University of Minnesota School of Agriculture - Agrarian Yearbook (Minneapolis, MN)

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:Farm Svnbuul bamzasm ants Qwbermise Lives of Foresters remind us, We can live our lives as well, And departing leave behind us, Such examples as will tell, Such examples that the Seniors In the years that are to come, May out shine the ever-green berry, By ten Miles and then some. Here's to the gladness of her gladness when she's glad, Here's to the sadness of her sadness when she's sad. But the gladness of her gladness And the sadness of her sadness Are not in it with her madness When She's Mad. Big head, That's Fred. N uf-said. Sorrie is his nickname, And Sorry was his plight, When his dreams of fame, All vanished in a night. Sorrie had a hope, The leading man to be, But Piffle had the scope And got: the place you see. Respectfully dedicated I0 PijIe. .In 1 9 O 8 He met his F-8 She cast the B-8 And he it -8 And at this R-8 She'll bald his P-8 Oh! Aint it GR-8 The married ST-8. D0n'ts Don't recite in forestry, you are liable to Hunk. Don't go to sleep in physics the pressure may increase. Don't crow in poultry class, leave that to Jim. Don't chew gum, it's displeasing to the B's. Don't chew the rag in meats class. Connective tissue wears better, chews easier, and is less expensive. Don't look pleasant when in Plant Prop. class. You are apt to get the Infant's chair of honor. Don't forget that Pinkerton carries the keys. Your liable to be surprised. Don't forget that others rights end where your nose begins. But-that's usually rather close to your face. . By the Way Ossie.- Where's your pass. Freshman- I haven't one. Ossie.v Get one. A few moments later: Freshman QBrethlesslyD- I found the pass, but I could'nt find the punch. Page Eighly-Jive

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Explain Yourself Kohler- XVhich comes lirstfThe egg or the chicken? Sorrie- The chicken. Freshie- Up here they call Flirting fussing, don't they? Senior- That depends on who does it, if it is , a freshie, they usually call it Red Owl.' At last to end his troubles He pur-loined a cook school cakeg And his friends to get his body Had to do it with a rake. Here's to the prettiest GJ Here's to the Wittiest Here's to the truest of all who are true, Here's to them all in one, Girls of 1OiHere's to you. To our Salutatorian Here's to Marion. She's not an Angel, a lily or a pearl. She's just that which is sweetest, completest and neatest, A dear little queer little, bright little girl. Anvil Chorus in Chemistry Laura Conaughy, Myrtle Johnson, Amy Sanders, Ellen Elsberg and Bessie Norris. I DON'T KNOW. VVe have a class president named Andy, And he sure makes a dandy. VVith parliamentary law he is most handy, To the girls he distributes good candy, Do you wonder we're proud of our Andy. Silently one by one Behind the trunks and the curtains VVe crept-and held our breath. HARK-A Rap, XVe wait 'Tis but another maid And we Come forth with smiles To greet the light And to greet our fellow wanderer VVhen low-a voice As one who speaks with authority Greets us from the doorway And we adjourn to meet again. VViser than before-But Behind doors-barred-locked and darkened. L Wanted by Lillian-Some one to call her Susan, Domestic Fritz-Anti-Fat. Connie-Some one who's truly sorry. Lebanon-Anything to make his hair curl. Carline-A jersey. Boots-A magnifying glass. Corrine-just one Qliillj. VVhat would happen if Marion should fail to recite- if Robert B. should forget to blufffif Andy should loose his gum-if Connie were to study and-if our instructors would forget to remember who had and who had not handed in their note-books. Page Eighty-seven