University of Minnesota School of Agriculture - Agrarian Yearbook (Minneapolis, MN)

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:Farm Svnbuul bamzasm ants Qwbermise Lives of Foresters remind us, We can live our lives as well, And departing leave behind us, Such examples as will tell, Such examples that the Seniors In the years that are to come, May out shine the ever-green berry, By ten Miles and then some. Here's to the gladness of her gladness when she's glad, Here's to the sadness of her sadness when she's sad. But the gladness of her gladness And the sadness of her sadness Are not in it with her madness When She's Mad. Big head, That's Fred. N uf-said. Sorrie is his nickname, And Sorry was his plight, When his dreams of fame, All vanished in a night. Sorrie had a hope, The leading man to be, But Piffle had the scope And got: the place you see. Respectfully dedicated I0 PijIe. .In 1 9 O 8 He met his F-8 She cast the B-8 And he it -8 And at this R-8 She'll bald his P-8 Oh! Aint it GR-8 The married ST-8. D0n'ts Don't recite in forestry, you are liable to Hunk. Don't go to sleep in physics the pressure may increase. Don't crow in poultry class, leave that to Jim. Don't chew gum, it's displeasing to the B's. Don't chew the rag in meats class. Connective tissue wears better, chews easier, and is less expensive. Don't look pleasant when in Plant Prop. class. You are apt to get the Infant's chair of honor. Don't forget that Pinkerton carries the keys. Your liable to be surprised. Don't forget that others rights end where your nose begins. But-that's usually rather close to your face. . By the Way Ossie.- Where's your pass. Freshman- I haven't one. Ossie.v Get one. A few moments later: Freshman QBrethlesslyD- I found the pass, but I could'nt find the punch. Page Eighly-Jive

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