University of Minnesota School of Agriculture - Agrarian Yearbook (Minneapolis, MN)

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CAN YOU FORGET? The first A club banquet? The dining hall dogs? - The telephone number of the girls' dormitory? The marks that Vaughn gives? Those feeds in rooms 17 and 19? Donald T1'ue's Ford Nineteen Hun- dred and Gone ? Those dark campus corners? Who won the annual field meet? When Henry Schverman fell off the Dairy Hall? When Otto and Esther had the mumps? Vince Goihlis last birthday? Fred Halstead's Gettysburg address I How Bill Dankers used to study? When Ole Engene won a scholarship. When Keyes took Hazel to song ser- vice? The old fashioned dance? NEITHER CAN VVE. 'I' 'I' 'P DO YOU REMEMBER? Peter Head as a woman hater? When the girls' quartette hit the right note? When Dorothy Haussner had her note book in order? When everyone sat in the front seats D in assembly? When Mrs. Hause gave an A? When Dexter Hall was quiet before midnight? When Chuck got up for breakfast? When the girls went into the library? When Vincent Goihl could raise a moustache? When Ted Hudson could play a vi- Olin? When Clementson wore knickerbock- ers? When Erhardt Bremer lost a cross country meet? When the girls had late permission? When Miss Martyn ran out of F's? NEITHER DO WE. Page One Hundred Seventy-fozrr TWENTY-THIRD PSALM IN GEOMETRY CLASS Miss Martyn is my teacher I will not pass, She maketh me explain hard theorems And exposeth my ignorance to the class, She restoreth my sorrows And causeth me much misery For my classes' sake. Yea, tho I study till midnight I shall gain no knowledge For axioms bother, me. She rendereth a scolding in The presence of the class, I receiveth a low mark. Surely distress and sadness shall Follow me all the days of my course, And I shall stay in the geometry class forever. -1- -1- -1- BUNK I fell for her in the bookroom, 'Twas a stormy night outside. Of course I took her home That evening from the Libe. She was blue-eyed, blond and smiling. Smila I think was her name. She had red lips and everything That camouflages a Jane. But better than all her looks, She was plump and warm And filled my arms, Yes, filled my arms-with books. -1- -1- -I- Instructor in chemistry: Didn't I tell you to notice when the solution boiled over ?,' Kenneth Chapman: I did. It was a quarter past ten. -5- -1- -x- Daughter: O, Papa, what is your birthstone ? Father of eleven: My dear, I'm not sure, but I think it's a grindstonef' -1- -!- -5- Fear God and work hard. -David Livingston..

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Mr. Gary in Farm Management Class: Peat soil is not very good farm landf' Ralph Geddings: Oh, I don't knowf, Mr. Gary: I know it. That's why I told you. 'I' 'I' 'I' Keyes to that awful Humor Editor: Have you any jokes for the Agrarian vet? Joke Editor: Yes, I l1ave one if I can find it. -1- -1- -1- Clifford Ukkelberg: Yes, once I loved a girl and she made a fool out of me. Smila Vee: My, what a lasting im- pression some girls make. -1- -1- -1- Miss McNabb in Literature Class: VVl1o wrote most, Dickens, Warren or Bulwer P Red Hanson: War1'en wrote now and then, Bulwer wrote day and night, but Dickens wrote all the year round. -1- -1- -1- WANTED A new brand of cough drops ........................Business English Class A new Ford H1908 model ..............President of Freshman Class A house and lot ................ Otto Fahning The man who gave me the mumps Reeck An Angus cow HA. R. O' 1000 No. B. F, .................................Charles Robinson A key to the costume room and Smila I-Ierdsman on a dairy farm ............................Donald McGillivray Seven league boots .......... Vincent Goihl Silence on my love affairs Churchward Something to do .,...,.i........ Alton Hanson A new order of men ....,.....,. Amanda Lan Everybody's friendship .,.....,.. Timario Dismissal from the Health Service Miller A body guard ....................... Joke Editor TYPICAL BUSINESS ENGLISH QUIZ Question One IVhere was I born? Question Two How long have I been married and why? A Question Three Give a brief history of my uncle in Mil- waukee. Question Four Give my home address and telephone number. Question Five IVhat is my husband's occupation? Question Six IVhen should a period be placed upside down? . Question Seven Make out a bill for one gross of S. B. Cough Drops. Question Eight VVrite all you know about business Eng- lish. Question Nine Underline what I have taught you. Question Ten VVrite ten reasons why the girls come late to class. ' Question Eleven Give my favorite oke. Question Twelve Am I a good teacher? Question Thirteen Fill up a page of what I think you know about business English. Question Fourteen Sum up my family tree. -5- -1- -1- It takes a fellow of some action to make a name for himself but, Miss Kaercher says, a girl only has to face the parsonf' -1- -1- -I- I think there is only one thing worse than hardness of l1eart and that is soft- ness of brain.-Theodore Roosevelt. Page One Hundred Seventy-three

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