Chase—University of Oregon. Swan — Ohio State University. Lincoln University of Nebraska Miller — Stanford University. Green — University of Kansas. Dwight —New York Law School. Ranncy— Western Reserve University. Brewer — Denver University. Alnnmi Cha ptcrs New York. Kansas City. San Francisco. Chicago. Vashineton City. Cincinnati. Portland iOre. . w. w, w, w m m m m w, m m MISSOURI IaIaLPHA Clinrtri- Gvnidnl. i:iii:i CoLuRS Seal Bnncii (iiiii White tr tr tr Active Members THOMAS JACOB RODHOUSE, ' 97. MILO HAMILTON BRINKLEY. ' 03. THOMAS J. CRAIG, ' 03. WILLIAM BENJAMIN ROLLINS, ' 03, ARTHUR ROBERT EITZEN, ' oil, ERNEST FRANKLIN ROBINSON, 03. WALTER HOWARD FISHER. 04. EDGAR STAPLES MAUPIN, ' o4. WALTER JAMES SPALDING, ' 04 JOHN ALVIN BRUNDIGE, ' 02, EDWARD ANDREW BRISCOE, 03. THOMAS BENTON PERRY, ' os. LEO BRANDENBURGER, ' 03. FRANK CECIL MAGRUDER, ' 03. EDWARD ZORN, 13. ISAAC FLETCHER HARRISON, LEE ELMO PHILBROOK. 04 Mt ' nhcrs in FucN tdte FREDRICK P. SPALDING. HOWARD B. SHAW. THOMAS J. RODHOUSE. 178 Tan Ret a Pi — C o n t i n u e d HH l l Hofiortvv l ' ] g t-( ' !7) g Frtftrn itv Fn II II ' I • ,1 ,1 t I, I- hi II ll I ' II i !■ I r s i I II, ; T r purpose of Tan Beta Pi is to foster a spirit of liberal eulture in the 7 ' er iira and Scie itijie Seltools of Ameriea, and to mark in a fitti iL - iinniner those who have conferred honor upon tluir Alma Mater by a high tirade of scholarship or by their attainments as ahimni. Roll of Chapters Indiana Alpha - — Purdue University. Illinois Alpha ' — ■ University of Illinois, New York Alpha — ' Columbia University. Missouri Alpha - — ' University of Missouri. Kentucky Alpha Kentucky State College. Pennsylvania Alpha — Lehigh University. Wisconsin Alpha - — University of Wisconsin. Ohio Alpha - — Case School of Applied Science. Michigan Alpha ■ — Michigan Agricultural College. New Jersey Alpha — Stevens Institute of Technology. iSi Phi Beta Kappa Kslablislicd at College of WillUim and itdrii, DceenilKr o, mn Alpha Chajitrr ttf MiA ' intiri J ytahlialti ' d Drrrnihrr ' , 19(11 President Vice-President Secretary and Treasurer Officers - GARDINER LATHROP - - GEORGE LEFEVRE - JAMES THAYER GEROULD Kansas City Columbia Columbia - ilt Members from the Class of rgoj H C J M E A E A N R P R R T Y Y L H Y A S T N H H R S I R M T G E A G S N S W E A M R L • K , E R • R E • • Oilur inonbcrs of this CLiss will be clcilcil i!l Coiiinicmcnicnt. ATHLETICS H-l-t- 183 Re-cieza of ylthktics icjo2-oj Foot Ball UK football season opened this year M ' ith perliaps the best outlook and the greatest enthusiasm since the game has l)een j layed here. With one of the greatest footl)all players in the coimtry as coach, and with an abimdance of l)oth heavy and fast matei ' ial every one predicted that the 02 Tigers would be a factor for the Missouri alley championship. The early games, however, were with the strongest teams in the west, and of the first tliree games played, two were defeats. Then followed four straight victories in which the Tigers ])iled up eighty-three ])oints to their opponents five. The season ended with the surprise at Kansas City. Kvery follower of the college game in the west expected ]Mis- souri to defeat Kansas. Although the last game was disappointing, on the ■whole, the season was successful. The Tigers were stronger than the team of the preceding season and won many more games. Much excellent individual work was done on the team, but only in a few games did the men get together and produce gl fast and efficient team work. Financially this has been •tS the banner year of them all. and athletic finances in gen- eral are in much better shai)e than they ever have been. ■P So, everything considered, the season of 190 2 was a suc- cessful one. C ' I ' he Tigers played their first game with Simpson Col- lege and defeated them in a liard-fought contest by a score of 11 to G. Ardingers eighty-five yard nm was the star play of this game. A week later Coach ODea ' s un- seasoned team had the misfortune to meet the well-trained TTaskell team at Kansas City. TTaskell scored at will, run- ning up forty points, while M. S. I ' . never got near the Indian goal. The students, however, were not (hseour- aged, and gave the ' I ' igers a rousing srnd-off to St. .Joseph, where in a close game, they were beaten by Nebraska. 12 to 0. Mi.ssouri came nearer the Nebraska goal than any other team. Wasliburn and AVashington were easily de- feated by scores of 28 to 0, and 27 to respectively. The much-tooted OUlalioma team was defeated in a featureless game l)v a one-sicKd score. Then came the Iowa trip and the great victory won as the result of Birneys sensational PAT ODEA Coach, 1902 184 run after catching a piinl. Thf (Iciiionsti-alion tlir iiiglit of lliis game was perhaps the most iiillnisiastic llial lias cvit lakni |)lac ' e in Co- lumbia. ■ ' C[. ' l ' lie Kansas ganir eamr luxt and tlic largest croud that I ' ver went from Cohimbia to Kansas City to eiieer tiie Tigers on to victory was on hand at the new ])ark. waving the Old (lold and IJIaek. The bet- ling was 10 to 7 in i ' avor of Missoui ' i. a crowd of H,()()() people watched the two teams tigiit it out. ' I ' he contest was a good one, and up to the early part of the second iialf the teams seemed evetdy matched Hut from the time that K. W first got the ball in the sec- ond half, the game went against M. S. U. Poor team work and ])oor tackhng were the causes of the ' I ' igers defeat. The men were ca])al)le of better work. Cln all the Tigers played eight games and won five. The material was exiK ' rienced from the start and it was oidy the lack of playing together that kept the team from doing bt ' tter. In the two preei ' ding seasons the material at the beginning of school was raw and the coach had to spend half the lime ti-ying out new men. This fall we had an ex- j)erienci(l scjuad from the cry start. The line-up was abo it the sami ' in all the games. The team averaged about 170 i)oun(ls. con- siderably heavier than the 01 team. C. h ' ollow ing is the list of the playt-rs for the season: — Cai)tain Kllis, Childers. Iloff . Hayes, Jesse, E. H. Smith. L. V. Smith, Isadore Anderson, liirney. Anamosa. Ardingcr, I ' eny. W ' ulif. Livingston, Kirk. Ilogan. Taylor, Hek. Krazier. and E. Washer. C ' M ' s were awarded to Anamosa, Ardinger, Childers. Ilogan, Hayes. TToff,Je.sse,liirney. Terry. E. W. Smith. E. H. Smith. W ' uUV. I ,andon. l llis. Base Ball CAN ' lun the time came to lliink about base ball, it was found that lissouri would have to de- pend upon new men .nltogcthei-. foi- with one exetption, the members of the 1902 base ball team wvw out of school, j ' or awhile it was doubtful whether there would be a team this spring, but all the avail- able material in school reported for practice early and a schedule was made out. CAVestminstei- was our first o])])onents. Our boys were rattled and were easily beaten l)y a score of 10 to . NW ' ntworth followed and were beaten by the Tigers in an exciting game. Wcntworth was shut out. while Mis.souri scored four imiiis. ( ntral came a few days later, and were iicatcn 1.) to 0. Then. Missouri made a trip to Macon and Fayette and was defealed hy PJees and ( ' ( iilral li scores of 8 to .). and 13 to .) resi)eclivcly. Washburn was the nixt team to meet the Tigers, and in a [)iteher s baltU-. Missouri won l)y a .score of 2 to 1. 185 CThe Kansas Jayhawkei ' s were our next opponents and in U n very exciting ojames, INlissovu ' i defeated them l)v a score of 14 to 18 in the first game, and 6 to 4 in the second. After these victories the hoys grew over-confident for in the game with Washington University a few days later, they allowed the St. Louis team to defeat them in a lifeless game liy a score of 7 to 4. C, As can he readily seen by the above games, the Tigers this year were not as strong as visual. The men are mostly young and lune not had coaching. The students have su]5ported the team well. C Following is a list of players: — Catchers, Ilockenhidl, Leo])hart. and Ardinger; pitchers. Sears, Williams and Xorthcutt: first base, Birney: second base. .Tacoby: third base, Bagby; fieldei s, Kdy, Smith. Ducker and Catron; short sto]). Newman. Track CThe track team of 1003 is the strongest INIissouri has ever liad. ( )ld jNl. S. U. records have been lowered time and time again in trials this spring. JNIissouri ' s track team at present is as strong as anything in .the V ' ' est, and in a few years, she will probably hold a majority of the records. As tlie victories over Kansas and Vashington were one- sided, it is likely that stronger opponents will be sought after next year. The members of this year ' s team are as follows: — Russell (Ca])tain), Six, Vaughn, Wayman, Sluiltz, Smith, Kendall, Rogers, Wulff, H. W. Anderson, Hayes, Landon, A. I. Anderson, Sears, Perry, Bran- denberger. R. W. RUSSELL Cameron, Missouri Trark Team, 1901 02 Captain, 1903 Mile Record 186 The Tigers of 1 go 2- 03 TOM M. ELLIS, -• . ., Barnard, Missouri. (Right Tackle). Height 5 feet 11 1-2 inches, weight 200 pounds; Academic ' 03; Memher Foot Ball Team 1900-01 02. Captain ' 02; Member Track Team 1902- 03. Captain ' 02; Holds University Discus Record. ABNER C. BIRNEY, 2 ' - . -. Ottumwa. Iowa. Quarterback; Height 6 feet, weight 160 pounds; Mem- ber Foot Ball Team 1901-02; Member Base Ball Team 1903-03; Track Team ' oa; Holds University record in 220 yard Hurdle; Elected captain next year ' s team. W. H. HAYS Big Bill Jackson, Missouri. Academic ' 03; Q. E. B. H.; Height 6 feet i inch, weight 220 pounds; Right Guard 1900 and 1903; Track Team 1901 and 1903; Holds University Record in Hammer Throw. GEO. W. ANAMOSA. Scdalia, Missouri. Law 04; Height 5 feet 10 1-2 inches, weight 155 pounds; Tackle 1901, Fullback 1902. 187 41 r i The Tigers of I g 02-0 J t. L. W. SMITH. A. .1., Franklin. Missouri. Height 5 feet ii inches; weight i ,8 pounds;RiEht End 1902; Member Base Ball Team 1903. ' - . CARL P. HOFF, Stockton. Missouri. Engineerinj; ' 06; Hcij ht 6 feet 2 inches, weight 185 pounds; Left Guard 1902; Sub 1901. . ' {. LUCIEN CHILDERS, Stanbcrry, Missouri. Agriculture ' 06; Height 5 feet, weight 196 pounds; Center 1902. ■ . T. B. PERRY. A. -., 7. ' . ., Carthage. Missouri. Engineering 03; Height 5 feet g inches, weight 155 pounds; Second Team 1895; Sub 1899; End and Half Back 1897 and 1901-02. S. H. C. ARDINGER, A. _., Lexington, Missouri. Height 5 feet 8 i 2 inches, weight 180 pounds; Half- back 1902; Base Ball 1903. 188 The Tigers ' of I g 02-0 J ( -} I. E. B. SMITH. Altoona, Iowa. Height 5 feet g 1-2 inches, weight 146 pounds; EngineerinK ' 03; Q. E. B. H : Left End igoooj; Member Track Team 1903. ' J. HANS WULFF. St. Louis. Missouri. Law 04; Height 5 feet 11 inches, weight 165 pounds: Sub Tackle igoi; Halfback 1902; Track Team 1903; Established new record in Pole Vault and Shot Put. .■J. R. H. JESSE, JR., ' ' . J. H., Columbia, Missouri. Heigljt 5 feet 11 inches, weight 180 pounds; Post Graduate; Left Guard 19011902 4. J. F. HOGAN, Maryville. Missouri. Height 5 feet II inches, weight no pounds; Academic ' 03; Q. E. B. H . ; Sophomore Foot Ball Team 1900; Tigers 1901-02. . . J AS. E. LANDON, ' P. J. ' ' ., Marshall. Missouri. Law 04; Height 6 lect 11 inches, weight 190 pounds; Left Guard 1901-02. 189 Foot Ball Games j % 1895 Missouri, o Baker University, 28. Missouri, o D. A. C, 40. Missouri, 76 -Missouri Valley College, o, Missouri, 30- Nebraska, 18. Missouri, 12 — Iowa. 34. Missouri, 24 -P. A. C, 12. Missouri, 12 — Kansas. 4. 1894 Missouri, 44 S. A. C, 6. Missouri, o— D, A, C. 26. Missouri. 18 Nebraska, 14. Missouri, o -Ottawa, 28. Missouri, 32— Iowa. 6. Missouri, 12 — Kansas, 18. 1895 Missouri, 10 Sedalia, o. Missouri, 16— Vanderbilt, o. Missouri, 16 Purdue, 6, Missouri, 38 De Pauw, o. Missouri, 10— Nebraska, 12. Missouri, 22 Northwestern, 18. Missouri, 34 — Iowa, o. Missouri, 10 -Kansas, 6. 1896 Missouri, o Ames, 12. Missouri, 72— Tarkio, o. Missouri, o Illinois. 10. Missouri, 4 Nebraska, 8. Missouri, 26 -Vanderbilt, 6. Missouri, o Iowa, 12. Missouri. 42 Wentworth.o. Missouri, o Kansas. 30. 1897 Missouri, 10 — Warrcnsburg, 10, Missouri, o K. C. Medics, 4. Missouri, o— ' arrensburg, 10. Missouri. 6 -Iowa Wcsleyan, o. Missouri, o- Nebraska, 42. Missouri, o— Tarkio, 34. Missouri, 8 - College Springs, o. Missouri, 60 Westminster, o. Missouri, 16 Purdue, 22. Missouri, 16 — Christian Brothers College, o. Missouri, o-Kansas. 16. Missouri, o Missouri, o- Missouri, 15- Missouri, 6- Missouri, 12 Missouri, 11- Missouri, 28 Missouri, 16 Missouri, o Missouri, 21 Missouri, 45 Missouri, 17 Missouri, 11 Missouri, 23 Missouri, 18 Missouri, 29- Missouri, o- Missouri, 39 Missouri, 33 Missouri, 6 1898 A en tworth. o. -K. C. Medics. 16, -K. C. Medics, 5. -Nebraska, 47. -Washington, 18. -Central, 6. - Central, o. Central, o. Kansas, 12. 1899 Warrensburg, o. -Wentworth, o. Haskell, o. Nebraska , o. Tarkio, 0. Amity, o. -C. B. C. o. -Drake, 11. -Missouri Valley, 1 Washington. 11. Kansas, 36. 1900 Missouri, 13 — Osteopaths, o. Missouri, o Haskell. 11. Missouri, II Varrensburg , 6. Missouri, o -Kansas City Medics, 18. Missouri, 6 — Washington University. 5. Missouri, 12— Rolla.5. Missouri, o Nebraska, 12. Missouri, 12 Texas, 18. Missouri, 6 Kansas, 6. Missouri. Missouri, Missouri, Missouri, Missouri, Missouri, Missouri, Missouri, 1901 Osteopaths. 22. Simpson, ii. Drake, 24. Ottawa. 6. Nebraska. 51. Texas, 10. Haskell, 19. -Kansas, 12. Missouri, 11 Missouri, o- Missouri, o Missouri, 28 Missouri, 27 Missouri, 21 Missouri, 6- Missouri, 5 1902 Simpson, 6. Haskell, 40. Nebraska, 12. Washburn, o. Washington, o. Oklahoma. 5. -Iowa, o. Kansas, 17. 190 H a r c r s f f ' 1 c liKbl luUi.HLnjWN ul- IHb VtAk, M A D b. AGAINST SIMPSON E, R. Davidson, oo. Charles Washer, ' oo and ' oi. H. C. Thurman. ' oo. I. Anderson, ' oo and oi. W. H. Hays, ' oo and ' 02. T. M. tllis. ' 00, oi, ' 02. W. B. Douglass. ' 00. S. B. Houx, ' 00 and ' 01. I. B. Cooper, ' 00. G. S. Yant. ' oo. Foot Bull E.. B. Smith, ' 00 and ' 02 F, J. McCaslin, ' oo and 01. A, Williams, ' 00. T. B. Perry. ' 01 and ' 02 U. C.C.e, 01. R. H. Jesse, Jr., oi and ' 02. A. C. Birncy, ' 01 and ' 02, Bruce Forrester, ' oi. J. F. Hogan, ' 01 and ' 02. Nick Hall, ' 01. G. W. Ananiosa, oi and ' 02. L. Frazier, oi. L. M. Anderson, ' 01. J. E. Landon. ' 01 and ' 02, W. A. Playter, ' 01. H. C. Ardinger, ' 02. S. F. Childers, ' 02. C. P. Hoff. 02. L W. Smith. 02. Hans Wulff. ' 02. Base Bull Charles Washer, ' 01. J. A. Vaeth, ' 01 and ' 02. G. S. Yant, 01. M. S. McMurtry, ' 01 D. L. Dcmpsey, ' 01. U. C. Coe. ' 01 and 03. H. B. Owsley, oi. H. H. Broadhead. ' 01 and ' 02. F. B. Morgan, ' 01. F. J. McCaslin, ' 01 and ' 02. V. B. Kieflcr, ' 01 and ' 02. H. C. Thurman, ' 01. W. H. Rothwell, ' 01 and 02. C M. Leib, ' oa. A E. Gore. ' 02. C. McLcmorc, ' 02, R. S. Hamilton, 02. T r a c h Osborn. ' 01 and ' 02. R. W. Russell, ' 01 and ' 02. W. H. Hays. •qi. D. G. Saunders, ' 02. A. P. Woodson, ' 02. B. P. Six. ' o:. 191 F. C. Hilder. 01. T. M. Ellis. ' 01 and ' 02. L. Brandenberger. ' 02. J. E. Landon. ' 02 G. Foster, 02. A C. Birney, oa. T r a c k R e c r d s Meets liJOJ Kansas. 37— Missouri, 54. igo2 Kansas, 27 — Missouri, 77. Washington. 35— Missouri, 20. Hcnit 100-yard dash 220-yard dash - - . - 440-yard run - - - - 880-yard run . - . . Mile run ----- 120-yard hurdles _ - - 220-yard hurdles Broad jump . _ . . High jump . - . . Pole vault Bennett, 10 feet. Shot put ------ Shawhan, 34 feet 9 inches Hammer throw . - . - Hays. 114 feet 3-4 inch Discus throw , - , - Ellis, 104 feet 8 1-2 inches Missotiri McCaslin, 102-5 seconds Saunders, 24 3-5 seconds Kendall, 55 2-5 seconds Brandenberger, 2:104-5 ■ Russell, 500 2-3 Woodson . - - - W oodson - - . Six, 21 feet 2 3-8 inches - Perkins, 5 feet 3 inches Amateur W ' lnhl Duffy, 9 3-5 seconds. Wefers. 21 1-5 seconds. Long, 47 seconds. Kilpatrick, 1:53 2-5. Conneff, 4:15 3-5. Kraenzlein, 15 1-5 seconds. Kraenzlein, 23 3-5 seconds. O ' Connor, 24 feet 11 3-4 inches. Sweeney, 6 feet 5 5-8 inches. Horgon, 48 feet 2 inches, Flanagan, 171 feet 9 inches. Sheridan, 127 feet 8 3-4. Kcctit lOo-yard dash 220-yard dash 440-yard dasli 880-yard run Mile run ijo-yard hurdles 220 yard hurdles High jump Broad jump Pole Vault Shot Put Hammer throw Discus throw Wrstcni Merrill, Beloit, 10 seconds Burroughs, Chicago, 22 seconds - Merrill, Beloit, 49 4-5 seconds Palmer, Iowa, 1 159 4-5 seconds - Cragan, Lake Forest. 4:33 seconds Maloney. Chicago, 15 45 seconds Maloney, Chicago, 25 2-5 seconds Armstrong. Michigan, 6 feet Leroy, Mich., 22 feet, 7 12 inches Dvorak, Mich., 11 feet, 6 inches Plaw, California, 41 feet, 8 inches Plaw. California, 163 feet Stonsell, Wis., 117 feet, 4 inches World Duffy, Georgetown, U. S. 93-5 sec. Wefers, U. S., 21 1-5 seconds. Lon-i, U. S., 47 seconds. Kilpatrick, U. S.. 1:53 2-5 seconds. Conneff, U. S., 4.15 3-5 seconds. Kraenzlern, U. S., 15 1-5 seconds. Kraenzlern, U. S., 23 3-5 seconds. Sweeney, U. S., 6 feet, 558 inches. O ' Connor, Ire,, 24 feet, 11 3-4 inches. Clapp, U. S., II feet. 10 1-2 inches. Gray, U. S ,47 feet. Flannagan, U. S.. 171 feet, 9 inches. Sheridan, U. S.. 120 feet, 73 4inche - 192 193 M i- J 3 • H a: Third. -Ji iNfal Track and Field Meet May g, njoj A ' (I n s a s vs. M i s s our i SCORE Kaf Si s, J; Missojiri, 6j The points wen by McCoy i Kansas I are contested and in case they are thrown out the score will be Missouri 82; Kansas 30 All games marked with a star 1 1 indicate new records. Events loO ' Yards Run, j snif tds First- McCoy. Kansas. Second — Six, Missouri. Third— Brandenberger, Missouri. S o Put, jS fict 1-3 inch First Wulff. Missouri. Second — Anderson. Missouri. 37 feet 10 inches. Third- Acherman, Kansas. 7 feet 2 inches. Onc Mile Run, 4:46 -•, ' First—Schultz, Missouri. Second — Goodson, Missouri. Third Jones. Kansas. _ o- 1 irds Hurdle Race, ij y-j seconds First Six, Missouri. Second ButI ' .T, Kansas. Third Kendall, Missouri. 220- Yards Run, 22 4- seconds First— McCoy, Kansas. Second Brandcn herder. Missouri. Third Vaughn. Missouri. Hii ll Jufflp 1-irst —Whipple, Kansas, 5 feet 4 inches. Second Anderson, Missouri, 5 feet 3 1-2 inches Discus First— WuIff. Missouri, io3 feet 4 1-2 inches Second Landon, Missouri. 93 feet 5 inches Third - Ackerman, Kansas, 82 feet 3 inches. 4 40- Yards Run, ; ; r--; seconds First— McCoy. Kansas. Second Vaughn, Missouri. Third- Wa man, Missouri. 220- ] ' ards Hurdle Race, 2j -j seconds First- Six, Missouri. Second Whipple. Kansas. Third— Brandenbfrgcr. Missouri. ' Ha?nfNer Thnnc, 122 feet 7 inches First — Hayes, Missouri. Second -Ackerman, Kansas, gg feet g 1-2 inches. roh- 1 ;utit First— Whipple, Kansas, 10 feet 3 inches. Second— Sears. Missouri, 10 feet. 8So Yards Run, 2:oj y-j First -Schultz. Missouri. Second - Shcrrett, Kansas. liroad Jump First — Butler, Kansas, 20 feet 8 inches. Second Six, Missouri, 204 1-2 inches. T7i ' o Mile Run, 11:22 y-f First — Bailey, Kansas, Second Goodson. Missouri. Latest Base Ball S e r c s May 1 2y IQO Rolla 4, Missouri 5. laV l S, ti)0 Kansas 3, Missouri 4. A ay 10, QOJ Kansas —, Missouri— . Hv uUt— Tc-it - - The Missouri Girl 194b University Basket Ball Assoeiatiou Executive Board ;iii!j J ;i xi JXi J J J Manager LAKE BREWER Special Captain . . ... . MAUDE MONTGOMERY Y. W. C. A. Captain CAROLINE JESSE Senior Captain . MARGARET STU MP Junior Captain SOPHIA BOUENHEIMER Sophomore Captain FLORENCE GRIFFITH Freshman Captain LOTA KELLY ■ r «9S Basket Ball Association THE ' VARSITY TEAM ROLL. Goals— EDITH DUNGAN, ISABEL JOHNSON, MAUD MONTGOMERY. Centers-BENNIE BOTTS. CAROLINE JESSE. FANNIE NOWELL (Capt.) Guard — LAKE BREWER, JANIE DUNAWAV. AMY McCARTY. THE CLASS TEAM ROLLS. Senior : Goals -EVA PACKARD. CAROLYN STONER Centers-CLARIBEL DENTON. NELLIE GRAY, FANNIE NOWELL. Guards- LAKE BREWER. BELLE McCALEB. MARGARET STUMP iCapt ) Junior. Goals-EDITH DUNGAN, LAURA LUSK. LAURA SEARCY. ELLA MOULTON. Centers— SOPHIA BODENHEIMER Capt . EDITH DE BOLT. Guards— MARY COCHEL, RUSSELL EDWARDS, AMY McCARTY. Sophontorc. Goals-ISABEL JOHNSON. MYRTLE McGHEE Centers FLORENCE GRIFFITH iCapt i, EDNA JONES, CORA NEWKIRK. Guards-LAURA GRAY, GUSSIE TERRELL. OLIVE WILLIAMS. Eresluiian. Goals-MARY D. JESSE. MARY SEARS Centers-CAROLINE JESSE, MARY P. JESSE, HALLY PRENTIS. ELBA SEYMOUR. Guards-LOTA KELLY lCapt.,1, EULA McCUNE. Specials. Goals-MAUD MONTGOMERY (Post-Graduate. iCapt. ), MRS. W. S. WILLIAMS .Special . Centers BENNIE BOTTS Special . JESSIE SMITH, ( Post-Graduate I Guards- HELEN BURCH iLawi, ELLA CRUMP (Special, JANIE DUNAWAY (Medical), EDNA JEFFRESS Law). THE V. ir. C. A. TEAM ROLL. Goals-ISABEL JOHNSON, MAUD MONTGOMERY, PEARL MOULTON, LAURA SEARCY. Centers-MARY COCHEL, CAROLINE JESSE Capt. , EDNA JONES. CORA NEWKIRK, HELEN SEWELL. Guards- LAKE BREWER, ELLA CRUMP. JANIE DUNAWAY, RUSSELL EDWARDS. LOTA KELLY. AMY McCARTY, MARGARET STUMP. ' THE GAMES. Dec, 13— Christian College April 18— Stephens College April 23— Kansas University May 9 Christian Collugc May 13 — St. Louis Higli School Alumni The Seniors, score. 813 Thf Sophomores, score, 13 23 The Varsity, score. 15 13 The Freshman, score, 5 4 The Freshman, score. 817 THE C7..ISS (;.L] ES. Sophomore-Freshman. 12 10. Y. W. C. A. Senior. 14-6. Special Junior, 16-9. Senior-Freshman, 8-10. Junior Sophomore. 7-21. Spccial-Y. W. C. A. 13-14. v. W. C. A. -Freshman. 220. 196 Senior Junior, 02. Special-Sophomore, 13-16. Y. W. C. A. Junior. 7-6. Senior-Sophomore. 5-16. Spccials-Frcshnian. 13-3. Y. W. C A. Sophomure. 13-13. Junior Freshmen. 11 10. Special-Senior, not played. i£6  97 igS 199 Sif iiSi liT yj The Dream-Paradise I ihciiiii ' f a drcdiit irhcii tJic nmo)! dijipfd hue. hch ' nui flic edge of night. Wliilf tin- June-hug slept irlterc the roses hlmr. and tlic lUirs uJiispered aiid Clodded loir, Sliui and gluistlg ichite; I stood in (I garden beneath the trees, tjg Judges of floirers siveet, Mg tiiinr kissed cool by the midnight breeze, yet I uas filled irith a dread disease TJiat at my heart did cat. Till fliiircr-fragrancc Unit innic to me. as I stond in the garden there Brought back to me tlioiights of Liomra — sin- irho taught me of truth and piiritc And (if lore tirgmid laniiiarc. McUnnight she liad died, (Did the inidiiiiiht lirecze was licariiuj her spirit aborc; A)ifl as it sirc il iiiiirard beyond the trees, if slmn]: dmni upon me the blossoms fnoii these, As a farcircll token of Inrc. Sighing it ircnt tlinoigh tin ' still, emil air; sliiidder did I and 1)1 nan. I ' jjii-oft from the garden a frngrancc rare folhored In r as she left me there Fear-struck, ivretched, and lone. H ' t. ' U .tnd sii J iiirokc in the cool of flic dairn. irhcn the mists hung over the lands; Numb inis iiig heart for my Love wa-s gone; pet(ds, deu--cliistcrcd, lay thick on the lawn— And I held some in my hands! — Lcto. If rSj . -: ■- • ( M ;i l)uyc ' i- and seller of old elollies. Every iiioniiti - 1 n ' o i ' roiii house to house and carry away sueli arlieles of weariiiii; a])])arel as arc no lon iT ol ' any use to their o ners wlio. l)y the way, are always willing to part w ith them for a small amount oi ' cash. 1 have had many stran ; ' e ixpti-it ' uees during my career as a sec- oiid-hanil man, and many a hargain and manj ' a rare curiosity have I thrust out of sight into my stout old sack. CAnd now I am going to tell you of a very strange thing that hap- pened only tiiis moi-ning. 1 had just purchased some old coats and vests at a good I)argain. and was al)out to leave the house, wiien I saw two old shoes o ci ' in one corner. It so liap])enc(l that they were not mates, and the gt ' ntleman said 1 was (juite welcome to them if 1 would only carry tlnni away. As I l)rnslu(l the dust from tlnin. I ol)served that the two shoes were very unlike in style and workmanshi]) -the one Ining a stout rough ])low shoe, and the other a dainty patent leather of heautiful l(sign, and i)eai-ing the name of a |)romin(nl manufact- urer. I wondered how two articles so very unlike in character had found theii ' wav into this geiitlcmarrs I ' oom, hnl 1 silently thrust them into my hag and closed the dooi- iK-liind mc. Cr.A.s I hurried along the street I plainly licanl two soices engaged in an earnest conversation. T must lia f gone two i)locks listening to the voices, hefore 1 looked around to see who were carrying on the conver- sation. C There was not a soul in sight! dSurprised, 1 hun-ied on and again 1 lunnl the ()iees. Again I gazed ahout me. and again I saw thai 1 was alone. . n(l then 1 realized that the voices were inside the sack I was carrying and that the two shoes were doing the talking! C ' Dear! Dear! wailed the Patent Leather, I wonder whci-e on earth we are going now. in this dark old sack! C ' l ' pon my .sole, 1 can ' t say, grinne l the Plow .SIkh ' , hut ' most any change is hetter than settin ' up there in that old dusty comer. I ' m af eared our best days of usefidness are past anyway, friend Pat, so I reckon it don ' t matter much ' liat becomes of iis — so long as a nigger or a bobo don ' t git bold of us. C ' Tliere ' s only one tiling I care fer, now — I ' d certainly give a good deal fer one more siglit o ' tbe ole farm place. I ' d like t ' see everytliing an ' everybody l)ack tbere, jist as tliey used t be, before [Master Jack come away to college. C I rcniem])er, continued tbe Plow Sboe, growing confidential and more reminiscent, bow ] Iaster Jack used t ' walk me up an ' down tb ' long corn rows all day tbrougb tb ' cool, black soil; an ' bow be used t ' mope bome across tbe pastur ' wbistlin ' an ' singin ' at supper time; an ' in tb ' winter time bow be used t ' wear me out in tb ' snow an ' slusb, clean up over my eyes, sometimes, feedin ' tb ' cattle, er maybe buntin ' rabbits. I used to feel awful sore an ' stiff, sometimes, wben Ave got back. Gee! bow good it felt t ' be greased Avitb lard an ' taller an ' set down fer tli ' nigbt by a good warm fire! Ob, tliem was bappy days! C ' Aii ' I remember, too, bow Master Jack used to go piu ' ty often over t ' Neiglibor Jones ' s bouse, an ' a smilin, little gal ' vi ' d come out an ' seem powerful tickled t ' see ' im. Sometimes sbe ' d set fer an bour an not say a blamed tbing, Init jist set tbere a lookin ' sort o ' tender like at Master Jack. An ' tben I ' d look over at one o ' her cminin ' little sboes, an ' tliink I ' d like t ' do a little courtin ' myself — if I badn ' t a mate already. C ' l reckon I never will forgit tb ' last time Master Jack was over there before lie come away t ' college. Tb ' little gal slie come out with that same ole smile, oidy witli a little sad sort o ' look about it, an ' tbey talked a long time s ' soft an ' low I could hardly bear ' em. An ' when it come time t ' go blaster Tack bad a terrible tiuie gittin ' away — seemed as if be jist couldn ' t go, an ' as il ' she jist couldn ' t let ' im go. I looked over an ' saw her little sboes a tremblin an ' their eyes full o ' tears, an ' I felt tliat (|neer froiu heel t ' toe. I jisl (bchit know -Lcluit t ' do! C. I don ' t rejneml)er notbin ' else much till Mastei- .Tack got off tb ' train an ' went t ' tb ' college. Ciee! but everything was fixed up fine, an ' there was lots o ' tony lookin ' ebajjs out tbere. an ' a bea]) o ' tine look- in ' ii ' als, too. I never saw so manv line duds since the Jimtown eele- bration; an ' I felt kind o ' like I wished JNIaster Jack ' d go on away from there an ' do sonietliin ' else. C ' Yes, condescended the Patent Leather, T dare say it was rather a novel experience for you. C ' Tes, returned the other, but Faster .Tack soon relieved my em- i)arrassment, fer in a few days lie brought you home, an another ' n jist like ye. An ' then he set my mate an ' me down there in tliat corner, an ' I ' ve never left it till today. My mate soon disa]iiH ' ared raster Jack throwed im out tb ' winder at a eat one night, an ' I ' ve never seen ' im since. C ' Well. sighed the Patent Peaiher. .Tack was a good Ccllow, and we ' ve Iiatl some very Hue times, T assure you. 1 shall never for ;et the Hrst (lauee he went to. He was very lar e. as you know, and very awk- ward; and 1 was very mueh eniharressed at tlu- way he l)uiii])ed me into a few dainty sli|)])ers that nij ht. CI, Jaek was very proud ol ' me. and was always careful to see tiiat 1 was neatly pohshed and .snu ily ])ut away where the du.st could not reach me. I thiid I shall always rememher how exceedingly careful he was with me one day ahout the heginninti ' ' the second semester. 1 knew somethin  ' unusual was ahout to ha])|)en, for Jack seemed to be a!)tici]iatinn ' some very ha])])y occasion. He ke])t looking at his watch and lookiuLi ' al himseli ' in the mirror, and finally set out for the depot so fast it almost made my t()n ue haii ; out. When we got there the train had just arrived, and a very pretty little girl was coming down the .steps, followed hy a prosperous-looking old farmer. Jack ran up to them and spoke in his genial way. and in a few juoments was walking down the street with the girl, while the old man trudged along l)ehind. ' C ' Jack asked her when she had last seen his motiier, and how every- tliing and everybody was. hack on the old farm. She seemed quite shy and was evidently a little embarrassed when so many students pa.s.sed along and said Hello, Jack! However, not many of them looked at .I;u ' k that morning. C ' During the riniainder of the semester 1 think I heard Jack declare every day that ' since Miss Jones had entered .school he scarcely studied at all. .Soon after tliat he ])ought a new ])air of patent leathers, and J nexcr saw the [)retly little girl again. C Beats all how time goes by, doiit ilf said the Plow Shoe. It certaiidy don ' t seem like five years since you and your mate come allyin o ei ' into my corner an give me sich a scare. 1 beared .Master Jack, an you beared im. loo. speak alxml Miss Jones almost every day fer nigh onto four year. 1 knowed all th time it was tb ' little ■gal I told ye about, an 1 was mighty glad oC it. ' i ' liings never seemed as bright in that room, somehow, after Master Jack graduated. An ' after your mate disajipcarcd it seemed lonesomer than ever Say — I know its a techy suigeet with ye l)ut what i (r become o that mate o yours, anyway T ' CI,■■ Vhy, answered the Patent lA-atbcr, one day ; l)out three months ago one of tiie boys came in an said to his room-mate, Hill, 1 want an old shoe to throw at a bride my friend Jack and that little .Miss .lones were married to-day I ; And that ' s what became of my mate. (ice! exclaimed the Plow Shoe, ' ' -i;-. ' ' ' Wisht I was as hickv as some ■ ' ' . ' ■ ' Tt ' - ' ' - folks! I.l). M. H 203 7 h e y u m p i r e (rUOM AN OLD BUNDLE OF WOODVAKD KINDLING.) 03 ? sfiidcuts there rccrc and flic vuidc their pratier. [ Tc tJie Ciiij Dads and the fat aid Mai or. - (Even as i oit and I) (We called them the people xcho did not care) But the .studoits tliouglit tlieij tcere on the square, (Even as you and I) O the mud holes zee crossed and the rubbers tee lost, Ind the patience we wasted like sand, Belotiff to the people tcho didn ' t have ' calks — 21ie people icJio never did have anij zcalks. And never could utiderstand. A council tliere xcas and tJie luul tlieir fun. (Better titan j ou and I) The talked (diout tc(dhs — of course, the built none. (For ichat :cas the use — the fd never luul one ) The i rcaded the mud as their fathers had done. (Even as on and I ) () the ( ninine we ate and the tinnno ice ate. ind the aches of our head and hand. Belong to the people xcJio never luul rcalks. The people xcho never tcill have an :calks. And never xcill understand. (Even as ijou and I) Some students there were and their dough tlie i spent . (Even as on and I ) Honor and ftuth and a fair intent. (Which xcasn ' t at dl xchat Columbia meant) A student ' s all right till he hasn ' t a cent, (Even as on and I) So it isn ' t the grub, nor it isn ' t tin ' Club. Nor even the ' Varsit liand : It ' s to come to a toxcn xcithout an xcalks. That of itJiens, Missouri, eterniill talks. And novel ' does understand. -Nicot. IV by Shatter a Castle Fain If (I xcdiiuiti ' s fiicc bclills her said liid her ei es hes ndJ,- her mind . I have discovered the xvorld ' s ideal Tlie (jiieen of -a ' oiiiait-h ' iiid. Jill I I liiive liiiilded a ensile fnir I II till ' midst iif (I sen of doiilit. Is slw till ' xcomnii she .vcc z .v to he Jl ' heii one hits found her oiitf Has she the hindiiess. eaii sin ' forgive, Is she lis stroiiij; and jiiire. As her ei e asserts and her month siiji gests? All. that nil hopes mature! ]Vh!i not lint meet her and Inioxe no more? Why shatter a castle fair. Hi foreinii ' i oiir xeai to the darh- he fond To Jniine xclio is li-i-iiia- there. Then, do fair maid. I leill ash- no more Hut xcill love as a thinii of art Your prettif face and perfeet i race And fur get that ijuu have a heart. ? —A. v. • ' . 1 ' , . cl Beaiitx Incomplete IXG of the hcaiifi (if -cdiiKiii fair Of a fare diid form divine, Tell of the ci es that xcoiild drix ' e one mad. Of a voire in itself divine. Have of her Iressen of silk or gold. Dream of her xcinnini ; cly .s ' . Tell of her talenl.s mani -fold. Of her laugh so light and gaif. Dote on her step and perfert grare. On her foot so sm(dl and neat. Tell of her lijis and pearl ji teeth. And her voiee so soft and siceel. Love if on xdll this icoman fair. This hcautij is but a part. The most beautiful xroman the xeorld a fords. Is the xroman of honest heart. —A. V. F. 306 My Rrcal W jiiirriiiii rival. ' Hoic I hate thee. Claiming ichat I fain rconld orc . Her caresses, i ou receive them, Wliile I jiiiiing iiere alone. Read of i ou in daint i ivrHing Traced hut lafeli hi her hand. Words of love and deep affection. OI Luckiest being in the hind. Could I claim hut half the kisses You hut an.srcer rcith a meic, I should feel a prince of princes, lint then are alone for i oii. IIoxc .she hidds i ou closcli to her, Looling deep into ijour ei es. All her icords for t ou are loving, Jl ' hile for me .s7 r has hut .sighs. Luckji felhru-! Ilorf I eiivi All the daijs yon spend xcith her. Hotv I long to take your sicecthcarl . I -ccill sing ' chere yon hut purr. • si? • - FrieinLship I line Utile do -ce thiul: at present. Those ahout lis are so dear: And xce Icnoic not hoic ice love them, WhUc they are among us here. In tin li ' ills of dear old memory, Mingled are the ones most dear: The voice of nudher and of siceelheart. Are together ever near. Cursed is he tcho knoxes no sadiiess. Cursed is he tvho knoics no jiain, IVhen he leaves a home and mother, X ' er to he icith them again. But little can ice trust to reason. In affairs of human heart: 1f - hnoic nut lime ice love another. Till ice are compelled tu part. J07 .1. c. • ' . —A. V. I ' . I Not a Bas-Blcu -cw ()]i, tlic licart-fluud fluica the faster for the ,soii - the poet siui s; Bright the e jc glotvs at the music rchen a soul in rapture rings; Seem the white stars at the luidnight as the gein-thougJits of a god. liid I he uioou-Iieaiiis in tJie gloaming strike men spelllxnind tcilh I lair flood: But niij heart is aife a-hindJed and ils j)ulse-I eat mo ced apace Blithe Ankle In tJie Stocking Made of Lace! In his cavern dreams the hermit of the joi s he fain tvould know; Dreams of angels, jo diffusing, singing szceet and singing lotv; Dreams of raj)ture, dreams of gladness till his soul, suffused rcith liglit. Breaks all earth-ties and flits uprcard, mounts the starlit slopes of night; Bounds as hliltu ' l as soul does at the ' cieic — Oli, sight of grace! Of the Ankle In the Stocking Made of Lace! Lile the red ghn - in the night-lime ichen the forest ,v a-glare. Iflicn the icild rciud roars in fur nd the fire-god li ps the air; Like the ri i il le of the thunder hurled h Ze s ' lei rhed ire, ffl c the hot holt in the he( ve s arces C ' real ou h its fire. So I heart hums, hi rns in anger. cheii I si ' auotlier gaze At the Ankle 1 11 the Stocki) g Made of Lace! — JucIm. 2o8 One Day in May (a1 ' ' TEU CAKM l. d ' aSSILVA.) niTTVAiVI.Y un InmhVini xduii — Ilapjiji. vdnicsN. fntii ' ilc tJihi — Ilovcrcd above the roses xcliite. Ami h ' (] her -cild cdpricioii.s fli iilil lit (liri eireles, lijiilit and free, ff ' ilh ever chaiiffin reverie. lint a I last, one da i in Ma, ' — Cruel, heartless, treaeheroiis da Came a icasp xcitli eoat of ,ld. Then — lox ' e ' s stori , never old: The friendlji roses breathed a siiih. The i '  ' ti ' .v ( ' •cceiit area to die. The found hir Ixid in llie dnst — Poor. Iietra ed. forsaken trnst — IVith tconnded side and shcdtered xeiiu i broh ' en. soiled, dishonored thinij;; And ever at da-en the r ' oses trne ITee ) their lender tears of deie. — Xicol. S ' A Still roirc () SlXa in freedom and lie iia l. To dart anioiiff the flozeers; Where dete-droj)s ulisten in the morn, ind shadoies tell the hours To drink from eool. still . babbling ' brooL-, Where sport the silver fish: To breathe the air of liber t . Is the ea ed xearbler ' s xeish. Oiir hearts at times lon x for the air. Wliieh often is denied; Pent up bi sorron:, in a life Without a sunn side. .III. ' Man i a siiiiier dies iinLnoXi.n Whose sonii mif lit brij ihten life: If his heart but h-nexe more sun and dexe. ind less of sorroxc and strife. 209 I ' ■ •• •i V- fA . ' ! ' ?.:% ' afip « READ HALL. WOMEN ' S DORMITORY ' t the ro n w :t try infitr S kuW iin On Lh ' f ' xocV;. ttiai v:7%U t eir CT y e pnA the ' c:AcV n id.c le; cra.c iheir Ur e ' ;??S ktV ' - ;i;| • jA ya t J l-h tiarn Carr bdt. . TboJiicis Jefferson ' ' s Monument HE inonimient below marked the resting place of the author of the Declaration of Independence for more tlian half a century and l)eini ' replaced by a new and larger one constructed of the same material, of the same shape and with the same inscription, was secured by Dr. S. S. Laws for the Campus of the University of Missouri; the donors being JNIisses Randolph and other great- orand cliildren of the yreat statesman. Mr. Jefferson was a friend of hi« ' her edueation by tlie State and the monument is fittingly associated with the University of the greatest and first State organi ed out of the I ouisiana Territory acquired din- ing his a(hninistration as President of the X7nited States. Jefferson left a memorandvmi giving the size and shape of the m Mi- unient to he erected over liis grave and the following inscription: Here Was Buried THOMAS JEFFERSON Author of the Declaration nf Independence, of the Stat- ute of Virginia for Relig- ious Freedom, and Father of the Univer- sity of Virginia Eure ka ! Eureka ! Donf Tell yiny body! Just as zve go to press zve have received from reliable autl.iority tiie solution of a problem zvbich has sent many a brainy man to an early grave: E Plurihiis Onioits! .= 0 C 1 0 stands for . U C U D EST BONO HOMINUM, or ' ' M hatever is for the good of men. ' (Everybody takes one on the . E. R. .) - . ike to iiilcri ' ogati ' ' ■ ' rill ' ' . ' say tliat iioliody l)iit -rafters air in i ' avor ol ' Student ()r j,-aiii ati )n, ' shouted Daii. waving- his hu-iat and ,yivin - the war wlioop. So niueh the bettei-. I vote VKS on this proposition. Kverylhin ' is a Taft — I am in favor of everything! To be a grafter is to be a gun : put that in your nieersehauni. hut don ' t smoke on the Quad. Ilal ' rhurmaii arose and tVit for liis pipe, Mr. Chairman. I woidd hke to interrogate the gentleman. Lanky Jim Landon a hving (|uestioii mark — stepjied down out of the gailei-v. or from somewhere: I woui( Chirk w.r Dan held the floor. Mr. Chairman, what is this University! (C ' liairman, I don I know ) It is one great gi ' aft! They are all grafters, from Iletiierington up to Max Meyer. The men wlio are the very neek and shoulders of this I ' niversity (it hasn ' t any iiead ) are the gi-eatest graft- ers of the lot. They are huy-any-all grafters — they shine every two years. Tiny are in liusiiuss foi- llninseU ' es; tluv run a syndicate news stand for the ( (litors and a pleasui ' e I ' esort for the leg- islators. Tluy di|) as deep into tlu ' world of graft as Dt-ni Waters did into the ( )le()mai ' garint ' . Yes. tlu ' y art ' all gi ' afters! K ( n thi ( ilcc ( Inli win mi no one would dream of being sueh. is I)ut one grand dcsiduous gi-aft. Tluy make il tlieir business to turn other mens notes into eash. l ' ' .veu half notes Hetherington; are handled by them — doulihiig, of course, their money in each case. Then they take a rest or go on a swell. Some of the club are high-toned, others are low and liass. Higliee is the only man of real high standing in the whole push. jNIac Anderson interrupts: jNIr. Chairman, I wish to offer a franchise bill for the freshman, who through — Yes, I wish to offer a twenty dollar 1)111 tor the fi-eshman who threw the water on me over at the Club. Dan continues: The Squad AVrangle Club is a graft — a sort of oraft. It is also a oood calisthenic exercise. Thev are in it for their health — healthy, wealthy and wise perhaps. Bil- lie learned to be a grafter while he was on the Inde- pendent staif . That is a school for g r a f t e r s. Three weeks on the staff is better than a course in Criminology. Harry the Hustler and Nardin the Knocker! They run the editorial column in the interest of the granitoid companies and the locals are writ- ten bv Beerv the Presser. Still Here! shouts the King of Pressers, Vou eaiTt l)ust the — — bank! Dan sviddeidy remembiM ' s that they need creasing again and eon- tiiiuis: There, gentkinen. is the only man In lliis I ' niversity who is not a grafter. AVhatever may be said of liim in tlie ])ast. he is no grafter now. He lias graduated in tliat business long ago. He ' s a gun — the ])ai)er wad and ramrod kind — he ' s a pinch of snulf, lies a wooden nutmeg. Xot an iron will, lie, but he will iron, and lie takes ill l)oar(l than the ■ ' ()ii Must Come, ' ;rai ' t. They have their special season iiKiri ' weekly Association. s])aee on (lie hulle There is another ai6 of tlu ' Vfar. Tliey deal witli [ c l ' ' all of man. Tlu ' ii- ' s is a raCi of tlic equinoctial ty])e, wlicn f ' lrsliiiR ' ii air ;: rccii and apples arc ri])c. JJut their season lias ])asse(l. S])riiin- has come and tliey must )ive wiiy to the Teaelu Ts Aycnev. Sptcch, Kt ' lscy! Speech! Speech! shouted tlic house. The gallery j ods he ' an a sonorous snoi-c. Hall ' a ihr .vn pai ' ties nio ((l to adjourn. Kclsey (hd nut respond. l);ni con- tinued: 1 need not s|)tak tht ' name of • rafter here — I stand in awe! Are you weak and heavily laden with plunks ' Let him init touch you once and you will he cured fore er. ' .Mac Anderson tried to point out a fallacy. Hill Ilavs threw the hammer IIS feet. 7 ,.«,.K7. ' «; o .H.. L The chair moved to adjourn and the house voted it down. If you mean that as a liiiit to stop. I don ' t tumble! shouted Dan. I do not belong to the INIugs: Xor did I ever hear anyV)ody say that they could tumble — not outside their l)ills. They are grafters — they are all grafters! They are ti-aining up a race of dome climbers so that the Univei ' sity can get rich off of the engineers. Gentlemen I am about to close (long and continuous ap])lause). In conclusion let me simi up. No. I need not sum up. Kvery kind and quality of graft is combined and represented in one — the last but not least of the school year grafts. I need not tell you what it is. Have your i)icture taken, guess on the penny jar, and buy a book. You will tlien know more than you ever knew before. Do you know what a grafter is! ' You will know then. The man who in seeding time stands ' round and blows, i nd in harvest time reaps wbal some other man sows, — That ' s a (Jrafter. ' 7 ' -: ' ' ' % ' ' ' i llfilii MmMiflii. ' ' fi ' f SJjk 9l8 The University Side Sh izzrl The; QfO ' T STKOtVG- Freak Rescued I.y LETO I ' lje Wopder- ful 5 Tut ' THE ■ PttcH TffAT KELSty r.Sh T 76 f TffET V MV With tHt DUUCET voice. 5EST f Kf-yc, TALK; _ Oyez Oyez— Oyez Right up this way. ladies and gents, to the Combined Agt regation and Grand Con- gress of Idiosyncratic Freaks of the University of the Stale of Missouri under the leadership of Dr. Clark W. Hetherintiton, sole proprietor of the Physical Culture Club and exponent of the Simple Twist of the Wrist. The performance is ahoul to start. See Picardo, the Archaeological Speciman, Doctor W isci G (uyi Brown the wizard of the Test tube. Dick i more the SleuthHound — Hear Eesidore Lobe sing Bchut ' dich. Chane. Es hat nichtsollcn sein! Only a dime, ten cents The Jcrribabbe, The Psychological what- is-it. L. Wood, the missing Link-sausage, each and everyone lobe found within the tent. There they are- there they are Hahnswulff and B. V. Moore, with the medals they win in the beauty contests all over the world; Pcterman— the Eighth Sutherland Sister; and five hundred other freaks and specimens gathered from The far, far off Pacific Old New England and Japan . . . Don t be frightened at the roaring, little boys; Axel Isadore . ndcrion has just butted the rhinoceros with his head. Step right in. don ' t block up the way. - Lcto. 319 The University Dutcir Club V The D 11 f c h C ub A Meeting II err .Ihnsit ' dt (])()iiti(lin,L - on tlu ' tahle w itli a stein) — Ladies und elieiitleinen, we. de C ' hernian C ' liil). heint - iiere. meet, niclit wain ' Clioriis — Ja. rieliti ' . uli-iiiiiil Ilcrr l. ' riien we will jjioeeed to render tlu ' proyraintne at once, so (ler Iloppladen und die W ' ieiu rselmltzel will lia e not tl:e time thereto to get eold vit. The iirst numiui- is a rei ' itation hv Little Willie l?ek. IJlllf Willie I diseiitiayes iiimself fVom a Sehwi-i ei ' kaeseiindhol- landisehchcrriiiy- sandwieh and hows). h ' ECIT.lTIOX AJs irii (in Kleiner Jtiengling xvar ITar ieli eiii Kleiner I.iDiip: I ell ranelite fnih ( ' ifj;(irreu sehoii I ' lid Irani: (inch liier (iiif I ' liinp. Chorus — Gut! Ach, so true to life! Ilerr . . — Silence. Next iss an oi ' ichinal |)onic hv Caroline Stewart. Ph. D. F mil lei II S. I must exjihiiii this Ph. D. — mah-es me sour (iiid sourer; ' Titiut Duet or of Philosophic, It ' s PliniiiLfiirler Devoitrer. Der Club — Kurekal l ,ndlieh .Xusntt ' unden! . ' y « Douhtless an imj)oi ' tant (k ' gree of your iihiealion re- ceived in Heilin, Miss Stewart. ' (Joke.) Kellner )ev Kssensaal ist i t ' ofVnet. und dei ' IJeir-ken ' ist soehen in-gehrochen mit de hatchet I (Uiuiuimous Sprint fur the (intb.) l( J Lines ON VIEWING THE MUG OF AXEL ISABOKE ANDEKSON. Here, my friends, on .see the PJiiz Of the man that ran the mile In ten or fifteen minutes — „- Zy Anderson and stnile. His specks, ohscrve, are aho there xlnd eke his cultured grorctJi of hair. liemncned he iz thruout the land For never liaving rushed the can. Or .smoked, as yet, a eiiiarette Or said a nnu;.ilily xvord — as yet. lie juice, then, frii nds. that we possess This hNiicti of fri d,- and ri Jifeousness. Discip inc Dcparfmcnf ' ir Th c Kn acker ' s Clu h O F T H E V A ' ' ; n S I T V () F M I S S () U li I KNOCK! KXOCK! KNOCK! I ' uruosf 7 ' n Kiitich- Harder. ENKOLI.MKXT AND OKGAXIZATIOX C IT I K F K N () I ' K I ' . If S E. F. Xil.soii. A. F. lidrncs, George liiiino.sd aiid ClarL II ' . IIclli- eringtun. ASSIST A N T S TO fill I ' . I ' S Fred Kclscji. Ciirl ' is.s Will tuns. Milhui S. M cM iirlrij. () |{ 1) I N A I! V K () (.■ K r. 1{ s . . ' ' . Davis. Hill Harris. . . • ' . n-v and W. T. Xardin. K NO (■ K i; i{ s WHO don ' t c o r x v Janus I,aiid iii. Ihiijainiii .lithnancslni , ,J . C. liaird. C. F. Ilciidirsdii. !• I. r, I) (i : 1) Dan McFarland. Ilarri Li ans and liicJidrd Ilrnr Jesse. A I. U M N V S John Gore Cable. aas y n Elegy II! Dr. Clark is cold and siark, 11 is spirit is uii a Iiiiiit. The i2;rass is green; no more is seen His high g nnasfic stinif. IVic valiant Due. did naught hut knuek And Mae. and Kelseij too; But all in vain, our sad refrain, College Spirit is knozvn to feic. Then up there rose, on his very tip-toes This nohlji huilded man, uLnd made a stand in this free land His prestage to maintain. But ' trvas no avail: tisith tnurd ' rons flail. The students their ehdnis did assert. And so the good man and all his great elan Are mingled together in dirt. 0 ie on the Red HILDliEy. be Quiet: Don ' t niah-e such a Riot — Jepllia is Irjiing to Think. With a ft ' ink And a Blink, Jej tha is Starting to Think. The tdixid it Hushes to his Head And turns his Tresses pink. Xiixc. the Class zcill kindli Brace up Jf ' hilc Jcpllia Bigs his face Cp And contjxls His Brain to chase uj) L deep and thoughtful Thiiih; -Letu. 336 ' - ' • Braxje Lawyers ' 04 )•) r . • ■ f1 , , ■t- v 7 Dj ►..- - ■ § ■•- .-■, ' Ay ' i ' - . - ■ ■ ' ■ ' ' SL; ' ■. -- AISIX(J Hk- slaiularil ol llic Law Department lias liad a |)tculiai ' eii ' wt upon its students. Tliev walk llie eain])ns wearing ' tlicir un ' ly Class cajjs, crowd into the auditorium at all public meetings and have ajjpointed themselves a gen- eral vigilance committee for the summer. Capt. .lim. it seems, won his letter at football last season and unable to forget that he was not facing TJedwater was very anxious for his liand to show its bravery. Some mule started the word ai ' ouud that the Engineers were going to avenge the ])ainting of theii- I)uil(ling on the night of March 17. T. (). ' J. The lawyer ' s conseienee was guilty, so he liit ' d liiinselC to ( ' apt. .lini and it was agreed that the 1 ,a l)nlldiiig iiuist be guarded the nt ' t night. iVs the Captain was hading the scouts into the building a bout midnight of the eighteenth a noise of some one entering was heard at the west entrance. guard was stationed at the east door and two scouts I ' uslied for recruits. In five minutes fifty lawyers eanying i-ocUs, clubs and guns surrounded the ])Vilding. Vhen ( ' a|)l. .liin was satislicd wllli tlic rdrnialioii lie called for volunteers and entered the building. ' I ' lie |)aity reached tin- cloak room before any discoveries were made and tlicic the { -i])tain espied three pair of feet ])rotrn(ling from beneath a lalile. .liin. with a lamp in one hand and a knife seven inches long in the other, adv aneed, de- manded tlie countersign — from beneath the table came llic ninrmur — I aw ' Ok l- ' riend. in a nminint Corporal Kolin and liis giiai ' d bad .scrambled from beneath the table and were severely reprimanded for appcai-ing on the scene of action without the Captain ' s orders. The iTowd at the door greeted the Cai)tain w ith a cheer, but when they heard that famihar expression — If my shoulder hachi ' t been broke, Smith never Mould have j)layed end at Kansas City. they knew that Corporal Kolin had disobeyed orders and sought notoriety with- out Jim ' s consent. Once more the laugh was on the wonderful la yers. the self-ap- pointed vigilance committee; the men A ii() woidd run the University and are not in favor of any more miless they start it. The Kngineers hearing, during the evening, that the lawyers were collecting to further efface their building had collected in a body near the Biology building — in five minutes after their arrival was known by the mules, Capt. Jim ' s band was safe in the arms of jMorpheus. We give this little incident that happened the night of Nlarch 18, 1903, as one of the few in which tlie aunted mides have tried to show their bravery, have gone in for notoriety, and have utterly failed. Jehu. ■THE ROSE OF THE MULE BARN 133 Physical Culture Club OUCiAMZKl) 1 ! ()() 15 Y THK STVDEXTS OF THE UNIVEliSlTY OF MISSOURI. ' ui[)()se: ' I ' o I ' l-oiiioir Collect ' S|)ii-ir in the l nixc-rsily of JNIissouri. OFFICERS l ' .)()_ ' -y. President J ' ici -President Seerelar Treasurer T )i{. Ci.AitK W . TTiri ' irEKiNOTox I ' uor. C . . IIetheringtox Cl.ARKK ITKriir,l!IN(;T()N Hon. C. W ' ii.sox TTr iiiKiiiNin ' ox J BOARD OF DIRECTORS OF ATHLETICS. yVv. IIctlurMii ton, I Ictlicfinntoii. .-itiil C liiikic ncllicriiiHtoii IVdiii C ' alironiia. 339 - aictfii a Stereotyped Say ) g of Some U n i versify P r o f s Dr. Loeh — I hope I make myself clear on tliat jioint. Dr. Vilcs — Ivast time — I think — when we left off. 1 was speaking — Dr. Ilctlicringion- - ' V not turn over my athletics to any such organ- ization! Dr. Pope — That ' s all po])])y-cock. Dr. John Pidcard — Is it ehahming? Yes! Dr. Jcs.w — They never did that at the University of N ' irginia. Dr. Scott — NoAv, as INIr. JNIurdock used to say. Dr. Elhvood — Now, INIr. I didn ' t intend to mean that. Dr. Broicti — Now, the author says — that is incorrect, ]iat he shoidd say is — . Voice of freshman in hack row: Mly don ' t you wa-ite a texthook of your own? Dr. Allen — Deep silence. Occasional nightmares. Prof. II. V. S. Jones — Um — um — er — ah — uh — um — uin. iMuiniur like a distant waterfall. Fezv Hcipjxiiiugs in Clus.s Judge Larvso n — In the face of tlie facts you have heard, Mr. 1) — , what was the crime in the 43rd f j]Ir. D. — This man was guilty ol ' sell ' -defeiise. Judge Latvson — ' ' hat is the jiunishment? Mr. D.— Ac(iuiltal. sir! Dr. KUwood — You are not (luoling paragraph • . line 7 ol jjage 17- ' . correctly and 1 must insist on ])reeise answers. Dr. Ijoeh — JNlr. Fogle, can you distinguish hetween a threshing ma- chine and a piano Dr. Slc ' uyirl (not Caroline) to his Thysics Class — You can sometimes see a rainliow in t!ic inisi when you are s])rinkling with a lawn- mower. 330 Mi The President ' s Address at the Grave of College Spirit TTDEXTS of the Univarsity of the State of Missouri, I am iiidcfd o ' rievcd to-day! ric ' vcd, I ' or we meet around the hier of College JSpirit; grieved not only l)eeaiise it has heen shiiii, hut hecause tliere is no way I ' oi- tlie stu(knls. nohk- students of the Seliool of Mines at IJolla. to also hear my words. Vou more fortunate studints of the I ' nivar- sity of Missouri must listen alone, you who alone have killed this -reat heiii — not only now l)nl nianv times hefore. You have killed it every year, hut like a eat it rises a ain and yet I eare not to liken it to a cat, heeau.se I understand that in ( olnnihia a eat J3I is only worth from ten to twenty-live cents, while I have often seen College Spirit look like thirty. I do not think you intentionally commit wrong. Yon are heedless headless, of the good name of this institution. I sometimes become discouraged, friends. I arise in the morning and as President of the Univarsity of the State of Missouri and of tlie School of Mines at KolJa. mention in the convocation that there is no cheating in the Uni- varsity of jMissouri. And I say it with sorrow, young ladies and gen- tlemen, that hy night there are at least eight exjjelled for this same offense. Now, at the Univar-sity of Virginia no student — I repeat — no student was ever caught cheating. Now, whether the students were craftier or the Professors more dense, I do not know. But 1 have my opinion, and I am ]n-oud to say that we liave in our faculty some pro- fessors whose density is oidy e(]ualled by the columns on the campus and I think that speaks well for the solidity oi ' tlie institution. Some- how that last does not sound right but, it matters not, great people do not have to be right all the time: only be firm, the others will first doubt, then believe that they are wrong. When you have graduated try that, but I beg of you — I implore you — not before. Another thing I dei)lore is the mania some students have for lea - ing the school and going to their home or other cities for a few days pleasure and thus neglecting the studies as arranged by us. Now, I do not care to travel — indeed my fame as President of the Univarsity of the State of Missouri and of the School of Mines at Rolla. makes it very disagreeable for me to go away from my family — forgive iii i modcs-ti . Everywhere I find staring crowds and i)eo])le crowding close to touch me. If you will believe me, when 1 bought a breakfast at the St. Uouis Union Station for eight cents, it created great com- ment, and wIrii, by request, I bought my friend Irvin a nice doilai ' and fifty cent i)air of pants, it was declared that 1 would be asking to be deelai ' cd a baiikru])t within a month. However, we must endure some hanlsliii)s in return for the honors thi-ust. and as President of the Univarsity of the State of JMissouri and of tiic School of Mines at Holla — but I must hasten on. 1 also wish to speak of the waste of money I see on all sides. It makes students desperate and desi)erate students are the cause of this event which calls us here to mourn. 1 understand that there are stu- dents in lliis Univarsity (iiidivichiai stiidcnls; not the clubs, fraterni- ties, organized bodies) who have bills at the stores in some cases amountino- to 85 or 00 cents. 1 f you have not thought of your own honoi ' , think of the suflVi ' iii;; ' you air hriiii in ' to the |)()()i- I ' aiiiihcs of your creditors, who are ])erhai)s this very niouieiit doiii - without autos aud other necessities, all on yoin- account. l?nt I have wandered from the su])ject l)ut it matters not — I can ii e a talk on the death of C olle e Spirit almost any time — it is killed enouiih times to let every man in Coliimhia sit on the Coroner ' s jury twrht- times a year. l?nt I don ' t think they would ohjeet for 1 notice they are willing ' to sit on almost anylhinn- if tlu ' v don ' t often have to move. Now students of Missouri in the I ' nivarsity asseml)le(l I ha e het ' ii good to you I have heen a fathei ' to you indeed I have furnished the wood with which to l)nild the fnneral hicr. Xow those desirin ) ' to take a last look at poor College S])irit may pass around the hier. lAl..  33 Some Things fVed Like to Knozcj Why is Jesse? Why is a goat? Izzy. Why tolerate INIock Trials longer? Who is the Thysical Culture Club? Why Hogsett changes girls so often? If Mac Anderson is any one in particular? Why Beery the Presser don ' t advertise some? Why Grafter JNIcFarland kicked against the grafts? How much would it cost Pope to have his hair cut? Vhich would you rather do or see Carroll Johnson act? Why is Dr. Brown placed in charge of a Chemistry Class? Why tlie Y. ]M. C. A. should have an office in Academic Ilall Whether INIax JNIeyer really is Dutch, or Jerry Bahh is only Irish? Why Davis and Hetherington are gi-ow iiig to look more alike day by day? Will the Savitar l)()ard go to Harvard or Yale next year on tlic proceeds ? WlictluT Trvlii Swit still smokes Old irgiiiias or has switclu ' d to Florodoras Whether Ihc l)cl)aling League Coniniitlec gave up moi-i ' tlian a quarter to entertain tlie Kansas Debaters? i ' P 334 Long Felt fVanf (Being an cxiracl from a speech of an illiistrioiis Missouri sludent. made at Uie Sliideiil Orgdiii ' Jttinii MdHfi-JMccting.) ]{. riJKSIDEXT: There is no doubt lliat the very appureiit hostility to this movement arises from a hiek of knowledge, on the part of those oj)posing it, of the real purposes haek of the whole enterprise. When 1 ex])lain, as I ])ur- pose to do, one of the results that will immedi- ately follow the adojjtion of this plan, 1 am siu ' e that opposition will melt away like the mists of the morning. (Slight applause.) Most of us are a are that the ])eriod of exam- inations is perilously close upon us. The semi- annual manifestos against the sinful sin of eheating have been thun- dered forth from class-room and otiiee. ' I ' lie Kegistrar has i ' urnished us the program of our execution. We have crossed the Al])s and — Heaven alone knows what lieth l)efore us. A few days more and we sliall wage dire battle on the old war-ground of Quills, surrounded by stricken conu ' ades and groaning steeds. l?ut we are ready. Our courage is screwed u]) to the sticking ])oint and when the tocsin sounds we shall y-o forth as kiiiyhts of old to fiijlit for fame and fair honor. But what of the morrow ' ill the final trumpet sound he the paean of victory or the wail of defeat ' . When the din of strife is past and naught l)ut the ravens scream is heard where but recently re- sounded the clang of targe and clayniore; when we wend our way from the field, weary and jierhajis wounded we shall go — whither: ' AVill it be homeward? If so what shall we say to our fond father when, with a grim smile on his face and the butt end of a fence rail in his strong right, he meets us at the railroad station ' That is a j)ainful (juestion and it gets us to thinking. .Something must be done to lessen the tension of the occasion. (Applau.se.) We who are ])romoting this studi ' ut organization ])lan have long maintained that ours is an am- of cultin-c and refinement. It is a time when bi ' iyht-eved, curlv-haired lMl(l(l -CllCCkC(l ass maidens arc taking the massive statues of black-browed Mars and. witli manicure files and flesh-brushes, are making of them dainty images of Eros. It is a time when the armies of the country are followed by the brethren of the Ked Cross, who comfort and care for the embalmetl beef sufferers. Should not we, the enlightened sons of sainted ]Missourians provide some means to alleviate the sufferings of our comrades who may fall in the coming fray: (Cries of Sure! You Bet, Kelsey! ) Xow, this student organization purposes to do this very thing. Listen and hear how. Briefly, the scheme is this: The organization will found an Excuse Bureau — an organization with officers, working committees, records, and office para])hernalia. The primary object of this Bin-eau is to present to parents logical and convincing reasons why it was a spec- tacidarly brilliant master-stroke of their hojjeful son to earn these con- ditions. This would be done by the procuring of bona fide physicians certificates showing certain physical disabilities to exist in said son; and the providing of affidavits, testimonials, resolutions, and condo- lences, calculated to soothe the parental wrath. A second purpose of the Bureau would be the c areful com])iling of all grades and University records concerning any student and the proving, by mathematical demonstrations, that but for the accidental missing of a recitation in Elocution sometime in the first semester of his freshman year, he had undoulitedly won the junior scholarship. As this function of the Bureau, however, would be the provision of luxuries, the beneficiaries would be expected to pay a small deposit cov- ering possible damage to the liureau ' s reputation. (Cries of Xo! No! ) The third and. possibly, the most important function of the Bureau woidd deal with ordinary excuses for every day uses around the l ni- versity. This de])artment would keep on liand physicians certificates of indisability for the use of the cadets; hand-books of ready-made reasons why English themes and German essays could not be given the teachers when due; extemporaneous justification s])eeches for pre- sentation to the disci])line committee; Biblical (]uotations why stud ents can remain awav fi ' om relijiious services on .Sundavs and vet lav ui) for themselves treasure which perisheth not, etc., ad inf. Just to give an idea of the workings of this scheme, suppose a mem- ber of the faculty (and our Bureau should be open to the i ' aeulty. too) has been approached by a Y. M. C. A. man for monetary contributions to the Mission for South Sea Islanders. The I ' rofessor goes to the biu ' eau, ])ays down a non)inal sum and asks to be furnished with an excuse worthy of his dignity. Forthwith he is given the following song (tune: ' I ' be U ' bang-doodlc Mournetb. ) entitled 336 A L . I M K S T JUL K L . I M K X T . I Willi AiiolmjiiK to till- Itiriiiiiil . . f.) Oh it ' s inonci . diid it ' s iiioih ' i , and it ' s J)Ci -. Jx ' ff. hcg, It ' s muiu ' ii bij the barrel and it ' s nionc b the h-Cii A pcnnii here, a niekel there, and here and there a dime. Oil. tlieifre after me for nmneii find a-eomini all the lime! At Snndaji sehool the teaeher hands aronnd an oni -va-lope And smiles a iiiiileful smile of s-ceef e,vj)eelane i and hope, So ' t I have to braee m n pper lip an ' sti ' en up mil ehi)i Or I ' d lireali ma pennji limit an ' drop a niclcel in. Ind xcheii I i;o to meelin ' . Oh the sicelliiii - tide of soni lAfts me. drifts me omcard npzcard to llie pearlji iiates alouii;! On torcards the heavenli portals x -afted b .some heavenbi } reeze, Drifting, driftinij; home to iilorii. safe on floxceri beds of ease. Ih! The singers shut their luimn-booL-s. and I eome to earth and sec Deaeon Dobbins xcith his baslcet. Oh. he ' s poking it at me! O Deaeon. Deaeon DobJdns go axcai and let me be! For such sordid thi)igs as baskets are XHwaiions nnto me. They say a splendid golden erox ' ii xeilh jexcels all bedight . l flaming flashing iconder that shames the stars of night. Wrought bif celestial craftsmen, on hoi broxLS to shine. Is laid np for me in Glorti and man certainly be mine: .Ind yet this diadem so rich — hoiv sad the thonght to me! fVill not be all net profit as a diadem shiiiild Jie. It has cost the frequent nickel and the intermittent dime. It has even cost mc npxcard of one d(dlar at a time! Oil, it ' s money and it ' s money and it ' s beg. beg, beg, It ' s money by the barrel and it ' s money by the keg, A penny here, a niehcl there, and here and there a dime. (}h . they ' re after me f(n- money and a ' eoniing all the time. Such, gentlemen, is our scluiue. and u] iiii tlie strength ol it we coiuuund our org;uii ;ition to you. [Trctucudous . i)|)i;uise.] (Note by Kditoh. It is no doulit due to the al)ove speeeli tliat the Student Organization Scliciuf as so cnlhusiastically adopted.) .Jocko. The University A. B. C. Book A is for Allen, lying in bed. B is for Brotcn, tcho freshmen dread. C is for Coble, tcho smokes cigarettes. D is for Dretvrif tvhoni no one regrets. E is for Elhcood, teith P. H. and D. F is for Fellows, a quiz master lie. G is for Greene from California State. H is for Hetherington, icitli rules up to date. I is for Ingold tcho teaches us math. J is for Jesse, keej) off that path. K is for Miss Kirch ner, tcho skilled is in Dutch. L is for Lipscomb like whom is none such. M is for Meyer who quizzes for aye. N is for Noyes tvho treats ear and eye. O is for (Miss Organ) tcho history did teach. P is for Pope, Oh! ain ' t he a peach! Q is for question which the engineer dreads. li is for Rodhouse who fills up iheir heads. S is for Scott, Mr. Murdock told me. T is for Trenholm. a papa is he. U is for University, which wc all attend. V is for Viles, who should buy some susj)ciid. If is for Weeks, who to Si. Louis does go. A ' is for that which none of us knoto. V is for Yants, xcho icants a chaperone. Z is Miss Zcdvisliic, who has one of her own. ni Extnicts f 10)11 the BiiUcthi Board i h Wanted A box of Froo- in the Tlirout. — Ikvix Swit .i.ku. Wanted — A nioniniate. — Apply at -415 North Hitt Street. Wanted — An npDlony from Savitai ' staff. — Izzy. Wanted — To press yonr ])aiits. — Bkekv thk PuKssElt. IdOSi — A nink ' on wav home from Kansas C ' itv Thanksgiving. — C. II. Cl.AUK. Wanted — Tlie rear corner of a cow. — V. . Ciajb Boys. Found — A false tooth in (iym. — Apply to Txttti.i ' .. oflice in cellar. Wanted — The other liall of my hat. — Xaudix. Wanted — A ehaperone.-- JuiKiK Yantis. Wanted (H To send 1 2 A friend.— Lirro. Wanted — A Stndcnt Organization. — See B. Dayts. ]] ' anted By a nnnihcr of young men: tickets to tiie hasket-hall games. Lost, Siraf ed or SloJcn From Academic Hiiilding; a white ele- phant. Findei- will |)lease retnrti to its pasture. Wanted — One night each week to call on Mi.ss Rowley. — Salty. Wanted — Moore. — jNIiss Massie. Wanted — A genuine, old I ' ashioncd, sawed-olf stuni|). — TuUKEY. Wanted hi Knoic — Wluthei- the I ' ni ci-sity belongs to Mi ' . Walter Williams or fr. Horace Williams. — A Fiu ' .sii m n. Jl ' anled Information as to the whereahouts oi ' the Freshman Mi ' d- ical Class. Thev were last seen ai)out February l.jtii. ' 39 J LOOKING IIK lorii ' simuiier, teemiii ' with ronruscd mcni- oi-ic ' s of tlie old farm and the hot city streets, of nrasshoi)])ei ' s and l?iid veisi ' i ' suds, had drawn to a close. Tlie eultured mob began to tloat into .Vthens from the woods and the tall grass. The wayfarers from the noi ' th sli])])ed in nnder the supervision of the affable Kas and by dint of the ])ro])er manijnilation of the two- bit pi ece, l- ' roni the sonth the Middlin ' rail- way enervated by the influx of commerce, re- established its six-day go-as-you-please performance, and waddled amiably over its rotten ties into town, (ii-afttrs by the score sent forth their perennial sjjiel concerning remarkable boarding houses where Angel-food was .served three times a day. at only two doUahs per week; lainidiy graf ' tei-s. trunk-haulers, white, black, and tan. sul)- scri])tion-t()-the-Independent agents, V. M. C. . glad-hand artists, and what not. It was the great sowing-time — the planting of tlie 340 a BACK fF A R D beans. After the c()ii liin - liad sulisided it was found on close ins])eeti()n of tlie calendar that September was gone, wafted away on its own antninnal ha .e and gossamer. Oct. 1st. Kigiity men ont on llu ' ( iiad. tiying for the team. Football. Tat () l)ea |)nnts the pig- skin over the eohimns. Sidelines! Oil. ' Id. .Militai ' v turns out alinut (il ' ty nnti sliorli-r than last year. LitMit. (now Captain) C ' iiilty in eoniniaiid. Orl. ' .id. A tear, a large moist tear, is dropped from %9 Ji)cif,ir,t Cov jri, i ' t ' hih window upon C ' larU ' . s hi-id by some f lamenting freshman. rU give twenty casers for the name of the cuss that done it. Oct. . ) . I ' liixersity .Stoek Company becomes (- nadrangle Dra- matic Chill. Oct. 7II1. (Jrndnal decrease from the original ciglily i ' oot-liall can- m (lidates so pompously alluded to above. Carroll Johnson to the rescue ! Oct. 11th. JNlissouri 11, Simpson 6. This victory was   iveii a joyous send-off ])y the rowdy element among ' the students, the jjress of the State frowning most righteously upon the affair. We regret, of course, to be compelled to chronicle such events. It is even claimed in connection that one circus was taken in that night, and tliat the village police were detained from their sleep. In connection with this matter of football it repents the truthful scribe deeply to make note of a certain Indian massacre, occurring at Kansas City on the eighteenth of the lonesome October. The Indians carried away forty scalps and the Tigers got tlie e(]uine giggle. However within this eventful month another and more favorable game took place. lissoiu ' i sending the rowdy element to St. Joe to back the Tigers foi ' ninst the Cornhuskers. Here we gained a moral victory. Score, Nebraska 12, lissouri 0. In the Auditorium Cxovernor Bob Taylor held a full-house but nobody dro])ped out (afterwards ascer- tained that the jack-])ot was sweetened considerable). So passed this glorious month filled with the shouts and exultations of victory and the groans and cusses of defeat. November opened amiably: a calm benignity, a sweet contented- ness hovered over ' Varsitv life like a smile through tears. Nov. 1st. M. S. U. defeated Washburn, 28 to 0, in what the Inde- pendent called a brotherly game. Nov. 2(1. Pseudo voters trail liome — obviously to vote. Nov. ith. Voted — ' praps. Nov. 7t.h. Eugene Field Day. Nov. SitJi. Gentlemen stayed at home and nourished college spirit. Rowdy element went down to St. Louis and saw a l)um game. Score, INIissouri 27, Washington 0. (xame called after four and one-half minutes ])lav in second lialf on account of darkness and general debility of Washington ])layers. Nov. 12th. Skinned Oklahoma. This victory gave us hopes. We had Iowa to ])lay ajid then Kansas. Missouri 22, Oklahoma .5. Nov. 20 . We won over Iowa, and the local ])olice were ke])t busv. Score (referring to game), INIissouri ( , Iowa 0. Xum- Iht of students maltreated by village sleuths, 18. Nov. 2. ' )lh. Xow right here, good peo])lc. the chronicler must pause. Of covu ' se, let the dead ])ast bury its dead: and yet the evil that men do lives after tluin. Likewise, as hir- guerite says in Faust, They ain ' t no use cry- ing about s])ilt milk. l?ut out of that merry joyous wcik (it gi iiig thanks all that I ' emains is oiu ' large aching regret. The entrance into 34a tlif city was historic. Xo ti ' iic liistoriaii w illi any know Kdi c of tlic t ' tliics of liis jol) could pass it hy. Into the city vc hclook ourselves, loaded down with ma .oon, lavish with the casers, wheels, phinks, heaus, seniolions, bones, l)ucks, etc., usually termed dollars. For the space of three (hiys a red ;lare spi ' cad over the dull j ray sky of the city, and anon hoarse shouts were luard, the ti ' aniplinn ' of thousands over the roun(l, curses and urindinn ' hones. 17 to .1. Hack we canu ' with sori ' ow in our heai ' ts and oin money in our pockets. Not even a wa ' could add happini ' ss to such a taU ' . ' I ' he month of Decemher was notable because of the lar e, ativil- like knocks which were then acbninistercd on every conceivable sub- ject. A festive, infectious joy .seized the community and solemn- lookin ' individuals went about administering ' the occasional raj) from the hammer with the true Christmas spirit. On the lirsl of the month the Independent came out, telling- about the Kansas City affair. No- body interested. John K. Kayl, of Crocker, I ' ulaski county, elected ping-pon - captain. W ' h-earl-wind Xel.son kieketh on the Savitar prices. The University ' irls ' ave a most enjoyable reception to the football men, at which football son s were .sim ' and the tiMie s])iiMt of loyalty was shown. Dec. l. ' itli. Died, in his own home, .Tud i, ' e IMartin, Dean of the Law Department. 7lli. ( )n this date we armed in our bosom the pro ei ' bial snake, in the shape of one junketin -committee. Tlie three members of this committee were graduates of this institution. and they did ns proud. The ])eople down at Jelferson City say they never heard such a snblinuly unanimous anvil chorus in their lives. The axailable snp])ly of t ood spirits fell down their throats. On the nineteenth, classes practically broke up, and the students went home, leavinj - the old Varsity cold and silent in the snow, await- in f the dawn of the new year. Jdii. .). .Mob l)reaks away from tui ' key and i-ranbiri ' y sauce to woo Minerva once more. On ga ' ,in( ' alxnit we note the advent of the short-horn and the disap- pearance of sundi ' y good fellows ' who have stayed at home to work for their fathers. l ]i. clubmen on close examination of their rooms find them stacked. Xnmerous rounders swore off New ' ear ' s day and climbed onto the water-wagon. fun. r -i:{. Water-wagon drove past Tom Hall ' s sivei ' al times with all on board. I ' lrparation for examina- tions begins about now. No one is .seen wearing a jersey or a sweater, and the ])rice of white linen cuflfs i - , :j goes up. A meeting of the select and holy is held I) in the auditorium and entertained with reminiscences of the Uni- versity of Virginia. Jan. 13-20. The solemn brood of care plods on, while fierce invective against cribbing rends the air. Thovi shalt not Hiin-flam. hog, wahoo, liorn-swoggle, crib on or otherwise skin the beloved prof. Jan 22-31. The Press Association meets. All the jul)ilant jul)ilate at the Y. ]M. C. A. post-exam. Jubilee. The liuildings begin to look less like livery stables. We regret to chronicle that, owing to the outcome of the exams., several staiuich old brethren fell off of the watel ' -A agon, and as a consequence Tom Hall hires an expert typewriter to play the keys of his cash register. Fchy. 1. The get-a-way on the second semester was good consider- ing the heavy track. About this time an epidemic of homesick- ness fell u])on the conmiunity, and several pleasant looking Guys ambled affably off on the homeward trail to see the folks. In- cidentally, we wonder if the folks were glad to see them. Glee Club clubs together and glees to a packed house. Kidd wrestles with his stein, while Birch does a Swim-Out-OGrady act and Peterman becomes so frightened that his hair (note the singular nmnber) stands on end. Fehy. 1). Harry Haas gave a Duke ' s ]Mixture smoker to his U. B. Club friends. The Ha-Haas were on Harry. Fehy. 14. The Girls ' Edition of the Inde])endent comes out. The general public is tickled. The general public does not include Professor Pope. The month dragged its slow length along, and everyone began to settle do n to work. The Glee Club made Carrollton on the 27th. Echo of the trip: Little nigger boy (to Birch) — ]Mister. how tall is dat ]Mr. Higbee vo ' got with vo ' -all ' s show? Birch — Oh, about six feet four. Little Nigger — Shucks, ain ' t he no taller dan dat? ' Dey wuz a nigger come through here last week with an Uncle Tom ' s Cabin show that was seven feet tall! The month of larch came in (luietly riiougli. lint before it had been with us long it (kvel()|K(l all the rip-snorting instincts of a lion-and- laml) combination. A])propriations, freshman receptions, mistaken ideas of St. Patrick ' s Day. all contrived to stir u]) a rough-house moiitii. iVs for till ' ITlli. upon examination of the old Erse Chronicles by Kooney-the-jNIick. tbe following note was found: Erin go bi-augh, which translated into English means St. Patrick was an Engineer. . ssisted by the band (see liccords of Di.scipliiir Coiinnit- tee, vol. III,]). 12 ) the Engineers took a day off. and the Engineering Profs, took a grade or two off. Tbe Freshman reception was polled oH ' undir a lira y guard of police, assisted bv the large number of flatties and biekeys always found ill the I ' resliman class. The feature of flu ' game was the Cur- taiii-raiscr entitled. Stickucys Discovery; or Do I look like a joh-Iot of rct ' iTshnicntsf The niglit we found out about tlic a])j)ro])nations was not as hoistcr- ous as in former yiars. However, tlie book-worms were out in full foree, the band aeeompanyiiig them as far as ' I ' om Halls, where the music-makers (lro])])e(l oft ' to absorb a little eoUege spirit. On the 2(ith the (iraduate Club entertained the Senior class in a Kindergarten specialty. It was a great success as every one naturally acted like little kids, Ira Stone not even re(|uiring a make-up. The next evening the Theta-Xus gave a take-oft ' on the ( Jraduate-Seuior affair. (Tames ere played, such as Here we go round the .Vriheuser- Huseh and a delightful time was had. The month went out in a storm of rain and snow and . i)rirs violet eyes were veiled from view. . . I.s7. The best joke ever ])layed was pulled off on this day- — everybody went to class. The laugh was oh the ])rofs a regular ' .smile that wont come off. Heard near the Law Huildirig: Tom K. Smith (to janitor) — Swatter is one of these fellows you never can tell anything to. ain ' t that so, TomT Tom Jones — Well, he ain ' t what vou ' d call in a class bv himsell , is he, Mr. Smith? ylj}! ' - ( tfi- Baseball team skint by •stminster. score 10 to t. C ' lieer- ful outlook. .lj)r. HtJi. lissouri 4; W ' entworth 0. The fans begin to take heai-t. .tpr. !. ' { . In a dri ling rain .Missouri shows Central a score of 1.) to 0. ' I ' lun we went away on a trip, playing most of the hinky-dinks in tlie .State, |oi)ing around on the sides of the hills, making eri ' ors. and so foilli: coming back at last and throwing the soup into ' asli])urn in the |)i ' cltiest game that bad Ikh-u seen on the grounils up to that time. Score 2 to 1. liagby (referring to the pitcher): Kurcka! which means I ba c found biiii. .lj)r. ' I ' liid. Kansas-Missouri Hask(t-U;dl ganu-; Kansas ictorloiis, 1.) to l. ' {. .Mcl- ' arland gets in on a cdnip. 1 )(inonslration of tln ' elasticity of rnlilxT. Apr. ' I ' id. Shakes])earean Contest. Dick Mc- heavv man. pulls all the nails out of the IJaine floor. Apr. -27111. Apr. 2 ' .)tli. Mock ' I ' ri.ii. . b 1 of an exhibition. Militarv a annts to St. Louis. Carroll le drum, of May was (|uite a joyous one for Mis- goes down w itb The merry, merry month .souri. for the .Tayhawk went down to bcd-i-ock chalk in the two games of l)aseball and the track-meet. The month was lilkd with holidays. spring fever, and eonst(|utnt cuts, and everybody in ])artieular diii good hard work. l [aii 4-5. The Saen i erfcst hrf)kc loose. Oak Hunter was s]iccially engaged to aet as ballast and hold the roof down. May 6th. Washington 7, Missouri 4. Please pass the eup of luni- loek. Mfij 7th. Representative number of the Independent aliout to eoin- nience to come out. M ' li Hill. The ' Varsity girls inaugurate some kind of a Slay Festival on the Q. T. and dance around the tad-pole or the north pole oi ' something like that. Kveryone vaguely interested, il r )t]i. Representative number still on the road. Nebraska de- baters trail in; Nelson writes up thirty pages of explanation. 3Irii I2th. Engineers ' 03 make an attempt at horticulture. Engi- neers ' on (naught but freshmen) ])ut a thousand i)ound live white ele])hant on the dome of Academic Hall. (Done — One and one- half pipe fids.) 31(11 I ' .HJi. The Re])resentative number really did arrive. And now, though we go on making history and attempting to chron- icle it, in the meantime the Savitar comes out; the narrative halts: our voice is hushed, our pen is dro])ped. our mouth is sto])])e(l with dust. It has been a right glorious, shining year; one that will ever sparkle refulgent on the necklace of our allotted but disdained three-score-and- ten. vShine on. old year; when we senescent, are rich in such jewels. may you then brighter tlash upon us, each day a facet full of bril- liancy! And so, good-bye. —i.no. 346 Ou PCct-i!Le ' i ii C i. Mississippi Valley Trust Company N. W. COR. FOURTH AND PINE STREETS ST. LOUIS Capital, Surplus and Profits, $8,000,000. The Business of this Comfany is conducted in Five Defaytnutits, tis fol o vs: FINANCIAL OR MONEY DEPOSIT— Receives deposits on time, savings and check accdiinls and pays interest tliL ' reon. Loans money on St. Louis city real estate and listed high-grade securities. Buys and sells domestic and foreign exchange. Issues its own Letters of Credit available everywhere. TRUST OR FIDUCIARY— Executes all manner of Trusts. Authorized by law to act as Executor, Atiniinistrator Trustee, Guardian, Curator, Register and Transfer Agent ot 15onds and Stocks. Receiver and Financial Agent for non-residents and others, and to become sole surety on all bonds required liv law to be given. BOND OR INVESTMENT— Buys and sells selected high-grade Investment Secu- rities. List of Bonils for sale mailed on application. Commission orders, at usual rates, executed with promptness. REAL ESTATE — Manages, Sells, Rents and Appraises city property. Pays Taxes, I Iaces Insurance. SAFE DEPOSIT OR STORAGE VAULTS— Rents Safe Deposit Boxes in Fire, Uurglar and Mob Proof Vault at $5 and upward per annum. Stores, at special rates, trunks and boxes containing silverware and other bulky valuables; calls for and delivers same at residence. CORRESPONDENCE INVITED ALL BUSINESS STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL OFFICERS Julius S. Walsh, President Breckinridge Jones, l.- t Vice-Pres. and Counsel W. Daviess Pittman, Hond officer John D. Davis, 2nii Vice-President Frederick Vierling, Trust OfTicer Samuel E. Hoffman, rd Vice-President Henry Semple Ames, .Assistant Trust Officer James E. Brock, Secretary William G. Lackey, Assistant Trust officer Hugh R. Lyle, .-Vssistaiit Secretary- Eugene H. Benoist, Real Kstale officer Henry C. Ibbotson, 2nd Assistaut ' Secretary Wilbur B. Price, Safe Deposit Officer DIRECTORS Elmer B. Adams, IT. S. District Judge Williamson Bacon, President Tyler Estate Murray Carleton, President Carletoii D. ;. Co. Charles Clark, Retired John D. Davis, 2n l Vice-President Harrison I. Drummond, President Dmmniond Rcallv and Investment Co. Auguste B.Ewing, Kelind David R. Francis, President D. R. Francis Pro. Coniiuission Co. August Gehner, Prcs. Title Guaranty Trust Co. Geo. H. Goddard, Retired S. E. Hoffman, ;ird ' icc- President Chas. H. Huttig, President Third National Pank Breckinridge Jones, 1st Vice-Pres. and Counsel Wm. F. Nolker, Treas. St. Louis lirewing Assn Wm. D. Orthwein, Prcs. Win. D. Oithwein Grain Co. H. Clay Pierce, President Waters-Pierce Oil Co. Joseph Ramsey, Jr., I ' re.sident Wabash R. R. Co. Moses Rumsey, President L. M. Kumsey Mfg. Co. Julius S. Walsh, President Rolla Wells, Mayor of City of St. Louis -■•18 E5TEY ESTEY PIPE ORGJiNS REED ORGANS JiNB PIANOS An experience of over fifty-six years in the manufacture of Musical Instruments of the HIGHEST GRADE has resulted in the MOST PERFECT and MOST DURABLE Pianos and Organs in the world. Churches, Schools or Individuals supplied at lowest prices and upon terms to suit. Catalogues free to any address. THE ESTEY COMPANY, 1116 Olive Street, St. Louis, Missouri Starr piano5 . Ri ' ; .MAUE TiiRcn t;iiorT oftiik BEST MATERIALS. TIIKY ARE CONSTRUCTED UY THE MOST SKILLED WORKMEN IN ONE OF THE OLDEST AND LARGEST FACTORIES IN THE WEST. FULLY GUARANTEED AND SOLD ON EASY TERMS. MAKER TO USER. :: THESE . RE RK. SONS VOU .SHOULD WRITE FOR CATAI.OCJIE :: JESSE FRENCH PIANO ORGAN COMPANY 1114 Olive Street SAINT . LOUIS •..- MISSOURI .iiN. FOR FOOTWEAR .r« Or 4f JiXt cjuiaC FOR HIGH GRADE GENTS ' FURNISHINGS At Popular Frices Count the grains and you have the number of our customers ' in this University. M.A.Hyatt, Photomphic Supplied StlSuis. Stevinson Chandler ' s fnr GROCERIES 15V COURTEOUS TREATMENT W K Il.W K SUCCEEDED IN GETTING A I.AIUiE SHARE OF THE STUDENTS- I ' A ' lKONAGE. PHONE a6o COR EIGHTH AND HKOADWAY «5« DAVID J. BREWER, ASSOCIATE JUSTICE UNITED STATES SUPREME COURT. EDITOR-IN-CHIEF 2bc World ' s ficst Mions and Sssavs mmn INCLUDING LECTURES SERMONS m AFTER DINNER k -J ' SPEECHES. THE jmm f m ' I; CELEBRATED B K K ' ' iisi !-■ ' • PASSAGES H Hk ai f %k FROM pinn wn ■Mjj H THE BEST . ' H H ORATIONS IK-. , . H 1 ni waVi CONTAINING THE MASTER- PIECES OF PROSE LITERATURE FROM THE EARLIEST TO THE PRESENT TIME 3Ttf-i ' «- New Edition at Popular Prices and Easy Terms .? 6 Send for Beautiful Illustrated 32-pag:e Brochures giving full particulars Free of Charge J ' j ' - ji- , j ' -jf ' -j -j -j ' fij FERD P. KAISER, Publisher Saint Louis Missouri MissoUKl MkDICAI. CiiI.I.KGK S.MNT LoUIS MkI ICAL CoLLKGK Kountlcd in 1840 Founded in lS-1 ' 2 of Y TASHINGTON UNIVERSITY Saii)l! Louis, Missouri TIIIC next annual session of the Medical Department of Washing- ton I ' niversity will commence September twenty-fourth, nineteen luiiulred and three, and continue until May nineteenth, nineteen and four. The course of instruction covers a period of four sessions of eight months each. The large corps of teachers in proportion to the number of students makes instruction more directly personal and adapted to the special needs of the individual. The essential I ' eatincs of the SCHOOL., are FIVE HOSPITALS AND AX INSANE ASYLUM. TWO DISPENSARIES, TREATING 75,000 PATIENTS ANNUALLY. SEVEN L.VHORATORIES AND EQUIPMENT. SLXTY PROFESSORS AND INSTRUCTORS. NEW MODERN MATERNITY HOSPITAL. ORIGINAL RESEARCH LAliORATOKV. SMALL SECTIONS OF CLASSES AND L. RGE CLINICAL MATERLVL. STUDENTS ' CLUB. STUDENTS ' DORMITORY. STUDENTS- LinUAKY . NI) KICADIXG-ROOM. Tiic aniuial announcement may be obtainetl by JKOi mailing a postal card to the Dean ' s olllce. Roberb LuctlcIvii;o, . L 1)., I80r) Locujb Sbreol 1 l .n, BEN M. PAYNE, GROCERIES, PHONE 387 TKe PecK Drug Company 804 BROADWAY THE STUDENTS ' HEADQUARTERS ' Prescriptions a Specialty TelepKone Nximber 4-0 BUY YOU RADER R M ca EAT FROM SETTLE ATHENS LEADING HOTEL OF THE CITY NEW AND UP TO DATE IN EVERY PARTICULAR RATES $2.00 AND $2.50 f STUDENTS ' HEADQUARTERS J W. S. JOHNSTON. PROP. HOTEL R. B. PRICE. President I. O. HOCKADAY. Cashier me Boone County National Bank DEPOSITS SOLICITED COLUMBIA. MISSOURI ' The World ' s (iraiult ' st Jcwcliv I ' ' .sr;il)lisliineiir. Lowest-Priced House in America tor Fine Goods. NO OTHER ESTABLISHMENT IN AMERICA IS SO WELL QUALIFIED TO FILL ANY AND EVERY POSSIBLE WANT IN DIAMONDS SIL V E RW ARE CUT GLASS CHINAWARE WATCHES OPERA GLASSES:: UMBRELLAS GOLD AND SIL- VER JEWELRY CLOCKS MUSIC BOXES LEATHER GOODS STATIONERY, ETC WE HAVE WATCHES From $6.00 to $875.00 OUR NEW CATALOGUE, MAILED FREE 1 1 IS A HANDSOMt BOOK OF J04 I ' AGKS. CONTAINING OVKk 4,000 BEAUTIFUL ILLUSTRATIONS, WITH DESCKIFTIONS AND PRICES OK ARllCLES FOR PERSONAL USE AND GIFTS. VRITE FOR IT WE MAIL IT FREE - IDcrmod 5 Jaccara 3eu)clrp Companp Broadway, cor. Locusl, St Louis, Missouri 355 TAKE A- inarlin i o ' o ' S ' S on your next trip duck hunting and bring home your share of the game. The Marlin is the most reliable repeating shot gun on the market: is simple and easy to operate. Our cataloge describes all Marlin Rifles and Shot Guns, A copy will be mailed upon receipt of 3 stamps to pay postage. MARLIN FIRE ARMS COMPANY NEW HAVEN. CONN. OSTEOPATHY A Natural MetHod of Cxiring Disease ? No Drugs Course of instruction covers a period of two years. Over 700 students in attendance. Faculty and teaching facilities unexcelled. Fifteen specialists constitute the corps of instructors. This school is presided over by Dr. T. A. Still, the discoverer of the science and founder of the Amer- ican School. Write for catalogue of the school or sample copy of Journal of Osteopathy. Address AMERICAN SCHOOL OF OSTEOPATHY, Kirksville, Mo. CORRECTLY CONSTRUCTED C L OTH I N G ' Jie Aa oiUa fflTOK r. DeDON ATO H IR GOODS Hair Dressing, Shampooing and Singeing. Manicuring for Ladies and Gents . Massages. Chiropoding 1 for Ladies Onlyi . Turkish and Electric Baths Exclusively for Ladies. Open daily 8 to 6. CARLETON BUILDING, Sixth and Olive Sts., St. Louis. Mo. Branch. S. E. Cor. Grand and Franklin Avcs. Bell Phone, Main 442A. 256 The Famous Kalamazoo Uniforms Have No Equal Done £ook SO Olcll noiK Ulcar so Olcll none Fit so Ulcll They are Made Upon Honor and Always Give Perfect Satisfaction M AMUFJiCrVRED BY THE HENDERSON AMES CO KJiLJtMJtZOO, MICH Cadet Equipments of all kinds. College Commencement Gowns. Class Pins and Souvenir Novelties. Catalogues and Cloth Samples Free Your correspondence solicited ; ; .- ; ; : : : : : : : : : : : : : : ; ; ; .- ; ; Wmi£ A t Letter ' r . v fbf Gl|)10 :; tx THESE INTERESTING BOOKS TO Old MEXICO ' Trade roLiovssTnE Tlag The golden Square - Business Chances — Indian Terrilor ;- TeXAvS , WHEN EXHAUSTED FROM EXERClSi: OR STUDY USE Jl nhe use r = B use h ' s Malt = Hutrine THi: GREATEST OF MALT TONICS Sold by all Drug ' s ' ists HORSMAN S HIGH GRADE .-•TENNIS-:- RACKETS 1903 They represent the highest stage of Tennis Racket Construction. In de- sign they are the product of the most recent expert opinion, and surpass anything ever offered to players. Tennis catalogue free on application. E. 1. HORSMAN COMPANY 354- broaclwa -. New YorK ISS QflNT BROJ. 6rC2 THE ONLY Ur TO bflTE QROCERT STORE IN COLUnBIfl WE TEED THE TIQER WE PEED THE FRATERNITIES WE rEEb ALL THE PEOPLE 5EE U5 SETTLE VAWIER Livery, Boarding and Sale Stable Sop Walnut Street Telephone 47 Columbia, Missouri Near Court House lile ant New Hubber-Tired Bu r jes Weddings .i HIne Light Livery . H Carriages fnr i eceptions. Theatres, orses Called for and Delivered ' f f THE DRUnnER AND HIS GRIP ThouKh the rain and sleet is falling. And the roads are awful muddy. Though all men hard times arc bawling And a fellow ' s nose gets ruddy ; Though the rivers may be frozen And the frost may bite and nip. You can never stop the advent of The Drummer and His Grip. Oh. he teaches ua a lesson With his energy and grit, h or things that paralyze most people Don ' t astonish him one bit ; He is always bright and cheerful And a smile is on his tip ; He ' s a daisy from away back. Is the Drummer and His Grip. Though the trains may all be smashing And the horses all go lame, The Drummer, like the bed-bug. Will get there just the same ; And when his journey ' s ended. Wilt come smiling from his trip. For he always makes connection Docs the Drummer and His Grip. Have a kind work for him always. He will give you back the same. For the doings of one black sheep Don ' t give the whole tribe blame. For away deep down in Hades Some so-called good men slip. While along the road to Heaven Goes the Drummer and His Grip. 259 ' i— i Waterman ' s Ideal) Fountain en HONORS for graduates are fullv expressed bj presenting a Waterman ' s Ideal Fountain Pen If vou are not informed as to the nearest local dealer, write us and we will advise you The Ideal Pen for the Student I L. E. WATERMAN COMPANY The Larizest Pen Manuf.iclurers in the W iriJ 1?3 Broadway, New York Sold at University Co-Op. V ickX Wa ' ' A Ow College men know and the Nezv Haven Union says, apropos of term- end with its good-bys: The question of -what in the world to give a friend at parting seems to have been solved by the publication of Songs of All the Colleges which is alike suitable for the collegian of the past, tor the student of the present, and for the boy ( or girl) with hopes ; also for the music-loving sis- ter, and a fellow ' s best girl. AH llic NEW simff. ' i. all the OLD songs, and the songs popular at all t ic colleges; a welcome gift in any home anytchcrc. A T A L L 15 O () K STORES AND M U S I C DEAL K R S Postpaid, $i.5 i ■ •r sent on approval by the publishers Postpaid. $1,511 Hinds (§ Noble :)l-. ' (3-35 West Fideenth Street New York City iJiLiiuiuiMLi . Ti.inbl.iUuUi, Students ' Aitis— Schoolbpoks of all publishers at one siorc 260 Williams ' Barber Shop is the Place for EZ Shaves. 8oq North Side Broadway PEN DRAWING OF NEW COLUMBIA NORMAL ACADEMY BUILDING . -CI iJ Columbia Normal Academy Columbia, Missouri A special preparatory school for the University of Missouri. Grades ac- cepted by all departments without ex- aminations. A new dormitory accommodating thirty, completed for opening of school in Sep- Cn Frlii ?t t tn l Av nik V f w tember. Entire new building y.ith all modern improvements to be tO-tdUCatlOnal Seventh Year dedicated m 1903. strong faculty. Mamimum of power, mini- mum of time. For catalouge and terms address GEO. H. BEASLEY. Principal. A SUCCESS NOT AN EXPERIMENT The STANDARD VISIBLE OLIVER. TYPEWRITER . VARI)i:i) (iOLO MKDALS AT OMAHA, PARIS AND PAN- AMERICAN EXPOSITIONS :: i:m)Orskd by railways am) used by the (;ov- EKNMENT :: :: :: :: :: :: Don ' t Buy an Out-of-Date Machine on a Worn-Out Reputation Operators of the STANDARD VISIBLE OLIVER Do the Most o( the Best Work the Easiest The Oliver Typewriter Company Cknti ' rv Building, 315 North Xintii Stiikkt, St. Louis, Missouri B. r. WASSER MercKant Tailor 814-a BROADWAY JAHN COLLIER U EMG RAVING CQ, TELEPHOH fWr ADOLPM JAHfl HARRISOM (iin T VAL OLLIER 264-270 FIFTH AVE. CHICAGO. . ) r II (i f o r S a m (- s i ii d P rice 36a GEM UNION DRAWING INSTRUMENTS «-«- SUPERIOR TO ALL OTHERS in con- struction, material and finish. We make and carry the most complete stock of DRAWING MATERIALS and SURVEY- ING INSTRUMENTS. Catalogue on ap- plication . EUGENE DIETZGEN COMPANY CHICAGO NEW YORK SAN FRANCISCO NEWORLEANS SURGICAL INSTRUMENTS PHYSICIANS SUPPLIES J vf ' ELECTRIC APPARATUS f ' HIGH GRADE— LOW PRICE Write Us HULSE Sr DJfVIS New Ridge Building, Ko as City, Missouri PARKER BROTHERS F urn iture Col and umbia. Undertak Missouri in g S ' 1 HEADQUARTERS FOR M S. U. Boys AT LONG S CAFE Nice Meals. Gunthcr ' s and AUegrctti ' s Candy. Fine Refreshments Served to Socials. Oysters and Ice Cream in Season. LLV 1 O coLunPM, no 263 J. L. DOUGLASS See t H Best PHOTOGRAPHS 1 n T h B o o K THBY SIMPLY LBAD 7 « Seven Colleges in One Chillicothe Chillicothe Chillicothe Chillicothe Chillicothe Chillicothe Chillicothe Normal College. Commercial College. Shorthand College. Telegraphy College. Pen Art College. College of Oratory. Musical Conservatory. For free catalo-jue address ALLEN MOORE, Pres., Chillicothe, Missouri Stanbcrrp normal and Business College STANBERRT, MISSOURI This noted college will open its 23d year September 7. 1903. and continue 48 weeks without vacation. Young men and women prepare for teaching, business or State University in shortest possible time at lowest cost. University credits without examination. Write lor free catalogue. D. S. ROBBINS. M. S. President. COLLEGE GOWNS. CAPS, HOODS s makers to 1903 CUss. COX SONS VINING. cAcAdcmic Tiobe makers. 262 Fourth c liienue. S e ' W York. 364 Mrs. Adkinson, Millinery, over Van Horn Sir Mount oy ' s Store Tlie Unive rsity Co-Operative Store First I ' loor Academic Hall IS THE STUDENTS STORE THE NET PROFITS OF EACH YEAR ' S BUSINESS A K 1. DIVIDED AMONG THE SHAREHOLDERS. THE RE15ATE TO SHAREHOLDERS FOR THE YEAR 1900-1901 WAS TEN PER CENT ON THEIR ENTIRE PUR- CHASES. FOR 1901-1902 IT WAS ALSO TEN PER CENT. GET A SHARE GET VOIFR SUPPLIES GET vouk ' ri:batk At The Co-Op 6 ' • MK OF TIIK i:. (;l. . VINGS IX THIS BOOK WKl. ' l ' : MADK ■ V ELECTRIC CITY EN- GRAVING COMPANY, NO. 507-515 WASHING- TON STREET, BIFFAIJ). . V.: l,AI{(iEST EN- (JRAVING IfoFSI ' , Foi; (01.l.i;(; I , I ' FATFS IN THE STATI ' IS. WIMTI ' . F( i; n. ' ICFS AND sA.Mi ' i.Fs. on: (ii;k is iixdok ' sfd by 0VI ' :k ■ia () ill . nin:i) lu sixi;ss .MA.XAiiERS OF COLLEGE ANNUALS. 165 THE DELICATESCENSE LUNCH ROOM STUDENTS ' HEADQ_UAR TERS. OYSTERS IN SEASON. S o. II C. 9th Street. J. B. miTCHELL. ' Proprietor. I O E P P E N THE FL PRIST Choice Cut Flowers Jtlways on Hand. Funeral Designs a Specialty. Full Line of Fresh Garden and Flower Seeds. OPPOSITE POSTOrnCE. PHONE 70. 266 BEN M. PAYNE, Groceries and Feed, ' Phone 387, 701 West Broadway BILLIARDS AND POOL CIGARS AND TOBACCO ■COMING TO SCHOOL AGAIN THIS FALL ' ■ ■YES! WELL I WILL MEET YOU HERE AT BOOCHES. BING HOPPER FRANK BALLENGER R. L. FINLEY PHAR1V[ACY V Dru; ? , tSl lioiiery and Toilet A.i ' ticle TELEPHONE 301 808 BROADWAV J Pfionc Can Cell a CDousand CDings YOU SHOULDN ' T DO WITHOUT A Columbia Telej 1 1 )iTe Coiiii any Hlione  «7 Palace Barber Shop HOT AND COLD BATHS Students ' Trade a Specialty 908 BROADWAY O. J. MOOERS, Proprietor JOHN NELSON J. W. BASNETT CHAS. WOOLERY Students ' Headquarters FOR BARBER WORK C. H. Woolery, Proprietor NO. 13 NORTH EIGHTH STREET NEXT DOOR TO STATESMAN OFFICE -Go to the- OWL PHARN4ACV Students ' Headquarters for F i_ire Drugs J. G. GILLASPIE, Proprietor Corner Ninth and Broadway Phone 611 Columbia. Missouri S ; . (3.l■n:Wlll ' : J ,..,.% Your correspondence jjfains in force, fluency and finish by the use of Waterman ' s Ideal Fountain Pen. No other like it. 9i6 BROADWAY F. A. GEKLING, Proprietor GERLING ' S Confectionery and Bakery THE MOST POPULAR PLACE IN THE CITY ICE CREAM, SODA WATER, FRESH OYSTERS IN SEASON ALL KINDS OF BREAD. CAKES AND PIES FRESH EVERY DAY SOLE AGENTS FOR LOWNEYS F-OPULAR CHOCOLATES M. G. QUINN Notary Public S. F. CONLEY yuri;)!) d Coi)ley Real EsL abc, Loai) ai;a li;;purtii;ce Ayci;l;3 HADEN BUILDING COLUMBIA, MISSOURI 3G9 HULETT, the Transfer Man, gives Prompt and Careful Service. DR. J. B. COLE DR. J ENNIE V. FLEMING o 5 t to PA SUIT FOUR AND FIVE r .s HADBN BUILDINO COLUMBIA, - - - MISSOURI OFFICE HOURS 912 AND I -4 OFFICE PHONE 49! HOME PHONE 34. cHifong cManufaduring Co. DISTILLED WATER ICE Standard for Quality, Service and Vrice PHONE i6. REGULAR MORNING AND SPECIAL DELIVERIES 365 DAYS IN THE YEAR TT i High Collars- Much perspiration, Luw Collars Good respiration. Belts that will hold you for the summer. These fancy colored socks will run only vhen you do. HIGBEE HOCKADAY CLOTHING CO. They fit where others bind. A bettershirt is hard to find. Colvmbia, Mo. FIFTr- ' THIKD YEAR CHRIST L-IN COLLEGE FOR THE HIGHER ED UC. IT ION OF WOMEN AFFILIATED WITH THE MISSOURI STATE UNIVERSITY The Christian College is a scfiool which ivill rani: ivith famed Welleslev and other schools of the East: ' — Dr. F. G. Tyrrrll. CHRISTIAN COLLEGE DORMITORY. COLUMBIA. MISSOURI Hiindsomest College Buildings for H ' onien IV est of the Missis- sippi. .1 Splendid $J ,000 Auditorium and Lihrary Build- ing {ig02.) A Sound-Proof Music I lull { QOJ.) Magnificent new $75,000 Doimitorv (1S99) accommodating 150 students. Furnishings and eriiiipm ;nt unrivaled. Rooms en suite; lieated bv steam ; lighted b_v electricity; Mot and Cold Baths; Gymnasium; Library of 5,000 volumes; I ' livsi- cal and Chemical Laboratories. Prepares for advanced University Work. Academic degrees of B. A., B. S. and B. L. Schools of Music, Art, Oratory and Domi-stic Science. Twenty-five Instructors of the best American and European training. Students from twenty-two states. Beautiful park of eighteen acres. Tennis and Basket Ball. Next session opens September 16, 1903. ROOMS SHOULD BE ENCAGED EARLY. For engraved Catalogue address, Secret.sry CiiKisrr x College, Columbia, Mo. Mrs. W. T. Moore, 1 Mrs. L. W. St. Clair. 1 Presidents. YOU ARE INVITED TO CALL ON CHAS. M. PAPE THE NEW SHOE IVIA.N Has the Exclusive Sale for the Follov. ' ing Celebrated Makes of AIcii ' s and Ladies Pine Shoes: JOHNSTON MURPHY, THE JUST WRIGHT SHOE, CROSSETT ' S WALK EASY, ARMSTRONG ' S FAULT- LESS I ' TTTERS. High Grade Goods. J UICK SALES, SMALL PROEITS, FOR CAS H. The Apparel Often Proclaims the Man HdW your clothes look counts, piihaps, iiKiii ' than most people lliink. ' i)u want to make a i ood ini|)iessi(in. No doulit ahoul that. n must vi:ar correct, approxeil, lashional)le and up-to-date furnish- inL; . Ilcrc yon will tinil tin: ri hl sort at the ri ht prices. The onl ' difference between the hit h radi- tailor i arnients and ours is a savini; to you here of aluint one half. Call and sec us. JOE VIC BARTH The Big Clothiers Columbia, Missouri 972 4, vm% -1 :r; , f is xsfm ■= . v -««- pi .-