University of Minnesota School of Agriculture - Agrarian Yearbook (Minneapolis, MN)

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Aggie Humor Lee-- Look what I have, Elmer, an ultra-violet ray advertisement. Elmer-l'What! Why, there's too much light on this campus now without one of thosef, Ruth T.-fRushing into the girls, dormitory forty-four minutes after the showy Miss Matson, am I late?', Miss Matson- No, Ruth you are one minute early. Ruth-f'Oh, all right, I'l1 be back in a minute. Alma- Have you gotten your baby picture yet? Milton- No, I'm going down town and have it taken tomorrow. Mr. Birder-QDuring the Agrarian Board playj K'What are you?,' Wilbur- Oh, I,m Magnusonf' Cleve 1.- Say Alice, why canit I see the twinkle in your eye any more? Alice B.-J'Because I always have my eye on Howard? Mr. Winters-fAfter a long pausej welll I-Iaven-QComing to with a startj What's the question? Mr. Winters- Yes, you had better bring a bed next timef' Dorothy-QTO Sonny at the tablej wfhese are the best eggs we have had in years. Sonny-l'XVell, then bring us some you haven,t had so longf, For Sale-Model T Ford parts-Tires, Tubes, one battery. Also a stove pipe. By Hjalmar I-Iulin. XVI-IY THEY CAME TO SCHOOL Helen Gray-To boost hall activities. Lillian W.-To argue with Miss Lind- strom. Doris A.-To collect class dues. Chicken-to learn to crow. Dorothy P.-To study CBelieve it or notj. Aloys G.-To enlarge his vocabulary. Dorothy Sterner-That we can't figure out. Elmer S.-To promote huddles. Leone L.-Ask Elmer. Esther Iversen-to get razzed. HOBBIES Russel I-I.-Visiting the girls' dorm. Red-Teasing the girls Q Catch on?',j Helen P.-Dancing. Teresia S.-Boys? Lib.-Giving talks at house meetings. Clara S.-Learning to play an accordion. Carl S.-Wfalking up to the girls' dorm. Emerson S.-Selling tickets. Maurice W.-His girl at home. Ruth O.-To come late to class. John S.-Running Qancl howj. Walter C.-Acting as reporter. DID YCU EVER SEE- Swenson-Not drinking coffee? Alma J. when she wasn't teasing someone? Bill I-I.-Not going to the P. O. after Loretta G. without a date? supper? Magnuson when he didn't have his pants Alice B. when she wasn't talking to pressed? Howard? Potter when he wasn't telling something? Paw' Om' lrI1l'nlrz'4l Tlvirly-Him

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Milton Swenson leaves his numerous cups of coffee for the day to Paul Vruwink. Emerson Sartain wills his car to the faculty. To Ruth Iverson, Clara Sogge forwards her interest in accordion players. Carl Sierk refuses to leave his preference for a blue eyed freshman to any other freshman., Ruth Starz transfers her winning smile to Marion Petersen. Ralph Sonju wills his cowboy lassoing to Irving Lundberg. Arnold Shute donates his smallness to Felix Schmeising. Goodwin Sonstegard leaves his brother to carry on from where he left off. Orlin Skaar transfers his place at the Greasy Spoon to Orlando Hudson. Esther Skylstad donates her longing for a nice farmer to Mabel Cairncross. To Dorothy Seleen, Dorene Smith passes on her memories of Aggie romances. Edward Smisek wills his necktie to Paul Anderson. Elmer Soehren presents his huddles to Arnold Nelson. Edwin Schwinghamer leaves his fiddle to his cousin. Wilfred Schultz transfers his ability to play hand ball to Andy Kleven. Pauline Scepurelc leaves her art of studying to Ruth Otterness. To his girl friend Marcus Teeter wills his ability to raise turkeys. Ruth Turner passes on her ambition as a giggler to Martha Johnson. Orien Wold donates his curly hair to Carl Swanson. Olive Wheaton transfers her bedroom slippers to Olive Bishop. Ralph Westberg wills his ability of reasoning to Harold Powell. Lillian Wilson leaves her Uapplesaucev to Teresia Swanson. Margaret Weber donates her interest in boys to Clara Sorlie. Wfilliam Wagenknecht wills his wagon to Eugene Thotland. To- Evelyn Kording, Hilda Wyffels leaves her red hair. In testimony whereof we have hereunto subscribed our name and affixed our seal this fifteenth day of March in the year of our Lord, one thousand nine hundred and thirty-two. The Senior Class, CARL SIERK, P1'esirle1a1f. This instrument was on the date thereof signed, published and declared by said testators-the Senior Class-to be their last will while of sound minds. They have requested that we subscribe our names hereto as witnesses in their presence and in the presence of each other. ALMA MARIE OTHELIA JOSEPHSON WILLIAM Louis I-IAIGHT, JR. Page One Hzmdrefl Thirty-eight

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THE AGRARIAN BOARD APPRECIATES THE CO-OPERATION OF THE FOLLOWING AD- VERTISERS IN HELPING TO MAKE THE 1932 AGRARIAN FINANCIALLY SUCCESSFUL. Groceries Ice Cream Candies Quick Lunches Henry's Place Corner Raymond 8: Doswell St. Anthony Park Dry Goods Store DRY GOODS-NOTIONS MEN'S FURNISHINGS STUDENT SUPPLIES ozo Opposite Aggie Campus Don't Forget the HOME Cafeteria BETTER THAN EVER V Opposite Aggie Campus Pall' One I'll1mlrr'zf 1707131