University of Minnesota School of Agriculture - Agrarian Yearbook (Minneapolis, MN)

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CAN YOU FORGET? The first A club banquet? The dining hall dogs? - The telephone number of the girls' dormitory? The marks that Vaughn gives? Those feeds in rooms 17 and 19? Donald T1'ue's Ford Nineteen Hun- dred and Gone ? Those dark campus corners? Who won the annual field meet? When Henry Schverman fell off the Dairy Hall? When Otto and Esther had the mumps? Vince Goihlis last birthday? Fred Halstead's Gettysburg address I How Bill Dankers used to study? When Ole Engene won a scholarship. When Keyes took Hazel to song ser- vice? The old fashioned dance? NEITHER CAN VVE. 'I' 'I' 'P DO YOU REMEMBER? Peter Head as a woman hater? When the girls' quartette hit the right note? When Dorothy Haussner had her note book in order? When everyone sat in the front seats D in assembly? When Mrs. Hause gave an A? When Dexter Hall was quiet before midnight? When Chuck got up for breakfast? When the girls went into the library? When Vincent Goihl could raise a moustache? When Ted Hudson could play a vi- Olin? When Clementson wore knickerbock- ers? When Erhardt Bremer lost a cross country meet? When the girls had late permission? When Miss Martyn ran out of F's? NEITHER DO WE. Page One Hundred Seventy-fozrr TWENTY-THIRD PSALM IN GEOMETRY CLASS Miss Martyn is my teacher I will not pass, She maketh me explain hard theorems And exposeth my ignorance to the class, She restoreth my sorrows And causeth me much misery For my classes' sake. Yea, tho I study till midnight I shall gain no knowledge For axioms bother, me. She rendereth a scolding in The presence of the class, I receiveth a low mark. Surely distress and sadness shall Follow me all the days of my course, And I shall stay in the geometry class forever. -1- -1- -1- BUNK I fell for her in the bookroom, 'Twas a stormy night outside. Of course I took her home That evening from the Libe. She was blue-eyed, blond and smiling. Smila I think was her name. She had red lips and everything That camouflages a Jane. But better than all her looks, She was plump and warm And filled my arms, Yes, filled my arms-with books. -1- -1- -I- Instructor in chemistry: Didn't I tell you to notice when the solution boiled over ?,' Kenneth Chapman: I did. It was a quarter past ten. -5- -1- -x- Daughter: O, Papa, what is your birthstone ? Father of eleven: My dear, I'm not sure, but I think it's a grindstonef' -1- -!- -5- Fear God and work hard. -David Livingston..

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3 3 4 4' 5 5 6 6 7 7 8 8 9 9 10 10 11 12 12 12 12 1 1 1 3 11- 5 5 6 7 8 8 8 9 :00 30 00 30 00 30 00 30 00 30 00 30 05 30 OO 30 30 00 30 415 50 00 410 50 20 30 30 45 15 15 00 15 .30 :30 10 :30 I 1 '00 2 :OO 3 '00 A DAY WITH OURSELV Albright arrives home from town. Keyes' snoring wakens head monitor. Ted Pearson wakes and calls for mother. Ted dresses and shaves. Ted goes back to bed. All is quiet. Chuck begins to study for Vaughn's class. Chuck falls asleep. Ukk gets up and removes outer layer of whiskers. Grand rush for the wash room. Inspection at the gym. Fred Halstead arrives at first hour class. Fred Halstead awakens for dismissal of first hour class. Principal's office runs out of passes. S Mrs. Hause sends Jean Hughes after more cough drops. Majerus looses his first match for a bar of candy. Dankers delivers mail. Coupling begins in front of the assembly doors. Assembly waiting for 12:4-5 to arrive. Stampede for dining hall. Hash? That famous after dinner walk. Bassett arrives at farm management class. Management class is stricken with sleeping sickness. English literature class is dismissed for 23 hour recess. Captain Elling becomes dignified. Janitor sweeps up Lieutenant Hudson and other refuse More hash. Not to be published. Girls sign up for the library. Strange figures seen near Room 2-11, Main Building. Taxi called for seniors at Dexter Hall. Freshmen go to bed. Juniors go to bed. Taxi arrives for seniors at Dexter Hall, Intermediates go to bed. Taxi returns from Coliseum. Seniors go to bed. Page One Hundred Scwfxty-.vi.1' from the gym. ani